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Love To Hate You
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00:00:00Okay, Mom, here I am.
00:00:03Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:07I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:10Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun, too.
00:00:23Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted pram queen.
00:00:26Pram queen, Mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:34Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:39promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:46Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:54Don't look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, Mom.
00:00:59I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Haven't you figured it out?
00:01:02I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:04I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:08Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:10I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop!
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:24Portia, stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit!
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:37Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit!
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:45Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on.
00:01:54Wake up, wake up.
00:02:05My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:16Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:28Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:29Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:38Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer,
00:02:46sure that hair screams to me.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:08Why are you tired of an asshole?
00:03:13Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:15I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:18Thanks for giving the Porsche a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Porsche.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:31Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:52Oh, my God. That's insane.
00:03:58You?
00:04:01Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:04Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Portia, please.
00:04:07How hard do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner report?
00:04:12Or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:18Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:30I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:35Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:45Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:50Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is... is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:34Stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:39Everyone, seats, please!
00:05:45Okay, class.
00:05:46Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:54Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant!
00:06:11I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:14I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom.
00:06:17That's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:25Wear it.
00:06:25And think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:29I'll wear it every day.
00:06:31Where is it?
00:06:34Where is it?
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:42You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:55Hmm?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:59That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:11I'll take this as interest.
00:07:15Great Harvard.
00:07:16Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:28Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:08:00What?!
00:08:05Ow!
00:08:20I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate
00:08:25In your dreams, you arrogant assholes
00:08:34Going somewhere?
00:08:36I want my necklace back, Thief
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:40My pendant, you took it this morning after you drove into me
00:08:43Okay, get real, why would I want anything you have?
00:08:47And it was barely a tap
00:08:48I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54You missed me
00:08:56I missed you
00:08:57I missed you too
00:09:02Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like
00:09:07Really?
00:09:09How about how this looks?
00:09:12Thanks for getting a portion of it, by the way
00:09:14It would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:19Okay
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:24I don't want your money, I want my necklace back
00:09:26I told you, I don't have it
00:09:28Shit, I think he's telling the truth
00:09:36Yeah
00:09:36He needs $500 to delete that pic
00:09:39I don't want your money
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:44I need somewhere to live
00:09:47My creepy landlord just doubled my rent
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just
00:09:52I don't feel safe
00:09:53I don't feel safe
00:09:57Never get it
00:10:00Wait
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret
00:10:06You can stay here
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:16Uh, which side is mine?
00:10:18No side
00:10:19This is where you're sleeping
00:10:20What?
00:10:21No, I'm not living in your freaking closet
00:10:23This isn't what we agreed to
00:10:24I said you could stay
00:10:25I didn't say where
00:10:28But I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:29Yeah
00:10:31They won't mind
00:10:33I mind?
00:10:34Look, my father
00:10:35Total hard ass
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:38So, he can't know about this
00:10:40Take it or leave it
00:10:42Who am I kidding?
00:10:44Beggars can't be choosers
00:10:47Alright, we have a deal
00:10:49Hold up
00:10:50There will be rules
00:10:52Oh, definitely
00:10:53I know what you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:56One
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school
00:10:58We are not friends
00:11:00Gladly
00:11:01Two
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself
00:11:04Three
00:11:04Same goes to you
00:11:06No checking out my six pack
00:11:08Four
00:11:09No falling in love with me
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:34I'm the landlord
00:11:35This is my property
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving, I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:43Hey, you signed the lease
00:11:45You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:48I'm gonna need five hundred for breaking that lease
00:11:51Let me go, let me go, let me go
00:11:54Five hundred dollars
00:11:56Let me go
00:11:57Or you can work it off
00:12:02They got me
00:12:06They got me
00:12:14Keep still
00:12:18Get off her
00:12:20Get off her
00:12:23What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:24What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:29You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out
00:12:39Hey, come on, let's get you out of here
00:12:46Hey, I got you
00:12:49I'm okay, I just need a moment
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:05God, you just can't get enough of me, can you? Food stamps?
00:13:08You're gross, you know that?
00:13:13Oh man, this mattress is so soft, it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult, thanks food stamps
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's
00:13:35So it's like a family heirloom
00:13:37Yeah, something like that
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:44Don't give up
00:13:47Don't give up
00:13:49Don't give up
00:13:52Don't give up
00:13:54Don't give up
00:13:56Don't give up
00:13:57Don't give up
00:14:03Don't give up
00:14:05act
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her
00:14:18Get em food stamps
00:14:20One time off
00:14:21Or you can relate
00:14:24Does it have a handle, or...?
00:14:37Things are the right, trust them.
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:43Give me your hands.
00:14:44Are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:53Wait, where was it? How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:05You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:07That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep. That's right.
00:15:11I just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:15Ah, you're disgusting!
00:15:20Get off me!
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:28Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:31Come on, get out.
00:15:33Shoot.
00:15:36Are you serious?
00:15:37No!
00:15:43You're serious?
00:15:44Stop!
00:15:49Yeah, no thanks.
00:15:52Yeah, no thanks.
00:15:562,000 words on the Civil War.
00:15:59Guaranteed eight.
00:15:59It's nice.
00:16:06Hey!
00:16:08Keep that back.
00:16:09Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:16Shit, he's gonna use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:20Usually assure destruction.
00:16:22Uh, relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out.
00:16:26In the meantime,
00:16:27try to be...
00:16:29a better person.
00:16:30I'm not in the meantime,
00:16:33no thanks.
00:16:34I'm not in the meantime.
00:16:35No, no.
00:16:46No, no.
00:16:47What?
00:16:47Oh, my God.
00:16:53I'm not in the meantime.
00:17:06Oh my god, it's trash canistan, our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner, how precious.
00:17:18Toilet cleaner, how appropriate.
00:17:23No, no wait, no, stop, stop, no.
00:17:32No, no.
00:17:33No, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:40Harper.
00:17:47What was that?
00:17:50No, no, that must be wrong. Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:54Anderson and the scholarship girl. Woo-hoo!
00:18:00Come on.
00:18:09What's going on? Is this some type of game?
00:18:12Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:17And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:19Nudity is highly incurred.
00:18:24Damn, bro. Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:28I want to say that name. Show it to me now.
00:18:33Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong? Too scared to play?
00:18:52I want to say that name.
00:18:53Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:56Just take it.
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia? Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:09Because you hate me. Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:13You're definitely safe with me. Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:16Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:23We need a kiss.
00:19:28Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:29Just two seconds.
00:19:30Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:46This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Without the way, thank you.
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:01Diving at first and I'll love it.
00:20:07This time I'll break all of my hearts out of fun on it.
00:20:11Don't look and I'm diving on it.
00:20:15My necklace!
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy!
00:20:22That bitch.
00:20:23I can't let her sew Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is clean, you stupid belt buckle!
00:20:28Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:29Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:32Ow, that hurts!
00:20:33Okay, let me, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:38Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:42If you know what I mean.
00:20:45Go, Andy!
00:20:47Hold still for a sec.
00:20:48I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:54I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Ugh.
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So, if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:10Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:12If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my god, you're so full of your soap.
00:21:19I need to get out of here!
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Oh my god.
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:38I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:47Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:53Hurry up!
00:22:10You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:14I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passion in life.
00:22:19I meant because of Portia.
00:22:20But she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:32She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:35I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:43closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:47Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers
00:22:53It isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:56Oh my god.
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:06I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:10Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:15I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:21And she was dying.
00:23:24So, I promise.
00:23:27Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:36For my mom.
00:23:40Anderson?
00:23:41Shit.
00:23:41It's my father.
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go, wait.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:58What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week?
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:10And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:13Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:18It's cool.
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:29I don't need you.
00:24:31I don't need you.
00:24:33I don't need you.
00:24:50All right.
00:24:52I'm going with us.
00:24:54Hi.
00:24:55I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:58We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:09Yes, that's me.
00:25:10I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:17I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, Father.
00:25:19My over-saved son is the head of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:24And no slippery street slut is going to fuck her way into our world, so you can hunk your little
00:25:30gold-digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, Father.
00:25:34I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:43Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:46Yes, sir.
00:25:55Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:57He's a super-rich dick-hole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you going to go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:08He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:13Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:16I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:23Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't- I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:33All right.
00:26:34I'll stay.
00:26:35Because you ask so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, candy food stamps.
00:26:47Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:50Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shirt off!
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, Trash Canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I-I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you say.
00:27:28Good!
00:27:30And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:34What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my role with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your role, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:54How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it, I just want to go to class.
00:27:58Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten
00:28:03of you?
00:28:05Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09It says, a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:21On your knees, rag.
00:28:25Stop!
00:28:34Now lick, like you love it.
00:28:44Now lick, like you love it.
00:28:52Oh my face, my nose!
00:28:59Sorry, boys.
00:29:00Best fight.
00:29:02Are you okay?
00:29:04No, of course I'm not okay.
00:29:06Is it broken?
00:29:08I don't know, looks fine to me.
00:29:10Right, Maias?
00:29:11Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15No, no, no, no.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:18No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great.
00:29:22You're always beautiful.
00:29:24Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:29This is your fault!
00:29:33Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:40It hurts.
00:29:42You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:30:00You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:04How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:11You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:21Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:28How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:33No, A plus.
00:30:35So, make it good, okay?
00:30:37Uh, but I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:43It'll be character building.
00:30:44I hate you so much.
00:30:46Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:52Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:05It was a clean spike.
00:31:07Just out of ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:20So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:28Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm being prom queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:39You two.
00:31:40Hope you're ready to party.
00:31:42Yes, Edison.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:46Of course you can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:49Dig something, quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What the fuck do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah, come on, quick.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:57Get in the bed.
00:31:59Why did you make it?
00:32:00Oh my gosh, no.
00:32:09Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:11It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:12And you know I like my night's day.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver just since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24It's on my nose.
00:32:25It's really sore.
00:32:27Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:33So, how are you really?
00:32:44How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:50Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you alright?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:33:00Nope.
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:18All good.
00:33:19Just, um, a bit sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:25Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah, I'll just finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Porsche, let's go.
00:33:41Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:45You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:51And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:54Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:55Sorry.
00:33:56I thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:58Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh my God, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:18That's better.
00:34:20Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear-
00:34:29Don't change the subject.
00:34:31You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:36So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank Pete.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Because I still hate you.
00:34:56Hate you more.
00:35:04It took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:13So I've done all the work, and you're starting an A-plus for me?
00:35:18100%.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:30Well done, food stamps.
00:35:32You got me.
00:35:37You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:44I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:06Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:09Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:11Just feed them.
00:36:22Drama kids, cram attention.
00:36:24Just take your selfie with the one of the stars.
00:36:27Uh, hey, guys.
00:36:29Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:32Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:42Oh, my God.
00:36:43Love it.
00:36:43Thanks, guys.
00:36:44Oh, my God.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53Sorry.
00:36:54No chance.
00:36:55What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:57Yeah.
00:36:57You're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:04So, what do you got?
00:37:06Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No.
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:19But I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:24And welcome back to the Cavendish-Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament,
00:37:28where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Amber.
00:37:35So, who are we playing against?
00:37:39And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:44You're shitting me.
00:37:46I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:49That's what she said.
00:37:50That is literally what she said.
00:37:53Yo, Anderson.
00:37:54Looking good, man.
00:37:55Hey, thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:57What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:11Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:12Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:15Okay, guys, who killed me?
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:18My potential voters are here.
00:38:20Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:35Oh, what a hit!
00:38:36Woo!
00:38:38It's there, bitch!
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:52Oh, and this is Spike from Anderson.
00:38:55It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:59At least I have a daddy.
00:39:00You got this.
00:39:14You got this.
00:39:33so you can train a pig to smile what i said why is interesting playing against me i mean us
00:39:40we've known each other since we were kids he's competitive and i'm hot there's no way i'm
00:39:45letting the school janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god
00:40:04hey you okay
00:40:08that was bullshit
00:40:14whatever what is that
00:40:18you got this okay come on
00:40:34oh my god is that porca whoa babe that was some head are you okay
00:40:44do i look okay can you help please
00:41:01great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:08hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:12yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team yeah taking out porca like that
00:41:17you're gonna be viral
00:41:18wow this might work after all
00:41:20and hey if you end up dead we'll send the cops to porca's house
00:41:27i will kill her
00:41:28it's just a game porsche
00:41:30somebody even says she's running for prom queen i'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen
00:41:35she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:38who cares
00:41:39anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too
00:41:46porca you've been prom queen like every year
00:41:51you're starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:53or
00:41:54or
00:41:55needy
00:41:56needy
00:41:57i was just joking
00:41:59i didn't mean
00:42:01why aren't you supporting me
00:42:02why is everything changing
00:42:07just go
00:42:09go
00:42:10i'm fine
00:42:14i'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people i love
00:42:33i'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:41happy valentine
00:42:55for you
00:42:56a
00:42:57wait
00:42:58did anderson just give me a valentine
00:43:06what the fuck someone else is giving harper a valentine
00:43:10i know
00:43:11she looks like a walking cock softener to me but she's obviously somebody somebody
00:43:22yeah that'll be good for you
00:43:25it will
00:43:25that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him so who's it from
00:43:29oh hey what that's mine give it back
00:43:33how do you know
00:43:34how do you know
00:43:35yeah who from
00:43:39i don't even know
00:43:40don't even know
00:43:40but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiots stole it from me
00:43:49uh did you a favor
00:43:51tastes kind of weird
00:43:53typical trust fund jerk
00:43:55always taking whatever you
00:44:00anderson
00:44:00what the fuck
00:44:03anderson
00:44:03anderson what
00:44:05help
00:44:09anderson
00:44:10help
00:44:11help
00:44:12help
00:44:12but
00:44:12shit it's drugs
00:44:15that was meant for me
00:44:16anderson
00:44:18yep
00:44:22reminder all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:26That's the new word to today, everything really needs to wake up.
00:44:31Oh, sorry.
00:44:34Candice!
00:44:42They don't need you.
00:44:44Breaks.
00:44:45You're heavy.
00:44:48Just fine.
00:44:49Wake up.
00:44:49Wake up!
00:44:59Enderson, please wake up!
00:45:04Please.
00:45:07It's all my fault.
00:45:23Finally.
00:45:28I've been waiting.
00:45:41No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:44Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:47Shit.
00:45:48What's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel so strong?
00:45:51I'll explain later.
00:45:52Okay, we need to go.
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just to even get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's so late.
00:45:59Yes.
00:45:59I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes
00:46:03and we need to go.
00:46:06Okay, roughly, we had a stern shirt we lost and found.
00:46:10So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:16Okay, help me in.
00:46:17Okay.
00:46:18Yep.
00:46:18Yep.
00:46:19That's it.
00:46:20Good.
00:46:21Little.
00:46:23Big.
00:46:24Boy.
00:46:26Cool.
00:46:34You are not ready, babe.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:44you?
00:46:45We don't have time for this.
00:46:47You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:52Please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:54Yep, go, go.
00:46:54Oh, where are you?
00:46:55Oh, you're staying.
00:46:56Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:57Oh, yep.
00:47:00This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:05Confident.
00:47:05Confident.
00:47:06He's here.
00:47:08Come on.
00:47:09Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:11A step forward, please.
00:47:14So, this is for your courage.
00:47:16Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:19Congratulations.
00:47:23Mr. Savage, you have made us all very proud at Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:36He looks great.
00:47:43What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait.
00:47:53You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:56It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:05No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, Trustman.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:14Are you serious?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16No.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:29Why?
00:48:30Don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:32I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And...
00:48:37You were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:41It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I'd put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:53That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:56Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:59You sure you're not holding out on me food stamps?
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:13I promise.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:15Anyway.
00:49:16I need to go.
00:49:17Gotta go find my prongress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:27Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:58Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:05So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me?
00:50:10It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:14That's for weddings.
00:50:14Come on.
00:50:15Follow me.
00:50:16It's easy for an hour.
00:50:23I know.
00:50:24I know.
00:50:25It's a poop emoji.
00:50:28Yeah.
00:50:29No one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:31I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:40Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:44Go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:51Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:53No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything cause I'm gone.
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:06Okay, Mom.
00:51:07Cavendish.
00:51:08I'll rent home, Queen.
00:51:09I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:27Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:41I need you to do something for me.
00:51:46Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:52:00Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:05I have to make this work.
00:52:06Harper.
00:52:07Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:23Don't worry.
00:52:23My dad's going in a business trip.
00:52:25Is...
00:52:26Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:29Yes.
00:52:30Tee Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:32The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:35Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:39What?
00:52:40Anderson, no.
00:52:40This is way too much.
00:52:42Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course I want to be prom queen but not like me.
00:52:46Like...
00:52:46Not like this.
00:52:48Why not?
00:52:49Because I...
00:52:49I can't afford it.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51I spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:58Okay?
00:53:01Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:03Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:07Just enjoy it.
00:53:08Okay?
00:53:08Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:22You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:26And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know, like my...
00:53:38car.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45I'll do it.
00:53:46Great.
00:53:47Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:49I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me.
00:53:56I'm a makeover grocery.
00:53:58Even better.
00:53:59This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay.
00:54:03Sit.
00:54:04Let's go.
00:54:04Color.
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Black.
00:54:07Funeral.
00:54:08Gotta get it like this.
00:54:11Ooh.
00:54:12Fun track.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:14It's okay.
00:54:15We'll get there.
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:19Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh, pretty.
00:54:22Go.
00:54:23Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:32It's getting close.
00:54:36I am amazing.
00:54:39You really did it this time.
00:54:41Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Yeah, she's gonna look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51And she'll accept them.
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:58Don't, Hamilton.
00:54:59Need to be with you.
00:55:01What?
00:55:01The night's our night.
00:55:03Oh, man.
00:55:04Hamilton is gonna be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:12Sorry.
00:55:13Got an issue.
00:55:14Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:16Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:18Okay, girl.
00:55:19Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:36Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:42Wow.
00:55:43It's like a dream.
00:55:55Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should've come running.
00:55:59How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:01Waiting for something?
00:56:04We need to talk.
00:56:07Seriously.
00:56:07Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:09It's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:16Am I really doing this?
00:56:19What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just... me.
00:56:27Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:29Forgot to say, Harper.
00:56:31Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:33Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:49Oh my god.
00:56:51Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:53That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:59How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:02Shit.
00:57:18Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:24Hey, food stamps.
00:57:26You look amazing.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:33Yeah.
00:57:36Um, yeah?
00:57:47Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:49Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:51Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:55Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:02Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:06That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:09So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it food stamps?
00:58:14You're joking.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:17Harper.
00:58:19You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:24I mean, I chose the dress.
00:58:25And then, I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:27So, how about it food stamps?
00:58:31Are we gonna dance or what?
00:58:34I so want to more than anything.
00:58:36But, can I trust this?
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:51Put your hands here.
00:58:57Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:58I guess...
00:58:59Hey...
00:59:00Hey!
00:59:12Hey!
00:59:20What works?
00:59:36It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:40Horsha Leon, a queen for many years.
00:59:43Thank you for your service.
00:59:45But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan
00:59:50and Anderson Savage.
01:00:00Be cool, Portia.
01:00:01What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine.
01:00:04I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:07Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me
01:00:09because he's my buddy.
01:00:11But if you act like a dick tonight,
01:00:13I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:16Wait.
01:00:17Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:21This isn't real.
01:00:22This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is.
01:00:24Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Portia.
01:00:28I gotta go be king.
01:00:34It's hard to play.
01:00:57I did it, Mom.
01:01:00Just say we promise.
01:01:02I'm prom queen.
01:01:05It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:11I always thought Anderson was really good to her.
01:01:15Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you, Portia.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:22I probably shouldn't say,
01:01:24but I heard one of the judges say
01:01:27that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:01:30so you could win.
01:01:31I don't believe you.
01:01:33Makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:35Hey, Myers.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:41Lots of.
01:01:42There you go.
01:01:43If the Myers know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:54You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:57Not in a million years.
01:01:58Portia, has it ever occurred to you
01:02:01that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:04A spoiled baby who bullies everyone
01:02:06because she isn't smart enough
01:02:07to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:09You know the truth, witch.
01:02:11You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:17A handicapped parking space
01:02:20that Anderson pulled into for five minutes
01:02:22because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:28So there's nothing stopping you
01:02:30and Anderson being together?
01:02:31There you're getting it.
01:02:34And yet, Anderson would rather be
01:02:36with trashy chicken nugget car parking
01:02:38than whatever this is.
01:02:41Ouch.
01:02:43That is a good point.
01:02:48Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:03:16You okay?
01:03:17I think so.
01:03:22What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on her hem.
01:03:25I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:27Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here
01:03:29before I do something I regret.
01:03:31What, like not respond
01:03:32when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out
01:03:40all the time to this?
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view,
01:03:44the better the road head looks.
01:03:46Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:51You okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:59I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:03I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:09Uh, I'm gonna take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14It's gonna need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:20If it's about my medical qualifications,
01:04:22it's okay.
01:04:24I have none.
01:04:27I just...
01:04:28I heard Portia say that she broke up
01:04:31at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:36You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well, her check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:44I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle
01:04:48when Portia's free?
01:04:50It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school
01:04:57was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have
01:05:02and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:05Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:07Why didn't you just tell me
01:05:08Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:11Like you had to be sure
01:05:11I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:20Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:31Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:36Uh, I got you something.
01:05:45I thought it would
01:05:46go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:50They're so lovely.
01:05:52Let me, um,
01:05:53let me put them on.
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous food stamps.
01:06:00I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:10Uh, beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:16I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing
01:06:23a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:29Really?
01:06:30Come on.
01:06:35Uh, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet
01:06:37on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:52Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night
01:06:56could be more perfect.
01:07:27I don't think this night.
01:07:27I don't think this night.
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:33You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:11I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:17And once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:21he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yep.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:20I want to be finished printing.
01:09:23Oh my god.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:26This is so good news for us.
01:09:29And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:32You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newt in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:38And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:40Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:44This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:05Give us a smile.
01:10:07Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:23It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:26I'm horrible.
01:10:27And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished, dear rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might yet clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:43This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51Do you have a police record?
01:10:54That's not true.
01:10:56I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:58Too funny.
01:10:59Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:03We feel better.
01:11:12Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:26What?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:35Harper.
01:11:36Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:42This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:44I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:51Having your call gives people like you a chance to be better and are always baptized.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:59You don't know her.
01:12:01As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:07you expelled.
01:12:08In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:25Exactly.
01:12:26Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:41What?
01:12:46Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:02Come on!
01:13:10Call Harper.
01:13:21Call Hamilton.
01:13:27Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:31Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:33I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:47If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, man.
01:13:52Please.
01:13:54Harper.
01:13:57Hey.
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:01Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:03Apologize to her.
01:14:04Do it now.
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:10I'm sorry about that.
01:14:12It's fine.
01:14:14It doesn't matter.
01:14:15None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:17Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:20Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:24She's right.
01:14:26I don't belong here.
01:14:28People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:33Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:38Yeah, I guess.
01:14:40With Anderson.
01:14:43Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe with it.
01:14:48Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:53Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:02It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:05You wore a men's watch.
01:15:07Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:14And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:23Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:26Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:33And then I found it stolen.
01:15:35And the Maya...
01:15:36Sorry.
01:15:37Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:41Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:45But it's not.
01:15:47It's the police's word.
01:15:48Another young man's word.
01:15:50And Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:57Not evidence, but I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:14Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship and report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:24Stop.
01:16:26You all will need to see this.
01:16:28You all will need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:40When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:46What you got over you?
01:16:47Have some dignity.
01:16:53Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:17:00Oh, my God.
01:17:01You found it.
01:17:02Oh, thank you.
01:17:05Yeah.
01:17:06I found it.
01:17:06In your bedside table.
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:13She'll never be one of us.
01:17:15Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:17She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:25Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:31Your accusers say, oh, you're a very sincere apology.
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:17:39to help make up with us.
01:17:42Thank you, Team Nazis and Anderson.
01:17:47Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:51Please don't expel me.
01:17:52My parents will kill me.
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:01Barbara, the way I feel about you...
01:18:03You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:05But you haven't.
01:18:06Not by a long shot.
01:18:09You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:12You'll both come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:16You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:19You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:24Four wives, all gone.
01:18:26Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:32Anderson, drop her.
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time.
01:18:38Anderson.
01:18:39You don't mean that.
01:18:40Listen clearly.
01:18:41If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:48I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:54With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:04Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:07I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:21What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:26And we'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like,
01:19:36I love you, Harper.
01:19:38I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:40Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:42I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe.
01:19:49Every day of your life.
01:19:51I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:56I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:06I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:20Miss Sullivan.
01:20:24What's this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some from me, too.
01:20:29Oh, shit.
01:20:30Sorry, Dean.
01:20:36Look, Sam, just open it.
01:20:47It's my confirmation.
01:20:49I'm in.
01:20:49I'm definitely in.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:20:54I don't mean to steal your thunder, but...
01:20:58I got an early offer, too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:03Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:05Guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:08It's perfect.
01:21:09Everything's perfect.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:24I do.
01:21:31I think about what it'd be like
01:21:35The days of falling off my face
01:21:38I can't, can't imagine
01:21:40I can't, can't imagine
01:21:42The night
01:21:43you know that.
01:21:43I don't know what I'd be like
01:21:44Why he needs to come to you
01:21:44Oh, my God.
01:21:45You never is seeing you
01:21:45It's sort of
01:21:45That's an interesting way
01:21:46paraķ¬ Dropping
01:21:46But for a great time
01:21:49Lovely
01:21:50To see you
01:21:50Got to do
01:21:51whole
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