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00:00:12It's the return of the Tournament of All Stars.
00:00:16In the preliminary round, 18 queens compete in three brackets.
00:00:22The top queens from each bracket face off in the semi-finals.
00:00:26In the finals, the best of the best will battle for a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall
00:00:33of Fame and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:00:48I am RuPaul Skidmarks Charles.
00:00:52And I'm Michelle Lubejob of Visage.
00:00:54We're coming to you from the world-famous Drag Race Speedway, the Tournament of All Stars.
00:01:00This season promises to be faster and furious-er than ever before.
00:01:06Now it's time for our racers to put the pedal to the metal.
00:01:11From bracket number one, pulling up to the starting line.
00:01:16It's Morphine Love Dion.
00:01:20So this is what all the buzz is about.
00:01:24Alice, the BPO goddess, Latina diva, lip-sync assassin from season 16.
00:01:30Morphine Love Dion is back.
00:01:34I want to start with how beautiful your makeup is.
00:01:37When I watch myself on my season, I see a gorgeous, beautiful, sickening doll.
00:01:42My face card credit is unlimited.
00:01:45I'm an ass girl.
00:01:47I was seduced.
00:01:48What's the name of your book?
00:01:49The BBL Effect.
00:01:50Ooh, I want to read this.
00:01:51I'm on a morphine high.
00:01:53Even though I was in the bottom a lot, I would not stop fighting.
00:01:56Morphine.
00:01:57Shantae, you stay.
00:01:59Shantae, you stay.
00:02:00Shantae, you stay.
00:02:00Shantae, you stay.
00:02:00Shantae, you stay.
00:02:01Oh, my God.
00:02:01I ended up in fifth place and sent home a lot of sickening queens.
00:02:05Hey!
00:02:06Hey!
00:02:06Hey!
00:02:07Oh, my God!
00:02:09I even won the Lala Perusa and $50,000.
00:02:13She did already.
00:02:13I had herses, but I'm not done just yet.
00:02:17She seems to be bugging out.
00:02:19I'm here for the Tournament of All-Stars because I feel like the first time I competed,
00:02:22it was like a trial run.
00:02:25Drag queen flopping.
00:02:26It left you as an afterthought.
00:02:29And you're fiercer than an afterthought.
00:02:32This morphine now is rock hard bitch.
00:02:36No, that sounded wrong.
00:02:36I want to show that I am one of the most fiercest drag queens ever.
00:02:41I'm deserving of a crown and $200,000.
00:02:44And I don't care who's with me, I'm here to slay them.
00:02:47Sorry.
00:02:48If a ladybug lands on you, that's good luck.
00:02:51Mm-hmm.
00:02:51But if morphine lands on you, you have to pay her.
00:02:54Okay.
00:02:57Up next, it's Lucky Stars.
00:03:00Have you ever wondered what the coronavirus looks like?
00:03:03Is this it?
00:03:04Yeah.
00:03:04Wow.
00:03:05My name is Lucky Stars with three Z's because I am what?
00:03:08Extra.
00:03:09And that's with three X's, baby.
00:03:12Let's move it.
00:03:15She's a real sweet tart.
00:03:17I like to say that I'm like a living cartoon stuck in reality.
00:03:20Mitzah, Mitzah.
00:03:21Oh.
00:03:22Never a minimalist, always a maximalist, always out of this world, always extravagant.
00:03:28The rap, the lyrics, I really enjoyed that performance.
00:03:32I'm just a twisted cartoon character.
00:03:38On season 17, my track record was really cute in the beginning and then it went downhill.
00:03:43I'm trying to give you fancy, girl.
00:03:45Tonight, you're not doing the drag that you normally do.
00:03:48This isn't your strong suit.
00:03:49I would have loved to have seen you just a bit more confident.
00:03:52It just feels like I failed.
00:03:53Unfortunately, I was the first to go.
00:03:56You did not save yourself from elimination.
00:03:59Yes, I am the pork chop.
00:04:00Actually, I like to say that I'm more of like a nice juicy steak.
00:04:04If it's yellow, let it mellow.
00:04:06Ever since my season, I have been given the privilege to travel, practice my makeup more, practice crafting more.
00:04:14So, the drag has definitely improved.
00:04:17And now, I'm in the zone, honey.
00:04:19I am in the all-star zone.
00:04:23She's a starfish, baby.
00:04:27Up next, oh, she's back, back, back again.
00:04:32Mystique Summers.
00:04:33Hi, everybody.
00:04:34It's me, Mystique Summers, live in action for you.
00:04:37All the way from season two.
00:04:39All those many, many, many, many, many years ago.
00:04:41That's right.
00:04:4416 years.
00:04:45Now, it knows how to drive.
00:04:49Mystique Summers Madison.
00:04:52Girl, your pussy is on fire.
00:04:54I may be a big girl, but I can get down with the skinny bitches.
00:04:58Serving Suzanne Sugarbaker.
00:05:00I don't eat fried food.
00:05:01Fried food messes up my skin.
00:05:06I am the self-proclaimed creator of Untucked because the legendary fight between myself and Morgan McMichaels.
00:05:13Go fix your hair.
00:05:15Fix your mug.
00:05:16I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.
00:05:17Honey, you do need to fix your mug.
00:05:19I will wolf your fucking ass.
00:05:21Bitch, I am from Chicago.
00:05:23You're not worth it.
00:05:23Let me walk off.
00:05:25Back in, you know, tickety-two or season two, my performance was not up to par.
00:05:29I want to stand out by going as the normal malware country.
00:05:34It's a bummer about the outfit.
00:05:36That's a bummer.
00:05:36And that sent me packing early in the game.
00:05:39I placed 10th, but saying top 10 make it sound a little bit more special.
00:05:44She's been summer-sizing.
00:05:46This tournament of all-stars is going to be all about the glow up.
00:05:50I'm back to show y'all the new and improved body, this immaculate skin, and my over-the-top personality.
00:05:57That's right, bitch.
00:05:58I'm from Chicago.
00:06:00I am ready to win all this money, honey.
00:06:04It is summer's time.
00:06:08Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:06:12Does this Montreal make my ass look fat?
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:17Morgan McMichaels is a power bitch.
00:06:19You know me.
00:06:20I'm one of the OG girls, and I'm ready to kick this tournament's ass.
00:06:27It's the greatest show on earth, Morgan McMichaels.
00:06:29On season two, I was young.
00:06:31I was fresh.
00:06:32Rock and roll, baby.
00:06:33That was before lips.
00:06:36There were high moments.
00:06:38Precision of your lip sync was one of the tightest we've ever seen.
00:06:41Low moments.
00:06:42I have to say, I did not like her dress.
00:06:44Hello, mom.
00:06:45I'm coming home.
00:06:46Then there's all-stars season three.
00:06:48That was fart in a space suit.
00:06:50Why you mad, though?
00:06:51Why you mad, though?
00:06:52Quack! Quack! Quack!
00:06:53I felt like your nerves got a little bit too good of you.
00:06:55I chose Morgan McMichaels.
00:06:58She is a business woman.
00:07:01I have been entertaining for 20 years.
00:07:04And when people see me live, they're like, what happened to you on Drag Race?
00:07:09I haven't fully reached my potential in the past two times I've been here.
00:07:12Because I let my inner saboteur get in the way.
00:07:16And this time, fuck that.
00:07:19Point her to the direction of the boardroom.
00:07:21I've pushed that bitch out and I'm here, focused and ready to hit them curveballs right out of the park.
00:07:28Sports metaphors are not my wheelhouse, but I do love balls.
00:07:31And big bats.
00:07:32She owns 52% of this company.
00:07:36Yes.
00:07:39Up next, it's Dawn.
00:07:41Oh, yes, honey, this is a dawning of civilization.
00:07:45It's all stars 1100 BC, baby, with this precambrian cunt.
00:07:50Get into the protozoan fierceness.
00:07:55You're super weird, super Brooklyn, super everything everywhere all at once.
00:08:00I'm known for my kind of, like, kooky aesthetic.
00:08:03High concept, no glamour.
00:08:04Is she a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?
00:08:06Excuse me, I have bacon.
00:08:08And I have a cute butt and nose and fat ass.
00:08:11Look at those rosy cheeks.
00:08:13I'm also known for stirring it up a little bit.
00:08:15It's a boring, sparkly dress.
00:08:18I just have a loose filter.
00:08:20Do you think there's a chance you go home?
00:08:22Wouldn't that be fun?
00:08:24Steve, I'm so happy for you.
00:08:27I can't not say what I'm thinking.
00:08:29Can I be honest?
00:08:30Fuck you.
00:08:31On season 16, I was safe a lot.
00:08:34Dawn, you are safe.
00:08:36Safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe.
00:08:40But I was also not playing to win.
00:08:43I love Dawn, but I don't even remember much of her performance.
00:08:47I was not making bold choices that could have landed me in the top
00:08:50because I was worried that bold choice might lay me in the bottom.
00:08:54Dawn got lost in the sauce.
00:08:55I made it to sixth place, zero bottoms, except for the one when I went home.
00:09:00Imagine you're a sweet little elf girl
00:09:03and you're performing body against the BBL queen of Miami.
00:09:08That is trauma, baby.
00:09:10It didn't fucking work.
00:09:12Her other car is a gremlin.
00:09:15Last time I was here, morphine shoved a nuke right up my pussy
00:09:18and I'm ready to explode all over this competition.
00:09:22Undaunted Dawn.
00:09:25Up next, Akira C. Davenport.
00:09:30She goes from zero to stunning in three seconds flat.
00:09:34I am none other than the best, the class, the Diane Carol of Ruth's dynasty.
00:09:40Akira Chanel Davenport.
00:09:42I know you guys have missed me.
00:09:43It's okay, you can tell me.
00:09:45I miss you too.
00:09:48Here are some testimonials of our satisfied customers.
00:09:51Akira's a power hitter in this competition.
00:09:54Akira, she made my day.
00:09:58I'm known for my beauty.
00:10:00This is A plus drag.
00:10:02Y'all know I'm known for my fashion.
00:10:03Now that's how it's done.
00:10:05So gorgeous tonight.
00:10:06This is simply breathtaking.
00:10:10And of course...
00:10:11Where is the body?
00:10:13I'm known for this ass.
00:10:15Twerking is a blessing!
00:10:16Twerking is a blessing, baby!
00:10:19I'm the ass almighty.
00:10:24Going from the top four on season 11 to six out in All Stars 6.
00:10:29I wasn't expecting that at all.
00:10:31But it gave me the fire to elevate myself as a drag artist and an entertainer.
00:10:38She had to jump through hoops just to get here.
00:10:40Cause let's be clear.
00:10:41I'm a competitive girl.
00:10:43And the weight that this crown holds is completely different from any other pageant I've won.
00:10:49And bitch, I want to get this crown.
00:10:51Have you driven the new Akira?
00:10:53No, but I'd love to test it out.
00:10:55Baby, the tournament has begun.
00:10:57And I'm ready to cut these bitches at the ankle.
00:10:59Line them hoes up.
00:11:00Check in with your Akira dealership today.
00:11:06Welcome home, Ladykins.
00:11:09Tournament of All Stars rules are in full effect.
00:11:13In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
00:11:20Instead, you will be competing for points.
00:11:24However, this season, to really rev up the competition,
00:11:27only the top two All Stars, with the most points from this bracket,
00:11:32will advance to the semi-finals.
00:11:35Oh, wow.
00:11:40Only two out of six girls is going?
00:11:43It's about to get crazy.
00:11:46I'm skewered.
00:11:47I'm skewered.
00:11:48At the semi-finals, you'll face off with the top two All Stars from the other brackets.
00:11:54And in the grand finale, the top All Stars of the season will battle it out for the coveted crown
00:12:01and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:12:06Oh, yeah.
00:12:08Yes.
00:12:10Lubejob, remind the queens how they earn points.
00:12:15Thank you, Skidmark.
00:12:18Each week, the top two All Stars will receive two points each.
00:12:22Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.
00:12:26And the winner will receive an extra point.
00:12:28Plus, a cash tip of $10,000.
00:12:33My knee and my life.
00:12:35In addition, the bottom queens will receive one point each
00:12:39to give away to the All Star they think is the MVQ of the week.
00:12:45What does MVQ stand for?
00:12:47Most Valuable Queef.
00:12:50All Stars, are you ready to burn rubber?
00:12:52Oh, yeah.
00:12:54Good.
00:12:55For your first maxi challenge, you'll be poppin' and lockin' in Breakdancing 2 Electric Rugaloo.
00:13:04Now, to funk it up with your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, you'll each write and record your own verse
00:13:12and style your own look.
00:13:16All Stars, start your engines.
00:13:19And may the best drag queen win.
00:13:22The tournament has begun and I will make it to the top, honey, with all the bones of my competitors.
00:13:30That's the staircase.
00:13:32The top.
00:13:34What am I saying?
00:13:36I'm like, you're talking so much shit.
00:13:37Let me shut the fuck up.
00:13:42The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, a
00:13:50coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:13:56With our extra-special guest judge, LaToya Jackson.
00:14:01RuPaul's Drag Race made the best drag queen win.
00:14:08Oh!
00:14:14Oh, my God!
00:14:15We're all way back!
00:14:17Feels good to be back in here.
00:14:19Ooh!
00:14:21I love it here.
00:14:22They freshly painted the floor.
00:14:23It's the big star.
00:14:24I'm so excited to use this Anastasia.
00:14:28Damn.
00:14:29Look at it.
00:14:30That's a woman!
00:14:30That's a woman!
00:14:31I was glad to see my name up there with a cute little outfit that I'm like, okay, look at
00:14:37body.
00:14:37Team Kate Moss.
00:14:39Oh!
00:14:40Come on in.
00:14:41Hold on.
00:14:41Talk to me about these shoes, though.
00:14:43Those are in a different atmosphere.
00:14:45They put you up.
00:14:45The Tournament of All Stars is definitely not a regular season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:14:50Oh!
00:14:51That's elderly abuse.
00:14:52We have three episodes to get to the top two.
00:14:56There's no time for insecurities.
00:14:58There's no time for second guessing.
00:14:59Do what you do best and thrive.
00:15:02And if not, you're going home, baby.
00:15:07Get into this texture and texture.
00:15:10Oh!
00:15:11Oh, the girls are starting.
00:15:12Really?
00:15:14This, though.
00:15:15Wow!
00:15:15What are you talking about, girl?
00:15:16What are you talking about?
00:15:17I mean, you are looking amazing.
00:15:20I couldn't eat after a fight.
00:15:22When I saw my arch nemesis, Morgan McMichaels, I'm just like, oh, she got all of them fillers.
00:15:28But she still look good, though.
00:15:30I ain't judging her.
00:15:31I'm so excited to see you.
00:15:33I know.
00:15:33This is going to be fun since...
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35It's been...
00:15:36Over 15, 16?
00:15:37No, 16 years.
00:15:38Yeah, over 16.
00:15:39Since we were together.
00:15:40Oh, my God, bitch.
00:15:41Mystique Summers is in this bracket with me.
00:15:44She looks amazing.
00:15:46She listened to me.
00:15:47She fixed that mug.
00:15:48And look at us.
00:15:49Still hate each other.
00:15:50I never hated you.
00:15:52We've chatted over the years.
00:15:53We're obviously sisters.
00:15:54That is great.
00:15:55But I know that we are both intense personalities.
00:15:57And now that we're back in the competition, it's a different animal.
00:16:01I'm a little on edge, to be honest.
00:16:04Bitch, no shade.
00:16:05They look T, though.
00:16:06You know what?
00:16:06How about we switch drag for the rest of the competition?
00:16:10You down?
00:16:11I'm down.
00:16:12Ooh, girl.
00:16:13Me and Miss Morphin go way back.
00:16:15So who do you think is, like, big competition?
00:16:18Terrified of Akira.
00:16:19Me too.
00:16:20Bitch.
00:16:21This is her third time, right?
00:16:22Third time.
00:16:23Morgan's third time, too.
00:16:24The third timers.
00:16:26Wow.
00:16:27Morphine was, like, the star of Miami.
00:16:29You know, the it girl, if you will.
00:16:31And I was the complete opposite.
00:16:32I was a little outcast.
00:16:34Because I was just, like, in my own world.
00:16:35I was weird.
00:16:36For me, I think it's Dawn.
00:16:38Because she's, like, another weird girl.
00:16:39You know what I mean?
00:16:40I always felt like Morphine didn't like me, to be honest.
00:16:43Low key.
00:16:43The fact that we're here again to represent Miami,
00:16:45showcase Miami drag.
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:48I just need you to do better this time.
00:16:49You know.
00:16:50Love lucky stars.
00:16:52Oh, my God.
00:16:53Best friend.
00:16:54Did that sound genuine?
00:16:58That shook me to the core that it's only two people making it.
00:17:02I was like, wow.
00:17:03We have to.
00:17:04We should do an alliance.
00:17:05Sister, we should do a little Azuka alliance.
00:17:07Azuka?
00:17:08Oh!
00:17:08You literally hosted the first night I ever performed.
00:17:11Oh, my gosh.
00:17:12I'm surprised me and Morphine are talking about an alliance.
00:17:15Because we never really were that close in Miami.
00:17:18But I am willing to, you know, have a beautiful blossoming friendship.
00:17:23Listen, this Miami connection could be an advantage.
00:17:26We gotta look out for each other.
00:17:27We do.
00:17:28How long has it been since you were on Drag Race last?
00:17:30I would say about 16.
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:34Very much so, yes.
00:17:34Wow.
00:17:35When I seen Dawn, I was like, dang.
00:17:40Bambi's all grown up.
00:17:43It's the elders.
00:17:47First is your youngest.
00:17:48Yeah, I kind of have noticed that, isn't it?
00:17:50Yes.
00:17:50Because me, Morphine, and Lucky over there, we've all been on Drag Race within the last two years.
00:17:54And then the three of you, you're still all very, like, old school, I guess.
00:17:58Don't hit that old school.
00:17:59We're seasoned versus unseasoned.
00:18:02I definitely know Mystique the least.
00:18:04When season two aired, I was 12 years old.
00:18:07And it looks like this dress she's wearing is about that age, too.
00:18:10The reason why y'all made all this money is because of me and Grandpa over there.
00:18:14That's true.
00:18:15The reason for Untucked.
00:18:15The most iconic fight in Drag Race history.
00:18:17The reason for Untucked.
00:18:18Yes, the reason for Untucked.
00:18:19With competing with the new age of Drag Race, it doesn't make me nervous,
00:18:25because when it comes to a personality and charisma, it's either you have it or you don't.
00:18:30And that is what I'm gonna bring to this first challenge.
00:18:35Woo!
00:18:36Miss Morgan, you took the wig off your head and put it on your chest?
00:18:40Ooh!
00:18:41I've come to that point in my career.
00:18:43If you don't see it, I ain't shaving it.
00:18:46Akira C. Davenport is here, and I'm happy to see her.
00:18:50I've gotten to form a really great sisterhood with her over the years.
00:18:53Not by the hair of my chinny chin chest.
00:18:55She's just been at my house last month.
00:18:58When she works in L.A., she stays, and there are so many sequins in my house.
00:19:04Akira, your drag droppings, dear.
00:19:07Oh, you're welcome.
00:19:09No, I don't do cheap stones.
00:19:10Come here.
00:19:11Is that acrylic?
00:19:12Nope, no.
00:19:13I grew these.
00:19:14I'm still finding them.
00:19:15What do you think of our competition?
00:19:19It's a bunch of newer queens, bitch, but they're talented.
00:19:23Listen, in this tournament, it's definitely good to have a close friend or sister here
00:19:27because only two girls can advance to the semifinals.
00:19:30And if you're not winning, it's like, girl, you have to see who you've been, like, you know, chummy chummy
00:19:36with
00:19:36that could give you that little notch of a point.
00:19:40So what's your strategy going into it?
00:19:41Well, my strategy is to win every single episode.
00:19:44I mean, but if we're realistically speaking, what is it?
00:19:47I'm going to win every single episode.
00:19:50No, bitch, she's here, though.
00:19:52So what are we going to do together?
00:19:55You know I got your hair.
00:19:56All right.
00:19:56But are you going to talk the talk and walk the walk?
00:20:00Is my name Akira?
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:02Who are you?
00:20:03All right, I need to get dressed.
00:20:05Get out of here.
00:20:06Dawn.
00:20:07What do you want?
00:20:07Can you help me?
00:20:08Yeah, what?
00:20:09It's like, this is really intimate.
00:20:11Well, we are from the same season, sister, you know?
00:20:13Right?
00:20:14Even though Morphine sent me home, I am so elated that I get to be on a season with Morphine
00:20:19again, because we're going to have so much fun.
00:20:21That's my sister.
00:20:22We Kiki.
00:20:23That's my girl.
00:20:24Okay, sister.
00:20:25So here's my tea, okay?
00:20:26To me, it's season 16.
00:20:28Right?
00:20:29Yeah, my girl.
00:20:30Boots.
00:20:30I'm just like...
00:20:31Yeah, what are you talking about?
00:20:32Because Lucky's Miami.
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:34But only two make it, so it needs to be two people, like, an alliance.
00:20:38I know.
00:20:39So it's just like, what do we...
00:20:40Right, because then what the fuck is the point of a three-person alliance?
00:20:42If only two people make it.
00:20:44Other than to manipulate another person.
00:20:46I'm like, torn apart.
00:20:46I'm like, do we make a three-person?
00:20:48And then just chomp them.
00:20:50Lucky.
00:20:51I look crazy.
00:20:53Sister, you always do.
00:20:58We got a big box and it likes to go boom.
00:21:03Well, that's the story of your life.
00:21:04Ryan?
00:21:05Electric Rougaloo.
00:21:06This is going to be electrifying.
00:21:08Our first maxi challenge is a performance of breakdancing to Electric Rougaloo.
00:21:13I love the 80s.
00:21:14I love the vibe.
00:21:16The supersonic.
00:21:17Yeah, the cars that go boom.
00:21:19I live for that.
00:21:20For this challenge, we have to write our lyrics, style our looks, and come up with a choreography.
00:21:26Are we actually doing great band things?
00:21:28Yes, girl!
00:21:28I can actually spin on my head.
00:21:30No, you can't.
00:21:31No, I can't.
00:21:32Girl, you can really walk in heels, child.
00:21:34How do you feel?
00:21:35Well, this is my first time actually doing a girl group sort of challenge.
00:21:39It's important to shine in this first challenge because we only got three weeks, girl.
00:21:43You better make that first impression, honey.
00:21:44You better stomp.
00:21:45How are you going to interpret it as far as, like, your look?
00:21:47I want to give, like, 80s diva, but from space.
00:21:50Like, if we went to the planet Venus, and the aliens there were in the 80s.
00:21:58Does that make sense?
00:22:00I don't have a clue what she's talking about.
00:22:02I don't think Lucky has a clue what she's talking about.
00:22:05Colorful skin.
00:22:06What do you use?
00:22:08Face paints and stuff.
00:22:09Isn't that thick?
00:22:10It's real thick.
00:22:12Kind of like my vagina.
00:22:16She's not like the rest of the girls, and that could help her stand out.
00:22:19That's why I don't underestimate her.
00:22:21It's just, I don't know what she's talking about.
00:22:26I don't think people understand how, like, stupid I could be.
00:22:29You know what I mean?
00:22:29I'm learning.
00:22:32This is a bit more like hip-hop, right?
00:22:34Mm-hmm.
00:22:35I'm going to channel my Miami heat into this book.
00:22:38This challenge completely plays to my strengths.
00:22:40I'm a dancer, and I've written a song or two already.
00:22:44So, I feel really good about this.
00:22:46I want to spit, like, bars that flow good.
00:22:48You know what I mean?
00:22:48Not like, Mama Ru, give me the crown.
00:22:50No, fuck that shit.
00:22:51That's so great.
00:22:53I'm going.
00:22:53Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:54I will mid-performance just...
00:22:55If someone...
00:22:58If someone does that.
00:23:00If someone was going to put snatch the crown on their verse, who would it be?
00:23:04Honestly?
00:23:06Morgan.
00:23:06Morgan.
00:23:08Morgan.
00:23:08Morgan.
00:23:08Morgan.
00:23:09I'm one bad bitch.
00:23:12Are you a lyricist?
00:23:13Have you written before?
00:23:14No.
00:23:14I write poetry and all that stuff.
00:23:16But no, like...
00:23:16That's a lyricist.
00:23:17But basically...
00:23:18Season two, the only performance challenge I did was being a stripper, which is amazing.
00:23:23But actually, like, writing lyrics in a short amount of time, I've never done that.
00:23:29So, how's it going so far?
00:23:31Well, it's going.
00:23:34You got what I'm saying?
00:23:34In the wrong fucking direction.
00:23:36On All Stars 3, I wrote that verse for sitting on a secret.
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:42Like, I don't want this to sound like a nursery rhyme.
00:23:45The boys love me especially because I got the same parts as Miss Tati.
00:23:49I was just bored.
00:23:50I am a little shaky.
00:23:52Because it's my third time here, and I did not come back to fail again.
00:23:57A lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
00:23:59I need to be amazing.
00:24:03I mean, I quote your lyrics from your season all the time, bitch.
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07Where is the body?
00:24:09Bitch, she's the body.
00:24:11Where is the body?
00:24:14Queens everywhere, my verse is iconic.
00:24:16To still see people quoting that on Easter and crazy stuff like that.
00:24:21And so I fit the bar high.
00:24:23I can't deliver anything less, honestly.
00:24:26I'm not going to underestimate anybody in this competition.
00:24:28Except...
00:24:29Look at my...
00:24:30Lucky, sorry.
00:24:32Just kidding.
00:24:32I see y'all laughing a lot, so I want to know what's funny.
00:24:35Not you.
00:24:36Oh!
00:24:36Oh!
00:24:37Morphine and I talked about a Miami alliance.
00:24:39But like, I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn in their own little world.
00:24:43Three shit at me.
00:24:44So I don't know if I can trust it just yet.
00:24:48Morphine.
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:49What's in the purse?
00:24:50You're holding it very close.
00:24:52Purse haul with Morphine.
00:24:56A bag full of air.
00:24:58Girl, wait a minute.
00:24:59So you have been carrying around H2O?
00:25:03H2O is water.
00:25:05H2O is water.
00:25:07And after this, we will be taking a science class together.
00:25:11It's been a while, okay?
00:25:20Hey, all-stars.
00:25:22Hi!
00:25:22Hi!
00:25:23My God today.
00:25:25Hello, my friend.
00:25:26Morgan McMichaels.
00:25:28Come on over.
00:25:29Morgan McMichaels.
00:25:32Hi, Morgan.
00:25:33Hi.
00:25:34Girl, I love that hair you had for your entrance runway.
00:25:39That executive contrast.
00:25:42Anything short and bitchy?
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Right up my alley.
00:25:45That's why I'm excited that Dawn's here.
00:25:48How's the lyric writing going?
00:25:50I have some things down.
00:25:51I'm here to have a laugh.
00:25:53Make you laugh, I hope.
00:25:54Yeah, you always make me laugh.
00:25:56I remember I used to see you at Peanuts.
00:25:58Oh, yeah.
00:25:59What I noticed from you each time you've been here is that some people are really great at the club,
00:26:05but come here, the dynamics change.
00:26:08In the past, I was very, like, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:12But now I've come in with no inhibitions.
00:26:14My nerves and all those things, I just left them home.
00:26:18I think that happens in time.
00:26:19You know, you don't sweat the small stuff so much.
00:26:22I don't sweat at all.
00:26:25One more, you know, injection, I'll be able to blink my lips.
00:26:30I'm one of those queens that's great at drag, but has been shit at drag race.
00:26:34All right, I'll see you soon.
00:26:36All right.
00:26:37I want to bring the Morgan that everyone sees live to the RuPaul's Drag Race stage.
00:26:43Hi, Mama.
00:26:44Hiya.
00:26:45How you doing?
00:26:46I'm doing amazing.
00:26:47I can't believe I'm back.
00:26:48I know.
00:26:48You were in a serious car accident.
00:26:51Yes.
00:26:51I broke my jaw in half, lost all my teeth, broke my clavicle, which is still broken, but I survived.
00:26:58Wow.
00:26:59Yeah, so I have all new teeth and I got a new chin, Mama.
00:27:02Oh, my gosh.
00:27:03I know.
00:27:03You look gorgeous.
00:27:35It looks like a pageant answer.
00:27:36I'm your contestant, everyone.
00:27:39Oh, Kiria.
00:27:42Well, well, well, we meet again.
00:27:45Well, we meet again.
00:27:46I thought you was done with us.
00:27:50It appears that Kiria C. Davenport has turned down my invitation to return for her redemption.
00:27:59Honestly, after being eliminated, number six, I was feeling defeated.
00:28:03Mm-hmm.
00:28:04I wasn't mentally prepared to compete again for the game within the game.
00:28:09The decision for me to leave and not play the game within the game was very hard.
00:28:15It was an amazing opportunity, but I knew I wasn't going to be able to give my all on stage.
00:28:19I just needed to have a reality check with myself to find the passion that I have for this art
00:28:24form.
00:28:24And I've gotten better mentally.
00:28:26I've gotten better creatively.
00:28:28And I love the place that I am now.
00:28:31Listen, you were born to do this.
00:28:34Thank you for that.
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:35I do appreciate it.
00:28:36That means a lot coming from you, honestly.
00:28:37It's true.
00:28:38It's true.
00:28:39I definitely do love those words, and I'll cherish them.
00:28:41All right, Kiria, I cannot wait to see what you come up with.
00:28:44Thank you, Kiria.
00:28:45Yeah.
00:28:47Hi, Lucky.
00:28:48Hi, Ru.
00:28:49So here you are back in this competition.
00:28:51Who do you think is your biggest competition?
00:28:54You know what?
00:28:56Myself.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:57And I'm not just saying that to be cute.
00:28:58Maybe it's a little bit cute.
00:29:00Just a little bit cute.
00:29:00A little bit cute.
00:29:01No, but honestly, I really do have an inner saboteur.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:04I know.
00:29:05We all do.
00:29:05Did it get you the last time you were here?
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08It got me when I was challenged to be who I am not.
00:29:12Mm.
00:29:13Which is a pretty lady.
00:29:14Does that make sense?
00:29:15Does it make sense?
00:29:16No, it doesn't make sense because you are pretty.
00:29:19But listen, you know, you do your thing and you do it so well.
00:29:22And that's what I wanted you back for.
00:29:24That's why you're here.
00:29:26That's why you were lucky stars.
00:29:27But we challenge you ladies to do so many different things that are outside your wheelhouse.
00:29:33And you can't limit yourself.
00:29:35I am very comfortable in my own world, but to make it to the top in this competition, I'm going
00:29:41to have to mix my cartoon animated fantasy world with everything the judges want to see in the challenges.
00:29:47Thank you so much, mama.
00:29:49Hey, how are you?
00:29:49I do not recognize you.
00:29:51I don't recognize myself at the time.
00:29:53Are you telling people how you gone through this metamorphosis?
00:29:57Oh, yeah.
00:29:57First off, don't eat fried food.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00You have been campaigning for many years to be on All Stars, and here you are.
00:30:06I know.
00:30:07Every single year, everybody hears Bitch After Chicago.
00:30:10Now it's time for the kids to see the originator who said it and who made Untuck, Untuck.
00:30:16Yes.
00:30:16That's what it's all about.
00:30:17That's right.
00:30:17My gosh, what a legacy.
00:30:19What was that fight about?
00:30:20I still remember like it was yesterday, because I think I watched it yesterday.
00:30:25But that whole fight and everything was about Morgan jumping in everybody's business like she normally does.
00:30:31Uh-huh.
00:30:31I'm always the nicest person until someone pushed me to that point.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:35Thank you so much.
00:30:36I'm so happy to have you back.
00:30:38I'm excited to see the new, improved Mystique Summers.
00:30:43No, thank you for having me.
00:30:45This is going to be a blast.
00:30:46Good.
00:30:46Hi, Don.
00:30:47Hi, how are you?
00:30:48It seems just like yesterday you were here.
00:30:51I know.
00:30:51So when you finished this competition the last time, what was the overall review of your performance?
00:30:57The general consensus was like two thumbs up.
00:31:01I'm like, good job, girl.
00:31:02You know?
00:31:03So I think this time I'm coming back a little bit, a little bit more competitive.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:06You know?
00:31:06So now in this competition, have you ever written lyrics before?
00:31:11I wrote lyrics three times.
00:31:13The last one was in the power verse.
00:31:15Don, you brought the funk with a side of mayonnaise.
00:31:22You are safe.
00:31:25No more mayo.
00:31:27I like mayo, but I know that these girls are here to cook.
00:31:31And if I want to win, I'm really going to have to bring more flavor.
00:31:35I want to make sure that the judges pay attention to me.
00:31:39Listen up, all stars.
00:31:40In a moment, you'll head to the main stage to work on your choreo.
00:31:45Oh.
00:31:45And tomorrow, it's the world's debut of Electric Rougaloo, where we will be joined by our extra special guest judge,
00:31:54Latoya Jackson.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:57Yes.
00:31:59And to honor this legendary legend, on the runway category is Latoya's R Us.
00:32:06Oh.
00:32:07So toy soldiers, good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:32:14Yes.
00:32:15Yes.
00:32:15Yes.
00:32:17I love this new stage.
00:32:19I know.
00:32:19It's so big.
00:32:20It's so huge.
00:32:21Oh, yeah.
00:32:22You better do that, honey.
00:32:24So baby, now we have to choreograph this Electric Rougaloo number ourselves?
00:32:29Quick question.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:30Who knows how to dance?
00:32:33I've been back.
00:32:35Y'all know I don't do well with choreography.
00:32:37I don't care who choreographs this, as long as I'm not the one doing it.
00:32:41Mm-mm.
00:32:43I think the better question is who know how to choreograph?
00:32:48Obviously, you're the dancer here.
00:32:49Out of the whole group, though?
00:32:51I mean, I could choreograph.
00:32:53Should we listen to the song first?
00:32:56We have two 75-year-olds.
00:32:58Dawn has two left feet.
00:33:01Lucky is missing half her brain.
00:33:02And Akira, her ass can't even allow her to move.
00:33:07Yes.
00:33:08That was perfect.
00:33:09So I'm going to be the bitch that has to choreograph this whole thing.
00:33:11I feel like in the beginning with the little DJ thing, we could all be DJing.
00:33:15And then we could do these simple steps.
00:33:18Stuff like that.
00:33:18Right?
00:33:20Can you do that?
00:33:21Oh, yeah.
00:33:21But it's too simple.
00:33:23So what do you think?
00:33:23What I think would be a good idea, just to get everyone's little moment.
00:33:28Play the song.
00:33:29You do it.
00:33:30Then you do it.
00:33:31No, I don't want to do that.
00:33:31Then you do it.
00:33:32Just to see if there's any moves that we can all pick up.
00:33:34You know what?
00:33:35I like that idea.
00:33:36I can tell you, I'm not going to have any.
00:33:37Okay, let's each do it.
00:33:38Morphine, you go first.
00:33:39Like improv something?
00:33:40Well, you know, this is your idea.
00:33:42You should go first to show us.
00:33:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:44I like that, too.
00:33:45I'll be on the spot like that.
00:33:47I'll go for it.
00:33:47I think that it's really important for everyone in the group to put some effort in.
00:33:52Put something in the pot to make the stone soup, if you will.
00:33:56You know the reference?
00:33:57It's time for colonoscopy.
00:34:00Love.
00:34:01Okay, okay.
00:34:02I like what you're doing here.
00:34:03That was me, too.
00:34:04I love the little...
00:34:04Lucky?
00:34:05I'll do one.
00:34:06I'm Latino, so I know how to move.
00:34:08I have rhythm.
00:34:09But I don't really do the choreography planned out dancing.
00:34:14So I am intrigued to see how I will fall into place in a challenge like this.
00:34:19I'm excited, but a little scared.
00:34:22All right, Kyria, your turn.
00:34:23No, I don't have anything, bitch.
00:34:25Dawn, your turn.
00:34:26I don't want to do one.
00:34:27Let's see.
00:34:28Let me watch.
00:34:29I'll pick up.
00:34:29But if we're doing this as a team, then everyone needs to participate.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:34What the fuck is Morgan talking about?
00:34:35Participate in what?
00:34:36The stupid bullshit that you made up?
00:34:38She's pretending?
00:34:39Us not wanting to do it is not team players.
00:34:41Girl, we never agreed to whatever the fuck you want us to be doing.
00:34:45I know you might not want to do it, but if we're doing it as a team, I think everyone
00:34:49should...
00:34:49But the thing is, we should see how we're going to start, and then we can go from there.
00:34:53But we haven't seen what everyone can do yet.
00:34:56But the thing is, we said she was the choreographer.
00:34:58Just...
00:34:58We can add...
00:34:59Let's end the conversation.
00:35:00Just do what you gotta do, because obviously it's like fucking pulling blood from a stone.
00:35:04Oh.
00:35:05But hey, we elected her as the choreographer.
00:35:07I mentioned it.
00:35:08We didn't elect her.
00:35:09Morgan is having a Morgan hissy fit.
00:35:12But I'm talking to myself saying,
00:35:14Mystique, don't let these people see you bother.
00:35:17Because it's week one.
00:35:19You have to be cordial with everybody to get the points later.
00:35:23So...
00:35:26Uh, yeah.
00:35:29Like, do we hate it?
00:35:30Do we love it?
00:35:30What?
00:35:30I like it.
00:35:31I think it's fun.
00:35:32I'm picking up the choreo.
00:35:34That's a good start.
00:35:35But I have to make sure that I'm standing out.
00:35:38Girl, fuck it up.
00:35:39Like...
00:35:40Because I just had so many occurrences on season 16 of doing very well, but someone doing
00:35:47better than me.
00:35:49And if I don't come out the gates roaring, I think I might always be seen as mediocre.
00:35:56Will you slow it down?
00:35:56Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:35:58One and two, three and four.
00:36:02Why am I not getting that?
00:36:03So, what are you doing with your left foot?
00:36:05Right, left, right, left, right, left.
00:36:09What?
00:36:10That is too confusing to me.
00:36:11I was trying to do something that maybe we all could do, but then you said that it's
00:36:15too simple.
00:36:17Morgan, this is why you keep your mouth closed, baby, sometimes.
00:36:20Oh, shit.
00:36:21I'm way off.
00:36:22Starting off left is messing me all the way up, too.
00:36:24I got lost.
00:36:25Bitch.
00:36:26Should we change it then?
00:36:28If you feel like off?
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:30This is stressing me out because I just don't want to take accountability if this number
00:36:33doesn't look good.
00:36:34We could drop here.
00:36:36Oh, fuck me.
00:36:38Every one of my kneecaps just popped.
00:36:40Go like...
00:36:41I got a bad back, no ma'am.
00:36:43That's a lot.
00:36:44I've fallen and I can't get up.
00:36:46I feel like I'm teaching little kids.
00:36:49Oh.
00:36:50I'm having fun.
00:36:51I believe so.
00:36:52I'm not getting paid enough for this.
00:36:54I should just get a point just to choreograph.
00:36:57Oh, we're doing that way.
00:36:58Okay.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:02What happened?
00:37:03What?
00:37:04Did your pants just rip?
00:37:05Ah!
00:37:06Ah!
00:37:06Ah!
00:37:08I have a long night ahead of me if we want to present something worthy for RuPaul
00:37:14to see.
00:37:15Girl, did you hear that?
00:37:17You're doing good pop?
00:37:18No high kicks for me today.
00:37:32We're back.
00:37:33Back, back, back, back.
00:37:34Just came from the supermarket.
00:37:36Bricka, bricka, bricka, bricka, bricka.
00:37:38Ooh!
00:37:39Today we're getting ready to perform breakdancing to Electric Rugaloo.
00:37:43Oh, girl.
00:37:44That rehearsal was crazy.
00:37:46Girl, I'm tired.
00:37:46But you did a great job, though, girl.
00:37:48Oh, thank you.
00:37:49Yeah, you ate.
00:37:50We went through hell in these rehearsals last night.
00:37:53But you know what?
00:37:54Mama, what I created is a masterpiece.
00:37:57Your solo stuff?
00:37:58You really shut it down.
00:37:59You shut it down.
00:38:00Girl, let me thank you so much.
00:38:01I think I have this in the bag.
00:38:03How do you feel?
00:38:04I know yesterday was a little...
00:38:05I'm good.
00:38:06I feel better today, you know, now that we got it down.
00:38:08Oh, my God, yes.
00:38:09I was just a little annoyed.
00:38:11Why?
00:38:12Well, just the fact that half of the girls wanted to, you know,
00:38:15give a little something and then others didn't.
00:38:20Miss Morgan runs half of the gigs, if not all of the gigs,
00:38:23from Palm Springs to Long Beach six nights of the week.
00:38:27So she's very anal when it comes to drag shows.
00:38:31But at the end of the day, this is a competition to win.
00:38:33She needs to be focused on herself.
00:38:38How do you feel, though, about the choreo and everything?
00:38:40The choreo is fine.
00:38:41Everybody else is doing, like, 80s hardcore dance and all that stuff.
00:38:44Mine is kind of nice and easy.
00:38:45It's more about old school.
00:38:47I'm a DJ. Here we go.
00:38:49I'm feeling great about performing today.
00:38:51But do I want to stand out in this challenge?
00:38:55No.
00:38:56I just want to coast for now.
00:38:58Because it's been 16 years.
00:39:00I need to see who is going to try to outshine who
00:39:04so I know how to play the game.
00:39:06I'm a people watcher.
00:39:07Very, very psychological.
00:39:10Lucky.
00:39:11I want to talk about points.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:15I love game.
00:39:18Do you know what you're going to do with your points?
00:39:20I don't know.
00:39:20What about you?
00:39:21I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:39:23But if neither of us are in the top,
00:39:25I'm totally down to do a little point trade
00:39:27to make sure that we got each other's back.
00:39:29I'm down.
00:39:29Drag queens are not known to be strategists.
00:39:32But we got to keep the alt girls together.
00:39:35You know what I mean?
00:39:35Yeah, no, no, no.
00:39:36I really appreciate your work.
00:39:37Yes.
00:39:38These girls don't know it, but I'm thinking.
00:39:40I'm working them.
00:39:42You want to teach me what you're going to do
00:39:43if you're not in the top?
00:39:44I haven't decided yet with that,
00:39:46with the whole points and everything.
00:39:49I don't know.
00:39:49Morphine is my number one.
00:39:50But I'm thinking she could be in the top.
00:39:53So I need alliances with people
00:39:57that are going to be able to give me points
00:39:59because in this game, numbers are everything.
00:40:03Who do you think will be in the top?
00:40:04I love your verse.
00:40:06I love my verse, too.
00:40:08And I love Dawn's.
00:40:09I definitely think you have a great chance.
00:40:11I bet you have an amazing costume.
00:40:13Isn't it cute and colorful?
00:40:14Yes.
00:40:14Something about me has to be, and it's certainly not my personality.
00:40:17Okay, so we've discussed the top.
00:40:19Would you give your point to somebody who won?
00:40:22If I was in an alliance with them, yeah.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:27Alliances are an interesting beast.
00:40:28I've spoken with Akira about it because we're very great friends,
00:40:33but friendship is one thing and competition is another.
00:40:35That is something that we both understand
00:40:37as seasoned veterans in this drag game.
00:40:40Would you?
00:40:41Yeah, you know, yeah. I don't see why not.
00:40:43And in this competition, the finish line only accepts one.
00:40:48How is that going to work?
00:40:50Interesting.
00:40:54Should I offer my verse?
00:40:57Rise and shine.
00:40:59Girl, I don't know how...
00:41:00Could you imagine if I just showed up, not a care in the world,
00:41:02just here to do the craziest, stupidest shit?
00:41:03Lucky.
00:41:04Oh.
00:41:05Uh-huh.
00:41:06I love coming for my sister.
00:41:08Yes.
00:41:09So are you doing your green look, your alien?
00:41:11No, I'm just going to be like a regular girl because...
00:41:13the fact that I have to do LaToya right after.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:17I thought that I was going to be an alien, superstar, 80s diva
00:41:21with different colored skin for this challenge.
00:41:24But now that I realize that I have to do the LaToya look right after,
00:41:28I have to change it up.
00:41:29Also, I want to, like, give Ru, like, something different for me.
00:41:33You know what I mean?
00:41:34Right.
00:41:34Lucky reminds me of myself in season two
00:41:38because out of this group, Lucky seemed like the outcast.
00:41:41You still doing good with your makeup over there?
00:41:44It's stressing me the fuck out because, you know,
00:41:46I want to be great.
00:41:47I don't want to be...
00:41:47Girl, we can fix it.
00:41:50I felt like if I had somebody there to cheer me on
00:41:53and be helpful, things would be different.
00:41:55So I'm trying to be that auntie for Lucky.
00:41:58So you see how you have it here?
00:42:00Mm-hmm.
00:42:01You need to, like, a little bit of a shade.
00:42:03But if you get on my nerves, I'm going to fill you up with sugar
00:42:05and see you home to your mama.
00:42:11That's crazy.
00:42:12Only two of us.
00:42:13Like, I'm still stuck on that.
00:42:14Girl.
00:42:16Why do they have to do it with the twist of only two of us making it?
00:42:19I know. What the fuck?
00:42:21We all walked in here thinking we just had to be in the top half.
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:24And now it's like, no, you have to be the best of the best.
00:42:27I can't wait for the other brackets to find out.
00:42:29I know.
00:42:30They're going to go.
00:42:31Girl, because only two of us are making it to the semifinals.
00:42:35MBQ points are very, very important
00:42:37because one point could make or break your fate.
00:42:41How are y'all going to give your points?
00:42:43The MBQ.
00:42:43What does MBQ mean?
00:42:45Most valuable queen.
00:42:46Duh.
00:42:47What does it mean to you?
00:42:48Like, why can't it just be you see somebody working hard?
00:42:51But the thing is that the person that is working hard
00:42:53is not in your alliance.
00:42:56Are you going to choose that person
00:42:57or are you going to choose your alliance person?
00:42:58But is everybody a part of an alliance?
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:02I love all you girls.
00:43:03I don't know who I would give my points to.
00:43:06Woo!
00:43:08Listen, one thing I've learned,
00:43:10especially about queens or people in general,
00:43:11first of all, nature is self-preservation.
00:43:14200K is on the line, baby.
00:43:16They're going to play the game.
00:43:18How old are you?
00:43:18I'm 44.
00:43:1944?
00:43:20Well, you look good for 44.
00:43:22That bitch working hard for that point.
00:43:25A lot of people are being very friendly and chummy-chummy
00:43:28and, you know, doing a lot extra for girls
00:43:31than they would in the outside world.
00:43:33But I don't knock anybody for your hustle.
00:43:36But I see you.
00:43:39Girls, theys and thems,
00:43:40are we ready to pop, lock, and drop it today?
00:43:42I think so.
00:43:44I'm really proud of y'all,
00:43:45because I know there was some little drama going on,
00:43:47but I think, you know, we figured it out.
00:43:49Why you look at me?
00:43:51Wait, what's it?
00:43:52Because you always start the drama.
00:43:53Ooh!
00:43:54I'll tell you this.
00:43:55I can't believe Mystique and I had a difference in opinion.
00:43:57We didn't fight.
00:43:59See how far we're moving on with each other?
00:44:01Hey, it's just day one. We never know.
00:44:04We don't need any geriatric fighting.
00:44:06I actually think I do need that.
00:44:08So far, the vibe in the room is, like, very, very sisterly.
00:44:12But that's the first episode.
00:44:14You know, Akira, go get some prune juice for us.
00:44:16Girl, go get the prune.
00:44:17So that sisterhood may drop to just a sister,
00:44:20or may drop to just the hood.
00:44:24Oh, my God, I live.
00:44:31Peppa Girl, put the bass in your walk.
00:44:38Peppa Girl, put the bass in your walk.
00:44:42Get your toe.
00:44:44Get your whole body top.
00:44:46Go, girl.
00:44:47Go, girl.
00:44:48Go, girl.
00:44:48Go, girl.
00:44:49Go, girl.
00:44:50Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
00:44:55Michelle Visage.
00:44:56Now, is it true that you once won a Grammy Award for best reggae recording?
00:45:02No, Ru.
00:45:03I think you have me mixed up with LaToya Jackson.
00:45:06Oh.
00:45:07I do that so often.
00:45:10He's got a passion for fashion.
00:45:12It's Law Roach.
00:45:14Now, Law, is it true that you train to be a police officer in Muncie, Indiana?
00:45:20No, Ru.
00:45:21I think you have me mixed up with LaToya Jackson.
00:45:24Oh, I do that so often.
00:45:28And the complex and multifaceted LaToya Jackson, are you happy to be here?
00:45:35No, Ru.
00:45:37I think you have me mixed up with Michelle and Law.
00:45:42No, no, I'm just kidding.
00:45:44I'm just kidding.
00:45:44I'm so happy to be here.
00:45:46I love it here.
00:45:47And, of course, today is my birthday.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:49And this is the best birthday present I could ever have.
00:45:52Yay.
00:45:52Oh, yay.
00:45:54We're going to celebrate.
00:45:55Yes.
00:45:56This week we challenged our queens to bust a move in Breakdancing 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:46:03And tonight on the runway, category is LaToyas Are Us.
00:46:08All stars, start your engine.
00:46:10And may the best drag queen win.
00:46:16And now, the world debut of Breakdancing 2, Electric Rugaloo.
00:46:23We got a big box and it likes a gobo.
00:46:28Oh, no.
00:46:31You want to step to this, but do you know just how to handle?
00:46:33The queen is always right.
00:46:34See the trophies on my mantle.
00:46:36Sleeping on me, but I'm the girl of your dreams.
00:46:38I got it all.
00:46:38That's why they call me queen.
00:46:40From MBQ to the hall of fame.
00:46:42I'm the body.
00:46:42I'm the face.
00:46:43Girl, you know my name.
00:46:44Running rings around you, girl.
00:46:45Supersonic in your face says.
00:46:46Ready, set, go.
00:46:47I slay you without trace that.
00:46:48I'm a mother tucking legend at the crown's mine, too.
00:46:50When I swear it's a blessing, I'm just telling my truth.
00:46:52Mama root, let me show you what the body can do.
00:46:55Stepping on next in my high-heeled shoes.
00:46:57Follow me down to Electric Rugaloo.
00:47:01Rise and shine, it's the crack of dawn.
00:47:03I'm running this shit like a marathon.
00:47:05That's D to the A to the WN.
00:47:08I'm such a cutie, can I be your best friend?
00:47:10It's like breaking it down.
00:47:11I'm outside the box.
00:47:12So fresh, so fly, so unorthodox.
00:47:14My looks couture, your looks a bore.
00:47:16You're never gonna win, sweetie, there's the door.
00:47:18Got body by body, but you know I'm not stressed.
00:47:20Still a naughty body hottie.
00:47:21You're a doo-doo clown mess.
00:47:23Baby, I am caked up.
00:47:24Make your book and break up.
00:47:25Telling all my haters it's a shame about your makeup.
00:47:27We're spraying them all now.
00:47:28Feel all they hot.
00:47:29Ass is bumping all over the place.
00:47:31Wanna pop and spin, so make some room.
00:47:34Cause we got a big box.
00:47:36Send it like the gobo.
00:47:39One, two, three, four.
00:47:42Twinkle, twinkle, I'm your lucky star.
00:47:44Three Z's on my name cause third time's the charm.
00:47:46Stepped on me once, now I'ma shake it up.
00:47:48Shoot my cool lemonade and your hot paper cup.
00:47:51Totally bitch and kevy and so sickening.
00:47:53Not your average star.
00:47:54I don't twinkle, bitch, I glisten.
00:47:55Ow, give it up, ho.
00:47:57I'm not stomp, I sit up off the walls, yo.
00:47:59Ow, I'm a star ho.
00:48:01Speed it up, slow it down, watch me go, bro.
00:48:03Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish.
00:48:05Who's the next girl out?
00:48:06Not me.
00:48:07You wish.
00:48:08Follow me down to electric roogaloo.
00:48:12Boom.
00:48:13I'm the queen of this bracket.
00:48:14Makeup mackin', nails to crackin'.
00:48:16Ooh, I got these bitches gaggin'.
00:48:19You're gaggin', face crackin'.
00:48:21Sharp tongue and a bite like a viper.
00:48:23Six bars and a pill in this cypher.
00:48:25I'm the shit bitch, no diaper.
00:48:27To the rack, I'm pie typer.
00:48:29Full body like a bottle of scotch.
00:48:31Make Michael so top-notch.
00:48:33No stunts, no splits, no dips, just fire.
00:48:36Queen of the scene, can't get no higher.
00:48:38First day of the room, now feel my face.
00:48:40Ass is bumpin' all over the place.
00:48:42Gonna pop ass in, so make some room.
00:48:45Cause we got a big box, standing like the go-boats.
00:48:50Ooh, let's go.
00:48:52Step up to the battle with my boom-boom pal.
00:48:55Roogaloo Barbie got that BB in bounds.
00:48:57Face so beat, all the dogs clogged out.
00:48:59Root-linked twice if you're feelin' down.
00:49:01Miami baddie with a Nikon, I was five.
00:49:03You wanna lick, gotta pay my price.
00:49:05My hips talk dirty, but my face plays nice.
00:49:08He said, I'm straight.
00:49:09I said, not tonight.
00:49:11Clip.
00:49:12Body-oddy-oddy, and you know it, don't quit.
00:49:14Turning the party so it's gonna be lit.
00:49:16La Pinta de Miami, cause you know I'm the shit.
00:49:18Slow me down to electric Grogaloo.
00:49:22Still to seem like a fly girl queen.
00:49:25Tracksuit, tight skin, glowing queen.
00:49:27Drop that weight, now I levitate.
00:49:29Glowing like a disco ball, ain't that great.
00:49:31Exfoliate the shade, moisturize the hate.
00:49:33Living my truth, baby, feelin' first rate.
00:49:35I glow in the dark, I sparkle when I shade.
00:49:38This ain't store-bought, it's the slate I make.
00:49:40Slimmed down, glowed up.
00:49:42This queen's ready for a close-up.
00:49:44Mystique was never a mistake.
00:49:50HAHAHAHA!
00:49:51Select, New Brunswick, and the party's really nice.
00:50:20My butt of the house.
00:50:23Category is LaToya's R Us.
00:50:27Up first, A'Keria C. Davenport,
00:50:30inspired by LaToya in golden black in Atlantic City.
00:50:35Anybody got some Afro sheen?
00:50:38First runway, and here I am
00:50:40in my 1988-inspired LaToya Jackson look,
00:50:44which was the year I was born.
00:50:46She really tied one on, didn't she?
00:50:48She certainly did.
00:50:50I am sequenced from head to toe,
00:50:52and baby, I feel rich.
00:50:55The hair is bent, the waist is cinched,
00:50:58the tail is telling.
00:51:00Y'all see me walk out.
00:51:01Blow down, bitches.
00:51:03Bitch, get back when I step on the runway.
00:51:05Up next, Dawn,
00:51:08inspired by LaToya in orange
00:51:11at the Moulin Rouge Paris.
00:51:14Ooh.
00:51:16I am trying to give you
00:51:18a little bit of something new
00:51:20for Miss Donnica.
00:51:23Skimpy, burlesky,
00:51:24we have a tiny little waist.
00:51:26That part's not new.
00:51:26So flocking good.
00:51:29I have these big feather fans
00:51:31that I made myself.
00:51:34I'm looking like the most
00:51:34sickening stripper Pikmin
00:51:36you've ever seen in your entire life.
00:51:38You know what Pikmin is?
00:51:39Mm-mm.
00:51:39Okay, look it up.
00:51:40Dawn is a huge fan.
00:51:42She's actually two huge fans.
00:51:46Up next, lucky stars,
00:51:48inspired by LaToya in purple
00:51:51at the Moulin Rouge Paris.
00:51:53Yeah, she's gonna get rocked.
00:51:56I feel like a baddie down this runway
00:51:58and listen, you cannot have a LaToya look
00:52:00without the hat.
00:52:02Back to you.
00:52:03I'm feeling really confident right now.
00:52:04I'm walking down this runway
00:52:05like I'm the prettiest girl in the world.
00:52:07Because what beauty is in the eye of the beholder
00:52:09and I am holding all of it in my pussy.
00:52:12I don't know what that means.
00:52:14For those of you who didn't believe,
00:52:16roll up your sleeves.
00:52:19Morgan McMichaels,
00:52:21inspired by LaToya in red
00:52:23at the Moulin Rouge Paris.
00:52:26What a fox.
00:52:27I am embodying LaToya Jackson
00:52:30from head to toe.
00:52:31I'm sleek.
00:52:32I am curvy.
00:52:34I am feathers and foxtails.
00:52:36Everything about me is very shiny.
00:52:38You can see me from fucking space.
00:52:40If you say red,
00:52:41you ain't got to get red.
00:52:44I definitely remember this era
00:52:46of LaToya Jackson.
00:52:47Sexy, demure, shiny.
00:52:51Everything a drag queen aspires to be.
00:52:53That's Captain Morgan to you.
00:52:58Morphine Love Dion,
00:53:00inspired by LaToya in white
00:53:02at the Moulin Rouge.
00:53:05Michaels has all sold out of pompous grass.
00:53:08I am a Vegas showgirl now.
00:53:10I love feathers.
00:53:11I love headpieces.
00:53:13So I am wearing the biggest, baddest,
00:53:15and most insane costume.
00:53:17You as well.
00:53:18I am pearled rhinestone.
00:53:20These wings weigh about 100 pounds
00:53:22and my shoulders grew because of it,
00:53:24but it's okay because I look amazing.
00:53:26This is Victoria.
00:53:27It definitely has a secret.
00:53:33The hat out.
00:53:39Blue or purple?
00:53:40Purple.
00:53:41Indigo.
00:53:42I'm giving you shades of purple.
00:53:45In dedication to my mom.
00:53:46She passed right before this competition,
00:53:48and this is her favorite color.
00:53:50I'm giving all the personalities,
00:53:51just smiling, showing them the teeth.
00:53:54Clock this game.
00:53:55The house.
00:53:56The house.
00:54:03The house.
00:54:04Welcome, queens.
00:54:07Tonight, Tournament of All-Stars rules
00:54:10are in full effect.
00:54:12I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week,
00:54:15and each will receive two points.
00:54:17Then, the top two will lip-sync
00:54:20for their chance to win $10,000
00:54:22and one extra point.
00:54:27Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket,
00:54:31the two queens with the most points
00:54:33will continue on to the semifinals
00:54:36with the chance to ultimately win $200,000.
00:54:43Now it's time for the judges' critiques,
00:54:45starting with Akeria C. Davenport.
00:54:49Hey, Akeria.
00:54:50You look fantastic tonight.
00:54:52Let's get into the performance.
00:54:55You kicked it off.
00:54:56You had the opening verse.
00:54:57Not an easy thing to do.
00:54:58You did it strong.
00:54:59You had a cartwheel.
00:55:00I thought the verse was great.
00:55:01You stumbled a little bit with the lip-sync,
00:55:04but you weren't the only one.
00:55:06I think you look absolutely fabulous in this.
00:55:09I love the entire ensemble.
00:55:11However, I think that the dress
00:55:13should have been a little bit longer
00:55:14because it would have been a little bit more flattering.
00:55:17Did you make it?
00:55:18I did.
00:55:18You did a really great job of the construction.
00:55:20How many wigs is on your head?
00:55:22A hundred.
00:55:25Up next, Dawn.
00:55:27You know what, Dawn?
00:55:28Dawn, I didn't expect you to spit the bars like you did.
00:55:32My looks couture.
00:55:33Your looks a bore.
00:55:34You're never going to win, sweetie.
00:55:36There's the door.
00:55:36You did a great job rapping.
00:55:39I thought your look was more fashion than it was hip-hop.
00:55:42I disagree with Michelle.
00:55:43It was very hip-hop.
00:55:45It reminded me of TLC.
00:55:46And this look, you came on the stage
00:55:49and put your money where your mouth was
00:55:51because this is one of my favorite looks
00:55:53that I've seen since I've been on Drag Race.
00:55:55It is stunning.
00:55:57That gradation of stones from the bottom up,
00:56:00that is just the crowning glory
00:56:03of this magnificent outfit.
00:56:05Somewhere in the world,
00:56:07Bob Mackie is looking at this
00:56:08with a fistful of lotion.
00:56:12Up next, Lucky Stars.
00:56:15The way you came into your performance
00:56:17was super fun.
00:56:18I thought your rap was really fun.
00:56:20You were talking about things that we knew.
00:56:22Your rhythm is so good, by the way.
00:56:24No matter where you were on the stage,
00:56:26you stood out to me more than anybody else.
00:56:29I thought your line,
00:56:30shoot my cool lemonade in your hot paper cup,
00:56:32was absolutely disgusting.
00:56:37Now, this look doesn't look or feel
00:56:40as expensive as some of the other girls.
00:56:43The one thing that's missing,
00:56:44the foxtails,
00:56:45because it really finishes the outfit
00:56:48and it makes it look so much more expensive.
00:56:51I know that you tried to bridge the gap
00:56:54between your sort of cosplay style of makeup
00:56:57and entering the world of humanity.
00:57:00Is that where we're at?
00:57:01Yes, and that's a good thing,
00:57:03but it still lends a lot of itself
00:57:06over to the cosplay.
00:57:08Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:57:11This is the most iconic outfit
00:57:13from Latoya's run at the Moulin Rouge.
00:57:16In fact, it was on the cover of Ebony Magazine,
00:57:18and you've done it so beautifully.
00:57:21Everything in this outfit is so detailed.
00:57:24It looks exactly like it.
00:57:26Thank you for this.
00:57:27And for your performance,
00:57:29you said,
00:57:30I'm the shit bitch, no diaper.
00:57:34That is a bar.
00:57:36That is a line.
00:57:36Thank you very much.
00:57:37And you jumped from those crates
00:57:39and did a cartwheel onto the ground.
00:57:41You are a crazy performer,
00:57:43and I'm glad that you got to show the world
00:57:45that you still got it.
00:57:47I'll be paying for that later.
00:57:48Trust me.
00:57:49Worth it.
00:57:50Up next, Morphine Love Dion.
00:57:53This look is one of my favorites tonight.
00:57:55There is so much detail in this.
00:57:57I love those boots.
00:57:59I would wear those boots.
00:58:00I also want to wear those boots.
00:58:02Yes.
00:58:02They're yours, honey.
00:58:03But I do think that the performance look was a little,
00:58:06hmm.
00:58:07It wasn't enough pizzazz.
00:58:09It gave me very Snow White from the hood.
00:58:11Well, true.
00:58:12Actually, I didn't notice the outfit.
00:58:14I noticed you.
00:58:16Because you really know how to command the stage.
00:58:18I love the rap,
00:58:19and your lyrics were so creative.
00:58:21Miami Batty,
00:58:22can you continue that sentence for me?
00:58:24Miami Batty with a Nicaraguan spice.
00:58:26You want a lick,
00:58:27you got to pay my price.
00:58:30Great night for you, Morphine.
00:58:32Up next,
00:58:33from season two,
00:58:35Mystique Summers.
00:58:36Before I critique you, bitch,
00:58:38I just want to say I'm from Chicago, too.
00:58:39I know.
00:58:42In this look,
00:58:43I kept trying to see LaToya,
00:58:45but I kept seeing Albertina Walker.
00:58:46Ooh.
00:58:47This is a gospel revival.
00:58:49It is not the glamour
00:58:51and the sexiness
00:58:53from LaToya at Moulin Rouge.
00:58:56And your performance look,
00:58:57although yours was historically accurate,
00:58:59it wasn't enough drag into it.
00:59:01I could see you just walking down the street
00:59:03in that look,
00:59:03but the face is as real as rain.
00:59:05You're beautiful.
00:59:07When I watched the performance,
00:59:09I thought you were shy.
00:59:11You flubbed several of the lines,
00:59:13but this is what I've noticed
00:59:14since you've been back.
00:59:15It feels like your impulses
00:59:18with your brand new body
00:59:19are on a one-second delay.
00:59:22So the performance
00:59:23seemed a little subdued.
00:59:25Probably from like 400 pounds
00:59:26down to 195.
00:59:27So that truly makes sense.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:30Thank you, All Stars.
00:59:31I think we've heard enough.
00:59:32While you untuck backstage,
00:59:34the judges and I will deliberate.
00:59:36You may leave the stage.
00:59:39Now, just between us toy soldiers,
00:59:42what do you think?
00:59:43We are looking for
00:59:44the top two All Stars of the week.
00:59:47I loved everything about Don.
00:59:49I don't have any cons at all.
00:59:50From the minute she walked on stage,
00:59:52she knew exactly what she wanted to do
00:59:54and she delivered it.
00:59:55That LaToya look,
00:59:56I cannot stop thinking about it.
00:59:58Oh, my gosh.
01:00:00That was breathtaking.
01:00:02Really, I think my favorite look
01:00:03of the night.
01:00:04Morgan McMichaels
01:00:05is the type of drag queen
01:00:07that you pay your money
01:00:08to go see.
01:00:09And she did not disappoint.
01:00:11This girl lives and breathes drag,
01:00:13and you can tell that tonight
01:00:14in her performance.
01:00:15Now, the LaToya look,
01:00:17that was one of my favorites.
01:00:19Morgan replicated that outfit
01:00:21to the T.
01:00:22So if you're putting Morgan
01:00:23and Morphine side by side
01:00:24because they're both dynamic,
01:00:26it's kind of like,
01:00:27I think Morphine's performance
01:00:29was wonderful,
01:00:30and I thought her rap,
01:00:31her lyrics were great.
01:00:32However, there was this weird
01:00:34Snow White in the Hood thing
01:00:35that I was getting from her.
01:00:36It was just a kind of like,
01:00:38eh, outfit.
01:00:39But the LaToya outfit,
01:00:41that is where she hit a home run.
01:00:43It was a great homage
01:00:44to the one and only LaToya Jackson.
01:00:47All right.
01:00:48Silence.
01:00:48I've one thing to say.
01:00:51Surprise!
01:00:54Happy birthday, LaToya.
01:00:56Look at that cake.
01:00:58I'd like to propose a toast
01:01:01to the incredible LaToya Jackson.
01:01:05Happy birthday!
01:01:06Yay!
01:01:08Cheers!
01:01:10I'm drinking champagne.
01:01:11Yay!
01:01:15Welcome back, all stars.
01:01:17Based on your electric Rougaloo performances
01:01:21and your LaToya's R Us runway presentations,
01:01:26I've made some decisions.
01:01:30Dawn.
01:01:32Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:35Morphine Love Dion.
01:01:37This week, you all popped and locked.
01:01:40But the top two All-Stars of the week are...
01:01:48Morgan McMichaels.
01:01:51And Dawn.
01:01:54Condragulations.
01:01:55You've each earned two points.
01:01:59Congratulations.
01:02:00Cheers.
01:02:01The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
01:02:05Congratulations.
01:02:07Thanks, Pete.
01:02:07Congratulations.
01:02:12Two All-Stars stand before me.
01:02:16Ladies.
01:02:17This is your chance to impress me,
01:02:20win $10,000,
01:02:22and earn a coveted extra point
01:02:25in the Tournament of All-Stars.
01:02:30The time has come
01:02:32for you to lip-sync
01:02:36for La Toya!
01:02:41I am lip-syncing against Morgan fucking McMichaels.
01:02:44I know this bitch is gonna hit it, split it, kick it,
01:02:46but I got some fucking tricks up my fucking sleeve,
01:02:49and I want this extra point so bad.
01:02:53I'm in the top two.
01:02:54Inside, I'm screaming.
01:02:55And now it's the OG bitch versus the new bitch.
01:02:59And if I win the lip-sync, I'll be the leader.
01:03:02I want it.
01:03:03I have to have it.
01:03:04Good luck,
01:03:06and don't
01:03:07fuck it up.
01:03:10Wicked Love
01:03:17Break it in.
01:03:20Ugh.
01:03:22All my life
01:03:23I've always wanted more
01:03:26Now that I fell through
01:03:27I forgot what you're looking for
01:03:30I'm satisfied
01:03:31That I stopped searching
01:03:33Whatever you do to me
01:03:36My baby is working
01:03:37When I was in this trouble
01:03:39Oh, that makes my feelings dull
01:03:42I enjoy
01:03:43To break with dinner
01:03:44Hate the best of the world, baby
01:03:46Because La Toya
01:03:47You don't know how to destroy her
01:03:50Just to keep your love excited
01:03:52I'll always enjoy her
01:03:53Such you're making love
01:03:58Love, you treat it
01:03:59Exactly what I needed
01:04:01Such you're making love
01:04:06Love, you treat it
01:04:07Even exactly what I need
01:04:14I think I hear Mr. Bass knocking
01:04:19Cool
01:04:19We're going to make the rules
01:04:21This ain't no joke
01:04:22Knock on the door
01:04:24Go for broke
01:04:25Yes, I do
01:04:30Yes, I do
01:04:31I got a
01:04:35Wicked Love
01:04:40I need a wicked kind of lover
01:04:45And as a fact
01:04:47He's got to be exact
01:04:48All right, y'all, I'm out of here
01:05:03All stars
01:05:05I've made my decision
01:05:13Morgan McMichaels
01:05:15Congratulations
01:05:15You're a winner, baby
01:05:17Thank you
01:05:18It's been amazing
01:05:20Thank you
01:05:21You've earned a cash tip
01:05:23Of 10,000 doulas
01:05:24Plus tickets for you and your friends
01:05:27To see Stop That Train
01:05:28In theaters
01:05:29June 12th
01:05:30Plus an extra point
01:05:32Which gives you a total
01:05:34Three points
01:05:35Thank you all
01:05:37Don
01:05:38You have two points
01:05:40Condragulations
01:05:41Thank you
01:05:42Akeria
01:05:44Lucky
01:05:45Morphine
01:05:46Mystique
01:05:47Please come to the front of the stage
01:05:59All stars
01:06:00With great power comes great responsibility
01:06:04Each week
01:06:05The bottom four queens
01:06:06Will each receive one point
01:06:09But
01:06:10You cannot keep the point for yourself
01:06:12You must give it away
01:06:14To the all-star you believe
01:06:17Is the MVQ
01:06:19The most valuable queen of the week
01:06:22Choose wisely
01:06:23Because at the end of this bracket
01:06:26The two queens with the most points
01:06:28Will move on to the semifinals
01:06:31And the other queens
01:06:33Will be eliminated
01:06:36Condragulations all-stars
01:06:37And remember
01:06:38If you can't love yourself
01:06:39How in the hell are you gonna love
01:06:41Stop That Train
01:06:42In theaters
01:06:44June 12th
01:06:45Can I get an amen up in here?
01:06:46Amen
01:06:47Alright
01:06:48Now let the music play
01:07:03Put along
01:07:03No
01:07:04Put along
01:07:05No
01:07:05Put along
01:07:07Do there
01:07:09Go
01:07:11Don't
01:07:13Baby
01:07:13Put along
01:07:15Do there
01:07:16No
01:07:16Put along
01:07:17Put along
01:07:22It
01:07:23Oh
01:07:23Oh
01:07:24Oh
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