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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars - S11E01
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00:00:12It's the return of the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:00:16In the preliminary round, 18 queens compete in three brackets.
00:00:22The top queens from each bracket face off in the semi-finals.
00:00:26In the finals, the best of the best will battle for a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall
00:00:33of Fame and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:00:48I am RuPaul Skidmarks Charles.
00:00:52And I'm Michelle Lubejob of Visage.
00:00:54We're coming to you from the world-famous Drag Race Speedway for the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:01:00This season promises to be faster and furious-er than ever before.
00:01:06Now it's time for our racers to put the pedal to the metal.
00:01:10From bracket number one, pulling up to the starting line, it's Morphine Love Dion.
00:01:20So this is what all the buzz is about.
00:01:24Alice, the BPO goddess Latina diva, lip sync assassin from season 16.
00:01:30Morphine Love Dion is back.
00:01:34I want to start with how beautiful your makeup is.
00:01:37When I watch myself on my season, I see a gorgeous, beautiful, sickening doll.
00:01:42My face card credit is unlimited.
00:01:45I'm an ass girl.
00:01:46I was seduced.
00:01:48What's the name of your book?
00:01:49The BBL Effect.
00:01:50Ooh, I want to read this.
00:01:51I'm on a morphine high.
00:01:53Even though I was in the bottom a lot, I would not stop fighting.
00:01:56Morphine.
00:01:58Shantae, you stay.
00:01:59Shantae, you stay.
00:02:00Shantae, you stay.
00:02:01Oh, my God.
00:02:01I ended up in fifth place and sent home a lot of sickening queens.
00:02:05Hey!
00:02:06Hey!
00:02:06Hey!
00:02:07Oh, yeah!
00:02:08Hey!
00:02:08Hey!
00:02:09I even won the Lala Perusa and $50,000.
00:02:13She did already, I had herses, but I'm not done just yet.
00:02:17She seems to be bugging out.
00:02:19I'm here for the tournament of all-stars because I feel like the first time I competed, it was
00:02:22like a trial run.
00:02:25Drag queen flopping.
00:02:27It left you as an afterthought, and you're fiercer than an afterthought.
00:02:32This Morphine now is rock hard, bitch.
00:02:36No, that sounded wrong.
00:02:36I want to show that I am one of the most fiercest drag queens ever.
00:02:42I'm deserving of a crown and $200,000, and I don't care who's with me, I'm here to slay
00:02:47them.
00:02:47Sorry.
00:02:48If a ladybug lands on you, that's good luck.
00:02:51Mm-hmm.
00:02:51But if Morphine lands on you, you have to pay her.
00:02:54Okay.
00:02:57Up next, it's Lucky Stars.
00:03:00Have you ever wondered what the coronavirus looks like?
00:03:03Is this it?
00:03:04Yeah.
00:03:04Wow.
00:03:05My name is Lucky Stars with three Z's because I am what?
00:03:08Extra.
00:03:09And that's with three X's, baby.
00:03:12So stupid.
00:03:15She's a real sweet tart.
00:03:17I like to say that I'm like a living cartoon stuck in reality.
00:03:20Mitzah, Mitzah.
00:03:22Never a minimalist.
00:03:23Always a maximalist.
00:03:24Always out of this world.
00:03:25Always extravagant.
00:03:28The rap, the lyrics, I really enjoyed that performance.
00:03:32I'm just a twisted cartoon character.
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:38On season 17, my track record was really cute in the beginning, and then it went downhill.
00:03:43I'm trying to give you fancy, girl.
00:03:45Tonight, you're not doing the drag that you normally do.
00:03:48This isn't your strong suit.
00:03:49I would have loved to have seen you just a bit more confident.
00:03:52It just feels like I failed.
00:03:53Unfortunately, I was the first to go.
00:03:56You did not save yourself from elimination.
00:03:58Yes, I am the pork chop.
00:04:00Actually, I like to say that I'm more of like a nice juicy steak.
00:04:04If it's yellow, let it mellow.
00:04:06Ever since my season, I have been given the privilege to travel, practice my makeup more,
00:04:12practice crafting more.
00:04:14So, the drag has definitely improved.
00:04:17And now, I'm in the zone, honey.
00:04:19I am in the all-star zone.
00:04:23She's a starfish, baby.
00:04:27Up next, oh, she's back, back, back again.
00:04:32Mystique Summers.
00:04:33Hi, everybody.
00:04:34It's me, Mystique Summers.
00:04:35Live in action for you.
00:04:37All the way from season two.
00:04:39All those many, many, many, many, many years ago.
00:04:41That's right.
00:04:4216 years.
00:04:44Now, it knows how to drive.
00:04:49Mystique Summers Madison.
00:04:52Girl, your pussy is on fire.
00:04:54I may be a big girl, but I can get down with the skinny bitches.
00:04:58Serving Suzanne Sugarbaker.
00:05:00I don't eat fried food.
00:05:01Fried food messes up my skin.
00:05:03Oh!
00:05:05Yes!
00:05:06I am the self-proclaimed creator of Untucked because the legendary fight between myself and
00:05:12Morgan McMichaels.
00:05:13Go fix your hair.
00:05:15Fix your mug.
00:05:16I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.
00:05:17Honey, you do need to fix your mug.
00:05:19I will whoop your fucking ass.
00:05:21Honey, you think so?
00:05:21I am from Chicago.
00:05:22You're not worth it.
00:05:23Let me walk off.
00:05:25Back in, you know, tickety-two of season two, my performance was not up to par.
00:05:29I want to stand out by going as the normal malware country.
00:05:34It's a bummer about the outfit.
00:05:36That's a bummer.
00:05:36And that sent me packing early in the game.
00:05:39I placed tenth, but saying top ten make it sound a little bit more special.
00:05:44She's been summer-sizing.
00:05:46This tournament of all-stars is going to be all about the glow-up.
00:05:50I'm back to show y'all the new unapproved body, this immaculate skin, and my over-the-top personality.
00:05:57That's right, bitch.
00:05:58I'm from Chicago.
00:06:00I am ready to win all this money, honey.
00:06:04It is summer's time.
00:06:08Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:06:12Does this Montreal make my ass look fat?
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:17Morgan McMichaels is a power bitch.
00:06:19You know me.
00:06:20I'm one of the OG girls, and I'm ready to kick this tournament's ass.
00:06:27It's the greatest show on earth, Morgan McMichaels.
00:06:29On season two, I was young.
00:06:31I was fresh.
00:06:32Rock and roll, baby.
00:06:33That was before lips.
00:06:36There were high moments.
00:06:38Precision of your lip sync was one of the tightest we've ever seen.
00:06:41Low moments.
00:06:42I have to say, I did not like her choice.
00:06:44Hello, Mom.
00:06:45I'm coming home.
00:06:46Then there's all-stars season three.
00:06:48That was fart in a spacesuit.
00:06:50Why you mad, though?
00:06:51Why you mad, though?
00:06:52Quack!
00:06:52Quack!
00:06:53Quack!
00:06:53I felt like your nerves got a little bit too good of you.
00:06:55I chose Morgan McMichaels.
00:06:58She is a business woman.
00:07:01I have been entertaining for 20 years.
00:07:04And when people see me live, they're like, what happened to you on Drag Race?
00:07:09I haven't fully reached my potential in the past two times I've been here.
00:07:12Because I let my inner saboteur get in the way.
00:07:16And this time, fuck that.
00:07:19Point her to the direction of the boardroom.
00:07:22I've pushed that bitch out, and I'm here, focused and ready to hit them curveballs right out of the park.
00:07:28Sports metaphors are not my wheelhouse, but I do love balls.
00:07:31And big bats.
00:07:32She owns 52% of this company.
00:07:36Yes.
00:07:39Up next, it's Dawn.
00:07:41Oh, yes, honey.
00:07:43This is a dawning of civilization.
00:07:45It's all-stars 1100 BC, baby.
00:07:48With this pre-cambrian cunt.
00:07:50Get into the protozoan fierceness.
00:07:55You're super weird, super Brooklyn, super everything everywhere all at once.
00:08:00I'm known for my kind of, like, kooky aesthetic.
00:08:03High concept, no glamour.
00:08:04Is she a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?
00:08:07Excuse me, I have bacon.
00:08:09And I have a cute butt and nose and fat ass.
00:08:11Look at those rosy cheeks.
00:08:13I'm also known for stirring it up a little bit.
00:08:15It's a boring, sparkly dress.
00:08:18I just have a loose filter.
00:08:20Do you think there's a chance you go home?
00:08:22Wouldn't that be fun?
00:08:24Steve, I'm so happy for you.
00:08:27I can't not say what I'm thinking.
00:08:29Can I be honest?
00:08:30Fuck you.
00:08:31On season 16, I was safe a lot.
00:08:34Dawn, you are safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe.
00:08:40But I was also not playing to win.
00:08:43I love Dawn, but I don't even remember much of her performance.
00:08:47I was not making bold choices that could have landed me in the top,
00:08:50because I was worried that bold choice might lay me in the bottom.
00:08:54Dawn got lost in the sauce.
00:08:55I made it to sixth place, zero bottoms, except for the one when I went home.
00:09:00Imagine you're a sweet little elf girl,
00:09:03and you're performing body against the BBL queen of Miami.
00:09:08That is trauma, baby.
00:09:10It didn't fucking work.
00:09:12Her other car is a gremlin.
00:09:15The last time I was here, morphine shoved a nuke right up my pussy,
00:09:18and I'm ready to explode all over this competition.
00:09:22Undaunted Dawn.
00:09:25Up next, Akira C. Davenport.
00:09:30She goes from zero to stunning in three seconds flat.
00:09:34I am none other than the best, the class, the Diane Carroll of Ruth's dynasty.
00:09:40Akira Chanel Davenport, I know you guys have missed me.
00:09:43It's okay, you can tell me.
00:09:45I miss you too.
00:09:48Here are some testimonials of our satisfied customers.
00:09:52Akira's a power hitter in this competition.
00:09:54Akira, she made my day.
00:09:58I'm known for my beauty.
00:10:00This is A plus drag.
00:10:02Y'all know I'm known for my fashion.
00:10:04Now that's how it's done.
00:10:05So gorgeous tonight.
00:10:06This is simply breathtaking.
00:10:09And of course.
00:10:11Where is the body?
00:10:13I'm known for this ass.
00:10:15Twerking is a blessing.
00:10:16Twerking is a blessing, baby.
00:10:19I'm the ass almighty.
00:10:24Going from the top four on season 11 to six out in All Star 6.
00:10:29I wasn't expecting that at all.
00:10:31But it gave me the fire to elevate myself as a drag artist and an entertainer.
00:10:38She had to jump through hoops just to get here.
00:10:40Cause let's be clear.
00:10:41I'm a competitive girl.
00:10:43And the weight that this crown holds is completely different from any other passion I've won.
00:10:49And bitch, I want to get this crown.
00:10:51Have you driven the new Akira?
00:10:53No, but I'd love to test it out.
00:10:55Baby, the tournament has begun.
00:10:57And I'm ready to cut these bitches at the ankle.
00:10:59Line them hoes up.
00:11:00Check in with your Akira dealership today.
00:11:06Welcome home, Ladykins.
00:11:09Tournament of All Stars rules are in full effect.
00:11:13In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
00:11:20Instead, you'll be competing for points.
00:11:23However, this season, to really rev up the competition, only the top two All Stars with the most points from
00:11:31this bracket will advance to the semi-finals.
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:38Oh, wow.
00:11:40Only two out of six girls is going?
00:11:43It's about to get crazy.
00:11:46I'm skewered.
00:11:47I'm skewered.
00:11:48I'm skewered.
00:11:48At the semi-finals, you'll face off with the top two All Stars from the other brackets.
00:11:54And in the grand finale, the top All Stars of the season will battle it out for the coveted crown
00:12:01and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:12:07Oh, yeah.
00:12:08Yes.
00:12:10Lube job.
00:12:11Remind the queens how they earn points.
00:12:15Thank you, Skid Marks.
00:12:18Each week, the top two All Stars will receive two points each.
00:12:23Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.
00:12:26And the winner will receive an extra point, plus a cash tip of $10,000.
00:12:33I need the end of my life.
00:12:35In addition, the bottom queens will receive one point each to give away to the All Star they think is
00:12:43the MVQ of the week.
00:12:45What does MVQ stand for?
00:12:47Most Valuable Queef.
00:12:49Oh.
00:12:50All Stars, are you ready to burn rubber?
00:12:53Oh, yeah.
00:12:55Good.
00:12:55For your first maxi challenge, you'll be poppin' and lockin' in Breakdancing 2 Electric Rugaloo.
00:13:03Ha, ha.
00:13:04Now, to funk it up with your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, you'll each write and record your own verse.
00:13:13And style your own look.
00:13:16All Stars, start your engines.
00:13:19And may the best drag queen win.
00:13:22The tournament has begun, and I will make it to the top, honey, with all the bones of my competitors
00:13:29as the staircase.
00:13:32The top.
00:13:34What am I saying?
00:13:36I was like, I'm talking so much shit.
00:13:38Let me shut the fuck up.
00:13:42The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
00:13:50a coveted stock in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
00:13:53and a cash prize of $200,000,
00:13:56with our extra special guest judge, LaToya Jackson.
00:14:01RuPaul's Drag Race made the best drag queen win.
00:14:08Oh!
00:14:14Oh, my God!
00:14:16We're really back!
00:14:17Feels good to be back in here.
00:14:19Ooh!
00:14:21I love it here.
00:14:22They freshly painted the floor.
00:14:23It's the big star.
00:14:24I'm so excited to use this Anastasia.
00:14:28Damn.
00:14:29Look at it.
00:14:30That's a woman!
00:14:31That's a woman!
00:14:32I was glad to see my name up there with a cute little outfit that I'm like, okay, look at
00:14:37body.
00:14:37Team Kate Moss.
00:14:39Oh!
00:14:40Come on, Ian.
00:14:41Hold on.
00:14:42Talk to me about these shoes, though.
00:14:43Those are in a different atmosphere.
00:14:45They put you up.
00:14:45The Tournament of All-Stars is definitely not a regular season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:14:50Oh!
00:14:51That's elderly abuse!
00:14:53We have three episodes to get to the top two.
00:14:56There's no time for insecurities.
00:14:58There's no time for second guessing.
00:14:59Do what you do best and thrive.
00:15:02And if not, you're going home, baby.
00:15:07Get into this texture and texture.
00:15:10Oh!
00:15:11Oh, the girls are starting early.
00:15:14This, though.
00:15:15Wow, what are you talking about, girl?
00:15:16What are you talking about?
00:15:17I mean, you are looking amazing.
00:15:20I couldn't eat after our fight.
00:15:21Ah!
00:15:22When I saw my arch-nemesis, Morgan McMichaels, I'm just like, oh, she got all of them fillers.
00:15:29But she still looked good, though.
00:15:30I ain't judging her.
00:15:31I'm so excited to see you.
00:15:33I know.
00:15:33This is going to be fun since...
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35It's been over 15, 16?
00:15:37No, 16 years since we were together.
00:15:40Oh, my God, bitch.
00:15:41Mystique Summers is in this bracket with me.
00:15:44She looks amazing.
00:15:46She listened to me.
00:15:47She fixed that mug.
00:15:48And look at us.
00:15:49We still hate each other.
00:15:50I never hated you.
00:15:52We've chatted over the years.
00:15:53We're obviously sisters.
00:15:54That's great.
00:15:55But I know that we are both intense personalities.
00:15:57And now that we're back in the competition, it's a different animal.
00:16:01I'm a little on edge, to be honest.
00:16:04There's no shade.
00:16:05They look T, though.
00:16:06You know what?
00:16:06How about we switch drag for the rest of the competition?
00:16:10You down?
00:16:11I'm down.
00:16:12Ooh, girl.
00:16:13Me and Miss Morphin go way back.
00:16:15So who do you think is, like, big competition?
00:16:18Terrified of Akira.
00:16:19Me too.
00:16:20Bitch.
00:16:21This is her third time, right?
00:16:22Third time.
00:16:23Morgan's third time, too.
00:16:24The third timers.
00:16:26Wow.
00:16:27Morphine was, like, the star of Miami.
00:16:29You know, the it girl, if you will.
00:16:31And I was the complete opposite.
00:16:33I was a little outcast because I was just, like, in my own world.
00:16:35I was weird.
00:16:36For me, I think it's Dawn because she's, like, another weird girl.
00:16:40You know what I mean?
00:16:40I always felt like Morphine didn't like me, to be honest.
00:16:43Low key.
00:16:43The fact that we're here again to represent Miami.
00:16:45Showcase the Miami drag.
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:48I just need you to do better this time.
00:16:49You know, love lucky stars.
00:16:52Oh, my God.
00:16:53Best friend.
00:16:54Did that sound genuine?
00:16:58That shook me to the core that it's only two people making it.
00:17:02I was like, wow.
00:17:03We have to.
00:17:04We should do an alliance.
00:17:05Sister, we should do a little Azuka alliance.
00:17:07Azuka?
00:17:08Oh!
00:17:08You literally hosted the first night I ever performed.
00:17:11Oh, my gosh.
00:17:12I'm surprised me and Morphine are talking about an alliance,
00:17:15because we never really were that close in Miami.
00:17:18But I am willing to, you know, have a beautiful blossoming friendship.
00:17:23Listen, this Miami connection could be an advantage.
00:17:26We gotta look out for each other.
00:17:27We do.
00:17:28How long has it been since you were on Drag Race last?
00:17:30I would say about 16.
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:34Very much so, yes.
00:17:35Wow.
00:17:35When I seen Dawn, I was like, dang.
00:17:40Bambi's all grown up.
00:17:43It's the elders versus the young ones.
00:17:48Yeah, I kind of have noticed that, isn't it?
00:17:50Because me, Morphine, and Lucky over there,
00:17:52we've all been on Drag Race within the last two years.
00:17:54And then the three of you, you're still all very, like, old school, I guess.
00:17:58Don't hit that old school.
00:17:59We're seasoned versus unseasoned.
00:18:02I definitely know Mystique the least.
00:18:04When season two aired, I was 12 years old.
00:18:07And it looks like this dress she's wearing is about that age, too.
00:18:10The reason why y'all made all this money is because me and Grandpa over there.
00:18:14That's true.
00:18:15The reason for Untuck.
00:18:15The most iconic fight in Drag Race history.
00:18:17The reason for Untuck.
00:18:19When competing with the new age of Drag Race, it doesn't make me nervous because when it
00:18:26comes to a personality and charisma, it's either you have it or you don't.
00:18:30And that is what I'm going to bring to this first challenge.
00:18:35Whoo!
00:18:36Miss Morgan, you took the wig off your head and put it on your chest?
00:18:39Ooh!
00:18:41I've come to that point in my career.
00:18:43If you don't see it, I ain't shaving it.
00:18:46Akeria C. Davenport is here, and I'm happy to see her.
00:18:50I've gotten to form a really great sisterhood with her over the years.
00:18:53Not by the hair of my chinny chin chest.
00:18:56She's just been at my house last month.
00:18:58When she works in LA, she stays, and there are so many sequins in my house.
00:19:04Akeria, your drag droppings, dear.
00:19:07Oh, you're welcome.
00:19:09No, I don't do cheap stones.
00:19:10Come here.
00:19:11Is that acrylic?
00:19:12Nope.
00:19:12No.
00:19:13I grew these.
00:19:14I'm still finding them.
00:19:15What do you think of our competition?
00:19:19It's a bunch of newer queens, bitch, but they're talented.
00:19:23Listen, in this tournament, it's definitely good to have a close friend or sister here
00:19:27because only two girls can advance to the semifinals.
00:19:30And if you're not winning, it's like, girl, you have to see who you've been, like, you know,
00:19:35chummy chummy with, that could give you that little notch of a point.
00:19:40So what's your strategy going into it?
00:19:41Well, my strategy is to win every single episode.
00:19:44I mean, but if we're realistically speaking, what is your strategy?
00:19:50No, bitch, it's here, though.
00:19:52So what are we going to do together?
00:19:55You know I got your hair.
00:19:56All right.
00:19:56But are you going to talk the talk and walk the walk?
00:20:00Is my name Akeria?
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:02Who are you?
00:20:03All right.
00:20:04I need to get dressed.
00:20:05Get out of here.
00:20:06Dawn.
00:20:07What do you want?
00:20:07Can you help me?
00:20:08Yeah, what?
00:20:09It's like, this is really intimate.
00:20:11Well, we are from the same season, sister, you know?
00:20:13Right?
00:20:14Even though Morphine sent me home, I am so elated that I get to be on a season with Morphine
00:20:19again because we're going to have so much fun.
00:20:21That's my sister.
00:20:22We Kiki.
00:20:23That's my girl.
00:20:24Okay, sister.
00:20:25So here's my tea, okay?
00:20:26To me.
00:20:27It's season 16.
00:20:28Right?
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:29My girl.
00:20:30Boots.
00:20:30I'm just like...
00:20:31Yeah, what are you talking about?
00:20:32Because Lucky's Miami.
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:35But only two make it.
00:20:36So it needs to be two people.
00:20:38Like, another alliance.
00:20:39I know.
00:20:39So it's just like...
00:20:40Right.
00:20:40Because then what the fuck is the point of a three-person alliance if only two people
00:20:43make it?
00:20:44Other than to manipulate another person.
00:20:46I'm torn apart.
00:20:46I'm like, do we make a three-person?
00:20:48And then just chop them.
00:20:50Lucky.
00:20:51I look crazy.
00:20:53Sister, you always do.
00:20:59We got a big box and it likes to go boom.
00:21:03Well, that's the story of your life.
00:21:04Ryan, electric roogaloo.
00:21:06This is going to be electrifying.
00:21:08Our first maxi challenge is a performance of breakdancing 2.
00:21:12Electric roogaloo.
00:21:13I love the 80s.
00:21:14I love the vibe.
00:21:16The supersonic.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:17The cars that go boom.
00:21:19I live for that.
00:21:20For this challenge, we have to write our lyrics, style our looks, and come up with a choreography.
00:21:26Are we actually doing breakdancing?
00:21:28Yes, girl.
00:21:28I can actually spin on my head.
00:21:30No, you can't.
00:21:31No, I can't.
00:21:32You can really walk in heels, child.
00:21:34How do you feel?
00:21:35Well, this is my first time actually doing a girl group sort of challenge.
00:21:39It's important to shine in this first challenge because we only got three weeks, girl.
00:21:43You better make that first impression, honey.
00:21:44You better stomp.
00:21:45How are you going to interpret it as far as like your look?
00:21:47I want to give like 80s diva, but from space.
00:21:50Mm.
00:21:50Like if it went to the planet Venus.
00:21:53Mm-hmm.
00:21:54And the aliens there were in the 80s.
00:21:58Does that make sense?
00:22:00I don't have a clue what she's talking about.
00:22:02I don't think Lucky has a clue what she's talking about.
00:22:05Colorful skin.
00:22:06What do you use?
00:22:08Face paints and stuff.
00:22:09Isn't that thick?
00:22:10It's real thick.
00:22:12Kind of like my vagina.
00:22:16She's not like the rest of the girls and that could help her stand out.
00:22:19That's why I don't underestimate her.
00:22:21It's just, I don't know what she's talking about.
00:22:26I don't think people understand how like stupid I could be.
00:22:29You know what I mean?
00:22:30I'm learning.
00:22:32This is a bit more like hip hop, right?
00:22:34Mm-hmm.
00:22:35I'm going to channel my Miami heat into this book.
00:22:38This challenge completely plays to my strengths.
00:22:40I'm a dancer and I've written a song or two already.
00:22:43So, I feel really good about this.
00:22:46I want to spit like bars that flow good.
00:22:48You know what I mean?
00:22:48Not like, Mama Ru, give me the crown.
00:22:50No, fuck that shit.
00:22:51That's so cool.
00:22:53I'm going.
00:22:53Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:54I will mid-performance just.
00:22:55If someone.
00:22:59If someone does that.
00:23:00If someone was going to put Snatch the Crown on their verse, who would it be?
00:23:04Honestly?
00:23:05Morgan.
00:23:06Morgan.
00:23:08Morgan.
00:23:08Morgan McMichael is my one bad bitch.
00:23:11Are you a lyricist?
00:23:13Have you written before?
00:23:14No.
00:23:14I write poetry and all that stuff.
00:23:16But I'm not like that.
00:23:16That's a lyricist, but basically.
00:23:18Season two, the only performance challenge I did was being a stripper, which is amazing.
00:23:23But actually, like, writing lyrics in a short amount of time, I've never done that.
00:23:29So, how's it going so far?
00:23:31Well, it's going.
00:23:34You got what I'm saying?
00:23:34In the wrong fucking direction.
00:23:36On All Stars 3, I wrote that verse for sitting on a secret.
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:42Like, I don't want it to sound like a nursery rhyme.
00:23:44The boys love me especially because I got the same parts as Miss Tati.
00:23:49I was just bored.
00:23:50I am a little shaky.
00:23:52Because it's my third time here, and I did not come back to fail again.
00:23:57A lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
00:23:59I need to be amazing.
00:24:03I mean, I quote your lyrics from your season all the time, bitch.
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07Where is the body?
00:24:09Bitch, G the body.
00:24:12Where is the body?
00:24:14Queens everywhere.
00:24:15My verse is iconic.
00:24:16To still see people quoting that on Easter and crazy stuff like that.
00:24:21And so, I set the bar high.
00:24:23I can't deliver anything less, honestly.
00:24:26I'm not going to underestimate anybody in this competition.
00:24:28Girl, look at my...
00:24:29Except...
00:24:30Lucky, sorry.
00:24:32Just kidding.
00:24:32I see y'all laughing a lot.
00:24:34So, I want to know what's funny.
00:24:35Not you.
00:24:36Oh!
00:24:36Oh!
00:24:37Morphine and I talked about a Miami alliance.
00:24:39But, like, I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn in their own little world throwing shit at me.
00:24:44So, I don't know if I could trust it just yet.
00:24:48Morphine.
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:49What's in the purse?
00:24:50You're holding it very close.
00:24:52Purse haul with morphine.
00:24:56A bag full of air.
00:24:58Girl, wait a minute.
00:24:59So, you have been carrying around H2O?
00:25:03H2O is water.
00:25:05Okay.
00:25:05H2O is water.
00:25:06Ah!
00:25:07And after this, we will be taking a science class together.
00:25:11It's been a while, okay?
00:25:20Hey, all-stars.
00:25:22Hi!
00:25:22Hey!
00:25:24My God today.
00:25:25Hello, Mother.
00:25:26Morgan McMichaels.
00:25:28Come on over.
00:25:29Morgan McMichaels!
00:25:31Hi, Morgan.
00:25:33Hi.
00:25:34Girl, I love that hair you had for your entrance runway.
00:25:39That executive contrast.
00:25:42Anything short and bitchy.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Right up my alley.
00:25:45I love it.
00:25:45That's why I'm excited that Dawn's here.
00:25:48How's the lyric writing going?
00:25:50I have some things down.
00:25:51I'm here to have a laugh.
00:25:53Make you laugh, I hope.
00:25:54Yeah, you always make me laugh.
00:25:56I remember I used to see you at Peanuts.
00:25:58Oh, yeah.
00:25:59What I notice from you each time you've been here is that some people are really great at
00:26:04the club, but come here, the dynamics change.
00:26:08In the past, I was very, like, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:12But now I've come in with no inhibitions.
00:26:14My nerves and all those things, I just left them home.
00:26:18I think that happens in time.
00:26:19You know, you don't sweat the small stuff so much.
00:26:22I don't sweat at all.
00:26:25One more, you know, injection, I'll be able to blink my lips.
00:26:30I'm one of those queens that's great at drag, but has been shit at drag race.
00:26:34All right, I'll see you soon.
00:26:36All right.
00:26:37I want to bring the Morgan that everyone sees live to the RuPaul's Drag Race stage.
00:26:43Hi, Mama.
00:26:44Hiya.
00:26:45How you doing?
00:26:46I'm doing amazing.
00:26:47I can't believe I'm back.
00:26:48I know.
00:26:48You were in a serious car accident.
00:26:51Yes.
00:26:51I broke my jaw in half, lost all my teeth, broke my clavicle, which is still broken, but I survived.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:59Yeah.
00:26:59So I have all new teeth and I got a new chin, Mama.
00:27:02Oh my gosh.
00:27:03I know.
00:27:03You look gorgeous.
00:27:05Now that was not long ago.
00:27:07Mm-mm.
00:27:08I saw you in Drag Race Live.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:11I mean, you're doing the splits.
00:27:13You're being hoisted up and flipping and you did all of that after.
00:27:18I never say no to an opportunity to be a part of RuPaul's Drag Race Live and this competition
00:27:23means a lot because there was a time where I thought maybe like this was it for me.
00:27:27Like I didn't know if I could perform the same, but I'm a fighter.
00:27:31Thank you, Morphine.
00:27:32Thank you, Mama.
00:27:33Oh my God.
00:27:33I felt like a pageant.
00:27:35That was like a pageant answer.
00:27:36I'm your contestant, everyone.
00:27:39Oh, Kiria.
00:27:42Well, well, well.
00:27:44We meet again.
00:27:45Well, we meet again.
00:27:46I thought you was done with us.
00:27:50It appears that Kiria C. Davenport has turned down my invitation to return for her redemption.
00:27:59Honestly, after being eliminated, number six, I was feeling defeated.
00:28:04Mm-hmm.
00:28:04I wasn't mentally prepared to compete again for the game within the game.
00:28:09The decision for me to leave and not play the game within the game was very hard.
00:28:15It was an amazing opportunity, but I knew I wasn't going to be able to give my all on stage.
00:28:19I just needed to have a reality check with myself to find the passion that I have for this art
00:28:24form.
00:28:24And I've gotten better mentally.
00:28:26I've gotten better creatively.
00:28:28And I love the place that I am now.
00:28:31Listen, you were born to do this.
00:28:34Thank you for that.
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:35I do appreciate it.
00:28:36That means a lot coming from you, honestly.
00:28:37It's true.
00:28:38It's true.
00:28:39I definitely do love those words, and I'll cherish them.
00:28:41All right, Kiria, I cannot wait to see what you come up with.
00:28:44Thank you, Kiria.
00:28:47Hi, Lucky.
00:28:48Hi, Ru.
00:28:49So here you are back in this competition.
00:28:51Who do you think is your biggest competition?
00:28:54You know what?
00:28:56Myself.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:57And I'm not just saying that to be cute.
00:28:59Maybe just a little bit cute.
00:29:00Just a little bit cute.
00:29:00A little bit cute.
00:29:01No, but honestly, I really do have an inner saboteur.
00:29:04Yeah, I know.
00:29:05We all do.
00:29:05Did he get you the last time you were here?
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08It got me when I was challenged to be who I am not, which is a pretty lady.
00:29:14Does that make sense?
00:29:15Does it make sense?
00:29:16No, it doesn't make sense because you are pretty.
00:29:19But listen, you know, you do your thing, and you do it so well.
00:29:22And that's what I wanted you back for.
00:29:24That's why you're here.
00:29:26That's why you are lucky stars.
00:29:28But we challenge you ladies to do so many different things that are outside your wheelhouse.
00:29:33And you can't limit yourself.
00:29:35I am very comfortable in my own world.
00:29:38But to make it to the top in this competition, I'm going to have to mix my cartoon animated
00:29:43fantasy world with everything the judges want to see in the challenges.
00:29:46Thank you so much, mama.
00:29:49Hey, how are you?
00:29:50I do not recognize you.
00:29:51I don't recognize myself at the time.
00:29:53I bet.
00:29:53Are you telling people how you gone through this metamorphosis?
00:29:57Oh, yeah. First off, don't eat fried food.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00You have been campaigning for many years to be on All Stars, and here you are.
00:30:06I know.
00:30:07Every single year, everybody hears Bitch After Chicago.
00:30:10Now it's time for the kids to see the originator who said it.
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:14And who made Untuck, Untuck.
00:30:16Yes.
00:30:16That's what it's all about.
00:30:17That's right. My gosh, what a legacy.
00:30:19What was that fight about?
00:30:21I still remember it like it was yesterday, because I think I watched it yesterday.
00:30:25But that whole fight and everything was about Morgan jumping in everybody's business
00:30:29like she normally does.
00:30:31Uh-huh.
00:30:32I'm always the nicest person until someone pushed me to that point.
00:30:35Yeah. Thank you so much. I'm so happy to have you back.
00:30:38And excited to see the new, improved Mystique Summers.
00:30:43No, thank you for having me. This is gonna be a blast.
00:30:46Good.
00:30:47Hi, Don.
00:30:47Hi, how are you?
00:30:48It seems just like yesterday you were here.
00:30:51I know.
00:30:51So when you finished this competition the last time, what was the overall review of your
00:30:57performance?
00:30:58The general consensus was like two thumbs up.
00:31:01Like, good job, girl. You know?
00:31:03So I think this time I'm coming back a little bit, a little bit more competitive.
00:31:05Okay.
00:31:06You know?
00:31:07So now in this competition, have you ever written lyrics before?
00:31:11I wrote lyrics three times. The last one was in the power verse.
00:31:16Don, you brought the funk with a side of mayonnaise.
00:31:22You are safe.
00:31:24No more mayo.
00:31:28I like mayo, but I know that these girls are here to cook. And if I wanna win, I'm really
00:31:34gonna have to bring more flavor. I wanna make sure that the judges pay attention to me.
00:31:38Listen up, all stars. In a moment, you'll head to the main stage to work on your choreo.
00:31:45Oh.
00:31:46And tomorrow, it's the world debut of Electric Rougaloo, where we will be joined by our extra
00:31:53special guest judge, LaToya Jackson.
00:31:55Oh!
00:31:57Yes.
00:31:59And to honor this legendary legend, on the runway category is LaToya's Are Us.
00:32:06Oh.
00:32:08So, toy soldiers, good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:17I love this new stage.
00:32:19I know, it's so big and fresh and beautiful.
00:32:21It's so big and fresh and beautiful.
00:32:22Oh, yeah. You better do that, honey.
00:32:24So, baby, now we have to choreograph this Electric Rougaloo number ourselves.
00:32:29Quick question.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:30Who knows how to dance?
00:32:33I've been back.
00:32:35Y'all know I don't do well with choreography.
00:32:37I don't care who choreographs is, as long as I'm not the one doing it.
00:32:42Mm-mm.
00:32:43I think the better question is who know how to choreograph?
00:32:48Obviously, you're the dancer here.
00:32:49Out of the whole group, though?
00:32:51I mean, I could choreograph.
00:32:53Should we listen to the song first?
00:32:55We have two 75-year-olds.
00:32:58Dawn, who has two left feet.
00:33:01Lucky is missing half her brain.
00:33:03And Akira, her ass can't even allow her to move.
00:33:07Yes!
00:33:08That was perfect.
00:33:09So, I'm gonna be the bitch that has to choreograph this whole thing.
00:33:11I feel like, in the beginning, with the little DJ thing, we could all be DJing.
00:33:15And then, we could do, like, these, like, simple steps.
00:33:18Stuff like that.
00:33:19Right?
00:33:20Can you do that?
00:33:21Oh, yeah, but it's too simple.
00:33:23So, what do you think?
00:33:23What I think would be a good idea, just to get everyone's little moment, play the song,
00:33:29you do it, then you do it, then you do it.
00:33:32Just to see if there's any moves that we can all pick up.
00:33:34You know what?
00:33:35I like that idea.
00:33:36I can tell you now, I'm not gonna have any.
00:33:37Okay, let's each do it.
00:33:38Morphine, you go first.
00:33:39Like improv something?
00:33:40Well, you know, you know, this is your idea.
00:33:42You should go first and show us.
00:33:43Yeah, I like that too.
00:33:45I'll be on the spot like that.
00:33:47I'll go for it.
00:33:48I think that it's really important for everyone in the group to put some effort in.
00:33:52Put something in the pot to make the stone soup, if you will.
00:33:56You know the reference.
00:33:58It's time for colonoscopy.
00:34:00Love.
00:34:01Okay, okay.
00:34:02I like what you're doing here.
00:34:03I love the little lucky.
00:34:05I'll do one.
00:34:06I'm Latino, so I know how to move.
00:34:08I have rhythm.
00:34:09But I don't really do the choreography planned out dancing.
00:34:14So I am intrigued to see how I will fall into place in a challenge like this.
00:34:19I'm excited, but a little scared.
00:34:22All right, Kyria, your turn.
00:34:23No, I don't have anything, bitch.
00:34:25Don, your turn.
00:34:26I don't want to do one.
00:34:27Let's see.
00:34:28Let me watch.
00:34:29I'll pick up.
00:34:29But if we're doing this as a team, then everyone needs to participate.
00:34:33Oh.
00:34:34What the fuck is Morgan talking about?
00:34:35Pretty straight in what?
00:34:36The stupid bullshit that you made up?
00:34:38She's pretending?
00:34:39Us not wanting to do it is not team players.
00:34:41Girl, we never agreed to whatever the fuck you want us to be doing.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45I know you might not want to do it, but if we're doing it as a team, I think everyone
00:34:49should.
00:34:49But the thing is, we should see how we're going to start, and then we can go from there.
00:34:53But we haven't seen what everyone can do yet.
00:34:56But the thing is, we said she was the choreographer.
00:34:58We can add.
00:34:59Let's end the conversation.
00:35:00Just do what you got to do, because obviously it's like fucking pulling blood from a stone.
00:35:04Oh.
00:35:05But hey, we elected her as a choreographer.
00:35:07I mentioned it.
00:35:08We didn't elect her.
00:35:10Morgan is having a Morgan hissy fit, but I'm talking to myself saying, Mystique, don't
00:35:15let these people see you bother, because it's week one.
00:35:19You have to be cordial with everybody to get the points later.
00:35:23So, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun.
00:35:28Uh, yeah.
00:35:29Like, do we hate it?
00:35:30Do we love it?
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I like it.
00:35:31I think it's fun.
00:35:32I'm picking up the choreo.
00:35:34That's a good start.
00:35:35But I have to make sure that I'm standing out.
00:35:38Girl, fuck it up.
00:35:39Like, eh.
00:35:40Because I just had so many occurrences on season 16 of doing very well, but someone
00:35:47doing better than me.
00:35:48And if I don't come out the gates roaring, I think I might always be seen as mediocre.
00:35:56Will you slow it down?
00:35:57Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:35:58One and two, three and four.
00:36:02Why am I not getting that?
00:36:03So, what are you doing with your left foot?
00:36:05Right, left, right.
00:36:07Mm-hmm.
00:36:07Left, right, left.
00:36:09What?
00:36:10That is too confusing to me.
00:36:11I was trying to do something that maybe we all could do, but then you said that it's
00:36:15too simple.
00:36:17Morgan, this is why you keep your mouth closed, baby, sometimes.
00:36:20Oh, shit.
00:36:21I'm way off.
00:36:22Starting off left is messing me all the way up, too.
00:36:24I got lost.
00:36:25Bitch.
00:36:26Should we change it, then?
00:36:28If you're feeling, like, off?
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:30This is stressing me out because I just don't want to take accountability if this number
00:36:34doesn't look good.
00:36:34We could drop here.
00:36:36Oh, fuck me.
00:36:38Every one of my kneecaps just popped.
00:36:40Go, like.
00:36:42I got a bad back, no ma'am.
00:36:43That's a lot.
00:36:44I've fallen and I can't get up.
00:36:46I feel like I'm teaching little kids.
00:36:49Oh.
00:36:50I'm having fun.
00:36:51I believe so.
00:36:52I'm not getting paid enough for this.
00:36:54I should just get a point just to choreograph.
00:36:57Oh, we're doing that way.
00:36:58Okay.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:02What happened?
00:37:03What?
00:37:04Did your pants just rip?
00:37:05Ah!
00:37:06Ah!
00:37:07I have a long night ahead of me if we want to present something worthy for RuPaul to see.
00:37:15Girl, did you hear that?
00:37:17I'm doing good pop.
00:37:18No high kicks for me today.
00:37:32We're back.
00:37:33Back, back, back, back, back.
00:37:34Just came from the supermarket.
00:37:36Bricka, bricka, bricka, bricka, bricka.
00:37:38Ooh!
00:37:38Today we're getting ready to perform breakdancing to Electric Arugaloo.
00:37:43Oh, girl.
00:37:44That rehearsal was crazy.
00:37:46Girl, I'm tired.
00:37:46But you did a great job though, girl.
00:37:48Oh, thank you.
00:37:49Yeah, you ate.
00:37:50We went through hell in these rehearsals last night.
00:37:53But you know what?
00:37:54Mama, what I created is a masterpiece.
00:37:57Your solo stuff?
00:37:58You really shut it down.
00:37:59You shut it down.
00:38:00Girl, let me thank you so much.
00:38:01I think I have this in the bag.
00:38:03How do you feel?
00:38:04I know yesterday was a little...
00:38:05I'm good.
00:38:06I feel better today.
00:38:07You know, now that we got it down.
00:38:08Oh my God, yes.
00:38:09I was just a little annoyed.
00:38:11Oh, wow.
00:38:12Well, just the fact that half of the girls wanted to, you know, like give a little something
00:38:16and then like others didn't.
00:38:20Miss Morgan runs half of the gigs, if not all of the gigs from Palm Springs to Long Beach
00:38:26six nights of the week.
00:38:27So she's very anal when it comes to drag shows.
00:38:31But at the end of the day, this is a competition to win.
00:38:33She needs to be focused on herself.
00:38:38But how do you feel about the choreo and everything?
00:38:40Choreo is fine.
00:38:41Everyone else is doing like 80s hardcore dance and all that stuff.
00:38:44Mine is kind of nice and easy.
00:38:45It's more about old school.
00:38:47I'm a DJ.
00:38:48Here we go.
00:38:49I'm feeling great about performing today.
00:38:51But do I want to stand out in this challenge?
00:38:55No.
00:38:56I just want to coast for now because it's been 16 years.
00:39:00I need to see who is going to try to outshine who so I know how to play the game.
00:39:06I'm a people watcher.
00:39:07Very, very psychological.
00:39:10Lucky.
00:39:11Hmm.
00:39:12I want to talk about points.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:16I love games.
00:39:18Do you know what you're going to do with your points?
00:39:20I don't know.
00:39:20What about you?
00:39:21I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:39:23But if neither of us are in the top, I'm totally down to do a little point trade to make
00:39:28sure
00:39:28we got each other's back.
00:39:29Drag queens are not known to be strategists.
00:39:31But I am.
00:39:33We got to keep the alt girls together.
00:39:35You know what I mean?
00:39:35Yeah, no, no, no.
00:39:36I really appreciate your work.
00:39:38Fierce.
00:39:38These girls don't know it, but I'm thinking.
00:39:40I'm working them.
00:39:42Do you know what you're going to do if you're not in your top?
00:39:44I haven't decided yet with that, with the whole points and everything.
00:39:49I don't know.
00:39:49Morphine is my number one.
00:39:50But I'm thinking she could be in the top.
00:39:53So I need alliances with people that are going to be able to give me points.
00:40:00Because in this game, numbers are everything.
00:40:03Who do you think will be in the top?
00:40:05I love your verse.
00:40:06I love my verse too.
00:40:08And I love it.
00:40:08Dawn's.
00:40:09I definitely think you have a great chance.
00:40:11I bet you have an amazing costume.
00:40:13Isn't it cute and colorful?
00:40:14Yes.
00:40:15Something about me has to be, and it's certainly not my personality.
00:40:17Okay, so we've discussed the top.
00:40:20Would you give your point to somebody who won?
00:40:22If I was in an alliance with him, yeah.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:27Alliances are an interesting beast.
00:40:29I've spoken with Akira about it because we're very great friends.
00:40:33But friendship is one thing and competition is another.
00:40:35That is something that we both understand as seasoned veterans in this drag game.
00:40:40Would you?
00:40:41Yeah, you know, yeah.
00:40:43I don't see why not.
00:40:44And in this competition, the finish line only accepts one.
00:40:48How is that going to work?
00:40:50Interesting.
00:40:55Should I offer my verse?
00:40:57Rise and shine.
00:40:59Girl, I don't know how-
00:41:00Could you imagine if I just showed up, not a care in the world, just here to do the craziest,
00:41:03stupidest shit?
00:41:03Lucky.
00:41:04Uh-huh.
00:41:05Uh-huh.
00:41:06Uh-huh.
00:41:07I love coming for my sister.
00:41:08Uh-huh.
00:41:09So are you doing your green look?
00:41:10Your alien?
00:41:11No, I'm just going to be like a regular girl because if I don't have the LaToya, I'm going
00:41:15to be right after.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:16I thought that I was going to be an alien, superstar, 80s diva with different color skin.
00:41:23For this challenge.
00:41:24But now that I realize that I have to do the LaToya look right after, I have to change
00:41:29it up.
00:41:30Also, I want to, like, give Rue, like, something different from me.
00:41:33You know what I mean?
00:41:34Right.
00:41:34Lucky reminds me of myself in season two because out of this group, Lucky seemed like the outcast.
00:41:42You still doing good with your makeup over there?
00:41:44It's stressing me the fuck out because, you know, I want to be great.
00:41:47I don't want to be-
00:41:48Girl, we can fix it.
00:41:49I felt like if I had somebody there to cheer me on and be helpful, things would be different.
00:41:55So I'm trying to be that auntie for Lucky.
00:41:58So you see how you have it here?
00:42:00Mm-hmm.
00:42:01You need to, like, a little bit of a shave.
00:42:03But if you get on my nerves, I'm going to fill you up with sugar and send you home to
00:42:06your mama.
00:42:11That's crazy.
00:42:12Only two of us.
00:42:13Like, I'm still stuck on that.
00:42:14Girl.
00:42:15Why do they have to do it with the twist of only two of us making it?
00:42:19I know.
00:42:20What the fuck?
00:42:21We all walked in here thinking we just had to be in the top half.
00:42:24And now it's like, no, you have to be the best of the best.
00:42:27I can't wait for the other brackets to find out.
00:42:29I know.
00:42:30They're going to gag.
00:42:31Girl, because only two of us are making it to the semifinals.
00:42:35MBQ points are very, very important because one point could make or break your fate.
00:42:41How are y'all going to give your points?
00:42:43The MBQ?
00:42:43What does MBQ mean?
00:42:45Most valuable queen.
00:42:46Duh.
00:42:47What does it mean to you?
00:42:48Like, why can't it just be you see somebody working hard?
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:51But the thing is that the person that is working hard is not in your alliance.
00:42:56Are you going to choose that person or are you going to choose your alliance person?
00:42:58But is everybody a part of an alliance?
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:03I love all you girls.
00:43:03I don't know who I would give my points to.
00:43:06Woo!
00:43:08Listen, one thing I've learned, especially about queens or people in general, first of all,
00:43:12nature is self-preservation.
00:43:14200K is on the line, baby.
00:43:16They're going to play the game.
00:43:18How old are you?
00:43:18I'm 44.
00:43:1944?
00:43:20Well, you look good for 44.
00:43:22That bitch working hard for that point.
00:43:25A lot of people are being very friendly and chummy-chummy and, you know, doing a lot
00:43:29extra for girls than they would in the outside world.
00:43:32But I don't knock anybody for your hustle.
00:43:36But I see you.
00:43:39Girls, theys and thems, are we ready to pop, lock, and drop it today?
00:43:43I think so.
00:43:44I'm really proud of y'all because I know there was some little drama going on, but I think,
00:43:47you know, we figured it out.
00:43:49Why you look at me?
00:43:51Wait, what's it?
00:43:52Because you always start the drama.
00:43:53Ooh!
00:43:54I'll tell you this.
00:43:55I can't believe Mystique and I had a difference in opinion.
00:43:58We didn't fight.
00:43:59See how far we're moving on with each other?
00:44:01Hey, it's just day one.
00:44:03We never know.
00:44:04We don't need any geriatric fighting.
00:44:06I actually think I do need that.
00:44:08So far, the vibe in the room is not very, very sisterly.
00:44:12But that's the first episode.
00:44:14You know, Akira, go get some prune juice for us.
00:44:16Girl, go get the prune.
00:44:17So that sisterhood may drop to just a sister or may drop to just the hood.
00:44:24Oh, my God.
00:44:26I live.
00:44:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
00:44:54Michelle Visage.
00:44:56Now, is it true that you once won a Grammy Award for best reggae recording?
00:45:02No, Ru.
00:45:04I think you have me mixed up with Latoya Jackson.
00:45:06Oh.
00:45:07I do that so often.
00:45:10He's got a passion for fashion.
00:45:12It's La Roche.
00:45:14Now, La, is it true that you trained to be a police officer in Muncie, Indiana?
00:45:20No, Ru.
00:45:21I think you have me mixed up with Latoya Jackson.
00:45:25Oh.
00:45:25I do that so often.
00:45:28And the complex and multifaceted Latoya Jackson.
00:45:33Are you happy to be here?
00:45:35No, Ru.
00:45:37I think you have me mixed up with Michelle and La.
00:45:42No, no.
00:45:43I'm just kidding.
00:45:44I'm just kidding.
00:45:44I'm so happy to be here.
00:45:46I love it here.
00:45:47And, of course, today is my birthday.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:49And this is the best birthday present I could ever have.
00:45:52Yay.
00:45:52Oh, yay.
00:45:53We're gonna celebrate.
00:45:55Yes.
00:45:56This week we challenged our queens to bust a move in Breakdancing 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:46:03And tonight on the runway, category is Latoya's Are Us.
00:46:08All stars, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:46:16And now, the world debut of Breakdancing 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:46:23We got a big box and it likes a go-bo.
00:46:28Oh, no.
00:46:31You wanna sceptre this, but do you know just how to handle?
00:46:33The queen is always right, do the trophies on my mantle.
00:46:36Sleeping on me, but I'm the girl of your dreams.
00:46:38I got it all, that's why they call me queen.
00:46:40From MDQ to the hall of fame.
00:46:42I'm the body, I'm the face, but you know my name.
00:46:44Running rings around you girls, supersonic to your faces.
00:46:46Ready, set, go, I slay you without trace that.
00:46:48I'm a mother tucking legend and the crown's mine too.
00:46:50When I twerk it's a blessing, I'm just telling my truth.
00:46:52Mama root, let me show you what the body can't do.
00:46:55Steppin' on necks in my high heel shoe.
00:46:57Follow me down to electric roogaloo.
00:47:01Rise and shine, it's the crack of dawn.
00:47:03I'm runnin' this shit like a marathon.
00:47:05That's P to the A to the WN.
00:47:08Well, I'm such a cutie, can I be your best friend?
00:47:10It's like breakin' it down, I'm outside the box.
00:47:12So fresh, so fly, so unorthodox.
00:47:14My look's couture, your look's a bore.
00:47:16You're never gonna win, sweetie, there's the door.
00:47:18Got body by body, but you know I'm not stressed.
00:47:20Still a naughty body hottie, you're a doo-doo clown mess.
00:47:23Baby, I am caked up, make your boyfriend break up.
00:47:25Tellin' all my haters it's a shame about your makeup.
00:47:27I'm splayin' them all now, feel my face.
00:47:29Hot asses bumpin' all over the place.
00:47:31Wanna pop and spin, so make some room.
00:47:34Cause we got a big box, and it like the go-bo.
00:47:39Two, three, four.
00:47:42Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky star.
00:47:44Three Z's on my name, cause third time's the charm.
00:47:46Step off me once, now I'ma shake it up.
00:47:48Shoot my cool lemonade in your hot paper cup.
00:47:51Totally rich and kevy and so sickening.
00:47:53Not your average star, I don't twinkle, bitch, I glisten.
00:47:55Oh, give it up, hoe.
00:47:57I'm not stock, bounce it up off the walls, yo.
00:47:59Oh, I'm a star, hoe.
00:48:01Speed it up, slow it down, watch me go, bro.
00:48:03Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish.
00:48:05Who's the next girl out, not me.
00:48:07You wish.
00:48:08Follow me down to electric roogaloo.
00:48:12Boom!
00:48:13I'm the queen of this bracket.
00:48:14Makeup mackin', nails put crackin'.
00:48:16Ooh, I got the richest gaggin'.
00:48:19You're gaggin', face crackin'.
00:48:21Shark tongue and a bite like a viper.
00:48:23Six bars and a pill in this diaper.
00:48:25I'm the shit bitch, no diaper.
00:48:27To the rack, I'm pie typer.
00:48:29Full body like a bottle of scotch.
00:48:31Make Michael so top notch.
00:48:33No stunts, no splits, no dips, just fire.
00:48:36Queen of the theme, can't get no higher.
00:48:38Press play on the moon, now feel my bass.
00:48:40Ass is bumpin' all over the lake.
00:48:42Gonna pop ass in, so make some room.
00:48:45Cause we got a big box, standing like the gobo.
00:48:49Oh, let's go.
00:48:52Step up to the battle with my boom boom pow.
00:48:55Rougaloo Barbie got that BB in bounds.
00:48:57Face is so beat, all the dolls clogged out.
00:48:59Root blink twice if you're feeling down.
00:49:01Miami body with a Nikon out with spice.
00:49:04You wanna lick, gotta pay my price.
00:49:05My hips talk dirty, but my face plays nice.
00:49:08He said, I'm straight.
00:49:09I said, not tonight.
00:49:11Clip.
00:49:12Body, adi, adi, and you know it, don't quit.
00:49:14Turning the party so it's gonna be lit.
00:49:16Let me tell you that Miami cause you know I'm the shit.
00:49:19Slow me down to electric brogaloo.
00:49:23Steals seem like a fly girl queen.
00:49:25Try too tight, skin going clean.
00:49:27Drop that weight, now I levitate.
00:49:29Glowing like a disco ball, ain't that great?
00:49:31Exfoliate the shade, moisturize the hate.
00:49:33Living my truth, baby, feeling first rate.
00:49:36I glow in the dark, I sparkle when I shake.
00:49:38This ain't store-bought, it's the slate I make.
00:49:40Slimmed down, blowed up.
00:49:42This queen's ready for a close-up.
00:49:44Mystique, was never a mistake.
00:49:47Ha ha ha ha!
00:49:51Electric world galoo.
00:49:55Electric world galoo.
00:49:57Playin' alone now, feel my bass.
00:49:59Asses bumpin' all over the place.
00:50:01Gonna pop this, then so make some room.
00:50:04Cause we got a big box and it likes to go.
00:50:10Oh!
00:50:10Boom!
00:50:11Woo!
00:50:21Papa of the house.
00:50:23Category is, LaToya's R Us.
00:50:27Heep!
00:50:27Up first, A'Keria C. Davenport.
00:50:30Inspired by LaToya in golden black in Atlantic City.
00:50:35Anybody got some Afro-Sheen?
00:50:38First runway, and here I am in my 1988-inspired LaToya Jackson look,
00:50:45which was the year I was born.
00:50:46She really tied one on, didn't she?
00:50:48She certainly did.
00:50:50I am sequenced from head to toe.
00:50:52And baby, I feel rich.
00:50:55The hair is bent. The waist is cinched.
00:50:58The tail is telling.
00:51:00Y'all see me walk out.
00:51:01Slow down, bitches.
00:51:03Bitch, get back when I step on the runway.
00:51:05Up next, Dawn.
00:51:08Inspired by LaToya in orange at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.
00:51:14Ooh!
00:51:16I am trying to give you a little bit of something new for Miss Donica.
00:51:23Skimpy, burlesky.
00:51:24We have a tiny little waist.
00:51:26That part's not new.
00:51:27So flocking good.
00:51:30I have these big feather fans that I made myself.
00:51:34I'm looking like the most sickening stripper Pikmin you've ever seen in your entire life.
00:51:38Do you know what Pikmin is?
00:51:39Mm-mm.
00:51:39Okay, look it up.
00:51:40Dawn is a huge fan.
00:51:42She's actually two huge fans.
00:51:46Up next, lucky stars.
00:51:48Inspired by LaToya in purple at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.
00:51:53Yeah, she's gonna get rocked.
00:51:56I feel like a baddie down this runway.
00:51:58And listen, you cannot have a LaToya look without the hat.
00:52:02Back to you.
00:52:03I'm feeling really confident right now.
00:52:05I'm walking down this runway like I'm the prettiest girl in the world.
00:52:07Because what? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
00:52:09And I am holding all of it in my pussy.
00:52:12I don't know what that means.
00:52:14For those of you who didn't believe, roll up your sleeves.
00:52:20Morgan McMichaels, inspired by LaToya in red at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.
00:52:25What a fox.
00:52:27I am embodying LaToya Jackson from head to toe.
00:52:31I'm sleek.
00:52:32I am curvy.
00:52:34I am feathers and foxtails.
00:52:36Everything about me is very shiny.
00:52:38You can see me from fucking space.
00:52:40If you say red, you ain't got to get red.
00:52:44I definitely remember this era of LaToya Jackson.
00:52:48Sexy, demure, shiny.
00:52:51Everything a drag queen aspires to be.
00:52:53That's Captain Morgan to you.
00:52:55Get back when I stopped on the runway.
00:52:58Morphine Love Dion.
00:53:00Inspired by LaToya in white at the Moulin Rouge.
00:53:05Michaels is all sold out of pompous grass.
00:53:08I am a Vegas showgirl now.
00:53:11I love feathers and I love headpieces.
00:53:13So I am wearing the biggest, baddest, and most insane costume.
00:53:17You as well.
00:53:18I am pearled rhinestone.
00:53:20These wings weigh about 100 pounds and my shoulders grew because of it, but it's okay because I look amazing.
00:53:26This is Victoria.
00:53:27It definitely has a secret.
00:53:31Mystique Summers.
00:53:32It's inspired by LaToya in blue at where else?
00:53:36The Moulin Rouge.
00:53:38The Moulin Rouge.
00:53:38The Moulin Rouge.
00:53:38Paris.
00:53:39Blue or purple?
00:53:40Purple.
00:53:41Indigo.
00:53:42I'm giving you shades of purple.
00:53:45In dedication to my mom.
00:53:46She passed right before this competition and this is her favorite color.
00:53:50I'm giving all the personalities just smiling, showing in the teeth.
00:53:54Clock this game.
00:54:05Welcome, queens.
00:54:07Tonight, Tournament of All Stars rules are in full effect.
00:54:12I'll name the top two all-stars of the week and each will receive two points.
00:54:17Then, the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
00:54:26Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket, the two queens with the most points will continue on to
00:54:35the semifinals with a chance to ultimately win $200,000.
00:54:43Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Akira C. Davenport.
00:54:49Hey, Akira.
00:54:50You look fantastic tonight.
00:54:52Let's get into the performance.
00:54:55You kicked it off.
00:54:56You had the opening verse.
00:54:57Not an easy thing to do.
00:54:59You did it strong.
00:54:59You had a cartwheel.
00:55:00I thought the verse was great.
00:55:01You stumbled a little bit with the lip-sync, but you weren't the only one.
00:55:05I think you look absolutely fabulous in this.
00:55:09I love the entire ensemble.
00:55:11However, I think that the dress should have been a little bit longer because it would have been a little
00:55:16bit more flattering.
00:55:17Did you make it?
00:55:18I did.
00:55:18You did a really great job of the construction.
00:55:20How many wigs is on your head?
00:55:22A hundred.
00:55:25Up next, Dawn.
00:55:27You know what, Dawn?
00:55:28I didn't expect you to spit the bars like you did.
00:55:32My look's couture.
00:55:33Your look's a bore.
00:55:34You're never gonna win, sweetie.
00:55:36There's the door.
00:55:36You did a great job rapping.
00:55:39I thought your look was more fashion than it was hip-hop.
00:55:42I disagree with Michelle.
00:55:44It was very hip-hop.
00:55:45It reminded me of TLC.
00:55:47And this look, you came on the stage and put your money where your mouth was because this is one
00:55:52of my favorite looks that I've seen since I've been on Drag Race.
00:55:55It is stunning.
00:55:57That gradation of stones from the bottom up, that is just the crowning glory of this magnificent outfit.
00:56:05Somewhere in the world, Bob Mackie is looking at this with a fistful of lotion.
00:56:12Up next, Lucky Stars.
00:56:15The way you came into your performance was super fun.
00:56:18I thought your rap was really fun.
00:56:20You were talking about things that we knew.
00:56:22Your rhythm is so good, by the way.
00:56:24No matter where you were on the stage, you stood out to me more than anybody else.
00:56:29I thought your line, shoot my cool lemonade in your hot paper cup was absolutely disgusting.
00:56:37Now, this look doesn't look or feel as expensive as some of the other girls.
00:56:43The one thing that's missing, the foxtails, because it really finishes the outfit and it makes it look so much
00:56:49more expensive.
00:56:51I know that you tried to bridge the gap between your sort of cosplay style of makeup and entering the
00:56:58world of humanity.
00:57:00Is that where we're at?
00:57:01Yes, and that's a good thing, but it still lends a lot of itself over to the cosplay.
00:57:08Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:57:11This is the most iconic outfit from Latoya's run at the Moulin Rouge.
00:57:16In fact, it was on the cover of Ebony Magazine.
00:57:18And you've done it so beautifully.
00:57:21Everything in this outfit is so detailed.
00:57:24It looks exactly like it.
00:57:26Thank you for this.
00:57:27And for your performance, you said, I'm the shit, bitch, no diaper.
00:57:34That is a bar, that is a line.
00:57:36Thank you very much.
00:57:37And you jumped from those crates and did a cartwheel onto the ground.
00:57:41You are a crazy performer and I'm glad that you got to show the world that you still got it.
00:57:47I'll be paying for that later, trust me.
00:57:49Worth it.
00:57:50Up next, Morphine Love Dion.
00:57:53This look is one of my favorites tonight.
00:57:55There is so much detail in this.
00:57:57I love those boots.
00:57:58I would wear those boots.
00:58:00I also want to wear those boots.
00:58:02Yes.
00:58:02They're yours, honey.
00:58:03But I do think that the performance look was a little, hmm.
00:58:07It wasn't enough pizazz.
00:58:09It gave me very Snow White from the hood.
00:58:11Well, true.
00:58:12Actually, I didn't notice the outfit.
00:58:14I noticed you.
00:58:16Because you really know how to command the stage.
00:58:18I love the rap and your lyrics were so creative.
00:58:21Miami Batty, can you continue that sentence for me?
00:58:24Miami Batty with a Nicaraguan spice.
00:58:26You want a lick, you got to pay my price.
00:58:30Great night for you, Morphine.
00:58:32Up next, from season two, Mystique Summers.
00:58:36Before I critique you, Vish, I just want to say I'm from Chicago, too.
00:58:39I know.
00:58:42In this look, I kept trying to see LaToya, but I kept seeing Albertina Walker.
00:58:46Ooh.
00:58:47This is a gospel revival.
00:58:49It is not the glamour and the sexiness from LaToya at Moulin Rouge.
00:58:56And your performance look, although yours was historically accurate,
00:58:59it wasn't enough drag into it.
00:59:01I could see you just walking down the street in that look, but the face is as real as rain.
00:59:05You're beautiful.
00:59:07When I watched the performance, I thought you were shy.
00:59:11You flubbed several of the lines, but this is what I've noticed since you've been back.
00:59:15It feels like your impulses with your brand-new body are on a one-second delay.
00:59:22So the performance seemed a little subdued.
00:59:25Coming from like 400 pounds down to 195, so that truly makes sense.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Thank you, all-stars.
00:59:31I think we've heard enough.
00:59:32While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:59:36You may leave the stage.
00:59:39Now, just between us toy soldiers, what do you think?
00:59:43We are looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
00:59:47I loved everything about Don.
00:59:49I don't have any cons at all.
00:59:50From the minute she walked on stage, she knew exactly what she wanted to do and she delivered it.
00:59:55That LaToya look, I cannot stop thinking about it.
00:59:58Oh, my gosh.
01:00:00That was breathtaking.
01:00:02Really, I think my favorite look of the night.
01:00:04Morgan McMichaels is the type of drag queen that you pay your money to go see.
01:00:09Mm-hmm.
01:00:09And she did not disappoint.
01:00:11This girl lives and breathes drag, and you could tell that tonight in her performance.
01:00:15Now, the LaToya look, that was one of my favorites.
01:00:19Morgan replicated that outfit to the T.
01:00:22So if you're putting Morgan and Morphine side by side, because they're both dynamic, it's kind of like, mmm.
01:00:28I think Morphine's performance was wonderful, and I thought her rap, her lyrics were great.
01:00:32However, there was this weird Snow White in the Hood thing that I was getting from her.
01:00:36It was just a kind of like, meh, outfit.
01:00:39But the LaToya outfit, that is where she hit a home run.
01:00:43It was a great homage to the one and only LaToya Jackson.
01:00:47All right, silence.
01:00:49I have one thing to say.
01:00:52Surprise!
01:00:54Happy birthday, LaToya.
01:00:56Look at that cake.
01:00:59I'd like to propose a toast to the incredible LaToya Jackson.
01:01:05Happy birthday!
01:01:06Yay!
01:01:08Cheers!
01:01:10I'm drinking champagne.
01:01:11Yay!
01:01:15Welcome back, all stars.
01:01:18Based on your electric rugeloo performances and your LaToya's R Us runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
01:01:30Dawn.
01:01:32Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:35Morphine Love Dion.
01:01:37This week, you all popped and locked.
01:01:41But the top two all-stars of the week are...
01:01:48Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:51And Dawn.
01:01:53Condragulations.
01:01:54You've each earned two points.
01:01:59Congratulations.
01:02:00Cheers.
01:02:01The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
01:02:06Congratulations.
01:02:07Thanks, Pete.
01:02:08Congratulations.
01:02:13To all-stars, stand before me.
01:02:16Ladies.
01:02:17This is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the Tournament of
01:02:27All-Stars.
01:02:28The time has come for you to lip-sync for LaToya.
01:02:41I am lip-syncing against Morgan fucking McMichaels.
01:02:44I know this bitch is gonna hit it, split it, kick it.
01:02:46But I got some fucking tricks up my fucking sleeve.
01:02:50And I want this extra point so bad.
01:02:53I'm in the top two.
01:02:54Inside, I'm screaming.
01:02:56And now it's the OG bitch versus the new bitch.
01:02:59And if I win the lip-sync, I'll be the leader.
01:03:02I want it.
01:03:03I have to have it.
01:03:04Good luck.
01:03:06And don't.
01:03:07Fuck.
01:03:08It.
01:03:09Up.
01:03:11Wicked.
01:03:12Love.
01:03:18Break it in.
01:03:21Ugh.
01:03:22All my life.
01:03:24I've always wanted more.
01:03:26Now that I fell for you.
01:03:28I forgot what you're looking for.
01:03:30I'm satisfied.
01:03:32That I stopped searching.
01:03:34Whatever you do to me.
01:03:36My baby is working.
01:03:38And the world is trouble, yeah.
01:03:40That makes my feelings dull.
01:03:42I enjoy it.
01:03:43To cook with pizza.
01:03:44Hate the pressure.
01:03:45But we're waving.
01:03:46Because LaToya.
01:03:48I feel strong.
01:03:49I'll destroy her.
01:03:50Just to keep your love excited.
01:03:52I'll always enjoy it.
01:03:54But you're making love.
01:03:57Love.
01:03:58Love.
01:03:59Love you treated.
01:04:00Exactly what I needed.
01:04:01Such a regular love.
01:04:06Love you treated.
01:04:08Exactly what I needed.
01:04:14That you're making love.
01:04:19Love you treated.
01:04:22Knock on the door.
01:04:25Go for broke.
01:04:41I need a wicked kind of lover.
01:04:45And as a fact, he's got to be exact.
01:04:51All right, y'all.
01:04:52I'm out of here.
01:05:04All stars, I've made my decision.
01:05:14Morgan McMichaels, congratulations.
01:05:16You're a winner, baby.
01:05:19It's been amazing.
01:05:21You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.
01:05:24Plus tickets for you and your friends to see Stop That Train in theaters June 12th.
01:05:31Plus an extra point, which gives you a total three points.
01:05:36Thank you all.
01:05:38Don, you have two points.
01:05:41Condragulations.
01:05:42Akeria, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique.
01:05:47Please come to the front of the stage.
01:05:59All stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
01:06:04Each week, the bottom four queens will each receive one point.
01:06:09But you cannot keep the point for yourself.
01:06:13You must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ, the most valuable queen of the
01:06:22week.
01:06:22Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket, the two queens with the most points will move on to
01:06:30the semifinals.
01:06:31And the other queens will be eliminated.
01:06:36Condragulations, all-stars.
01:06:37And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love Stop That Train in
01:06:43theaters June 12th.
01:06:45Can I get an amen up in here?
01:06:47Amen.
01:06:47All right, now let the music play.
01:07:29All right, now let the music play.
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