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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
03:50Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:56Oh, my God.
05:03Chance.
05:05What's that, Chance?
05:15Chance!
05:18Chance, I'm coming!
05:22Hello?
05:26Hello?
05:29Chance.
05:30Come here, Chance.
05:31Come here, come here.
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo,
05:37and all of a sudden,
05:38my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in.
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving.
06:11Damar, uh, you okay?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Oh.
06:15Dimar, uh, you okay?
06:16been a weird day that's all sorry no no it's fine listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it
06:21on the fire code so just you know don't let anyone else in until it clears out of it
06:25I got bees of fuzz kids of little dandelion fuzz and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
06:35a drink in my hand my snow's against the burning sand probably getting gorgeous
06:41and in summer we're melting melting bitches
07:04I can't get it open keep trying I'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:40the door was jammed quick go through me
07:45what do you mean go through me I don't believe what is he saying I think he said he wants
07:50us inside
07:50him pass he's saying he wants us to go through him
08:00how does how do I do this do I just enter you I really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give me a
08:05second now now okay all right
08:12why do I do this oh god oh oh look at that there's the other side shit it works everyone
08:20follow me
08:21exit through to mark
08:32hurry this it ain't easy
08:38hey
08:39Jesus sorry man I didn't mean to scare you I just wanted to come out here and say thank you
08:44I don't sweat it I'm sure anybody would have done that
08:47are you being serious right now you just saved everybody's life in that building
08:51you just saved my life I gotta pay you back I don't need anything good having a new job what
08:59tomorrow after what you did tonight there's no way no offense that you can go be a doorman
09:05anymore come work for me I'll put you on the payroll look mr. Jagat I appreciate it but I'm fine
09:10here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus benefits yeah that'll work yeah Josh dad is in the
09:18news again the frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super powered personal
09:23valet the man in question appears to be DeMar Davis former Wilcox employee who's affectionately
09:29been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with Josh and seemingly has the power to move
09:34himself and his boss through solid walls Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire
09:40at a popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of dad meanwhile this
09:47Mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you might say this former
09:53LeFou is Gaston a roll dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what I'm saying
10:13Frank Preminger Hanover agency
10:16oh I heard of that DeMar right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong
10:24you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting
10:28nah not my thing Frank besides who can get jay gad his snack plate true keep it you never know
10:38it's just you know the heist is feeling flat I agree I think we need something more original
10:45well we could go back to flooding the vault I always liked that version it's nice to some
10:49crap Rangoon's before they got housed or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter
10:56the vault needs to be impenetrable the whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet
11:02that
11:02can get in or out um I may have something look man I want to help out I can't act
11:12who cares I can't act
11:13it's never stopped me from being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will be
11:18easy I'm telling you
11:20you know it's easy if you bring somebody else in or keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor
11:25then you can fake it with CGI yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who
11:32you are
11:33they would go crazy oh no more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason
11:40that you are making headlines you have something that other people just don't it's uh a charisma
11:47a charm on top of all of that you can become a door it is not every day that an
11:53opportunity like
11:54this just falls into your lap you do realize that right
12:02all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this
12:15and now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash
12:30I knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference is it to me we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why Jake it's time to panic I wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong mother
12:51what did I tell you huh I love you
12:59and things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy family when special guest
13:03DeMar Doorman Davis comes a knocking
13:07there's the door
13:15where is that thing I'm so embarrassed
13:18hold on I got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dong
13:30the people are real the rulings are real and this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it
13:36is
13:36ding dong I said ding dong you ding dong
13:39I am a big fan
13:41you want a pick
13:42okay
13:47I remember this place
13:49dang girl you done got found what's up
13:51yo
13:53you mind if I come in for a drink
13:54oh of course Mr. Doorman please head right in
13:56yeah
13:58oh the thing's quiet there I want you to come have a drink with us
14:01oh I love that thank you
14:03ding dong
14:04ding ding ding ding ding
14:08action, action, action, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance
14:13you'll be dancing on the top in Hollywood
14:16oh yeah
14:17you'll be dancing on the top in Hollywood
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee
14:33oh Bridget, what's up girl, Bridget
14:36yo
14:36oh what's going on
14:39wow
14:40y'all this is Bridget Bailey
14:42number one club owner in LA
14:44and
14:45an amazing boss
14:46wow look at you
14:48you look great
14:49thank you
14:50I heard you got a movie out
14:51ding dong
14:51I'm sorry I haven't seen it yet
14:53aww
14:54yes
14:54don't worry about it
14:55how are you doing
14:56me?
14:56yeah
14:57you know
14:58same old same old
14:58so uh
15:02you happy?
15:03damn straight
15:04start off the phone with my agent
15:06he told me he landed me a huge
15:08huge
15:10commercial contract
15:11wow
15:11life's about to change
15:21the hell?
15:23wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase
15:25that's a good one Samuel
15:28mark that one
15:31please tell me when it's 15
15:33minutes
15:33are up
15:36get real tired of this ding dong business
15:40some fools are hatin' but
15:42doorman still makes me smile
15:46thank you
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal
15:51let me know if you need anything else
15:52will do
15:54oh maybe some ice for the water
15:57or
15:59I can go to town
16:00with this round
16:05door man
16:06yo this is crazy
16:07I'm such a huge fan bro
16:08good to meet you bro
16:10I appreciate that
16:11yeah
16:12so hey look
16:13I was looking over the pages
16:14we wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning man
16:16go easy on me
16:16no no it ain't that
16:17it's just
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit
16:21don't sweat it
16:22people love when you can poke a little fun at yourself man
16:23trust me
16:24okay
16:25cool
16:26I gotta get back out to rehearsal
16:27I'll see you out there
16:28for sure
16:31hey
16:38what's up y'all
16:39it's me
16:39D-list actor
16:40and literal door
16:41Damar Davis
16:42aka doorman
16:43and welcome to
16:44ding dong tonight
16:49I'm a little thirsty
16:51let me see what I can
16:53oh
16:53oh
16:56oh
16:57oh
16:57oh
16:57oh
16:58oh
17:00oh
17:01tastes like door
17:01ding dong
17:04what else I got up in here
17:05oh
17:06oh
17:07oh
17:08oh
17:08oh
17:08my mixtape
17:09this is my mixtape
17:10I've been looking for this
17:12ding dong
17:13oh
17:14oh
17:15oh
17:15I call this
17:15the
17:16go long
17:17ding dong
17:17oh
17:19oh
17:19oh
17:22oh
17:22oh
17:23oh
17:24oh
17:24look at that
17:27oh
17:28what's up
17:29Damar?
17:30man
17:30what are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS
17:34Earl
17:35come on
17:35you got to cool it with those rumors
17:37and that impression
17:38ding dong
17:40I mean who is that?
17:41that's not me is it?
17:43I mean I'm much more than just a catchphrase
17:45you know Earl
17:46a lot of people don't realize that
17:47I've been taking acting classes at the
17:49Stella Adler Academy
17:51really?
17:51yeah
17:52well let's see some of that training
17:56oh
18:01oh
18:02oh
18:02oh
18:03oh
18:04oh
18:04oh
18:04oh
18:05oh
18:05oh
18:05oh
18:05oh
18:06oh
18:06oh
18:08oh
18:08oh
18:08oh
18:11oh
18:12poor Urich
18:12I knew him Horatio
18:15a fellow of infinite
18:19ding dong
18:25with my diet
18:26sometimes I have trouble getting things to move through me
18:29try Expolex
18:31it'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine
18:35doormat
18:35boundary
18:37ding dong
18:41Expolex
18:42and new black cherry flavor
18:44oh oh oh
18:46sure you don't want to slow down there pal?
18:50you're out of late
18:52well I'm here now
18:54what do you want to talk about?
18:56Expolex
18:57they said the campaign would be smart and elevated
19:00like Seinfeld and American Express with these?
19:03yeah
19:03about that
19:05Ogilvy's cutting the contract short
19:08they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale
19:12exactly
19:13that's why we need to come up with some new ideas
19:15let me pitch you something
19:16Damar
19:17they already signed Michael Strahan
19:18so
19:19Strahan?
19:20yeah
19:21that doesn't even make sense
19:22just a normal guy
19:23he is charming AF
19:24and apparently suffers from chronic constipation
19:27damn
19:29can we fight this?
19:30I mean we got a contract right?
19:32I don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency
19:35things are getting pretty tight
19:37behind on car payments
19:39and a few other things
19:40come on Damar
19:41you gotta be more careful with your money
19:43you know how this business works
19:45you can't count on the next paycheck
19:47until it's in your hands
19:50you've never said that
19:52I'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers
19:57you didn't tell me about right?
19:59just a door thing
20:01cool
20:02okay
20:03well look
20:04this is a dip
20:05this is a tiny little dip
20:06we're gonna get back on top
20:08we're gonna get you something better
20:09something smart and elevated
20:13trust me
20:15that's right
20:16this
20:17you don't even need this no more
20:18this is a drum
20:19cause with the potato bag
20:20your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside
20:23and chewy on the outside
20:25why juggle a tough schedule
20:26when you can just use the potato bag
20:27just drop it
20:28and plop it
20:30in the microwave
20:30you hear that sound?
20:32I think the potatoes just said
20:34ding dong
20:37well it looks like doorman
20:39is back in the news
20:40only this time
20:41the overnight success
20:42finds himself
20:43in a bit of hot water
20:44steam
20:45might be more accurate
20:47DeMar Davis
20:48has been hit with several lawsuits
20:49over his involvement
20:50in the potato bag product
20:52which has been found
20:53to cause severe steam burns
20:55ouch
20:56hey doorknobs
20:58I just wanted to get on today
21:00just to let you know
21:01that I'm sorry
21:02to the hundreds of you
21:03who experienced steam burns
21:05from using the potato bag
21:06I want you to know
21:07that I'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit
21:11and that I too
21:12was misled
21:13by Food America Product Incorporated
21:17I think at this moment
21:18I need to take some time
21:19to step away
21:20and really reflect on
21:22where all this is going
21:24for me
21:25and for you
21:26so stay supportive
21:27and I will stay supporting you
21:29keep knocking
21:56there's my best friend
21:58I miss you man
21:59I miss you more
22:00guess what though
22:01Studio One's cash grab too
22:02really
22:03hell yeah
22:04you bullshitting
22:05nah man
22:06we're getting the band
22:07back together
22:07you in
22:08of course
22:09I'm in
22:09ah beautiful man
22:11let's do it
22:12yeah
22:12hell yeah
22:13amazing
22:14alright I'll be in touch bud
22:16alright
22:23thank you
22:24thank you
22:25don't mess this up
22:27don't mess this up
22:39don't mess this up
22:45don't mess this up
22:49don't mess this up
22:49everybody use that
22:50again
22:51I'm coming
22:54Tamar
22:56go ahead
22:58oh
22:58what a shit
23:01oh
23:03cash grab too apart
23:04is up in our game
23:05on the stunts
23:05hey
23:05you're an incredible hulk
23:07huh
23:07you ain't that tall
23:08Tamar you're alright
23:09with that right
23:10the stunts
23:10of course
23:11me and Tom Cruise
23:12we do our own stunts
23:13baby
23:14stop stop stop
23:15Mark you good bud
23:16yeah I'm good to go
23:17okay
23:18GTG
23:23and action
23:31we only get one shot
23:32at this if you stop
23:33you ready
23:34always
23:35Jake
23:38we're in position
23:39they're in place
23:42here we go
23:43here we go
23:59I'm going through
24:00follow me
24:21where is he
24:23he didn't come out
24:25he didn't come out
24:31take it
24:40where is Josh Gad
24:43the world wants to know
24:45it's been months
24:46since he disappeared
24:47inside Tamar Davis
24:48and the Department of Damage Control
24:50is still searching for answers
24:52we want to assure the American public
24:54that the Department of Damage Control
24:55takes this horrific incident seriously
24:58Tamar Davis will be continually monitored
25:00for the rest of his life
25:01we will do everything in our power
25:04to ensure a tragedy
25:05of this magnitude
25:07never happens again
25:08while the DODC continues to probe
25:10experiment
25:11and investigate
25:12every inch of Tamar Davis
25:14Hollywood
25:15is now waiting
25:16every major studio in Hollywood
25:18is doing their part
25:19to avoid another possible tragedy
25:21they're calling it
25:22the doorman clause
25:24going forward
25:25it will be nearly impossible
25:26for super powered individuals
25:28to perform in major motion picture
25:30or TV roles
25:31the insurance required now
25:33astronomical
25:34everything okay?
25:37is it bad news?
25:39oh no
25:40it's good
25:42it's all good
26:01I have come a long way
26:03from the hills of Tennessee
26:05and I've worked hard
26:07to make the folks back home
26:09real proud of me
26:10now everybody knows my name
26:13no matter where I go
26:14but I never really made it
26:17until the Johnny Carson show
26:22now I have dreamed of stardom
26:25since I was just a kid
26:27a million dollar dream
26:29beneath this thirteen dollar wig
26:31in my bell bottom jumpsuits
26:33with my rhinestones all aglow
26:35I became an overnight success
26:38from the Johnny Carson show
26:41from polyester paradise
26:43to silk and satin frills
26:45from a 48 foot mobile home
26:49to a mansion on the hill
26:51from moonshine
26:53to rare wine
26:54from a packard
26:55to a rose
26:55but I never really made it
26:58until the Johnny Carson show
27:01now there's only one small problem
27:03sometimes I get disturbed
27:05the folks sometimes
27:07get me confused
27:08with Monty Rock the third
27:10but still I think it's worth it
27:12and I just thought
27:13you should know
27:14that I'll always owe
27:16a special thanks
27:17to the Johnny Carson show
27:18I went from pop beats
27:21to diamonds
27:22from car coats
27:23to fur
27:24from Kmart
27:26to Gucci's
27:27from here
27:27no telling where
27:28from hillbilly heaven
27:31to a penthouse
27:32on the coast
27:33but I never really made it
27:35until the Johnny Carson show
27:48sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50and imagine what it'd be like
27:52when summer does come
27:56here's the bus
27:57kids will blow down
27:59the lion fuzz
28:00and I'll be doing
28:01whatever snow does
28:02in summer
28:05I drink
28:06in my hand
28:07my snow
28:08up against
28:09the burning sand
28:10probably getting
28:11gorgeously tanned
28:12in the summer
28:15you'll finally see
28:17a summer breeze
28:18blow away
28:18a winter storm
28:19and find out what happens
28:21in solid water
28:22when it gets
28:23to the warm
28:25and I can't
28:26wait to see
28:27what my body's all
28:28think of me
28:29just imagine
28:30how much cooler
28:31I'll be
28:32in summer
28:34summer
28:36summer
29:04winter's a good time to stay in the puddle
29:06put cookie
29:06and summer
29:07and I'll be a
29:08poppyō��
29:09poppy
29:09poppy
29:10poppy
29:11nomam
29:11poppy
29:12poppy
29:13nomen
29:13poppy
29:15on
29:15happy happy
29:17happy
29:17happy
29:18failed
29:18so
29:28happy一些
29:35happy
29:36Wink is a good day. Wink is a good day.
29:38Huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle.
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