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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid, stupid, stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off of the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who isn't?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:50I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:03:00Listen, you have no idea.
00:03:02Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:03:05I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:03:08Than just my best friend and sister.
00:03:12Why didn't you say anything?
00:03:14I made a promise to Ron.
00:03:16But you know what?
00:03:23I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:03:36I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:03:43And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:03:50Every time.
00:04:02I want you to take me right here.
00:04:07Right now.
00:04:19Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:04:21I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:04:23The same Brett Harrison.
00:04:25I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:04:28Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:04:31What?
00:04:32Alice.
00:04:32Hello, Ally.
00:04:33Quit drooling.
00:04:34Come on, that's gross.
00:04:34I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:04:37I would say it's zoning out.
00:04:39And dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:04:41And put some actual pants on.
00:04:42You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:04:44Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:04:45I don't care, man.
00:04:46All right?
00:04:47You're in a watch duty now.
00:04:48You've got to keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:04:50Okay?
00:04:50And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:04:52We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:04:55Ron.
00:04:55I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:04:56Catch you later, okay?
00:04:57Fuck yeah.
00:04:58All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:04:59All right, bye-bye.
00:05:03You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:05:11Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:05:14Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:05:18I don't know.
00:05:20Why don't you define weird?
00:05:22It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:05:30Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:05:34open it.
00:05:35And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:05:39Yeah, right.
00:05:40A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:05:45That's a bummer, huh?
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:48No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I don't know.
00:05:52Any signal.
00:05:53So he hasn't seen it?
00:05:55I'm safe.
00:05:56Wow, what's on the email?
00:05:59Wow, what's on the email?
00:06:01Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:06:03Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:06:05Nothing.
00:06:06Nothing.
00:06:07Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:06:09I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:06:14me.
00:06:15No, nothing.
00:06:16Nothing scandalous.
00:06:17I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:06:18Oh, good to see you.
00:06:24Okay, deep breath.
00:06:26This is my year.
00:06:27New city, new school.
00:06:29I'm gonna make this squad.
00:06:31And I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid, perfect abs.
00:06:52What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:06:55Uh, more like a 12.
00:06:57Oh.
00:07:00Hi.
00:07:01Um, I'm Allison.
00:07:02I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:07:05Sweetie.
00:07:06Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:07:08And...
00:07:09more delicate.
00:07:10You know what I mean?
00:07:11Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:18You want a shot?
00:07:20But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:07:22Okay.
00:07:23Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:07:24Go talk to the football captain.
00:07:25If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:07:32Sure.
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:33Um, where is he?
00:07:35He's in a team meeting.
00:07:36Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:07:39And just barge in.
00:07:41Be aggressive.
00:07:41He loves them.
00:07:44See you later.
00:07:50Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:07:52She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:07:57Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:08:03Third door.
00:08:05Meeting room.
00:08:06Show him aggression.
00:08:06I got this.
00:08:16Oh, my God.
00:08:19Oh, my God.
00:08:20Oh, my God.
00:08:20You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:08:22Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:08:24Hmm.
00:08:24We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:08:30Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:08:32No!
00:08:33No!
00:08:35Don't be shy, baby.
00:08:37Turn around.
00:08:38Whoa!
00:08:44Look, I'm here in official business.
00:08:45Okay?
00:08:46I just, I need to see the captain.
00:08:47Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:08:50Were you needing a salute?
00:08:53Back off.
00:09:11You looking for me?
00:09:14You looking for me?
00:09:16What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:09:19Brett?
00:09:19He's the football captain?
00:09:22Of course he is.
00:09:23Who else could it be?
00:09:25Look, I need to ask you something.
00:09:27You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half-making.
00:09:31Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:09:33The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:09:37Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:09:39I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:09:43Oh, my God.
00:09:44It's all right.
00:09:45Uh, I, I have to go.
00:09:48Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:09:49You look thirsty.
00:09:58Hey, well, great.
00:09:59Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:10:01Put it down!
00:10:06What's that?
00:10:07Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:10:10It's okay, I can just go out.
00:10:11I love you.
00:10:23I finally did it.
00:10:24The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:10:27I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:10:29And holy hell, it felt good.
00:10:33The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:10:38Touchdown!
00:10:41I slept.
00:10:48You guys are benched.
00:10:49It's just a joke.
00:10:51Seriously?
00:10:54The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:10:57Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:10:59In the men's shower, Allison?
00:11:01Unhinged.
00:11:02Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:11:04Kill me now.
00:11:11What are you doing here?
00:11:14I'm here to pick you up.
00:11:16Obviously.
00:11:18Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:11:20Yes, it did.
00:11:21You've just been waiting.
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:24And whose fault is it?
00:11:26I messaged you.
00:11:28Oh crap.
00:11:29I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:11:31I was dying of embarrassment.
00:11:34I must have missed your message.
00:11:36Sorry.
00:11:37Missed my message?
00:11:39You know, I don't think so.
00:11:41I think.
00:11:42I've been blocked for a month.
00:11:44Why?
00:11:45Okay, come on.
00:11:46What?
00:11:47Just give it back.
00:11:48Whatever you...
00:11:48Hold on.
00:11:50You're texting Chad?
00:11:52I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:11:55You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:11:57He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:11:58Are you into that?
00:11:59We're doing a school project together.
00:12:01Ah, a school project.
00:12:02Yes.
00:12:03You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:12:06Well, it's the truth.
00:12:07So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:12:09Hold on.
00:12:10Let me do something really quick.
00:12:11What are you doing?
00:12:12There you go.
00:12:13Chad is deleted.
00:12:14What?
00:12:15Stop!
00:12:16They're already done.
00:12:17That's not cool.
00:12:18You can't do that.
00:12:19That's not fair.
00:12:20Uh, yes it is.
00:12:22Because, listen.
00:12:23You're my business now.
00:12:25So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:12:28I say take your phone out.
00:12:32Cool, but do what?
00:12:34I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:12:45Keep it cool, Allison.
00:12:47Act like you've been in a car before.
00:12:48This is literally my fanfic.
00:12:52The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:12:57I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:13:01Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:13:04This is all I've ever wanted.
00:13:07My only.
00:13:09My only have ever wanted you.
00:13:14Ah, yes.
00:13:16Rhett.
00:13:17Harder.
00:13:18Faster.
00:13:19I'm coming.
00:13:21What?
00:13:21You alright?
00:13:22Yes.
00:13:23Any and a little bit of air.
00:13:24It's really hot in here.
00:13:26I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:13:28Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:13:33No, I just don't like it.
00:13:38No, I just don't like it.
00:13:42Oh my God.
00:13:43Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:13:45I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:13:49You have double XL condoms.
00:13:51You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:13:52I'll tell you what else.
00:13:53It's for gloves.
00:13:54Do you actually use those?
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:57They use your face.
00:13:58There's no way.
00:14:00That's like a sleeping bag.
00:14:02What did you want to know?
00:14:08Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:14:11Yeah, you only tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:14:14You kissed me back.
00:14:15You basically attacked me.
00:14:16I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:14:25Pathetic.
00:14:26I'm actually pathetic.
00:14:27I thought he kissed me back.
00:14:29I'm such an idiot.
00:14:31Forget I said anything.
00:14:33You know what?
00:14:33Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:14:35Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:14:38Excuse me?
00:14:39There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:14:42No parties, no frat boys.
00:14:44Me and you're gonna share your liability with me all the time.
00:14:47Are you insane?
00:14:48Who do you think you are?
00:14:50My father?
00:14:55I'm your roommate.
00:14:56And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:15:01So he does just see me as a liability.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:05We're roommates.
00:15:07And that means we're equals.
00:15:09And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:15:12So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:15:16And Ron's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:15:20sure that you're safe.
00:15:21Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:15:26Nope.
00:15:26Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:15:30No.
00:15:31Pro Max.
00:15:32Not when he looks like that.
00:15:36You're a problem with him?
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:15:42First you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:15:45Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:15:49You don't get to tell me about them.
00:15:51I'm not your prisoner.
00:15:52I don't control what I do.
00:15:55Yes, I do.
00:16:07Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:16:11Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:16:15Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:16:18Lingerie?
00:16:19Seriously?
00:16:21But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:16:25I'm not letting Rita win.
00:16:28I'm your roommate.
00:16:29And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:16:31Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:16:37I don't take orders from those.
00:16:41Are you ready to ride?
00:16:43Come on.
00:16:44Let's get up, let's go.
00:16:46Get your body on the dance floor.
00:16:48Boy, you know I got.
00:16:59Oh my god.
00:17:01Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:17:07Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:17:10Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:17:16Thanks.
00:17:17At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:17:21You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:17:27Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:17:30Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:17:34Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:17:51I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:18:01Shit.
00:18:02I don't have any guy friends here.
00:18:04Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:18:07What's the matter?
00:18:09No guys want you?
00:18:11Tick tock, sweetie.
00:18:13She's stalling.
00:18:14She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:18:16You can't get a guy?
00:18:18You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:18:22She cares.
00:18:23Just give me a second.
00:18:33Hey, Allison.
00:18:34Yeah, I...
00:18:41That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:18:44Since you're so thirsty.
00:18:46Lick it up.
00:18:52Lick it up.
00:18:55Lick it up.
00:19:01Brett?
00:19:04What's up?
00:19:05Where are you?
00:19:06I'm at Club Five.
00:19:07I, um...
00:19:09I lost a dare.
00:19:10Yeah?
00:19:12What kind of dare?
00:19:15I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:19:18Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:19:22a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:19:24Come on, Brett.
00:19:25Please, this is serious.
00:19:26Can you just come get me?
00:19:28No, Allison.
00:19:28You know what?
00:19:29You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:19:32Brett, please!
00:19:36How dare you even think of Brett?
00:19:39He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:19:41You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:19:46I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:19:53Where do you think you're going?
00:19:55Grab her.
00:19:56Nope!
00:19:57Get off of me!
00:19:58You lost the dare.
00:19:59You paid the price.
00:20:02You need to loosen up.
00:20:04You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:20:06We'll help you lower your standards.
00:20:10No!
00:20:12No!
00:20:23What was that?
00:20:25Oh.
00:20:25Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:20:32Please!
00:20:33Come on, sweetheart!
00:20:35A dare is a dare!
00:20:36Stop fighting!
00:20:39I'm doing you a favor.
00:20:41Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:20:51Please!
00:20:51Please!
00:20:52Stop!
00:20:53Please!
00:20:53Forgetting this?
00:20:54That's what gets used.
00:20:57Hey, asshole!
00:21:10Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:21:13Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:21:16Oh!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:23Brett!
00:21:24This is a total overreaction.
00:21:26Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:21:29I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:21:30She's practically begging for it.
00:21:42You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:21:47And that goes for everybody.
00:21:49I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:21:51Does everybody understand that?
00:21:55Great!
00:21:56We're going to delete them right now.
00:21:59Yup.
00:22:02You okay?
00:22:04Come on.
00:22:05Let's go.
00:22:13Hey!
00:22:14Hey!
00:22:15What do you think you're doing?
00:22:16Huh?
00:22:17Sneaking out?
00:22:18Going to a place like this?
00:22:20What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:22:23What did you mean back there?
00:22:28Back...
00:22:29Back where?
00:22:30When you told everyone...
00:22:33That I'm your girl.
00:22:35The literal meaning.
00:22:37I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:22:41I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:22:43And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:48I know.
00:22:49Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:22:51Always causing trouble.
00:22:52Please, just put this out.
00:22:55Happy?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:23:01Well, you know what?
00:23:01I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:23:04Like I'm desperate?
00:23:05No, that's not true!
00:23:06I know.
00:23:06Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:23:08Bullshit!
00:23:09You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:23:11These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:23:13And you don't...
00:23:14I know!
00:23:14I know!
00:23:15Obviously I know Rita's not my friend.
00:23:16And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:23:18And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:23:21That's not true.
00:23:23Fuck Rita.
00:23:25Fuck everybody.
00:23:27Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:23:29I don't want to be me, okay?
00:23:31I want to be liked.
00:23:32I want to be wanted.
00:23:33And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:23:36I'll always answer when you call them.
00:23:38I'll always be there.
00:23:39So what does that mean?
00:23:42What does that mean for us?
00:23:43What am I to you, Brent?
00:23:46I'm losing my mind.
00:23:48I know the rules, but look at her.
00:23:52All I can think, just this once.
00:23:55What?
00:23:59Say it!
00:24:00Just say it!
00:24:00I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:24:03Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:24:05No.
00:24:06It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:24:08That is not true.
00:24:09Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:24:12Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:24:14I can't.
00:24:16And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:24:20So you know what?
00:24:21Just forget it.
00:24:23Forget I said anything!
00:24:26I'm done begging you.
00:24:27I'm done.
00:24:28No, Alison, Alison, stop that.
00:24:36Alison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:24:41Why?
00:24:42Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:24:47It says that you have to stop.
00:24:51Please don't stop.
00:24:53Please don't stop.
00:25:00Please don't stop.
00:25:06Please don't stop.
00:25:09Please don't stop.
00:25:11Please don't stop.
00:25:11I don't want to get him.
00:25:13I do want to make money.
00:25:14What are you doing, Brent?
00:25:15We're hurting everything.
00:25:28Yo, what's up, loser?
00:25:34Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:25:39Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:25:41Talk to me.
00:25:42Face time to run.
00:25:46What is he doing?
00:25:47Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:25:54Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:25:56Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:25:57What?
00:25:58Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:26:03So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:26:06and beat your ass.
00:26:08It's...
00:26:08It was an accident, okay?
00:26:10We just...
00:26:11I butt-dialed you.
00:26:13We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:26:18And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:26:21Okay?
00:26:22Chill.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Yeah, look.
00:26:28It's really dry, okay?
00:26:29My eye is, like, dying.
00:26:33All right.
00:26:34Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:26:37right now or something.
00:26:38I need you to take care of that.
00:26:39I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:26:41I got it.
00:26:44Peace.
00:26:44Bye.
00:26:48Oh, my God.
00:26:48That was really, really close.
00:26:51Dave, what's up?
00:26:53What's going on?
00:26:53We should...
00:26:54You forgot something.
00:26:55No, Allie.
00:26:56It's late.
00:26:56Come on.
00:26:57You almost kissed me.
00:26:58Hey, Allison.
00:27:09Allie.
00:27:10You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:27:23All right, ladies.
00:27:24Physical assessments today.
00:27:27Allison, you're up first.
00:28:00Damn, Allison.
00:28:02I see you.
00:28:04Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:28:06You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:28:09Shut up.
00:28:17Hey, uh...
00:28:19Hey, watch it.
00:28:20What's your problem?
00:28:23Hmm?
00:28:32Partner up.
00:28:33Stretching drills.
00:28:38Solo, Allison?
00:28:39Let me help.
00:28:41I'm real hands-on.
00:28:42Hmm.
00:28:43I'm okay.
00:28:45Come on.
00:28:46He'll be fine.
00:28:47I promise.
00:28:49Look, Chad, you're really...
00:28:52Uh, she's with me.
00:28:55I'm not with anyone.
00:28:58Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:29:00That's right.
00:29:01She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:29:04Choose me.
00:29:09Walk away, Chad.
00:29:11Right now.
00:29:13Whatever, man.
00:29:14You're lost.
00:29:20What are you doing?
00:29:22What?
00:29:22Are you jealous or something?
00:29:24No, I'm not jealous.
00:29:26What was that?
00:29:27I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:29:28Keeping the vultures away.
00:29:29Just doing my job.
00:29:33First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:29:38All right, come on.
00:29:40You first.
00:29:46Let's go!
00:29:47We don't have all day!
00:29:48You ready, Ricky?
00:29:50I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:29:52But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:29:55Let's go!
00:29:55We don't have all day!
00:29:58You want to play?
00:29:59Fine.
00:30:01Let's play.
00:30:31What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:30:34I'm not doing anything.
00:30:35Stop it.
00:30:37Stop playing.
00:30:41Switch positions!
00:30:44Your turn.
00:30:46Shh.
00:30:47Shh.
00:30:48Shh.
00:30:49Shh.
00:30:49Shh.
00:30:50Shh.
00:30:54Shh.
00:30:56Whenever you're ready.
00:30:58She's trying to kill me, and it's working.
00:31:06She's your best friend's sister.
00:31:09It's the forbidden fruit.
00:31:12Ron is gonna murder me.
00:31:19What the hell am I doing?
00:31:25What the hell am I doing?
00:31:27You okay, Brett?
00:31:29I'm okay.
00:31:30And done.
00:31:31Allison, you killed it today.
00:31:33You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:31:37Really?
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Wow, thank you.
00:31:42Congratulations.
00:31:44Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:31:51You know what I mean?
00:32:08Oh my god.
00:32:10Shit!
00:32:11It's fucking hot!
00:32:12It's fucking hot!
00:32:12You okay?
00:32:14Um!
00:32:15Oh god.
00:32:15Jesus.
00:32:17Oh god.
00:32:19Um.
00:32:19um can you please get me a paper towel yeah yeah for sure here thank you jesus i'm so sorry
00:32:28okay brain bleach i need brain bleach but damn it how do i unsee that how do i stop my
00:32:35heart
00:32:35from kicking its way out of my chest okay it's fine just it's okay just forget it okay i'm doing
00:32:41laundry i'm sorry i spilled milk on you i um didn't you know you're not really wearing any clothes
00:32:47and it and neither are you you're just as dressed as i am you're wearing shorts and nothing else and
00:32:54you're not looking where you're going no okay i said i was sorry all right listen i just
00:33:00why aren't you still here why aren't you still here why wouldn't i be here this is my morning routine
00:33:05i know it's 8 30. isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at seven o'clock
00:33:10like a hair and makeup thing what nobody told me that had oh my gosh she's gonna kill me
00:33:17this is how i'm gonna get kicked off the team she's gonna she's gonna kill me because i'm late for
00:33:20our
00:33:21first performance hey hey it's okay well i'll drive okay thank you
00:33:30you
00:33:37get all your stuff yeah um how'd you go okay thanks bye
00:33:53did you just see that that rookie just rolled up with brett harrison and she was in the shotgun
00:33:59never lets any girl sit there enjoy it while it lasts nobody takes brett from me
00:34:12hey uh sorry i'm late i didn't know the call time was 7 a.m don't make excuses scott late
00:34:19is late
00:34:20you're just too lazy hey what's your problem my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:34:35it's the first game and you can't even be on time like i said nobody
00:34:42no hey stop are you crazy consider this a lesson to understand punctuality stop
00:34:52you want to fight i'll give you a reason
00:35:01hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh get your
00:35:04fucking hands off this is the girls locker room cool get out
00:35:09get out of here all of you get out of here right now did you hear me get out
00:35:17you okay it's fine
00:35:21i just can't go out there like this so i'm just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick or
00:35:25something
00:35:26it's gonna be okay we have enough time trust me
00:35:32hi hello listen i need you to go to the school and i need you to meet me in the
00:35:35woman's locker room
00:35:36right now
00:35:41all right hey listen use my jersey make it look better than the original all right
00:36:10oh
00:36:11oh
00:36:11shit is that even allison
00:36:23she looks
00:36:25sturdy
00:36:27look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know i think you look better in that jersey than
00:36:32i
00:36:32ever did it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner you know that's true that's that's true i
00:36:37have hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game yeah
00:36:42you're the only thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's sister
00:36:51of course as more than just a friend sister all right time's ticking let's move
00:37:00allison i don't know whatever this look is but it works you take center let's go
00:37:13okay
00:37:15hey uh
00:37:22break a leg
00:37:26hold on
00:37:31ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:37:51uh
00:37:52uh
00:37:52uh
00:37:53uh
00:37:53uh
00:37:53uh
00:38:10Who is that girl?
00:38:12She's on fire.
00:38:13It's Alison Scott.
00:38:14I didn't know she had moves.
00:38:20Alison is serious.
00:38:21She's so hot.
00:38:23I mean, damn.
00:38:23I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:38:27Body in that uniform.
00:38:28Woo!
00:38:29She's getting lucky tonight.
00:38:32Stay with me.
00:38:33I don't have to.
00:38:34See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:38:38I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:38:42you is my fist.
00:38:52He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:38:59Touchdown!
00:39:00Matt Harrison does it again.
00:39:02State wins.
00:39:03Alice in the room.
00:39:04All right, good job.
00:39:06Whoo!
00:39:08Woo!
00:39:11Whoo!
00:39:11Yes!
00:39:12Whoo!
00:39:14Whoo!
00:39:14Yes!
00:39:15When you are correct, let's go!
00:39:27Hey, shut up!
00:39:28No!
00:39:32You're okay.
00:39:33Kiss!
00:39:33Kiss!
00:39:34Kiss!
00:39:35Kiss!
00:39:38Kiss!
00:39:38Kiss!
00:39:38Kiss!
00:39:40Kiss!
00:39:41Kiss!
00:39:41Kiss!
00:39:43Oh my God.
00:39:44Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:39:46In front of the entire stadium?
00:39:49Kiss!
00:39:50Kiss!
00:39:51Kiss!
00:39:53Kiss!
00:39:58Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:40:01I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:40:06Come on, Allison.
00:40:07Let's give the people what they want.
00:40:09I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:40:15But I want it.
00:40:35I can't believe this is happening.
00:40:40Kiss cam, me and Brett.
00:40:51Allison, don't pass out.
00:40:57Thanks for keeping you out at bay.
00:40:59No problem.
00:41:08This is insane.
00:41:09I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:41:13But it feels so right.
00:41:15I never want it to end.
00:41:21Harrison!
00:41:30What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:41:34Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:41:35You're making a scene.
00:41:36I'm making a scene?
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:37I'm making a scene.
00:41:38You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:41:41Stop beating like this, okay?
00:41:44Are you serious right now?
00:41:45If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:41:50You're unbelievable.
00:41:52I hate you.
00:41:56Dude, I'm sorry.
00:41:57No, no, no, no.
00:41:57You cut the crap.
00:41:58You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:42:01I promise.
00:42:01Do not bullshit me.
00:42:02Do not bullshit me.
00:42:03Absolutely nothing.
00:42:04I'm serious.
00:42:05Nothing.
00:42:06You're fucking lying.
00:42:07I saw the way you kissed her.
00:42:09Okay?
00:42:09She is not another one of your conquests.
00:42:11I know that.
00:42:12So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you, you do not cross
00:42:17me, you do not.
00:42:18I promise.
00:42:19Dude.
00:42:20Fuck.
00:42:24Hey, we need to talk.
00:42:27No.
00:42:28I sound like a mom.
00:42:31This is ridiculous.
00:42:32Why am I texting him?
00:42:33He's literally in the next room.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:37Just go in there.
00:42:38Just ask him.
00:42:39Hey, Brett.
00:42:40What the hell was that kiss?
00:42:42He kissed me back.
00:42:43He can't deny it this time.
00:42:45It's recorded and live streamed.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:49Do or die.
00:42:56What are you doing?
00:42:57Getting groceries.
00:42:58What do you think I'm doing?
00:43:00I'm taking a hot bath.
00:43:01Well, I think you should do something else.
00:43:03I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:43:06She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:43:10Brett.
00:43:11What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:43:14I know you didn't hate it.
00:43:16I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:43:18Hi.
00:43:19You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:43:22Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:43:24You know what?
00:43:24I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:43:28It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:43:31Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:43:32The fun's over.
00:43:33It's finished.
00:43:34Do you understand?
00:43:38Don't you dare.
00:43:39No.
00:43:39Don't you dare look like that.
00:43:40I'm not doing anything.
00:43:41No, no, no.
00:43:42That's not fair, okay?
00:43:43Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:43:44Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:43:47Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:43:49You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:43:51Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:43:52I'm not doing anything.
00:43:53Yes, you are.
00:43:55You know what?
00:43:55Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:43:59Because that's all this is.
00:44:00Yeah?
00:44:00Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:44:03I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:44:10Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:44:13Chad's a predator.
00:44:14And a loser.
00:44:15And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:44:20I can't.
00:44:25Oh, is he hard?
00:44:33Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:44:36You don't think I'm being honest?
00:44:43Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:44:45You know, biology.
00:44:49Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:44:58Allie, Brett, he goes out here?
00:45:00Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:45:02You have to get out.
00:45:03I can't get out.
00:45:04If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:45:06Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:45:08So I, I'm going to get out.
00:45:10Okay, cool.
00:45:11Allie, hey.
00:45:13Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:45:14Allie, hey.
00:45:15Just get under.
00:45:16Get under what?
00:45:17Brett, you have to get down.
00:45:22Allie.
00:45:23Hi.
00:45:24She's not alone?
00:45:26Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:45:27Run, I'm naked.
00:45:28Get out.
00:45:31You're, you're not though.
00:45:34Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:45:38I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:45:40I left it out here yesterday.
00:45:41You got it, so.
00:45:42I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:45:49I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:45:50And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:45:55Thanks.
00:46:01Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:46:04Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:46:09So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:46:13Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:46:14It's a game.
00:46:15Everyone does it.
00:46:17A game?
00:46:18I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:46:20This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:46:23Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:46:27That's fair.
00:46:29Chad sucks.
00:46:30Yeah.
00:46:31Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:32He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:46:36They won't be.
00:46:40Okay, thanks.
00:46:43What was that?
00:46:46What was that?
00:46:49Sorry.
00:46:50I got water in my nose.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:52I'm okay.
00:46:53Don't drown.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:53Okay?
00:46:54Have a good soak, I guess.
00:46:55Okay.
00:46:57Bye.
00:46:58Bye.
00:46:59Bye.
00:47:02Bye.
00:47:04Bye.
00:47:05Bye.
00:47:05The illegal is going to die.
00:47:08Good talk.
00:47:09Wait.
00:47:12I have to ask you something.
00:47:15I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:47:17Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:47:19Be the girl he kissed.
00:47:20There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:47:24I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:47:34You've got plans, Allie.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39Yeah, whatever.
00:47:40I just...
00:47:54Brett?
00:47:57I guess we have the same plans.
00:48:04Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:48:16Look.
00:48:17Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:48:19She's finally giving back.
00:48:20Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:48:23It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:48:26I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:48:29I came by myself.
00:48:30Brett was kind enough to help me.
00:48:32With my family's donation.
00:48:34Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:48:36Nothing major.
00:48:37Just some Birkin bags.
00:48:38Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:48:40Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:48:45Huh.
00:48:46How much are you asking for this?
00:48:48$15.
00:48:49I made it myself.
00:48:51$15?
00:48:52For some plastic and twine.
00:48:54You don't have to buy it.
00:48:55It's ambitious.
00:48:57You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:49:00I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:49:07You want to say $500 apiece?
00:49:10Are you insane?
00:49:12You actually want this garbage.
00:49:13You know, I value the artist.
00:49:15That's just how expensive something looks.
00:49:17So, $500?
00:49:18What's that supposed to mean?
00:49:19She's nothing.
00:49:20No, you're nothing.
00:49:21Especially compared to her.
00:49:23How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:49:27Why don't you get out of here?
00:49:29No, I'm serious.
00:49:30Don't come back to this table again.
00:49:35You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:49:36What are you doing?
00:49:37What do you mean?
00:49:38You can't keep doing this to me.
00:49:41You blew me off yesterday.
00:49:42And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:49:44You're distant with me one second,
00:49:46and then you defend me the next.
00:49:47What do you want?
00:49:49I'm just trying to...
00:49:51Allison.
00:49:52Party at my place.
00:49:54Celebrating the big win.
00:49:56You coming?
00:49:57I don't know.
00:49:59I'm not interested.
00:50:01She's a grown woman.
00:50:02She can speak for herself.
00:50:05So, what do you say?
00:50:08You're not going anywhere.
00:50:11And there goes the big brother act again.
00:50:13Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:50:16You hate Chad, Brett?
00:50:18Fine.
00:50:18Chad's my new best friend then.
00:50:20No, yeah.
00:50:22Sounds fun.
00:50:25I'll be there.
00:50:35There she is, my guest of honor.
00:50:39Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:50:41Oh.
00:50:42Thanks.
00:50:47It's a cool party.
00:50:48Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:50:51Really, for me?
00:50:53Why did you do that?
00:50:55You're single.
00:50:56I'm single.
00:50:57You need another reason?
00:51:00So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:51:03No deal.
00:51:04There's nothing happening between us.
00:51:06He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:51:10It's his loss.
00:51:12My gain.
00:51:15Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:51:20Let's fix that.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:25No, why not?
00:51:26There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:51:29Maybe I should just move on.
00:51:30You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:51:32No.
00:51:33What's that?
00:51:33We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:51:38Come on.
00:51:52Damn it.
00:51:53Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:51:56Come on, Allison.
00:51:57You're already here.
00:52:09Fine.
00:52:11But I play to win.
00:52:16Hockey game.
00:52:17Check it out.
00:52:18Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:52:34Dude, what the fuck?
00:52:36Game's over.
00:52:36Let's go.
00:52:37Excuse me.
00:52:38What are you doing, huh?
00:52:39Get off of me.
00:52:40What do you think you're doing?
00:52:41You're ruining my night.
00:52:42Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:52:43What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:52:45Don't care.
00:52:46How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:52:47Come on.
00:52:48Okay?
00:52:48No more of these stupid games.
00:52:49You don't have to play this shit.
00:52:50Let's go.
00:52:51Let's go.
00:52:51I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:52:53I'm playing them because I want to.
00:52:57Get the fuck away from me.
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:08Oh my God.
00:53:09Oh shit.
00:53:12Oh shit.
00:53:18Ow!
00:53:20Hey, look at me.
00:53:22You okay?
00:53:23Hey.
00:53:23Hold on.
00:53:24Hold on.
00:53:24Hold on.
00:53:25It's okay.
00:53:26I got you.
00:53:27I got you.
00:53:28I got you.
00:53:29I got you.
00:53:29I got you.
00:53:30Oh my God.
00:53:31Is she okay?
00:53:34I got you.
00:53:35Hey.
00:53:36Hey.
00:53:36Look at me.
00:53:37Look at me.
00:53:38Look at me.
00:53:38Hey.
00:53:39Hey.
00:53:39You okay?
00:53:40I can't.
00:53:41I can't feel it.
00:53:43I can't feel it.
00:53:44Just try to breathe.
00:53:44Just try to breathe.
00:53:45All right.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:49I'm going to be okay.
00:53:50All right.
00:53:52Let's get you out.
00:53:52Hey.
00:53:53Let's get you out.
00:53:55Let's get you out.
00:53:55Okay.
00:53:56Let's get you out.
00:53:57Okay?
00:54:00Get out of my way.
00:54:01Move.
00:54:01Move.
00:54:03Just put me down, Brett.
00:54:05Here you go.
00:54:05Put you down.
00:54:07You know, you could have died.
00:54:09And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:54:14close to kissing him, huh?
00:54:15Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:54:18That's not fair.
00:54:20What's not fair?
00:54:22What's not fair?
00:54:23What am I not understanding?
00:54:24Huh?
00:54:24What don't I understand?
00:54:25I don't know how this works.
00:54:27Okay?
00:54:27Hey, I'm sorry.
00:54:28I'm figuring it out.
00:54:30I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:54:32You know what?
00:54:32That's fantastic.
00:54:33I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:54:35You're not any better than me.
00:54:37I'm not any better?
00:54:38What did I do?
00:54:39How am I not any better?
00:54:40What are you talking about?
00:54:41You're worse.
00:54:42I jumped in the pool.
00:54:43I saved your life.
00:54:44And now what?
00:54:44I'm an asshole?
00:54:45How am I worse?
00:54:46You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:50Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:54:54Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:54:56Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:54:59Yeah, I know.
00:54:59I sound like such a total jerk.
00:55:03You know, I don't understand.
00:55:07You made me fall in love with you.
00:55:12That's the worst thing.
00:55:13That's it.
00:55:13I did.
00:55:14No, no.
00:55:15I fell in love with you.
00:55:15I'm in love with you.
00:55:16Stop, stop.
00:55:17And you're my brother's best friend.
00:55:18I know that.
00:55:19I know.
00:55:20Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:55:26Am I crazy?
00:55:27Do you not feel anything?
00:55:30Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:55:34Okay?
00:55:36I want you to tell me to stop.
00:55:39Tell me that you don't want this.
00:55:41Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:55:43I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:55:44I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:55:52Fuck it.
00:56:00So what are we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:18I think I already am.
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:24He's going to kill you.
00:56:27You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:29He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35how much I love you.
00:56:42I don't know.
00:56:42I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:55But it's just for a little.
00:56:58Until we find the right moment.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03I don't know until you're away.
00:57:06We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:23Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain.
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:35I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:43Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:48My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:53Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:55He grabbed you by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:58Brett, stop.
00:58:00Don't read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:07He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:13Holy shit.
00:58:14That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Palm's my center.
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you away, Allie?
00:58:30Fuck.
00:58:32Fuck.
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:39I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:41Bye.
00:58:42I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:44I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:45I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:02Hey, are you okay?
00:59:04You sounded sick.
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:08You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:20Shoot.
00:59:21Late.
00:59:41Brett.
00:59:42That's Allison's.
00:59:44Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:05See what you're up to.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:10You found my bag.
01:00:11I was looking for that.
01:00:13No problem.
01:00:16Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:25I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced
01:00:31to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:34Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:40I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:43Excuse me.
01:00:44I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:48Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:50It's every girl's dream.
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:55I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:00Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:06Your turn, Scott.
01:01:08Sure, but I-
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:12Jackpot.
01:01:14Well, well, well.
01:01:15Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:18I knew it.
01:01:20No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:23Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:28Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:36Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:37I've never seen those.
01:01:39I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I'm lying.
01:01:41I mean, it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:49Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning?
01:01:52Yeah, sorry.
01:01:52I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:54He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:03I just...
01:02:06They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:14All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:18Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:22You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:26Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:27I mean, I know it.
01:02:28Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39Very sweet.
01:02:42What happened back there?
01:02:43How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:02:46I, uh, saw Rita putting something in your bag, so I swapped it out.
01:02:52I knew it.
01:02:53I knew she was up to something.
01:02:54You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:02:58Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:00It was when we were...
01:03:03When we were having...
01:03:08Bone sex.
01:03:10So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:13Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:17Hey, do you...
01:03:20Do you think I'm fat?
01:03:21Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:03:23I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:03:25I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:03:26I'm being serious, too.
01:03:28Allison.
01:03:29Perfect is the way you are.
01:03:30Yeah.
01:03:32I'll always be there...
01:03:34to catch you on your phone.
01:03:37Always.
01:03:40All right.
01:03:41On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:03:44Rita, you're up first.
01:03:46Then Allison.
01:03:58Okay, Allison.
01:04:00Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:03You killed it.
01:04:26Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:04:30Brett, you just saved my life.
01:04:36I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:04:39Are you serious, Scott?
01:04:41You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:04:44Are you kidding me?
01:04:45They almost dropped me.
01:04:46I could have been paralyzed.
01:04:48I could have died.
01:04:49That would have been the best news of my life.
01:04:51Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:04:54Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:04:59Oh, Brett.
01:05:02Oh, my gosh.
01:05:03I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:04I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:06All right, everyone.
01:05:07In light of performances and character,
01:05:10I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:18Wow.
01:05:19That's nice.
01:05:20Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:05:21I'm proud of you.
01:05:23Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:05:25Mm-hmm.
01:05:27And that's game.
01:05:29State loses 21 to 35.
01:05:33Allie.
01:05:34Look, I know.
01:05:35It's not what you wanted.
01:05:36It's okay.
01:05:37Because you did good.
01:05:38That's all that matters.
01:05:39Thanks, bro.
01:05:40I'm going to go take a piss.
01:05:41I'll be right back.
01:05:41Ew.
01:05:42Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:05:44Yo.
01:05:45Allison.
01:05:46She is.
01:05:47Looking good, baby.
01:05:49Y'all do private shows.
01:05:50You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:05:53You're so gross.
01:05:56Yo, what the hell?
01:05:57Are you serious?
01:05:58What?
01:05:59What's going on?
01:05:59I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:01Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:02You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:04I hate your dreams.
01:06:06How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:10again?
01:06:11You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:14Why?
01:06:14You know, everyone knows how you got a captain's position.
01:06:17How?
01:06:18By sucking your way to the top.
01:06:20I mean, that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:06:25You shameless whore.
01:06:27Hey!
01:06:28What more money?
01:06:29I do.
01:06:31You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:06:33She's a public boss.
01:06:34Everybody gets a ride.
01:06:37Hey!
01:06:38Hey!
01:06:38Hey!
01:06:39Hey, fuckface.
01:06:40Why don't you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth?
01:06:46Hey!
01:06:47Hey!
01:06:47Hey!
01:06:48That's enough!
01:06:49What's going on here?
01:06:50I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:06:51Chad was going to hit her.
01:06:53You're going to hit her?
01:06:54No.
01:06:55Get my office now.
01:06:56You!
01:06:57With me!
01:06:58This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:00Let's...
01:07:01We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:03All right.
01:07:04Make sure you're on it.
01:07:10It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:12You could have broken your hand.
01:07:14Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:16Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:07:19Shut up.
01:07:26You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:07:31me out.
01:07:33Yo, guys, 304.
01:07:34I think it's this one.
01:07:35Let's go see the hero.
01:07:37Oh, shit.
01:07:38No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:07:39They can't see us like this.
01:07:41I won't let him.
01:07:43Let's tell him.
01:07:44Let's tell him the truth.
01:07:45In front of the entire team.
01:07:48Ron's gonna kill you.
01:07:50What do you want to do?
01:07:52Let's hide.
01:07:59Brett!
01:08:00Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:01Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:03God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:08You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh...
01:08:15Doing this.
01:08:17You need a hand, man?
01:08:18No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:08:27You gotta be quiet.
01:08:31Unless you are not us.
01:08:34Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:08:36Hey, you know what?
01:08:37It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:08:50I feel what you do to me.
01:08:52I feel what you do to me.
01:08:54It's kinda hard to mess.
01:08:56Yeah.
01:08:58100.
01:09:00Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:02We got your food.
01:09:03It's gonna get cold.
01:09:03You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:04I can help you.
01:09:05Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:07I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:09All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:10Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:11Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:13You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:16I think I've earned some, uh,
01:09:19Alice in physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:09:22You know, you could have just asked.
01:09:25You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:09:43You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:09:49I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:05Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:08I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:11Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:12Sick.
01:10:13Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:10:18Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:10:22I will end you.
01:10:24Beat.
01:10:27Save your applause, everyone.
01:10:28You're cheering for a fraud.
01:10:30Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:10:33She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:10:36And her dealer?
01:10:37Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:10:45That's not true.
01:10:47You know what?
01:10:48I don't care.
01:10:49Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:10:51She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:10:53Just ask them yourself.
01:10:55Oh, really?
01:10:56Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:00Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:04He said he had good stuff.
01:11:07But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:10You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:11I have proof.
01:11:15I know real doctors.
01:11:17I've got pills.
01:11:19Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:11:21Let Allison take the captain position.
01:11:25This is insane, okay?
01:11:27I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:11:30Oh, sweetie.
01:11:31It's all coming out now.
01:11:32I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:11:34We trusted you.
01:11:36Cheater!
01:11:39Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:11:42Open your eyes, Brett.
01:11:44She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:11:47Who was she before you slept with her?
01:11:49Nobody.
01:11:50A total bottom feeder.
01:11:52Rita, you know what?
01:11:52You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:11:54How'd you get that video, huh?
01:11:55And what'd you do to it?
01:11:56You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:11:58Boo!
01:12:00Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:03Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:04This is my sister, okay?
01:12:05She would never do something like this.
01:12:08And here come the pretzels.
01:12:11All right, that's enough.
01:12:11That's enough.
01:12:13Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:16as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:12:19I have no choice.
01:12:21Allison Scott, you are hereby removed.
01:12:23From your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:12:25Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:12:28pending an expulsion hearing.
01:12:30Justice for the real athletes.
01:12:33Hold on.
01:12:34Hold it.
01:12:35If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:12:38I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:12:40get healthy with the right body.
01:12:42No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:12:44You'd really help us?
01:12:46Absolutely.
01:12:46Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:12:48to save your spouse ever again.
01:12:50So, what's the catch?
01:12:51We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:12:54This video, this is the real conversation,
01:12:57not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:00Now, for the drugs.
01:13:02These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:04They're vitamins.
01:13:05You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:08You want to check these out, Principal?
01:13:12He's right.
01:13:14These are common supplements.
01:13:16Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:13:19to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:13:22She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:13:23and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:13:27Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:13:30Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:13:33because she was a threat.
01:13:34She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:13:38And it's horrible.
01:13:39Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:13:41and she would never do anything like this.
01:13:43And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:13:47That's not true.
01:13:48He's lying.
01:13:49She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:13:52Lock her up!
01:13:53Lock her up!
01:13:55Lock her up!
01:13:56Lock her up!
01:13:57You fucking bitch!
01:13:58You ruined my life!
01:14:00You ruined it yourself.
01:14:12Look at you!
01:14:14Playing the victim?
01:14:15You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:14:18Just when I give you a chance,
01:14:20you're the one crying to Harrison.
01:14:22Nothing but a little...
01:14:24Shut up, dude.
01:14:25Shut up.
01:14:25What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:14:27I don't have to do anything.
01:14:28You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:14:31Mr. Williams!
01:14:35Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:14:37of sexual harassment against you
01:14:39from various female students.
01:14:41As of now, you are officially suspended
01:14:43from all school activities.
01:14:45What?
01:14:46No!
01:14:46My father...
01:14:47Your father may have his name on the library,
01:14:49but I assure you,
01:14:50his money will not buy you immunity.
01:14:53You can take him away.
01:14:55Marty's over.
01:14:55Let go.
01:14:55No!
01:14:56I'll sue you all!
01:14:57This isn't over!
01:15:00And as for you,
01:15:02Ms. Scott,
01:15:03on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:06I would like to apologize to you
01:15:09for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:11And as of now,
01:15:12you can consider yourself
01:15:13officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:16You can consider yourself
01:15:18officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:21Thank you, Principal.
01:15:23All right, everyone.
01:15:24Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:15:26I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:15:28But we have a game to get back to.
01:15:30So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:15:32Woo!
01:15:34Let's win!
01:15:47Touchdown!
01:15:48State University wins it all!
01:15:53Go!
01:15:54Yes!
01:15:55Go!
01:15:59Woohoo!
01:16:01You killed me.
01:16:06Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:08Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:11Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:13Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:14Woohoohoo!
01:16:17Hey!
01:16:19Allison!
01:16:19Listen!
01:16:22The way I'm not even surprised.
01:16:26Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:16:29He's cool, right?
01:16:30I think he knew before we did.
01:16:33I love you, kid, Scott.
01:16:35I love you too, quarterback.
01:16:48I love you too, quarterback.
01:16:49I love you too, definitely.
01:16:49And you're loving it.
01:16:49I love you too.
01:16:49Yeah, I love you too.
01:16:49See you next time.
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