00:00:00Conrad, I'm Phoebe.
00:00:03Phoebe, I've had a crush on you for years.
00:00:07Will you be my homecoming date?
00:00:28I dream about you every night.
00:00:30When your strong arms pull me in close, I cannot help but tingle.
00:00:35I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it.
00:00:43Seth Astor? Hell no, I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
00:00:47What? Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:00:52Seth Astor?
00:00:53That's so sad.
00:00:54He's way out of your league.
00:00:56I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:01:00No, you've got it all wrong.
00:01:03Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:01:09Excuse me, do I know you?
00:01:12I don't think I do.
00:01:14Why don't you get out of here?
00:01:16All of you.
00:01:23The worst day ever.
00:01:33Conrad, my quarterback prince.
00:01:36I've been fantasizing for years.
00:01:38Right after the game, I'm telling him how I feel.
00:01:41Why 20's dead?
00:01:42Hunt!
00:01:49What?
00:01:59No!
00:02:00That was such a low blow!
00:02:01Woooo!
00:02:04Who is this new guy?
00:02:05S, E, P, H...
00:02:06S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S,
00:02:09S, S, S.
00:02:10Woooo!
00:02:11I bet every girl is dying to screw Seth, the devil.
00:02:14He's mine.
00:02:15His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school.
00:02:17So he's my future boyfriend.
00:02:19Yay!
00:02:29Yay!
00:02:32Six, seven, and ready?
00:02:34Okay!
00:02:39Nice defense, boys.
00:02:41Seth Astor is our new team captain.
00:02:58Another playboy.
00:03:00The trees. Go.
00:03:04Okay, Phoebe.
00:03:06Dude, I am, dude.
00:03:07Is that a love letter for me?
00:03:11Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room.
00:03:14You got this, Phoebe.
00:03:29Conrad?
00:03:30I'm Phoebe.
00:03:32Phoebe, I've had a crush on you for years.
00:03:36Will you be my homecoming date?
00:03:57I dream about you every night when your strong arms pull me in close, I cannot help but tingle.
00:04:04I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it.
00:04:12Seth Astor?
00:04:13Hell no!
00:04:14I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
00:04:18What?
00:04:20Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:04:23Seth Astor?
00:04:24He's not reading my love letter, he's reading my fantasy and the next line is you thrust into my core
00:04:31until I can feel your warmth?
00:04:33Yes, Conrad, I call out your name.
00:04:36You're free.
00:04:36I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud.
00:04:40You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night, that's so sad.
00:04:46He's way out of your league.
00:04:48I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:04:52No, you've got it all wrong.
00:04:55Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:05:01Excuse me, do I know you?
00:05:04Uh, I don't think I do.
00:05:06Why don't you get out of here?
00:05:08All of me.
00:05:15The worst day ever.
00:05:23You okay?
00:05:24Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:05:26You know, I did just save you and I feel like I should get something in return.
00:05:29What do you think?
00:05:31What do you think?
00:05:32Asshole.
00:05:32You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that.
00:05:36Ah!
00:05:37Hey!
00:05:49Cute lights.
00:05:52Like a little teacher.
00:05:55Seth Astor is an absolute devil.
00:06:00Faithy!
00:06:01Oh my god, your underwear is showing.
00:06:03What?
00:06:03Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time.
00:06:05Seth saw it!
00:06:08Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today.
00:06:10He is the most powerful man in the state.
00:06:13You have to behave, okay?
00:06:15Okay, mom.
00:06:16Come on.
00:06:27Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace.
00:06:31Go on, Phoebe.
00:06:32Walk on the door.
00:06:34Say hi to your stepfather.
00:06:58Hey, step sis.
00:07:00You've gotta be kidding me.
00:07:01The devil is my stepbrother?
00:07:08What's the hell?
00:07:09Did I go say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:07:12It's not very polite.
00:07:13I see.
00:07:15All my life I knew she's my baby.
00:07:18I can't hide it making me crazy.
00:07:22Sometimes I close my eyes and dream about when we met in 17.
00:07:30Stay away from me.
00:07:32Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:07:35Top jerk!
00:07:36You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:07:39He's got the manners of a prince, and you?
00:07:41You're just some cocky devil.
00:07:44Now give me my letter back.
00:07:46If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back, kitty cat?
00:07:52You've got some nerve.
00:07:58Fine.
00:07:59I'll get it myself.
00:08:04Which piece of advice?
00:08:06I've got it.
00:08:07Don't you ever touch my stuff?
00:08:11Or what?
00:08:13What?
00:08:13Hey!
00:08:14Ah!
00:08:15Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
00:08:21Help!
00:08:22Help!
00:08:23I can't do it!
00:08:24I can't do it!
00:08:25Help me!
00:08:27Oh man!
00:08:28Shut up!
00:08:29Help me!
00:08:32Hey!
00:08:35Get off me!
00:08:36No!
00:08:36I can't do it!
00:08:36No!
00:08:36Get off!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37Get off!
00:08:38You know, you did that to yourself.
00:08:39No!
00:08:39Just give me, give me, or I would have...
00:08:42Yeah?
00:08:42Or what?
00:08:44Are you gonna bite me again?
00:08:49Stop biting me, kitty cat!
00:08:51You asked for it!
00:08:52What?
00:08:53Help!
00:08:56Help!
00:08:58Help!
00:08:58Help!
00:08:59Help!
00:09:02Help!
00:09:02I can't do it!
00:09:03Help!
00:09:04Help!
00:09:04Help!
00:09:04Vicky, what are you doing?
00:09:06Help me!
00:09:07Get up!
00:09:08Help me!
00:09:08What's going on?
00:09:10Help!
00:09:11Mom!
00:09:12Mr. Astor!
00:09:15I mean...
00:09:15Uh, Fifi can't swim.
00:09:16She fell in and I was, uh, saving her.
00:09:19But now we're just playing, right?
00:09:20Yeah, look it!
00:09:21See?
00:09:22Uh-huh!
00:09:23He's right!
00:09:24Yeah, he's right!
00:09:26Here!
00:09:26Let's look at them.
00:09:27Just like brother and sister.
00:09:29I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:09:33Thank God.
00:09:35I knew they'd get along.
00:09:37Just like us.
00:09:38Mm-hmm.
00:09:39Maybe we should get in with them as well.
00:09:44Maybe we should go join them.
00:09:46Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
00:09:50She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
00:09:53I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:10:02Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sofia to our family.
00:10:13Thank you, Mr. Astor.
00:10:15Oh, just call me Jacob now.
00:10:17We're family.
00:10:21Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:10:25If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:10:27She wins scholarships every year.
00:10:30Wow.
00:10:31She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:10:37How's that?
00:10:39Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:10:48No.
00:10:49That's my fantasy.
00:10:50He's not gonna show it to them.
00:10:52Stop it!
00:10:54Fifi!
00:10:55Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:10:58Why are you acting so rude?
00:11:00I'm sorry.
00:11:01I didn't.
00:11:15Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and uh...
00:11:18Thank you, stepbrother.
00:11:20I can do it myself.
00:11:22This annoying devil.
00:11:24I have to get my letter back tonight.
00:11:53Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:12:06Ew!
00:12:07That's gross!
00:12:15What a waste.
00:12:17A devil with the face of an angel.
00:12:20Maybe under his pillow?
00:12:24Nah.
00:12:25Maybe it's behind him?
00:12:34Uh, this is awkward.
00:12:36I hid your letter in my underwear.
00:12:39What?
00:12:41No, no, pervert!
00:12:44So what you're telling me that you're sneaking in my room until 12 o'clock at night?
00:12:47Just for the letter?
00:12:49You're expecting me to believe that, you know, I think that there's uh...
00:12:52Something else?
00:12:53No.
00:12:53There's not.
00:12:54I'm not interested.
00:12:55Just give me back my letter.
00:12:59I believe you uh, start writing this uh, smud or pornography, you know.
00:13:03Shut up!
00:13:03It's none of your business!
00:13:05Give it to me!
00:13:05Give it to me!
00:13:06Don't!
00:13:08You wanna wake up mommy and daddy, do you?
00:13:11You know, I read this.
00:13:13Very interesting stuff.
00:13:14You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little uh, inexperienced about the whole thing.
00:13:20Tell me Phoebe.
00:13:21Are you a virgin?
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:29Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:13:30I have no experience.
00:13:32Happy now?
00:13:34I'm not like you.
00:13:35I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:13:48I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel, but I messed it up.
00:13:54I didn't give him my love letter, I gave you my dumb horn.
00:13:58You must think biggest joke effort.
00:14:07You want your letter back?
00:14:08Yes.
00:14:09Alright, well then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:14:12Let me guess.
00:14:14You want me to be your servant or something?
00:14:24But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:14:26That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything that I say.
00:14:31Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
00:14:34Fine.
00:14:36But I need it in writing.
00:14:38Signed.
00:14:40You know, I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that, so I had something written up.
00:14:48Personal assistant agreement.
00:14:50Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:14:52In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:14:56Sign here.
00:14:57You sign it first.
00:15:01Done.
00:15:01That's a unique guess.
00:15:03Wasn't complimenting you.
00:15:08Alright, it's official.
00:15:10Starting tomorrow, you are mine.
00:15:12You're my assistant.
00:15:13Congratulations.
00:15:15It's a pleasure doing business with it.
00:15:19See you for your first day tomorrow.
00:15:29Get out of the way, devil!
00:15:31Where you going?
00:15:33School?
00:15:34Where else would I be going?
00:15:36Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:15:38Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:15:40Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
00:15:43You're trouble reincarnated.
00:15:44Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
00:15:46And I just want you to be invisible, okay?
00:15:48Okay.
00:15:51Okay.
00:15:51No, wait, wait!
00:15:55You're gonna love this.
00:15:57I'm gonna love it, I'm gonna love it, I'm gonna love it.
00:15:58Well, as your step-brother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:16:02It's just us out here.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04You can drop the whole fake brother act!
00:16:06Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:16:08I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling.
00:16:13See what I mean?
00:16:13Have fun, kids!
00:16:15Be careful now!
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:19Alright.
00:16:22You ready?
00:16:23No, no.
00:16:24You got it.
00:16:27Seth Astor, slow down!
00:16:34Relax, you're safe with me!
00:16:37I don't know why I really like that.
00:16:42Stupid idiot!
00:16:44Is that dork, Phoebe, getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:16:48That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:16:51She wants attention?
00:16:52Fine.
00:16:53I got it.
00:16:54Let's make sure she gets it.
00:17:04Conrad, hi.
00:17:20Take my shirt.
00:17:26Well, well.
00:17:27Brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
00:17:32No.
00:17:33I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:17:36I have to explain everything to him.
00:17:40Hey.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Hey.
00:17:43Well, that was so simple.
00:17:44You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:17:46I have a wiblinger.
00:17:48Don't forget.
00:17:49This is howbre
00:17:49of Kate.
00:17:50Look how's すみ?
00:18:10You're gentle, thy.
00:18:11Give me a bite.
00:18:12Come on, give me a bite!
00:18:15That slut.
00:18:17Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:18:19She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:18:22Now she's all over Seth.
00:18:24Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:18:27Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:18:29Be nice to her once, if she claims to you.
00:18:31I guess so.
00:18:36Hey, Conrad.
00:18:37You want a water?
00:18:39Thanks, Phoebe.
00:18:40Um, Conrad, about last night.
00:18:43I, I, I just wanted to...
00:18:46All right, you want to give me that ball?
00:18:56Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:19:02Both.
00:19:06You know, my assistant only has one job.
00:19:08Keeping her honest, part of me.
00:19:11You are such a control freak.
00:19:13I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day.
00:19:18Hey, you know what?
00:19:20Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
00:19:23Anytime, anywhere.
00:19:24The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:19:27Yeah, why don't you give me a try?
00:19:28No.
00:19:30Watch out!
00:19:38Oh my god.
00:19:40That devil stole my first kiss.
00:19:59You know, the little kid.
00:20:05That devil so you don't to tell me what you want to say to me.
00:20:15Because now we're left alone.
00:20:16No, no, no, no.
00:20:16You know, do you want to say it's、 you know.
00:20:16You know, don't you want to tell me.
00:20:18The devilali.
00:20:18And there's a terrible feeling, you know.
00:20:18I'm a big fan, but it's a bad man.
00:20:19You know, the devil, but it ain't good.
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