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H.E.A.T.E.D R.I.V.A.L.R.Y - Episode 4
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00:00Previously, on Heated Rivalry.
00:30We are not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:38I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00Going through center, drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff beats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a hat-trick.
01:17Should I do now or wait a second?
01:19Because, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where it should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:03My moon's my face, right day in the face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take it slow.
02:12Take it easy on me.
02:14It's just a lie.
02:16It's just a lie.
02:17It's just a lie.
02:18It's just a lie.
02:32Take it slow.
02:36Show me that label.
02:44It's just a lie.
03:04Yeah! Yeah!
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:35What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:05What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back Cups.
04:58What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
05:02There's no way to go.
05:04There's no way to go.
05:06Take it slow.
05:08Take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a ride.
05:12Just a ride on me, please.
05:14Take it slow.
05:15Take it easy on me
05:17Shed so hard
05:19Shed so hard on my place
05:45I like it
05:46He was the worst player
05:49I've never seen
05:50A no-hand eye-corp
06:09Purple
06:13Sorry, Shane
06:14Can we, yeah, sorry
06:15We're gonna roll now
06:16Okay, that's right
06:17Okay, wow
06:19That's the stuff
06:20That's the money, my friend
06:22I want
06:25You can roll
06:26My back
06:27I want
06:28I want
06:29I want
06:30I want
06:31I want
06:32I want
06:32I want
06:33I want
06:47She's what?
06:48Pregnant
06:49Jackie's pregnant
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man
06:55You gotta work on your lying
06:56Hayden, what great news
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid
07:01That's awesome, man
07:02Really
07:03Holy shit, dude
07:06Ruby, Emma, slow down
07:07I mean, she's fucking boring
07:09I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
07:10Fair enough
07:11Ruby
07:13Ruby
07:13Ruby
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me
07:27You're an asshole
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica
07:32Jessica
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary
07:38I'm not
07:38Here
07:39Tag
07:40You are it
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane
07:43Oh, yeah
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man
07:46If you ever do
07:47You'd like bring her around
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff
07:49It'd be fun
07:50We're not
07:51I mean, she's
07:53I don't see her anymore
07:54I think she's engaged or something
07:55Fair enough
07:56So, um
07:58Jackie is this friend
08:00Right?
08:01Paid
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something
08:05I don't know
08:06Maybe it's just stretching
08:07But she's seriously fucking hot
08:08And she's funny
08:09Swear jar two times
08:10Oh, fuck
08:11Three
08:12Okay, come on, man
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine
08:16Yes
08:17Okay, good
08:18Jackie will be happy
08:18We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:23And keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone
08:35Um, excuse me
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah
08:39Oh, my God
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um
08:43I kind of have my hands full
08:45At the moment
08:47Um
08:48Could you hold his baby for him, please
08:49So we can get a picture
08:53Hold his baby
08:55I'm sorry, buddy
08:57Hey, first of all
08:58It's my fucking baby
08:59Four times
08:59And second
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh
09:03You were the worst one
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her
09:06It's true
09:07And second
09:07They didn't even fucking recognize me
09:09Ding, ding, ding
09:09We've hit five times
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
09:12Oh, come on
09:12Daddy
09:13Nark
09:16I'm getting him a second
09:17Way too late
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake
09:28It's my favorite place on earth
09:30And my parents' cottage
09:31The one I grew up spending my summers at
09:33Is ten minutes away
09:33I'm ready
09:35Well, maybe you decided that we were here to watch
09:38And no matter what
09:40Sorry
09:41It's such a shame that I'm not in a coma
09:44I'm not in a coma
09:44Mm
09:45Mm
09:46Зато он
09:47Действительно
09:48Красавчик, да?
09:55Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
09:59Ревнуешь?
10:01Нет
10:01Ты же меня знаешь
10:05То есть ничего серьезного?
10:08Нет
10:11Даже не с Джейн?
10:15Что?
10:16Вы уже несколько лет переписываетесь
10:18Я думала, может быть, это что-то серьезное
10:21Или что-то типа того
10:26Ничего серьезного
10:28Вообще
10:31Окей
10:31Саша передает привет
10:44I'm heading out for a bit
10:46Cool
10:48To meet a friend
10:50Nice
10:52I'll be back later
10:53I won't wait up
10:56It's not like that
10:57It's just a friend
11:00So
11:00Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily
11:06I don't
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo
11:10Or don't
11:11I don't care
11:12Actually, I hope you do
11:13You always play better after
11:14Go fuck yourself
11:15Oh, I plan to
11:16Probably more than once
11:17Love a hotel room
11:19Gross
11:19Bye
11:20Bye
11:22Oh, yeah
11:24Oh, yeah
11:50I know you're drinking
11:50I know you're drinking
11:54I know you're drinking
11:57I know you're drinking
11:58I know you're drinking
11:58I know you're drinking
11:58Wow
11:59Wow
12:00This place is great
12:02Did you get this built?
12:04Or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate
12:08That's not what I meant
12:09I just
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after
12:14Okay
12:15Okay
12:17What?
12:20What?
12:25I don't want to be
12:26Be careful
12:27Leave me
12:27I know you're drinking
12:27At this point
12:27Mm-hmm
12:40Oh...
12:40Oh...
12:42Oh...
12:42Oh...
12:43Oh...
12:43Huh
12:44Oh...
12:44Oh...
12:44Oh...
12:44Oh...
12:44Oh...
12:44Oh...
12:44Oh...
12:45Oh...
13:00I should go or you could stay stay here's the name
13:15I'm not done with you
13:18and we have afternoon game tomorrow so no morning practice
13:22I told Hayden
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No
13:27No, he's not
13:28Fuck off
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay
13:41Stay
13:44Okay
13:47Okay
13:48Okay
14:10I'm hungry
14:11For what?
14:13For food, partner
14:15Hey
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:34You want to make me tuna melt?
14:36I was going to make one for me, I can make two
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game, Tampa, then Sunrise, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis
14:48Ah, all the hot spots
14:52Ginger oil good enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great
14:56Good
14:58Food will be ready soon
15:02Jesus Christ
15:04You know this guy, you know this guy, Ryan Price, yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight
15:09him
15:11You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm, he is not what you would think
15:15How so?
15:17Buffalo
15:18Like, he's quiet
15:20And doesn't talk, he doesn't have to do it again, but he doesn't make friends
15:26Well, he gets traded every season, tough to make friends that way
15:29And probably he wants to get traded again, Buffalo's terrible
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah. They say you're boring, too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in? On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Because it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know. Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What? Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:20Well, I like the hot places, too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure. I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh?
16:43She's old friend from Russia.
16:46Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh?
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:10She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:50But you know me.
17:52I'm more easy, so...
17:56I don't know if that's out of you at all.
18:03No, seriously.
18:04I'll get it.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not. I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
18:59Not this person.
19:12Hello, Dad.
19:15Yes, I got your message.
19:19I asked you, Dad.
19:20Don't talk about it yesterday.
19:23Dad.
19:25Dad.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32He's there with you?
19:34You're one?
19:37Paulina, there?
19:40Paulina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay.
19:46Calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
20:16You're still hungry?
20:18No.
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30You speak Russian, huh?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:52You?
20:55No.
20:57No.
21:09I don't know.
21:10You're still hungry.
21:11I know you're definitely hungry.
21:12Yeah?
21:12No, no, no.
21:14No.
21:20You're not responding to that.
23:18Fuck.
23:20Shane.
23:23Oh, yeah.
23:26Oh, yeah.
23:34Oh, yeah.
23:39Oh, yeah.
23:44Oh, yeah.
23:51Oh, yeah.
23:55I should, uh, I should go, um, I shouldn't go, I shouldn't stay, I can't, team meeting in the
24:08morning, I forgot, so, okay, you forgot team meeting, thank you for the tuna melt, um, uh,
24:22I'm sorry, I just, I can't, I just, I can't, I can't do this, I wonder, I'm sorry,
24:55are we expecting someone else? Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
25:01Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there. I think they're worried
25:06their box is too Tennessee, I think. Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex. I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats, I mean, they're next to a prince,
25:20or, no, actually, a Swedish princess. I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom, all my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant... I get, like, two weeks off a year, I don't want to spend it next to
25:34someone
25:35I don't know, trying to make conversation about what, Swedish politics?
25:39Okay. Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please. Three glasses?
25:45I'll have a ginger ale, please. Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't. Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:02Yeah? Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:07I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go. You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want. We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:55Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's, um, let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:21Hey, man.
27:22Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:26Bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:29My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant,
27:34and get this.
27:35JJ?
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Sambou?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys, this one never leaves this fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander, whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:29It's an honor.
28:30It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She his?
28:41Yeah.
28:43I might be needing another one of these.
28:44I don't know.
28:51She's all right.
28:57She's all right.
28:57She's all right.
28:59She's all right.
29:09We're all right.
29:16Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:21The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:29Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48Have a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:19All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting
30:24right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:50Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having
31:04fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:48I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
32:00He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:13So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:16Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad in it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on my visa, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh.
33:02Get you my love, oh, oh.
33:04Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
33:09Blocket FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
33:14Pushet FM, baby, you're gonna let me go.
33:17I will be taking you.
33:18Underdark?
33:30Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friends party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Lansley.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34That seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
34:49wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
34:54X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't
35:00they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey!
35:05I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, that!
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:13I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:00Hey!
36:03Hey!
36:03Hey!
36:03Hey!
36:03I'm so much love.
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rust.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third
36:37period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight, but
36:44where
36:44on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find a fucking club.
37:06Tell people!
37:07Monty?
37:09Jesus.
37:11What was that?
37:32Hi handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't.
37:42But you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game too?
37:46Yeah.
37:47I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:52I have no problem watching sweaters.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know.
37:58I'm beat.
37:58Come on.
37:59I never get to dance.
37:59Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:04Come on.
38:04Get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:51I'm all mixed up feeling cold and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault.
38:55But I wonder so much.
38:57Wanna flare away with the sun in the rain.
38:59Coming out of my face.
39:00Wish I would have ashamed
39:02When I stop and stare
39:03Don't worry me
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her
39:06What she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend
39:08I can try to forget
39:10But it's driving me man
39:11Going out of my,
39:13All the things she says
39:15Running through my head
39:16Running through my head
39:17Running through my head
39:21Running through my head
39:22Don'tyd Life
39:22All the things she said
39:23Onyd Life
39:51I got to go to the bathroom.
40:21I got to go to the bathroom.
40:23All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, all the
40:30things she said, this is not enough.
40:38This is not enough.
40:59This is not enough.
41:08I got to go to the bathroom.
41:38This is not enough.
41:57I got to go to the bathroom.
42:11I got to go to the bathroom.
42:41This is not enough.
42:48I got to go to the bathroom.
43:24I got to go to the bathroom.
43:26I got to go to the bathroom.
43:28I got to go to the bathroom.
43:29I got to go to the bathroom.
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