- 12 hours ago
I sat by his bed crying, until I noticed the tiny smirk he tried to hide from everyone. Playing along with his brilliant charade in Oops! My Rich Husband Is Faking Coma became my own little game against his greedy relatives. Catch the complete series right now to see the story from my point of view!
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00:00:05have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl actually marrying
00:00:40a vegetable poor hard thing that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people like her never do
00:00:48anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:54ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:03in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:12please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying
00:01:19that man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the
00:01:26one
00:01:26sacrificed ann you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since
00:01:34your father died i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think
00:01:41it's time you paid something back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me
00:01:47a
00:01:48single dollar then sure watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn
00:01:58so if you don't want anything to happen to it okay
00:02:04but if you want me to take the hit for linda
00:02:07what cost you a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:15since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:25i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:34i'll take the money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44happy to be here today
00:02:47grandma ann
00:02:49pleasure to meet you
00:02:50hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day
00:02:54how uh romantic
00:02:56oh and these balloons absolutely adorable
00:02:58i just had to grab one for myself but
00:03:01you know what i think
00:03:03you need this more than i do
00:03:04oh
00:03:06well that's very lovely thank you
00:03:09and you are
00:03:12i'm louis brother
00:03:13oh
00:03:14well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but
00:03:17that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved older brother
00:03:22but today has been just
00:03:24so
00:03:25touching
00:03:26so warm
00:03:27so much
00:03:29thank you
00:03:30it fills my heart
00:03:32warmth
00:03:33to see louis finally settling down
00:03:35right
00:03:36i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here
00:03:40bye grandma
00:03:42bye
00:03:42pleasure to meet you ann
00:03:44you too
00:03:45enjoy my brother
00:03:53um i did not realize
00:03:55louis had a brother
00:03:56it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago
00:04:00he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so
00:04:04now that the wedding is done
00:04:06ann
00:04:08when do you plan on
00:04:10giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh
00:04:14um
00:04:15yes about that i
00:04:18i would love to eventually
00:04:20um it's just
00:04:21you know
00:04:22given that
00:04:23louis is
00:04:25in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:27uh maybe we can
00:04:28i can try
00:04:29uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:31um
00:04:31ibf
00:04:33don't you worry dear
00:04:34the doctor says
00:04:36all the important parts
00:04:38are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:46wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move
00:04:52i know
00:04:53it sounds crazy right
00:04:54but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:58he left louis
00:04:59at least one chance
00:05:01to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it
00:05:04am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey
00:05:06he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions
00:05:14work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:16oh
00:05:17i promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a valentine's single party tonight
00:05:22so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:25oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:27you're sleeping in louis's room tonight
00:05:30sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:33well
00:05:34miss anne
00:05:35i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:46lovely family you have there
00:05:50let's go
00:05:53hmm
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:04are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:11hello
00:06:16hello
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:18hmm
00:06:20let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how did i stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:41well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:07:04it's insane
00:07:06and my new husband
00:07:08he is nothing
00:07:10like the rumors
00:07:12he is young
00:07:13he is hot
00:07:15guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21so weird
00:07:26all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:34maybe i should see for myself
00:07:38i'm just kidding
00:07:41okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:42i have work in the morning
00:07:43and i want to catch a few good stories
00:08:02good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning husband
00:08:35okay
00:08:37okay
00:08:37see you later
00:08:51sir
00:08:54i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:58should we
00:08:59look in there
00:09:02not for now
00:09:07ann morris
00:09:08the most popular entertainment reporter
00:09:10dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi
00:09:14i didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing
00:09:16me neither
00:09:18i think my new wife might be just what i need to stir up a little trouble for vincent
00:09:24oh my god it's really him
00:09:25you're not a new job so big
00:09:26zach
00:09:27zach
00:09:27i know what the deal is
00:09:29where is charlotte
00:09:31i'm just trying to
00:09:34is that zach
00:09:36he turns down our interviews all the time
00:09:38zach people are saying that you and director michael are more than just co-workers
00:09:42is that true
00:09:43cool so a second ago i'm a womanizer now i'm gay that's awesome
00:09:46there you are i have been looking for you everywhere
00:09:53um quick intro i am a zach's new lawyer you guys are flash grid right classic look i figured
00:10:00we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently say director nick
00:10:09okay we are so very very sorry to disturb you um yeah let's get out of here
00:10:16that was a fantastic performance miss lawyer
00:10:19thank you i will i will take that as a compliment
00:10:22oh yeah you just saved my ass
00:10:25what could i ever do to repay you
00:10:27well i
00:10:31that is actually that's all the things i need bye sir
00:10:35fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:41ann morris
00:10:49oh evening miss bellucci good evening ann come here
00:10:54i have something to talk to you about
00:10:56if i remember correctly you're a paparazzi right
00:11:00yes well i i work for an entertainment news outlet so we do street shots interviews
00:11:06okay never mind i have an opportunity for you i've arranged for you to go on a movie set
00:11:12this friday to do some entertainment coverage
00:11:16really that's that's amazing thank you
00:11:19so this is what it's like to marry into money feels so damn good
00:11:24of course a career is important for any woman i've always thought you had potential
00:11:32in more ways than one
00:11:37thank you miss bellucci call me chanda
00:11:40oh and by the way steve's off today so you'll have to help louis with his night routine
00:11:46oh uh meaning shower and stuff
00:11:51i'm sure you'll manage
00:11:52oh it's getting late
00:11:55i'm heading to bed
00:11:57good night
00:12:03shower
00:12:04that's gonna be
00:12:07tricky
00:12:18now what
00:12:19what is this crazy woman up to now
00:12:24well
00:12:26you know it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day so how about i just wash
00:12:30your hair
00:12:33if you don't say anything i'll take that as a yes
00:12:36not funny
00:12:41let's do this
00:12:46oh my god
00:12:49i can't
00:12:50get this
00:12:51oh
00:12:52oh
00:12:58sorry
00:13:00totally did that on purpose what a horrible woman
00:13:06oh
00:13:11i really didn't expect you to be
00:13:14this built
00:13:18well
00:13:18uh
00:13:20let's
00:13:22do this thing
00:13:23please just make it quick i'm really done with this
00:13:26here we go
00:13:31here we go
00:13:31yeah
00:13:32yeah
00:13:32cool
00:13:38i really do not know if this is what i was saying before
00:13:45okay
00:13:46i'm gonna get all in here
00:13:50oh
00:13:50oh
00:13:50oh
00:13:55sorry
00:13:56hi
00:13:56i have a balloon for you
00:14:06What am I saying?
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:22You know, I thought Londo was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hard.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:39Pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:11I guess we better move fast.
00:15:24Are you alive?
00:15:25What?
00:15:25You can actually move?
00:15:27Relax, okay?
00:15:28It's a long story.
00:15:29Relax?
00:15:31Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a pervert.
00:15:35Oh, my God.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:37You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:39And by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:41Drowned you?
00:15:42Yes.
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it.
00:15:44You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:48Who's the pervert now?
00:15:49Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart-ass mouth?
00:15:51Yes.
00:15:51Many times.
00:15:53Two years ago when I was awake.
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56You've been faking it for two years?
00:15:58Why?
00:15:58I don't get it.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while?
00:16:11Okay, don't pick.
00:16:12Alright, come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way.
00:16:15After the wedding.
00:16:16Purple suit.
00:16:17Trying way too hard.
00:16:18Aw, Anne.
00:16:20Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:24Far too concerned.
00:16:26Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:31I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:34What plan?
00:16:36Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:38Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:40I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42Well, I don't think about it.
00:16:44You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:52What?
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:54Think about it.
00:16:55Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:59True.
00:17:02Ten million.
00:17:06Greedy girl.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:10Deal.
00:17:14For once, grandma got it right.
00:17:17A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:22Oh, my God.
00:17:23We're all gonna die!
00:17:24Oh!
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:26Oh!
00:17:27Oh!
00:17:28Oh!
00:17:28Oh!
00:17:29Oh!
00:17:30I know.
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:34Um, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:36Miss Bellucci sent me.
00:17:37Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:39Sure.
00:17:46Uh, right.
00:17:47About that.
00:17:48Um, I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you a business card instead?
00:17:54I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:54I cannot let you enter.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:59Ugh, what is it this time?
00:18:00Another paparazzi trying to sneak in?
00:18:02Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:05Madam, she claims Mrs. Bellucci sent her, but she does not have a work badge.
00:18:12Her?
00:18:13The place.
00:18:14She looks like she just walked off a construction site.
00:18:17There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:19I have a photo with Miss Bellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:23Then show me.
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:39Oh, please.
00:18:41If you're gonna fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:45I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Louis.
00:18:49And ask his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop?
00:18:52I did not Photoshop this.
00:18:53That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:18:59The stench of cheap desperation.
00:19:02It really stinks.
00:19:04Okay.
00:19:04I am not gonna waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Mrs. Bellucci myself.
00:19:08Go right ahead.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:17I can't believe this gold-diggin' whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:20But I almost admire her nerve.
00:19:22Really, I do.
00:19:23Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:26But, hey, the next time you wanna play a high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes first?
00:19:34She is a real fake, then.
00:19:36We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:37Get her out of my sight.
00:19:38Get off me!
00:19:38I can walk myself out, okay?
00:19:42Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:44So glamorous on screen and some trashy in real life.
00:19:48You think I'm low-class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:52I will just be a low-class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch!
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:01People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt!
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho!
00:20:06You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man, Eris.
00:20:09Our family has been close with the Bellucci's for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call, we can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:18Believe me, I can.
00:20:25If you beg, though, I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:29Now, let's see.
00:20:30Why don't you lick the dirt off my heel, and I'll let you go, okay?
00:20:35Charlotte?
00:20:36I just saw the news.
00:20:37She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:40What?
00:20:43What?
00:20:45That...
00:20:46That bitch!
00:20:47How would she possibly be Louis' bride?
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:50You two, grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:54No!
00:20:59Their liquidity's been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:02Just leave the hint to the partners, let the market do the rest.
00:21:05On it, sir.
00:21:07Just so you're aware, Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview,
00:21:11and something seems to have gone wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:15Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set. Let's go.
00:21:17Checking it out.
00:21:18Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:20And you're driving.
00:21:23You know, I was actually planning on meeting Louis' new bride sometime soon, but I just
00:21:30didn't expect you'd come to me first.
00:21:33Ugh.
00:21:33And it turns out, you're just a cheap, trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:38Ugh.
00:21:39I guess you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:42I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:47Or maybe you own the Belushi's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:51Dare you talk to me like that!
00:21:53Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice.
00:21:54I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:56What about if I just strip you naked and throw you out into the street
00:22:01and show everyone what a cheap little whore you really are?
00:22:05Okay, I'll strike you a good fork.
00:22:08No!
00:22:09It's too ugly!
00:22:10You're the-
00:22:11Hey!
00:22:12Stop!
00:22:13Let go of it!
00:22:14It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of it!
00:22:21It's you?
00:22:23I guess it's my turn to save you, Ms. Lawyer.
00:22:27Here.
00:22:28What?
00:22:29What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:33Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:35Zach, what the hell has gotten into you?
00:22:37And whose boyfriend are you?
00:22:38And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:42You and I only dated because our agents told us to.
00:22:45Nobody believed that was real, least of all you.
00:22:50Steve, from the Beluche group, what are you doing here?
00:22:54Ms. Anne, it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Ms. Mann.
00:23:00Are you hurt?
00:23:01What, did they screw up your prescription?
00:23:02She's covered in marks.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Caught a few hits.
00:23:09Steve, don't hesitate.
00:23:11Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:13Ms. Mann, I'm sure you're aware that your behavior
00:23:17towards any member of the Beluche family is completely unacceptable.
00:23:23Ms. Anne, you took several hits.
00:23:26My recommendation, strike back immediately.
00:23:29You have the full backing of the Beluche family.
00:23:31No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what, I've got some dirt on Charlotte, too.
00:23:36Shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here.
00:23:38Go on, hit her.
00:23:43Well.
00:23:59You know, you really do deserve the slap, but I'm not going to be an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:09Anne.
00:24:10Anne.
00:24:11Anne.
00:24:12Get me my script!
00:24:14This is my set!
00:24:16No!
00:24:17Sir, did we go ahead with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice.
00:24:22Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne.
00:24:25Anne.
00:24:26Anne.
00:24:30Zach, thank you for your help back there, really, but I'm married, and if you're looking
00:24:35for someone to hook up with to feel your boring Friday night, I am not that person.
00:24:40Well, that'd be nice, but no, I just came to give you this.
00:24:45Oh, and, uh, you got mine, still.
00:24:48Right, sorry.
00:24:49Here.
00:24:49Oh my god, no, keep it, I was joking.
00:24:52I was going to return something to you that was just in the right wrist pocket there.
00:24:58My badge!
00:24:59I thought I lost this for good.
00:25:00Yeah, you left it on your fake lawyering day.
00:25:03Right.
00:25:06Um...
00:25:08About in there, I'm sorry.
00:25:09I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:12Yeah, I believe you.
00:25:15It seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit.
00:25:17You want to grab a drink?
00:25:19I'd love to, again, but, um, I am married, so...
00:25:23Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but...
00:25:26Come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake.
00:25:29Believe me, been there, no judgment.
00:25:31But, uh, you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you?
00:25:34It's funny that you call him that, um, but I really have to go, so...
00:25:39Here's my card, and I'll see you around.
00:25:42Bye-bye.
00:25:44Wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:49What is this?
00:25:50Look, I...
00:25:53What a cursed day.
00:25:54Nothing is going right.
00:25:55Everything is wrong.
00:25:56And Zack?
00:25:57Seriously?
00:25:58Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:06Is that...
00:26:07Zack's car?
00:26:09Who's he waiting for?
00:26:11Probably an actress.
00:26:13We're literally outside the studio.
00:26:15Well, whoever she is, lucky her.
00:26:18Zack is absolutely waiting for you.
00:26:21No question.
00:26:22Surely.
00:26:22He must have realized that he was way out of line earlier.
00:26:26And is waiting to drive me home as an apology.
00:26:40What the hell are you doing, Zack?
00:26:41Open the door.
00:26:42Now!
00:26:43What the hell am I doing?
00:26:44What the hell are you doing?
00:26:45What are you doing?
00:26:45Why are you yanking on my car?
00:26:47Obviously, you pissed me off earlier.
00:26:49So here's what's happening.
00:26:51You're gonna drive me home.
00:26:52Now!
00:26:53Wow.
00:26:53Yeah, there is really something wrong with you.
00:26:56Have you seen Anna around?
00:26:57She was just here.
00:26:58What are you talking about?
00:27:00That little bitch!
00:27:02Right, yeah.
00:27:03Why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:05Damn, she probably left without waiting for me.
00:27:07Without waiting for...
00:27:08Well, you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack!
00:27:13Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:20That's rough.
00:27:21Was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly?
00:27:24Man, I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:27Wait.
00:27:27Hold on.
00:27:29Isn't that Charlotte Mann, the famous actress?
00:27:32Really?
00:27:33Charlotte just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:40Oh my god.
00:27:41Are you okay?
00:27:42Try to get a little bitch!
00:27:44I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:46No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:57Good.
00:27:58Good.
00:27:59Did anything happen today?
00:28:03Anybody bully you?
00:28:04Any handsome stranger try to rescue you?
00:28:07Are you the one that sent Steve?
00:28:11I should've known it was you.
00:28:13You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known you and Zack were so close, I wouldn't have had to send Steve.
00:28:18Okay, Zack and I only met once.
00:28:20He's...
00:28:21just very...
00:28:22kind-hearted.
00:28:25So kind-hearted that he's trying to help nurse a married woman?
00:28:29It's none of your business, okay?
00:28:31Well, that kind of hurts.
00:28:33I came fully prepared to care.
00:28:36Fine.
00:28:38Only because I don't want my face to Bruce.
00:28:43I'm gonna commit you.
00:28:47How'd you hurt your knee?
00:28:52I'm gonna commit you.
00:29:01How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:12The ointment?
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:14Right.
00:29:14Sorry.
00:29:15Yeah, the ointment.
00:29:23So how did you hurt your knee?
00:29:26I'm gonna tell you how that trips over air.
00:29:29it was um before steve got there that asshole i was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new industry's full of people like that okay well if you come across another
00:29:41asshole just let me know handle it you're being weirdly sweet today it's very suspicious i'm
00:29:46being practical okay you shouldn't have to deal with idiots inefficient all right focus on what
00:29:52matters tracking down my brother okay whatever you say
00:30:05oh my god
00:30:09oh my god charlotte got recast charlotte's no longer involved in this project
00:30:16after the stunt she pulled today she's not getting work for a long time
00:30:21how do you know so much about that did you make the call it's easy no big deal right no
00:30:27need to thank
00:30:28me look at you i might actually start liking you
00:30:38uh i'm i'm gonna go to bed i'm i'm getting kind of tired
00:30:50sorry ma'am you're not permitted inside not permitted i work here not anymore
00:30:56this is bullshit let me in or i'm going to this is all because of that little
00:31:03charlotte i think you should see this what now a five million dollar reward give me that
00:31:11oh five million huh for a baby
00:31:17well looks like my chance finally showed up
00:31:42they say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator
00:31:46once he loses his control they'll have to upset me
00:31:58johnna i bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:01oh
00:32:02oh
00:32:02oh
00:32:02oh
00:32:07oh
00:32:12oh
00:32:13oh
00:32:13oh
00:32:13oh
00:32:17oh
00:32:29oh
00:32:31oh
00:32:32oh
00:32:34oh
00:32:34oh
00:32:37Oh, poor coma boy, how could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:54Oh, looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:58I did good, didn't I?
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:11Are you kidding me?
00:33:16Hello?
00:33:19Yes, fine.
00:33:20I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lucas.
00:33:26Marked by a long shot.
00:33:38Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:44I don't know what's happening here.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:52I'm right here.
00:34:12Wait, wait.
00:34:14I gotta know you want this too.
00:34:15Yeah?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:46Oh my god, my arm is killing me.
00:34:49Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:59I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:02I got that yesterday.
00:35:04I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:07As long as you had fun.
00:35:10I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it something so intense.
00:35:15It was just one night.
00:35:17Let me look for the key.
00:35:18What do you mean just one night?
00:35:20It means one of these.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:28Anne?
00:35:28Are you in there?
00:35:33Anne?
00:35:34Are you in there?
00:35:35You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:38Yes.
00:35:39Yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:41Anne.
00:35:42Why can't I get this?
00:35:42What are you doing?
00:35:43Turn it the other way.
00:35:44I'm trying.
00:35:44Turn it in right now.
00:35:49Oh.
00:35:51Morning.
00:35:52Wow.
00:35:53Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne?
00:35:57You certainly have the imagination.
00:36:02Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:06I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:10Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:15Yes.
00:36:20Oh, my God.
00:36:22That was close.
00:36:23Hey.
00:36:26Are you okay?
00:36:27Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30It's evil locked.
00:36:33Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the responsible thing.
00:36:47I mean, yeah, you're, like, tough to deal with sometimes.
00:36:49But, like, I mean, like, making more of an effort to, like, like you and care for you.
00:36:55Wow.
00:36:57Thanks.
00:36:59That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:02Whatever.
00:37:03I'm not really looking to date anyone right now, anyway.
00:37:06I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:09I see.
00:37:12See what?
00:37:14Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh...
00:37:19Oh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:28Right now.
00:37:31What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:34Stop!
00:37:34You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:36I'm giving you both.
00:37:37Oh, God, you are impossible to talk to.
00:37:39Take it back, now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:43I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:47What is your problem?
00:37:56Men and their ideas.
00:37:58It's truly horrifying.
00:38:02I just need to take this scandal shot,
00:38:06get the money, and disappear.
00:38:15Hey!
00:38:16Zach!
00:38:17What a coincidence.
00:38:18Dan, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:24You're literally falling for me.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:27A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:30In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:35Where are you headed?
00:38:35I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:42Hmm.
00:38:44You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:47What guy?
00:38:48The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59What if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:14Okay, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:18Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:23Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccias.
00:39:28It's funny, uh, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:33Uh-huh.
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:42Hey, mister.
00:39:45Want to buy some flowers?
00:39:47Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:50Oh, no, we're...
00:39:51We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:54Eh.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:40:00You really did not have to do that.
00:40:03Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06I guess it helps them out, so...
00:40:10Hey, Anne, um...
00:40:13I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, Anne, um...
00:40:22I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yep.
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:47Um, what were you gonna say earlier?
00:40:53Nothing.
00:40:54Nothing important.
00:40:55Come on.
00:40:56Let's go.
00:41:06What the hell happened here?
00:41:07A bunch of people stormed in here earlier, and they had...
00:41:12Trashed your desk.
00:41:13You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:15They looked way too scary.
00:41:16We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:22Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:37Who even wrote this?
00:41:40Flash grid?
00:41:41Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:44Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:48What?
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris, over here!
00:41:52Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:55Did you break them up?
00:41:56She doesn't deserve him!
00:41:58You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker!
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:03I don't know.
00:42:05I don't know.
00:42:09I don't know.
00:42:16I don't know.
00:42:31Who is that guy?
00:42:33Is it possible that's Luis Bellucci?
00:42:35No, wait, that's Luis Bellucci.
00:42:37He's been in a coma.
00:42:38Everyone knows that.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:40Whatever misunderstandings there may be,
00:42:42whatever rumors you may have heard,
00:42:44does not give you the right to attack my wife.
00:42:47Stop it now,
00:42:48or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Luis Bellucci, the heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Anne Morey?
00:42:57And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous operator?
00:43:02Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma?
00:43:05When did you wake up?
00:43:07Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:09Number one, yes, I woke up recently.
00:43:13My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:15Number two, what happened yesterday?
00:43:17There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:19Zach is a trusted business partner of mine.
00:43:22Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible,
00:43:26it's just a waste of time.
00:43:27Number three,
00:43:29about Anne.
00:43:31We have been in love since the moment we got married.
00:43:34She's a wonderful person and deserves all your respect.
00:43:37Zach, obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue,
00:43:41I will back her.
00:43:43Wow, the Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:49He's actually insanely good looking.
00:43:52Maybe we got this whole thing wrong.
00:43:54I mean, why would Anne cheat with Zach if she was just standing next to her?
00:43:58We have been in love since the day we got married.
00:44:00She's a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What?
00:44:05What?
00:44:05Whoa, get out of here!
00:44:07Linda, what now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her.
00:44:12Is that Luis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know.
00:44:19Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god!
00:44:27Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Anne get all the luck?
00:44:31Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life!
00:44:38Linda?
00:44:40Linda!
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:51But hear me now.
00:44:52Now, if rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci
00:44:58group, I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you.
00:45:09Really, thank you.
00:45:11Come on.
00:45:12Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:21Oh, my god.
00:45:24Oh, my god.
00:45:26Thank god you're finally awake.
00:45:29I knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day.
00:45:34Grandma, it's been like half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:37Oh, you're right.
00:45:37I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:41Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:43Uh, yeah, yeah, we just met, but, uh, it already feels familiar.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:54Same for me.
00:46:00Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much for today, for taking all those hits from me.
00:46:09That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:20Well, now that you're publicly awake, uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:27Honestly, no.
00:46:28No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:31I-I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:37No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay?
00:46:39I meant what I said.
00:46:40You take responsibility.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43I don't know.
00:46:58Oh, my God!
00:46:59I totally forgot.
00:47:00I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:05Oh, my God!
00:47:06I totally forgot.
00:47:07I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:09Okay, all right.
00:47:10Yeah, what is it?
00:47:12I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:15Okay, yeah.
00:47:16Makes sense.
00:47:17I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday, he's meeting
00:47:22with the mob at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:24They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:30By-by you, not-not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:35And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37Now, now I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I-I can't risk that.
00:47:41That's too dangerous.
00:47:42That's-trust me.
00:47:43It's the kind of thing that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:48What do you mean?
00:47:49Well, I'm going to find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:58Yeah, I see what you're saying.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:02Okay, come on.
00:48:02I'm not letting Tonda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:05I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay?
00:48:08Don't worry about Shonda.
00:48:10We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:14Okay?
00:48:15Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:41Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:54Oops, sorry.
00:48:56I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:03It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you.
00:49:07You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:10Sir?
00:49:12You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:20I swear.
00:49:21The seafood shack.
00:49:22And you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:33So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview?
00:49:36Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean, after our latest scandal, we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:43That interview would be huge.
00:49:45I hope so.
00:49:46But judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:51Okay, don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea what I went through that day.
00:49:55I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Louis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:03Well, it sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:06I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:09I'd never market it.
00:50:10It's okay.
00:50:11This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:16What do I get?
00:50:19Um...
00:50:21Well, I can...
00:50:23How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:42Louis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:44Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:50Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:57Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:02You've only been awake, what, three, four hours?
00:51:04And already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh, no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:14Call it a responsibility, you know?
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma, box in her entire life as
00:51:24a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27So this, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview.
00:51:36That sounds interesting.
00:51:39Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:42There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:45Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:46I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:48It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:50Okay, how about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:54I'm just setting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:03Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:06Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering, so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:15Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass.
00:52:21Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:23Huh?
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:28Hey, walking away is not a great habit.
00:52:30But I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:33Well, don't pin it all on him.
00:52:34You two act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:39Okay, well don't be.
00:52:40I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:07What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:14Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that.
00:53:23That's way too high-key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:46Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:50Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low-profile.
00:53:52Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:57Probably because you still look good, even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:02Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that.
00:54:04All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:23Well...
00:54:26Here we are.
00:54:28From now on, we travel light.
00:54:31I...
00:54:33Brought something, too.
00:54:35Why did you bring those?
00:54:36In case I need to punch them.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:38Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night, the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:51Are you...
00:54:51Louis!
00:54:53Can you be five years old for one second?
00:54:55It's not a big deal.
00:54:56Okay, look.
00:54:57All right?
00:54:58Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:55:00No big deal.
00:55:01Can you get it off, please?
00:55:02We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:12I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:18We just got here, and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so user-hostile.
00:55:25Well, I guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:29Whatever.
00:55:30We have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up?
00:55:43Now!
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan!
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:52I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59I'll go my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15Welp.
00:56:16I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron actually woke up.
00:56:24Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:26We handled everything clean.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:29Good.
00:56:30And the chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it to the week.
00:56:33I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:37You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:48We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:50I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:55I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But, if you help me take out Louis Bellucci and clear the way from me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group, I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:22Go.
00:57:22Take them out.
00:57:25Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:26Go, go, go.
00:57:30No, no, no, no.
00:57:31Come, go, go, go, go.
00:57:32Hey, hey, store phone.
00:57:33Come, come, here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:39No.
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:47Come.
00:57:48Help me over here.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:51Use more muscle, man.
00:57:54Oh, fuck.
00:57:55Fuck.
00:57:56It's not a business, man.
00:57:57I don't know how to kill them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pairs anyways.
00:58:00Fuck this shit.
00:58:01Fuck.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying.
00:58:06But it's an accomplished, though, right?
00:58:09I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you, so that's helpful.
00:58:14I don't know how to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:19Just raise the price.
00:58:21Twelve million.
00:58:22Twelve?
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:24Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:27Careful.
00:58:28I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out here?
00:58:41It's not even a handle.
00:58:42Shit.
00:58:43How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:56Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:59And no service.
00:59:01Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:02No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:05I guess we just...
00:59:08Leave it up to fate?
00:59:14Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:16They ran into the room.
00:59:17It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:21Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:26You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:28Did you...
00:59:28Did you leave the look at their face?
00:59:30What did they look like?
00:59:32A man and a woman.
00:59:34The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:39Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:45It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:46Zach making headlines.
00:59:47Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:50Was he cute?
00:59:51Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:52What?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:53He's good looking.
00:59:54Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them.
00:59:57Let's go.
00:59:58Let's go get them.
01:00:03I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:04It could be worse.
01:00:05You know, worst case scenario, they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:08And we have the camera.
01:00:09It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:13Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother, who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock,
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:24By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:26How are you this different?
01:00:28I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:32And my parents died.
01:00:35And I saw him for the first time at a funeral.
01:00:40That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:42And I had a half-brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in, and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:51And he poisoned me.
01:00:54More than once.
01:00:57Steve started to handle everything for me, and just tried to make sure he didn't let the company under.
01:01:03You know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just, like, weigh you down.
01:01:08You know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:16When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:22None of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:26But I just...
01:01:28I pushed through, and I worked really hard and studied, and...
01:01:33I'm going to be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see you.
01:01:46Yeah.
01:01:48I'd like that.
01:01:51How about this?
01:01:54In two weeks, we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Yeah?
01:02:00Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:02Why am I willing to wait for you?
01:02:07I've never...
01:02:09I've never...
01:02:19I've never...
01:02:20You two are...
01:02:21Together.
01:02:23What's going on?
01:02:24What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my little excitement.
01:02:27Yes.
01:02:29Well, maybe it is.
01:02:30We are together now.
01:02:32I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:36Okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:44Finally, Zach decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:53Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:56I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Ann and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Ann, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:05Would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment, so unless you want me part of
01:03:09that conversation, I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:17Gotcha.
01:03:17Um, seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:22I think I've done my part.
01:03:23I'm going to head out.
01:03:26I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:29I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:33Maybe a man.
01:03:34Who knows?
01:03:35Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:45You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:11I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like three hours.
01:04:18Come on, man.
01:04:21Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:25Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But, since you look so miserable, this one's on me.
01:04:41Judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:55I only had two drinks.
01:04:57My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:05Zach, watch out behind you!
01:05:06Oh, shit!
01:05:09What the fuck, man?
01:05:10You just bought me a drink seconds ago.
01:05:12Oh, my God.
01:05:13Zach!
01:05:14Zach, can you hear me?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:18Zach.
01:05:19Zach, I love you.
01:05:21I'm your number one fan.
01:05:23I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:29And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We got to run.
01:05:33Look at you.
01:05:34You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:36What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch!
01:05:41I'm going to kill you!
01:05:42Run, run, run!
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:47Come on, come on.
01:05:48Go right here.
01:05:49Go right here.
01:05:49Go right here.
01:05:51Go right here.
01:05:53And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:56You got to stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58Ann, this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not going to be awake for very long.
01:06:05You just got to call the cops and leave me.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:17I'm just a sneaky ass.
01:06:20I'm going to away myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho!
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:30Not a chance.
01:06:32I'm actually going to teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:44Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic, did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him, is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self.
01:06:54It's disgusting.
01:06:55You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he'll run in the other direction because he hates
01:06:59people like you.
01:07:00And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:02Never you.
01:07:03You bitch.
01:07:04I'm going to bash your head in.
01:07:07You don't mean to do that.
01:07:08Nice.
01:07:13Whoa, whoa, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey.
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17I'm just going to sleep.
01:07:19Take him to the Belucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:24Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:27My guy's taking me to the hospital.
01:07:29He told me your location.
01:07:30That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:31Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:33I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:38What?
01:07:43Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:46Who sent you?
01:07:47No one.
01:07:49Nobody sent me.
01:07:51I think I did it myself.
01:07:52I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:55Oh, really?
01:07:56Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:08:00You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:05It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:07But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:11Stop messing with him.
01:08:12All right.
01:08:14We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:22I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31He said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:35Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:42He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:49You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:52Together.
01:08:58Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:03You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07Got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:19Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21I am.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:25She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:27And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:35All right, enough.
01:09:36Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's this Zach thing?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:43Sorry.
01:09:47Wait, no.
01:09:48What's going on?
01:09:49Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:56What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:58You can't arrest me.
01:09:59You idiots have any idea who I am.
01:10:01Oh.
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:06We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:15This is a setup.
01:10:16You think you could frame me?
01:10:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:19How...
01:10:20All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:30sir you're a genius oh ah when the bat hit me that that that's killing you okay
01:10:44do i really have to share a room with him oh please you think i enjoy this gives me a
01:10:49headache
01:10:49looking at your gaunt face every day you look like a haunted victorian child okay show some
01:10:54respect man i'm your rescuer i saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender okay if
01:11:00your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up i would never have been in this situation to begin
01:11:04with okay i have had enough of this you two are acting like children i'll lead you two to argue
01:11:09together and i'm gonna go find some peace don't kill each other
01:11:27hey you're a solid guy i feel like i can trust dan with you thank you means a lot better
01:11:37treat her
01:11:38right though one false move i'll be right back here i'll steal it back promise i'm not gonna give you
01:11:45that chance in two weeks we're gonna do a proper wedding you should come you're an important witness
01:12:03the bride is entering please all rise for her i never thought it happened on me
01:12:25i'm so moved me too i can't handle scenes like this
01:12:31dearly beloved we are gathered today to witness the union of lewis belushi and ann morris
01:12:40lewis ann i'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you enter this marriage willingly
01:12:49and wholeheartedly i do i do seriously can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured
01:12:59who knows maybe it's a type of romance lewis you may kiss the bride
01:13:28you
01:13:29do
01:13:29you
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