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Reborn for the Crown Drama English Sub Full Movie [ New Releases 2026]
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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Don't fall.
00:00:12This is me.
00:00:14Casually ruining my high school room.
00:00:23Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm not.
00:00:31Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:48I still run the school pockets.
00:00:51Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:19name, but details.
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:23Me?
00:01:24Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:35I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:41I came back for you.
00:01:42Um, Mila...
00:01:44Um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:51feel.
00:01:52Absolutely.
00:01:52He...
00:01:53Actually, I wanted...
00:01:55Come on, come.
00:01:56Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:01:59So let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:07Ah!
00:02:14Jessica! What the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:17Come here, come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay. You're gonna be alright, just hold on.
00:02:23I wish I could go back.
00:02:24What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:28How much you want.
00:02:29Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Am I... dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:51Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:57Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A Tamagotchi?
00:03:13I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject?
00:03:23Calendar much?
00:03:26Miss Thompson?
00:03:27May I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser!
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Nothing's changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47And nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day!
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:26Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:32She just-
00:04:34Sit!
00:04:34Down!
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:54So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:10What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:15That's acid.
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:16I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:19And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:31Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:46Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:48Look-
00:05:51Like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what, little miss st-st-stutter?
00:06:16This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:23Hmm.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:00High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teacher of least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:05Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:06Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry?
00:07:10God!
00:07:12Damn, Mia.
00:07:14Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words.
00:07:19Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something!
00:07:22No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No, no.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:29I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me, too.
00:07:33Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:37Ah!
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen!
00:07:46Stop, stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:49Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki!
00:08:04Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:07Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:10I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Deal!
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40They lost touch after high school.
00:08:41So, I'm not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:50Come here.
00:08:52It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:55And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides then, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:12The outcasts.
00:09:13Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:25Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:55Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58ConCon!
00:09:58You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this.
00:10:03Together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:20It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:40Okay.
00:10:41The answers are...
00:10:43A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48No, you're right.
00:10:49You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:02How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:06See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nina.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:27I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Fine.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Ooh!
00:11:35Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh, no.
00:11:37Don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's like indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's great.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I...
00:11:50I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:57Hm?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:01You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05Chalamet who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing.
00:12:07No.
00:12:07It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia,
00:12:31there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:40Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:48Sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:55Oh, god.
00:12:56It's okay.
00:12:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:01And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:09No.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:57Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:08If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect.
00:14:17Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:28Oh, man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great.
00:14:42Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:46Sexual what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo!
00:15:11No more applause.
00:15:12Jess already has the clap.
00:15:13Bite me, Neepaz.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:47Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:50It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my name.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No.
00:15:59You follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50Go there!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:56Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling!
00:17:03Go over there!
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:08Use top time.
00:17:09Bye!
00:17:09Bye, bye, bye, bye!
00:17:12Mia, we really need to talk...
00:17:16about that chiz.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are slowier than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:47Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually, about that, yeah.
00:17:58Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:15For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:27Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:03Let the best baker win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:38Just a bitch strikes again.
00:19:39Oh, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:41You want me to go cursor?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:49Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:56Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:03Mia, how are you?
00:20:06Where's your baking buddy, compa?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:13Hold on.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:18I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:26Yeah, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Overdressed much?
00:20:31Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:36High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:39Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:41Look who's talking.
00:20:42Chef, ready to win?
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:51Call me queen.
00:20:55Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:14To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh, yeah.
00:21:17We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:22What?
00:21:24It's science meets sweets.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:29The Bake Off begins now.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33I'll sprinkle some cheese.
00:21:37Like this.
00:21:38Like that.
00:21:45And then, like this.
00:21:48Those undernaz.
00:21:49No, that's too much.
00:21:51That's too much.
00:21:58No more.
00:22:00No.
00:22:04Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:08Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:19Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:22Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:27My hand slipped.
00:22:31Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:35If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:22:36you will be disqualified.
00:22:38She just kicked our table.
00:22:39I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:42Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine.
00:22:44It's fine.
00:22:45So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist.
00:22:48Always.
00:22:49Has a plan.
00:22:52And.
00:22:54Time.
00:22:57The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:12So great!
00:23:14Yeah!
00:23:14This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:21It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:56The winner of this year's
00:23:59Senior Bake Off is
00:24:06Mia Watkins
00:24:07Mia, the 2006
00:24:10Golden Bake Off trophy belongs to you
00:24:13and Connor
00:24:17We did it
00:24:21I can't believe it
00:24:22Oh, that's my queen
00:24:23That's my best friend
00:24:24We love her
00:24:26Best day of my life
00:24:29I knew you could do it
00:24:33No
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:40Not anymore
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:47Sorry
00:24:48High school bucket list
00:24:51Item number nine
00:24:52Start a riot
00:24:54Make it epic
00:24:55Food fight
00:25:01Food fight
00:25:03Popular kids versus
00:25:05Stop it
00:25:07Stop it
00:25:07Stop it
00:25:08Stop it
00:25:09Stop it
00:25:13Stop
00:25:21Team Jessica
00:25:22Team Mia
00:25:23Get over here right now
00:25:27Principal Davis
00:25:28Before you say anything
00:25:30Mia started it
00:25:32Thank you for your honesty
00:25:34Jessica
00:25:34You and your friends can go
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying
00:25:40I would drop that attitude
00:25:42Miss Watkins
00:25:42You know what?
00:25:44No
00:25:45I like having an attitude
00:25:47I lived for years without one
00:25:50And now
00:25:51It's here to stay
00:25:52One more
00:25:53Bad word
00:25:54One more
00:25:55Thing that you do wrong
00:25:56And you are suspended
00:25:58Fine
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01When you stop
00:26:02Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:06Oh
00:26:07Sorry
00:26:08No one knows about that yet
00:26:09Both of you
00:26:10Pack your bags
00:26:14Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back
00:26:17From his business trip
00:26:18And get me killed
00:26:19No, no, no
00:26:20I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:21You're both free to go
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:25Of course
00:26:26You're both free to go
00:26:26And if you ever need anything
00:26:28Feel free to come by my office
00:26:30The door's always open
00:26:31How much money
00:26:32Did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh
00:26:36$147,347
00:26:37And
00:26:38You'll be quiet
00:26:39You demon child
00:26:42I'll take a thought
00:26:43Why don't you
00:26:43Help me clean up here
00:26:45My star students
00:26:46Thank you
00:26:49What the fuck was that?
00:26:52Whoa
00:26:54Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff?
00:26:59Well, I told you I can see the future
00:27:01So
00:27:03Right
00:27:03It's no big deal
00:27:04Yeah
00:27:06So tell me
00:27:09What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:13Oh, yeah
00:27:15What's that one again?
00:27:16Anatomy
00:27:17It's the study of the
00:27:18Human body
00:27:20Yeah
00:27:22Yeah
00:27:22You want to do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home
00:27:25Your place?
00:27:26Like a
00:27:30Like us
00:27:31Together
00:27:32Another
00:27:33Yeah
00:27:35Let's go, professor
00:27:36I promise to be a good boy
00:27:40Okay
00:27:43I promise to be a good boy
00:27:45I promise to be a good boy
00:27:45I promise to be a good boy
00:27:46I promise to be a good boy
00:27:50I promise to be a good boy
00:27:51I promise to be a good boy
00:27:53I promise to be a good boy
00:27:55I promise to be a good boy
00:27:55I promise to be a good boy
00:27:55I promise to be a good boy
00:27:56I promise to be a good boy
00:27:57I promise to be a good boy
00:27:58I promise to be a good boy
00:27:58I promise to be a good boy
00:27:58I promise to be a good boy
00:27:59I promise to be a good boy
00:27:59I promise to be a good boy
00:27:59I promise to be a good boy
00:28:00I promise to be a good boy
00:28:00I promise to be a good boy
00:28:01I promise to be a good boy
00:28:02I promise to be a good boy
00:28:03I promise to be a good boy
00:28:06I promise to be a good boy
00:28:52Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions about that?
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four, um, like disabdominous.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:13Alright, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:20What?
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:21Good.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:28Picep...
00:29:29Brachii.
00:29:34Pectalis major.
00:29:40Arctis Adominus Gloria Amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long?
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:48You forgot about that part.
00:29:49That's not important.
00:29:51Stop manhandling him.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of mask clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:25Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezibusias.
00:30:38Where?
00:30:38Oh my...
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:55You...
00:30:56That's cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:03Mm-hmm.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:23pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:27You.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35They're all...
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:07You're crazy.
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:23Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33Stop!
00:32:33Just a second!
00:32:50Oh, hey dad.
00:32:51This is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:01Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside.
00:33:20Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:34I will help Connor pass.
00:33:36And...
00:33:37I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait.
00:33:48Just...
00:33:48Please talk to him.
00:33:50You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave.
00:33:53Miss valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait.
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26Yes.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were...
00:34:32Abysmal.
00:34:33But...
00:34:34We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:54Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help.
00:35:16But...
00:35:17But...
00:35:18You don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:24I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:42So...
00:35:43Come through...
00:35:44And...
00:35:45Vote for Mia.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:55Nikki.
00:35:56Cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Here.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:07That smells before you see me.
00:36:08Wait.
00:36:08No.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11Come on.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just...
00:36:13Trust me.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:15Connor, talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:41No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:43You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:45Pride has to be earned.
00:36:47Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:51You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey.
00:37:17Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:22Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:24So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:33So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Yeah, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:52I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:53But it is because I-
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:01The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14Alright, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27CopCon!
00:38:28What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:37Ugh.
00:38:38You know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:51And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:04No, no, no, no.
00:39:04Wait.
00:39:05You're not going anywhere.
00:39:07Until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come!
00:39:10If you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:13Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:15Oh!
00:39:17Oh shit!
00:39:19Cap's here!
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:21Come on!
00:39:22You mind if it brought us?
00:39:26Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:37Oh!
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41The better party you get to.
00:39:45Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know...
00:39:52For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:39:56When I saw you guys walking away.
00:39:58Together.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:03Ew.
00:40:03You know that walking steroid, he's not even close to my type.
00:40:09So...
00:40:09Who is?
00:40:12You are...
00:40:18You are...
00:40:20Not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:38She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:41My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:48High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:57You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you weren't like once.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:03Or if not.
00:41:04I mean...
00:41:05If you're into it.
00:41:07Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:14Right?
00:41:15Get it?
00:41:16Oh, yeah.
00:41:17Cool.
00:41:17It's going away the way.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:41Mia.
00:41:45Look.
00:41:50Wow.
00:41:52Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No.
00:42:03I'm future girl.
00:42:04Remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:13Okay.
00:42:13Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:33I actually have no idea.
00:42:41Hey, ConCon.
00:42:42I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:45I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse time.
00:43:23I like this.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh, on page four, there's a great palaboy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32Page four.
00:43:33She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:40Hey.
00:43:42I like your pigtails.
00:43:43And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:47This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:52Actually, it does.
00:43:57Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:59Um, yeah.
00:44:00That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:02Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:08See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:13She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:22But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:34Unlike you.
00:44:35If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:40What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:48I...
00:44:49Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Facebook what?
00:44:54Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:11What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:13Your couch potato painting.
00:45:15Oh, shit.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:15Show us your stressed-out grainy pain.
00:45:18That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:21My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:25Hey.
00:45:26You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:28And you know what?
00:45:29It's okay.
00:45:30I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:40Okay?
00:45:42High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:45Fill on it while you've got it.
00:45:48You want my shine?
00:45:49You want my glossy?
00:45:51You want my sexy?
00:45:54You want my stastic?
00:45:55Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:57Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:09Woo!
00:46:09Yes!
00:46:10Yes, Mia!
00:46:11Okay, Mia!
00:46:12Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:14Wow.
00:46:15Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:19FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:22You will never live like us.
00:46:24No, I want to live better.
00:46:26How about a game of Truth or Dare?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:39Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:00Fine.
00:47:00Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess!
00:47:09Ugh!
00:47:10Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:39Oh my wrist!
00:47:40I think I sprained it!
00:47:42Oh my wrist!
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey!
00:47:44Hey!
00:47:44Hey!
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up!
00:47:47She needs help!
00:47:49Someone at least get me some ice!
00:47:51Now!
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:47:58Not before I...
00:47:58Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:04Mia, I've always...
00:48:05Mia!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:19I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over!
00:48:35Everyone out!
00:48:36You heard him!
00:48:37Go!
00:48:38Get out!
00:48:39Remember, vote Mia!
00:48:39Vote Mia!
00:48:40Vote Mia!
00:48:41I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:56For saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record...
00:49:02You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:12Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:20And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:25I would never date Jessica.
00:49:27Connor.
00:49:28Seriously, I...
00:49:29Stop.
00:49:31Don't...
00:49:32Make promises you can't keep.
00:49:35You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:39She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:40She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:43It's really cool.
00:49:45Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Can you stay...
00:49:51With me?
00:49:58Okay.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:08Okay.
00:50:09You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:36I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:44You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:48You scared me.
00:50:51God.
00:50:52No, I don't.
00:50:53I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So it's never around anyone.
00:50:58Which is good.
00:51:00But...
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:10You know the tradition.
00:51:12Senior Prom Queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:16You want to help me rap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:21No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, eight ball girl.
00:51:38What's future me like?
00:51:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No, you're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:47You're...
00:51:48You're actually super successful.
00:51:53Really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:52:00You're pretty...
00:52:02Actually.
00:52:06No wonder I was in love.
00:52:14Hold up.
00:52:16Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:18No one.
00:52:20I meant that I was in love with...
00:52:25Being from the future.
00:52:27Because now I know all of these.
00:52:30It's awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33So...
00:52:34So who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:39So you gotta get over that Britney crush
00:52:41because things get complicated.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:46You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:50Really?
00:52:51You know what I see in our future?
00:52:57Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:07I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:15Wait, wait.
00:53:18Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:21Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually.
00:53:23Come on.
00:53:23You don't wanna be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:42This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:47But...
00:53:49I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:52Because...
00:53:52In a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:53:56And who knows what'll happen then.
00:53:58Right?
00:54:03Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:07Oh.
00:54:08You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:11The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:28So you're buying votes now?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:38But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:45Besties?
00:54:47You don't even know their names.
00:54:50Of course I do.
00:54:52Well, the hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02Well, come on now.
00:55:03Let's see what you got.
00:55:13Look!
00:55:14Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:19I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:31Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:36But you can't.
00:55:37Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:40Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bower.
00:55:45Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:47And I love all my subjects.
00:55:51Even you.
00:55:52Look!
00:56:11OMG, you're twinning!
00:56:22Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:26I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh!
00:56:28And con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:30Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:38Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:49Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:51What am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though.
00:57:00He might be down.
00:57:03Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:09Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:12No, no.
00:57:13No, they're stupid.
00:57:15And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:20They're gonna love them.
00:57:22Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:25And you're gonna love them.
00:57:40I love you.
00:57:45It's yours.
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but...
00:58:01I hope when you enter the real world,
00:58:04you'll remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:20But you should.
00:58:21You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:43Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:50That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:55Be Jordan.
00:58:58Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:00But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:06Just wait a few years.
00:59:08You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:11And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:26I got one for you too.
00:59:33Yes, let's go.
00:59:34Why is my gift and the door closing eyes?
00:59:36Whoops!
00:59:38Okay!
00:59:39All right, fine, you escape your mouth!
00:59:41Please!
00:59:46Hey, um.
00:59:50This one's for you.
00:59:53I'm from here.
00:59:56No, no, no, no.
01:00:00No, no, no, no...
01:00:00Mia, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:13How did you find...
01:00:14Magic eight ball. You remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:20It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24Do all you can.
01:00:28He'll never get this time back.
01:00:33Mia, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:38Hey, no!
01:00:39Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me...
01:00:42that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:57For you...
01:00:59I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:17Hey everyone.
01:01:19Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:23Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:34Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:38I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:40I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:52I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:57I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:57What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:05We're taking a stand.
01:02:07We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:11No plastics for prom!
01:02:13No plastics for prom!
01:02:15You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:18Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:23It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:26But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:30Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:40Attention, everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:09Come on, Mia!
01:03:11We're all waiting!
01:03:14Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:21All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:28Just don't look at them.
01:03:30Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:35This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:45High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:57Please rise.
01:04:11Oh.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:29Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:04:52Who's broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight?
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:30there.
01:05:31Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of
01:05:54the brave?
01:06:00Yeah, Chao.
01:06:05No!
01:06:08Stop!
01:06:08Stop!
01:06:09Stop!
01:06:09Give it up for Mia!
01:06:11This is gonna be your new prom queen!
01:06:17See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:35If you want to win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing. That I, um... I just thought I'm really...
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad.
01:06:56What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:07:00Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:05This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:08This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:10Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:20It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:26I trust you.
01:07:30And here we go, everyone.
01:07:31The big championship game.
01:07:33The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:38Let's begin.
01:07:43.
01:08:06And 10 seconds left, Holmke is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:27He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes, and yes he scores the Fairfield
01:08:36Lions, 49-48, and they win the game.
01:08:49Let's go.
01:08:52First, an A, and now this.
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Connor.
01:09:00Oh, really?
01:09:02Really.
01:09:03I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:07And on you.
01:09:13I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:16Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:19Congratulations.
01:09:21Yeah.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:25You were right about everything.
01:09:27Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown.
01:09:36We will take her down with the dance for good.
01:09:40I won because of you.
01:09:41No, no, I won because of you.
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:46But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:52I could do a lot better than that.
01:09:56Okay.
01:10:04Wait, wait.
01:10:06Should we be doing this?
01:10:08I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:12It's you, Mia.
01:10:13It always has been.
01:10:19Holy circuits.
01:10:20Who wants to do this?
01:10:22What?
01:10:25Oh, my God.
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:12You're staring again.
01:11:15Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:34Oh.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:43And what about brown tonight?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:55You're never going to let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:04How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:09Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21It's so hot.
01:12:26Okay, so.
01:12:29Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:31Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:32Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, I've got to do it properly.
01:12:38Mia Watkins.
01:12:40Will you?
01:12:48Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:52And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:57And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Come on.
01:13:07Let's go win that crown.
01:13:09Five more minutes.
01:13:10You said.
01:13:11Oh.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:15I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:21Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:24Maybe she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:29You want to beg at the game.
01:13:31Maybe she's given up.
01:13:35I don't know.
01:13:38She won't.
01:13:42I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:48I'm sorry.
01:13:48Say it again?
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:53This is going to sound insane.
01:13:54Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:56So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:01I'm from the future.
01:14:12Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:15Cool.
01:14:16Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:22No, you're not.
01:14:25Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:38Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:14:40How does Lost End?
01:14:42Oh, and was I right about Lance Pass?
01:14:43Okay, they got off the island.
01:14:46Lance does come out.
01:14:48And they're doing a Buffy reboot.
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:51The future is violent.
01:14:53You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:02No.
01:15:04I'm in.
01:15:05But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:09Okay.
01:15:11Let's go.
01:15:12Let's go.
01:15:38You look like a queen.
01:15:41Thanks.
01:15:42I hope they are lovely.
01:15:58Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:16Yay!
01:16:19Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:22Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:25We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Let's bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:30Let's see.
01:16:40Oh, Hong Kong.
01:16:41You look so great.
01:16:44Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:46FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:52Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:55I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57Oh, but I want you.
01:17:00We are perfect together.
01:17:02Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Con-Con, think about your future.
01:17:12My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:16It could be.
01:17:18If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:23You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:30I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:49It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:11I tried.
01:18:14Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the back.
01:18:21I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:25Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:53Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:58Mia Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:03And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:29While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:35Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:01I shouldn't be here.
01:20:05That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:08I wasn't good enough.
01:20:11I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:13I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:17But I'm here now.
01:20:21And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:23The Misfits, the Outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:44All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:48Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:57And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:14Hey, it's okay.
01:21:16This is your moment.
01:21:17You earned it.
01:21:18Go ahead.
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, King.
01:21:30That's for the yearbook.
01:21:36You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:42And you believe to me.
01:21:46Out of the way, freak.
01:21:48This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:54Mia has something to say.
01:21:56I warned you.
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:09They're all for Mia.
01:22:10And I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No.
01:22:15These are fake.
01:22:16Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:19Mia.
01:22:20Is this true?
01:22:22No.
01:22:23No.
01:22:23Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:29Okay?
01:22:30Mia?
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:34It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:35Fairly.
01:22:37But don't take it from me.
01:22:40Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:41Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia.
01:22:53They actually voted for me?
01:22:56I never doubted them.
01:22:58Where are you?
01:23:07high school bucket list item number 15 embrace your inner
01:23:13the crowd is mine i'm the popular one i'm hot and i'm skinny and i'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:21what more do you people want
01:23:41Jessica first you cheated now you could have killed someone this is grounds for expulsion
01:23:47security no no it was mia she she knows things she's like a psychic or a witch or something
01:23:55i swear bye-bye bimbo
01:24:08she's so thirsty
01:24:11that's nothing we can help you look at it in a few years
01:24:14no no this isn't right
01:24:18you suck you're cheating
01:24:22curse on you queen bitch
01:24:28here take this
01:24:31no i can't take that yes i want you to
01:24:36clearly no matter when or where you are you can find me
01:24:42time traveling nerd
01:24:45right here
01:25:03you okay
01:25:05you okay
01:25:16you tripped and fell
01:25:17you all right
01:25:25where's jessica
01:25:30jessica jessica hart
01:25:32i don't know she's probably in prison by now
01:25:35remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:37i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:44everything that happened senior year came to
01:25:51but that's all in the past
01:25:53i want to focus on the future
01:25:57neil watkins
01:25:59since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:03i loved you
01:26:05you were the cutest classes wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:14and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:22to taking on the whole world i
01:26:25i couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:28to be my partner
01:26:32me a watkins
01:26:37will you marry me
01:26:39hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:43yes
01:26:51i can't believe this is happening
01:26:53you're a time traveler
01:26:55you didn't see this coming
01:26:59us getting engaged no
01:27:02not a million years
01:27:05but hey i guess
01:27:07some things you never see coming
01:27:11i always knew
01:27:26and no one
01:27:28makes me feel like you do
01:27:31and no one
01:27:33sets my body on fire
01:27:37no one
01:27:38gives me shivers like you
01:27:42oh no one does it later
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