The great indian kapil show - (2026) ✅ FULL EP - video Dailymotion

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Comedy kings Samay Raina and Ranveer Alahbadia join the fun! #Comedy

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00:20Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show

00:30and thank you, please sit here

00:36Who has said love you?

00:40You are happy, you are happy

00:43Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel

00:46You both know

00:49You also take someone like Netflix on the platform

00:52Where people are watching

00:54Then the person is making their own YouTube channel

00:57I am talking about myself

01:00If there are 4 people in one house

01:02Then the mother is different, the father is different

01:05and the children are different

01:06This time I am talking about you

01:09The meaning of saying

01:12Look, every person has started to make a video

01:15You have so many channels

01:17They are in the kitchen

01:19Guys!

01:20Guys!

01:20Today I have made a bread and bread and bread

01:22I have made a bread

01:25After her husband's mouth is open

01:27And she has made bread and put it on YouTube

01:31Then the audience comes back and says

01:32The bread and bread looks good on YouTube

01:34That day

01:36The bread and bread

01:37The bread and bread

01:39The bread and bread

01:40The kids come here

01:42They are giving makeup tips

01:43I am so crazy

01:45Guys!

01:46You put a moisturizer

01:47You put a foundation

01:49Then highlighter

01:50Then blush

01:51Then lip gloss

01:52Then lip gloss

01:53And finally

01:54With the black eyeliner

01:55With the magenta mascara

01:56And you have no makeup looks

01:57No makeup looks

02:02No makeup looks

02:02Before that

02:03The 28 things in my mouth

02:05The big, 2 inches

02:07The big, 2 inches

02:08The big, 2 inches

02:11The big, 2 inches

02:12The small, 2 inches

02:13The big, 2 inches

02:16Hi guys

02:17Guys

02:18Guys

02:18Go Looks like at which

02:20I've got invisible

02:20Hi guys

02:21Guys

02:24Guys

02:30Guys, today I will tell you about backless blouse.

02:33Look, this blouse is only one person.

02:37The young man is wearing normal clothes.

02:42His wife told him,

02:44when he was wearing clothes, he will make a tattoo on his feet.

02:51It's a different channel of knowledge.

02:52It's a different channel of knowledge.

02:54They're playing a piano from behind.

02:56A little bit of a piano.

02:57They're expressions, Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.

03:00Mix the expression.

03:02Open your eyes and open it.

03:04They say,

03:06the problem is a peace, friends.

03:09Everyone is living in life.

03:11This is a life for four days.

03:13The baby says,

03:14why are you taking the name for four days?

03:15I'm taking the name for 25 days.

03:16I'm taking the name for four days.

03:18I'm taking the name for four days.

03:22I'm taking the name for four days.

03:22Maybe some people are making a travel video.

03:25They're making your bag and they're coming.

03:27The world is waiting for you.

03:30You have a comment.

03:31If someone's coming down,

03:32who will you give money for one?

03:33foreign

04:13Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

04:18Welcome, welcome.

04:27What a word, what a word.

04:32Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

04:37Welcome, welcome.

04:59It's very strange, it's just two people in this whole studio who went to Supreme.

05:05That's us and Siddhu Paji.

05:14That's why I wrote a song for you.

05:20Come on, come on.

05:48Come on.

05:51No, no.

05:53No, no.

05:55It's like I'm lost at home.

05:58Today, you'll have a little coaching with me.

06:00How do you bounce back?

06:01Last time Ranveer and Samir were together,

06:04there was a police case.

06:06So, today, you'll be together.

06:08We'll take coffee, or we'll take anti-spitry bail.

06:15You were watching Latent.

06:17I had a lot of episodes.

06:18I had a phone too.

06:19I had a phone too.

06:21I had a phone too.

06:22I said, why didn't the case happen?

06:23So...

06:25When my show was closed,

06:28one day before I got a call

06:29that something is bad.

06:32Is it true?

06:34Is it true or not?

06:35I told you,

06:35look, you've got a look.

06:36Let's go a little bit.

06:38So, I told you about my experience.

06:40I don't have any anti-yami.

06:44You're famous.

06:45But when you're famous,

06:46you can't even say anything.

06:47What?

06:48What?

06:52What I want to tell my brothers,

06:55you don't have married.

06:56In the show,

06:57everyone works,

06:58all the two kids.

07:00So,

07:00we'll do it a little bit.

07:02I did it, sir.

07:04No, no,

07:04no, no.

07:06Oh

07:36Oh

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40:27Let me add, let me add. Can you just shut up, please? Two minutes, two minutes. Can we just listen

40:32to me?

40:33Yes.

41:05Good one.

41:06Good one.

41:15No, no, no.

41:16No, no, no, no.

41:19You are so biased.

41:24One thing tell me.

41:25If you are from Nagpur,

41:28how much do you learn vitamin C?

41:32Mr. Ranbir, what do you think?

41:35What do you say about this?

41:36Say this, close your eyes and we go back.

41:47I never saw such a small girl,

41:49look at my eyes like a boy.

41:52I never saw such a small girl.

41:53You know this,

41:54it's not like a small girl.

41:55After you shave,

41:56she does my teeth in the rain.

41:59And then,

41:59that's how it has happened.

42:02What do you say about this?

42:05I support it.

42:07I'm a Gen Z in my mindset.

42:09I'm a fluid.

42:10First, please tell you about Gen Z.

42:12If you don't know Gen Z,

42:15I don't know how many years are going to be.

42:17Like Benji is like Janji.

42:20Okay, you tell me something.

42:23What are you saying?

42:27Sir.

42:29You come here.

42:31Come here.

42:33No, come here.

42:40Sir.

42:42I feel like a girl to be a girl to be a girl.

42:46People just see that they are being a girl.

42:49But they don't see their work behind them.

42:51Like Kiku Sir and Krishna Ji.

42:53Backstage, they took 35 minutes to be a girl.

42:57Archana Ji took a half an hour, right?

43:05This is another girl.

43:06If you become a man, you become a man.

43:11So once upon a time.

43:14Victor said.

43:15Who is Victor?

43:17I don't know who.

43:19But he just said that.

43:20And I heard it.

43:22Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

43:26I don't know what Victor said.

43:28I don't care what Victor said.

43:30But what I am sure to say, I care.

43:33I said,

43:34If you want a little comedy in small things.

43:36Is that true?

43:37I also think it's a small thing.

43:39In small things.

43:40In small things.

43:41Sometimes.

43:42In small things.

43:44For me, if someone is running away.

43:46Laughter.

43:49For example.

43:50This is a small things.

43:51Laughter.

43:56Laughter.

43:56He's running away.

43:57Laughter.

43:59What is that?

44:00Tell me.

44:07I get it. I get it. Yeah. I get this.

44:14I respect that.

44:23I get it.

44:27I get it.

44:52I get it.

45:11I get it.

45:39Let me move on to the next topic.

46:04What's wrong with it?

46:05What's wrong with it?

46:44What's wrong with it?

46:45What's wrong with it?

46:51Can I move to the next topic?

46:53Yes, yes.

46:54Next topic is,

46:55we use the words in comedy.

47:04Look at it.

47:05Why?

47:06Look at it.

47:07Because they don't have voice.

47:11Why?

47:12Why are you talking about it?

47:15Why are you talking about it?

47:16Why are you talking about it?

47:18Look.

47:20What do you want to say to him?

47:24What do you want to say to him?

47:31Yeah, I'm not gonna see me that my murky and daddy. Yeah, but it's a little say under there. Yeah

47:37But I'm a figure keep a key away

47:40I'm just a joke not a calco and murky naysa manga message car. Oh, those are underneath the pangal

47:51But I can take it born day. Yes, but he ended this up. Hey, this rock is car. Yeah, they

47:57key

47:59One

48:01Yeah, three.

48:03Wow, I feel very hungry.

48:05Give me two yellows and one.

48:08I have three and a half of the hamlet.

48:09This is a airport.

48:11It's 800 rupees.

48:12Why would you give me 800-800-800-800-800-800-800?

48:13Why did you give me an animal?

48:15The animal is a pilot.

48:21You're so rich.

48:22You're so rich.

48:23You're rich.

48:25You're rich.

48:26You're rich.

48:28I've got an animal.

48:30You're rich.

48:34Next move.

48:36Kya comedy mein body shaming honi chahiye?

48:39Is my question.

48:41Aapka is baare mein kya kehna hai?

48:48Nation wants to know.

48:51Jawab dena moti.

48:53Ahahahahaha.

48:59My god.

49:01Mera maan nahi he,

49:02jis moti ko mota sunne ke liye,

49:05moti rakam mil rai ho.

49:09To ispe kisi or motay ko kya patti ho ne chahiye

49:13aur kyu honni chahiye.

49:14Merayheshaab se, mota moti ye baat thi ka,

49:16ispe koi problem ne hi ha.

49:18Samae,

49:19you tell me something on this.

49:21Sir, see, I think it depends on how far the motor is from you.

49:28If he's standing in the past, he should not say.

49:32But if he's far away, he can run away.

49:37Correct.

49:38And then if you don't say the motor,

49:40and if you say the motor,

49:42then it's great.

49:44And it's great.

49:45Give it to him, sir.

49:45Come on.

49:53This guy is so good.

49:58I want to ask you something.

50:01Your head is like a cycle.

50:03Why are you talking to me?

50:06This is an example that I'm giving.

50:08My fingers went down.

50:09You look like a cycle.

50:12Your head is like a baby.

50:15Your head is like a athlete.

50:17These are all examples.

50:19Example, example.

50:20Your head is like a chair.

50:22So all these examples.

50:24Your head is like this.

50:25Your head is like this.

50:26Is that comedy?

50:31Is this the comedy?

50:34Is this the comedy?

50:35Is this the comedy?

50:39You tell me, is this the comedy?

50:55is this the news?

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