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04:11Olá, aqui é Tristan e Lia.
04:15Olá, como você está?
04:17Eu estava maravilhosa.
04:18Até o momento em que eu vi meu ex-husbandão
04:20caindo no seu usual vortex de desespero,
04:23baseado em nada além do seu próprio self-loathing.
04:26Mas obrigado por perguntar.
04:28Diga a sua mãe, eu desespero ela estar aqui,
04:32usando a casca que eu lhe dei 29 anos atrás
04:35para ser meu amado永遠.
04:37É um golpe no face ao espaço e ao espaço.
04:39Diga a ela!
04:47O pai...
04:51diz...
04:52ele faz...
05:01resencar...
05:02rat cowards.
05:05Você...
05:06Tudo que eu digo é que Dewey é estúpido por estar aqui em um laptop.
05:10Fiquei meu bolso, Jamie. Eu estou sendo considerado.
05:13Desculpe.
05:14Ei, desculpe. Temos que voltar a você.
05:17Nós estamos todos tão ocupados.
05:19Sim, estamos completamente desculpados.
05:20Desculpe. Eu não tenho nenhum desculpe.
05:23Eu só quero...
05:24clear o ar e fazer isso certo.
05:27Por favor.
05:29Bem, não parece que isso é a primeira coisa horrível que você já fez.
05:34Oi, Lia.
05:35Quer ouvir todas as coisas horríveis que ele já fez?
05:37Sim.
05:38Desculpe, eu preciso de ajuda.
05:40Eles colocam o chavari chairs e tachas de baixo e tachas de baixo e tachas de baixo.
05:43E está bloqueando o olho para o estacionamento.
05:44Oi, Mãe.
05:46Eu sou alguém que realmente gosta de hugo.
05:48Eu disse que eu ia tentar para o seu aniversário.
05:51Malcolm, eu estou tão feliz.
05:53Ele foi destructurado e caído.
05:55O que é que está acontecendo com eles?
05:57Ele chegou, dêem um desculpamento.
05:59Não, Jamie está desculpado de sua família.
06:01Você sabe como difícil é para ele ter permissão de sair da base e vir aqui?
06:04Oh, eles não sabem que eu saí.
06:07Eu estou em guarda de duty agora.
06:10Em...
06:12A face...
06:13A face...
06:14A face...
06:16A face...
06:17A face...
06:17A face...
06:20A face...
06:30A face...
06:32A face...
06:43A face...
06:49A face...
06:51A face...
06:54A face...
06:57A face...
06:59A face...
07:25A face...
07:27Eu vim, eu saúd, eu conquistou.
07:32É isso aí.
07:34Nós estamos fazendo isso no Instagram.
07:37Foi a experiência mais bonita, transcendente.
07:41Abe disse que você estava rolando-o naked no filtho linoleum, chocando-o-se.
07:45Transcendente?
07:49Kelly.
07:50Antes de você tentar algo, apenas lembre-se,
07:51Revenge for an unjustified revenge is justified,
07:53but revenge for a justified revenge is unjustified revenge.
07:58Relax, we're in a ceasefire until the party's over.
08:01Could you sneak me a couple dinner rolls?
08:12It's so nice to have someone I can share my deepest feelings with.
08:23Crap.
08:24Yeah, sounds like I'm seven.
08:27Quick, change the subject.
08:33Perfect setup.
08:35I look great.
08:52I made him nervous.
08:58Cute.
09:00Pretty.
09:01Hot.
09:02Hot.
09:15Eww.
09:17Eww.
09:20Wait.
09:21Where the hell did you get that mac and cheese?
09:23I brought it from home.
09:26When I get back, I'm expecting a new full-side plate handed over without any looks.
09:33There you are, Piyama.
09:35Oh, my juicy, jelly bean.
09:40Gretchen, so great to see you.
09:43We were so sorry to hear about Otto.
09:47He didn't suffer.
09:48The puma is very quick on efficient.
09:51What are you doing now?
09:53I am a doona for cattle.
09:54I go from town to town, cow to cow, helping them give birth.
10:00It's very spiritual.
10:02They're not.
10:03They clean up.
10:04That's nasty.
10:07But...
10:10Oh, my goodness.
10:13You have a calf inside you.
10:16How do you...
10:16Oh, it's my gift.
10:18Oh, your girl.
10:19We don't know yet.
10:23Do you want to?
10:25What the hell?
10:26The video of us beheading the statue got 3,000 dislikes.
10:30Who doesn't love a classic prank?
10:32Let me see.
10:35Uh, where was this statue?
10:38In front of the bar.
10:39It had a creepy vibe, so we didn't go in.
10:41And did this bar have a name?
10:43That was weird, too.
10:45It was called Stagnus.
10:47What is that?
10:49Like, how much you're like a stag?
10:52Idiots, it's not Stagnus.
10:54It's Saint Agnes.
10:58It's a church.
10:59Whose statue do they put in front of churches?
11:07Looks like...
11:10Burger King.
11:11Well, no wonder they're mad.
11:13People love that guy.
11:27Hubert!
11:28Come dance with dada, dada, dada!
11:36Maybe I'm overreacting.
11:38Maybe he was teasing.
11:46What a creep.
11:49My first crush is a creep.
11:57It's been 20 minutes.
11:59I still don't have a better idea.
12:01Welcome!
12:04Occupied?
12:05You think I wouldn't crawl under and pull you out of there?
12:15Can we do this outside the men's room?
12:17Nope.
12:17It's gone on long enough.
12:19We're gonna straighten everything out right here, right now.
12:21We're gonna go back to the party as a family.
12:22The shrimp is bad.
12:23The shrimp is bad.
12:25We're not serving shrimp.
12:27I ate something with a tail on it.
12:32Oh, sleep, Father.
12:33Mercy, burn!
12:34Now let's go.
12:36You can't be serious.
12:38If you want to get out of here, you are gonna tell me why you have been doing this.
12:44Come on.
12:44Out with it.
12:47Sorry, I know you didn't mean me.
12:49How do you think one conversation in a toilet's gonna fix everything?
12:53I don't, but at least it's a start.
12:55What do you want to do?
12:56Wait for my funeral?
12:57There's nothing to say.
12:59It's just the way we are.
13:01We all just swirl around each other fighting and taking turns creating disasters.
13:05So we drive each other nuts, so what?
13:07That's what families do.
13:09It's more than that.
13:09I like myself better when I'm not around you.
13:14So you have said.
13:16And I feel bad for who I am when I am around you.
13:22What?
13:22You yelling?
13:24Spitballs to a battleship.
13:26No.
13:26I mean, I know I'm disappointing you.
13:32What?
13:34He said he knows he's disappointing you.
13:38Sorry.
13:38I'll be quiet.
13:41Now I'll be quiet.
13:43Mom, you've always had these gigantic expectations of me.
13:48Like I'm some sort of superhuman brain that can fix all the world's problems.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:52I can't.
13:53And I can't deal with that pressure.
13:55When did I ever pressure you?
13:57You said I had to become president of the United States.
14:00A president?
14:01Is that what this is about?
14:04Malcolm, that was just a plan.
14:08Plans aren't contracts.
14:09They're just plans.
14:11Your father and I have made hundreds of them.
14:13And look at us.
14:14Barely ever work out.
14:15So we just make some new ones.
14:17Yeah, you can't take it that seriously.
14:23That was you lying?
14:28You've been lying to me all this time?
14:31Do you know the kind of drama you caused me for a lie?
14:34Making me suffer under your lie for 18 years?
14:39What kind of satanic monster are you?
14:45Aw, they found each other.
14:48We tried to give you very specific positive goals to help you get through college.
14:52So you wouldn't just party and drop out and end up in a homeless shelter.
14:56That was called good parenting.
14:57You don't even care about the constant stress and anxiety of trying to live up to that?
15:02Do you realize that my degrees, my charity, the awards, my beautiful, perfect daughter,
15:10finding a woman who loves me for me and makes my life complete?
15:14All of that was based on your lie.
15:16How could you do that to me?
15:21Wait.
15:23Malcolm, you've accomplished so much.
15:26And all of it is you.
15:29It's just you.
15:30Oh.
15:32You're a good father.
15:33You're a good man.
15:35Better than we ever hoped.
15:38And I wish we didn't upset you so much.
15:40And I can't say it's ever going to get better.
15:43I just miss you.
15:47I miss you, too.
15:52I'm trying so hard to hold it in.
15:53It just makes the pitch go higher.
15:55Please, let's just get out of here.
15:58Oh, by the way, I love my granddaughter.
16:02Yeah, that's pretty easy.
16:03And I approve of Tristan.
16:04Thanks.
16:05I mean, I don't actually need your approval.
16:08I know.
16:08But I approve anyway.
16:11Thanks.
16:12I really love her.
16:14I think I love her like you and Dad.
16:23We are no longer friends.
16:25We'll discuss it after dessert.
16:30Hey, Dad.
16:31Looking good.
16:32All better now?
16:34Glad we're past that.
16:34We're not past it yet, Reese.
16:38Do we miss anything?
16:39Hold me higher.
16:39I can't see his face.
16:40You are in for it now.
16:41I'm not all right.
16:42You're right.
16:42It's your moment.
16:43We'll pile on later.
16:46Dad, there's no point in me saying I'm sorry.
16:49I'm always sorry.
16:51But this is different.
16:52I not only took advantage of you, I did it by pretending to have a closer, more loving relationship.
17:02I know how horrible I made you feel.
17:05And the horrible thing for me is I was faking the relationship I always wanted with you.
17:14Way to take all the fun out of it.
17:16Nice, man.
17:17That is the most honest apology I have ever heard.
17:22Wow.
17:23But it is completely meaningless.
17:25Oh, wait.
17:25Let's get it again.
17:27You have always counted on the fact that no matter what you do, I will always love you.
17:32And that is just true.
17:34It is for all of you.
17:36I assumed the love was just there in every cell of my body, and I was helpless to prevent it.
17:44But then I realized that that was just for your mother.
17:47You guys are completely different.
17:49You are so unfailingly destructive and self-absorbed and oblivious that you make it so damn difficult.
17:58That my genuine, deep love is an actual act of heroism.
18:04Well, do you realize how good that makes me feel about myself?
18:09Thank you.
18:10Thank you.
18:10Thank you for that gift.
18:15Especially you.
18:22Are you sure everything's ready?
18:23Don't worry.
18:25Don't worry everything's ready or just don't worry?
18:27Whatever answer makes you stop glaring at me, I don't like it.
18:31That's too late now anyway.
18:35Can I have your attention please, everyone?
18:41This is such an important day for me.
18:45After 40 years of frustration, Hal has finally let me celebrate our relationship my way.
18:54My way.
18:56Today is happening exactly the way I always wanted it to.
19:00Because honey, for once, for once, for once, it's not about me, it's about you.
19:20Happy anniversary, sweetheart.
19:23This has taken so many online tutorials and equipment rentals and crazy expensive laptop I've been hiding from you.
19:30And I hope you like it.
19:32What would you like people to know about your father?
19:35That is a complicated man.
19:39No, he's not.
19:41He's the least complex man of all time, which I love.
19:45I spend so much time touring in different cities.
19:48Sometimes I don't know where I am.
19:50And then dad calls.
19:51He doesn't understand time zones.
19:53And it's always like four in the morning.
19:57But it's still very thoughtful.
20:00Two minutes talking to him, I feel like I'm home.
20:04Anyway, it got me thinking.
20:06And I wrote this.
20:13For me, the most singular thing about dad is his stamina.
20:18The sheer amount of grief he could stomach.
20:21I got in trouble, got in fights, got suspended, got expelled.
20:25Twice.
20:27Dad was always unfailingly patient with me.
20:31The first time I met Hal...
20:33Oh, got married to you without telling them?
20:35That was a big one.
20:37Anyway, I was dreading it.
20:39As far as I knew, all dads were drunk and mean.
20:41But he was always so steady and reliable.
20:44Now he feels like my real dad.
20:47Got arrested three times?
20:48No, arrested twice, expelled three times?
20:53We were all pretty wild.
20:56But my brothers, they were so far ahead of me that I needed to find my own thing.
21:03So, I chose noise.
21:06I especially like the sound of crashing.
21:09Dishes, lamps, big windows, little windows.
21:13If you know what you're doing, I mean, you can create these frequencies that rip right through
21:17your brain.
21:19And when dad stopped me, he was always so gentle about it.
21:25I mean, it really made me want to be peaceful.
21:29I really appreciated his tenderness.
21:33Even though I'm kind of a tough guy.
21:35I mean, look at these beasts!
21:39Can the love of your life be a man?
21:41Another heterosexual man?
21:43I say yes.
21:44A thousand times yes.
21:46When someone is that loving and giving and honest and true, you can't stop it.
21:52You understand?
21:53He's not just my best friend.
21:55He's the best person.
21:57No one disagree with me on this one.
22:04Hal is a great man.
22:09Everyone expects me to talk about how forgiving and accepting he is.
22:13And he totally is with me.
22:16I don't know why I do what I do.
22:18I actually asked a therapist about it, but he was all,
22:21well, I don't know you and I don't work for free.
22:24But what I'm really thankful for is the optimism he gave me.
22:28I still wake up every day thinking I'll be better.
22:32He's always cheerful.
22:33And honest.
22:34And helpful.
22:35And wise.
22:36And honest.
22:37Oh, right.
22:38You already said that.
22:39Yes, I admire his enthusiasm and his courage.
22:42I mean, he could try anything and make us do it too.
22:44Our vocal group, firewalking.
22:47Firewalking.
22:48And don't forget insightful.
22:50Nobody else recognized that my bluster was just a cover to hide my shame at ruining Secret Santa.
22:56And he's incredibly general.
22:57Especially when he's playing poker.
23:01Hey, Doc.
23:02I'm sorry this is so rushed.
23:03I'm just a holy swamp.
23:04But I want to say I love you.
23:06I admire your decency and your honesty and your hair.
23:10So happy birth anniversary.
23:12Anniversary.
23:13Hey, Linda, can you bring me that report?
23:16I was like five when I started feeling wrong.
23:23I thought I was great at hiding it because you guys never said anything.
23:28But then I had this one really shitty day in the fifth grade.
23:36The other kids and even my teacher.
23:43When I had little kid problems, I'd just go to dad and he'd clown around and make me feel better.
23:53And I wanted to do that, but instead I just blurted out, dad, am I wrong?
24:03And he was looking at me, and I knew that he knew and had always known.
24:13And I could tell he was thinking, like, really hard.
24:20And I was terrified.
24:24And then, then he finally said, could be nicer to your mom sometimes.
24:33So, yeah, I like him.
24:40Sincere.
24:41Loyal.
24:42Tenderness.
24:43Brave.
24:44Faithful.
24:45Agreeable.
24:45Remarkable.
24:46Vibrous.
24:46Grinkly.
24:47Loving.
24:47Intermittent.
24:48Fearless.
24:49Considerate.
24:49Sparkling.
24:50Sexually.
24:51Elk.
24:52Amazing.
24:53Precision.
24:54Connery.
24:55Love.
25:02We did it!
25:03Woo-hoo!
25:04All of us are beautiful, boys!
25:08Hell.
25:11When we first met, I knew I'd been looking for you my entire life.
25:20You're my wish come true.
25:44You're my wish come true.
25:50Não tem nunca feito nada assim para mim.
25:54Ninguém nunca nos mandou.
25:56Desculpe-me?
26:00É estranho me colocar em mim dentro desse momento,
26:04mas se eu não faço agora, eu tenho medo que nunca vou.
26:08Pai, eu desculpe por quanto me desculpe foi meu papel.
26:15Eu não percebi o que isso significava, o que você significava.
26:22Desculpe-me.
26:33Eu pensava que eu estava melhorando por estar de você,
26:37mas, em vez, eu esqueci as coisas importantes que eu aprendi de você.
26:41Eu acho que todos os motivos a oportunidade.
26:45Amém.
26:48Amém.
26:49Não stoppera de acreditar.
26:52Eu sei que você conseguiu, mas é tudo bom.
26:55Então, amém.
27:01Amém.
27:03Eu estou tão flutuando.
27:05Tem tantas partes de minha personalidade que não funcionam bem,
27:09mas eu amo você muito.
27:13Você me casarei?
27:18Não.
27:30Isso não funciona para tudo, Stevie.
27:33Malcom, eu amo você muito.
27:37Eu amo você muito.
27:39Mas nós dois descobrimos que nós estávamos mantendo
27:43gigantesco segredos de todos os outros.
27:45Nós temos que resolver isso antes de fazer nada.
27:51Excepto sex.
27:52Nós definitivamente teremos sexo depois.
27:53Eu amo você.
28:27Oi, eu sou Lia.
28:29Hubert, quem pediu você para me aproximar?
28:33Minha mãe.
28:34Ela conseguiu dizer que eu estava solucionado.
28:36Just como eu consegui dizer que você está solucionado.
28:38É provavelmente porque você é estranho.
28:40Eu sou.
28:41Então, nós somos uma match made in heaven.
28:44Não, você, eyebrows.
28:45E você já me dá bom advice.
28:48Nós estamos flutuando.
28:51Oi, você gostaria de se juntar o que pode ser uma super cool friend group?
29:00Sim, ok.
29:01Obrigado.
29:03Posso perguntar vocês sobre algo muito engraçado?
29:06Se você me conhece melhor, você não.
29:08Mas, por favor.
29:10Meus e senhores, nós apresentamos a dança aniversário under a spotlight.
29:14Por favor, lembrem-se que eles escolheram a música.
29:19O que você está fazendo?
29:21O que você está falando?
29:23Não, é só uma coisa romântica.
29:26Não tem problema.
29:26Não, é só uma coisa romântica.
29:57Não, é só uma coisa romântica.
29:59Você é um dream.
30:01Não, é só uma coisa romântica.
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