00:06How long have Sarah and I known each other?
00:09Aztec Civilization is a quick read.
00:11It barely touches on Lucantaco Tlalit.
00:13Should we check with a writer just to be safe?
00:15The showrunner just called, and he is cutting your character from the show.
00:19You never let me in, Simon.
00:21Not really.
00:22Trevor Slattery, you're under arrest.
00:24I'm not resisting.
00:25This is Simon Williams.
00:28You're an actor.
00:29Do you think you can get close to him?
00:31I'm auditioning for Wonder Man.
00:33Anyway, nice meeting you.
00:35What we will find when we look at Wonder Man today,
00:38what can he teach us about ourselves?
00:43Simon Williams is super-powered, unstable, and incredibly dangerous.
00:48You know I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:50Why?
00:51Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:53They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
00:55Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
01:04That was Janelle, my agent.
01:06She was trying to get a hold of the both of us.
01:08No one has her info.
01:10We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:12We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:31We both got calls for Wonder Man.
02:00Bloody amazing this town. I bloody love it. I mean, look at us. Do you know how many people
02:05went out for those roles or wanted to do but didn't even get the chance? Hundreds. Thousands.
02:09Thousands of people had their hopes into these auditions and somehow you and I made it through
02:14the process. We were whittled down in casting selects, seen by producers, put on a list. Then
02:19Vankovac saw something promising, something that moved him. And here we are. Hey, we're
02:25still in the running. It's a bloody miracle. I'm just trying to process it honestly. Don't
02:30process it, Simon. Enjoy it for heaven's sake. Not yet. I can't. No, we're good. Come on,
02:36we're celebrating. No, you don't understand what this role means to me. This is, it's,
02:42it's the role. This movie, everything. It's too much. If I get this close and I miss, I should
02:52be in bed or at the gym or running lines or... Simon, we've got no lines to run. You need
02:59to relax. Hey, have you tried box breathing? What? Breathe in slowly for a count of five.
03:11Then hold for five. Exhale slowly for five. Then hold for five once again. You don't think
03:25about the callback. It's your job as an actor to experience life. This is your life. You've
03:31had a victory, a moment of accomplishment. So fill your cup.
03:38We did beat out a lot of fools, didn't we? That's his spirit. Oh. Who could call you so late?
03:48Ah, a friend of mine from the pocket I mentioned I used to live in. You've reached Trevor Slattery.
03:54Please leave a message after the beep. What are you pulling, Slattery?
04:03You're working awfully late. Hey, Deputy Secretary. I didn't think anyone was still here.
04:08Yeah, just going over numbers. Yet again. Trying to save what I can. It's nasty business.
04:15Yeah. How's your case going? Oh, good. Very promising. Making lots of progress.
04:22Well, I'm glad to hear that. I've always liked you, Cleary. I'd love to keep you around.
04:30All right. Nice to go. Are you, uh, heading down? No. I think I'm gonna keep at it. I'm
04:38in the home stretch, most likely. Don't want to leave anything up to chance. That's the spirit.
04:48Oh, another round. It's on him. Much appreciated.
04:53Why is he buying his drinks? Who cares? If we left what you wanted to, we'd be paying our own
04:58bill.
05:00Uh, to what we owe the pleasure. You, uh, you really don't remember me, do you, Trevor?
05:08Yeah. We did, um, an off-Broadway play together. Um, Hurley Burley, maybe?
05:21Nope. American Buffalo.
05:25Remember me now? No, but I really wish I did.
05:30You owe me, Trev. A dozen eight balls. Fifty hits of X. Two pounds of sativa.
05:36That's quite a lot. That was your order for one Saturday night.
05:39Well, on the bright side, I'm sure it was thoroughly enjoyed.
05:43Hey!
05:44You got some nerve, you know that?
05:47You really think you could treat me like garbage?
05:50Is that it?
05:55You skipped town, Trev. You just vanished.
05:58Left me a bunch of supplies out for my blood, because I trusted you.
06:04Come and talk about this.
06:08Uh, hold on.
06:10Hold on.
06:13Ah!
06:16Ah!
06:17Ah!
06:18Ah!
06:19Ah!
06:20Ah!
06:21Ah!
06:24Ah!
06:29Ah!
06:31Ah!
06:33Ah!
06:34Oh!
06:35Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:37want to do that i'm really glad you did though come on man you know how dangerous it is for
06:44me
06:44to do that in public i know i know i'm sorry the good news is no one saw a thing
06:49bollocks
06:55you think he's all i don't know he's wearing a camera maybe just got here i don't think so
06:59well he's not doing anything hello uh these blokes seem injured any idea what happened
07:10i think he saw it of course he did
07:16where the hell he go are you gonna use super speed or what i'm gonna use my car trevor
07:21does that mean you do or do not have super speed let's go
07:28why is the source traffic it's a friday night probably the hollywood bowl it's too late for
07:34the bowl it's usually the bowl i remember seeing share there once breathtaking shaka khan now there's
07:40a woman trevor would you please focus
07:44why is there for me to focus on i'm sitting in the passenger seat i don't know just look around
07:49or something please you gotta be here somewhere
07:55she's persistent what my friend she doesn't realize i'm a little busy at the moment looking
08:01around out of the window there he is what do you know looking around works whoa whoa whoa there's
08:10traffic here steady on hey hey get out of the way get out of the way we're on the sidewalk
08:21get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way
08:33oh my goodness what what what what what is janelle just emailed us besides for the callback what what is
08:40it still doing up this scene's intense that scene's intense yeah no trevor please not now it's a wonder man
08:46barnaby scene not now
08:59barnaby's his only friend yeah no look at this barnaby he found my prize wonder man i just pray you
09:08never have to learn yours i think it's gonna be quite moving
09:15if that footage gets out i won't even be acting in a dog food commercial where the hell is this
09:20guy is that him
09:26what is he doing looks like he wants us to chase him well let's hurry then
09:34don't let me hold you back
10:00he just disappear
10:14this is nifty we should remember this for another time
10:18yeah i'll put it on our list
10:20spend it
10:21you two have a reservation
10:23uh no we don't have
10:25a reservation
10:27but we're meeting a friend
10:29okay
10:31interesting
10:33he knows we're not gonna make a scene in public
10:36aren't we
10:37no we're not
10:42how's it going guys
10:45so
10:47you may have seen something
10:48back there in the alley look a little odd under a certain light
10:51no nothing looked odd
10:53from where i was standing it was pretty clear
10:56but also i have all the footage on gopro
11:00okay i understood uh where's the gopro it's stashed away somewhere safe
11:04he's hustling us oh this guy's a little hustler
11:08i know what you're capable of and i get that you might want to keep it a secret and that's
11:13that's cool with me okay that's cool with me but i might need a little hand with something
11:17no deal you're not
11:19no deal you're clearly untrustworthy
11:19it's clearly untrustworthy
11:21it's true uh what if we decide not to help you
11:24oh then the footage automatically gets uploaded to youtube at 9 a.m
11:28can you do that
11:28i don't know
11:29well you're the tech wizard you've got all those apps on your phone
11:31no it's not the same thing
11:33true it sounds possible
11:34yeah it's possible trust me
11:36we've already established that no one can trust you
11:44what do you want
11:47okay so there's this asshole esteban and three weeks ago he stole my motorcycle and it's why i have to
11:54do all of my business on these crappy schools
11:57most likely something illegal i bet knowing this one
11:59look for someone like you i this would be a piece of cake okay i know where he has the
12:04bike
12:05basically you just gotta show up give esteban a scare i get my motorcycle back you can delete the footage
12:12easy i don't like it we don't have a choice
12:17sounds like we got a deal
12:23we're fine esteban
12:43there it is
12:44he's probably having a bagging party
12:47bagging party
12:48another degenerate in our midst
12:50i know you're not talking
12:53it's your degenerate past that got us into this
12:56operative word being passed and i'm sorry
12:59there's my bike
13:00one slap as a mom will be shitting his pants and begging me to take the keys
13:04trust me
13:05okay wait here
13:08we'll handle this
13:14so what's the plan we pretend we're undercover cops we're in the neighborhood on another case meeting with the c
13:21.i. clock suspicious activity random places on a motorcycle and it came up stolen
13:25brilliant i love all the police lingo
13:28law and order season 14 can i get a witness directed by don scardino
13:31sam martison has to prove some witnesses to a drug mule murder were bribed
13:35and does he
13:35of course
13:37it's not exactly our situation but
13:38there's plenty to pull from
13:40i still remember most of the dialogue
13:44just to follow my legs
13:45will do
13:55is esteban home
13:56who are you guys
13:57we'll be the ones asking the questions ma'am
13:59holy shit
14:00aren't you the mandarin
14:03yo esteban the freaking mandarin just showed up
14:06come on in
14:07i think our cover's blown
14:19no
14:20what
14:23it really is the mandarin
14:25bro we used to scare each other in middle school doing mandarin impressions yo
14:29america this is another lesson
14:34what the hell are you doing here bro
14:37who's your friend
14:39simon
14:39we're industry friends
14:41look
14:41we don't want any trouble
14:43okay
14:43just
14:44give us the motorcycle we won't have to call the cops
14:46come on man
14:48call the cops for what
14:50well a stolen bike
14:51for one
14:52and then uh
14:53this
14:56the candy
14:57well we're not idiots espadine
14:58these are clearly drugs of some kind
15:00possibly laced with angel dust
15:02angel dust
15:03when was the last time you did drugs
15:05bruh
15:05this is homemade candy
15:08chamoy
15:09chamoy
15:11that's why everybody needs latin friends bro
15:13look
15:13this is tamarindo
15:15fruit pulp
15:16chilis
15:16and tahin
15:17mixed in with a bunch of different types of gummies
15:18it's my special recipe
15:19look
15:22try a peach ring
15:27oh my god
15:28that's incredible
15:32sweet
15:32spicy
15:33sour
15:34simon
15:35you gotta try one
15:35i feel like stevie nicks having coke
15:37blown up a bunghole
15:38i really just want to get jayden's bike
15:41and be on our way
15:42wait
15:42jayden
15:44that's who told you the motorcycle was stolen
15:45yeah
15:46okay
15:47see now it's all starting to make sense man
15:49you can't trust that guy for shit
15:51i told you simon you can't trust jayden for shit
15:53and what makes you so sure that we can trust esther bar
15:55try a peach ring you'll understand
15:57look man you go back and tell jayden if he wants my bike
16:00he's gonna have to come and take it himself
16:01instead of sending beavis and butthead
16:04yeah if you don't mind
16:05what's the story
16:07with you and jayden
16:08there's obviously some you know history here
16:11well yeah we used to be boys
16:13we started this whole chamoy candy operation together
16:16chamoy dudes
16:17shit blew up fast
16:19the minute he got a taste of success everything changed
16:21suddenly the knights came out and wants to fight over every little damn thing
16:24we had to go our separate ways
16:25he started his own operation
16:27well it certainly can't compete with these
16:29peach rings
16:30just gotta be careful who you partner up with right
16:34he's right
16:35we can learn a lot from mr b
16:38so
16:38do you want to tell jayden the deal's off or shall i
16:42what are you talking about trevor
16:43hold on
16:45jayden is here with y'all
16:46no trevor we have to finish this job
16:49remember it's important
16:50yeah unfortunately we've aligned ourselves with the wrong man
16:59what the hell is taking so long
17:05oh shit
17:06hey i
17:08oh shit
17:10where the hell
17:11is trevor slattery
17:19you don't know that
17:20yes i do
17:22clearly esteban's the only man of any principle amongst the whole lot
17:25oh shit
17:26you know what i just realized
17:28the mandarin
17:30mandarins
17:31diablo yo that's right we can get a video of the mandarin making a match of mandarin
17:36don't be crazy
17:36come on please
17:37i'm sorry i couldn't possibly that role is a source of great pain for me
17:42trevor slattery
17:43bloody hell
17:44get out here now
17:45i'd rather not
17:46then we'll kill your friend jayden
17:48please do
17:49trevor
17:50he is no friend of mine
17:51oh hell no man y'all gotta go
17:53i don't need this kind of trouble here
17:54help me trevor
17:55not bloody likely
17:56i want i want most videos
17:58shut up
17:59oh
18:01quick question
18:02um
18:02can someone set a gopro to automatically upload a video to youtube
18:07uh straight from the camera
18:08uh yeah
18:09without a laptop
18:10without a laptop
18:11no no you have to download the footage first
18:12so whatever's on that camera is the only copy
18:14yes
18:15i knew it
18:16you guys got a gold man
18:17we just need the gopro a golden
18:18is that right
18:19jayden's been lying to us the whole time
18:22we're gonna count to ten trevor
18:23hey mandarin you gotta get out of here bro
18:25ten
18:25no no no no
18:27this is not happening
18:29nine
18:29just shove the gopro to the mail slot jayden
18:32eight
18:36seven
18:37i'm proud of you jayden
18:38please don't let me die
18:40six
18:40that's all i'm sorry about some white dudes okay
18:43i i i got greedy
18:44five
18:45you did bro but it's okay i forgive you
18:48four
18:50three
18:50don't let me die today
18:52i don't want anybody to die today
18:54we should go esteban
18:55we can't just leave you
18:57oh shit it's janelle
19:01hands up
19:02janelle
19:02oh my god simon thank god you answered
19:04i'm gonna have to call you back janelle
19:06simon listen to me do not hang up this phone
19:08we're just having a conversation officer
19:10they're drug dealers all of them
19:12we just made candy mrs gonzalez
19:14what the hell is going on over there
19:16yeah it's not a great time
19:18drop the weapon
19:19come on bro
19:22if you do not drop that weapon
19:24listen to me simon
19:25bon kovac is leaving town tomorrow
19:26the callback has been moved up
19:28what
19:28the callback is happening now
19:29get your ass to bon kovac's house as fast as you can
19:32put the gun down
19:34oh shit
19:35we gotta go
19:36hold on the fire
19:47we're in the wrong seat
19:49uh trevor just drop
19:50drop
20:01well
20:01don't take no stuff
20:03i'm jumping jack flash
20:05the bad guys try to do me in
20:08but i'm too smart for that
20:09the bad guys are not a speeding bullet
20:11jump buildings in a single bound
20:13known throughout the country
20:15as the baddest baddest man around
20:21cause i'm superman
20:24hey i'm superman
20:29watch out the filthy magnastic
20:31he'll try to cross my lines
20:34from the quick tonight to tng
20:36he'll try to blow my mind
20:37but i'll fuck me with my goodness
20:39and i'll fight him with my strength
20:41and if that don't work my good friend
20:44i'll hit him hit him
20:46with the kitchen thing
20:47yeah
20:48i'll talk like superman
20:52hey hey
20:53superman
20:55oh yeah
21:18i'm rough on top of the big baddest
21:20yeah
21:22i'm rough on top of the big baddest
21:24yeah
21:26i'm rough on top of the big baddest
21:27yeah
21:28cause i'm the baddest baddest baddest man around
21:34hey hey
21:36cause i'm super
21:37yeah
21:40i'm superman
21:46superman
21:48superman
21:50superman
21:50superman
21:54superman
21:54superman
21:56superman
21:57superman
21:58superman
22:01superman
22:03superman
22:04superman
22:05superman
22:07superman
22:09superman
22:10superman
22:11superman
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