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My Dad Is Poseidon π π π
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00:12slow-ass sea slug your launch today beach
00:33slow-ass sea slug
01:00filthy scavengers when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep you sky rat swore never to
01:07breach the surface Poseidon fish food ages ago
01:38sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier
01:40I'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:48sire
02:04who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire
02:09you're finally stepping in
02:24go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:28my king even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:54what did you do turn me back right now
03:01sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus we
03:07beg you Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years I'm retired I
03:12don't waste breath on crazy people
03:20screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:37get your hands off me creep
03:39sorry I didn't mean to
03:45you
03:46wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here
03:52what's a forest nint's doing here
03:53he's just a regular human total nerd
03:57damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:09you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured
04:14I was drugged
04:15this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:18if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:21I die
04:21I really need this guy
04:28god damn
04:30you really know how to flip my switch
04:40I need more
04:41a lot more
04:43a lot better
04:44than nobody nobody
04:45but you
04:46know
04:48oh
04:49oh
04:50don't stop
04:51harder
04:53squeeze me tighter
04:54oh
05:01what the hell did you do to me last night
05:04oh
05:05hey
05:06I've put in a lot of work
05:08don't tell me you forgot
05:09Leora
05:10I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora, you're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeats fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Liora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancΓ©, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Liora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss, soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:21To beΡΠ°ΠΊ on his throne.
13:35you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
13:42i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
13:50ha you ruined my meal
13:55wait the baby mama herself perfect
14:03two courses for the price of one
14:12you bitch
14:19jack take lily and run go
14:26run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
14:38you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
14:55what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
15:03monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
15:11wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
15:16whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
15:22about that monster
15:28failed at the perfect time
15:30figures
15:30he's just a regular guy after all
15:33you
15:45oh
15:46oh
15:46oh
16:13My liege.
16:15have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life no problem
16:21thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
16:38enjoying the show
16:49my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
16:55one step
16:56near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
17:03leash
17:15my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself
17:30that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in some
17:38trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
17:55the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
17:59who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
18:14poseidon
18:25is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
18:33who the fuck is tearing up my domain
18:41i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
18:50you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
19:18little fish
19:27hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
19:34hates you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
19:47thank the fates the boss is here
19:54boss this bum
20:01you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
20:07in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
20:16my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
20:22dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
20:29understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
20:37everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
20:41every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
20:46yes boss
20:53poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
21:05dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
21:09easy pickets let's move
21:23we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
21:33a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
21:40who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
21:49mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
22:02stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
22:21mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
22:30let my daughter go
22:33no mommy i'm not leaving you
22:45kids mine you die
22:55my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
23:01give up
23:02you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
23:10you're wounded
23:11poisoned
23:13done
23:15the kid's coming with me
23:19don't touch her come at me
23:22feisty one
23:23dylan wants you dead
23:25but first i'm gonna have some fun
23:35such a pretty face all mine now
23:41let my mommy go you bastard
23:50lily lily run get out of here
23:58serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
24:09lily
24:16daddy
24:22your hands off her
24:31you touch my woman you're a dead man
24:33you touch my woman you're a dead man
24:40jack what the hell just happened
24:45you okay babe
24:47so you're the boyfriend
24:48too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
25:09jack keep lily safe
25:11long as i'm here you don't lose
25:13shut up and go
25:14shut up and go now
25:27if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
25:32run all you want my pack tears you both apart
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27:14some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
27:20you
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27:24so I'm keeping it clean.
27:26Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily.
27:47You can turn around now.
27:51Daddy?
27:52What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are,
27:57he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
28:06Don't move.
28:07Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily.
28:19Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
28:28That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got?
28:32Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what?
28:37I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:51You take a hit well.
28:53Let's enjoy this body.
28:55Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily.
29:00Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal?
29:06You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming.
29:09Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
29:11No choice.
29:12I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants?
29:16Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless.
29:21Grab her first.
29:22Then we hunt the child.
29:27Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once?
29:35Then die together.
29:36Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back?
29:51Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe.
29:56Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover.
30:03Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now.
30:06And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse and you'll be screaming.
30:12End it fast.
30:16You?
30:17In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:23Just hold on a little longer.
30:25Jack means more to me than anything.
30:27I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband?
30:40Step over my corpse first.
30:43In a hurry to die?
30:45Fine.
30:46I'll oblige.
31:15You're half dead already.
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:19The sea is sinking.
31:21Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra.
31:52The coastal legend monster?
31:54Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha!
31:59Our boss has real backing.
32:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
32:07They're coming for us.
32:09We're finished.
32:10Don't worry, darling.
32:11Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me.
32:22Jack, stay behind me.
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack.
32:28Look around.
32:28We're surrounded.
32:29We could actually die here.
32:36My lords!
32:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
32:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02Love you as a natural cloud, man.
33:07You shouldn't have changed.
33:08Let's useζ¦ε¨ from the sea.
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