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The Burbs S01E07 [Full Movie] [English Subs]Full EP - Full
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00:05Yeah, your wife. Sorry, I forgot her name.
00:08Betsy.
00:09How did Samira figure out that Betsy is Alison Grant?
00:13What is that?
00:14Alison Sardines.
00:15Sardines?
00:16She's alive, man. She's back.
00:18For the boys!
00:20Rob thinks she's been brainwashed.
00:22It's classic Stockholm Syndrome, isn't it?
00:23Gary of Darks Allison takes her somewhere far away.
00:25Very easy for him to make himself her entire world.
00:28Remember, you aren't here.
00:30Does anyone ever really know that name is?
00:32I've been watching YouTube freaks from the window.
00:34And whatever the hell you're up to, I want to be in.
00:36What were you in that bar back arguing about?
00:38Because that guy hasn't stopped looking over here since you sat down.
00:40What happened to Hank?
00:41Hank was my brother.
00:42He's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is running a gas station in Pittsburgh.
00:46I did not run away. I was kidnapped.
00:49If you got free, why are you here?
00:51I have to show you something.
00:52Wait, hold on. Gary is a good guy?
01:09Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:11You want a piece of this, huh? Tough guy? Do you?
01:13Hey! You don't want to do this.
01:15The asshole tried to grab my wallet!
01:17He's pissed drunk. He doesn't know what he's doing.
01:19Hey, Al. You're cut off.
01:21Yeah, you drunk piece of shit.
01:23Hey.
01:27You get this idiot out of here.
01:30I'm taking a break.
01:31Okay, let's go.
01:33Okay.
01:36Here's Hank.
01:38Yeah, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
01:40I don't know how many times I got to tell you this.
01:42I don't care how much money you got.
01:44I'm not selling.
01:46Oh, yeah, big mistake, huh?
01:47Okay, sure, sure.
01:48Hey, go fuck yourself.
01:51Oh, yeah.
02:01Hey, go fuck herself.
02:06Oh, yeah.
02:07Oh, yeah.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:24I don't know.
02:48I don't know.
03:21I don't know.
03:24I don't know.
03:52I don't know.
04:20I don't know.
04:23I don't know.
04:32Allison, we got you, okay?
04:35I'm coming.
04:49I'm coming.
04:51Calm down.
05:18I don't know.
05:26I don't know.
05:37I don't know.
05:49I don't know.
05:51I don't know.
05:53I don't know.
06:14I don't know.
06:15I don't know.
06:16I do.
06:19I don't know.
06:20letter of resignation saying she was going to become a ski instructor in switzerland there was
06:24a guy who sold handbags out of the trunk of his car one day he left a suicide note but
06:28he's a
06:28really happy guy and then they found his car over by the river handbags and all okay the safest town
06:35in america has a lot of people desperate to leave yeah now you're getting it but why
06:42you know i begged gary to lay low i said don't attract attention but he kept going to the bar
06:46he took too many chances samira whoever is behind this we can't let them get away with it they might
06:52do it again you say the family of the other people wouldn't give you any answers but is there someone
06:57else who might have some answers where would you start i guess in my own front yard
07:31wait wait is somebody in there my brother
07:41okay nobody else can know i'm here it's fine i trust langston with my life and my baby
07:46please samira the more people that know i'm here the less safe we all are he's discreet
07:51unless you're one of his exes please
07:55just know i'm sending away my kinfolk and my friend child care for you remember that thank you
08:16oh oh agnes darian you did not just use dionce's grandma as an exclamation the divine mother yes
08:23like you stop where is mom well little man's all good look fresh
08:28oh upstairs just kicking back in his little bassinet i came down to do a little cleanup
08:33ah you dream he is living the ideal childhood here girl this place is so wholesome so calm so clean
08:41girl you get the trash truck doing the damn thing on a sunday on a sunday come on these public
08:47works
08:47funded and function no notes yes yes it's wonderful i feel like i'm in that america
08:55the unseasoned folks they want to go back to that never existed that's exactly how i feel yeah that's
09:00why i'm really sad to inform you that you got to go back to the city
09:06wait you ain't push me out the door like this since you and the basketball captain used to pretend
09:10that he was coming over just to do homework it's not that i don't want you to stay you know
09:14but i
09:15just know what's going to happen if you stick around you're gonna make me cocktails regale me
09:19with your misadventures everything that you're missing exactly it's really hard for me to hear
09:24that right now i get it you and your boring era it's okay i only came because i was worried
09:30about you
09:30but i am glad that you found your people here sis and they're all so weird and that's okay it's
09:36weird
09:36you dancing like you was just dancing girl that weren't weird that was swag is that how you pull
09:40them is i'm not i'm not buying it let me let me see a little something come on i got
09:45the last three
09:50but you can't do it you can't hit it with this i can't because i ain't got booty like you
09:55now get your butt out of here i love you love you and kiss my nephew
10:11thanks
10:21where is it there
10:27dude we are so good at this detective shit i feel like sherlock holmes i think if anything i'd be
10:31sherlock holmes don't accent privilege this all right we've got to find a way to break into this
10:35phone you know get some clues good idea we need to be strategic about this we're only gonna get
10:39three attempts before we're we're locked out what yeah it's not all ones all nines or my birthday why
10:44would it be your birthday wait gary's phone's here and he's not that's that's no bueno for gear bear
10:52right we just need to do some retracing i saw him last in drink please all right you said he
10:57was talking
10:57to that bar back elementary that's enough there's no shame in being watson there's a lot of shame in being
11:02watson to drink please and put your foot down watson i'm not watson you are so watson who wants to
11:09be
11:09watson
11:18okay we go in we find the bar back that was talking to gary and then we interrogate him what
11:22hey we're not
11:24doing any interrogating what yeah we corner him we wear him down and we f him okay we're not doing
11:29any
11:29effing we just need to calm down all right when gary went in their guns metaphorically blazing they
11:34always threw him out of the place okay so what do we do we wait until drink leads closes catch
11:37him on
11:37the way out oh can we at least wait inside you know grab a spritz maybe pop a couple tricky
11:43tendies
11:43you're a grown man please finish your words and obviously we can't go inside because if we go
11:48inside then we're gonna tip him off dude i'm starving fine go take your heroes grab yourself a snack i'll
11:52stay here and salt and steak out we're like buddy cops will smith martin lawrence jackie chan chris
11:59tucker i get it i'm sandra bullock you're melissa mccarthy what movie is that the heat dude female
12:04representation in the buddy cop space i'm also getting us smoothies okay
12:13ah bill you are an angel i really appreciate it not at all i know how finicky these old thermostats
12:20can be
12:24are you sure it's broken
12:33oh would you look at that you will have a miracle touch just needed a good twist i guess this
12:40is
12:40so embarrassing rob usually sets it but he's been out all day with naveen and i get worried that miles
12:45will get a chill and i don't really know the doctors out here all that well yet so that gets
12:48my anxiety
12:49spiking and before i know it i'm rambling well i wish i could say the worry goes away with time
12:55but
12:56parent parent it's my duty to tell you it doesn't
13:02wait lynn brought an apple pie over yesterday could offer you slice it's the least that could
13:07do you know dragging you across the block i've never been one to turn down the slice of that pie
13:13all right would you like some tea with that i'd love some tea that would be lovely okay
13:31hi hello well what what what what are you two doing here i were just stopping by to see our
13:39favorite neighbor how you doing you look cute we've brought you a comically large assortment of
13:45loose leaf teas of different brands and varieties is this an intervention
13:51i know my limits we've been getting that a lot but no it's just getting chilly to have wine out
13:56on the
13:57porch and you know that cold really aggravates my knee so he thought why not try something different
14:02and you know all the times you've had us over for wine night you've never once asked me inside your
14:10house there isn't a reason for that is there lynn
14:24it's good tea yeah very floral uh-huh yeah
14:31you know what i love about our friendship this trio their respect for each other it's like we're close
14:38but we really respect each other's boundaries it's nice but also we can talk about anything
14:45in the nicest most even-handed non-judgmental way and we fully know that we'll always give each other
14:53the benefit of the doubt which is so good yeah why are you keeping your husband's corpse in your
14:59refrigerator jesus todd that is not how we plan this it's just dragging why even have a plan but yes
15:07why is he in saran wrap for extra freshness lynn oh god are you eating him
15:13lynn are you eating him no i'm not eating him oh god thank god so you admit it admit what
15:21that he's in
15:22there we saw you through the window dragging him around like a sack of taters i i'm not admitting
15:28anything i i'm just i i i don't i
15:39we are your friends okay and we're gonna help you through this whatever it is but you have to tell
15:48us
15:48the truth from the beginning okay i'll make more tea
15:56good pie look forward to it every year i love the little traditions you guys have here you're
16:02a hinkle hills lifer right yep been here since 82. whoa those are some roots bill and you were
16:09a cop the entire time 41 years wow safest town in america must have been boring huh that's the way
16:17we
16:17like it yeah i guess she had a little excitement every now and then like the girl across the street
16:23that went missing what was her name again allison grant that's the one and ever since rob told me
16:30that story i can't get it out my head but you guys stopped looking for her after a while right
16:34whatever happened with that
16:38she was a runaway you know that for sure her parents received a letter family dispute outside our
16:45jurisdiction that's a little convenient isn't it i mean you guys didn't authenticate the letter
16:50analyze the handwriting of the language she used i'm not a crime lab guy right any persons of interest
16:59you know who you should ask about this your husband
17:15what's up nothing i just texted samira and said is everything okay she said bill's here we'll explain
17:22later why would bill be there i don't know dude i guess she'll explain later thank god you're here
17:31can you believe she came back allison is here alive breathing blinking blood pumping through her veins
17:40i mean there's got to be a way to say that without sounding like a hungry vampire i just think
17:45that like
17:45we need to take a second to process this try talking about our feelings come on go for it
17:52okay well i guess i feel
17:59i've it it i i feel i feel like i'm watching the king's speech it's all just hard to believe
18:08it's unbelievable and so i i feel relieved yes that's the word it's just so weird that we spent
18:15all this time like worrying about her and what happened to her and then suddenly she's here
18:18and she kind of seems okay allison always had this vibe right she was always cooler than us
18:25always had this look and she still has a look even though she looks so much different now so different
18:30so different but now she's got this like toughness to her like she's seen some shit
18:37and i think she's way vibe here and i swear i'm not even kidding i think there's a vibe between
18:44us
18:44navine what she's married i know to gary do we know if that's real though it could be a cover
18:50like a marriage of convenience like spies or assassins i mean you could always just ask her oh no
18:58that'll totally kill the vibe dude looks pretty good all things considered i didn't know you could
19:21keep a body for this long in a fridge oh yeah up to eight months if properly sealed
19:29you know i uh found him when i was coming home from the grocery store i was putting the food
19:37away
19:37and he was in here already cold heart attack i assume his hand was on his chest no no autopsy
19:47of course so
19:48it's hard to let's close this back up and it's a temperature consistent
19:58i didn't know what to do i i couldn't move i was frozen good pun well you you were in
20:07shock so don't blame
20:08yourself but i knew that i had to do something but he was already gone and i couldn't make a
20:18reel and then an hour
20:19passed in another hour and then and then i thought well it couldn't hurt to you know keep him on
20:30ice yes
20:32until i was ready to say goodbye and then a week passed and then a month and what did you
20:40tell your
20:40kids that they're dead dads in the icebox todd well you know we're not exactly close erica is still on
20:48that sheep ranch in new zealand and it's such a long way to travel and maddie can't accept phone calls
20:55at the ashram so i told them that we would have a memorial service sometime in the future i think
21:03the future is now
21:05i get it you left it too long i'm so ashamed he wasn't perfect but marty was my whole life
21:14my person i couldn't let him go then honey grief is a beast okay it's okay you know you should
21:27be able
21:28to keep human remains on your property providing the proper reporting procedures have been followed
21:33so yeah and you filed the death certificate right we got this for the boys for the boys you know
21:45i
21:45found out it's from a bet midler movie no way what a legend okay let me do the talking hey
21:50excuse me mate
21:51do you mind if we have a quick word what's he doing oh shit he's running oh oh
21:56dude quick get in the car go go go go go go go i don't have your trivia prize man
22:21it goes to the
22:22highest scorer that is still present we won rob focus look we don't want to hurt you we just
22:29want to have a talk but say the wrong thing and we'll end you he's joking i'm not okay dude
22:35i've got
22:35this have you seen our friend gary not since you have well what were you talking about earlier that
22:40little kerfuffle in the bar none of your business maybe it is my business because i'm a nosy neighbor
22:44remember no what okay whatever look what are you talking about his brother hank
22:50okay listen up if i were you i'd drop all of this okay just go back to your pretty little
22:55girlfriend before somebody gets hurt is that a threat dude my wife are you threatening us right
23:00now i might warn you he is currently experiencing some sort of smoothie based sugar eyes so i would
23:04stop playing poor buddy i am fucking amped okay i'll tell you the same thing i told hank when you
23:10didn't want to sell this place there are just some people you don't say no to in this town and
23:15a good
23:15rule of thumb don't fuck with an ex-cop
23:27what a prick ex-cop who the fuck is an ex-cop besides bill oh my god samira
23:39i guess as a mother i just don't understand why they forgot about her
23:42how this girl disappears and it seemed like nobody cared you know what i mean
23:47i suppose i do so she's just the one that got away huh
24:03hey get ahead away from my wife what the what's up what is up
24:07i was just about to cut another piece of pie you have to stand up for that what the hell
24:17is going
24:17on here did you find him no so we spoke to the bar back at drinkley's asking what he knew
24:23about hank
24:24hank what about hank oh we know about hank oh we know yeah what do we know he said an
24:31ex-cop had
24:32something to do with his disappearance he said don't fuck with an ex-cop oh jesus christ dan what
24:39did you do this man is senile bill my name is rob no i mean dan daniel senior my former
24:48partner
24:48officer danny daniels's dad after he retired he got into investing ended up joining a group that was
24:55trying to buy hank out some sort of a fixer for them i guess except hank didn't get bought out
25:02he just disappeared okay dan senior a role cop consumed with greed uses his position of power to
25:10cut down a small business owner who refused to sell well what are we waiting for we need to find
25:15dan senior before it disappears gary well you'll have a hell of a time doing that son oh yeah where's
25:20dan senior died six months ago okay stomach cancer if dan senior is dead then what the hell is
25:26going on with gary why don't you ask him isn't that his car when did i care that
25:40oh thank god
25:50oh god oh god am i going to prison oh i i doubt that an involuntary psychiatric hold
25:58scene is much more likely oh god i can't believe i'm going to jail over a cheater wait what marty
26:09betrayed our vows with agnes festerson
26:16i want him out of here i want him out of my house now yeah chuck that fuck oh god
26:24oh god
26:26you guys must think i'm a lunatic
26:31will you stop it if you are a lunatic then guess what you're in good company
26:39you're counting your steps no lynn this is an ankle monitor like the kind they put on you when
26:45you're under house arrest i'm sorry i lied to you oh it's okay i already knew i'd pulled your
26:53police report of course you did i'm sorry i'm very confused what is going on well maybe you've noticed
26:59that i haven't left the cul-de-sac in a long time you have seemed a little underfoot what did
27:04you do
27:06i wasn't gonna say anything but since you showed us yours i'll show you mine okay i was working
27:17high up for an animal rights organization that liberated beagles from testing labs across the
27:22country and our guerrilla tactics were very unorthodox but guess what they worked one night
27:28we were doing one of our midnight raids in this big pharma lab and we got to that very last
27:35cage and
27:35we freed that last dog and security came running well i got tased in the ass going over a fence
27:42that
27:43wasn't in the police report these corporate lawyers tried to make an example of me so my wife had her
27:49commanding officer pull a few strings and i got nine months and julia was so upset about it
27:57so she just went away
28:00and then i was here and only here but i'm gonna be done soon this thing's coming off and i
28:08really hope
28:10that she changes her mind and she goes back to me
28:17she's gonna do that
28:20so you see i'm just as much of a whack job as you you loon
28:30rubber room for two i love you
28:35god you want in on the city no no i can watch from here
28:42i'm just glad he's okay
28:48you okay yeah yeah thanks thanks again i'm sure this all seems a little crazy
28:56you're just the right amount of crazy i mean it's like seasoning a little bit of laurie's is great but
29:01too much will kill you
29:05yeah well back to the old murder board you want me to walk you home
29:20where have you been
29:23just helping out a neighbor
29:44allison
29:47i thought that was you
29:54gary
29:57maybe he's upstairs
30:01wait here
30:04gary
30:08gary
30:18gary
30:36allison
30:49oh
30:49no no no no no no no
30:50allison
30:51my my letters the evidence they they destroyed it
30:59whoever was here
31:02whoever took gary
31:07do you think they're still in the
31:12I know how this movie ends, and we need to leave now.
31:45You know, in my line of work, if you leave a task unfinished, it becomes a noticeable blemish, a stain
31:56to be judged.
31:59I don't like to leave a job unfinished. And you, Allison Grant, have always been the one who got away.
32:11Not to worry. That ends tonight.
32:15Run! Run! Is that the fucking garbage man?
32:34Run! Get off her! No!
32:38Let me go! No!
32:44No! No! Get the fuck off me!
32:52Let me go!
32:57Stop! Stop! I am not going to tell you again.
33:02Fuck you, garbage man.
33:12Come out, Allison!
33:15Don't listen to him.
33:17Come out before I rip your little friend in two.
33:20Hmm?
33:30Get in the hole. Go! Go!
33:47Hey, Jimmy!
33:48Come on!
33:50Come on!
33:51Hey, Zombie!
33:54Gid!
33:55לו!
33:56Come on!
33:59Come on!
34:00Come on!
34:01Come on!
34:01Come on!
34:10Come on! Come on!
34:13I think I got here.
34:15Now I don't want to be locked.
34:18Stop.
34:19Oh, my God. We're trapped.
34:22Do you have a signal?
34:23No signal.
34:24Keep trying.
34:25Somebody help!
34:26Help!
34:26Help us!
34:28Allison!
34:33Oh, my God!
35:29Oh, my God!
35:32Oh, my God!
35:34You're right.
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