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Heated Rivalry - Episode 4
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00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff eats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:48My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where there should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:02My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take us home.
02:12Take us home.
02:13Take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light.
02:16Share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us home.
02:19Show me that label.
02:20Take it easy on me.
02:21All right.
02:22And that's the freeze camera.
02:24Share some light on me, please.
02:26Take you easy.
02:32All right, Shawn, you ready?
02:36Thanks.
02:41Give me a try, you ready.
02:49Get me easy.
02:53Hey, you ready?
02:54Hey.
02:55Hey, hey, hey!
02:55This night, take it easy on me.
03:01Shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
03:04Take it slow, take it easy on me.
03:08Shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros
03:16are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:28Theест
03:30The
03:51The
04:02All right, Shane, you're good?
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yeah, am I walking?
04:05Just do the same thing we've been doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:08Over your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay?
04:10Take a look at the camera, directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark and give me that pose.
04:14That's it.
04:18That's it.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
04:50for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:55have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58Why can't I cook?
05:00Leave all the handle.
05:02There's nowhere to go.
05:04There's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow.
05:08Take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a lie.
05:12It's just a lie.
05:13Don't you please take it slow.
05:15Take it easy on me.
05:18It's just a lie.
05:19It's just a lie.
05:21Please.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you want to get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag.
07:40You are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not.
07:51I mean, she's...
07:53I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um, Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something.
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:23and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kinda have my hands full for a moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please,
08:49so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second.
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Daddy!
09:13Gnark!
09:14Gnark, Gnark!
09:15Gnark!
09:16I'm getting him a second, mate.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28This is my favorite place on earth,
09:30and my parents' cottage,
09:31the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided,
09:36that we were left,
09:36to watch.
09:38And no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame,
09:42that I'm a little scared of him.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:55Are you with whom now?
09:59Do you know?
10:01No, you know me.
10:05So, nothing serious?
10:07No.
10:11Even not with Jane?
10:15What?
10:16You've been working for several years.
10:18I thought,
10:19maybe it's something serious
10:21or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious.
10:27In general.
10:30Okay.
10:31Okay.
10:32Sasha передает привет.
10:44I'm out heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:51I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:56It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay.
11:07Go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I planned to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:25Bye.
11:48Hey, take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:54Hey.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built?
12:04Or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:14You really?
12:20You're dirty.
12:21You're dirty.
12:22I just...
12:23In this place.
12:23I just...
12:23We'll go.
12:24We're going to go again.
12:24Oh, man.
12:25Oh, yeah.
12:28I don't want you.
12:29I can't do that.
12:29That's bad.
12:30That's bad.
12:32I can't do that.
12:34Oh, no.
12:37Oh, no.
12:39Oh, no.
12:43No, no.
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:10Stay?
13:15I'm not done with you, and we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, partner.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You want to make me tuna melt?
14:35I was going to make one for me, I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:03Jesus Christ.
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring, too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:54I like New York.
15:55Guys, it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What, those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:20Well, I like the hot places, too.
16:23Hot, like weather, hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26L.A. is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's a friend from Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:57Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business,
17:17selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32For either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston
17:41who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33I mean, it's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not.
18:57I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
18:59you have a good mouth.
19:13Says your father.
19:15I got your message.
19:18I've been asking you, father.
19:20I told you tomorrow.
19:23Father.
19:25Father.
19:25Dad, where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:35Is Polina there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife. Dad.
19:44Dad, okay, calm down.
19:50I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
20:00I owe you that you were there with him.
20:02Are you still hungry?
20:18No, no, thank you. That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:33I know it's a little bit of a...
20:44I know.
20:45Love you.
20:46He's still a little bit.
20:49He's still a little bit.
20:52Don't be hungry to come.
20:53He's still a little bit.
20:55Don't be hungry, son.
20:56He's still a little bit.
21:01Don't be hungry, son.
23:55I should go.
24:00I should go.
24:03I shouldn't go.
24:04I shouldn't stay.
24:06I can't.
24:07Team meeting in the morning.
24:08I forgot.
24:09so okay you forgot to me then thank you for the tuna melt hmm I'm sorry this I
24:28can't wonder I just I can't I can't do this wonder I'm sorry
24:55are we expecting someone else oh no it's just the three of us thank you honey have you decided
25:02about Wimbledon Rolex really wants you there I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee
25:08I think does that mean too white I thought you like your deal with Rolex I do well you certainly
25:16love the money and they're great seats I mean they're next to a prince or no actually a Swedish
25:21princess I don't think I should skip training well meeting a Swedish princess could be fun right
25:28I don't have time for that right now mom all my time is scheduled I just meant I get like
25:32two weeks
25:32off a year I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know trying to make conversation about
25:37what
25:37Swedish politics okay can I get anyone a drink we'll take this Chablis please three glasses
25:44uh I'll have a ginger ale please oh we don't have that sparkling water sure thank you I'm sure you
25:52could have a glass of wine if that's what you know I can't not during the season Shane
26:02yeah is everything all right why because I don't want wine well you just seem tense I'm fine
26:11well I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon just the three of us would be fun
26:17and I think you should think about it can make a week of it go to a play see big
26:23band you loved it
26:24when you were a kid you guys should go you'd have a great time you're the tennis fan dad they're
26:29not
26:29gonna send us the tickets honey it's you they want we're just the parents you're the main attraction
26:35well then I'll just lie tell them I'm coming they won't kick you out and you can just tell them
26:40I'm sick or something honey I'm I don't want you to lie that's not who you are
26:49sorry I'm I'm in a weird mood it's okay anything you want to talk about
26:58let's um let's think about London maybe it could be fun I'm just gonna use the washroom
27:06Swedish princess
27:09I don't know
27:20hey man
27:21Olander what the fuck are you doing right now
27:24I was about to
27:26you know bullshit get your ass to the Milan baby my buddy Francois the chef you remember him
27:30oh yeah
27:31he's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this
27:35JJ
27:35the cast of the egg squad movie they're filming in town is here
27:40all of them
27:41I don't fucking know get down here you remember the restaurant right
27:45that's all boo
27:45I don't know
27:47I don't know
27:52yes you bitch
27:56good to see you
27:58okay guys this one never leaves this fucking house tonight is our meat look
28:07uh do you have any ginger ale
28:09I mean I do but
28:11uh actually just a beer please whatever you have on tap
28:15Shane Hollander I have whatever he wants here
28:25you keep it then
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:37A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:10By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:27You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:32My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:43No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:06Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name.
31:40So, it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:25I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie's so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on my visa, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh.
33:02Get you my love, oh, oh.
33:04Take it inside to show you I'm real, I'm real.
33:09Block it FM, baby, I want to be dancing with you.
33:14Push it FM.
33:15Baby, you're gonna let me go.
33:16I will be taking you on the road, where, where.
33:21On the road.
33:23On the road.
33:24On the road.
33:24On the road.
33:25On the road.
33:27On the road.
33:30Roz, Roz, you ought to see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:05I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
34:26I don't know if you're falling.
34:29I don't know if you're falling.
34:31I don't know if you're falling.
34:33I don't know if you're falling.
34:46But the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love.
34:50As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, that!
35:10Good Rose.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I stuck my toe.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight
35:28between themselves and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:38Okay.
36:06Oh, come on, let's go!
36:09Yeah, let's go ahead!
36:11Come on.
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
36:43But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:03We find the fucking club.
37:06Del people!
37:08On it.
37:10She's so hot.
37:11She's so hot.
37:32Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't, but you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:48but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51I have no problem watching sweaters.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
38:00Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Smile.
38:04Get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:42Do you like me?
38:43Come on, you're going to be dead.
38:50Then when you're like me, love me to be a girl.
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling calm and rushed.
38:54And I'm all mixed up, feeling calm and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I want it so much.
38:56When I fly away from the sun and the rain coming over my face,
39:00Worshiping all the shame
39:02When I stop and stare
39:03Don't worry me
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her
39:06What she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend
39:08I can try to forget
39:10But it's driving me mad
39:11Going out of my head
39:15Running through my head
39:16Running through my head
39:17Running through my head
39:18Running through my head
39:19Running through my head
39:22All the things she said
39:51I
39:51Gotta go to the bathroom
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