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00:04Did you ever sleep reading this book again?
00:11Mama, did you ever sleep reading your book again?
00:18I got you.
00:22Mom, I really wish you didn't have to work so hard.
00:26That makes the two of us.
00:29But I got faith in you.
00:32And no wonder you're going to take me away from all this.
00:34Like we always say.
00:36The right role, or the right man, is all a part of a successful plan.
00:43Give me some girl.
00:46Hmm.
00:48Soon in the next months, I promise.
00:59Come in here, baby. You're going to miss the show.
01:07All right, all right, all right.
01:11Here you are, my queen lady.
01:14Okay. I could get used to this.
01:16I've been trying to get you to move in with me now.
01:21You've got to put a ring on it first.
01:23Think I would?
01:25No.
01:27That long thing won't go.
01:29You never know.
01:32Want some cup of tea?
01:34I'll take some cup of tea.
01:39What is this?
01:42What?
01:45Hmm?
01:48Weary.
01:49Oh my God.
01:51Are you serious?
01:54What is this?
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:58It's been a long time.
02:00I believe that I would.
02:05It's been my life alone.
02:13Until I met you.
02:16The only woman I want to share my love.
02:19Oh, baby.
02:25My life in my home.
02:29May I have your hand up?
02:31Yes.
02:36Will you marry me?
02:37Yes.
02:38Yes.
02:46Oh my God.
02:49Oh my God.
02:49Oh my God.
02:50It's beautiful.
02:52Baby, this must have set you back ten grand.
02:54Oh, baby, that's not important.
02:56It's nice, but it's the thought that counts.
03:04It's our love that counts.
03:08It's our love that counts.
03:08Oh.
03:16So, what you fattening us up for?
03:21Well, speaking of Larry.
03:24Ain't nobody speaking about Larry.
03:26I knew it.
03:28Every time she'd bring home chicken, she'd come with a little surprise.
03:36He proposed.
03:37You guys have been moving in with Larry.
03:39What?
03:40Yes.
03:41You've only known him for a couple of months.
03:44So?
03:47I don't say much about the revolving door that goes on around here,
03:50but you ain't ever been so stupid as to give up your welfare and Section 8.
03:55Don't you ever call me stupid.
03:57Mom, I didn't mean that.
03:58I put food in your mouth, a roof over your head when your daddy left us,
04:02and it ain't always been easy.
04:03Daddy didn't leave us, he died.
04:05But, however you wanna say it, that nigga ain't here.
04:10Every morning, I wake up, and I know what these days are gonna bring.
04:16Struggle.
04:19I've been doing this shit for so long, I don't even know what it feels like to live anymore.
04:24I don't know what it feels like to be happy anymore.
04:27And then the minute I get a chance to be happy, you wanna call me fucking stupid?
04:32What?
04:32Sit your ass down.
04:34Call me stupid again.
04:36Call me stupid again.
04:40That's what I thought.
04:42Clean this shit up.
04:44Making me waste my chicken.
04:50Yo, what's going on between you two?
04:53I don't want to talk about it.
04:55She be coming down hard on you later, right?
05:00Well, me and Shantae graduated from high school.
05:03We don't get a place together.
05:04You can come stay with us.
05:06Shantae!
05:06Darnell, that girl all about herself.
05:09What's that mean?
05:12Everybody at school knows she a gold digger.
05:15I ain't got no gold.
05:17Boy, you practice.
05:19Clean up.
05:21Practice?
05:23Practice what?
05:30Mrs. Morgan, you know how to eff it up in the kitchen.
05:34This is good.
05:36Is that a good thing?
05:37Mom, fucking it up in the kitchen is a good thing.
05:40Hey, you watch your mouth, boy.
05:41Sorry.
05:44How's your mom doing?
05:46She's well.
05:47I think we're about to move into a new home.
05:51That's good.
05:52I'm glad to hear that.
05:54That area that you're in, pretty bad.
05:57Yeah, well, it's all going to change when you take office.
06:01Office?
06:02What position?
06:05Oh, maybe a mayor, maybe a congressman.
06:10We'll see.
06:12Listen, whatever you decide, you and the boys got your back 100%.
06:16Hey.
06:18As soon as I'm in there, I think I'm going to make you the next chief of police, buddy.
06:24Yeah, we'll see.
06:26I've seen you a lot on TV this week, Mr. Warren.
06:29You solved another murder.
06:30Yeah, sure did.
06:32I've been in homicide for nine years.
06:35And that area that you're in, Darnell,
06:38that is one of the worst.
06:41As soon as I'm in office, I'm going to clean the city up.
06:46Starting with your hood.
06:50So, Richard.
06:53Graduating this year, right?
06:55What are the plans?
06:57My man going to be a rapper.
06:59Like D.I.P.
07:01Darnell's quite the jokester.
07:03No, sir, I'm going to be a police officer.
07:05My dad here has already got an academy lined up for me.
07:07I may do two years in the military, but the end result is I will be part of the city's
07:12finest.
07:13Very nice.
07:14My boy.
07:15Yes, sir.
07:16And you, Darnell, what are your plans?
07:21I'm going to be asheny.
07:31It's good.
07:33Oh, God, I love it.
07:36God, I needed that.
07:37Oh, my God, I needed that.
07:39Yeah.
07:40So, no, really, what are your plans?
07:45I'm going to be an astronaut.
07:47Oh, you're serious?
07:50Yes, ma'am.
07:55Has a black man ever been to outer space?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Frederick Gregory, Guillaume Bluford, Ronald McNair.
08:04Get the fuck out of here.
08:06Why does nobody know about this?
08:08Have you picked a college yet?
08:12Well, I thought about going to Georgia Institute of Technology.
08:17That's great.
08:18You know, my brother went there.
08:19He works for NASA now.
08:21Really?
08:22So, you'll be studying aeronautical engineering?
08:27Yeah, what?
08:29You're so funny.
08:30Are you preparing for your STEM?
08:35What's a STEM?
08:36Oh, okay.
08:37You know what?
08:37Enough school talk.
08:38I'm sure Darnell will get around to all of that.
08:40Yeah, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:41I'm sure he will.
08:45Yeah.
08:47Dream big, son.
08:50Maybe you should bring your mom over.
08:51We'd like to have her for dinner sometime.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Yeah, no, we'd love to have her.
09:01Thanks, Mrs. Warren.
09:03You know what?
09:04You cook almost as good as a black woman.
09:06I hope you know that.
09:08I know that's a good thing.
09:09Nobody's better in the kitchen than a black woman.
09:11You're welcome.
09:11What?
09:12It's true.
09:13I mean, that's a compliment.
09:22This shit just flows.
09:25Y'all can't compete.
09:29Tearing up these rappers.
09:34Like they fucking fresh meat.
09:41Dude, I think your parents are racist.
09:43You think?
09:48Why you lie to your dad like that?
09:52Cause he ain't down with the real me.
09:55I tried talking to him.
09:57And?
10:00He doesn't think I can be a rapper.
10:03He hates the whole fucking lifestyle.
10:06Shit, I wonder why he even lets you in the house sometimes.
10:10So when you graduate and you don't go to the academy?
10:13Then what?
10:14Man, fuck all that.
10:16When I graduate, I'm out of here with the quickness.
10:19My parents gonna wake up one morning,
10:21come into my room and there's gonna be pillows and basketballs and shit underneath the covers.
10:27Yo, you good, Richard.
10:30I mean, you real good.
10:32All you need's a demo.
10:36Maybe we could like rob a store or somebody to get that money.
10:42Book me some fucking studio time so I can lay down some bars.
10:45We push that shit out and never look back.
10:50I mean, tell me I don't fucking got it listening to shit.
10:56I feel like talking some shit.
10:57Huh.
10:58I'm a fucking pit bull, chomping at the bit.
11:00I feel like talking some shit.
11:02Ay, let me off the leash and I'll chomp at the bit.
11:05I walk around knowing I got it, my G.
11:0718 years old and these bars are so fleek.
11:09This shit just flows, y'all can't compete.
11:12Tearing up these rappers like they're fucking fresh meat.
11:23Ayy.
11:24Duh.
11:26We live in the hood.
11:27You got any connects?
11:30Connections to what?
11:31Some fucking keys, man.
11:33I'm trying to push some weight.
11:36Push some weight?
11:37Yeah, nigga, that's how all these rappers get started.
11:40I just need somebody to put me on one fucking time.
11:49Thanks, Dace. Everything was really great.
11:51No, you're welcome.
12:02What the fuck was that?
12:04That was what?
12:05Invite that nigger's mother into my house.
12:06I was just trying to be nice.
12:08You know I can't be seen around those kind of people.
12:10Don't ever invite that kind of trash into my house again.
12:21There he is.
12:22How's it going, boss?
12:23Good to see you, buddy.
12:24Good to have you over.
12:25Thanks for having us, man.
12:26I appreciate it.
12:28You know, every time I'm over here, I just marvel at this wolf.
12:34Yeah, it was my grandfather's.
12:37Smuggled that bad boy out of Germany in World War II.
12:41I know.
12:42Did I say that that is Walter?
12:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:45I know, I know, I know.
12:46That's the Walter that killed Ed Lerner.
12:48That's right.
12:51Every Walter has a story, right?
12:53It's all got a history.
12:55Some is fantastic.
12:57Some are fantasy.
13:00That one's fantastic.
13:02Come on.
13:02Yes.
13:03Sure it is.
13:04Come on.
13:14Stace.
13:17Stace, did Joe do that?
13:24Sometimes they don't know how to leave that stress at work and they take it out on us.
13:29All we can do is be there for them.
13:41Why do you let him do this to you?
13:44Why do you let Joe do it?
13:49Joe gets a little rough with the grabbing, but nothing like this.
13:55Why don't you just leave?
13:58He's a cop.
13:59They don't just leave cops.
14:02They pray they get shot in the line of duty.
14:19All right!
14:21We're here!
14:21We're here!
14:24Get out and see your new home!
14:34Come on, hurry up!
14:37I can't wait for you guys to see the inside.
14:41Come on.
14:42Come on.
14:45It's beautiful.
14:46Wait till you see the inside.
14:58Come on.
14:59Come on.
15:00Come on.
15:01Come on.
15:05Look here, Brandy.
15:06Isn't it nice?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Now, Brandy, why don't you take Nyla upstairs and let her pick her more?
15:14Okay. Come on.
15:17I'm gonna talk with Darnell.
15:20Come here.
15:23What do you think?
15:26I think it's too good to be true.
15:29You know, I want us to get off on the right foot and I just want to let you know
15:34that I love your mother.
15:35And I'm gonna do right by her.
15:37And I'm gonna do right by you.
15:39And I'm gonna do right by your sister.
15:40You understand?
15:45You know what?
15:47What?
15:49She deserves this.
15:52I mean...
15:54You.
15:56She's been through a lot, you know?
16:00I know.
16:02Just don't hurt her.
16:05No.
16:06I won't.
16:08I won't hurt you, Mama.
16:11Look.
16:12Why don't you go and get settled in?
16:16What room am I in?
16:18Well, me and your mama, we got the master and the sister.
16:20She upstairs right now picking her room.
16:22There's two more rooms left.
16:24Go pick.
16:25Go head on.
16:26Really?
16:27Oh, yeah.
16:31Hey.
16:33Brandy?
16:37Thanks.
16:41I'm with your mama.
16:43That's time to know.
16:57Oh, this is cute.
17:12You know, Nyla, can I speak with you for a little bit?
17:18Please?
17:19Sure.
17:31I really don't want to feel like I have to compete with my own daughter.
17:36What do you mean?
17:41Your text.
17:43With Steve.
17:45How many times do I have to tell you?
17:47Steve raped me.
17:49And if you wouldn't have come in when you did, I don't know what he would have did to keep
17:52me from telling you.
17:53Nyla, I saw the way that you guys looked at each other.
17:56I looked at him like a father figure, like most of the men that you brought into my life.
18:01I tried to stop him.
18:03I couldn't.
18:08You know, that's not what he said.
18:14This is why most girls don't tell when they raped.
18:18Because of what you're doing to me right now.
18:22You're accusing me like it's my fault.
18:28I'm your own daughter and you don't even believe me.
18:31Well, I want to believe you.
18:32Then believe me, mom.
18:33Please just believe me.
18:35He raped me.
18:36It's the truth.
18:42I'm sorry.
18:47I'm sorry.
18:50I never stopped to think that maybe you were the victim.
18:58And not me.
19:01I didn't even consider how this must have made you feel and how hurt you were by this.
19:11Yeah, it did.
19:12It hurt.
19:14I'm sorry.
19:16I'm sorry, baby.
19:17Can you forgive me?
19:21There's nothing to forgive.
19:23I mean, he hurt us both.
19:25I'm here.
19:27I'm here.
19:28I'm here for you, okay?
19:29Okay.
19:30I'm here for you, okay?
19:32Thank you, mom.
19:44Okay, we need that moment.
19:46Yes.
19:46We need that.
19:51We get a new beginnings.
19:53New start.
19:55New life.
19:58I'm happy for you, mom.
20:00Like, let's make this the best family it can possibly be.
20:15I'm so happy.
20:16Can you get unpacked?
20:17Yes.
20:37You want to go back to my house and finish up this romantic evening with a little dessert?
20:46I'm trying to say, um, we're going to need to dial her back a little bit.
20:50What do you mean?
20:52I mean people starting to talk.
20:54Now she's getting back to my girlfriend.
20:56I thought you were done with her.
20:57I thought you were done with Darnell.
20:58I am.
21:00Look, Darnell's like a lost little puppy that just follows you home.
21:04Look, none of that matters.
21:05We knew what this was when it started.
21:08Yeah, Clay, but look where we are now.
21:10Yeah.
21:11We're in a restaurant talking about going back to your crib and fucking again.
21:17Look, Shantae, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
21:19Then don't.
21:20I also don't want to hurt Sheila's.
21:21Then don't.
21:25Yeah, this shit's on the shelf, Shantae.
21:29Good luck.
21:32Good luck?
21:33Good luck.
21:55Even if it's something smaller, can we just do a smaller roll?
21:59I've prepped so hard for this.
22:01I need this.
22:03I need to book this.
22:04Please, Miranda.
22:05Just can you find out?
22:10Okay.
22:13Huh?
22:17I've heard your conversation.
22:19And it's just one audition.
22:21You'll get the next one.
22:22I can handle rejection.
22:24It's everything.
22:27It's not like I was eavesdropping, but I overheard your conversation at the table.
22:32And girl, don't ever cry over a dick.
22:37There's way too many of them out there to be getting your heart broken.
22:40Not heart broken over a dick.
22:43That guy's probably going to go number one in the draft one day.
22:48He's a missed opportunity.
22:50Well, that sounds like a girl who knows what she wants.
22:53You're getting darned out, right?
22:55If I can't do any better in life than that, I'm fine.
23:00I remember when I was your age.
23:03I went up the world.
23:06What happened?
23:09I became a schoolteacher.
23:13Talk about unfulfilled.
23:16But then, I was introduced to this person.
23:19And they show me a different side of life.
23:22You want to meet him?
23:26Okay.
23:29But before we go out there, we need to clean you up.
23:33Okay?
23:34Probably like a mess.
23:36I got something in my purse.
23:37You can fix that.
23:38Okay.
23:55Flossie?
23:56I'm sorry, I can't.
23:57You can't what?
23:59Everybody knows Flossie's a pimp.
24:01But didn't you just say you wanted to be an actress?
24:04Yes.
24:05Do you have an agent?
24:06Yeah, I do.
24:08And what do they do?
24:09They introduce me to people who can get me a job.
24:12And then what?
24:13I get the job.
24:14They take their 10% of my earnings.
24:16And then they get me another job.
24:19And you think they ain't pimps?
24:22Fuck.
24:24This is an audition for suckers.
24:26Mm-hmm.
24:26Everybody knows that big roles are always Casanova couch.
24:30You don't think I know that?
24:31You don't think my mom's hipped me to that?
24:34I don't know what your mom's hipped you to.
24:36You want to get on that couch?
24:40Yeah.
24:42How bad you want it?
24:46You know what? Prove it.
24:48Prove what?
24:49Prove that you know somebody famous.
24:52Name somebody.
24:52No, fuck her.
24:53Fuck this bitch.
24:54No, no, no. I got it, sis.
24:56Name somebody.
25:01Roland Towers.
25:03Roland.
25:04Roland Towers.
25:06Shit.
25:08Goddamn number one on the list.
25:10The biggest actor in Hollywood.
25:13Big dreams.
25:21Maybe I should go.
25:23I didn't mean to be too forward.
25:25Maybe you should.
25:26Just wait.
25:28Okay.
25:31Hey.
25:34Somebody want to talk to you?
25:37Hello.
25:40Oh my God.
25:41Oh my God.
25:42It's Roland Towers.
25:46I'm one of your biggest fans.
25:48Yes.
25:49I hope I get to meet you someday.
25:55Okay.
26:01Yeah, we'll be in touch.
26:02Coach.
26:08So, are you like my new agent now?
26:13Yeah.
26:14Something like that.
26:16But before we even get into all that, what's up with you and Donnell?
26:20Nothing serious.
26:21High school?
26:23Well, that nothing serious has become nothing.
26:26So, what are you saying?
26:28I'm saying.
26:30If I'm going to be introducing you to people that can change your life,
26:33you can't have some snotting old kid
26:37hanging on and causing you and me issues.
26:40Well, consider Donnell done.
26:43I've been trying to get rid of him for a minute now.
26:47What better reason than this to make it all final?
26:52Okay.
26:55Yeah, but, uh, you gotta get better than the brags.
26:58What's wrong with my clothes?
26:59Yeah, that shit is terrible.
27:01Yeah, I can't hear you being clients looking like that.
27:04Well, I don't have money to buy any new clothes.
27:08Ask your agent.
27:11All right, girl.
27:11Well, uh, get your act together and then come back and see me.
27:14But wait, wait, Flossie.
27:16Don't you think we should advance her to her?
27:18You know?
27:19So, when she's meeting these people for these auditions, she's ready.
27:29Okay.
27:31We'll start with the tab.
27:34Sound good to you?
27:36Yes!
27:37Yes!
27:40And then I could meet Roland Towers.
27:45You can count them.
27:47Yay!
27:53What are you gonna talk to?
27:55Us.
27:56What about us?
27:58What?
27:59Hey, isn't that Larry?
28:04Yo, is that nigga cheating on my mom?
28:06What are you gonna do?
28:08Where are you going?
28:09Call his ass out!
28:10Look, Darnell, I don't think that's a good idea.
28:13Then what should I do, Shantae?
28:14Maybe you should just stay out of it altogether.
28:16What kind of advice is that?
28:19Nah, man, fuck that.
28:21I'll catch up with you later.
28:22Wait, Darnell, where are you going?
28:24To tell my mom!
28:26But I need to talk to you, Darnell.
28:27Damn, Shantae!
28:29Why does everything always have to be about you and what the fuck you need?
28:33Can't you see that motherfucker is cheating on my mom?
28:36She gave up everything for his ass!
28:40I'll catch up with you later.
28:50I mean, fuck, man.
28:52It's just like the last nigga.
28:55Darnell, it could have been his sister or cousin, a friend.
28:58It could have been anybody.
28:59Hell no!
29:01I know what I saw.
29:03It's really not our business, Darnell.
29:05Don't say anything.
29:07We just started living like normal people.
29:10I can't believe this shit.
29:13The little piece of security we had.
29:16She gave that shit up!
29:17Exactly why you can't say anything.
29:20Please.
29:24She deserves better than that.
29:26You can't do nothing about it.
29:28Don't say anything.
29:29We do too.
29:39Come on.
29:40We're gonna bring the girls out.
29:42Family meeting!
29:44Come on!
29:58Ladies!
29:59Ladies, ladies, ladies.
30:01I would like to introduce you to the newest member of our family.
30:05Hmm.
30:06She's pretty.
30:07Will she be staying with us?
30:08Nah.
30:09She need to finish some things at home first, but afterwards.
30:12Who knows?
30:13I'm actually moving to Hollywood pretty soon.
30:18Why is that so funny?
30:19You know how silly women are.
30:21Let's give you a new look.
30:23Let's go.
30:23Bye.
30:25Bye.
30:37Come in.
30:44Damn.
30:48You look stunning.
30:52Do you remember me?
30:53From where?
30:55About...
30:56Nine years ago.
30:57I met you at one of Darnell's parties.
30:59And...
31:00I was in the mirror feeling bad about myself.
31:02And you told me...
31:06That ugly duck.
31:08Yep.
31:09You were the only person to ever tell me that I was beautiful.
31:14Even though I wasn't.
31:17Sometimes you gotta look past what people are.
31:20And look at where they're going.
31:31Flossie?
31:34I have to take off.
31:36Then take off.
31:38Yeah, that's the problem.
31:39I'm going to meet Ed Winfield.
31:40The actor?
31:41Yeah.
31:42Anyway.
31:43He's with a friend.
31:44And, um...
31:46Say no more.
31:48Sometimes you won't be with Ed.
31:50Well, maybe you will, but...
31:52It's your first chance to hang out with the ladies.
31:54You ready?
31:57So...
31:57What do I have to do?
32:01You'll figure it out.
32:05Well, come on, girl.
32:07Get your...
32:07Get your purse.
32:08Come on, let's go.
32:15Six kids, two dogs under an umbrella.
32:18Why don't they get wet?
32:21Because they huddled together.
32:23Ah, six kids, two dogs.
32:25Nope.
32:29Oh, no, baby. I'll give up.
32:30Why didn't they get wet?
32:32Because it wasn't rain.
32:35He looks so pretty.
32:39So, Nada.
32:41You dating somebody?
32:45What kind of question is that to ask my sister?
32:49It's just a question.
32:53I got a riddle for everybody.
32:56All right, Tramp. Let's hear it.
33:00A man gets out of a bin with his hand on a woman's ass.
33:04Mm-hmm.
33:07Who's the man?
33:12What kind of riddle is that?
33:15It's...
33:15I give up. Who's the man?
33:18It's...
33:20Mary.
33:24Baby, what kind of riddle is that?
33:26I mean, what are you talking about, boy?
33:28That riddle don't make no sense.
33:30It's not a riddle.
33:32Mom, I saw Larry today on Peach Street making out
33:35and holding up with another woman on the corner store.
33:39And don't think I didn't see the way you look at Nyland.
33:42Let it go.
33:43Let it go, Captain.
33:45Mom.
33:47Did you hear me?
33:49I saw this nigga with another woman.
33:52Maybe.
33:54It's not what you think you saw.
33:57Drop it.
33:58Okay?
34:02Now, you know it ain't no other woman, right?
34:05And accusing me of looking at your sister, crossing the line.
34:09You didn't see what you thought you saw.
34:11I know what the fuck I saw.
34:13Look at this nigga such fuckin' crack. He lying.
34:16Leave it alone, Darno.
34:18What? But, Mom...
34:19Enough, nigga.
34:25Take you into my goddamn house.
34:27When all these other niggas abandon you and your mama.
34:30And this how you repay me?
34:31Just come into my house and lie on me?
34:34Larry, maybe.
34:35You believe this little bitch-ass nigga?
34:37No, I think he don't know what he saw.
34:40You're damn right he don't know what he saw.
34:49Shit.
34:51Don't let this little motherfucker mess up your good thing now.
34:57Darno, you need to apologize.
35:01Mommy.
35:04I'm not lying.
35:05I know what I saw.
35:08Hell, now.
35:10Hell, now.
35:10I ain't living like this.
35:19What you gonna do about this, Bryony?
35:24What?
35:24What you gonna do about this?
35:28He's...
35:29He's not gonna do it again.
35:31He not gonna do it again ain't good enough.
35:33Something need to be done about this before I do something about it.
35:35And I tell you for truth, you don't want me to do nothing about it.
35:46Darnell, you gotta go.
35:49What?
35:50You gotta leave, Darnell.
35:52I said you gotta leave.
35:54I don't wanna hear shit else.
35:56Get your shit and get out.
36:02I said get your shit and get out!
36:05Mom.
36:06Do you wanna go with him?
36:22I decided the chick it tried.
36:23I said get out.
36:24It said I was lying for you.
36:24I can shut her actually.
36:25I saw her.
36:26I saw you ÅpXon earlier in my life.
36:27Do you miss any kind of thing which happened to her?
36:27I'll recognize her.
36:27Do you miss any way after I asked her girl?
36:33Therefr ģ ķķģ§ no time.
36:34You miss a month you can't set me up for a offer!
36:35What am I?
36:37I was anticipating these diet of my friend!
36:54Get me some more whiskey.
37:13Get me some more whiskey.
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