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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:33whoo
02:35and
02:48go
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night mom
03:07stop worrying he probably got buried under a mountain again or something
03:12well it wouldn't be the first time don't be late for school
03:20nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care as the global defense agency we have access to
03:27medical technology far beyond any normal hospital
03:35that's one of our threat response teams we're not in the mood for the tour donald sorry debbie
03:42my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with superheroes like your father to keep
03:48the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:57oh my god nolan dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10viltrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there cecil stedman director the gda
04:28deborah i'm so sorry cecil you've got a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last
04:34night oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them
04:38back
04:39but nolan was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet we also don't know why
04:45your dad was at guardians hq now working theory is whoever killed the guardians lured in there
04:50tried to wipe them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't a super villain
04:57alive who doesn't want omni-man and the guardians six feet under and we're keeping this all hush-hush
05:02for now but news will break i wanted you and mark to know first
05:07cold towels and ice water and have a cot brought in here for me deborah we've got the best i've
05:13patched
05:13nolan up for 20 years cecil i am not leaving yeah of course debbie
05:26sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems numerous contacts heavy
05:30weaponry multiple casual now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:34man
05:53ah
05:54Ah, holy shit.
06:10Get it together.
06:12Get it together.
06:14Get in there.
06:19Stop.
06:24Get away from those p***s.
06:38Oh, shit.
06:43Get it together.
06:46Help me.
06:48No!
06:54It's okay.
06:54It's okay.
06:55I'm here.
06:56Are you hurt?
06:59Godox, move!
07:09Oh, shit.
07:10Oh, my God.
07:39I don't know who you are.
07:41But it's time to go.
07:44Jotila, your rank.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, the civilian's in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah.
08:08I got eyes too, robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:25Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You!
08:34Get her to a hospital.
08:35We can handle this.
08:37You're out of meat.
08:39What?
08:39Just go!
08:44Admirable intention, but I am not positive we can handle this.
09:07Guys, I'm down to pocket change here.
09:11Help me.
09:12Faster than I can keep up.
09:14We gave evil time to escape.
09:17That's what matters.
09:18I know.
09:19Me living is what matters.
09:21Then I have bad news.
09:29So good.
09:37Let me go.
09:51Make it up.
09:57That's my life.
09:58I'm dying.
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say I never
10:09want it to happen ever again.
10:17Indeed.
10:21Help! Anyone! I need help!
10:24Freeze!
10:26He needs a doctor!
10:28Come on! Give her to us. Clamp that vein and get a trip started. Prep Operating Room 6.
10:34He's clear.
10:46Mark!
10:47I tried my best. I tried to be like Dad.
10:55It's okay. It's okay.
11:11Hey!
11:13Hey!
11:15Hey! Watch it! Dick!
11:17Hey Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!
11:23Whoa! Are you okay?
11:26My dad, um, he got attacked.
11:28What? You're kidding? Oh God, you're not kidding.
11:35I-I-Is he okay? What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital. They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's...
11:42It's messed up. He's really hurt.
11:46He's really hurt.
11:47Jesus, Mark. I'm so sorry. D-Did they catch you, did it?
11:50No, not yet.
11:52Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city, I'm here for you. Whatever
11:56you need. You wanna talk? I'll listen. You and Debbie need a lasagna? I make a good
12:01one. Actually, I make a great one.
12:04Eve Wilkins.
12:05What? Uh, um, yeah, that's her.
12:09I need to talk to her.
12:10Huh. You and all the other straight boys in a 10-mile radius. Good luck with that.
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:20Eve? Hi, um...
12:22Oh, hey. Mark, right?
12:25Grayson. Yeah. Um, thanks for saving my butt back there.
12:31Y-Yesterday, I mean.
12:34Yesterday? Oh.
12:37Oh, that was you. In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah, that was me. I'm, um... Invincible.
12:47God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe.
12:54I'm Adam Eve. But the rest of the team just calls me Eve. So does everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:03Invincible, yeah.
13:04Do you want to talk about yesterday?
13:08You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:12I heard he just let Todd hit him. Like, 20 times. He didn't flinch or anything.
13:17Todd got so freaked out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh. Of course, Amber. You're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does. It's a psychology thing. If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't
13:36see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm. I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us. Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:47Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force. Those guys are the worst. They got their asses kicked by the Lizard
13:53League last year.
13:54Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers. That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah, okay. Explains a lot. Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding? I froze out there. People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you. And everyone freezes their first time. I used to throw up before every fight. Barf
14:20my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant. You'll get used to it. The fights, not the barfing.
14:31Uh, I just... It wasn't what I expected. I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41No shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:46I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:50Now I'm kidding. You are new at this.
14:56Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know. I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:07Meet me out front after class, invincible.
15:18You kids did good, robot.
15:19Thank you, Cecil. It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency, though your use of the term kids might
15:25be considered condescending.
15:27What a victory. No.
15:29Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:31Three hundred and thirty-eight. Three hundred and thirty-eight.
15:35And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:39The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves the Flaxons. I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded.
16:04For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from.
16:10They ran off because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh.
16:14Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible? He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhero.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up. We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another.
16:38Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security systems forensics.
16:45Frankly is stumped.
16:46I told him to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all.
16:51That's not good news at all.
16:51I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director.
17:00Move it.
17:06Come on out.
17:07I know you're there.
17:11Wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell-
17:21Damien Darkblood.
17:22Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheroes murdered.
17:31Strongest man on the planet almost dead.
17:34No suspects.
17:36No leads.
17:37How does he-
17:38I don't know.
17:39Demon magic or something.
17:41If you're asking if we need your help-
17:42Wasn't asking.
17:46Fine.
17:47Knock yourself out.
17:49Help us solve the case, oh great horned Holmes.
17:52Sir, are you sure?
17:54You got a problem with a demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald.
17:58The-theoretically.
18:03Hey.
18:04I heard you took a few on the chin for me again.
18:07Oh.
18:07Hey, Amber.
18:08Uh, yeah.
18:10But don't worry.
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with Todd.
18:13I let him hit me until he gets bored and goes home.
18:17Hmm.
18:18Nice.
18:19He'll never see it coming.
18:21Unfortunately, neither will your face.
18:23Eh, people always told me I was too pretty anyway.
18:25I gotta run.
18:26Catch you later.
18:30Ready?
18:38Try to keep up.
18:54Eve?
18:56Eve!
18:59Oh, shit!
19:07Okay.
19:08Let's try this again.
19:15Phone.
19:32Now I move.
19:41Cool.
19:42Ha!
19:44Big.
19:49Oh, hey!
19:51It's the Ice Man!
19:53Rex!
19:53Couldn't have won that fight without you.
19:55Oh!
19:56Except we did.
19:58They got old.
19:59And ran away.
20:00Still counts.
20:01Welcome, Invincible.
20:02My name is Robot.
20:04Apologies for Rexplode.
20:05He's-
20:06Unbelievably awesome.
20:07Incorrigible.
20:08And rude.
20:09And...
20:10Bored of this.
20:12Unduplicate.
20:13Invincible.
20:14Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:17Hey, Robot.
20:18Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate.
20:23As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own.
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return.
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos.
20:35It should give us a few minutes of early warning.
20:39Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies.
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed.
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course.
20:55Just text me, I guess.
20:57Oh, right, you need my number.
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but they were all pretty cool.
21:07Except Rexplode.
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is.
21:10I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one.
21:17Just a friend.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Thanks, Mom.
21:25Oh, Mark.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you.
21:32Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives.
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought.
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero.
21:42Your dad's good at a lot of things.
21:45Talking about his feelings isn't one of them.
21:47But we can talk.
21:58Is, uh, is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya.
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:04We've contacted them, yes, but this is a secure facility.
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital.
22:10But she'll be okay.
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell, but I hope so.
22:25Oh.
22:26Whew.
22:34Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38Uh, we're just friends.
22:41Will you stop saying that?
22:43It's like you're trying to jinx any chance you have of dating Eve.
22:46A day ago you said I had no chance.
22:49That was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday.
22:53Everyone saw that?
22:55It doesn't matter. She already has a boyfriend.
22:57So? You can be more awesome than him and take his place.
23:01That's how dating works.
23:03Why are you so intimidated by her?
23:06Other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic.
23:09Thanks for that, William.
23:11I gotta go.
23:12Go? Go where?
23:14You know what? I don't care.
23:17It's probably somewhere you'll be alone forever.
23:20Is Mark dating Eve Wilkins?
23:22I wish.
23:23I mean, no.
23:26Definitely not.
23:27She's got a boyfriend.
23:28He is super available.
23:29You want his number? I'll write it down for you.
23:37Uh...
23:37Where are you guys coming from?
23:39Um, we go to the same high school, Rex.
23:41Oh, you do, do you?
23:43Um, yeah, we do.
23:45Must be nice.
23:47You know who never got to go to high school?
23:49Me.
23:50We know. It shows.
23:51I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand.
23:55Guess who's back?
23:59We know.
24:00We know.
24:01We know.
24:06We know.
24:08We know.
24:08We know.
24:10We know.
24:10They're not getting old, robot.
24:12Why aren't they getting old?
24:14They seem to have discovered a way to resist our time stream.
24:17In three days?
24:18Three days for us.
24:20Decades for them.
24:21Who cares?
24:22I bet their bones don't work.
24:24So do ours!
24:26Ready for this?
24:28Yeah.
24:29I think so.
24:32Hurry up, Rex!
24:43Hurry up!
24:44Hurry up,어줘ya!
24:57Hey, don't do that!
25:05Zulia's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:21Run!
25:23Run!
25:25Run!
25:26Oh, my God.
25:56So powerful.
26:16We are rats.
26:18They seem to have spent their time wisely.
26:23Eve!
26:29No, don't!
26:31Don't, don't!
26:32So, Ultima.
26:34I sent you!
26:38That's my hand!
26:49Invincible.
26:51Eve.
26:56You're okay?
26:57Oh.
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream.
27:18Destroy their wristbands.
27:20What?
27:21All of them?
27:4649,000 kHz
27:52Keep them off
28:24I don't know what happened
28:26I got mad, I guess
28:28Don't get me wrong
28:29That was amazing
28:30But also the scariest thing I've ever seen
28:32Just don't ever point that at me, okay?
28:35Don't listen to Rex, you did great
28:37That's what I said, Eve
28:39Ugh, God, my back
28:41Ugh, can I get a massage? Anybody? Just a little rub?
28:45Everything okay?
28:47I gotta go
28:48Oh no, that's fine
28:49We'll handle the cleanup
28:52Asshole!
29:00Mark!
29:01Hey, son
29:01Dad!
29:03Ow! Ribs
29:04Careful! You're going to put him in a coma again
29:08You're okay
29:09No, he's not
29:11But he is okay enough to come home
29:13Mom says you've been keeping the planet safe for me
29:17Mom's exaggerating
29:18Tell me everything
29:31What hospital did they move Maya to?
29:36No, they said she'd recover
29:41It's part of the job
29:44Come on, let's go home
29:45I'm dying for some real food
29:51Hey, I need my costume back
29:52I don't care how torn up it is
29:54It's classified
29:55And I want it back
29:57Go get it
29:58Now!
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week
30:10Leaving the local champions to pick up the slack
30:20It's like you're not even trying
30:24And now you're trying too hard
30:26Slow down
30:27Don't hit me where I am
30:29Hit me where-
30:32Thanks for the tip
30:33You know, you have to be able to take a hint-
30:36Colin!
30:42Oh, great
30:43We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast
30:47He's back
30:4815 minutes till he's breathing our air
30:51I wouldn't ask, Nolan
30:53But with the guardians gone
30:54I'll stop him
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week
30:58And you want to send him to space?
31:00No
31:01No way
31:02He doesn't work for you
31:03Sweetie
31:04Sweetie
31:04There's no one else to be
31:05I'll go
31:06Sweetie
31:07I said no!
31:08You're still injured
31:09I'll go
31:11Okay
31:11What?
31:12Why not?
31:13He's not that tough
31:14Mark can take him
31:15Oh, wonderful
31:16That's your solution
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:20Just knock some sense into the guy and throw him back where he came from
31:23Easy
31:24How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing
31:28You don't
31:30Twelve minutes
31:41Okay
31:57Hey, you're early
31:58Ant, you shaved your mustache
32:01Stay away from my planet
32:11Not bad
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something
32:14Your moon is that way
32:22Why can I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:35I'm sad for your people
32:54You sure?
32:55You're the same guy?
32:56I fought here three years ago
32:58What?
32:58No
32:58I'm not the same guy
32:59Well
33:00Sucks to be you then
33:01Ah
33:01My eye
33:03Really?
33:04You tried this already?
33:05Eh?
33:06No
33:07No
33:11I'm not the same guy
33:11No
33:11Ha
33:13Maybe you'll do after all
33:15What are you talking about?
33:17What?
33:19Wait
33:20Stop
33:21I
33:21Hold
33:22God
33:22I
33:23Don't
33:23I
33:23Wanna
33:24Talk
33:26Are you using your timeout?
33:28I get a timeout?
33:29Why do I get a timeout?
33:31Hey, I didn't invent the rules
33:32What rules?
33:34I don't even know who you are
33:36Oh
33:37You don't?
33:44No
33:45No
33:45No
33:52All right
33:53Um
33:54I'm an evaluation officer
33:55For the Coalition of Planets
33:57I drop by little dirt balls like yours
33:59To make sure there's someone capable of defending them against
34:02You know
34:03Planet conquering monsters
34:04Things of that nature
34:06I literally have no idea what any of that means
34:10Well, I don't know what to tell you man
34:11Your planet signed up for the program
34:13See?
34:14Request from Urath
34:15For evaluation
34:15Urath?
34:16This is Earth!
34:21Earth
34:21Yes
34:23Not Urath
34:24No
34:25Is that with an E or a U?
34:27E
34:29I'm in so much trouble
34:31Well, thanks for letting me know
34:33I'm Alan by the way
34:36Invincible
34:36Oh yeah?
34:38Little optimistic, isn't it?
34:39Yeah, I know
34:40I just bought you and I think you're quite invincible
34:44Okay
34:44Well, as long as I don't get fired
34:46I'll see you around, invincible
34:47Sorry about all that
34:53What the hell was that?
34:55What?
34:58Wow
35:00Cool
35:03Before I go
35:04I already told you everything I remember
35:07Right
35:09Right
35:09Just go over it for me one more time
35:12I got a distress call from the Guardians
35:15But when I arrived, everything seemed fine
35:18Then the lights went out and someone attacked me
35:21I fought with them until I passed out
35:23Woke up in your hospital
35:25That's it
35:26That's it?
35:29Must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before
35:35Yeah
35:39Do you have any leads yet?
35:40Someone thinks they're too clever for us
35:43They all think that at first
35:57Oh, great
35:58Dude
36:00Dick
36:00Look, Todd
36:02Why don't we just...
36:03Shut it, Grayson
36:05I'm sorry
36:06What?
36:08I'm sorry I kicked your ass
36:09I... I don't know what you're saying
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass, okay?
36:18Oh
36:20Thanks, I guess
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number
36:25What?
36:26Do you want Amber's phone number, nerd?
36:28Yes, but why are you...
36:30Because she found some old photos of me, okay?
36:32Photos she said she'd delete if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again
36:36There, have a crappy life with her
36:39Suck
36:43Photos of what, Todd?
36:44Don't push your luck, Grayson
36:51Amber?
36:52I mean, uh, hello?
37:05But that's mine!
37:11I have bad news
37:13Oh! Robots got bad news, everybody! Did you hear that? Hey, robot! What's the bad news?
37:20There are too many of them, their technology has advanced too far, and they've rendered themselves immune to our time
37:26stream
37:26We should consider the city lost
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response
37:31What? No!
37:32No way!
37:33We're not nuking anyone, robot, and we're not giving up
37:38What are we? Fight force?
37:40I love you, man, but sometimes, you've gotta screws
37:45I don't use screws
37:46My fastenings are all magnetic interlocks
37:49My fastenings are all magnetic interlocks
37:51My fastenings are all magnetic interlocks
38:18Invincible
38:44Invincible
38:56You our
38:59Cokie
39:11Cokie
39:19Harder!
39:23Harder!
39:25Hamid!
39:34Godilha!
39:35Yurik!
39:36Latimoi!
39:49Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Omni-man's your dad?
40:05What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons.
40:09But he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh, so he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension? That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:47You don't seem to think much advice.
40:51Look out.
40:55I've never seen life, normally.
41:05But somehow we'll struggle.
41:25I need a shower.
41:28Dad!
41:34I'm...
41:35I'm at a loss for how to report this, but...
41:37The Guardians of the Globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now.
41:52Tell the French President we have it covered.
41:59I need the room.
42:01Now!
42:06Well, enlighten me.
42:07No one they for sure.
42:09No one else had seen of murders.
42:12Only Guardians.
42:14Omni-man.
42:15Which means killer must be one of them.
42:19One of them?
42:20There's a hundred supervillains who don't leave a trace.
42:23We turn into smoke.
42:24Or living electricity.
42:26Or only exist in dreams.
42:28I know.
42:29You don't listen to me.
42:31You listen!
42:32And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone, and I mean anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have.
42:38You understand me?
42:39Now get out.
42:40Get out!
42:42Before I send you back to help myself.
42:46Um...
42:47Blind old man.
42:50Put an A6 surveillance team on the races.
42:53Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald.
42:56Might decide to finish the job.
43:02The killer's still out there.
43:03The killer's still out there.
43:08The killer's still out there.
43:12The killer's still out there.
43:13The killer's still out there.
43:17The killer's still out there.
43:19The killer's still out there.
43:20The killer's still out there.
43:21The killer's still out there.
43:21The killer's still out there.
43:27The killer's still out there.
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