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00:01:03Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:20Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:37One unlucky sailor fell under an ancient, wicked curse
00:01:45And thusly he became known as the dreaded Flying Dutchman
00:01:52Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse is through the pure heart of an innocent
00:02:00Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman is doomed to wander the seas in search of this magical soul
00:02:06A precious youth with an innocent mind
00:02:10Will he find this soul?
00:02:14Does such a soul even exist?
00:02:18Shut up
00:02:23You live in a pineapple under the sea
00:02:51Good morning!
00:02:53This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101
00:02:57And I got the jet fuel to get you rockin'
00:03:01Are you ready to get the day started?
00:03:05I'm ready
00:03:22Big things are happening today!
00:03:25Today's the day!
00:03:27I just know it!
00:03:28Things feel different!
00:03:30My whole life is about to change!
00:03:34I know I said that yesterday, Gary
00:03:37And the day before
00:03:39And a bunch of days before that
00:03:41But today is different!
00:03:47Big things in store!
00:03:53Well, what's it say, Gary?
00:03:55Meow
00:03:56What?
00:03:56That can't be!
00:03:58Meow
00:03:58Gary, what's it really say?
00:04:00Meow
00:04:00Gary!
00:04:10Meow
00:04:10Whoa!
00:04:12Do you know what this means?
00:04:14Meow
00:04:15For the last time, we are not rehoming you
00:04:17No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high!
00:04:21Meow
00:04:22I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary
00:04:24But that half a clam I grew changes everything!
00:04:28Meow
00:04:28That's right, Garylicious!
00:04:30Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way!
00:04:37Big guy
00:04:38Big guy
00:04:39Big, big guy
00:04:40Big guy
00:04:41Because now, I'm a big guy
00:04:43Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:45Big things about to happen a day
00:04:47I woke up feeling a brand new way
00:04:49Big guy
00:04:50Big guy
00:04:52Big guy
00:04:52Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:54Tight kids with hips
00:04:55Doing a dance in my big guy pants
00:04:57Big guy
00:04:59Big guy
00:05:00Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:04Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the cat
00:05:06Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my cuts
00:05:08Big guy
00:05:11Well, catch you later, Gar-Bear
00:05:13I'm off to do some important stuff that only big guys like me are allowed to do
00:05:18Huh?
00:05:21Phew, we're gonna need a bigger doorway
00:05:24Meow
00:05:25Morning, Squidward
00:05:26Wanna hear my big news?
00:05:29Oh, sure
00:05:30Let me go mark some time on my calendar
00:05:34Great, let me know when
00:05:39Good morning, Patrick
00:05:41Good morning
00:05:43Who are you?
00:05:45Patrick, it's me
00:05:49Grandma?
00:05:51You're upside down
00:05:52No, Patrick, it's me, Spongebob
00:05:55You can't be Spongebob
00:05:56He's far more diminutive
00:05:58He's what?
00:05:59Of reduced stature
00:06:00Come again?
00:06:01Vertically challenged
00:06:02Say what now?
00:06:03He's shorter
00:06:03Patrick, I can't believe all I do is grow half a monocle overnight
00:06:06Now I'm 36 clams tall
00:06:08And you don't even recognize your best friend
00:06:12Did you say you're 36 clams tall?
00:06:17Yes
00:06:21You're a big guy now!
00:06:23This guy's a big guy!
00:06:24So big!
00:06:25Really big!
00:06:26Big, big, big!
00:06:27Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:28Big, big, big!
00:06:29Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:30Big, big, big!
00:06:31Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:32Big, big, big, big!
00:06:33Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:34Look out, everyone!
00:06:36Really big!
00:06:37Really guy!
00:06:38Hey, Sandy!
00:06:39Notice anything different about me?
00:06:41Howdy, Spongebob!
00:06:43You get a new pair of shoes?
00:06:44Oh, no!
00:06:46Ouch!
00:06:48Hi, Blankton!
00:06:49Watch where you're going, you big dummy!
00:06:52Oh, thanks for noticing
00:06:54Wait, no!
00:06:55Ow!
00:06:55Patrick, I've never felt so respected before
00:06:58Get used to it, buddy!
00:06:59And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is?
00:07:04What is it, Patrick?
00:07:06No, I'm asking
00:07:07It means I finally get to do what every little guy dreams of doing when they grow up
00:07:12You don't mean...
00:07:14That's right
00:07:15Ride the big guy roller coaster at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park!
00:07:20Woo-hoo!
00:07:21This calls for an extra special bubble blow
00:07:31To Captain Booty Beard's!
00:07:34Woo-hoo!
00:07:35Give me a big!
00:07:37Big!
00:07:37Give me a guy!
00:07:38Five!
00:07:39What does that spell?
00:07:4036 clubs!
00:07:41Five!
00:07:48Don't waste my time, Squirt
00:07:53Let's...
00:07:57Ugh, you again
00:08:02Congratulations
00:08:03Patrick
00:08:05It's official
00:08:09Don't make me call security
00:08:12Woo-hoo!
00:08:14Thank you
00:08:15Yes
00:08:21My marriage
00:08:23Oh, my God.
00:08:56Patrick?
00:08:59Wait a minute!
00:09:00Huh?
00:09:01What's the matter?
00:09:03I thought you were a big guy.
00:09:04I am!
00:09:05I mean...
00:09:06I am?
00:09:07I just promised someone else that I'd ride with them.
00:09:10That's all.
00:09:11Oh, yeah?
00:09:12Who?
00:09:14The...
00:09:16Mr. Krabs!
00:09:20Oh, that makes sense.
00:09:22Phew!
00:09:22Let's go get him!
00:09:28Sorry!
00:09:29Come on, dude!
00:09:34What's up, Mr. Krabs?
00:09:36It's time to ride the shipwreck!
00:09:39Woo-hoo!
00:09:39What are you talking about, Patrick?
00:09:42The roller coaster!
00:09:43Get your head in the game!
00:09:45Remember that big, terrifying roller coaster?
00:09:48Nope.
00:09:49We had a deal to ride it together?
00:09:51Nope.
00:09:52So I couldn't ride it if you were to busy to ride it with me?
00:10:09Oh, right. Our old rollercoaster deal, of course, yeah.
00:10:16But we can't go today, lad. Things are too busy around here.
00:10:23Oh, I'll hear that, Patrick.
00:10:32Thanks for covering for me, Mr. Krabs.
00:10:35I don't know why I got so scared when I saw that rollercoaster.
00:10:38I thought I was big enough.
00:10:40Just because you're taller don't mean you're a big guy.
00:10:43It doesn't?
00:10:44Big guys are rough and tumble. They don't blow bubbles.
00:10:48Hmm, I guess not.
00:10:50Being scared of rollercoasters ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
00:10:53Oh, glad you understand. You must have been scared of rollercoasters, too, when you were my age.
00:10:58Well, I wouldn't really...
00:10:59You were probably hiding under the bed kind of scared, weren't you?
00:11:02Well, I, uh...
00:11:03Maybe even crying for Mama kind of scared.
00:11:06I wasn't crying for Mama.
00:11:07Peepy, peepy, and my pants are kind of scared. Am I right?
00:11:10Get it straight, SpongeBob. My pants were clean.
00:11:13Because nothing ever scared me, and nothing ever will.
00:11:16But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of?
00:11:20It ain't. For you.
00:11:22But I'm different.
00:11:23I wasn't blowing bubbles at your age.
00:11:25I was risking me life on the high seas.
00:11:30I eat danger for breakfast, peril for lunch, and adventure for dinner.
00:11:36Really?
00:11:37That's right.
00:11:39I was in command of me own vessel.
00:11:41And sailed many a dangerous mile.
00:11:44Tell me about your greatest adventure.
00:11:47What if I told you I sailed with the flying Dutchman himself?
00:11:52The flying Dutchman?
00:11:54The most pants-weattingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas?
00:11:59Oh, my lucky brick.
00:12:01I, like many a young sailor before me, I longed for adventure.
00:12:10And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared.
00:12:17And summoned the cursed pirates, and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea.
00:12:23A nightmare realm called the Underworld.
00:12:28It was filled with ghostly pirates, haunted hurricanes, terrifying monsters!
00:12:38Roar!
00:12:39Whoa!
00:12:39I faced them all with steel in me backbone, and a cutlass in me claw!
00:12:45Hurry up!
00:12:46Whoa!
00:12:47Yeah!
00:12:48Whoa!
00:12:48Whoa!
00:12:50Whoa!
00:12:51Whoa!
00:12:55Whoa!
00:12:56Whoa!
00:12:56You're almost like a real swashbuckler!
00:12:59Almost?
00:13:00I am a real swashbuckler!
00:13:03How do you think I earned this baby?
00:13:05What is that?
00:13:07It's a swashbuckler certificate!
00:13:09It means I proved my bravery, courageousness, daring, panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude!
00:13:19Well, that's it!
00:13:21I'd be a big guy if I could earn my swashbuckler certificate!
00:13:25And you could teach me!
00:13:27Teach you?
00:13:28To be a swashbuckler?
00:13:30I don't mean to laugh in your face, but...
00:13:35You're too scared to even ride a roller coaster!
00:13:38I can do it!
00:13:39I want to be a brave swashbuckler!
00:13:42Like you!
00:13:43I'm ready!
00:13:44SpongeBob, you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready!
00:13:50But... but... but...
00:13:50But surfer toilets!
00:13:51Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing!
00:13:54So git!
00:13:54And no more talk about being a swashbuckler!
00:14:00Aww...
00:14:00You're not ready!
00:14:02Not ready!
00:14:13Bravery?
00:14:14Courage?
00:14:15I gotta learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs!
00:14:18You got this, SpongeBob!
00:14:21Uh-oh!
00:14:22Huh?
00:14:22Now what else did he say I needed?
00:14:24Daring!
00:14:25Oh, right.
00:14:26Daring!
00:14:26Guts!
00:14:27Definitely need those!
00:14:28Panache!
00:14:29Moxie!
00:14:30Intestinal fortitude!
00:14:30Okay, okay, slow down.
00:14:32You spelled fortitude wrong.
00:14:34It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E.
00:14:37Mr. Crump Certificate!
00:14:39Why do you have this?
00:14:40I always read in the bathroom.
00:14:43I know I can do this.
00:14:45I just need a chance to prove it.
00:14:47Prove it.
00:14:59Well, that's weird.
00:15:04Oh, Frump!
00:15:05That's our dick again!
00:15:07Mr. Krabs won't like that.
00:15:09We gotta get it, right?
00:15:11I'm not going in there.
00:15:13Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there, eh?
00:15:16Wait a minute!
00:15:18Patrick, this is it!
00:15:19It is?
00:15:20Destiny is squeezing my buns!
00:15:23Do you feel it?
00:15:25Yeah!
00:15:26This vent is just what I need
00:15:28to start earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:15:31You mean the one we lost?
00:15:33Oh, yes, that one,
00:15:34but also the one I'm gonna earn.
00:15:35We lost two of them down there?
00:15:38The hero's journey starts with one squish.
00:15:45Right behind you!
00:15:49Oh, ketchup!
00:15:53Ooh, side adventure.
00:15:59Left or right?
00:16:03Left!
00:16:04Definitely left!
00:16:14Oh, this must lead to the basement.
00:16:17This must go deeper than the basement.
00:16:23What?
00:16:25Where am I?
00:16:31Oh, this must be Mr. Krabs' swashbuckler's sanctum.
00:16:44Oh, look at that!
00:16:47Oh, look at that!
00:16:47And that!
00:16:48And that!
00:16:49And that!
00:16:50And that!
00:16:50And that!
00:16:50And that!
00:16:51And that!
00:16:51And that!
00:16:51And that!
00:16:52And that!
00:16:52And that!
00:16:52And that!
00:16:53And that!
00:16:57And that!
00:16:58And that!
00:16:58And that!
00:16:58And that!
00:16:58And that!
00:16:59And that!
00:17:00And that!
00:17:01And that!
00:17:01And that!
00:17:03And that!
00:17:04And that!
00:17:04And that!
00:17:09Who's a bubble blowin' baby boy now, huh?
00:17:18Oh, who am I kidding?
00:17:32I'll never be a swashbuckler.
00:17:43Mysterious glow, part two.
00:17:50Whoa!
00:17:52This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took from the Flying Dutchman.
00:17:57If a swashbuckler ye want to be, blow this horn and ye shall see.
00:18:04Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again.
00:18:09Still nothin', but don't let me slow you down.
00:18:12No!
00:18:33Huh?
00:18:34Huh?
00:18:34That sounds like...
00:18:35Oh, no!
00:18:40Fight for it!
00:18:41Get out of there!
00:18:44Have fun.
00:18:45What?
00:19:09Let's go!
00:19:23Oh, you dropped your lucky brick.
00:19:26I don't have a lucky brick.
00:19:32On your feet, you sea-drinking Pallywag, you're in the company of the Flying Dutchman!
00:19:48Who blew my hornpipe?
00:19:54I did?
00:19:57Butchmob! I'm coming!
00:20:01Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
00:20:04Weird place for a painting.
00:20:06Move it, Squidward!
00:20:09Let me take a look at you.
00:20:12Spitshine shoes, long socks, short pants, empty middle-distance stare.
00:20:20Tell me, laddie, can you blow a bubble?
00:20:23Well...
00:20:26Why?
00:20:28You're the very suave I've been looking for!
00:20:31Ha-ha!
00:20:33Really?
00:20:34You look like a kind of shrapin' young bubble-blowin' fella who wants, nay, needs a chance to prove his
00:20:42mettle!
00:20:43Oh! He was just saying that in the bathroom!
00:20:46Quiet! You don't matter.
00:20:48Very good.
00:20:48That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
00:20:51I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:20:55Well, I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth in the underworld.
00:21:04Just like Mr. Krabs.
00:21:07Oh, but he doesn't think I'm ready for that kind of thing.
00:21:10Well, maybe he's right.
00:21:12You might not be ready for...
00:21:15Swashbuckling!
00:21:17Swashbuckling?
00:21:20Swashbuckling!
00:21:33Swashbuckling!
00:21:37Swashbuckling!
00:21:42Swashbuckling!
00:21:44Swashbuckling!
00:21:45Swashbuckling!
00:21:47Swashbuckling!
00:21:51Swashbuckling!
00:21:53Swashbuckling!
00:21:54Swashbuckling!
00:21:54Swashbuckling!
00:21:55Swashbuckling!
00:21:56Swashbuckling!
00:21:56Swashbuckling!
00:22:01Swashbuckling!
00:22:02Swashbuckling!
00:22:03Swashbuckling!
00:22:04Swashbuckling!
00:22:06Swashbuckling!
00:22:07Swashbuckling!
00:22:10Swashbuckling!
00:22:25Steel
00:22:29Stupid passcode
00:22:35Permission to come aboard, sir
00:22:37Granted shipmate
00:22:39Me too
00:22:40Only if you put on some pants
00:22:44I guess
00:22:46No pubis skin
00:22:51Welcome aboard
00:22:56Bless these long eyes
00:22:58Come on, right this way to your quarters
00:23:02I'm gonna be a swashbuckler
00:23:05What do you think, Captain?
00:23:07Pure heart
00:23:09Innocent mind
00:23:10Desperate to be a big guy
00:23:13He's perfect
00:23:17Ahoy, Krabs!
00:23:19Long time no see
00:23:22Please!
00:23:23Go take Spongebob!
00:23:26You'll never see him again
00:23:28He's the key to unlocking my curse
00:23:33He's perfect!
00:23:43He's perfect!
00:23:45Sit up your trousers, me hearties!
00:23:48A trip to the underworld
00:23:50Is not for the faint of heart
00:24:07Oh, Squidward
00:24:09What are we gonna do?
00:24:11Sorry, I don't speak do
00:24:13I'll be blustered and bragging
00:24:15Filling that boy's head with adventure
00:24:17I drove him right into the tender mercies of that monster
00:24:21The flying Dutchman
00:24:23Look, Eugene
00:24:24You can't blame yourself
00:24:26Mr. Krabs
00:24:27Say what?
00:24:28Call me Mr. Krabs
00:24:30Okay
00:24:31Look, Mr. Krabs
00:24:33There you go
00:24:34You know what?
00:24:35It is your fault
00:24:37You're right, Squidward
00:24:38Which is why we gotta go save him
00:24:40Hold it
00:24:41You don't think I'm actually participating in this fool's errand, do you?
00:24:45I know you are
00:24:47Because if you don't
00:24:49I'll demote you to fry cook
00:24:51Permanently
00:24:52But the grease
00:24:53Inflames my acne
00:25:00Hey
00:25:10So, just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh?
00:25:14There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward
00:25:19Why was I worried?
00:25:20Nice to see me old gear still fits, eh?
00:25:28What the?
00:25:29Huh?
00:25:31Hmm
00:25:31Not bad
00:25:34To get us there in style
00:25:37Say hello to our noble vessel
00:25:39The Penny Blaster
00:25:41Hey
00:25:42We might actually be safe on this adventure
00:25:45Driving a
00:25:49Winnebago
00:25:50We can't lose
00:25:51In a Winnebago, Mr. Squidward
00:25:54Og-gak-gak-gak-gak
00:25:56Hilarious
00:25:57Once
00:25:57Hilarious
00:25:58Do you even know how to find Spongebob
00:26:01Aha, Squidward
00:26:02But it won't be easy
00:26:03The Dutchman's taking Spongebob
00:26:05To the deepest, most dangerous part of the sea
00:26:08A realm of dark magic
00:26:10Called the Underworld
00:26:13Underwhere?
00:26:15Hmm, Underware
00:26:16GHANG-HAH-HUM-HUM-HUM-HUM-HUM-HIM-HUM-HUM-HUM-HUM-HUM-HUM-HUM- Awabe how do we
00:26:19get there?
00:26:19First, we've got to find the magical portal, then navigate the slime river through unimaginable terrors, and if we survive,
00:26:29this is where we find Spongebob.
00:26:33Challenge Cove?
00:26:35That's where the Dutchman can use Spongebob to break his curse!
00:26:38And if we don't get down there in time to stop him, our favorite fry cook is doomed!
00:26:45Now, settle up! We've got no time to waste!
00:26:59Full disclosure, that's farther than I thought we'd get.
00:27:03Pop the clutch, Jerry!
00:27:07Woo-hoo!
00:27:08Boo-hoo!
00:27:16Aaah!
00:27:22Welcome to The Underworld!
00:27:37maybe i'm not ready for this place ah yes the underworld can be terrifying to most
00:27:44but not to a brave big guy like yourself you think i'm brave ah you laugh a danger
00:27:58i mean you can do better than that i can't hear you
00:28:12don't worry patrick we love the danger
00:28:40oh
00:28:47ah
00:28:49Mama, Mama, Mama!
00:29:07You were right, Dutchman! I'm not afraid of the underworld!
00:29:12Glad to hear it, lad!
00:29:14I'm not afraid either!
00:29:16Who cares?
00:29:17SpongeBob, I want you to think of me as your swashbuckling guru.
00:29:23And your friend.
00:29:26Look, more danger.
00:29:39Captain, this lubber is a complete barnacle brain.
00:29:43Are you sure he's the one?
00:29:45True, he don't have physical prowess or pirating ability, but the boy's got the very thing we need.
00:29:55Staggering stupidity.
00:29:57He won't figure out the truth until it's way too late when we finally break my curse.
00:30:05Break your curse.
00:30:08My curse.
00:30:10Your curse.
00:30:16What are we laughing about?
00:30:19No, nothing, lad.
00:30:27According to the map, the gates to the underworld lie in the most horrible place imaginable.
00:30:39Bikini bottom high.
00:30:41Aye, dangerous waters.
00:30:44Oh, nice ride.
00:30:47Losers.
00:30:48See what I mean?
00:31:11Is that Squidward Tentacles?
00:31:15Coach Tuna!
00:31:18You still owe me laps.
00:31:20It's coming higher!
00:31:27It's coming higher!
00:31:45We're close
00:31:48I can smell it
00:31:50Me too
00:31:56Are you Davy?
00:31:59No man, I'm Phil
00:32:00Davy's over there
00:32:01There she blows
00:32:04Davy Jones' locker
00:32:06The entrance to the underworld
00:32:27If you're gonna be a swashbuckler
00:32:30You gotta dress the fort
00:32:34Now step out, lad
00:32:36Let's get a look at ya
00:32:40Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit?
00:32:44Absolutely
00:32:45Standard issue
00:32:46Really?
00:32:48That safety suit
00:32:50Should keep him alive
00:32:52Long enough to break my curse
00:32:54Your curse
00:32:56Come on, Barb
00:32:58Read the room
00:32:59Hold it
00:33:00No
00:33:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:33:03This is all wrong
00:33:05Let's find something else
00:33:07Wait
00:33:07Mind your business
00:33:13Fashion show
00:33:14This feels much better
00:33:16I don't think that's quite right, lad
00:33:19I agree, Dutchie
00:33:21It's missing one thing
00:33:24What?
00:33:27What?
00:33:28You fool
00:33:28Pink guy's driving me nuts
00:33:32He's distracting the fool
00:33:34Their friendship is a problem
00:33:36That's why we work so well together, Barb
00:33:39We've never been friends
00:33:41Exactly, I...
00:33:43Wait, what?
00:33:45We'll have to take care of that one
00:33:50Land ho
00:33:57We've arrived at Challenge Cove
00:34:00The place where you'll finally become a swashbuckler
00:34:05Woo-hoo!
00:34:24Are you sure about this?
00:34:26Don't worry, Mr. Squidward
00:34:27I've got everything under control
00:34:32These creatures look friendly enough, huh?
00:34:40That was the scariest thing I ever saw
00:34:44Till I saw that
00:35:05Here's an idea
00:35:06We go home
00:35:07And you hire a new freight car
00:35:11What do you think, Gary?
00:35:18Spongebob's first Krusty Krab ID card
00:35:21Look at him
00:35:23So...
00:35:25Yellow
00:35:25That answers that
00:35:32Is that where we have to go?
00:35:35Aye
00:35:35To succeed
00:35:36You must reach that X
00:35:38And then I'll get my certificate
00:35:40Right after you make it up to the next X
00:35:44And then up to that one
00:35:46And up to the next one
00:35:47And then up again
00:35:48And up there
00:35:49How high do I have to go?
00:35:51To the top, lad!
00:35:52If you make it there and blow that hornpipe
00:35:55Boy, you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:35:58Mr. Krabs will be so proud
00:36:00If I can do it
00:36:02Oh, it'll be easy
00:36:04We'll get through these challenges together
00:36:07Starting with the new...
00:36:10Intestinal fortitude
00:36:12To begin
00:36:14We'll walk that path until we...
00:36:17Not so fast!
00:36:21You said we have to walk this path
00:36:24Yeah, but this is clearly a road
00:36:31You're right, Patrick
00:36:32It is a road
00:36:34I know
00:36:35Tartar sauce
00:36:36Now what are we gonna do?
00:36:37I know
00:36:38What difference does it make?
00:36:40You say road
00:36:41I say path
00:36:42I say potato
00:36:43You say potato
00:36:44No, I don't
00:36:45I say string cheese
00:36:47Oh, string cheese
00:36:50String cheese
00:36:51String cheese
00:36:53A road of string cheese
00:36:55String cheese road
00:36:57String cheese
00:36:59Expressway
00:37:00String cheese
00:37:01Castle
00:37:02I can't shake it
00:37:04Bob, no!
00:37:04Killing him might tip him off
00:37:06What do you say we go beat these challenges?
00:37:09Road or no road?
00:37:11Wahoo!
00:37:12Wait!
00:37:14Watch out for the skeleton guardians!
00:37:17What?
00:37:18Watch out for both!
00:37:21Watch out for the wa-oof
00:37:23Not sure what that means
00:37:25Plus, it's hard to hear with all the
00:37:29Sounds
00:37:29Well, whatever it is
00:37:31I'm sure it's not that important
00:37:35Patrick
00:37:36I think these are the guys who are gonna
00:37:39Fortify our intestines!
00:37:41Yay!
00:37:44Bob!
00:37:45We gotta reach that nitwisp before he gets killed!
00:37:48Just make me trying, sir!
00:37:50What do you think?
00:37:52Path
00:37:53Or road?
00:37:56Ugh!
00:37:57Can someone hand me my eyebrows?
00:38:00Short play, huh?
00:38:02I think my skills will satisfy
00:38:05Dodge!
00:38:07Parry!
00:38:07Thrust!
00:38:08Thrust!
00:38:12Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:38:13Oh!
00:38:14Ooh!
00:38:15Boat!
00:38:15Ah-ha-ha-ha!
00:38:19Ah!
00:38:19Ah-ha-ha-ha!
00:38:21Ah!
00:38:21Ah!
00:38:22What if Mr. Krabs was right?
00:38:23And I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy!
00:38:26That wouldn't be good.
00:38:27Um, Patrick, what are we gonna do?
00:38:36You're asking the wrong question, lad.
00:38:40Mr. Krabs?
00:38:42If you want to get out of this pickle,
00:38:45you're gonna have to start acting like a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler.
00:38:50Well, how do I do that?
00:38:51You start by asking the right question.
00:38:54It's not, what are we gonna do?
00:38:58It's, what would I do?
00:39:01What would I do?
00:39:03Huh? No, no, no, me.
00:39:05What would me do?
00:39:07Not you, me, Mr. Krabs.
00:39:10What would I do?
00:39:12Oh, that makes way more sense.
00:39:21So, how does it...
00:39:23Does this end, or...?
00:39:24Wake up!
00:39:26Ah!
00:39:26Patrick, maybe if we act like Mr. Krabs,
00:39:29we can make our way through this.
00:39:31Why didn't I think of that?
00:39:32Because you're not a swashbuckler certificate recipient in the making!
00:39:37Bob!
00:39:38Do you spot him on the code?
00:39:40Sorry, sir!
00:39:41I don't...
00:39:42Wait!
00:39:43Hey!
00:39:43Look at me!
00:39:51Ahem!
00:39:53Arg!
00:39:53I'm no bubble blower.
00:39:55I'm a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler.
00:39:58Rough-and-tumble as the day is long.
00:40:01They don't come as rough-and-tumble as me.
00:40:04Rough-and-tumble, tumble and...
00:40:15Look at me!
00:40:17Ruff-and-tumble!
00:40:24SpongeBob, these look like...
00:40:27Our intestines.
00:40:29And they're fortified!
00:40:32This means I passed the first challenge!
00:40:36Look at my wiggle!
00:40:38Look at us!
00:40:39Wiggle wobble!
00:40:41Peek-a-boo!
00:40:42Hair-do-do!
00:40:45Woo-woo-woo-woo!
00:40:47What are those idiots doing?
00:40:54What is happening?
00:41:11I don't know how he did it, Barb.
00:41:14That fool must really be the one!
00:41:17I think you're right, sir!
00:41:18Look!
00:41:42You know what that means, Mr. Krabs.
00:41:45I'm in deep shrimp.
00:41:48SpongeBob!
00:41:51Hold on, lad!
00:41:57Woo-hoo!
00:41:59On to challenge number two!
00:42:05Shiloh?
00:42:08Bad news, sir.
00:42:09Krabs is following us.
00:42:11What?
00:42:11No, no, no!
00:42:13If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth and ruin everything!
00:42:18Oh, Bob.
00:42:19It's been so long, and I'm so close!
00:42:23I wouldn't worry about Trabs, sir.
00:42:26He ain't gonna last long in the underworld.
00:42:38Huh?
00:42:39Where's that music coming from?
00:42:42Hmm, not bad.
00:42:45Ha!
00:43:06Greetings, travelers.
00:43:09Come play with us.
00:43:11Come play?
00:43:13Cover your ears, Squidward!
00:43:15Those are sirens!
00:43:16Tempted us into a smooth jazz trap!
00:43:20Later, losers!
00:43:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:43:25Squidward!
00:43:26We gotta save SpongeBob!
00:43:28Uh-huh.
00:43:31There's no time for a solo!
00:43:33There's always time for a solo!
00:43:36Oh, my God!
00:43:38Oh, my God!
00:43:40Oh, my God!
00:43:41Oh, my God!
00:43:42Oh, my God!
00:43:42Oh, my God!
00:43:42Oh, my God!
00:43:42Oh, my God!
00:43:43Ow!
00:43:51Well, music lovers, what do you think?
00:43:57Ah!
00:43:58Now I gotta save that good-for-nothing, easy-listening layabout.
00:44:01Oh, my God!
00:44:03Oh, my God!
00:44:06Oh, my God!
00:44:08There's gotta be something in here that'll help, Squidward.
00:44:11Hmm.
00:44:11Hmm.
00:44:15Huh?
00:44:15Better hurry up, or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy.
00:44:20Ah!
00:44:23Whoa!
00:44:25Bandages, no!
00:44:26Antiseptic, no!
00:44:27Where'd...
00:44:27No!
00:44:28Let me, snow!
00:44:31Help!
00:44:33No, don't you, don't!
00:44:51No more wasted time, Squidward!
00:44:54We might already be too late!
00:45:05You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges.
00:45:08All I gotta do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, and I'll be swashbuckling in no time.
00:45:13To Mr. Krabs!
00:45:15Big eyes!
00:45:22Oh, what are they doing now?
00:45:24Arby, you can celebrate later, lad!
00:45:27Let's head to the next challenge!
00:45:32SpongeBob!
00:45:36His pink friend is slowing us down!
00:45:40Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir.
00:45:42I'll explain how we do things around here!
00:45:48Okay, chill out, Bob.
00:45:50I have a better idea.
00:45:56SpongeBob!
00:45:57Swashbucklers don't spend their time seahorsing around!
00:46:00Really?
00:46:01What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling?
00:46:05Not good!
00:46:07What about butt-wiggling?
00:46:11Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob.
00:46:15That's not true.
00:46:17I want to be a big guy more than anything.
00:46:19Well, if you want to be someone big, you're gonna have to leave some of your small ways behind.
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:28Ha ha ha!
00:46:30Ha ha ha!
00:46:30Ha ha ha!
00:46:31Ha ha ha!
00:46:31Ha ha!
00:46:32Ha ha ha!
00:46:32Ha ha ha!
00:46:33Ha ha ha!
00:46:33Ha ha ha!
00:46:34Ha ha ha!
00:46:35Ha ha ha!
00:46:36Ha ha ha!
00:46:36Oh!
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:39Okay.
00:46:40No more seahorsing around.
00:46:42Smart lad!
00:46:43Ha ha ha!
00:46:44Now, let's get you to challenge number two!
00:46:48Ha ha ha!
00:46:50Oh!
00:46:52Welcome to the Underworld!
00:46:55For it premises to be an exciting contest, we're just moments away from challenge number two.
00:47:03Tell me, Barb, will it be even more difficult than the last challenge?
00:47:09Uh, yes.
00:47:11There's no telling what's lurking along that path to the platform.
00:47:15It could be a charging ball clam, or a terrifying jelly hook.
00:47:21Hope it's not my third grade math teacher.
00:47:23She scares the heck out of me.
00:47:25Ha ha ha!
00:47:26Know what I'm saying?
00:47:27You're on my foot.
00:47:28Let's meet our challenger!
00:47:31Standing at a full 36 clams high, inhaling all the way from Bikini Bottom, my best friend,
00:47:40Spongebird Squishorts!
00:47:42This bubble blower has got a lot to prove.
00:47:44If he ever wants to show the world, he's a swashbuckler.
00:47:50Challenge number two won't be easy, but I believe in you, big guy.
00:47:57Now, go get him!
00:47:59Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
00:48:07Yikes!
00:48:12Yikes!
00:48:22Okay, Squarepants, you can do this.
00:48:25What would I do?
00:48:28Hmm?
00:48:31Huh?
00:48:33Whoa!
00:48:36Whee!
00:48:39Woohoo!
00:48:43Yeah, baby!
00:48:47Woohoo!
00:48:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:00Ooh, you're lucky Brick.
00:49:02Ha ha ha!
00:49:04Ha ha ha!
00:49:14Whoa!
00:49:17Ooh!
00:49:20Ah!
00:49:24Ah!
00:49:29Ha ha ha!
00:49:31Oh!
00:49:31Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-he-he-he.
00:49:38Whoa!
00:49:39Fun guy!
00:49:44Ha-ha!
00:49:57Ha-ha!
00:50:22We interrupt this movie for an important message from Paramount Studios.
00:50:26This picture's gone completely off the rails.
00:50:30The only thing that can save it is some serious star power.
00:50:34Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie pronto.
00:50:38Howdy-do, SpongeBob.
00:50:42That's not what I meant.
00:50:45Who is it?
00:50:48Get out of here. Get out.
00:51:12Get out of here.
00:51:26Woo-hoo!
00:51:28Boy, if only Mr. Krabs could see me now.
00:51:31He'd finally see what I've been seeing all along.
00:51:35A swatch buckler in the making.
00:51:37Really?
00:51:39Really.
00:51:40But remember, if you want to become a true big guy, you have to stay focused.
00:51:46Got it. Focused.
00:51:47Bubble break!
00:51:50You had me at bubble.
00:51:55Let's do a triple dog backslash wand grabber.
00:51:59With the banana slap twist blister.
00:52:07Huh?
00:52:09Huh?
00:52:09Yeah.
00:52:10Um, it sounds fun, Patrick, but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
00:52:16What?
00:52:17Well, it's just, you know, I have this other thing I'm doing.
00:52:21Well, you mean, you don't want to blow bubbles with me?
00:52:32I really want to, but...
00:52:34That's okay.
00:52:35It's just that I should...
00:52:37No, it's fine.
00:52:39Pat.
00:52:39I'm not crying.
00:52:41It's just raining on my face.
00:52:44Ah, don't worry about your friend.
00:52:47You can make it up to him once you're a swatch buckler.
00:52:51Well, I guess.
00:52:53Good lad.
00:52:54Just keep your eyes on the prize.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:00Almost there.
00:53:02You're pushing this tub way too hard.
00:53:05We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob.
00:53:07Can't stop.
00:53:08Won't stop.
00:53:09No, stop!
00:53:17We stopped.
00:53:19Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy.
00:53:23Why didn't I just show you how to be a swatch buckler when you asked?
00:53:28You never told me how much you cared.
00:53:31I couldn't.
00:53:32Emotions that are emotional are hard for me.
00:53:36Well, it doesn't matter now.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39You're stuck.
00:53:40So I'm doomed.
00:53:42Goodbye.
00:53:45Quick!
00:53:46We gotta fix this damper!
00:53:48We gotta fix it!
00:53:48Oh, sure.
00:53:50Let's go pop into an auto parts store and get what we need.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:57Good eye, Gary!
00:53:59Does this seem a little convenient?
00:54:01Nonsense!
00:54:02These big box stores are everywhere!
00:54:05These big box stores are everywhere!
00:54:09Spare tire, exhaust pipe, tire iron, and oil.
00:54:14Oil, oil, oil.
00:54:15Where's the oil?
00:54:16Just ask somebody.
00:54:18Hello?
00:54:20Hello?
00:54:20We need some oil over here!
00:54:22Hello?
00:54:24Hello?
00:54:26Hello?
00:54:31That might be our cue to go.
00:54:35Huh.
00:54:35There's someone's shoe.
00:54:36And there's the other one.
00:54:40And there's the other one.
00:54:49What kind of big box store is this?
00:54:52What kind of big box store is this?
00:55:00No.
00:55:02No.
00:55:04No.
00:55:04No.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05No.
00:55:07No.
00:55:07No.
00:55:09No.
00:55:20No.
00:55:26No.
00:55:29No.
00:55:30No.
00:55:31No.
00:55:32No.
00:55:35It looks hungry.
00:55:37And it's getting closer.
00:55:40Say the word.
00:55:42Any time now.
00:55:44Sooner than better.
00:55:49Really?
00:56:06Hey, I found the oil.
00:56:12Bye-bye, Krabby.
00:56:23Barb?
00:56:24What do you do when your best friend doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore?
00:56:30Oh, well, I, uh, I, I, uh...
00:56:36Thanks.
00:56:37Makes a lot of sense.
00:56:46This is it, lad.
00:56:48The last challenge.
00:56:50Finish this, and you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:56:57Let's do it.
00:57:10Ready, Dutch?
00:57:13Bang it!
00:57:32Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie...
00:57:35And intestinal fortitude!
00:57:37You did them all!
00:57:39I knew you were special, lad!
00:57:41Oh, no!
00:57:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:50Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:57:59Oh!
00:58:01Look at that!
00:58:03Oh!
00:58:04Inside those doors, you stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, and a swashbuckler you'll become!
00:58:11And once I get my certificate, Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy!
00:58:18Then, I can do what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up.
00:58:23Ride that big guy roller coaster!
00:58:26Yes, yes, roller co...
00:58:27Wait.
00:58:28You mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster?
00:58:31Well, of course.
00:58:33We all have dreams.
00:58:35What's yours?
00:58:36What?
00:58:38Well, I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, where the sun shines in your face, and
00:58:45the wind blows through your hair!
00:58:48What's this magical place called?
00:58:51Santa Monica!
00:58:53Oh, look at me, chattering like a cabin boy.
00:58:56Let's get going!
00:58:58Stop right there!
00:59:03Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish!
00:59:08Mr. Krabs?
00:59:10Ooh, tartasus!
00:59:15Are you okay, boyo?
00:59:16Did you get hurt at all?
00:59:18Any bumps, bruises, scratches?
00:59:20I'm so glad we found you!
00:59:22Who's we?
00:59:23Me, Squidward, and Gary!
00:59:31We're here to rescue you!
00:59:33From him!
00:59:34Now, hold on, Krabs!
00:59:36Oh, I'm not in any danger!
00:59:38The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler!
00:59:40Just like you!
00:59:42Ooh!
00:59:42Oh-ho!
00:59:44Well, you see, I, uh...
00:59:46You wanna tell him?
00:59:47Or should I?
00:59:49Tell me what?
00:59:50Ooh!
00:59:51It's about me past, lad.
00:59:54I embellished a few of the...
00:59:55Uh, finer details.
01:00:00I did spend me youth at sea,
01:00:02but I wasn't the captain.
01:00:06Wait a minute.
01:00:07You were a fry cook?
01:00:09Aye.
01:00:10And like you,
01:00:11I dreamed of being a swashbuckler.
01:00:19But nobody believed in me.
01:00:21They said I was a...
01:00:23bubble-blowing baby boy!
01:00:25Ow!
01:00:26I was so ashamed.
01:00:29And that's when something called out to me.
01:00:34It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
01:00:42A dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler
01:00:46and lured me to the underworld.
01:00:49But I froze when I saw that terrifying place.
01:00:55The underworld shivered me timbers and I ran home,
01:00:59tail between me legs.
01:01:00I had many adventures at Seaboy,
01:01:03but I never did become a swashbuckler.
01:01:07But what about the swashbuckler certificate?
01:01:11Well, about that.
01:01:18I've been battling the horrors of the underworld?
01:01:22For a kid's video!
01:01:25I thought it looked familiar.
01:01:27I'm sorry I lied, lad.
01:01:29I just couldn't bear for you to know I was a coward.
01:01:33But I'm telling you the truth now.
01:01:35The Dutchman is tricking you!
01:01:37No, he's not.
01:01:38He's just helping me become a swashbuckler.
01:01:40I thought you'd be proud of me.
01:01:43Instead, you're treating me like I'm still just a bubble blower.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:48Krabs has never believed in you.
01:01:50Come with me and blow that hornpipe.
01:01:53Show him you're a real swashbuckler.
01:01:56The biggest of the big guys.
01:02:01I'm ready.
01:02:03No, SpongeBob!
01:02:06Wait!
01:02:09Hurry, lad!
01:02:11On the pedestal!
01:02:17You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
01:02:19I'm gonna be a big guy.
01:02:21No, no, no, no!
01:02:24Come on, now!
01:02:27Hurry.
01:02:29SpongeBob!
01:02:50Too late, Krabby!
01:02:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:02:53I saved you, lad!
01:02:57Gotcha!
01:02:58Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:03:00Whoa!
01:03:03Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:05Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:07Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:07Ooh, swashbuckler shine!
01:03:10It's not swashbuckler shine!
01:03:13Yeah.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14It ain't.
01:03:15Huh?
01:03:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:03:46My curse is lit and dry.
01:03:51What?
01:03:52I tricked you.
01:03:54Oh, you're such a big guy.
01:03:57Ready to be a swashbuckler.
01:04:00It's all been a big lie.
01:04:03And you fell for it.
01:04:06Huh?
01:04:08Oh no.
01:04:10Back.
01:04:11Back.
01:04:12Back.
01:04:16Hang on to your square derriere.
01:04:21Guess who's cursed now.
01:04:25Oh, you're so.
01:04:28All hail the new Flying Bob Dutch Pants.
01:04:35What?
01:04:36Oh, Mr. Krabs.
01:04:39You were right about him.
01:04:41Oh, Mr. Krabs.
01:04:44It looks like you got a little Dutchman on you too.
01:04:49It's a double Dutchman, sir.
01:04:54You tricked me.
01:04:57You wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you?
01:05:01So what are you complaining about?
01:05:03You should be thanking me.
01:05:06No, please, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
01:05:09I changed my mind.
01:05:10I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore.
01:05:12Oh, don't, Fred, sailor.
01:05:15All you need to do is find someone to trick into trading places with you.
01:05:21It only took me in.
01:05:23Let's see.
01:05:26500 years.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:33Now I finally get to go home.
01:05:36Yep, we gotta run.
01:05:39Huh?
01:05:39Whoa.
01:05:41Wait.
01:05:42Aren't you taking me?
01:05:44Why would I do that?
01:05:46I don't need you anymore.
01:05:48I don't need you anymore.
01:06:12What have I done?
01:06:15It's not your fault, lad.
01:06:17It was my lion that led you here.
01:06:20And now we're cursed to be ghosts.
01:06:23Forever.
01:06:26Forever?
01:06:28Forever.
01:06:30Forever, forever?
01:06:33Forever, forever.
01:06:34Forever.
01:06:37Forever.
01:06:37Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever.
01:06:40Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever.
01:06:44One more.
01:06:45Forever!
01:06:48Ghost captain's log.
01:06:50Tuesday, the 4,732nd, in the month of forever, in the year of eternity.
01:07:07I had it all.
01:07:09Good job.
01:07:10Great friends.
01:07:12I should have stayed a bubble blower.
01:07:15You'll always be a bubble blower to me.
01:07:18I'm sorry, Patrick.
01:07:20I can't believe what a jerk I was.
01:07:22Can you ever forgive me?
01:07:34Oh, there's gotta be something we can do.
01:07:37I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
01:07:39You made a deal with the Dutchman.
01:07:42It's hopeless.
01:07:44Oh, no.
01:07:45Bart?
01:07:47We're not letting that son of a perch win yet.
01:07:51I've read the Dutchman's deal.
01:07:53And I know what's in the fine print.
01:07:57Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the official pirate curse rulebook of 1586,
01:08:02it is hereby stipulated that the recipient of an officially designated curse
01:08:04is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify all baits and burdens through demolition
01:08:07if done so within the morrow, and so on, and so forth, and the curse.
01:08:09Of course!
01:08:10Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse!
01:08:15How'd you understand that?
01:08:18I don't know.
01:08:20Oh, but the pirate formerly known as the Flying Dutchman took it to the surface.
01:08:25The surface?
01:08:26I can get us there.
01:08:34Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time.
01:08:38When the sun sets, the curse is permanent.
01:08:43I told you!
01:08:44I don't know!
01:08:46I don't know!
01:08:47I don't know!
01:08:49I don't know!
01:08:50Bye, everybody!
01:08:53Hopefully not forever!
01:08:56Bye, SpongeBob!
01:08:57You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.
01:09:01What?
01:09:02Where?
01:09:03Get it off!
01:09:04Get it off!
01:09:05Come on.
01:09:07I'll give you guys a ride home.
01:09:11Remember, Boyo!
01:09:12Break the horn pipe and reverse the curse!
01:09:16Right!
01:09:17Break the pipe, reverse the curse!
01:09:19Break the pipe, reverse that curse!
01:09:25Reverse that curse!
01:09:26Break it!
01:09:27Break it!
01:09:27Reverse it!
01:09:28Break it!
01:09:29Break it!
01:09:30Break it!
01:09:31Break that curse!
01:09:33Whoa!
01:09:35We made it!
01:09:37Oh, but it's so big up here!
01:09:39The Dutchman could be anywhere!
01:09:41Well, we better find him quick!
01:09:43There's no telling what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause!
01:09:51I'm here, surface world.
01:09:55And I am ready...
01:10:00...to party!
01:10:02What?
01:10:03Let's go!
01:10:08No!
01:10:09Come on!
01:10:12Whooooooo!
01:10:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:10:18Ha ha ha!
01:10:24Here we go!
01:10:43Santa Monica!
01:10:47Paradise!
01:11:02Break that pipe.
01:11:04Reverse that curse.
01:11:19Come on. Come on.
01:11:22You!
01:11:24Quick, grab the hornpipe.
01:11:26No. What are you doing here?
01:11:29I serve my time as Dutchman and I'm not going back.
01:11:33You will if we break that hornpipe.
01:11:36Well, then I'll just have to take it to the one place you'll never go.
01:11:44Oh, no.
01:12:03A roller coaster? Why did it have to be a roller coaster?
01:12:07Come on, SpongeBob. We've got to stop him.
01:12:10Hey, there he is.
01:12:13Dude, no cuts.
01:12:15Oh, right. Sorry.
01:12:2630 minutes later.
01:12:32Next.
01:12:34See it's sunset.
01:12:37After those pasty white legs.
01:12:44He's getting away.
01:12:46Jump.
01:12:46Yeah.
01:12:47Made it.
01:12:49Oh, no.
01:12:50I'm on a roller coaster!
01:12:59You've got to be kidding me.
01:13:03Hold on, SpongeBob, scaredy bears.
01:13:11I've got to get off this thing!
01:13:13No, SpongeBob!
01:13:15What you've got to do is stay on this thing and get that hornpipe.
01:13:19How am I going to do that?
01:13:21You start by asking the right question.
01:13:24What would you do?
01:13:28What would you do?
01:13:30No, not me.
01:13:31Look, you, SpongeBob.
01:13:33What would you do?
01:13:35Huh?
01:13:35How's that going to help?
01:13:37You said it yourself.
01:13:38I'm not a big guy.
01:13:40I'm just a bubble blower.
01:13:42Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay?
01:13:44They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude than any swashbuckler I ever met.
01:13:52SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble.
01:13:55They're smart and loving and brave and grateful and just fun to be around.
01:14:04Are you talking about me, Mr. Krabs?
01:14:07Of course I am.
01:14:08And you're the only one who can break our curse.
01:14:10So ask yourself, what would you do?
01:14:15Well, I'd blow a bubble.
01:14:17Then get blowing, you bubble-blowing big baby guy.
01:14:21That sun's about to set.
01:14:36Bulldog land!
01:14:38Don't look down, bubble boy.
01:14:40Wait, I'm coming for ya!
01:14:45Persistent little barnacle.
01:14:49Give me that.
01:14:53Weiner, ten o'clock!
01:14:55Out!
01:14:56Huh?
01:14:57No!
01:14:59Holy!
01:15:01Huh?
01:15:02I got you, lad!
01:15:03Nice catch, Mr. K!
01:15:05Now let's go get that hornpipe!
01:15:10Miss me?
01:15:12I came here to do two things.
01:15:15Kick butt and blow bubbles.
01:15:18Looks like I'm all out of butt.
01:15:23Me?
01:15:31Hey, what are you doing?
01:15:35Cut it out!
01:15:38Get back!
01:15:50Seriously?!
01:15:51curiously?!
01:15:52Blow in a bubble was your big pan, baby boy?!
01:15:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:16:04Whoa! Whoa!
01:16:10Huh?
01:16:16The four-boy! He's lost his mind!
01:16:20I'm fine, Mr. Krabs. It just tickled my belly.
01:16:23Ain't you scared?
01:16:24No, it's really fun!
01:16:39It doesn't even matter. Once the sun sets, I win!
01:16:46Mr. Krabs, look!
01:16:49It's your bubble!
01:16:53Hey Dutchman, what happens again when the sun sets?
01:16:58I win! I win!
01:17:02I win!
01:17:10My hornpipe!
01:17:20I win!
01:17:30Woohoo!
01:17:33Huh?
01:17:34No!
01:17:41Oh, fish sticks!
01:17:46A vast barb! No hard feelings about leaving you behind.
01:17:53What say we pick up where we left off?
01:17:57Well, not exactly where we left off.
01:18:06Outdone by a bubble blower!
01:18:23For proving his silliness, good nature, gaiety, merriment, sense of humor, high spirits, and bubble-blowing ability, it is my
01:18:34great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants with the official Big Guy Certificate!
01:18:42Uh, is this where I order?
01:18:45Wow, it's pfft, pfft, pfft, isn't it beautiful?
01:18:49And to honor our beloved fry cook, all Krabby Patties are full price!
01:18:55Oh!
01:18:57Hey, wait a second.
01:19:00Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:02But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best bubble-blowing buddy in the whole wide
01:19:08world.
01:19:09Congratulations.
01:19:10Patrick.
01:19:11Your name is Patrick, too?
01:19:13I think he means you.
01:19:15This award is half yours.
01:19:18Yay!
01:19:21Here's your half.
01:19:22I win!
01:19:27I'd also like to thank someone very special to me.
01:19:31My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:37Oh, SpongeBob, this calls for an extra-special bubble blow!
01:19:44Woo-hoo!
01:19:46Woo-hoo!
01:19:49Woo-hoo!
01:19:52Oh!
01:19:56Huh?
01:19:59Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug!
01:20:01Is this really necessary?
01:20:05Ow!
01:20:05You're right, Gary.
01:20:07It does feel like something's missing.
01:20:14Oh, yeah!
01:20:17I can't believe it for Cockney!
01:20:20Bobby's thinking for the-
01:20:24The big stuff!
01:20:27Who do you think you are?
01:20:30This is the big stuff!
01:20:37Stop playing with him, Ryan!
01:20:40Big God!
01:20:41Big God!
01:20:42Big, Big God!
01:20:44Big God!
01:20:45SpongeBob, Big God!
01:20:46Pants okay!
01:20:47SpongeBob, Big God!
01:20:48Pants okay!
01:20:49Big God!
01:20:51Big, Big God!
01:20:52Big, Big God!
01:20:52Big God!
01:20:53SpongeBob, Big God!
01:20:54Pants okay!
01:20:55SpongeBob, Big God!
01:20:56Big God!
01:20:57Pants okay!
01:20:57Off the wake up, I'm feeling my best!
01:20:59I bend over, I do my lil' stretch!
01:21:02Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch!
01:21:04Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest!
01:21:06I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Pup!
01:21:08I be locked in like, no, this isn't love!
01:21:10Eating fancy like, no, this isn't chump!
01:21:12With my bestie like everything fun!
01:21:14Big God!
01:21:15Big God!
01:21:16Big, Big God!
01:21:17Big God!
01:21:18SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:19Pants okay!
01:21:20SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:21Pants okay!
01:21:22Big God!
01:21:23Big God!
01:21:24Big, Big God!
01:21:25Big God!
01:21:27SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:28SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:28Pants okay!
01:21:29SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:30Pants okay!
01:21:31Big things about a half in a day!
01:21:33I woke up feeling a brand new way!
01:21:35Dancing the world in a brand new way!
01:21:37SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:38Pants okay!
01:21:39Type tips with hips!
01:21:41Doing a dance in my Big God pants!
01:21:43But that is the top of the list I am!
01:21:45And all my plugs they came fresh out of clam!
01:21:47Big God!
01:21:48Big God!
01:21:49Big, Big God!
01:21:50Big God!
01:21:52SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:53SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:53Pants okay!
01:21:54SpongeBob, Big God!
01:21:55Pants okay!
01:21:56Big God!
01:21:57Big God!
01:21:58Big, Big God!
01:21:59Big God!
01:22:00SpongeBob, Big God!
01:22:01Pants okay!
01:22:02SpongeBob, Big God!
01:22:03Pants okay!
01:22:04People still wake up, I'm feeling my best!
01:22:06Big things about a half in a day!
01:22:08I bend over, I do my little stretch!
01:22:11I woke up feeling a brand new way!
01:22:13Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch!
01:22:15Dancing the world in a brand new way!
01:22:17Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest!
01:22:19SpongeBob, Big God!
01:22:20Pants okay!
01:22:21Big God!
01:22:22Big God!
01:22:23Big Big God!agarze!
01:22:25SpongeBob,
01:22:26Big God! Pants okay!
01:22:27SpongeBob, Big
01:22:28God! Pants okay!
01:22:29Big God! Big
01:22:31God! Big,
01:22:31Big God!
01:22:33BS! SpongeBob,
01:22:34Big God!
01:22:35Pants okay!
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