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00:00:06Uh-huh.
00:00:09Okay.
00:00:13That's great.
00:00:16I think they've accepted the price.
00:00:22You think we can still exchange on Thursday?
00:00:26That's great.
00:00:27Listen, I just need to take another call.
00:00:31I'll talk soon. Bye.
00:00:33Hey.
00:00:35What, you bringing who?
00:00:39Okay.
00:00:40No, it's...
00:00:42It's fine.
00:00:43It is fine.
00:00:46It is...
00:00:47Oh, shit.
00:00:48No, of course. Fine.
00:00:50Hey, I'm saying it's fine. That's how you know it's fine.
00:00:54Well, there's plenty of food, so I'll see you soon.
00:00:58Okay, bye.
00:00:59Bye.
00:01:03Hey, they're bringing Jessica.
00:01:06Oh, God.
00:01:08Why are they bringing Jessica?
00:01:10Why not bring Jessica?
00:01:12She always flirts with you.
00:01:13She flirts with everyone.
00:01:14Oh, fine, then we can all flirt with Little Miss, aren't I? Fascinating.
00:01:18You know, she just wrote this bestseller.
00:01:20Four hundred pages of confession porn, I know.
00:01:23And now she's coming over, and it's going to be...
00:01:25Oh, hi, Jessica. Sorry, I haven't read your book.
00:01:29It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:36It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:57I know.
00:01:58Oh, I know.
00:02:00Oh, I know.
00:02:01Oh, I know.
00:02:01Hi, Sarah.
00:02:03You look gorgeous.
00:02:05Crashing your party.
00:02:06You don't mind, dear.
00:02:07Hi, mate.
00:02:08Hey, hello.
00:02:10Smells promising.
00:02:10Hi, Tom.
00:02:11Hey, Jessica.
00:02:13I was hoping you'd make the clafootie.
00:02:15Have you tried Tom's clafootie?
00:02:16No.
00:02:17I've never tried Tom's clafootie, you know.
00:02:19All you should do is just make clafootie for the rest of your life.
00:02:21Seriously, you haven't lived.
00:02:23You've tried his clafootie.
00:02:24Okay, okay.
00:02:26I made the clafootie.
00:02:28Yay!
00:02:28Oh, I can see the...
00:02:29Hmm.
00:02:30Well, this is going to be an occasion.
00:02:31Don't forget a night with Tom's clafootie.
00:02:33How are the kids?
00:02:34Ben has become a born-again Christian.
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Yeah, he says he needs faith in his life.
00:02:40Last night before dinner, he tried to make us hold hands and pray.
00:02:44Hopefully he'll just get bored and become an anarchist or something.
00:02:48Well, Poppy just came out.
00:02:50Really?
00:02:50At least you don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.
00:02:54I hear your book's doing well.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57I haven't read it yet.
00:02:58Oh, that's okay.
00:02:59I've read it.
00:03:00Brilliant.
00:03:01Well, what's it about?
00:03:02It's a kind of memoir of my misspent life.
00:03:06Reviews have been amazing.
00:03:07You should read it.
00:03:08Absolutely, I will.
00:03:09I'll read it.
00:03:10You know, I've never actually been to your house before.
00:03:13You haven't?
00:03:14No, I haven't.
00:03:14You've never invited me.
00:03:16Oh, well...
00:03:16Why don't you show me around?
00:03:20They shouldn't.
00:03:22Here.
00:03:24Let's start upstairs.
00:03:29Everyone is reading your book.
00:03:31Not your wife.
00:03:32I hope you don't mind my bringing Jessica.
00:03:34She was tugging along and meant before I knew it.
00:03:36No, it's fine.
00:03:38No, it isn't fine.
00:03:39I can see it isn't.
00:03:43What's up there?
00:03:43That's my office.
00:03:50What's this then?
00:03:51Just a project I've been working on.
00:03:53All those sharp edges.
00:03:55Are people supposed to live in it?
00:03:56Hopefully.
00:04:00What?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:05I've never forgotten that night.
00:04:08Do you ever think about it?
00:04:21I was just showing Jessica the Napier Street project.
00:04:25The food's burning.
00:04:26You might want to get back to it before dinner's ruined.
00:04:28I didn't hear.
00:04:37Wait, wait.
00:04:38How many women?
00:04:39Seven.
00:04:40Jesus.
00:04:41Doesn't it bother you defending someone like that?
00:04:44Well, I'm just going to defend him.
00:04:45Yeah, I just don't know why it has to be you.
00:04:47Do we have to have this argument again?
00:04:48Well, if you dealt with as many domestic violence victims as I have to every day,
00:04:52you simply wouldn't do it.
00:04:53And if I didn't, you wouldn't enjoy the lifestyle that you do.
00:04:56Not a domestic violence counselling salary.
00:04:58Well, I just don't know why you have to do so many rape cases.
00:05:01Actually, what I really like to do is get out of rape, back into murder.
00:05:04You know, the thing about rapists is they're all...
00:05:09arseholes.
00:05:10No kidding.
00:05:11Murderers aren't arseholes?
00:05:12Well, you know, it's the type of arsehole.
00:05:15Plus, I fucking hate cross-examining rape victims.
00:05:18It's impossible not to look like a cunt.
00:05:20I defy anyone to cross-examine a rape victim and not look like a cunt.
00:05:24My husband the cunt, everyone.
00:05:26Well, it's not easy being a cunt.
00:05:27You have no idea.
00:05:29I was raped once.
00:05:31What?
00:05:33When?
00:05:34Oh, that was years ago.
00:05:36Straight after college.
00:05:38Why did you never tell me?
00:05:41I didn't tell Aaron.
00:05:44I suppose I just thought he'd get some clever lawyer and I'd get humiliated in court and...
00:05:50And he'd get off anyway.
00:05:54Well, I know I really do feel like you can't.
00:05:57Well, now you see what you really are.
00:06:00Truth hurts, doesn't it?
00:06:17You weren't raped, were you?
00:06:19I'm just fucking with you.
00:06:23I can't believe you just made a joke about being raped.
00:06:25Well, you all didn't seem to mind when he was joking about it.
00:06:41Sarah, are you all right?
00:06:44I'm sorry.
00:06:51Napier Street's become this obsession for Tom.
00:06:54I think no one's ever taken him seriously, and this is going to change everything.
00:07:01The main investor pulled out.
00:07:04So Tom took out a loan without telling me.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:08Now it's way over budget.
00:07:10He's run out of money and wash.
00:07:14So...
00:07:21I didn't find out what was going on until I started doing this year's tax returns.
00:07:25And of course, by then, it was too fucking late.
00:07:28There we are.
00:07:30It's fine.
00:07:38Yeah, well, everyone's settled down and got boring, haven't you?
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:42Except Jessica, of course.
00:07:44Oh, well.
00:07:44You never got boring.
00:07:46Crazy gets boring after a while.
00:07:47Well, we're all crazy about you.
00:07:49Do you remember that last night after finals?
00:07:51Mm.
00:07:52All you did was talk about buildings, and I just wanted you to take me home and fuck me.
00:07:59Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:08:00You just had us all wrapped around your little finger, didn't you?
00:08:03But you married Ben.
00:08:04I did.
00:08:05Yeah, don't you forget it.
00:08:07You two would never have made each other happy.
00:08:09Nah.
00:08:10I never make men happy.
00:08:12What about Mr. X?
00:08:13Mr. X?
00:08:14Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.
00:08:16He made me happy.
00:08:17He's from the book.
00:08:18Married man, apparently.
00:08:20Do we know him?
00:08:21She won't tell me.
00:08:23Well, I hope his wife doesn't find out.
00:08:25Well, she won't for me.
00:08:26I'm not going to burst that bubble.
00:08:27Maybe it's not a bubble.
00:08:28Maybe what it is, is a marriage.
00:08:33Well, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it?
00:08:36Well.
00:08:39How about the Clifuti?
00:08:42Yes.
00:08:43Seriously?
00:08:44You have to try this Clifuti.
00:08:45For God's sake, can we stop going on about this fucking Clifuti?
00:08:48Jess, love.
00:08:50He was just trying to...
00:08:51I know.
00:08:51I'm sorry.
00:08:57So sometimes you get tired of bullshit.
00:09:00What bullshit?
00:09:06Why don't we all just...
00:09:08No, no, no.
00:09:08I'd like to know what bullshit.
00:09:11The roles we've all chosen.
00:09:15Charming amoralist.
00:09:16Poe-faced do-gooder.
00:09:20Pathological dreamer.
00:09:21Grown-up.
00:09:22Fuck-up!
00:09:24Maybe the bullshit who's telling us that our lives are bullshit.
00:09:27I mean, who made you the arbiter of what's bullshit and what isn't?
00:09:30You asked me what I meant.
00:09:31I shouldn't have had to, Jessica.
00:09:33This is my house.
00:09:33You're sitting at my table and I don't need you telling me that my life is bullshit.
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:38I'm sorry I was rude about your perfect house and your perfect life and your perfect Clifuti.
00:09:44We should all be so fucking lucky as you.
00:09:46Lucky?
00:09:47Oh, that's a good one.
00:09:51We're having to sell the house.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:58Believe it or not, other people have problems.
00:10:00You know, real problems.
00:10:01Not just about who they're going to flirt with and get high with.
00:10:06Fuck.
00:10:07It's amazing.
00:10:08You've led this life of zero responsibility and you get a bestseller out of it.
00:10:12You have to sit here and be a total narcissist.
00:10:15And just for one evening, can you just not flirt with my fucking husband?
00:10:20Hey.
00:10:21You're selling the house?
00:10:23Yeah, we have to.
00:10:24Well, what happened?
00:10:29Well, we got into trouble.
00:10:31Oh, shit.
00:10:34Can we help?
00:10:35No.
00:10:35No?
00:10:35Well, of course we can.
00:10:37No, it's too much.
00:10:38Nonsense.
00:10:39You helped us when we ran into trouble.
00:10:41I don't know what we've done if you hadn't.
00:10:42Do you happen to have a spare million?
00:10:45She is.
00:10:46We'll manage.
00:10:47We have a buyer.
00:10:48As long as we exchange contracts this week, we'll be fine.
00:10:52I'm sorry I went off on her.
00:10:54She always manages to get to me and I don't know why.
00:10:58I should never have brought her.
00:11:00She kind of insisted it was weird.
00:11:02Oh, maybe she's right.
00:11:03Maybe it is all bullshit.
00:11:06I mean, you try to build a life, a home, future for your kids, and what the fuck is wrong
00:11:12with that?
00:11:13And then one day something happens.
00:11:14And you wonder if the effort, all the fucking effort that you put into the life that you built,
00:11:19you wonder if someone is just playing a fucking joke on you.
00:11:23You'll bounce back.
00:11:24Of course you'll bounce back.
00:11:26Yes, we'll bounce back.
00:11:27As long as we sell the house.
00:11:29This, you'll sell this house.
00:11:31It's a great fucking house.
00:11:38I'm sorry.
00:11:40It's alright.
00:11:44It's alright, I don't know why you want it.
00:11:51You probably will want dessert.
00:11:54Well, now that you mention it.
00:11:55Richard!
00:11:56What? I can't help myself. What do you want me to say?
00:11:58Yeah, alright.
00:12:01Well, probably time for the clafout tea.
00:12:10The clafout tea.
00:12:12Bravo!
00:12:13Oh, it looks fucking amazing.
00:12:17Always looks amazing.
00:12:21Wait a minute.
00:12:22We should get Jessica.
00:12:24Oh, yes, obviously.
00:12:25Is she gone?
00:12:26I'll get her.
00:12:27Wait a minute.
00:12:27There's always something with Jessica.
00:12:29Well, it was me too.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No, it wasn't.
00:12:34It wasn't you.
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll make it up to her when she comes back.
00:12:45Hurry up!
00:12:47Oh, God!
00:12:50Get her down!
00:12:51Get her down!
00:12:52I have to cut it down!
00:12:53Help me!
00:12:55Oh, my God!
00:12:57Hold her up!
00:12:58Hold her up!
00:12:59Hot tree!
00:12:59Higher!
00:13:00Take the weight!
00:13:01Jesus!
00:13:02Get her higher!
00:13:03Fucking use!
00:13:04Get her higher!
00:13:06She's not breathing.
00:13:07Ah!
00:13:08I've got a cramp.
00:13:09What about a cramp?
00:13:10I've got a cramp.
00:13:11I've got a cramp.
00:13:11I've got a cramp.
00:13:11I'm into what I'm going to do.
00:13:12Oh, you are useless!
00:13:14Quickly!
00:13:15Ah!
00:13:16Cut her down.
00:13:17It's the first thing.
00:13:17Cut her down.
00:13:18Just cut the skull.
00:13:19Just cut it!
00:13:20Fucking cut!
00:13:20Cut it!
00:13:21Come on!
00:13:22Keep jumping!
00:13:24Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:13:25Get the knife!
00:13:26Get the knife!
00:13:27Fucking hell!
00:13:28Okay, just cut!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:32Oh, my God!
00:13:34Oh, my God!
00:13:35Oh, my God!
00:13:38Oh, my God!
00:13:41Is she...
00:13:42Yes.
00:13:43Oh, Jesus!
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:46Oh, my God!
00:13:47Oh, my God!
00:13:48Oh, my God!
00:13:50Oh, my God!
00:13:56Oh!
00:14:12When I am laid, I'm laid in us.
00:14:31I knew something like this was going to happen, but I didn't think she'd actually fucking do it.
00:14:37I mean, her book's doing really well, finally everything's coming together, and then this,
00:14:42I mean, why, why, why would you come to someone's house for dinner and then go out into the garden?
00:14:49I mean, how exactly is that supposed to make any fucking sense?
00:15:00Want to get you a drink?
00:15:01No, I don't want a fucking drink. I just want this not to happen.
00:15:08It's my fault.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11No.
00:15:11No.
00:15:12I shouldn't have shouted at her. I overreacted.
00:15:15You can't blame yourself for this.
00:15:16It's crazy.
00:15:18It's nobody's fault.
00:15:28I guess we better call someone.
00:15:30Who? Who do you call when someone?
00:15:32The police.
00:15:35The police?
00:15:37The police?
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38And we better call someone. I'll do it.
00:15:46Goddamn!
00:15:48Oh God.
00:15:56Hello?
00:15:59Wait.
00:16:00What?
00:16:01Put the phone down.
00:16:02Why?
00:16:03Oh, hi.
00:16:04Go down.
00:16:05Put the phone down.
00:16:06What did you do that for?
00:16:08We can't call the police.
00:16:09I was calling an ambulance.
00:16:11We can't call an ambulance.
00:16:12either why not think about it i'm not following you the buyer what buyer our buyer the house
00:16:22what does this have to do with our buyer oh when he finds out what just happened he won't buy
00:16:28the
00:16:28house right we don't know well that's the point he might not care he might he might not but he
00:16:40might
00:16:41he might what are we i mean what how do we it's possible he won't mind that someone just hung
00:16:52themselves in his brand new house he might think it's cool on the other hand he might be totally
00:16:58normal he could very easily be normal if we don't sell the house this week we're going to lose
00:17:09everything right but why why would the buyer find out by the time this comes out it'll all be done
00:17:16tom what it'll be all over the internet in the morning best-selling ortho commits suicide in
00:17:22friend's garden tragedy of the north london elite she was a columnist for the daily mail don't you
00:17:27fucking get it well what are we supposed to do keep her here until the buyer signs do you have
00:17:36any idea how bad a decomposing body smells and how are we supposed to explain not reporting it that's a
00:17:42crime that has to be a crime that's a bad crime i know we're not gonna do that no we're
00:17:50not gonna do
00:17:50that what what if she hadn't done it here she did it here what if she hadn't she did it
00:18:00how is this
00:18:00relevant well what if she'd done it at her place you can't be serious
00:18:09what would you say move the body yeah to her place and then what work it up that's insane
00:18:18it's doable doable driving to the west end and under two hours on a friday night that is doable
00:18:25that's not doable why not because it is wrong
00:18:40we're in this situation because of you you don't have the luxury of a conscience right now
00:18:46you want us to lose everything we work for you want to pull ben and sophie out of school
00:18:52you went to a state school that was then if we don't sell we won't be able to afford a
00:18:57place
00:18:57in a decent catchment area they'll end up somewhere like crosstalk
00:18:59fucking park they've had three stabbing since christmas
00:19:03fuck yes we have to deal with the situation tom what about beth and richard we'll talk to them
00:19:14they're not gonna call they're our oldest friends
00:19:25i can't believe we're even discussing this look you must surely realize that you can't just move a
00:19:33body if it if it's dead that would be illegal wrong yes that too wrong absolutely i know
00:19:41it sounds crazy no it is crazy look guys come on let me ask you something what would be the
00:19:49harm
00:19:49what do you mean what would be the harm we're talking about jessica how can you even ask that
00:19:55just just tell me what harm would it do um jessica just killed herself in your garden that seems like
00:20:00quite a lot of harm to me i mean we should be thinking about her can you fucking hear yourself
00:20:08right now yeah um what i'm saying is is there's another side to this there are going to be
00:20:14consequences for tom and me consequences for everything and ben and sophie don't you dare
00:20:19bring them into this why not this is going to affect them what about jessica's parents
00:20:25so we're just going to lie to them now what difference is it going to make to them whether
00:20:29she did it here or at her place well how would you feel if you were them how would i
00:20:33feel if i
00:20:33didn't know it had happened it's lying it is lying we're asking you to lie about this so that our
00:20:38lives don't get totally i can't believe you're asking us to do this
00:20:46she was our friend was more our friend really yes she was such a great friend she decided to
00:20:51kill herself in our garden right when we're trying to sell the house i mean who does that who goes
00:20:55and
00:20:55kills himself in someone else's garden why couldn't she just have killed herself in her own
00:20:58fucking garden she's never garden look let's let's just try to be reasonable here i know this is a
00:21:05tough situation for you guys but you know sometimes life's like that you just gotta take the hit you
00:21:10know what you just try taking the hit no i wasn't trying to minimize what's at stake for you no
00:21:15but you
00:21:15did anyway listen whatever you do next it's going to hurt someone
00:21:22what the fuck is that just a fucking cause this time of night right who does that that's just not
00:21:28answers at all right if we move the body and someone saw something we're fucked nobody's moving
00:21:33the body and it's not a body for fuck's sake it's jessica it's jessica who just fucked us okay
00:21:39okay let's just all calm down right let's just see what it is
00:22:05it's what's your name for next door who what's her name miranda
00:22:13do you think she saw something hey it's a bit of a coincidence that just turning up now yeah who
00:22:18does
00:22:18that look if she saw something you definitely wouldn't want to move the body stop calling her
00:22:23the body he's right let's just see what she wants
00:22:38oh hello i'm sorry to bother you so late it's just that i think i saw
00:22:44that jessica debbie in your garden jessica debbie yes she wrote this book have you read it
00:22:53no oh it's wonderful it's so moving the part where she talks about making friends with her depression
00:23:00oh well i was hoping yes she might sign my copy if she's not too busy
00:23:13is she here yes oh she is here wonderful but she's indisposed oh well could you just ask her it
00:23:25would only take a minute
00:23:30could you just wait a moment
00:23:36she wants jessica to sign her fucking book what just tell her to fuck off
00:23:40she won't fuck off just tell her it might look suspicious tom sarah this is this it's getting
00:23:47ridiculous just just a minute what are you
00:23:52that's her bag you can't just be rifling from her bag
00:23:56that's her bag you can't just wait wait
00:24:06hi hello i'm sorry to bother you so late jessica doesn't want to come out oh she doesn't want
00:24:12she's shy oh but she'll sign your book she will give it to me
00:24:20she won't come out she hates signing books but i got her to make an exception in your case
00:24:28unless you don't want it signed no no i do
00:24:35well okay
00:24:43no you you can't be about to do what i think you're about to do
00:24:46why not
00:24:51no no stop
00:24:55how does that look this is insane
00:25:03here you are oh thank you okay then would have been nice to meet her i know you wouldn't want
00:25:10to
00:25:10meet her she hates fans really yeah you know what these creative types are like i see well it's a
00:25:19wonderful book so i hear you should read it yes i will i will good night then good night
00:25:31you have any idea how crazy what uses it is well we had to get rid of her but that
00:25:36could be used
00:25:37as evidence if you go through with it they're not going through with it no one is going through
00:25:41with it i think you two have gone you're asking us to take an enormous risk i mean you understand
00:25:47that right that's assuming we get caught if we're smart about it we won't get you you can't rule out
00:25:52getting caught yeah all right we can't but we are desperate we need your help i understand that
00:25:59but you're our oldest friends yes no yeah we we are your oldest friends and we will do anything
00:26:06we can to help except there's no helping us if we don't sell the house we are going to lose
00:26:11everything
00:26:12no you don't know that we helped you you said it yourself you don't know what you would have done
00:26:19if we hadn't you did but i helped you after that you know when you needed those uh documents
00:26:24countersigned for the merrill street project no i had to be a little bit naughty on that one yes but
00:26:29this is different you're right it's different look we want to help you you know we do we do but
00:26:35with this we can't it's not reasonable so that's it then hey i am sorry
00:26:51i remember merrill street you did take a risk for us then you said you'd get disbarred if anyone
00:26:58found out we were all younger then we were it's funny how that became a badge of our friendship
00:27:07of course it never would have come up if tom hadn't been so useless at paperwork
00:27:10well he's pretty bloody useless of course when i have to do the taxes for tom's company he just
00:27:15hands everything over to me i have to sort it all out because he's so useless at paperwork because
00:27:21he just hands everything over to me that's that's how i know that i'll still have it all
00:27:27in my files that naughty thing you did sarah what are you doing if that file just happened to find
00:27:33its
00:27:33way to the bar council then that might be a hit you have to take sarah you can't be serious
00:27:40richard
00:27:40is our friend yes yes we're all friends here aren't we you fucking bitch okay wait just wait a minute
00:27:49don't tell me to wait a minute your wife just tried to blackmail us sarah you didn't mean
00:27:57what you just said i mean what kind of people are we well i don't know about you tom but
00:28:03i'm the kind
00:28:03of person that wants to protect my family i mean we can all stand around here and talk about what
00:28:08nice
00:28:09reasonable people we are god i'd love to call the police so that i don't have to look at my
00:28:12oldest
00:28:12friends hating me i'll have my husband wonder who he's been who's been married to all these years but
00:28:19i know that if i do that
00:28:30look
00:28:34what look look what do you think happens when you lose everything do you think someone's just going
00:28:40to give tom another job do you think someone's just going to give us another fucking mortgage
00:28:46okay it's going to be survival that's what happens when you know that that that's what
00:28:53that's what me encourage i've been there unlike you don't sell me your sob story
00:29:00you'd be sobbing if it was your story call it protecting your children or whatever you like but
00:29:06in the end ultimately it is just bullshit yeah i didn't ask to be put in this position jessica
00:29:12put us all in this position and i'm sorry she felt she had to do what she did what she
00:29:18did she did to
00:29:18us too and i have to deal with this in the best way that i know how tom so you
00:29:26you you're happy with
00:29:30you wouldn't exactly describe myself as happy no but if you're happy to just stand by and watch us lose
00:29:38everything oh tell me it is not that fucking woman again
00:29:49good evening madam
00:29:53is everything all right yes is there any reason why everything wouldn't be all right
00:29:58well someone dove 999 from this house they did they did yes oh
00:30:06did you call 999 me yes madam no did someone else call 999
00:30:17i did
00:30:21i thought i saw some kids breaking into the neighbor's car
00:30:27which car was that the blue one there thought you saw or saw no saw definitely saw but you didn't
00:30:38complete the call well they saw me i was looking at them uh and i was on the phone so
00:30:46they ran away
00:30:50they ran away yeah i didn't want to waste your time so i put down the phone never a wasted
00:30:55time
00:30:56calling the police if you witness a crime scene that's what we're here for of course
00:31:01are you sure everything's all right absolutely everything is just great
00:31:08maybe we should take a quick look inside just to make sure everything is all right
00:31:12so maybe just take a little look you want to come in okay yeah thank you okay okay okay
00:31:37having dinner that's right
00:31:45is that a clafooty it is yes
00:31:51you got five places say yes is someone else here there was she wasn't feeling well and she left
00:32:05well looks like everything here's okay
00:32:07uh there is one thing what's that then
00:32:17i'd like to say
00:32:24thank you for taking the trouble no trouble at all madam
00:32:31all right then sorry to have bothered you it's all right
00:32:42that is a lovely looking clafooty made one myself the other day
00:32:49looks like you brown the top off just about perfect
00:33:07i can't help feeling like there's something there's something else that happens if you see
00:33:11any more kids up to no good feel free to give us a call
00:33:19i can't help feeling like there's something you might want to tell me sir
00:33:25no
00:33:28nothing i can pick up
00:33:36all right then good night good night
00:33:49we all just concealed a dead body from the police
00:33:54i'm a member of the
00:33:56fucking bar for fuck's sake calm down don't tell me to calm down okay okay look you realize what
00:34:02happens if this comes out this isn't just some paperwork from the
00:34:04fucking past this will be the end of me the absolute
00:34:09fucking end it won't be the end if we keep our heads and see this through oh great oh fantastic
00:34:15so what all we have to do is carry a dead body across the street put it in the car
00:34:19drive it all
00:34:19the way to her flat get her up the stairs and all without being seen what could possibly go wrong
00:34:23so sorry you're actually going along with this now we have to we're fucked if we don't we haven't done
00:34:29anything
00:34:30we just did no i i wanted to say something and you and you stopped me and you were dragging
00:34:40me
00:34:40across the room by the hand and you hurt my hand it's still hurting oh i'm sorry about your
00:34:45fucking hand no you're not you are not sorry about anything the only thing you care about is your
00:34:50precious career cavorting around the old bailey in a wig what letting rapists roam the streets
00:34:55as long as we're all standing around saying how marvelous you are what the fuck has that got to
00:34:59do with anything if you don't know what it has to do with everything then you're not as clever as
00:35:04you think you are well i wasn't clever enough to anticipate the toxic fucking sanctimony you managed to
00:35:09dish out every day no no i was not that came as a fucking surprise i have to say okay
00:35:13guys for god's
00:35:15sake you try living with god's representative of moral perfection on earth isn't easy for us
00:35:21fucking mourn me you're weak you're just weak you know you are come on run away
00:35:44an hour ago we were just having dinner and now i feel like i've got a
00:35:49fucking gun to my head why we're locked in now how would it be so terrible to just move the
00:35:57body
00:36:01no what would be the harm though really
00:36:07beth will come around she's a reasonable person
00:36:13reasonable start did you not hear what she just said all i care about
00:36:16is my wig do you think i like rapists i fucking hate rapists but what else am i supposed to
00:36:23do
00:36:23i'm good at rapists i love her but she's impossible sometimes
00:36:30never have sex anymore
00:36:33that's marriage though isn't it it just goes away
00:36:38the whole thing's ridiculous we're supposed to mate for life
00:36:42well we only really want to do it for the first couple of years then all we want is to
00:36:46do it with
00:36:46other people i mean his fucking brilliant idea was that
00:36:53jessica was different though she never changed
00:36:58right i'll never make men happy
00:37:01all right mr x mr x well i wouldn't say i made him happy
00:37:04he made me happy he made me happy he's from the book do we know him she went to town
00:37:08she never stopped living she didn't
00:37:17what if we just went off
00:37:21what somewhere like morgo or brazil together
00:37:31we should get back to them we need to we need to decide what we're going to do together
00:37:37just that just leave them for a bit sarah and beth they love each other they're working out
00:37:50i'm sorry i'm so sorry it's okay i'll clear it up no no i'll clear it up can i help
00:37:57no
00:37:57fuck off i'm still angry with you
00:38:00i'm so sorry
00:38:06it's fine will you
00:38:28hello oh hello you what
00:38:35uh now as in tonight no it's just that uh
00:38:42i the thing is this is the only night
00:38:48okay okay
00:38:51what it's the estate agent the buyer wants to come over she wants to show her husband the house
00:38:57now they said 10 minutes what that's that's ridiculous he spends most of his
00:39:03time abroad i know he was letting her pick out the house now suddenly he wants to see it
00:39:08this is the only night that he can do it until he flies out again he can't just announce he's
00:39:14turning up in the middle of the night that's unreasonable he's rich rich people are unreasonable
00:39:19we can't say no what about um we'll have to move her no way it's what we were going to
00:39:29do anyway i am having no part in this
00:39:31it's fine
00:39:32let's not be sure
00:39:35tom richard
00:39:47okay
00:39:56all right give me a hand
00:40:00sorry I don't think I can't
00:40:02what I can't I can't touch
00:40:08really so what do you mean
00:40:09really I can't okay what does
00:40:11that mean I'm not a real man
00:40:12or something
00:40:12give me a turn for fuck's sake
00:40:21careful careful careful
00:40:22careful
00:40:22come here at least
00:40:28open the fucking door
00:40:34fuck
00:40:45up there
00:40:48up where
00:40:49somewhere
00:40:50fuck
00:40:51that was not 10 minutes
00:40:54okay in there
00:40:55open the door
00:40:58fuck
00:41:02it's not in the toilet
00:41:05it's slipping slipping
00:41:06pop out
00:41:07there we are that's it
00:41:08it's okay it's fine it's fine
00:41:10it's fine
00:41:15what if they want to look
00:41:16they won't want to look in there
00:41:18it's just a toilet
00:41:36hi sorry
00:41:38kind of a tricky type but I think this will nail it
00:41:41oh okay
00:41:41wait five minutes in and out
00:41:42hi I'm so sorry about this
00:41:45no no it's fine
00:41:46I hope we're not disturbing you
00:41:47no not at all
00:41:48it's just Klaus is in town
00:41:50he's always away and since he's here
00:41:52just wanted to see what I'm buying
00:41:54of course come in
00:41:57you remember my husband Tom
00:41:59yes
00:41:59it's Helen
00:42:03Helen isn't it
00:42:08I'm so sorry you're having dinner
00:42:10that is what people do
00:42:13at dinner time
00:42:15we had pretty much finished
00:42:16yes we finished
00:42:17is that Clifudi
00:42:19yes it's actually a specialty of mine
00:42:23how funny I love Clifudi
00:42:26help yourself
00:42:27oh I'm on a diet
00:42:30so this is the kitchen
00:42:32okay
00:42:33you know I love what you've done with this
00:42:36is that Friedrichsen
00:42:37yes that's serious value to a kitchen
00:42:41what do you think honey
00:42:42that's nice
00:42:49yes
00:42:49when
00:42:51oh I didn't see it
00:42:53talk to Becker
00:42:54don't talk to Peterson
00:42:56I told you
00:42:57I don't want them to do anything
00:42:59till the lawyers have seen it
00:43:00okay
00:43:02sorry
00:43:03hmm
00:43:03maybe if we take a look at the rest
00:43:05yes sure
00:43:07here
00:43:07follow me
00:43:18oh
00:43:25I just love these old fireplaces
00:43:27people used to rip them out
00:43:28now they pay thousands
00:43:29to put them back in
00:43:31okay
00:43:39okay
00:43:48okay
00:43:50okay
00:43:51okay
00:43:51hey
00:43:51what's a nice house
00:43:53thank you
00:43:54when did you buy
00:43:562002
00:43:572003
00:43:58you did well then
00:43:59didn't you
00:44:00yes we got lucky
00:44:02yes
00:44:02you did
00:44:08yes
00:44:09no
00:44:11don't listen to Harper
00:44:12don't send the drafts of the DIT
00:44:14I don't want any of these busy buddies
00:44:17getting their hands on it
00:44:18before the contracts are signed
00:44:19okay
00:44:20okay
00:44:22so what uh
00:44:23what line are you in
00:44:25I do consulting
00:44:28consulting for what exactly
00:44:30for the energy industry
00:44:33oh
00:44:34you're a lobbyist
00:44:35for oil companies
00:44:36gas companies too
00:44:39it's a nice way to make a living
00:44:40it's a good living
00:44:42that depends on your definition of good
00:44:44doesn't it
00:44:45you think you don't make compromises
00:44:51at least I'm well paid for it
00:44:57good
00:44:57good
00:44:57I think we've seen everything
00:44:59yeah
00:45:08we didn't look in there
00:45:10oh
00:45:11that's just the toilet
00:45:12thoroughly
00:45:13you're not going to show us
00:45:15what
00:45:15the toilet
00:45:17you want to see the toilet
00:45:18you showed us your other toilets
00:45:20did we
00:45:21yes you did
00:45:22or is there something in there
00:45:24you don't want us to see
00:45:29no
00:45:33yeah
00:45:35what
00:45:38bleib mal dran
00:45:39ich kann ich nicht verstehen
00:45:39ja
00:45:40ja jetzt ist besser
00:45:42so jetzt höre ich dich
00:45:44you know
00:45:44I'm not sure you're feeling
00:45:46in the garden
00:45:46at night time
00:45:47I guess the light really
00:45:48says off the landscaping
00:45:49oh
00:45:51so
00:45:52hey if there is
00:45:53all tossed in limestone
00:45:56we've got
00:45:58we've got
00:46:01now
00:46:01now
00:46:05now
00:46:06now
00:46:07maybe dinner
00:46:09yeah
00:46:09yeah
00:46:10yeah
00:46:11heute night
00:46:11heute night
00:46:14maybe
00:46:15dinner
00:46:16yeah
00:46:16du kennst das ja
00:46:17nein
00:46:18die Sachen hab ich auch schon gemacht
00:46:21der weiß überhaupt Bescheid über alles
00:46:22und nicht Petersen
00:46:23okay
00:46:24komm
00:46:24du komm hier
00:46:25ich weiß es einfach
00:46:26das ja
00:46:27sieben dich
00:46:27uninformiert
00:46:28sag ich
00:46:29ja
00:46:30nee
00:46:30manchmal
00:46:31manchmal
00:46:32manchmal
00:46:32ja
00:46:33manchmal
00:46:34just go
00:46:35go
00:46:36go
00:46:36okay
00:46:38gonna
00:46:38my legs
00:46:40down on the floor
00:46:40get the fuck out of the way
00:46:42now get out of the way
00:46:43oh
00:46:44oh
00:46:45oh
00:46:45fuck
00:46:46fuck
00:46:47fuck
00:46:47fuck
00:46:48ugh
00:46:48fuck
00:46:49fuck
00:46:49fuck
00:46:51fuck
00:46:53fuck
00:46:54fuck
00:46:58Do you have a phone call?
00:47:06Okay?
00:47:26So we have three wonderful primary schools in the area.
00:47:29Oh, I can imagine.
00:47:31It must have been terrific for the children.
00:47:32Oh, yes, yes.
00:47:33You know, Klaus and I are planning to have children
00:47:35at some point when he spends more time in London.
00:47:39Aren't we, honey?
00:47:40Of course we are.
00:47:42Well, I think I've seen all I needed to see.
00:47:44Great, great!
00:47:46We're all set, then?
00:47:48Yeah, obviously we'll be in touch.
00:47:50Yes.
00:47:51Thank you so much.
00:47:53Good night!
00:48:00What the fuck do you think you were doing back there?
00:48:03You work for evil oil companies.
00:48:06You're one of Satan's minions.
00:48:07Yeah, I hate people.
00:48:09Fine!
00:48:10But is it strictly necessary to fuck up our sail
00:48:12just so you get to express yourself?
00:48:15Oh, your sail, your sail, your sail!
00:48:17All you think about is this!
00:48:18Your elephant's breath countertops
00:48:20and your Friedrichsen oven and your lamb from Hampstead Organics.
00:48:24Oh, you go there too.
00:48:25Whatever!
00:48:26The truth is you don't give a shit about our friend Jessica,
00:48:29who you drag up and down stairs like an old mattress.
00:48:32To be honest, I don't know why you're taking her side over us.
00:48:35Someone has to!
00:48:36Do they?
00:48:37What if it was her in our position?
00:48:39Do you think she'd put us before herself?
00:48:40No!
00:48:41She never thought of anyone but herself.
00:48:43How much did she borrow from you over the years, Beth?
00:48:45And did she ever pay you back a penny?
00:48:47She was going to when the book came out.
00:48:49Really?
00:48:49Whenever she had money she spent it on herself.
00:48:51Then when she ran out she came to you again.
00:48:53You told me so yourself.
00:48:56I don't care about the money.
00:48:58Fine.
00:48:58Forget about the money.
00:48:59How many of your boyfriends did she sleep with just because she could?
00:49:03Only two and I forgave her.
00:49:04You were always bloody forgiving her.
00:49:07Meantime, I was the one who had to console you for weeks.
00:49:10I never asked you to.
00:49:11You were having a breakdown.
00:49:12What else was I supposed to do?
00:49:14You always resented her.
00:49:16Her looks and her charm.
00:49:18And you worshipped her.
00:49:19I don't know which of us was more pathetic.
00:49:21Maybe I was pathetic.
00:49:23But at least I'm trying to be a good person.
00:49:25A good person?
00:49:26You know what a good person does?
00:49:27They don't go on and on about being a good person.
00:49:29They don't use being a good person to beat up everybody else.
00:49:32They don't get off on feeling morally fucking superior.
00:49:35But it's not fair.
00:49:36Isn't it?
00:49:36Your own husband can't take it anymore.
00:49:38What?
00:49:39Wait a minute.
00:49:40What did you call it earlier?
00:49:42Toxic sanctimony?
00:49:43That was in the heat the moment.
00:49:44Yeah, but you meant it, didn't you?
00:49:46You know what?
00:49:48Fuck all three of you.
00:49:50Fair.
00:49:50No, don't bet me.
00:49:52If you think I'm so sanctimonious, that is exactly what I'm going to be.
00:49:55What are you doing?
00:49:56I'm calling the police.
00:50:00Fine.
00:50:06No, no.
00:50:06That is my phone.
00:50:07What are you doing?
00:50:09You have lost it.
00:50:12No, no.
00:50:13There.
00:50:13Tom, I want to leave.
00:50:15Richard!
00:50:16Beth, please.
00:50:18Come on.
00:50:18Be reasonable.
00:50:19Reasonable?
00:50:20I am the only person trying to do the right thing.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:22Let me go.
00:50:23Let me go.
00:50:25Where the fuck have you been?
00:50:26Get off me.
00:50:27Let go.
00:50:28Why have you been on someone's court?
00:50:30Don't touch me.
00:50:30Let me go.
00:50:31Richard is over.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:33Let's go.
00:50:34Can you let go, please?
00:50:35Ed!
00:50:35Ed!
00:50:36I'm Mr. X.
00:50:48Who?
00:50:51From...
00:50:52From Jessica's book.
00:50:55That Mr. X?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58When?
00:50:58What?
00:50:59When did it start?
00:51:00I don't know.
00:51:01A couple of years ago.
00:51:02When?
00:51:03About two years ago.
00:51:06Till now?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07No, we stopped it.
00:51:08Did you love her?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10It was just...
00:51:11Sex?
00:51:12It was a mistake.
00:51:15So you just told me this because you thought it would make me hate Jessica and then I wouldn't
00:51:19go to the police.
00:51:20You were going to have me disbarred.
00:51:21What was I supposed to do?
00:51:22You didn't care if I'd hate you too.
00:51:24I don't.
00:51:24Neither of you care.
00:51:25I do.
00:51:25I love you.
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:26I want a divorce.
00:51:31Beth.
00:51:32You better hang on to that job of yours because you're going to be paying me a fuckload
00:51:34of alimony for the rest of your life.
00:51:37Right.
00:51:39Let's get this fucking thing done.
00:52:12In the back or the boot?
00:52:14What?
00:52:15Where are we putting her?
00:52:17We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car.
00:52:21What if we wrapped her in a rug?
00:52:25Making someone from the spare room.
00:52:27What?
00:52:28When we get there, four adults carrying a rug up the fucking stairs in the middle of the
00:52:32night.
00:52:32What we need to do is to make her look like she's drunk and we're helping her home.
00:52:37God knows I've done that enough times.
00:52:39What about her face?
00:52:42Look at that.
00:52:45What if we just push her tongue in?
00:52:50Just a minute.
00:52:52Here.
00:52:54What about this?
00:52:55That's mine.
00:52:57I'm 15.
00:52:58But I use it for my high intensity intervals.
00:53:01Right.
00:53:03When he's wearing it, you can barely see his face.
00:53:18Hi.
00:53:37Hello again.
00:53:39Hello.
00:53:40You all going out?
00:53:41Yes.
00:53:42Is that Jessica in there?
00:53:44No, she went earlier.
00:53:46She did?
00:53:47Yes.
00:53:48Believe you, that's her.
00:53:50Oh, in there, isn't it?
00:53:51Why is she wearing a hoodie?
00:53:53Well, I told you she doesn't like to meet fans.
00:53:56I just want to tell her I love her book.
00:53:59There's not much to ask.
00:54:01It's just how she feels about it.
00:54:03Well, it's rude.
00:54:05That's what it is.
00:54:07You're rude.
00:54:09You're a bad person.
00:54:11And your book wasn't even that good.
00:54:14Cunt.
00:54:18You're a bad person.
00:54:44Thanks.
00:54:46Oh, fuck. Do you see that guy?
00:54:47What guy?
00:54:48I think he just looks straight in the car.
00:54:49Oh, fuck.
00:54:50Could you lift her head up?
00:54:55No, that's worse.
00:54:57Maybe.
00:54:58Can you get her to lean up against one of you?
00:55:02No, not me. She's your girlfriend.
00:55:14Okay, let's leave it up.
00:55:22Fuck.
00:55:24Don't look.
00:55:25I'm not looking.
00:55:28Don't be too obvious about not looking.
00:55:29It's the kind of thing they pick up on.
00:55:32Do you want me to look at them or not look at them?
00:55:35Look at me.
00:55:36Look at me like I'm talking to you.
00:55:38You are talking to me.
00:55:41Let's still look at me.
00:55:43Well, this is nice.
00:55:46Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:55:49Look at me.
00:55:53Oh, God.
00:56:08It's just up here on the right.
00:56:09We're having a party.
00:56:11Trendy fucking cops.
00:56:13Oh, fuck.
00:56:15Jesus.
00:56:16Pull in on the gate.
00:56:17Pull in on the gate.
00:56:30Now what?
00:56:31We'll just have to wait.
00:56:33How long?
00:56:35As long as it takes.
00:56:36Guys.
00:57:00Go on, Fred.
00:57:02Cut a rug with a cuddle bug, huddled up around a plan, looking for another plan, um, thought that you
00:57:08were laughing at me, running around, saying twice, but I never saw it, so...
00:57:15Mark, tell me there's still that's it.
00:57:17Yes.
00:57:21How long's that been?
00:57:23At least an hour.
00:57:25I thought they'd call it a night, wouldn't you?
00:57:27Maybe they're having fun.
00:57:30How much fun do they need, for fuck's sake?
00:57:32I don't know, maybe they're just having a normal evening.
00:57:35There's still this thing out there called normal.
00:57:39That people get to be if they're not us.
00:57:45Hey, come on, baby.
00:57:47You know what, buddy, move.
00:57:49Oh!
00:58:10Fuck, it's all right, no, you don't do that.
00:58:21Fuck.
00:58:22Richard?
00:58:23Excuse me, could you do your fucking on someone else's fucking car, please?
00:58:27Oh!
00:58:28Go on, fuck off!
00:58:31Jeez!
00:58:33Right, can we just do this now?
00:58:41There she is!
00:58:54It's coming.
00:58:55It's coming!
00:58:56It's coming!
00:58:57I can't take it.
00:59:13There's one on the right.
00:59:16Fuck. Fuck.
00:59:18Hey.
00:59:22Yeah, look, hold it.
00:59:24What the fuck?
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:30It's down that way. It's the square one.
00:59:33How many times have you been here?
00:59:34Oh, five.
00:59:36Maybe ten.
00:59:37Fucking arse.
00:59:47Ow.
00:59:49Sorry.
00:59:51Oh, we're going to be late.
00:59:54She didn't have my hair.
00:59:58Fuck.
01:00:02That's over.
01:00:03Go to my back.
01:00:05Dinner.
01:00:06Here, here, here.
01:00:08Fucking hell.
01:00:16We need to find secure suspension point.
01:00:19What about that?
01:00:21Yeah, that'll do it.
01:00:22And what are we going to use?
01:00:26To hang her.
01:00:38Um, Sarah.
01:00:40Make sure you put it in, um, in the same groove.
01:00:46You know what I mean.
01:01:03Richard.
01:01:06I don't...
01:01:10Are you okay?
01:01:11I don't...
01:01:12I don't think I can...
01:01:12I think I can handle it.
01:01:14Yeah.
01:01:16Okay.
01:01:23Got it?
01:01:24Hold on.
01:01:25Sorry.
01:01:26Okay.
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:27Go...
01:01:29Where are you going?
01:01:30There, there, there, there.
01:01:30Hey, there.
01:01:31Hey, here.
01:01:36Hey, there, there.
01:02:16Hey, it's okay.
01:02:35Why did she do it?
01:02:37Why now?
01:02:41She seemed happy tonight.
01:02:47She's a great liar.
01:02:51She once told me she envied us.
01:02:53She said we had a place in this world and she didn't.
01:03:02I hear your book's doing really well.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:04At least all that coping sex was good for some things.
01:03:09Now you've all got your there goes Jessica faces on.
01:03:16Why didn't she talk to us?
01:03:21We were supposed to be her friends.
01:03:24She didn't want to talk.
01:03:27She made her mind up.
01:03:53Shall we drop you off?
01:03:56I need a drink.
01:03:58I need a drink.
01:04:28I need a drink.
01:04:39What if we just went off?
01:04:41Together?
01:04:42What?
01:04:43Just leave?
01:04:47Why not live?
01:04:51Does anyone?
01:04:53I need a drink.
01:05:05What's this?
01:05:16It's from Jessica.
01:05:21What did she say?
01:05:25If you're reading this, sorry about the trouble.
01:05:29I'm always causing trouble.
01:05:31I thought the book was going to change everything.
01:05:34In fact, it's made me realize nothing changes.
01:05:37For as long as I can remember, I've been a ball bearing rolling around in a hot pan trying
01:05:41to get out, but I could never get out.
01:05:44And now I have to.
01:05:46It's funny.
01:05:47It doesn't go with the fear of dying, but the truth is I'm more frightened of living.
01:05:53Sorry to dump this on you, but I couldn't do it on my own, and you are, after all, my
01:05:58oldest friend.
01:06:00LOL.
01:06:02I know it's going to be a kind of bitch to deal with, but I'm sure you won't let it
01:06:06spoil
01:06:07your evening.
01:06:09I love you.
01:06:10Goodbye.
01:06:29She came here to do it.
01:06:33She planned it.
01:06:36We're going to have to live with this forever.
01:06:39She's cursed us.
01:06:43We've cursed ourselves.
01:06:53You should probably go.
01:06:55We're not going anywhere.
01:06:57As far as I'm concerned, you live somewhere else now.
01:07:01Where am I supposed to-
01:07:02I don't care!
01:07:07Fine.
01:07:13I'll see you out.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:15I'm calling the police.
01:07:17What?
01:07:21I'm going to tell them.
01:07:23Tell them what?
01:07:25What happened tonight?
01:07:27What we did.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31Why?
01:07:33Look.
01:07:34You're upset.
01:07:35Obviously.
01:07:36We all are.
01:07:37You know?
01:07:37It's been an upsetting evening.
01:07:40Sarah.
01:07:44You can't call the police.
01:07:47Why not?
01:07:47Why not?
01:07:48Because it affects all of us.
01:07:51Sarah.
01:07:53Do you want to tell us what's going on?
01:07:56Nothing's going on.
01:07:57I'm just going to tell the police what we did.
01:07:59This is nuts.
01:08:00You asked us to help you.
01:08:05You shouldn't have agreed.
01:08:07You blackmailed us!
01:08:09Yes, I did.
01:08:11Look, maybe this is a good time to talk about Ben and Sophie.
01:08:16How does this help them?
01:08:18It doesn't.
01:08:19Tom, no.
01:08:20This is nuts.
01:08:21Do something.
01:08:22What do you want me to do?
01:08:23Oh, fuck!
01:08:25This isn't fair.
01:08:27I have done fucking nothing to deserve the shit that I've got this evening.
01:08:32Calm down!
01:08:33You fucking calmed down.
01:08:35I've been the only rational one this entire fucking evening.
01:08:37And this, this is the thanks I get.
01:08:39You know what?
01:08:40Fuck this.
01:08:41Fuck you.
01:08:41Fuck the Lord.
01:08:42Richard, if you don't kick your ass.
01:08:44Oh, what?
01:08:45How exactly are you going to impose your will on this clusterf-
01:08:53What did you do for?
01:08:54It just felt like the right thing to do.
01:08:56That help wasn't even ready for it.
01:08:57I'm sorry.
01:08:58Well, I'm going to have to hit you now.
01:09:00What?
01:09:00Well, no.
01:09:00It's only fair.
01:09:01Oh, that's ridiculous.
01:09:02Don't take my gun.
01:09:03That's right!
01:09:05Come on!
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:22Hi!
01:09:23Sorry to bother you so late, but I'd like to conclude our business now.
01:09:28Now?
01:09:29Why not now?
01:09:30Let him in.
01:09:32Okay, come in.
01:09:41Hello.
01:09:52Hello.
01:09:55Hmm-hmm.
01:09:59Ellen loves your house.
01:10:01I'm heading to Dubai in two hours, so I'd like to finalize our business now.
01:10:06I had our Lawyer Center with the final contract.
01:10:09Do you have the copy of yours?
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12Hold on.
01:10:31Okay.
01:10:33I'm in front of you.
01:10:50Shall we?
01:10:51Okay.
01:10:53You should know something.
01:10:56Earlier this evening, our friend killed herself in the garden.
01:11:01We moved her body back to her place, so you wouldn't not buy our house.
01:11:19I knew something strange was going on here.
01:11:29That was bold.
01:11:36Look at them.
01:11:39They're terrified.
01:11:44And now you don't want me to buy a house, is that right?
01:11:48You want to go to jail?
01:11:52That's interesting.
01:11:55I wonder what I should do.
01:12:01Your friend here, she thinks I'm a bad person.
01:12:08I work for evil oil companies.
01:12:13No, I didn't mean...
01:12:16Yes, you did.
01:12:18Let's see.
01:12:20What would an evil man do here?
01:12:24Probably call the police.
01:12:29Then...
01:12:30waiting for you to run out of money.
01:12:32Reduce my offer.
01:12:35A lot.
01:12:40I don't think you're such an evil guy.
01:12:46I bet sometimes you're even a nice guy.
01:12:52Life is short.
01:12:54Why not be nice?
01:12:57Sometimes it's nice to be the nice guy.
01:13:15Unfortunately, I'm not the nice guy.
01:13:24But you know what?
01:13:27I think my wife would prefer not to know about all this.
01:13:31So, let's go on.
01:13:34I'm still calling the police.
01:13:38Seriously?
01:13:39He was being nice!
01:13:41No, Sarah.
01:13:43Sarah, just a moment.
01:13:46Okay?
01:13:46No.
01:13:48Don't fucking believe it!
01:13:50So now you're having a crisis of conscience, and yet when I want to have a crisis of conscience,
01:13:55everyone told me to fucking suck it up!
01:13:58I'm not gonna suck it up!
01:14:00Don't you kill the police!
01:14:04Shut up!
01:14:05Sarah!
01:14:06Let me go!
01:14:07Stop!
01:14:07Let me go!
01:14:08Let me go!
01:14:09What is the matter with all of you?
01:14:14Don't you understand?
01:14:16We can't take back what we did!
01:14:18We can't be forgiven!
01:14:26Fuck.
01:14:32Oh.
01:14:33You alright, sir?
01:14:34I'm fine.
01:14:35You sure, sir?
01:14:36Yeah.
01:14:37I think we better come in.
01:14:38You don't understand anything.
01:14:40Ah!
01:14:41Stop!
01:14:47Stop!
01:14:52Stop!
01:14:53Stop!
01:14:54Stop!
01:14:55Stop!
01:14:55What's been going on here, then?
01:14:57Um...
01:14:57Yeah.
01:14:58We've been, um...
01:14:59Playing a game.
01:15:00What sort of a game?
01:15:03I'll tell you exactly what's been going on
01:15:08No, I'll tell you
01:15:11I'm Mr. X
01:15:13What?
01:15:14Raymond, you're Mr. X
01:15:16I'm Mr. X
01:15:18No, I'm afraid it's me
01:15:20No, there's nothing in the book to suggest that you're Mr. X
01:15:24Nothing in the book to suggest you're Mr. X either
01:15:26Who is Mr. X?
01:15:28It's me
01:15:28What exactly makes you think that you're Mr. X?
01:15:32I mean
01:15:34Because Jessica told me
01:15:38So you're Mr. X
01:15:40All those years flirting with you in front of me
01:15:46Because you were fucking her
01:15:47I wasn't fucking her
01:15:48You just said you were
01:15:50It was one night after our last finals exam
01:15:54Before we got together
01:15:56How can I believe anything you say?
01:15:58You even lied about reading our fucking book
01:16:01I didn't want you to get upset
01:16:02I'm sorry
01:16:04I'm sorry
01:16:05Don't you ever get tired of saying I'm sorry?
01:16:08Yes, I do actually
01:16:09How about not fucking everything up all the time?
01:16:13Well, how about not holding my mistakes over my head for eternity?
01:16:18How about accepting me for who I am?
01:16:20How can I when you've been in love with someone else for the last 20 years?
01:16:25I've been in love with you
01:16:27I've been in love with you, you idiot
01:16:30I didn't choose her
01:16:33I chose you
01:16:38Right then
01:16:41Is that everything?
01:16:45Yes
01:16:47Ordinarily, we'd need to make a report
01:16:49Or we could let the matter go
01:16:52If I could have a little try of that clafootie
01:16:55Of course
01:17:12Terry, you've got to try some of this
01:17:29Oh, fuck me
01:17:30That is good
01:17:32Well, we're probably done here
01:17:33Yeah
01:17:40We're all open-minded these days, sir
01:17:42But maybe keep it nice and chill, eh?
01:17:45I'll keep that in mind
01:18:06That was interesting
01:18:08Yeah
01:18:09Should we conclude our business now?
01:18:27When I wrote to stay on the table
01:18:27So it's already produced
01:18:31We're all open-minded
01:18:32Because let's forget to take a long time
01:18:32Well, we'll keep that in mind
01:18:32Oh, what's okay
01:18:33You're in love with your mind
01:18:34You're in love with my mind
01:18:34Yeah
01:18:37I'm reallyينing
01:18:38Bye
01:18:38Before we leave, we'll come back
01:18:39It's allいう love
01:18:39Things
01:18:39He's just
01:18:40You're gonna nobody
01:18:40And if I kick
01:18:40Well, it's Kenny
01:18:40Let's bring in love
01:18:41Y
01:18:52I see there are no more deaf people I need to know about.
01:19:18Are you okay?
01:19:28How about you?
01:19:31Oh, that's great.
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:35Preparing to spend a lifetime paying off anonymity by defending fucking rape.
01:19:41Yeah.
01:19:47I don't know.
01:19:54I don't know.
01:19:55Hey!
01:19:58I thought you wanted a divorce.
01:20:01Who wants a divorce?
01:20:04What am I supposed to do with a divorce?
01:20:09I want to punish you.
01:20:12You don't understand?
01:20:13No you don't understand.
01:20:17But you will.
01:20:23Richard and I are going home now.
01:20:32I should never have brought her over.
01:20:34It's okay.
01:20:40If I hadn't we'd still be who we used to be.
01:20:47Okay, come on.
01:20:48Okay.
01:20:51Okay.
01:20:52Okay.
01:20:52Oh, my God.
01:20:53Okay.
01:20:53Uh-huh.
01:20:59Okay.
01:21:05Uh-huh.
01:21:06Perfect.
01:21:09Okay.
01:21:13Okay.
01:21:24I don't know.
01:21:55You were always the one, Tom.
01:21:58You're Mr. X.
01:22:00I am.
01:22:07Sarah, I...
01:22:08kids.
01:22:15I almost had it, didn't I?
01:22:21It would have been fun, wouldn't it?
01:22:23You know, I'm starving.
01:22:40Oh.
01:22:42Hi.
01:22:43Hey.
01:22:45Hey.
01:22:49I, uh, decided to come home.
01:22:52Something happened?
01:22:53No, I just felt like being here tonight.
01:22:56Oh.
01:22:57Okay, I'm going to bed.
01:22:59Can I switch home?
01:23:00No.
01:23:00No, I'm fine.
01:23:25Jessica was right.
01:23:27We are lucky
01:23:30We're so lucky
01:24:02We're so lucky
01:24:32We're so lucky
01:25:19We're so lucky
01:25:26We're so lucky
01:26:19We're so lucky
01:26:39We're so lucky
01:27:04We're so lucky
01:27:28We're so lucky
01:27:43We're so lucky
01:28:10We're so lucky
01:28:40We're so lucky
01:29:10We're so lucky
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