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00:03From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,
00:07it's America's only source for news.
00:10This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lyman.
00:31Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Desi Lyman.
00:33We've got so much to talk about tonight.
00:35Autocorrect is making Trump ducking furious,
00:38Wall Street gets weird,
00:39and if you think MAGA Republicans are pussies,
00:42well, they do too.
00:43So let's get into the headlines.
00:49Let's kick things off with someone who was definitely
00:52in the Epstein files, Jeffrey Epstein.
00:55We've seen millions of his texts and emails already,
00:58but there was one very important document
01:01we hadn't seen until now.
01:02Breaking news tonight,
01:04a judge has released what is said to be a suicide note
01:07written by the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
01:10It is a treat to be able to choose one's time to say goodbye.
01:14What you want me to do?
01:17Bust out crying? No fun. Not worth it.
01:24No fun. Not worth it?
01:26His last words were the same words I said
01:29when I bailed on the new season of Landman.
01:34Just kidding.
01:35All 437 Taylor Sheridan shows are equally excellent,
01:39and available now on Paramount+.
01:42But let's move on, because this weekend is Mother's Day,
01:45the day we celebrate all the incredible women
01:47who pee a little when they sneeze too hard.
01:51Trump marked the occasion with an event honoring military moms,
01:54or as he calls them, military MILFs.
01:56And I assume he showed them the love and respect they deserve.
02:00We're also honored to be joined by a military mother
02:04who sacrificed far more than most as Melody Wolf.
02:10And, you know, I love the name Melody because for a long time,
02:15you know, they have spell correct and word correct
02:17on these crazy machines that we use to put out truths,
02:22or they used to be called tweets.
02:24Uh-oh, look out, he's leaving.
02:27Every time I wrote Melania, it would correct to Melody.
02:33So I do things, and I work very fast, very fast.
02:37Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
02:42Well, now I know what I'm not getting for Mother's Day,
02:45horny ever again.
02:47I think we just experienced the last thing of Big Mac sees
02:50right before the lights go out.
02:53But don't worry, Trump turned off his autocorrect.
02:56Just kidding, he did this.
02:58I didn't know about that little feature,
03:00but I got that corrected eventually.
03:02You know who corrected? The military.
03:06I'm sorry, the military had to fix your autocorrect problem?
03:11Trump heard he had to go to his phone's general settings,
03:13and he was like,
03:14okay then, get me general settings.
03:24And get me Captain Airplane Mode 2, just in case.
03:28Mr. President, can you please stop with your weird stories?
03:30You see, uh, drug traffic coming into our country's way down.
03:35And by sea, by sea, by ocean, by the water.
03:40You know, a lot of people say,
03:41what do you mean by sea?
03:42Is it sea, like vision? No, it's the SEA.
03:46What?
03:48No one has ever been confused by that phrase.
03:51If you say, by sea, it's obvious that sea means ocean.
03:56And bi means bisexual.
03:57I mean, at least until it graduates.
04:00Look, anyone who watches this speech must be questioning
04:03if this man should be president.
04:05Inflation is rising. Corruption is through the roof.
04:08We are losing a war he shouldn't have started.
04:10And he's spending his days rambling about autocorrect
04:13and building a ballroom for himself and Melody?
04:16Sure.
04:18Surely, at this point,
04:20he's got to be losing support among Republicans.
04:22There's this myth that's going on right now that,
04:25oh, Trump is really losing support among Republicans.
04:28But compared to other midterm cycles,
04:30he's just as popular with Republicans as he has ever been.
04:34Ah.
04:36Space is still sticking with him after everything?
04:39Look, I know it's hard to admit you're wrong.
04:42Take it from me.
04:43The creator of the Facebook group, Jared Fogle,
04:45would make the most awesome babysitter.
04:49But at this point, you've got to cut your losses.
04:52I mean, what is it?
04:53Do you have a humiliation kink or something?
04:55This polling to me jumped out at me.
04:57They asked Republicans who would win
05:00in a physical fight with Trump.
05:01Would you be able to beat up Donald Trump
05:03or would he beat you up?
05:0439% of Republicans said,
05:06Trump would beat me up.
05:10So you have a humiliation kink.
05:12But you really think you'd lose a fight to an 80-year-old man?
05:15I mean, come on, Republicans.
05:16Believe in yourself.
05:18Where's that storming the Capitol confidence?
05:22To be fair, this is an incredibly weird phone call.
05:25to receive.
05:26Uh, yeah, Dave, it's the polling company.
05:29You think you could take President Trump,
05:31you fucking pussy?
05:34The question is, will Trump's base ever abandon him?
05:38For more analysis, let's go live
05:40to our very own Troy Iwata and Jordan Klepper.
05:50Troy, let's start with you.
05:53What does this poll say about the devotion
05:54of Trump's base?
05:55Uh, it says they're very stupid, Desi.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Uh, because Trump would never win in a fight.
06:01He's obese, he's slow, he already has bruises
06:04even though there hasn't even been a fight yet.
06:06No, I'm just curious about the mindset of his supporters.
06:10I'm not wondering who would win the fight.
06:11Well, I'm not wondering either.
06:13I know who would win the fight.
06:15Literally anyone or anything else.
06:18I mean, look at him.
06:19His ass is already getting whooped by Father Time.
06:22Desi, Desi, look, I-I don't think Troy
06:24fully understood the question.
06:26Do you mind if I provide some analysis here?
06:28Oh, yeah.
06:28Thank you, Jordan.
06:29Sure, Desi.
06:30Troy, Trump would totally dominate in a fight.
06:33That's not what I meant.
06:35Sure, he's slow, but he'll fight dirty.
06:37I'm talking ball taps, purple nurples, chocolate swirlies,
06:41mushroom stamping, Dutch ovens.
06:42I could go on.
06:43No, that's a good one.
06:44And I will.
06:45Hair chonking, turkey gobbling, Serbian scrotum torture.
06:49Oh, man, it would be over quick.
06:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:51You're crazy, Jordan.
06:52Do you forget how old Trump is?
06:54At this point, he's got to be more prostate than muscle.
06:57No.
06:58Of course, he's old, but so are Republicans.
07:01Half of those fights he could win just by unplugging
07:04his opponent's oxygen tank.
07:05Guys, guys, come on.
07:07Don't become those dudes who get totally obsessed
07:09over hypothetical fights that will never happen.
07:11Desi's right.
07:12This is ridiculous.
07:13Until we establish ground rules.
07:16Are we talking gloves or bare knuckle?
07:18And are we abiding by Queensberry rules
07:20or Sadie Hawkins rules where girls have to ask the boys
07:24to the fight?
07:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:26Also, will this fight be a catered event?
07:29You know?
07:29Is there a coat check?
07:31What's the dress code?
07:32Black tie or something fun?
07:35What time of day is this all happening?
07:37The middle of the night when he's full of energy
07:39or the middle of the afternoon when he's fast asleep?
07:42Yeah, yeah.
07:43Are weapons allowed?
07:45You know?
07:45Will there be a referee?
07:46These are questions that need to be answered, Desi.
07:49I don't have the answers.
07:50There's no fight.
07:51Yeah, you're damned right.
07:52It's not a fight because Trump would win
07:54against any Republican.
07:56How do we even know it's just one Republican?
07:58What if it's five?
07:59Well, you know, okay, he couldn't beat up five
08:01unless we're talking 1996 Donald Trump,
08:04in which case he could beat up five Republicans,
08:06two independents, and that kid from Jerry Maguire.
08:08Oh!
08:09You mean Jonathan Lipnicki?
08:11Say his name, Jordan!
08:13I will not say his name!
08:13I will not!
08:14You guys, you guys,
08:15I don't care if Trump could beat up Jonathan Lipnicki.
08:17He's an adult.
08:18He could probably beat up any child.
08:20Well, you know, it depends on the child.
08:22I mean, my nephew's eight and he's really beefy.
08:25He has to wear one of those seatbelt extenders,
08:27but it's not because he's fat.
08:28He's just abnormally thick.
08:30Oh!
08:30Trump could so beat up your thick nephew
08:33and yank his juice box away
08:35and smash it on his thick head!
08:37Oh, well, joke's on you, Clepper.
08:39He doesn't drink juice.
08:40He has type 2 diabetes.
08:42Desi, Desi, if I could interject here.
08:45Oh, Michael Kosta!
08:52Look, if I can get back to your original question, Desi,
08:56this poll shows that Donald Trump's supporters
08:58are too psychologically committed to him.
09:01Ironically, the only way to fracture their devotion to Trump
09:05is to find an even more radical so-called savior.
09:08As such, Trumpian dynamics may get worse
09:12before they get better.
09:16What the f*** happened to you?
09:19Nothing happened to me. I'm fine.
09:21You look like you got the s*** kicked out of you.
09:24Did Donald Trump beat you up?
09:26No.
09:27No, Donald Trump didn't beat me up.
09:30Troy's nephew did.
09:31That boy...
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33Michael Kosta, Jordan Klepper, and Troy Iwana!
09:37When we come back,
09:38we dig into the weirdest lawsuits,
09:40so don't go away.
09:59Welcome back to The Day Show.
10:02With most news stories, we try to cover them quickly,
10:04but other stories require us to go deeper,
10:06and for those, we turn to Josh Johnson
10:09in our segment, In Too Deep.
10:20JPMorgan Chase.
10:22That's not just three white dudes who brunch.
10:25It's also a bank.
10:26And last week, they got hit with a massive lawsuit
10:29you may have heard about.
10:31This bombshell lawsuit that dropped,
10:33accusing a top executive at JPMorgan Chase
10:36of forcing a married colleague into sexual acts...
10:40Jirayu Rana made the claim that a female colleague
10:44who was his superior made him into her, quote, sex slave.
10:48Sex slave?
10:50You have my attention.
10:54Because sex and slave are two words
10:56you should not put together.
10:59Either one on its own makes me nervous.
11:02But together, hoo-hoo.
11:07And look, your kink is your kink,
11:09but I do draw the line at slavery.
11:11All right?
11:12It's a red flag when someone gets in the mood
11:14by putting on spirituals.
11:20They'll have you at their apartment like...
11:23Now that we're alone.
11:30But what makes this story stand out
11:32is the media's obsession with telling people
11:34the employee is a man
11:35and the boss is an attractive woman.
11:37And yes, that is still very wrong,
11:40but the internet decided it's also very sexy.
11:43If you are on social media,
11:45there is not a chance that you haven't seen somebody
11:47or heard somebody talking about this story.
11:49This has given birth to a million different needs online.
11:53Attracting comments like,
11:54has she any vacancies?
11:56So I'm guessing his job is available.
11:58Tempted.
11:59And, any vacancies?
12:00Asking for a friend.
12:02JPMorgan is hiring and men racing
12:05to try and get in the door.
12:10Only men could see a story
12:11about a man leaving his job
12:13because he was a sex slave
12:14and run to the sex slavery.
12:19This story is a crazy twist
12:21on the typical workplace harassment.
12:23At least I thought that
12:24until I dug in a little deeper.
12:26Tonight we're learning
12:26that this entire lawsuit
12:28might be completely fabricated
12:30against the female executive.
12:32JPMorgan found no evidence
12:34of any of the claims made.
12:37Holy shit.
12:38Completely fabricated?
12:39No evidence?
12:40Now, I'm no lawyer,
12:41but I believe a key to winning a case
12:43is having at least one evidence.
12:51So this guy just made the whole thing up?
12:53That blew my mind
12:54until I started looking into the details
12:56of the lawsuit a little deeper.
12:58Because then it does seem a little made up.
13:02The whole suit reads like
13:04an absurd and cheap adult movie.
13:05Drugging him with Viagra and roofies.
13:07Telling him if he wanted to be promoted
13:09he would need to start pleasing her.
13:11She then began fondling her breasts
13:13and racially insulted the plaintiff's wife,
13:15remarking,
13:16I bet your little Asian f***ing wife
13:18doesn't have these cannons.
13:30Look.
13:34I wasn't there to verify
13:35whether or not this happened,
13:37but what I can say I've never seen happen
13:40is a woman refer to her own breasts as cannons.
13:47I've never heard a woman be like
13:49now that I'm over 40
13:50I need to go get my annual cannon exam.
13:53Which made me start to doubt this guy's case
13:56until I went a little deeper.
13:58According to the New York Post,
14:00he never reported to her
14:02during his entire time at JP Morgan
14:05and they actually were under
14:07two different managing directors.
14:10Now I don't even know if the doubt has a shadow.
14:12I mean, he didn't report to her?
14:15Isn't that the whole basis
14:16of someone being your boss?
14:19This means she's just a lady to you.
14:23Kinda pokes a pretty big hole in the whole
14:25my boss made me her sex slave argument.
14:28It's becoming increasingly hard
14:30to have sympathy for this guy,
14:31but then I learned he suffered a tragedy.
14:34Rana told JP Morgan
14:36that his father had died in 2024.
14:40Oof.
14:41I gotta say,
14:42it's hard to accuse a man alive
14:44when he was grieving.
14:46Problem with this is,
14:47apparently his father's alive.
14:53What the hell?
14:54The dad's alive?
14:55Prove to me the dad is alive.
14:57The Post spoke to him
14:58and asked him about his son's legal battles
15:00with the big bank.
15:01He said, quote,
15:02I don't know anything about it.
15:04Yep.
15:05Someone called his dead father
15:07and he answered.
15:10You know, one of the first giveaways
15:12that a person is not dead
15:13is when you call them and they say,
15:15hello?
15:18How do you get around that one?
15:19No, he dead.
15:21I swear he dead.
15:22He died of canon cancer.
15:25Yeah, it's rare in dudes,
15:27but it does happen.
15:29So he lied about his dead dad.
15:31That settles it for me.
15:32Surely he should walk away.
15:33An ex-banker refiling his bombshell lawsuit
15:37against a female executive
15:38and adding alleged new evidence.
15:40A family friend claims
15:41that he witnessed some of this,
15:44specifically says he was asleep
15:45on the couch one night
15:46when the JPMorgan boss came over,
15:48came out of the bedroom,
15:49completely naked,
15:50sat on the couch,
15:51smoked a cigarette,
15:52and said,
15:52you need to come in here and join us.
15:54Yep.
15:56He refiled with a witness,
15:58and it's even pornier.
16:00This guy is starting to feel like
16:02the Jussie Smollett of sex.
16:06Like, why is the witness testifying
16:08and flexing at the same time?
16:11I heard them having sex,
16:12but also she was begging
16:14to have sex with me.
16:15But I said no,
16:16because I'm constantly having sex.
16:18So I just went back to sleep
16:20on his couch.
16:21Because, you know,
16:22none of that was a dream I had once.
16:25Just another day in the life
16:26of a couch-surfing sex god.
16:30But if we could dig just a little deeper.
16:34Since Me Too,
16:35we've been warned about the dangers
16:37of a man in power being falsely accused
16:40with no evidence,
16:41damaging their reputation,
16:42all so an accuser can enrich themselves.
16:45And now it may have happened
16:47to a woman.
16:48Not to mention,
16:50the Internet ran wild
16:51making tons of AI memes
16:52with her actual face,
16:54which will be online forever.
16:56So the only thing clear with this case
16:58is that there is definitely
16:59sexual harassment happening here
17:01by the media.
17:03It's just so unbelievably funny,
17:06and it honestly sounds like
17:07every man's fantasy.
17:09Now, if any of this is true,
17:10this gal needs to work
17:11on her flirtation routine.
17:13It helps that she's attractive.
17:15Oh, 100%.
17:16It helps that she's attractive.
17:17But, like, let's be honest.
17:19If you're a two,
17:20and your boss is pretty up there,
17:23and she's making you the sex slave,
17:26nah, probably not, dude.
17:28Oof.
17:29Oh.
17:30Yeah, when you dig deep enough,
17:32you finally hit bottom.
17:34No, bro, gotta be a four or higher
17:36in the eyes of the court
17:37for it to count as harassment.
17:39You know what I'm saying?
17:41They don't even know
17:43who the victim here is,
17:44so they decide,
17:45hell, we'll just objectify
17:46everybody equally.
17:48So maybe we've learned
17:49absolutely nothing.
17:50Or maybe I'm in too deep.
17:56Josh Johnson, everyone!
17:58When we come back,
17:58Adam Scott will be joining
18:00on the show for several days.
18:02Thank you so much.
18:03Wow!
18:15Welcome back to The Daily Show.
18:17My guest tonight is an award-winning actor
18:19who stars in the new film,
18:21Hokum.
18:56Please welcome Adam Scott!
18:59Please welcome Adam Scott!
19:20Well, well, well.
19:21Well, well, well.
19:22I'm so sorry for scaring you so badly.
19:25You scared the shit out of me in this movie.
19:27How dare you?
19:29I know.
19:29I just felt like right now
19:31is a great time to scare the shit out of people.
19:33Yes.
19:33That's exactly what we need.
19:35That's exactly what we need.
19:37Well, so many people,
19:38including myself,
19:39have fallen in love with you
19:40from watching you on Parks and Rec.
19:42Oh, thank you.
19:43And Party Down.
19:45So Funny and Step Brothers.
19:46And then you blew us away
19:48with your dramatic work in Severance.
19:56And now you're incredible in this horror film.
19:58Have you been wanting to explore a darker side,
20:01or is it the state of the world
20:03that pushed you into it?
20:05Um, I... I don't know.
20:07I guess after Parks and Rec ended,
20:10I kind of felt like I wanted to try...
20:12Because when I started out,
20:14I thought I was going to be, like,
20:15a super serious actor.
20:17And then Step Brothers actually happened,
20:20and, uh, and someone, like,
20:23fell out of the role,
20:24and they needed to cast it at the last second.
20:25So I got that role,
20:27and I didn't think I would.
20:29And so that kind of set me
20:30on this kind of comedy trajectory or whatever.
20:33And so then a few years later,
20:34I wanted to try something more serious.
20:36So I started, like, you know,
20:37at least try...
20:38Like, I auditioned for Big Little Lies
20:40and, you know, tried to get...
20:42You know, just do something different, I guess.
20:44Yeah.
20:45You bring up wanting...
20:46Setting out and thinking
20:47you were gonna go down this dramatic path,
20:50and not even really looking at comedy.
20:52Speaking of that, um,
20:53tell us about the great actor Adam Cortario.
20:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:57Adam Cordero.
20:58Cordero.
20:59Cordero.
21:00I'm surprised you didn't get that right.
21:01Yeah, I'm so sorry.
21:03I did not do my research.
21:04We're a fake news show, so...
21:05Right, exactly.
21:07Um...
21:08We were late.
21:09I do very little homework.
21:11Um...
21:11Cordero was going to be my...
21:14my new name, my...
21:15my stage name for a while.
21:18It was a shortened version of my mother's maiden name.
21:21And I remember when I was in acting school,
21:23I wrote down,
21:25Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Adam Cordero.
21:29Ah!
21:30And I thought it sounded so cool.
21:32I even practiced my signature.
21:34It does sound cool.
21:35I know.
21:35I still might do it.
21:37It's not too late.
21:38Yeah.
21:38Do you think Adam Cordero would have been a different actor
21:41than Adam Scott?
21:43100%.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Very serious all of the time.
21:46You'd be method right now, probably.
21:47Yeah, I would...
21:48Right now, I'd be here only because I was researching
21:51a role of someone that's a guest on a talk show.
21:56Which isn't so far off from what you did as a little kid.
21:59Did you...
21:59That's right.
21:59Is it true that you stayed up late to watch Letterman
22:01every single night?
22:02Oh, yeah.
22:03Every night.
22:04On a five-inch black and white screen that I had
22:07in my room.
22:08Oh!
22:08Underneath the covers?
22:09Yes.
22:10It was the...
22:11Yeah, because it was the 80s,
22:13so Letterman was on at 12.30,
22:15and so no one was awake.
22:17And, yeah, I would practice being a talk show.
22:21I set my bed...
22:22Put pillows on my bed so it was like a couch,
22:24and I would practice talking to Dave on my couch.
22:28Yeah.
22:29And masturbating.
22:30I mean, I was feeling like...
22:31Yeah.
22:32It wasn't super cute.
22:34Yeah, okay.
22:34Now I believe.
22:35Now it's believable.
22:36Right, right.
22:36Now it makes sense, right.
22:36Now it's believable.
22:37Did you...
22:39Sorry.
22:39Did you ever get to meet David Letterman
22:41and tell him you masturbated to him?
22:42Yeah.
22:44Um...
22:45I did.
22:46Uh, finally, like, uh, like 10 years ago,
22:50I did...
22:50I did his show, and it was...
22:51It was a huge deal.
22:53Oh.
22:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:54But I did not masturbate on this show.
22:55Okay, okay.
22:56That's...
22:57What a classy guy you are.
22:58Yeah, hey, listen.
22:58Glad you had some self-control.
23:00Yeah.
23:01Um, I want to talk about this movie,
23:03Hocum, takes place in Ireland.
23:05Yes.
23:05Without spoiling anything,
23:06tell...
23:07Tell people what it's about.
23:08It's about a guy who's a writer,
23:10and he's, uh, going to a hotel in Ireland
23:15to spread his parents' ashes,
23:17and there may or may not be a witch
23:19in the basement of the hotel, right?
23:22Mm-hmm.
23:22Mm-hmm.
23:23Yes.
23:23Yes.
23:24When I say may or may not, there is.
23:27There is.
23:29Otherwise, there wouldn't be a movie.
23:30Yeah, I don't know why you'd say that.
23:32Yeah, yeah.
23:32There's a witch.
23:33There's a witch.
23:34There's definitely a witch.
23:35Yeah.
23:35And you, you, you thought it was scary.
23:37You were scared.
23:38I was terrified.
23:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:39It's terrifying.
23:40It is.
23:40It's very scary.
23:42And you play...
23:44Well, first of all, how did this role come about?
23:46Um...
23:46For you?
23:47It, uh, it just...
23:49It was a script.
23:50I read...
23:50I love this guy, this guy, Damian McCarthy.
23:52His previous movie, Oddity, is terrific.
23:55And I was already a fan of that.
23:57It was a small horror movie, Irish horror movie,
24:00um, that I was super into anyway.
24:02And so this, this, uh, kind of, uh, came across, uh, my transom.
24:07What?
24:08Do people say that?
24:09I certainly...
24:10Of course I know what that means.
24:11Because that's what...
24:12That's what was about to come out of my mouth.
24:14I, I, I...
24:15It makes no sense.
24:16Sure, I, that, I'll...
24:17Okay.
24:17If you say so...
24:18This script came across my transom.
24:21Hold on, let me do it really quick.
24:21Please do.
24:23Um, and, uh, and I just wanted to do it because I loved, uh...
24:26Are you sure that wasn't an autocorrect?
24:28I think it was.
24:29Yeah, transom was an autocorrect?
24:30Was it Melody?
24:31Is that the name?
24:32Melody.
24:33Melody.
24:33That's right.
24:33I love Melody.
24:35What the f*** is he talking about?
24:36I don't know.
24:36No one knows.
24:37No one knows.
24:38No one knows.
24:38Good lord.
24:39So, so the director thought of you.
24:41So, okay, your character...
24:43Yeah.
24:43...is a difficult man.
24:45Yeah, an asshole.
24:47Yeah, he's okay.
24:48I was gonna say, yes, asshole.
24:49He's a little bit of an asshole.
24:50Yeah.
24:50We still root for you because you're a great actor.
24:52But do you, when a director calls you and says, I, you're the first person I thought
24:57of.
24:58Right.
24:58For this asshole.
24:59To play this asshole.
25:00Are you offended?
25:01Because I, like, I'm not swimming in offers, but when I do occasionally get an offer, it's
25:05always for, like, an unhinged Karen.
25:08Right.
25:08Right.
25:09Of course, I immediately call my manager.
25:10Right.
25:12Um...
25:13Uh...
25:14Why do you think I'm so unhinged?
25:16And you scream at them.
25:17And I scream at them.
25:19Um...
25:19But does it...
25:20Yeah, I guess, I guess I, I wasn't sure why he thought of me, um, to, to play just,
25:26uh, an unruly, uh, prick.
25:29Um, but I was excited to because, um, I guess I had played a bunch of, like, sweetly likable
25:36people over and over again, so it was kind of nice to, to revel in, in, uh, being unpleasant.
25:42Yeah.
25:42Well, you're also a very likable guy, so I imagine that that would be...
25:46Right.
25:46...fun to explore.
25:48Sure.
25:48Yeah, sometimes it's really hard just not to be so likable.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Yeah.
25:53You know?
25:53I'm sorry it's so difficult for you.
25:55Yeah, thank you.
25:56You're, you're getting rave reviews.
25:58One review said, Adam Scott does his best film work to date.
26:02Wow, that's very nice.
26:03Yeah, New York Times says, Adam Scott is perfection.
26:06Wow.
26:10I think that's setting an, an, an unrealistic expectations.
26:16No, what is it like?
26:17People will inevitably be disappointed if they read something like that.
26:20Not true.
26:21What is it like being so perfect?
26:23Oh, it's really difficult.
26:25Um, I mean, where do I start, you know?
26:28Uh, Desi, it's so hard.
26:33Um, you know, we, we all have to start somewhere.
26:35Yeah.
26:36So, uh, the perfection is something I'm, I'm working on.
26:39I'm trying to, trying to, uh, to, to be less perfect, you know?
26:44Yeah.
26:44We all do our best.
26:46Well, good luck with that.
26:47Good luck with that.
26:48Um, it's, this, it, it takes place in Ireland.
26:51Do you think that it, it being in Ireland makes it even more spooky because the buildings are so old?
26:57Yeah.
26:57Like, if you shot it here, you'd be shooting in, like, an abandoned, yeah, in an abandoned circuit city somewhere.
27:03Yeah.
27:03Has a different feel.
27:04Um, abandoned circuit cities are terrifying.
27:07Let me tell you.
27:07This is true.
27:08Um, uh, yes.
27:11Ireland is, like, the most pleasant, beautiful place on earth, but it, we are out in the middle of the
27:16countryside,
27:16and when the sun goes down, it is immediately terrifying.
27:19Oh, my God.
27:20Because it's just, it's dark.
27:23I mean, when the sun goes down, it's dark, obviously.
27:26You don't say, there, it's dark when the sun goes down?
27:29Yeah, I know.
27:30Um, but out in the middle of the countryside, there are no, uh, streetlights, so it's really dark.
27:36And, uh, and it's, and it's super scary.
27:38When you're in those scenes where you're having to be terrified and often you're by yourself,
27:43what kind of sense memory are you doing?
27:45Are you thinking about Trump getting a third term?
27:47Yes.
27:49Yes.
27:50And I just start screaming uncontrollably.
27:53Yes.
27:53It worked.
27:54Yeah.
27:55Well, uh, as a perfect actor, um...
27:58Yes.
27:58I will never let it, that's the only way I will ever greet you.
28:01From now on, whenever we see each other, you'll refer to me as perfect?
28:05Is that what you're saying?
28:05Mr. Scott, perfect actor.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:08What is there, is there anything that you haven't done yet that you'd still like to do?
28:11That's a really good question.
28:14Um, I don't, I don't know.
28:17Um, I mean, I, I really do think that, uh, you know what I would like to do is play
28:24a talk
28:25show host just so I could do, because coming here was such a big deal for me just to, like,
28:34be at the daily show.
28:36And, like, the, the daily, the daily grind of a talk show, I think, is fascinating.
28:41And I, and I know it's not as fascinating for everybody who works here, but I, I find that, um,
28:49I mean, probably not.
28:50You can say that again.
28:52That's a vodka in there, right?
28:55Cigar.
28:56That's right.
28:56Just grizzled over it.
28:58Oh, that's very...
28:59I think it's because I, one of my ways into wanting to be in show business was David Letterman, and,
29:06you know, and, and that really caught my imagination.
29:09So, I know that movies about talk shows and movies about stand-up comedy are, are really tough to make
29:16work.
29:16They, they never quite feel right, but that would be fun.
29:19Well, so, here, let's switch seats.
29:20Oh, great. Yeah.
29:22Let's walk.
29:26All right.
29:28Okay, you got the L.
29:30Oh, wow.
29:31Okay.
29:35I feel like I need some cards or something.
29:37Yeah, grab the cards.
29:38That's it.
29:39Am I, am I reading it?
29:40Yeah, you're reading it.
29:41Holcomb is in theaters nationwide now.
29:43Adam Scott.
29:49We're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this.
29:55And this is where you talk.
30:07We got the show for tonight.
30:09Now, here it is.
30:09The moment of that.
30:11Americans who support or believe in ghosts, that comes in at 39%.
30:15How about telepathy?
30:17That comes in at 29%.
30:19And the new White House ballroom comes in below both of those at 28%.
30:25So the bottom line is this.
30:27This new White House ballroom is most certainly not popular.
30:31Sorry.
30:33Open your head.
30:34Open your head.
30:34You're not buying anything.
30:35You're already home.
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