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The Maid Did It
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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer. We know you're in there.
00:00:12Oh, shit.
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:19Come on, open the door.
00:00:20Open the door.
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:27Open it, man.
00:00:28Open it.
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the fan.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister, Sylvia, my nephew, Jan, and his stunning wife, Monique.
00:00:54My nephew, Ryan, and his beautiful fiancée, Stephanie.
00:00:58Welcome to the family.
00:01:00Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh, my God, you fucking idiot.
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much.
00:01:24You completely ruined my fiancée's suit.
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:27No, it's annoying.
00:01:27We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I have, like, 50 of them.
00:01:29You're in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:37Oh, my God!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid.
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What?
00:02:02There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:05The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly, he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh, my God.
00:02:15Oh, my God.
00:02:16Oh, my God.
00:02:16Hey!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night
00:02:19when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate right here.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:39You want to eat with us?
00:02:41You want to be one of the big wigs?
00:02:43Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique called the police already, all right?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm going to go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood,
00:03:50and then when she got sick,
00:03:51he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person
00:03:56who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact,
00:04:06each and every one of you
00:04:08has a dirty little secret
00:04:10that you would do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:21You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:24Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:32I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey,
00:04:44come on, let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:55Are you fucking my fiancé?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:09Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:13First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony.
00:05:33As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic
00:05:41to blueberries, except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes!
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:55Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:01Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:07Courtney!
00:06:08I mean, Brittany!
00:06:09Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are going to send me to die in prison for something that I didn't
00:06:20do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:55Ow.
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move.
00:07:06Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:10Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything.
00:07:12I swear.
00:07:13Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:19Alan Beckham?
00:07:26God.
00:07:27Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:29Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:32It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay?
00:07:36I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:46Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are.
00:07:48Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe.
00:08:05Effective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No, I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes, and
00:08:17they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why, and you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan, she never lied.
00:08:57She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please, just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer!
00:09:22Thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:28Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:36I saw her do it.
00:09:38We all did.
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:39Totally.
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, I'm sorry about this.
00:09:47Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:53Blow your phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:56Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property.
00:09:58What happened?
00:10:00No!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a Category 8 store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:24We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:41I'm sorry.
00:10:42I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43It's okay.
00:10:53Could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:07Turn around, please.
00:11:11There's nothing on you.
00:11:12You didn't find the shotgun in the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor.
00:11:17It got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:22There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love, it meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one of them
00:12:08wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:12:09It's worth $30 million, and each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet, too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:53I hope Brittany's telling the truth, that she's not the killer.
00:12:58Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:04How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:13:09And now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were, uh, just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:35Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone began running.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:47I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:51But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:55Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:14:00And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:03Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:06How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:11Why?
00:14:11Is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from when I used to visit.
00:14:17You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:14:18But now you have just grown into this just real woman.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass.
00:14:28My God.
00:14:29Right.
00:14:30Um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:33Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37She was, but she's sick now in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know, like you come in, try to clean.
00:14:46I'm laying there.
00:14:48And I offer you an extra hundred to, you know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:53Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:55Oh, come on.
00:14:56Marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:59There's always a few other adventures to be.
00:15:02Maid.
00:15:04Oh, God, kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:15What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:21Ah, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is...
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:25She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:30Well, Brittany slash Courtney,
00:15:32why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low-wage salary and go get my fucking luggage?
00:15:42I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:47Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:48Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:55As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:58But that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said,
00:16:02There's a storm coming and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I get the ring.
00:16:09I get you.
00:16:10I get you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16It, I mean, it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:22Jesus Christ!
00:16:26And I'm the lady of this mansion.
00:16:29We're gonna burn it down.
00:16:31Get rid of all this armor.
00:16:32I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:35Burn the rugs.
00:16:36Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:48Yes.
00:16:49Ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time, Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life.
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:03Yes.
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:17:10Mr. Harper, your family is here?
00:17:11Well, here we go.
00:17:14Mom, just, okay, you're kidding.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi!
00:17:20Mwah, mwah.
00:17:21Hi, Mom.
00:17:22Hi, son.
00:17:23How's your uncle?
00:17:23Still alive?
00:17:24Hope so.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26You look so good.
00:17:27It's just kind of done.
00:17:28Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home.
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:43Who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too, baby.
00:17:50You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:53I just...
00:17:56Blueberries.
00:17:56So you're suggesting that Sylvia Harbour, Tony's sister, is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that she was the only one who knew about Tony's barriarchy.
00:18:09Something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me, but I never imagined for a second she would go as
00:18:15far as to...
00:18:16I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your story.
00:18:18Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:28Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:33I'm sorry.
00:18:34Um, please, continue.
00:18:38Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I just...
00:18:42I said I can manage it!
00:18:44I don't need help from the help.
00:18:47Yes, ma'am.
00:18:48It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand that this is the countryside, but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:55Now, now.
00:18:57Brittany is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet.
00:19:00Her and her mother.
00:19:01Who I hope recovers very soon.
00:19:05Yeah, well, as soon as I'm lady of the house, that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse shit.
00:19:12Jan, help me with my suitcase.
00:19:16Mom, I thought you said that she were going to...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son!
00:19:23I knew I should have told Uncle Tony that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:36I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:38Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired, and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:45Plus, I don't want anyone to know I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:49No, no, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:58I didn't want to worry him, so I didn't say anything.
00:20:01And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:20:04But then, as I was distributing the suitcases among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right I had been about his family's evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan, you must.
00:20:18You must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one with the purple diamond.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's...
00:20:28That's the ring that Ryan wants to use for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not going to go to Steph or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:20:42I get it.
00:20:43It's just...
00:20:44I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally, but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth 30 million dollars.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:5630 million dollars?
00:20:58Then I realized they were planning to kill him.
00:21:01And just for the ring.
00:21:0430 million dollars?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:07And once I sell the ring, I am going to give you one tenth.
00:21:12That's...
00:21:1330...
00:21:1430...
00:21:1430 million dollars?
00:21:16Mm-hmm.
00:21:17Fuck.
00:21:18That's enough to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:21:20Or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife,
00:21:22so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on spring break at Daytona Beach.
00:21:26Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's what's going to happen.
00:21:31You are going to go into Tony's room.
00:21:37And you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow.
00:21:44That's a fucking stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes his daily afternoon nap,
00:21:50he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction.
00:21:53And everyone's going to come running to tend to him.
00:21:58Creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this, Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them, not if you just smear them under his pillow.
00:22:20Got it?
00:22:24Yeah, I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:2750-50.
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:38Yanni, I've been looking for you for the past hour,
00:22:41but here you are, hiding up here with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just, uh, we were talking...
00:22:47Don't you get tired of being a mama's boy?
00:22:49Because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:52And I'm here, in case you forgot.
00:22:53And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:06Oh, just blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have blueberries?
00:23:12It's...
00:23:12Every year we do...
00:23:15Annual...
00:23:16Bake...
00:23:16We do...
00:23:17It's the blueberry pie we do every year.
00:23:20You are literally the worst bullshitter I've ever met in my life.
00:23:23Monique!
00:23:23I simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase,
00:23:26and we got to reminiscing.
00:23:28Can't you cut him some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:38Are you done?
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:39Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me, but you are ruining that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut that umbilical cord, he's never gonna be a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been cheating on him with his more successful,
00:24:03richer brother?
00:24:09I would never do that.
00:24:10I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:13I see everything.
00:24:15What I don't see is what they see in a basic binhole like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:37I know you're in there.
00:24:46I know you're in there.
00:25:05Well, well.
00:25:05And you're gonna get that ring and you're gonna bring it to me.
00:25:07And if you tell Tony your mother dies, what's gonna believe a pathetic little maid?
00:25:19I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing your own son's wedding gift.
00:25:22Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie, when it comes to money, nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony.
00:25:32I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony.
00:25:35Or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony.
00:25:39Like a father.
00:25:41But it was my own mother.
00:25:43Sick and dying in the hospital.
00:25:44What was I supposed to do?
00:25:49I remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful and very kind.
00:25:56I remember this one time when I was a kid.
00:25:58I was riding my bike and I had fallen and skinned my knee pretty bad.
00:26:04And she happened to be walking by and she stopped everything that she was doing.
00:26:08And she came over and helped me up and made sure I was okay.
00:26:16Actually, I think you might have been there.
00:26:19Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were the golden boy and I was just the maid's daughter.
00:26:30Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time that we carved our names in that tree?
00:26:37Do you remember that?
00:26:38Of course.
00:26:39Oh, and look.
00:26:40I really.
00:26:41I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry.
00:26:43Jesus Christ.
00:26:43I'm, uh.
00:26:46I should not be talking about the past.
00:26:48You are a suspect in a homicide.
00:26:54And I am the lead investigator.
00:26:55Let's just, um.
00:26:58Let's stick to the matter at hand.
00:27:00Okay?
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02Brittany, I want you to tell it to me straight.
00:27:06Did you do it?
00:27:08Did you steal that ring?
00:27:14Yes, I did.
00:27:14Oh, my God.
00:27:18I don't know.
00:28:10What are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21I ask you a question.
00:28:22What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:27I was looking for something.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31Never mind.
00:28:32It's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry.
00:28:38I'm about to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:48Wow.
00:28:49What was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:00I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:09And...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38You'll promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42You'll promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47Or Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:58I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:13You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:41And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:48Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy
00:31:02was you.
00:31:06You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:10If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:14You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:21The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:25It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways allowing you to see and hear anything
00:31:34you want.
00:31:36Oh my God.
00:31:38I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:43Oh my God.
00:31:44Oh my God.
00:31:44This feels so good.
00:31:50In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:52There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:56So good.
00:32:06How much did you fucking love me?
00:32:08So much.
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:32:13I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh yeah, it is.
00:32:17So bad.
00:32:18God damn it.
00:32:20What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:21I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:33Oh my God.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:59So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:03Well, I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:33:10Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:24You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:30Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:43And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:46What?
00:33:49No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:55You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:01Now tell me.
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:05Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20Ryan, I'll tell you what.
00:34:22If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right,
00:34:34then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:46Yes, Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:50But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me,
00:35:01I mean, you would totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:06Ah!
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14Well, I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves,
00:35:17and maybe if you tried it...
00:35:18Ah!
00:35:19That one hurt!
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass
00:35:26doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort
00:35:30into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:32Hmm?
00:35:35At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:40Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:51I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there?
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:36:05Uh, yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:12is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:36:23everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get to ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny,
00:36:30because I know
00:36:31that you're fucking
00:36:33that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:38Right.
00:36:40Ah!
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac
00:36:50back when you got a pristine
00:36:51rose voice just sitting in the driveway?
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:05It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit
00:37:20on the greener tint olive.
00:37:23Have you seen me
00:37:24when it's this temperature?
00:37:28I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:37:30It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:37And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get
00:37:42the fucking
00:37:44ring.
00:37:47Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him
00:37:54to get the ring.
00:37:55And?
00:37:58And?
00:38:01I've really had to use
00:38:01the bathroom
00:38:03for a while now.
00:38:06Uh, okay,
00:38:07but I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well,
00:38:10if I don't go right now,
00:38:11then I'm going to pee on the floor.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think
00:38:36that I'm going to run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean,
00:38:38you already ran for me
00:38:38many years ago.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is,
00:38:52it took me many years
00:38:52to get over that,
00:38:53so let's just keep
00:38:54things between us.
00:38:55Colin.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:25I do.
00:39:26And, um,
00:39:28that's the problem.
00:39:31You're under investigation,
00:39:32Brittany,
00:39:33for murder.
00:39:34And the first thing
00:39:35that they drill into us
00:39:36at the Academy
00:39:37is that the killer
00:39:38always tries to get close,
00:39:40to be liked,
00:39:43trusted.
00:39:47but this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened
00:39:49between us,
00:39:50it doesn't matter,
00:39:51okay?
00:39:53I do not lose control
00:39:54on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done
00:40:08anything to get that ring.
00:40:15Yes.
00:40:18Uncle Tony,
00:40:19I,
00:40:20I am going to
00:40:22formally
00:40:22ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being the only
00:40:26male heir
00:40:27in the family,
00:40:28I need
00:40:28to ask for the
00:40:30heirloom ring.
00:40:32formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:38Oh,
00:40:40there's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure
00:40:42that it fits on
00:40:42Moenick's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger,
00:40:45right?
00:40:46Steph.
00:40:46Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah,
00:40:49obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I don't know why
00:40:52I would say
00:40:52anyone else's.
00:40:53It's a,
00:40:55Freudian,
00:40:55it's a slip
00:40:56of some kind.
00:40:57I don't.
00:41:08Uncle Tony,
00:41:09what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid
00:41:17Tony would have
00:41:18a heart attack
00:41:19right then and there.
00:41:20That ring means
00:41:21so much to him.
00:41:23And not only
00:41:24because it's
00:41:24worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No,
00:41:32no,
00:41:32no.
00:41:33He's going to tell him
00:41:33that half the inheritance
00:41:34is gone.
00:41:36The ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced
00:41:39that you and Steph
00:41:40are truly in love.
00:41:42He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiance there,
00:41:47well,
00:41:48maybe you should
00:41:49just think
00:41:50a little bit longer
00:41:51and make sure
00:41:52she's really the one
00:41:53before I give you
00:41:54the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm!
00:41:59Listen to me,
00:42:01okay?
00:42:02I'm not going to let
00:42:03some old man
00:42:04who smells like
00:42:05artichokes
00:42:06and old socks
00:42:07tell me
00:42:09what type of wedding ring
00:42:11I will be wearing
00:42:12to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you
00:42:15question my character?
00:42:16And you want to
00:42:17talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a
00:42:19mansion of a shitbox.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:24It looks like
00:42:24it came out of
00:42:25Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to,
00:42:26what,
00:42:27judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I,
00:42:29we're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal,
00:42:32baby.
00:42:33We are so in love
00:42:34to the depths
00:42:34of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:38Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait, what exactly
00:42:50did Steph steal?
00:42:52Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53Tony's had a heart
00:42:54condition for years.
00:42:56What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever,
00:43:02how long does it take
00:43:03to get a statement
00:43:04from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone
00:43:06know that we'll be
00:43:07done soon.
00:43:08Hmm, great.
00:43:09And also just want
00:43:10to let you know,
00:43:11even though she has
00:43:11this little innocent
00:43:12virgin thing going on.
00:43:14That bitch is a liar.
00:43:17Just one question
00:43:19before you go.
00:43:20Did you know that
00:43:21Tony had a heart
00:43:22condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything
00:43:29about these people's
00:43:30health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss
00:43:32Keep to myself.
00:43:35Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times
00:43:42I've heard her say,
00:43:43When I'm the lady
00:43:44of the mansion.
00:43:45When I'm the lady
00:43:46of the mansion.
00:43:48When I'm the lady
00:43:49of the mansion.
00:43:53Okay, so...
00:43:54Steph was our killer.
00:44:01That's why I kept
00:44:02following her.
00:44:03Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her
00:44:05one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway,
00:44:13are you seriously
00:44:14willing to do
00:44:15anything to get
00:44:16that ring?
00:44:17Including getting
00:44:17rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:20Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um...
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:26Willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony
00:44:31has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm gonna need
00:44:34your Molly.
00:44:35I don't know
00:44:36what you're talking about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages
00:44:39to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it to me
00:44:45yourself.
00:44:46As if I would
00:44:47never do that.
00:44:49Monique,
00:44:50do you want the money
00:44:51or not?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck
00:45:08will die
00:45:08and we'll get the ring.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh, gosh.
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30You fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement dweller
00:45:32rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally smell
00:45:34and look like a skunk.
00:45:35I...
00:45:36I crushed...
00:45:39Tony's blood pressure
00:45:41medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies
00:45:45doing with this?
00:45:47We were just, um...
00:45:49We were just...
00:45:52Going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know, I, uh...
00:46:01I have to just say
00:46:02that is, um...
00:46:04That was some
00:46:04impressive police work.
00:46:06Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:08No, you...
00:46:09You caught
00:46:09Steph and Monique
00:46:10on their way
00:46:11to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan
00:46:16would have failed anyway.
00:46:22I looked at the pills
00:46:23afterward
00:46:24and they were expired.
00:46:25Tony never would have
00:46:26taken them.
00:46:27What was the point
00:46:27of the story then?
00:46:29If Tony would have
00:46:30never taken the pills
00:46:30then he never would have
00:46:31died.
00:46:33They didn't kill him.
00:46:36Look, Brittany.
00:46:38We've been sitting here
00:46:40for over an hour
00:46:41and a half now
00:46:42going in circles.
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean,
00:46:49maybe you're taking
00:46:50advantage of that
00:46:51I'm a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No, not at all.
00:46:55Yeah, no.
00:46:56Maybe you've just been
00:46:57playing me
00:46:58this whole time.
00:46:59No, it...
00:47:00That...
00:47:01I swear
00:47:02everything that I have
00:47:03told you
00:47:04has been true.
00:47:04Yeah, everything
00:47:07except for
00:47:08who the actual
00:47:09killer is.
00:47:13Alan,
00:47:15I know that
00:47:16you may have
00:47:16some feelings
00:47:17and anger
00:47:20towards me
00:47:20for what happened
00:47:21between us
00:47:22years ago,
00:47:23but...
00:47:26I swear to you
00:47:26I'm not lying.
00:47:30There's someone
00:47:30else we haven't
00:47:31talked about.
00:47:33Ryan.
00:47:35Where the hell
00:47:37is that will?
00:47:38Probably I'll go
00:47:38into mom anyway
00:47:39since she was
00:47:41the closest to
00:47:42Uncle T, so...
00:47:43No, listen.
00:47:44Uncle Tony
00:47:44knows full well
00:47:45mom's gonna blow
00:47:46everything that he
00:47:46built.
00:47:47Now, I
00:47:48am not willing
00:47:49to risk that.
00:47:51So I get my name
00:47:52in that will
00:47:52one way or another.
00:47:57Well, I
00:47:58am not willing
00:47:59to risk that.
00:48:00I'm getting my name
00:48:00and the will
00:48:01any way that I
00:48:02can.
00:48:02So what am I
00:48:03doing here?
00:48:04To change it.
00:48:05If need be.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:07Didn't you study
00:48:08law or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well, I did the
00:48:11Zoom thing.
00:48:13Yeah, good.
00:48:14Good enough.
00:48:18So, uh...
00:48:21What's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little
00:48:25brother, okay?
00:48:26Why don't you
00:48:26just grow up here
00:48:27and stand up
00:48:27for this family
00:48:28for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help me
00:48:32with the well,
00:48:32I'll cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:35No.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38Alright.
00:48:39I'm gonna go
00:48:39take a shit.
00:48:40No, okay, okay,
00:48:41okay, okay, okay,
00:48:41okay, okay.
00:48:42Half.
00:48:42Half of a bazillion
00:48:43is still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but listen.
00:48:45There's one thing
00:48:46that's still worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping
00:48:52around.
00:48:53Yeah, no dick,
00:48:53idiot.
00:48:54She's a fucking maid,
00:48:55bro.
00:48:55We are gonna
00:48:56have to deal with her.
00:48:59Suddenly,
00:49:00I understood everything.
00:49:01Well, she's been
00:49:02snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had the motive.
00:49:04He didn't just want
00:49:05the ring.
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune.
00:49:07The entire inheritance.
00:49:09Tony was in
00:49:09immediate danger
00:49:10and only I could
00:49:12stop it.
00:49:14What are you doing
00:49:14in here?
00:49:17I was just lost.
00:49:19Hmm.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was,
00:49:21I was, uh,
00:49:22I was looking
00:49:23for the bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even know
00:49:25what this,
00:49:26what is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen.
00:49:30When I see one,
00:49:31I thought this was
00:49:32one of those
00:49:32fancy kitchen bathrooms.
00:49:34Like,
00:49:35with the bathroom
00:49:35and the kitchen,
00:49:36it's like a fusion,
00:49:38it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:42what the fuck?
00:49:44Did you kill her?
00:49:45No,
00:49:45shut up,
00:49:46idiot.
00:49:47All right?
00:49:48She'll just be out
00:49:49for a minute.
00:49:49Hey,
00:49:50Yanni,
00:49:50Yanni,
00:49:51I need you to listen
00:49:52to me,
00:49:52all right,
00:49:53about what you need
00:49:53to do.
00:49:54Okay?
00:49:59Please,
00:50:01don't let them
00:50:02hurt Tony.
00:50:04Don't let them
00:50:05hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh,
00:50:07Brittany,
00:50:08hey,
00:50:09hey,
00:50:09are you okay?
00:50:11I gotta save
00:50:12Uncle Tony.
00:50:14Wait,
00:50:15wait,
00:50:15wait,
00:50:15no,
00:50:16no,
00:50:16don't go in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony
00:50:19said he did not
00:50:20want to be disturbed.
00:50:21He's,
00:50:22he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop,
00:50:25stop,
00:50:26hey,
00:50:26why do you always
00:50:27have to make
00:50:27so much trouble?
00:50:28Just,
00:50:30you know what?
00:50:30Fine,
00:50:31fine,
00:50:31you asked for this.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:35Wait,
00:50:35wait,
00:50:35he,
00:50:36he did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch
00:50:40assaulted you?
00:50:41No,
00:50:42but he did
00:50:43something worse.
00:50:45They all did.
00:50:49That's when they
00:50:49decided to destroy
00:50:50my life.
00:50:53That's when
00:50:53a real nightmare
00:50:54began.
00:50:57What are you
00:50:58doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:02Yanni.
00:51:04Whoa,
00:51:04hey,
00:51:05what are you
00:51:05doing?
00:51:06Blowing down
00:51:06my pants,
00:51:07giving me a
00:51:07blowjob like
00:51:08I'm a piece
00:51:08of meat.
00:51:09Money shop.
00:51:11Maybe you
00:51:11should buy me
00:51:12a date first,
00:51:12huh?
00:51:15You know
00:51:16what?
00:51:20Honestly,
00:51:20I won't
00:51:21screw you
00:51:22because you
00:51:22have just
00:51:23this really
00:51:24perfect ass.
00:51:25But right
00:51:26now,
00:51:27I have much
00:51:27more important
00:51:28wall for you.
00:51:31Yanni.
00:51:33Yanni.
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:43Uncle Tony,
00:51:44you're alive.
00:51:46Yes,
00:51:47as far as I know.
00:51:48Were you expecting
00:51:48something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him,
00:51:51so what was
00:51:52their secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony,
00:51:56I have to tell you
00:51:57something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:00I'm getting so
00:52:01good at this,
00:52:02I just keep winning
00:52:03this bingo bliss.
00:52:04It's about your
00:52:06ring.
00:52:07My ring?
00:52:08Yes,
00:52:09yes.
00:52:09You know,
00:52:10nephew Ryan
00:52:11came by
00:52:12and demanded
00:52:13I give him
00:52:14the ring.
00:52:15You know,
00:52:16the precious
00:52:17amethyst one.
00:52:18Then when I went
00:52:19to the safe
00:52:20to retrieve it,
00:52:22it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany,
00:52:24did you hear
00:52:24what I said?
00:52:25The ring
00:52:26was missing.
00:52:28Someone stole it.
00:52:29Now,
00:52:30I know
00:52:31before everyone
00:52:32arrived,
00:52:32it was in the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed
00:52:35to even consider
00:52:36that someone
00:52:37in my family
00:52:38would steal from me.
00:52:40Now,
00:52:40I know you
00:52:41wouldn't do it,
00:52:42but
00:52:43what I'll do
00:52:44when I find out
00:52:45who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:48I can't keep
00:52:49the truth from him
00:52:49any longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony,
00:52:51I have to tell you
00:52:52that everyone
00:52:53in this house
00:52:53is hiding something.
00:52:59What is going on?
00:53:00Oh, my God.
00:53:01Do you think
00:53:01you could fuck
00:53:02my fiance?
00:53:03Come on,
00:53:03get off.
00:53:04Okay,
00:53:05I'm fine.
00:53:06What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut
00:53:09knows exactly
00:53:10what's going on.
00:53:17Brittany,
00:53:18what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry,
00:53:21Uncle Tony.
00:53:22We all thought
00:53:23she was good
00:53:23and loyal,
00:53:24but turns out
00:53:25she's just
00:53:26a gold-digging
00:53:28whore.
00:53:29She seduced
00:53:30my fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted him
00:53:31ever since he was
00:53:32a young boy
00:53:33who had come
00:53:33to visit you.
00:53:34Who knows
00:53:35what else
00:53:35she'll destroy.
00:53:36Brittany,
00:53:37is it true?
00:53:37Are you having
00:53:38an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:40Oh, God.
00:53:41I'm so sorry
00:53:42you had to see
00:53:42that, Uncle Tony.
00:53:44Yes,
00:53:44it's all sordid
00:53:45and true,
00:53:45and I'm
00:53:47deeply ashamed,
00:53:49but Brittany here,
00:53:50she's so obsessive,
00:53:51and one moment
00:53:52of weakness,
00:53:53and I gave in.
00:53:55Look, baby,
00:53:55I'm so sorry.
00:53:57What can I do
00:53:57to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch.
00:54:01How can I ever
00:54:02trust you again?
00:54:03Look, baby,
00:54:04I was just fooled
00:54:05by this wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this witchcraft,
00:54:08this pheromones,
00:54:09just they hit my nostrils
00:54:10and there's nothing
00:54:11I could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times
00:54:15have I put you
00:54:15in a made outfit
00:54:16and told you
00:54:17that it does it for me,
00:54:18and you just expect
00:54:19me to come home,
00:54:20and then suddenly
00:54:21this shows up?
00:54:22It used to be
00:54:22an old woman.
00:54:24That's what it is.
00:54:24She's just so not you
00:54:26that it just,
00:54:27it hits this other part
00:54:28of me,
00:54:29and I don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby, please,
00:54:32okay, you just gotta
00:54:33forgive me, all right?
00:54:34It won't happen again.
00:54:36Only way for me to know
00:54:38is if we get rid of her.
00:54:40What?
00:54:43Uncle Tony,
00:54:44you have to believe me.
00:54:46He drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:50Because you all
00:54:51want something
00:54:52from Uncle Tony.
00:54:53His ring
00:54:53and his inheritance.
00:54:55You're all liars
00:54:56and crooks.
00:54:59Well, I hate to say it,
00:55:00but she's right.
00:55:01Huh.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:04This maid
00:55:05is a dirty liar
00:55:07and a whore.
00:55:08She stole your ring,
00:55:10brought it to me,
00:55:11and asked to split
00:55:1250-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:15And now you're really
00:55:16beginning to pitch me off,
00:55:17Sylvia.
00:55:18Hey, brother,
00:55:18I would never...
00:55:18I trust Brittany
00:55:19with my whole house.
00:55:21She would never do that.
00:55:22Hmm.
00:55:24Strange.
00:55:25Isn't she the only one
00:55:26with the password
00:55:27to your safe?
00:55:29Yes,
00:55:29and I still don't believe it.
00:55:31Well, why don't you ask
00:55:32your little maid
00:55:33who stole the ring
00:55:34and brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it, Tony,
00:55:43but...
00:55:45Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to, Brittany.
00:55:52You've...
00:55:53deeply disappointed me.
00:55:55I took care of you
00:55:56and your sick mother
00:55:57every day for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:06You can stay on
00:56:08and work the birthday dinner,
00:56:11but after that,
00:56:12you have to leave the house,
00:56:14never to return.
00:56:19You have to leave the house,
00:56:21never to return.
00:56:24Time to take out the trash.
00:56:36What they did to you,
00:56:38that's not okay.
00:56:39It's all my fault.
00:56:41What?
00:56:41No, no.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony
00:56:46what was happening,
00:56:47then...
00:56:48none of it would have happened,
00:56:50but...
00:56:52I just paved the way
00:56:54for them to...
00:56:56murder him.
00:56:59Tony died,
00:57:00and I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing
00:57:06that you're to blame for
00:57:08is being a good person.
00:57:10You love.
00:57:11You trust.
00:57:12Those bastards
00:57:13took advantage of that, yes,
00:57:15but that does not
00:57:16make you a bad person.
00:57:18No, I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42Your mother...
00:57:44She told me
00:57:45that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:48She threatened
00:57:49to have my mom fired
00:57:50and to get me expelled.
00:57:52to destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were
00:57:55from a prominent family,
00:57:56and I was...
00:57:58the daughter of a maid.
00:57:59Oh, my God.
00:58:01I couldn't understand
00:58:02why you would just leave me.
00:58:06It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing
00:58:19for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:20I don't think
00:58:21it's confusing at all.
00:58:26I...
00:58:28I think that
00:58:29you came here tonight
00:58:30for a reason.
00:58:35I think that
00:58:35you're meant to be here
00:58:37because...
00:58:40I believe in second chances.
00:58:42I...
00:58:44I...
00:58:47I...
00:58:55I...
00:58:56I...
00:58:57I...
00:59:01I...
00:59:03I...
00:59:06I...
00:59:09I...
00:59:11I...
00:59:11The beds I poured the wine and now they're tracing every line
00:59:18If love and you's my crying tonight
00:59:25Then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31Between my secrets candlelight
00:59:38I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:44Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:51I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:00Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:09If love and you's my crying tonight
01:00:16Then let the truth come
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh nothing
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter
01:00:33Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:41So everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:42He needs murderers
01:00:43Okay we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:55I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards wanna mess with you
01:01:21They'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on? It's ruining my photo
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38All right, all right everybody
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law so I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:54That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line and it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:02:11I am set and you can all go to hell
01:02:14Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:18What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wench
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off the window
01:02:29I would like to see you try it
01:02:30Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay
01:02:37Yeah
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony, being of sound mind and body
01:02:49Do hereby
01:02:51Be-be-greeth
01:02:54Be-greave?
01:02:55Be-greave?
01:02:57Be-greave?
01:02:57Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath!
01:02:59All of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars
01:03:08To my soul heiress
01:03:11Heiress?
01:03:11Heiress?
01:03:13Heiress!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you!
01:03:20Fuck you!
01:03:21Fuck you!
01:03:22And especially
01:03:24Fuck
01:03:24You!
01:03:26To my soul heiress
01:03:29My maid
01:03:30My?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh yeah?
01:03:37Fuck off!
01:03:37Give us a whore!
01:03:40My maid
01:03:42Brittany Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking whore!
01:03:45You're dead of a bitch!
01:03:46You bitch!
01:03:46Don't be a fucking bitch!
01:03:47Don't be a fucking bitch!
01:03:48Yeah, you're not a bitch!
01:03:49You're fucking kidding me!
01:03:52You're fucking joking me!
01:03:54You're fucking joking me!
01:03:55No, seriously!
01:03:55Give me a fucking bitch!
01:03:57Alright, alright, alright, alright
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble
01:04:02Or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing that I know for certain
01:04:05And that is that the killer is here in this room
01:04:08Currently
01:04:09And unless that person comes forward
01:04:11Right now
01:04:12And confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious
01:04:18Who the killer is at this point
01:04:20The murderer
01:04:21The murderer
01:04:22Is Brittany
01:04:23Like I said
01:04:25Three hours ago
01:04:26Okay?
01:04:27Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go
01:04:29To a flashback moment
01:04:30When I said that?
01:04:32I know who did it
01:04:34It was her!
01:04:36Thank God you're here!
01:04:37My uncle-in-law has been killed
01:04:39And you have the murderer right here
01:04:42Brittany is apparently
01:04:43And against all logic and reason
01:04:46Toni's sole heiress
01:04:48I mean fuck
01:04:49That's her motive
01:04:54She had a cover up too
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight
01:04:59And she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony
01:05:03So what did she do?
01:05:06This little rat bitch decided to change the will
01:05:09Right before his birthday
01:05:13Hmph
01:05:13And she was spying on us
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food
01:05:29Clearly we are a greedy type
01:05:32Yes
01:05:33And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony
01:05:35Let's be honest
01:05:37But we could not actually commit cold hard murder
01:05:41Even if we all thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:51Cover
01:05:53Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:56I mean Jesus
01:05:58Mr. Police Officer
01:05:59Arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05That was so clever and sexy
01:06:08Putty
01:06:10What?
01:06:15I'm sorry
01:06:18The will
01:06:18It's
01:06:19A hell of a motive
01:06:21And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me that what we had was real
01:06:38Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:49I'm sorry
01:06:49No
01:06:49No, I'll
01:06:54Um
01:07:01911, what's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units to the Harbor residence as soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing can wait
01:07:13Hey
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:15Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:19No, wait Alan
01:07:29Listen up
01:07:30I don't care what you did or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent
01:07:33They will get you out
01:07:34If you agree to marry me
01:07:36And share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:40I don't want the money
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll knock you right now babes
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:52Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison
01:07:55What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:02The most important thing now is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real
01:08:09And
01:08:10That I didn't kill Tony
01:08:12Okay
01:08:14I agree
01:08:14Unlock me
01:08:19Don't
01:08:20Screw me
01:08:21Mate
01:08:22Can you promise?
01:08:25I'll get him
01:08:28That's binding
01:08:40Alex?
01:08:43Alex?
01:08:58Hello, Brittany
01:09:00Oh my God!
01:09:02Hello, Brittany
01:09:03Are you a ghost?
01:09:06Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax
01:09:10Neither
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How? How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize
01:09:17My entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on my fortune
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch
01:09:23I staged the whole thing
01:09:25I do regret
01:09:27Having to do so at your expense
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you
01:09:33And only you
01:09:34Crazy old fool
01:09:36Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died at least five times
01:09:41With your stupid game
01:09:44It wasn't all fake
01:09:47The truth is
01:09:49I am sick
01:09:51I won't live to celebrate my next birthday
01:09:53And
01:09:56The inheritance
01:09:58Is yours
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know
01:10:06And I believe that good people deserve good things
01:10:10There's not enough of that in the world
01:10:12And so
01:10:14My entire estate
01:10:16The four billion dollars
01:10:18And the property
01:10:22It's yours
01:10:27My entire estate
01:10:29The four billion dollars
01:10:31And the property
01:10:33It's yours
01:10:36But what about Alan?
01:10:37Alan
01:10:38Alan, my friend
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me
01:10:43And if it does
01:10:43I need you to come back
01:10:45And investigate
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world
01:10:49And the only one who can figure out what happened
01:10:53We are old friends
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys
01:10:59ChatGBT says that if
01:11:01She did kill him, then she cannot inherit
01:11:03So
01:11:04We just split the assets evenly
01:11:07So that's fair
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:10I have something that I would like to say
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth
01:11:19About what happened to Uncle Tony
01:11:21Go ahead, say it
01:11:26Pa? Pa?
01:11:30Oh!
01:11:30Tony, you know I only see you at my birthday
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral
01:11:40When I realized that you were only here for my money
01:11:44I decided to test you
01:11:46And fake my death
01:11:55Oh my god!
01:11:57Uncle Tony, you were like hilarious
01:11:59I mean, we all fell for that
01:12:02We even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit
01:12:05Oh, don't worry, that was all true
01:12:07I've changed my will
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything, you inherit nothing
01:12:12What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you these many years
01:12:17All the homes in my name
01:12:19You're cut off
01:12:20What?
01:12:23Starting now, you have nothing
01:12:25I hope you live stream that
01:12:34Listen up, old man
01:12:36I don't give up
01:12:37Like your loser family, okay?
01:12:39Yes, I can see that
01:12:41You're of a different breed
01:12:42Damn straight I am
01:12:44And the only way you're gonna get rid of me
01:12:46Is if you give me what I came for
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal
01:12:56I already do
01:12:59I'll make your life a living hell, old man
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it
01:13:03So if I give you the ring
01:13:05You'll take my greedy nephew
01:13:07And leave forever
01:13:10Yeah
01:13:10Okay
01:13:12Sylvia
01:13:13The ring
01:13:20Hm
01:13:24Jesus
01:13:25Oh God
01:13:41You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:47You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:49Don't slander our mother Sylvia
01:13:51You were always her favorite
01:13:54For no reason
01:13:56You were better
01:13:58You weren't smarter
01:13:59And you weren't harder working
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy
01:14:05Mom
01:14:05Dad, Mom
01:14:07Invested in you
01:14:08Sylvia
01:14:09That's how you turned out to be rich
01:14:13And I became poor
01:14:15Because of a genetic roll of the dice
01:14:18But this is my ring
01:14:19I deserve it
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man
01:14:23Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you
01:14:25You're an ungrateful, untalented, lazy, compulsive liar
01:14:30You deserve nothing
01:14:34Oh my God
01:14:37No
01:14:38Mom
01:14:39Mom
01:14:41What?
01:14:43No, don't do it again
01:14:45Stop
01:14:46Damn it
01:14:47It's not a real gun, of course.
01:14:49What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop.
01:14:54A detective.
01:14:56And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers depraved enough to try to kill their own
01:15:02patriarch
01:15:02will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun.
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you, so we outnumber you.
01:15:13You want to say that again?
01:15:15Oh?
01:15:15You have a choice.
01:15:18You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here and arrest you for
01:15:23attempted murder,
01:15:24which should be any minute now, or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy.
01:15:31It's amazing that you idiots never realize in a house like this everything is recorded.
01:15:42Oh.
01:15:43Oh.
01:15:45Well, what'll it be?
01:15:50Well, what'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life.
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring.
01:16:13Oh, let her have it.
01:16:14But that's a two-dollar decoy.
01:16:17This is the real.
01:16:24Do you like it?
01:16:27It's...
01:16:27It's beautiful.
01:16:29But I like you being alive much better.
01:16:33Well, I knew you would.
01:16:35That's why I'm giving it to you.
01:16:38I always said I would only give my family ring to someone who is marrying for true love.
01:16:46This is a 30 million dollar ring.
01:16:49No.
01:16:5170 million.
01:16:57Go.
01:17:00Run to him.
01:17:08Wait, Alan.
01:17:10Alan.
01:17:12Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion.
01:17:18Um, speaking of family, I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle.
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man in the world now.
01:17:34I know.
01:17:35You're a billionaire.
01:17:37And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective.
01:17:43Why would you want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up on us this time.
01:17:49I don't want to let you go.
01:17:53And I can't wait to see how your mom would react.
01:18:04I can't wait to see how your mom would react.
01:18:12Brittany Logan.
01:18:14Will you marry me?
01:18:19Yes.
01:18:45Who's this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here.
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment.
01:19:06And it works.
01:19:07My test came back clearer.
01:19:09I feel wonderful.
01:19:11You look wonderful, but...
01:19:13How did I afford it?
01:19:14I have an angel.
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:19:22Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:19:26This is Alan.
01:19:28My future husband.
01:19:30Alan from school?
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:32It's good to see you again.
01:19:34Wow, he's hot.
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh, sorry.
01:19:39You're hot too.
01:19:40Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony, are the two of you?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:48I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:19:51I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:20:00I guess that's a story for the sequel.
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