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Crackhead - Season 1 - Episode 01: Were All Mad Here
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00:00I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:02I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:06I can hear the sound coming
00:12Boy, I'm from the south side, bitch
00:14Tryna get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:18Said I'm tryna get the south side rich
00:21Inside, spook an outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth like this
00:24You heard a couple dudes from the south
00:26But the dudes that stuff don't sound like this
00:29I had to make the rules myself
00:30Make a move myself
00:31So it sounds like this
00:33They treat me like I'm moon round town
00:34I'm the best, can't seek a damn
00:49Oh, shit!
00:51Oh, shit!
00:52Oh, shit!
00:53Oh, shit!
00:54Oh, shit!
00:55Oh, shit!
00:55Oh, shit!
00:55Oh, shit!
00:56Oh, shit!
00:57Oh, shit!
01:00In the small town of last,
01:02with its tranquil atmosphere
01:04and luxurious amenities,
01:06at last, the healing
01:07can begin.
01:09Why didn't you touch my shit?
01:11Okay, so I need to know
01:13what drugs and alcohol you've taken in the last
01:16three days? I don't know.
01:18I don't know!
01:22Um, alright, well, what about your eye?
01:24Did you get in a fight or something?
01:25You fucking slut!
01:29Get your
01:30fucking hands off me!
01:31You know why your police report says you're here?
01:33Oh, my God!
01:35It's just a big misunderstanding.
01:38Big misunderstanding.
01:40This is your third court appearance.
01:43Oh, eat a dick.
01:45Miss Jones!
01:46Given your inability to take these charges seriously,
01:49I'm inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence
01:51you're facing.
01:54What?
01:57Almost done?
01:57Yeah, yeah, I got it. Sorry.
02:02Um, look, we need to do a full health assessment, alright?
02:06So you might as well just tell me exactly what you're taking,
02:08okay?
02:09In view of your mental health,
02:11I am prepared to consider a 28-day rehabilitation program.
02:16However,
02:18you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving you are committed to sobriety.
02:22If this letter is unattainable,
02:24you will be transferred from the clinic to prison.
02:26Do you understand?
02:31Fine.
02:31Fine.
02:33I had some whiskey.
02:35And tequila.
02:37And vodka.
02:39And it was the one with the gold flakes.
02:41Gold flakes.
02:44Anything else?
02:46Tremadol and weed, just to like, chill me out.
02:49Totally understand that.
02:50And some cotton.
02:52Wow, okay.
02:53Is this a bomb?
02:54Yeah.
02:54Oh, and phyloxetane and codeine, but I'm there from my doctor.
02:58And I tried men.
03:01Myth.
03:02What?
03:04I didn't like it.
03:05You'd be the first.
03:10Luxurious amenities, my arse.
03:12Ah, so you were paying attention.
03:14Good on you.
03:15Come on, let's go.
03:17Alright, so detoxing is going to take a few days.
03:19And then tomorrow you get to meet your psychiatrist.
03:22That'd be cool, wouldn't it?
03:23Fucking sweet.
03:24Alright, and then you got to start your group therapy.
03:27Pretty awesome.
03:28And actually there's a few more rules.
03:30Sorry.
03:31No sex.
03:32No drugs.
03:33Or alcohol.
03:35And there's no phones for the first.
03:36What, what, what?
03:37No, no, no, no.
03:38I need my phone.
03:38It's only for the first week.
03:40That's all.
03:40Oh my god, what do you think I'm going to do?
03:42You think I'm going to call my drug dealer?
03:43I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere.
03:45Don't care.
03:46Policy.
03:47I'm in the middle.
03:47Do it.
03:52Lydia.
03:53Sup?
03:54Um, Lydia, this is Frankie.
03:57Um, she's going to be your new roommate.
04:01Fuck that.
04:04You know what?
04:10How about you show Frankie around?
04:15I'm going to have a diary.
04:16I'll see you guys later.
04:18You.
04:19Becky.
04:21Follow me.
04:30Reception.
04:34Oh, seriously?
04:36The kitchen.
04:38The TV zone.
04:40The schizo.
04:46June's view.
04:47You owe me for the hot chocolate powder.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh.
04:52Oh.
04:55Oh, no.
04:57Oh.
04:58Oh, no.
04:58It's all right.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Not today Satan.
05:03Oh.
05:07I believe it's paradise.
05:15The circle of suffering.
05:17What's up old men?
05:22Dressing like a prostitute won't get you far in here.
05:30Hurry the fuck up Vicky.
05:34Brian, what the fuck?
05:36The sex feed.
05:37The sex feed.
05:46Bedroom.
05:47You got bottom.
05:48Used to be Sarah's.
05:49She killed herself.
05:56Move.
05:58Move.
05:58Move.
05:59Move.
06:00Move.
06:01Move.
06:02Go.
06:03Hurry up.
06:20Jones.
06:21Are you Frances Jones?
06:24Frankie.
06:25Yeah.
06:25Hi.
06:26This one's for you.
06:27Oh, no, no.
06:27I'm good with spaghetti.
06:30Until you've had your initial psych evaluation, you have to eat from the meal pan.
06:36I'm not fucking eating that.
06:38If you don't want it, don't eat.
07:03Okay.
07:04No.
07:05Eh.
07:07Fumble.
07:08I don't.
07:09Oh, crackhead.
07:10What?
07:10Come on.
07:12Alcoholic.
07:12Bulimic.
07:13Crazy.
07:14What's your thing?
07:15I don't have a thing.
07:16No, no, no.
07:17Everyone has a thing.
07:18Coffee.
07:19Sugar.
07:20And these.
07:22You're gonna need them.
07:24Loads of them.
07:26And you're probably not gonna sleep.
07:28And you're gonna get too tired and you're gonna hear-
07:30I get it.
07:30I get it.
07:31I'm in hell.
07:32Yeah.
07:32Thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:35So.
07:37Hmm.
07:39You here because you killed someone?
07:41No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:42Yet.
07:48Seriously, though.
07:49There's like a child killer here, so watch your back.
07:53I'm not joking.
07:56Shh.
07:57Shh.
08:22Diego.
08:24God.
08:24Ah!
08:25Shit!
08:26Hitting out!
08:27From the fucking nowhere!
08:28Fuck you!
08:29Fuck you giant asshole!
08:32Ah!
08:33Ah!
08:33Dad!
09:05師傑!
09:18Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:21Ah!
09:21Ah!
09:22Ah!
09:22Did you put that there?
09:23Did I put what where?
09:25The rat! Did you put that fucking rat in my bed?
09:29Nope.
09:30You sure?
09:31If you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it in
09:36your bed...
09:40...then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:49What was that, mate?
09:53No, you tell her.
09:56Frankie should go and find another room!
09:58Get in the hallway with me, Sus, Henny!
10:03As difficult as Henry's past was, it was nothing compared to the guide.
10:08Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut and moving back to the snow cake.
10:14He has journeyed with even more...
10:17He was trying to write down the treasure of an alien criminal.
10:27Oh...
10:29Oh...
10:31Fuck!
10:35Fuck!
10:37...and I'm not an idiot!
10:38I just don't like the games you're playing!
10:40You think you're smart, you think you're so important!
10:43Judge you, baby!
10:44Well, I've been kept for you coming!
10:45Help me!
10:47Lately!
10:48Baby!
10:49Baby!
10:51Fuck!
10:52Fuck!
10:53Shit, Dex.
10:57Sorry.
10:57Sorry, sorry, sorry.
10:58Traffic was all the fuck off.
11:00Missed the whole thing!
11:20Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:26Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:30Call your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:40I like the 3-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:41Please click the Hatch key.
11:41Call your 9-digit code and bring your 10-digit code and press the Hatch key.
11:41How are you拯 Sapely waiting to enter your 9-digit code?
11:43You don't know it, Yaya.
11:43Cuando I pick it up, you can everything.
11:44I know it he has to be united in the office.
11:44I think it's better.
11:44Can I move the 10-digit code?
11:52How are you doing?
11:53I've been playing the 9-digit code.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:33Fuck.
12:56Where's breakfast?
12:57Bella said this one's for you.
13:06How do I move rooms?
13:11You don't.
13:13But Alcat put a rat in my bed.
13:16That's a classic.
13:18What?
13:19Sorry, I will deal with Alcat.
13:21Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get too excited. Just meds.
13:24Hell withdrawals.
13:30Yum.
13:32I understand you recently lost your father, Alan.
13:37I'm sorry.
13:39And your mum, Catherine. She lives up in auction.
13:42Yeah, Mum.
13:44Right, okay.
13:46And your full name is Frances.
13:47I am Frankie.
13:48Eloise Jones.
13:50And you are one of the reasons I'm starving, so fuck you very much.
13:53Yeah, I heard about that.
13:55I am sorry.
13:56We have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients you need when you first arrive.
14:02How are you feeling after your first night?
14:04Feeling.
14:06Let's see.
14:07Let's see.
14:07Great staff.
14:08Great facilities.
14:09Great roomie.
14:10But since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours is a fist-sized mutant moth,
14:14the last thing I'm going to do is talk to you about my fucking feelings.
14:21Look, if I am honest, I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through, so if you want to
14:29leave it for today, let's call with me.
14:32You just have to stay for the full session.
14:38What about my reference letter?
14:40Hmm?
14:41Well, I'll still get it.
14:43Oh, no, we can deal with that later.
14:53Darling.
14:56You look terrible, Frances.
15:00Are you all right?
15:01I'm fine.
15:02You really need to take better care of yourself.
15:04Go and have a nice hot shower.
15:05I've laid out a lovely black dress.
15:13Absolutely not.
15:38Stop it.
16:01Is that my hoodie?
16:02No, I bought it.
16:04What?
16:04I did.
16:05I did.
16:05I felt cat.
16:06What in the fucking hell?
16:07Hey, I've already paid extra because it's got a kangaroo pouch!
16:11I love the ones with the mum pocket.
16:22Fuck!
16:25And hands up in the air!
16:27And everybody down and what?
16:30And pose and pose and pose.
16:33And hands up behind the head!
16:35Elbow to the thigh!
16:37And three and four!
16:38Well done!
16:39Five!
16:40You're late!
16:41Seven!
16:42Eight!
16:43One!
16:43And two!
16:44Frankie, Frankie!
16:45Frances!
16:46Wakey, wakey!
16:47If you can't find your five, then I'm really deeply concerned about you!
16:52And one!
16:52And two!
16:53And three!
16:54And four!
16:56Watching and push!
16:57Watching and push!
16:59And one!
17:00And two!
17:01And three!
17:02And four!
17:03Five!
17:04Six!
17:05Seven!
17:06Eight!
17:07Eight!
17:08Eight!
17:09Eight!
17:09Eight!
17:10She's gonna kill you!
17:11Uh, not if her dress kills me first!
17:13You look like a vagina!
17:15Darling!
17:15Darling!
17:16Darling!
17:17This isn't just a dress!
17:19It's a gown!
17:21Vagina is in!
17:23Actual fashion is out!
17:25What?
17:25Ah!
17:27He-he-he!
17:33Ooh!
17:35They look young!
17:37Ah!
17:38Fuck!
17:39Get off!
17:40Oh!
17:41Oh!
17:42Oh!
17:42Ha-ha-ha!
17:44Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
17:47Oopsie!
17:48Silly me!
17:48Ruined all the pies!
17:50In fact, I always ruin everything!
17:52I have no idea why!
17:54It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high!
17:57All the time!
17:59And thank God someone else will clear up after me!
18:01Like they always do!
18:02If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me!
18:05I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting...
18:08Parasite!
18:13Up!
18:14And down!
18:15And then...
18:18...finished!
18:19Hi!
18:20Hi!
18:20I am so bushed!
18:22See you next week!
18:24Namaste!
18:25Namaste!
18:26Namaste!
18:28Thank you!
18:29Where the fuck is all my shit?
18:31Chill!
18:32It's okay!
18:32And I thought that you understood!
18:34Huh?
18:35So this is community living...
18:37...and we all share here...
18:38Fuck off with your community bullshit!
18:40Hey!
18:41It's no big!
18:42I'll get it!
18:44I'll get you your shit back!
18:47Oh good!
18:48Okay!
18:49You feel better?
18:56Make it quick!
18:57I'm busy!
19:01Calls a maid in here!
19:02We'll see ya!
19:20We'll see ya!
19:22I'm actually a pretty fucking good cleaner Katara!
19:25You okay?
19:26I need you to get her out of here!
19:28What now?
19:29Yes!
19:29No not now!
19:30Jesus!
19:30I cannot with her!
19:31Okay!
19:32Alright!
19:32Let's go for a kick!
19:33Oh you have a pie with me!
19:34All good!
19:35You have a pie with me!
19:37I'll tell you what!
19:37I need my stuff!
19:38Yeah!
19:38We'll go grab it!
19:39We'll go grab it!
19:42You've reached Emma!
19:43Please leave a message!
19:50She must be at work or something!
20:17No!
20:18Go grab it!
20:19No!
20:21No!
20:22No!
20:23What the fuck?
20:24She's burning her in shit!
20:26No!
20:28No!
20:34You look fast!
20:36You look fast!
20:38No!
20:38No!
20:39No!
20:45Yeah, I need a fire engine.
20:47Now, 67 Logan Park, man.
20:53Frankie, help.
20:54Frankie, help!
21:18What the fuck is going on?
21:21Come on!
21:29Don't ask if you don't want to know.
21:51Don't ask if you don't want to know.
22:03I'll take one and a ball so deep.
22:10If I never weeple, at least I'm falling asleep.
22:20Frankie!
22:31Can't handle it, huh?
22:41You killed someone, Frankie.
22:43Frankie, it's this or prison.
22:46Joyce is yours.
22:47I never weeple, at least I'm falling asleep.
22:55When you feel so alone inside.
23:02When your dreams come up by.
23:09I keep falling apart so deep.
23:16If I never weeple, at least I'm falling asleep.
23:22If I never weeple, at least I'm falling asleep.
23:23If I never weeple.
23:24If I never weeple.
23:27I need an answer.
23:28If I never weeple, I can stare away.
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