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01:00ما هيه بج środكم الع طالب quotid الميز Orjah
01:04وربكهLo Cow Evetه
01:05يقول الآن الغ tent 1989 تسرع
01:07المف genere لقدlardan المف orgون سيما من
01:11المفترض أن تسرع المفترض ألس فقط
01:13فلم آخر فعين فعين
01:18فعين
01:20يلسل
01:26لتوات
01:27كذبح
01:28فأنا قلت سيكون هذا القرارس المقالية
01:30لا شيء أكثر.
01:31إن شخص يجب أن يكون أكثر من جيدا
01:33يجد أن يكون شخص بسكين
01:36لماذا لا يمتلك عني؟
01:37لأنه مقاليا مقاليا
01:38لأنه مقاليا!
01:40مفرسي قاتل
01:41هذا جيد مقاليا
01:42لحيث مقاليا
01:47فيما يصدر من الماضي الاجتماعي
01:50يمكنني من فتاح أين الحكومة
01:52لزالك أيضاً يلي Laser
01:54سيقضي بجربي
01:55هذا ما يفضل
01:55حقوتي
01:56الأجائل
01:56تحديم
01:56فقط يعني أنك تزيل
01:57عميًا
01:59بالإجهذه
02:00دائماً
02:01احتيت
02:03مما عليك
02:11اطلاعيي الناحي
02:14الآن
02:14العظيم عن أسالي
02:15لا أعتقد أن أفصلنا للجميع
02:16كل لأننا
02:18كرة
02:19تمام that
02:20كه جlüير
02:20Этот جنبش
02:26رب أني
02:28قريبا?
02:28إسميه يبني سوطة
02:30انه مزاركي
02:32إنه سوطة
02:34لا يقول ظل
02:35انه شيء صوحق على منا
02:37لماذا بذلك
02:37اشتركوا لتحق الأمام
02:39أمان هكذا
02:39إمان موقع الروحيات
02:40هكذا يثيرين
02:41دعون يشيييك
02:41موازنجся
02:42موازنج خطفي
02:48يس
02:49لطفق
02:58I'll take him to the tailor's...
02:59...or hopefully Alphonse will be able to fix him.
03:02OK, I'm sorry.
03:03It was an accident.
03:04How long is this going to go on for, Richard?
03:06Eh?
03:07You skulking about the house in secret.
03:10I mean honestly...
03:11...so what?
03:11You got sacked?
03:12I didn't get sacked.
03:14Me and the producers mutually agreed that my character would best serve the story by...
03:19...not being a part of it.
03:20I mean, you're still a young man.
03:21I'm 39.
03:22Oh come on, you've got all your own hair!
03:24You love a smile!
03:25cargo
03:27يالعين
03:27السلطة
03:29لحنها
03:35وقت بحث
03:44عليها
03:45لماذا لا يتجنس لحديك بحدي لذلك؟
03:49لأنني سنحلتها تفعلها لذلك وتفعلها من اذا أنت ذلك؟
03:54ما شخص عملي؟
03:54تبني علمي محبي إلا قلت частها.
03:57مانعين کی للحديث في هذا المصدقين.
03:58لدينا صذرات آجين تفقد بحديث عندي قد بسيارة المنزلل.
04:01وقد عملها بحديث عندي؟
04:05لن يتقبلت تفقد من اليوم؟
04:06عليهاحتم بحديث عن خدام المذيوب.
04:07أنا بعض الأسلسل القديم songبل
04:09كل شيء يجب أن أتبع المساعدة العامة
04:11وأن أكون مفتاحاً على الفرص والمكس حينيها
04:16أم لن أتحرك من السفر
04:17إنه السفر والمكس في بعض الأعباء
04:18لأيش دائم إلى السفرات الإخوة لأيكم في القناة
04:20ماذا فور؟
04:22ماذا فور؟
04:23ماذا؟
04:23الحلوطة المساعدة للحسر
04:24للتعامل لنزلنا العصب مجرد
04:28وانتون نفعه لهم أي تغلب الأشخاص
04:30لماذا أردنا أن يقوم بسرحة
04:33سنة
04:34سيدة
04:37لا يجب أن تجلب الصحيح
04:37أسرى يا سيد
04:37كنت
04:41لست سيجب عليك التحرك الهوز
04:43لحياة للمسيح
04:44لذي
04:45سيارة
04:49تحسل
04:50تحسل
04:50سيكون فعل
04:51لبنى للمسيح
04:53لست أصدقى مجزد
04:55لا يجب أن تحسل
04:57لا يجب أن تحسل
04:57لا يجب أن تحسل
04:58تحسلت أمي
04:58لذلك
04:59هذا هو الإعجاب
05:00سيارة
05:01شكرا
05:01باللعب بحدي بشكل آخر
05:04م urgingني للوحفق يخبر من المنزل الأسلحيات
05:07من المحلات، المحتمل ليس مرتفع بحديث
05:09تأخوة تحرين الآن، بمعز خرافة تنامي
06:21ملحنًا
06:23امتذر موضوع من فرقصة
06:24فتح تقوم معه
06:26أين شلعًا
06:27شلعًا؟
06:28ملحنًا؟
06:29ملحنًا؟
06:29تحيينًا
06:30شلعًا
06:32ملحنًا
06:33هناك
06:37شلعًا
06:47شلعًا
06:48ملحنًا
06:48ملحنًا
06:49ملحنًا
06:49إليها واحدة.
06:51وقو upon euch الحظة إلى الداخل.
06:53ماذا في التصوير؟
06:55ونوان.
06:57قبل أن أغلب منا.
07:01وأم عميزة المروحات ہتم عملتها للكتبه في مدى
07:05جيدة
07:06ما هي تباتي مكدرنة؟
07:07ماذا هي تبدأ قريبا؟
07:09وه وهد ما، وكما يسمحه بالمتجمل.
07:12مهلا.
07:13مجرسة كجيبت حسينيه؟
07:16ما عليك رشتبه؟
07:17٢ لذلك.
07:18إنه جميع رائعي بشكل جميع معين وضعه
07:22لذا أستطيع رائعاً
07:24سيحصل هناك أي سيئة شخصية في هذا المشكل؟
07:28حسناً للمسي
07:30هذا المنزل
07:32من هذا المنزل
07:32بالنسبة العلمية
07:34ويسوك بانتظارة في عالم
07:37منذ ذلك هو وإنه يكون السكين بحرارة
07:45إذا سيكون رائعاً
07:47سيكون محظة
07:49ترجمة من في شكراً
07:51رائعاً سيقوم بيش
07:56محظة سيكون محظة
07:57هل يمكنني سيارة؟
08:00بلطاني
08:01بلطاني
08:03ولكنه ينحن لا يسانى من النار
08:05اوه سيارة الموري
08:06وهذا ما يلحوه
08:07ولكن أعتقد أنه يحب بشكل مباشرة
08:11لذلك سألت تحديث
08:14شكرا
08:15شكرا
08:16شكرا لك
08:17شكرا لك
08:18شكرا لك
08:19شكرا لك
08:36شكرا لك
08:37نعم
08:38لن تكون متعدة.
08:39حال تعالي حالي حسلي؟
08:41حالي حالي ، صحيح سنlessly على منضج قبل أن تحضير مرة فلقم!
08:59مرحبا سيطر من المرجحة!
09:03احسن!
09:04كيف كنت أحسن أنه مرة؟
09:05مرحبا سيطر كذلك؟
09:06هؤلاء همكن؟
09:07كم ساخته سانيا
09:10وجم سمت صفت بحيد خوانع سانيا
09:13مانينتا بحيدة
09:14مانينة حد أحد نعيدي
09:15لديه شجل خوانع وبدء من هنا
09:16ولكن ما تم رديد انظر
09:18من قبل سانيا
09:20انت خوانع دخل
09:23هل لقد سارت داخل
09:23كانت انت محجات
09:26سوبر
09:27هل هناك بعدها؟
09:34مطعبه لا أمور، فقط أعلم هناك
09:37هنجزوا معنا
09:46وفففا
09:47أمور سيد
09:48سيد
09:48سيد
09:50سيد
09:50في الطعام
09:52حرائس
09:53سينار
09:54نحن لحظة
09:55المقارب
09:55عم
09:57سيد
09:58سيد
09:59لك
10:00إن كانت
10:01لذلك
10:01وعالي
10:01لذلك
10:02أبلغ تلك حرارة عبر جميع عبر تستطيع قصة
10:06فلن تقول إن ربما تسجسس.
10:08فلن تقول إنه وفده بكثرة
10:09كما شارفة باستخفرة حول مجددا
10:14فلن تقول لنا.
10:16لا أستطيع أنسان وينتعوني
10:18أحسن من المعروفات المنواطنة
10:19بسببها قدرة
10:19عمانيبت إنسان
10:21سمع هم ليس لديه ترميت
10:22كثيراً سمع
10:22أحسن من تشبه
10:24إنني أحسن من التحقظ
10:26فلن تقول إنني أحسن
10:27الرحلة
10:28Well, as you can see
10:29I'm thriving
10:30I pay £28 a year
10:32to sit here
10:32drink wine
10:34enjoy the view
10:35so you tell me
10:37who's winning
10:38I think you'll find
10:40that's me
10:41Would you care
10:42to join me
10:42for a glass
10:43of Chateauneuf de Pap
10:45Well, like
10:46when you asked me that
10:47at school
10:48it's a little early
10:49for me
10:50Careth
10:52you'll be at the
10:53town hall tonight
10:53I presume
10:54Oh yes, yes
10:55we'll be there
10:56in force
10:57لقد اشياء الرجلس التجوزيّيّة وقد سيديه استطاع كيف يكون جيدا
11:03سبع فإنه
11:03حسنًا محاولا بأنه حديث
11:06حسنًا لقدرأت تحصل على جيد
11:08أي قليل
11:17انتقل ماذا يكف
11:18رحيط
11:18إنها قليلا
11:18Șمي تدفع للمنزل
11:20وأبقا لنفسك
11:20هناك
11:21شوى مهما تحت المنزل
11:25يجبب أفضحك
11:26أفضحك
11:28أفقدك
11:29يجب أن تشفوك
11:30يجب أن تكونحيتي
11:31فالما
11:33يساعدك منه يساعدك
11:35مهة مهة وهذا
11:38مهة
11:38أفضحك
11:38أفضحك
11:38أفضحك
11:39هذا لا ي Rio أنت
11:45لأفضحك
11:53علمك ون
11:56TONIGHTła!
11:56م அ?
11:56مkanون بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن بن guys
11:59we are updating the list of
12:00words and phrases tonight
12:15موسيقى
12:21احبتك يا تيلي
12:23موسيقى
12:24احبتك
12:25احبتك
12:26موسيقى
12:27موسيقى
12:28موسيقى
12:29موسيقى
12:30موسيقى
12:30موسيقى
12:31موسيقى
12:32ماذا؟
12:33ماذا؟
12:34هذا يجب أن تكون مزحة تحقيقه
12:36لحظة حقاً
12:36أنا أحضر بها حتى
12:38لحظة طويلة
12:39فقط
12:40هل تعلم أنه لنه يجب أن تتعبع رجعه؟
12:44ماذا؟
12:45ماذا؟
12:45جميعاً؟
12:46جميعاً؟
12:47جميعاً؟
12:49لاحظة
12:50واي، فإنهم أحياناً أفضل المصدرات
12:52بحضل
12:53فعلاً
12:54فعلاً
12:55وكذلك؟
12:56لقد نقيتها
12:58ماذا؟
13:01تفضي ماذا تفضي؟
13:03بالنزدن
13:05بالنزدن
13:06كثيرا من
13:09شركتها chasing resultado من الامر
13:17تتعود فإنها من غدا جدا
13:20لفترها
13:21ماذا؟
13:23اذا
13:24ايه
13:25احسنها بشخصة
13:26أعتقد أنها مجددا في مجردها، أنا؟
13:32لا أردت أن تردت أن تجد المكان من الأرض
13:37أعطي أنني أقفتها
13:38فقط أستطيع أن أجد مكان هناك هناك هناك
13:45أعطيها
13:47حسنًا، أعطيها
13:48أعطيها، أعطيها
13:55أعطيها
13:56تجربت ترجمة الان
13:59ما يكبرت مرحلة
14:01نسل من البلال
14:04بأسنى تلك سيئة
14:06سيئة تحرير
14:09أحسنى تحرير موزايا
14:09مرحلة، سيئة
14:14مرحلة
14:15حسنى عليها
14:16مرحلة
14:19إلى مرشتكة مياركي
14:21مرشتكة أنت لقد كنت عددت
14:33أعطتك أنني أعتقد أنك
14:36أنا أحيانس
14:37بجأني الفتاح
14:38أمن السحنيني
14:39وقعها وحنا
14:42وضع وانتعا
14:44Heathري
14:44طيب مرشدا
14:45لتنتظر
14:46كنت أحيانس
14:46تغيير مراناً
14:47نعم
14:48ما ربي؟
14:48شعب
14:49يغير إلى ما رغبك
14:50ماذا ي pemسع البنور؟
14:50أنا طولني جمع الخورج
14:54ما رغبه زياده
14:55وماذا لو يقولون خطيراً
14:59جبه لا يستطيع المفيدة
15:11يحييييها
15:11لا ي 있으 checked
15:12ترجمة نانسي قنقر
15:14ترجمة نانسي قنقر
15:16ترجمة نانسي قنقر
15:19شكرا
15:24نحن نحن نتعلم
15:28سترتيت جيد
15:36هل ستبقاً بلاد؟
15:39إنه سلطان.
15:40أبحث.
15:41أبحث.
15:43فقط الآن؟
15:45أنت تفاهل الليل lattاء.
15:46لا يمكنني النظام بذهبين ذلك.
15:49ليه صدوى مقفلة.
15:49والدقي مقفلة في معلومة.
15:51من شبابين نمنادي.
16:01سم صاعدتك نخلطي.
16:04حسناك، حتى أبحث؟
16:06Well, the doctor thought he didn't really need the eye patch
16:10But Horace insisted
16:11So it was Mr Williams who was stealing your radishes
16:14Oh, I didn't mean to shoot him
16:16The air rifle must have been faulty
16:19Faulty towers
16:20Oh, I loved that
16:23Were you in that one, Richard?
16:25What?
16:25Shall we begin?
16:26I must say I thought there'd be a better turn out tonight
16:28Sorry, Horace
16:30My son was going to come
16:31But he's on holiday with his partner
16:33He's a personal trainer, Richard
16:34If ever you felt like pulling yourself together
16:37First point of order
16:38I think I should speak on our behalf tonight
16:41Really? Even with the eye patch?
16:43What's the matter, Richard?
16:45Worried you won't have top billing now
16:48I know these allotments
16:50I know their stories
16:52Take Glenna
16:53She took her stroke there
16:55Remember that, Glenna?
16:56Well, not really
16:57Because of the stroke
16:59You live alone
17:00If it had happened at home, you'd be dead
17:02Well, the doctor said it was only a small
17:05You'd be deceased, Glenna
17:07Oh, right
17:08One might even say
17:09It was a stroke of good luck
17:11I'd rather you didn't
17:12Okay
17:13Paul
17:14You were an addict
17:16Well, you're always an addict, Horace
17:18But, yes
17:19Since I took up the allotment two years ago
17:21I have been free of all drugs
17:24Oh, well done
17:35Right
17:37Whose round is it?
17:39I am one with the allotment
17:41I am the gentle breeze that blows through
17:43I am the morning dew on the lot
17:46Oh, I wondered who that was
17:48Well, I think
17:49She'd maybe still have a vote on it
17:51Would you still want to vote if you heard me say
17:54Daffodil that came before the swallowed deer
17:57And took the winds of barch with beauty
18:03Yeah, I think we should still have a vote
18:05It's the eye patch
18:07Yeah, yeah
18:08It's the eye patch for me
18:09Okay, so everyone who thinks that Horace should speak for us tonight
18:13Raise your hands
18:17Very well
18:18Who do you think should speak on our behalf?
18:21Well, I think it should be somebody who's not afraid of being on stage
18:27Who can maybe sort of, you know, learn their lines in a professional way
18:35Absolutely not
18:36Oh, come on, it's only for tonight
18:38You're a performer
18:40You're used to dealing with crowds
18:42Oh, I am a performer
18:44And you're a very good one, too
18:47Well, you know
18:47I've always said it's about finding the truth in whatever
18:51I know what you're doing
18:52And I'm not falling for it
18:53Oh, listen
18:54If you wouldn't do it for me
18:55Do it for your mother
18:55She made me promise to look after the place
18:58And she did say
18:59Try and get Richard to help if you can
19:02Well, it's funny how I was never pretty to these apparent conversations
19:06She said you'd say that
19:07Big schnapps, please, gin
19:10Always the understudy
19:12Never the starring role
19:15Good to have you back, Richard
19:23One lager and one double gin
19:26Lovely
19:26Dr. Sparrow
19:27I cannot wait for the new show to come out
19:30I've been learning Norwegian
19:33It's an English gin
19:34What?
19:35Oh, well, still looking forward to it
19:37And I think someone might be replacing Pylon Paul at number one on the Wall of Fame
19:42God rest his soul
19:45Well, no, he's not dead, love
19:48But he has learned his lesson
19:52Oh, completely converted the basement she has, Richard
19:55Who?
19:56The marriage counsellor
19:56Yeah, that's where she has her appointments
19:58She's actually booked us in for next week
20:01Thanks we have some deep-rooted, unresolved issues we need to work through
20:05And we only went in for a nosy
20:10That will be £12.45, please
20:13Including their pitch snaps
20:17Here you go
20:28Oh, you're back
20:33Someone told me if you're nervous about making a speech
20:37You should imagine the audience naked
20:40Never worked for me
20:42I remember looking at everybody during my husband's eulogy thinking
20:46You should be ashamed of yourself
20:48Turning up like that
20:51Where's your respect?
20:54Oh, oh my
20:55God, it's my Tim
20:56Tim, Tim
20:58Over here
20:59Everyone, my son's here
21:02Oh, here he is now
21:05Hi, Tim
21:06First name?
21:07Tim
21:08You're called Tim
21:08Sorry, I got confused
21:09What is your first name?
21:11Richard
21:12Hi, Richard
21:12What are you doing here?
21:14You're meant to be on holiday
21:15Bloody car broke down
21:17We had to get towed back from Inverness
21:18Still
21:19It means that I can be here with you now
21:21So where's your lovely lady?
21:24Oh, she's coming
21:24Oh, there she is
21:25Hi
21:27Hi, everyone
21:28Mr. Britch
21:29So did Richard get back okay?
21:31Well, he's scurried under the table quick enough
21:38Hi, Richard
21:44Hi, Emily
21:45I'm just under the table at the moment
21:47Hey, dude
21:48Are you okay?
21:49Hi
21:49Yeah, I was just saying to Emily
21:51I'm just under the table at the moment
21:53Cool
21:55So are you two, um
21:56Yeah
21:58Great
21:59That's great to hear
22:01That's us, uh
22:02That's us going in now, son
22:04Okay, I'm just going to have a minute here
22:06So
22:07Do you want us to just leave you here?
22:09If you wouldn't mind
22:26It shouldn't be too much longer now
22:29Maybe we should reschedule
22:30No need
22:31I am fully prepared
22:33You can just speak from the floor, sir
22:36Well, I'm up here now
22:38We must take the current as it serves
22:41Or lose our ventures
22:43Oh, that's him
22:44Here he's there
22:45That's him
22:45He's here now
22:46That's him
22:46Why do I even bother?
22:49Absolute waste of time
22:50Break your legs
22:54Um
22:55Sorry, everyone
22:56Sorry, everyone
23:00Uh
23:01Okay, uh
23:02We are here
23:03To ask you
23:05Nay, demand
23:06Well, ask
23:07Let's ask
23:08First
23:09That you
23:10Don't chuck us
23:11Off the land
23:12I don't know what you've got planned for it
23:14A big waitrose
23:14A big waitrose?
23:15Seriously, is that
23:16That is fan
23:16That's not on
23:18That is not on
23:19We're not going to stand for that
23:21You just take your
23:23Waitrose
23:23And your extensive dip selection
23:25And you take that elsewhere
23:26Okay?
23:27I mean
23:27Look, all we're here to do
23:29Is to ask you
23:30Really to agree
23:31To give us more time
23:32Before making any decisions
23:33Okay?
23:35These allotments
23:36They mean a lot
23:36To people
23:37Uh
23:38To me
23:39To the town
23:40I mean
23:41I'm from the town
23:42I'm from
23:43Forest
23:44You know
23:45As much as I fight against it
23:46I am
23:48From Forest
23:49Ich bin ein
23:51Forest, sir
23:51Yeah
23:53Yeah, we're all
23:54Foresters
23:55Yeah
23:55Yeah
23:56Yeah
23:57I mean
23:58My mum was from Forest
24:00Your mum was from Forest
24:01Your mum was from Forest
24:02And your mum was from
24:04Forest
24:05Forest
24:06Yeah
24:06I don't know why I paused it
24:08The point is
24:09We are Forest
24:10And for you to build a waitrose
24:12You're going to have to
24:12Go through us first
24:14Yeah
24:14Yeah
24:15Man
24:20And
24:21I never went to Norway
24:25Well I did
24:26But I got fired
24:28Sorry for not telling you
24:31Jen
24:31I'm sorry
24:32Do you have a little bit of a shock?
24:42Alright, Richie
24:43Alright, Dixie
24:44Do you want some radishes?
24:45Uh
24:46Nah, I'm alright
24:47I don't even know why I nicked them
24:48To be honest
24:50See you in a bit, Nick
24:52See you later
24:56Hey, yo
25:01Why didn't you just tell me?
25:05I think I can cope with everyone else thinking I'm a failure
25:09Just not you
25:12I don't think you're a failure, Richard
25:15I mean, I think you're weird
25:18That's a fair comment
25:19That's what I've always liked about you
25:24So
25:26Tim
25:27Yeah
25:29Well, I thought you weren't coming back
25:34Sorry I didn't say anything
25:39Well, I better go
25:42See you around
25:44Now that you're not hiding from me
25:46Look, I'm
25:47I'm really sorry
25:54Hello
25:55Hey
25:57A few of us are heading to the beastie
25:59Just me, Horace, Paul
26:03And Beth
26:06Well, you better get going then
26:07Okay
26:09You wouldn't mind taking Percy back home with you, would you?
26:12Ugh, seriously?
26:14Okay
26:15Fine
26:16Thanks, son
26:17I'll see you back at the house
26:18See you back at the house
26:23Here we go
26:34Looks like it's just me and you then, mate
26:40You broke him again
26:43Dad, why have you sent me a petition to stop people feeding bread to the ducks in the park?
26:49Oh, and why are you peeing with the door open again?
26:52Oh, more than that
26:53How many times have I told you you just closed the door?
26:56What did you say?
26:56Face the front
26:57Well, I was facing the front until you started yabbering at me
27:04See how easy that is?
27:06Eh?
27:10Did you get the petition I forwarded to you about feeding the ducks bread?
27:15It has no nutritional value whatsoever
27:20Eh?
27:26Hey James, it's a long one, this
27:34So I suppose you know where the only working phone charger is?
27:37I'm on 5%
27:38Oh, I lent it to Beth
27:39You lent it to Beth?
27:40Yes
27:41Should you need a phone charger?
27:42I need a phone charger
27:43Well, you'll have to call Beth
27:44Oh
27:46What day is it today?
27:47Monday
27:48Monday
27:49Monday
27:50This Monday
27:50Yes, Dad
27:51Today is this Monday
27:53You will be looking forward to your birthday on Saturday, eh?
27:58I booked a wee table at the New Italian
28:01I told them on the phone I'd be having the lasagna
28:04Well, you'll be eating alone, I'm afraid
28:05Eh?
28:06Well, I just don't feel like there's much worth celebrating in my life right now
28:09What do you mean?
28:10What do you mean?
28:11What do I mean?
28:12This isn't how I saw my life at 40
28:14Living at home in Forest with my dad
28:16Sleeping on the sofa bed in my childhood bedroom
28:21Plus, Emily's with Tim now
28:23I mean, what's he seeing in him?
28:25What's he got that I don't?
28:26Well, he's got a house
28:27He's got a car
28:28He runs his own business
28:29And of course, we've already mentioned he's got Emily
28:33But I mean, a part of that
28:34I just thought by 40 I'd be
28:37Living in my terraced house in Notting Hill with my wife
28:40And maybe a little Richard running around
28:42The singer?
28:43Kids
28:44Oh, right, right, right
28:48Sally!
28:49Hi!
28:49No, I'm telling you, the smell is still here
28:52Sally?
28:53Well, I don't know what it is
28:54Do I, Pippa?
28:54I'm not a cleaner
28:55You're my assistant
28:56You work it out
28:57And do it somewhere else, please
28:59I have to call Richard Pritchard
29:00No, you have called me, Sally
29:02It's Richard
29:04Oh, God knows
29:05I mean, I don't know why I'm bothered
29:06There's never any offers for him
29:07To be honest, I've stopped putting his name forward for things
29:10Oh, the director mentioned me by name?
29:14Yes, maybe the smell is his career dying
29:16Ah, that's very good, Pippa
29:17Okay, let's get this over with
29:21Uh, thanks, Ali
29:23No, you take care
29:26Good news, eh?
29:41Hi, I'm Tim Village
29:43And I coach men to unlock their true potential
29:46I truly believe that what starts in the gym
29:48Ends with you nailing that presentation in the boardroom
29:51And getting the confidence to ask out that girl of your dreams
29:54Or boy, if you
29:56So give me a follow
29:57If you want me to help transform your life
29:59Because it takes more than a village
30:02Tim Village
30:05Oh, God, I followed him
30:07Oh, no, no
30:09Unfollow
30:10Unfollow
30:11No
30:16Why?
30:35You alright?
30:38Do you know, I really believed I was going to be a successful and respected actor
30:45What am I going to do with that? I'm completely broke
30:49Well
30:51Maybe you could get yourself a real job
30:54Exactly
30:56There's nothing I can do
31:00Listen, son, if I've learnt anything over this past year
31:03It's that feeling sorry for yourself doesn't change anything
31:08What you need is a wee part-time gig
31:10You know, something to tidy over
31:13Ian and Jen, they're looking for some help with the beastie
31:16I'll be humiliating
31:18My face is on the wall of fame
31:20Yeah
31:21You could maybe ask them and take your picture down
31:24Are you kidding me?
31:24That's all I've got to show for my career
31:27Well
31:28Just think of it as a wee diversion, maybe
31:30On the way to better things
31:31Look at that Robert De Niro fella
31:33He drove a taxi
31:36Aye, whilst researching taxi driver for which he won an Oscar
31:41Well, what about that other boy
31:42The left-footed boy
31:43Played the Guilford Four
31:44The president with a funny chin
31:47Daniel D. Lewis
31:48Aye, that's him
31:49He did lots of other things
31:51He was a cobbler
31:54I suppose when you look at it like that
31:56I mean, I'm not comparing myself to Daniel D. Lewis
31:58Very wise
32:00It wouldn't be like I was actually working there
32:03It'd be more like a
32:05What's it called?
32:06A sabbatical
32:08You know, mixing with the salt of the earth
32:11Filling up my inspiration cup
32:13I would think of it more along the lines of
32:15Filling up your bank account, maybe
32:18Yeah, I do feel bad about not paying rent here
32:21No, no, honestly
32:22I've been here for a while now
32:23And I want to contribute
32:25So don't argue
32:27Okay
32:31Maybe argue a wee bit if you
32:33Drink your tea before it gets cold
32:39Can I just say
32:40What an honour it is for you to even consider
32:42The Beastie as your potential employer
32:44Don't mention it
32:46What would the shift pattern be?
32:49Shift pattern?
32:50What a lovely turn of phrase, Richard
32:53Well, right now it would be Tuesday and Thursdays
32:56So that Jen and I can have our date night
32:58Our marriage counsellor's idea
33:00She said we should introduce date nights to our marriage day
33:03Give us a break from the norm
33:04So I'd be by myself behind the bar?
33:06Yeah, but we'd just be at one of those tables over there
33:09Oh, you're having your date nights here?
33:11Best pub in Forest
33:12Well, where else would we go?
33:14Right, fair comment
33:16So
33:16Oh
33:17Do you have any previous bar experience?
33:19No
33:21Not to worry
33:22Next question
33:22Tell me
33:23What do you see here?
33:26Just say what you see
33:27A moth?
33:28Funny looking moth
33:30No
33:30We were looking for Satan himself
33:32Well, it's interpretive, isn't it?
33:35So
33:35Say during your shift
33:36The pub catches fire
33:38Now
33:39You only have time to save one of us
33:41So who do you save?
33:42Come on
33:43That's a bit difficult
33:44It's just a bit of fun
33:45Yeah, there's no right or wrong answer
33:47I'll make it easy for you
33:48I'm lying right by the door
33:50Er, okay
33:51And where's Jen?
33:52She's in the cellar
33:53Trapped under a crate of Schweppes
33:55Er, right
33:56Well, in that case
33:58Er, I'd save you, Ian
34:01Because you're by the door
34:04What about Jen?
34:06Er, well
34:08I know
34:09But I just thought
34:09You're burned to a crisp, Richard
34:11I know, but
34:12No, it's fine
34:14I just didn't realise
34:15You felt that way about me
34:16Oh, my love
34:16No, if you'll excuse me
34:17I'm sorry, Jen
34:18No, I don't
34:18I don't
34:19I don't
34:19I don't
34:19I don't
34:20I don't
34:39But I work here
34:40So you leave
34:41Er, yes, sir
34:46What can I get you?
34:56Who are you texting?
34:57Not that it's any of your business
34:59But I'm asking Beth
35:00If she'd like to come to dinner
35:01On a Saturday
35:02If you're adamant
35:04About being the right misery gut
35:05I am
35:07Well, could you turn off the sounds at least
35:11Eh?
35:12The ketones
35:14The sounds of the letters
35:16The noise you were just making
35:19Right
35:21Just press the button on your phone
35:23What, on this phone?
35:24Yes, that phone
35:27Can you hear that?
35:28Hear what?
35:29Ah
35:30Nice
35:34Keytones silenced
35:36Try to concentrate over here
35:37It's alright with you
35:38I'll just finish texting Beth
35:40Is that alright?
35:40Mm-hmm
35:42How do I get an aubergine emoji?
35:45Why?
35:46Because I want to tell her
35:47What I'm going to grow
35:48In my new greenhouse
35:50Oh
36:00Morning
36:01Unbelievable
36:09Hi, just I'm looking for some part-time work
36:13Is it?
36:13Oh
36:14No
36:27Hi there, just coming with you
36:28That's in here
36:29That's in my
36:30Right, okay
36:30Right, okay
36:43I think I might need some WD-40
36:45Hi, how are you doing?
36:47I was just wondering if I could
36:48Fine, thanks
36:50Good
36:51Yeah, I was just wondering if I could
36:54Hand this in to someone
36:55Get the manager
36:56Great, thank you
37:01Hi
37:02You're here for the job?
37:04Hi
37:05Erm, yeah
37:07Yeah, I wasn't sure if you were hiring
37:08Because there's a closing down
37:10Sales sign in the window
37:11But
37:11Oh, yeah
37:11It always says that
37:12Draws people in
37:14I can do an interview now
37:15If you have time
37:16Erm, yeah
37:17Yeah
37:19Wait
37:20Do I recognise you?
37:21No
37:22Well, I
37:23I mean
37:24I was on a TV show
37:26On Detective Manners
37:27It was a bit of a Sunday night staple
37:29You're the guy from the bed shop
37:30Also, we might have met once
37:31In a bed shop
37:32Do you and your dad just
37:33Follow me around
37:34From job to job?
37:35Well, I think the question is
37:36Why can you not hold down a job?
37:39Yeah, your question was better
37:41Annoyingly
37:42We are very short staffed
37:43At the minute
37:44Are you outdoorsy
37:46At all?
37:47Outdoorsy?
37:47I can't
37:48Big time
37:49You know, when I'm not
37:50Indoors
37:51I tend to be
37:52Outdoors
37:56Please, I really need this
37:58I won't let you down
37:59I promise
38:03You do a probationary period
38:05For the rest of the week
38:06And take it from there
38:07Seriously
38:09Thank you
38:10What's your name?
38:11Richard
38:12We already have a Richard
38:14Hi
38:15You'll have to be Richard too
38:16Richard, you're Richard 1
38:17Cool
38:18Any questions?
38:19Can I be Richard 1?
38:20No
38:20Then no
38:21No further questions
38:46Richard?
38:47Oh
38:48Hi
38:49Just getting some
38:50reps in
38:52Wow
38:53So first you follow me on the socials
38:54And now you're here for a consultation
38:56Oh yeah, no
38:57It's not that
38:57It's just
38:57Please
38:58Sit
39:02So
39:05Oh
39:05Um
39:07Yeah
39:07Yeah
39:08I'd
39:09Like to get in
39:10Shape
39:10Hmm
39:12I guess I'm interested
39:13Richard
39:13Can I call you Richard?
39:14Yes, my name
39:15I guess I'm interested
39:16Richard
39:16And the first time you looked in the mirror
39:18And thought
39:18Hey
39:19Who is that guy
39:20Staring back at me
39:22That's not the Richard I know
39:23Well there was this one time
39:24I got lost in the hall of mirrors
39:25What I'm trying to get at is
39:27Emotionally
39:28Where are you at man?
39:29Uh
39:30I don't know
39:33Living at home with my dad
39:34Which is tough
39:35He started peeing with the door open
39:37Which isn't great
39:38Uh
39:39Oh can I just
39:40Check something about the
39:41Trainer
39:42Person in gym
39:43Confidentiality deal
39:44Oh
39:44Um
39:45Wait
39:45This is a safe space
39:46Cool
39:46Okay
39:47So
39:47You're living at home with your dad
39:48He's urinating publicly
39:49Continue
39:50Well I'm only there
39:51Because
39:51I lost my job
39:53Well it's not the only reason
39:54I was a bit worried about him
39:55After we lost my mum
39:56When did you lose your mum?
39:58Um
39:59Two and a bit years ago
40:00Okay
40:00Let's just pause there
40:06What was she called?
40:08Jean
40:08Jean
40:09She sounds incredible
40:11I lost my dad last year
40:13His name was Douglas
40:15You see Richard
40:16We can only experience grief
40:18If first
40:19We experience love
40:21Yeah I think of a coaster
40:22That says roughly the same thing
40:23The thing is Richard
40:24How do we
40:25Move
40:26Forward
40:27From that
40:28Because
40:29All we've got
40:30Is the future
40:33What about the present?
40:35It's already in the past
40:38What about now?
40:39It's gone
40:40Right
40:41No
40:42It's gone
40:43No
40:43It's gone again
40:44Yeah no I see what you're saying
40:45What about
40:45Like no
40:46There is no now
40:46It's just past
40:47But that's the point I'm trying to make
40:49So that's gone too
40:50Yeah it's gone I'm afraid
40:51Actually I meant to ask
40:53How on earth did you and Emily meet?
40:56Well it's a very funny story actually
40:57Um
40:58We met in a supermarket
41:02That's the end of the story
41:03Yeah it's the end of it
41:04She's a great gal
41:05Yeah she really is
41:06Yeah and you know what
41:08You my friend
41:08Are in luck
41:09Because I actually
41:10Have had a client drop out
41:11So I do have a space
41:12On my transformation program
41:14Okay
41:16To be honest
41:17Tim
41:18If I can call you that
41:18Please
41:19Money
41:20It's a bit tight at the moment
41:21Okay
41:22Well
41:22Well I put it to you Richard
41:24How much is it costing you
41:26To stay the same
41:27Well actually that's free
41:29Okay look look
41:30You're a friend of Emily's
41:31And um
41:32I'm a big fan of hers
41:33Obviously
41:34So how about we just
41:36Pro bono
41:37Whilst you get yourself
41:37Back on your feet
41:39What's stopping you now?
41:41I wish I knew
41:44Welcome
41:51Happy birthday to you
41:54Happy birthday to you
41:57Happy birthday dear Richard
42:00Happy birthday to you
42:04Thanks
42:05Hip hip
42:05Hooray
42:07Hip hip
42:07These are getting a bit soggy now
42:09Hip hip
42:09Hooray that's fine for now
42:11Alright well
42:12Please yourself
42:13There you go
42:20Thanks Dad
42:21Genuinely
42:22Now
42:24About the rent we talked about
42:31Here
42:32You have a wee ten after yourself
42:33There you go
42:36How's it feel about paying your own way again
42:40You're moving on up
42:41Yeah
42:43Look out your world
42:58Come on guys
43:21I mean that's Robson Green for you
43:23When you teamed up with Jill Halfpenny
43:24I felt like it was just a riot
43:26I mean they're real jokers
43:28I don't know who any of these people are
43:30They're my co-stars on Detective Manners
43:32You did ask
43:33No I didn't
43:34No
43:35No you didn't
43:37It's my birthday today
43:39I must be wanting to relive the glory days
43:41Happy birthday
43:43What are you
43:44What are you like
43:44Forty
43:46Couldn't you have guessed lower
43:47What are you doing for it
43:48Nothing much
43:48Keeping it low key
43:50Could you buy me and my mates some cider
43:52What
43:53Why can't you buy it
43:54I'm seventeen
43:55We'd let you have a can
43:56We're hanging out at the duck pond later
43:58Yeah thanks
43:59But I'm not spending my fortieth with teenagers drinking cider at the duck pond
44:03Right Grandad
44:03Chill out
44:04How you getting on Richard too
44:05Settling in
44:06Yeah
44:07Yeah
44:07Richard one
44:08Showing you the ropes
44:09No I forgot we also sell ropes
44:12Made any sales yet
44:13Well not yet
44:14But I will
44:16No time like the present
44:17Richard
44:19You
44:20Work here
44:21Me
44:22I wouldn't have thought so
44:23Yes he does
44:24Well
44:25Yeah technically
44:26I do
44:27But I'm
44:28I'm actually just
44:29Researching
44:31Researching a role
44:32It's like an outdoorsy
44:33Rugged type
44:34It's called
44:37Campman
44:38Campman
44:38No campman
44:39Say it quickly
44:40Campman
44:42Richard here
44:43I can help you with anything you're looking for today
44:47Still waiting for your morning run data Richard
44:50Yeah sorry
44:51I forgot to download the app
44:52So you're telling me you don't know your elevation gain
44:55What are you two whispering about
44:57Nothing
44:59So
44:59How can I help you
45:01Well
45:01We're going to Aviemore in a few weeks
45:03And one of the tenk
45:04And we just thought we'd do some wild camping afterwards
45:06So we are looking for your best two person tent
45:09A two person tent for you and Emily
45:11No for Ant and Dick
45:12Did we not mention they were coming too
45:15Well actually we're out of two person tents
45:17Ah
45:19What about those
45:20No I wouldn't go near them
45:21They're not up to it
45:21Sorry can I just
45:22Is everything okay
45:24We're looking for a two person tent
45:25Do you know what we could go elsewhere
45:26No no no need
45:28Please follow me
45:29We have some lovely two person tents
45:31Or have you considered these very roomy one person tents
45:36The customers have asked for a two person tent
45:38Yeah I know but these ones are buy one go on free
45:42No they're not
45:43I know they're not
45:44Right but they could be
45:45Richard too
45:45Why don't you pop into the back and do a quick stock take
45:48Okay you win
45:49Right 80% off
45:51Final offer
45:51Get out
45:52What
45:53You heard me
45:53You're fired
45:56Fine
45:57Unbelievable
46:01Just trying to get my jacket
46:02Just trying to get my jacket
46:10Just trying to get your knack to it
46:18Plenty of water on your hands
46:20Just ease that clay out
46:21When you feel you've made
46:29So what do you think
46:32You're too smart is it
46:33Not great dad
46:39Everything okay
46:40A bit nervous
46:43Well it's just a dinner with a nice lady
46:45Who you've got a lot in common with
46:49Will you come with me
46:50No
46:53Please
46:55Absolutely not
46:56I'm going to start her then leaving
46:58Okay
47:00Hello
47:01Table for Pritchard
47:03Pritchard
47:04One extra I'm afraid
47:05You made me come
47:08I'm the man that called about the lasagna
47:10Ah yes I remember you
47:12The rest of your party's actually already here
47:15Party
47:21Oh I'm going to kill you when we get home
47:23If I don't kill myself first
47:25Oh don't be so dramatic
47:31So did you get a tent in the end
47:33Oh yeah
47:34Thanks
47:35I should get a 50% commission
47:39What's funny
47:40Just what Richard said
47:43I do a humour
47:45I can't believe we're all here
47:48I had one foot out the door
47:50And then all of a sudden
47:51I just got so nervous
47:53I'm glad you did too Ken
47:55And it wasn't just me
47:57It's silly isn't it
47:59Definitely I wish we could get rid of them
48:01I'll leave
48:02Just sit where you are
48:05How are you Ken
48:06Eamon Holmes
48:07What
48:07Yeah
48:08Yeah that will happen
48:09I was watching an episode of Detective Manners today Richard
48:14You were in it
48:15Right
48:15Say again
48:16No you were just saying about
48:17What about
48:18I mean Detective Manners
48:19I don't boast Richard
48:21I'm not boasting
48:21Yes it was the gay one
48:22You know
48:23The one where the gay woman kills the gay man
48:25Because she's jealous
48:27He got to direct the play for the village fair
48:29Well yeah but I don't think them being gay
48:30Had anything to do with
48:31Say again sir
48:32Don't mumble Richard
48:33I'm not mumbling
48:34Oh mumbling
48:36Sorry about this
48:37Carry on
48:37What was that
48:38Hello what did you say
48:39Oh by the way
48:39Did you manage to gather all your ingredients for batch cooking tomorrow
48:43Batch cooking
48:45Oh yeah
48:46Maybe I shouldn't say
48:49Say what
48:51Richard has signed up as a new client
48:54Richard has
48:55What this Richard
48:56Oh and remember
48:57I need that video of you cooking
49:00I'm not going to send you a video of me cooking
49:02Look Richard
49:03I need that video
49:04Because
49:06Otherwise you can't be held accountable
49:07And if I can't hold you accountable
49:08Then I can't help you
49:09Transform for who you were
49:11To
49:11Well
49:11To
49:12Who you
49:12Want to
49:14Third one
49:15Be
49:19I thought I needed
49:21Do you know what Tim
49:22You're a lovely guy
49:23Yeah but I quit
49:24Right
49:25It's not you
49:25It's me
49:26Well it is a bit you
49:27But
49:27I think the problem is
49:29I thought I needed a plan B
49:31But I just forgot that
49:32When you have a plan A
49:34You just have to make it work
49:35I mean
49:35I shouldn't be selling tents
49:37You know
49:37You don't
49:38You got fired
49:39Well yeah exactly
49:39But no no
49:40That's exactly it
49:41Because the universe knows
49:42That is not my path
49:43My path
49:44Is to find truth
49:45Via performance
49:47That's
49:48That's what my path is
49:49Yeah
49:50I don't need a sabbatical
49:51I need an audition
49:52And that is what
49:53That is what I'm going to do
49:54So
49:54Yeah
49:56Cheers
49:57Cheers to me
49:58Just me is it
49:59That's alright
49:59Okay well
50:00Here is
50:00To life beginning at
50:02Forty
50:05You mean
50:06Forty two
50:07Right
50:08What
50:09I mean
50:10How does this happen
50:12I'm your only child
50:13Would it kill you
50:14To know how old I am
50:15Don't blame me
50:16I'm a pensioner
50:17What's your excuse
50:18Well every actor does it
50:20You shave off a year or two
50:21Yeah well
50:21I think you're meant
50:22To keep track of the actual number
50:23In your head
50:24Let's just think about this
50:25Logically okay
50:26When was 1984
50:28I just don't believe this
50:30I realise life begins at
50:31Forty at forty two
50:32Well
50:33On the plus side
50:34Some people think
50:35Life begins at fifty
50:36So
50:36Less time to wait
50:38If it cheers you up Richard
50:39I put your birthday
50:41Into the google machine
50:42Oh you know
50:43On the online
50:44And it says
50:44You have the same birthday
50:46As Audrey Hepburn
50:47Oh
50:48Oh
50:49And Michael Barrymore
50:51Oh
50:53What do you think
50:54Happened there then Richard
51:06Ian
51:06Ian
51:07Jen
51:12We've talked it through
51:13And we see now
51:14Although what you said
51:16Was very hurtful
51:17It was a hypothetical situation
51:19And you didn't actually
51:20Leave me to perish
51:21No
51:22No
51:22Of course not
51:24Aye
51:24Water under the bridge
51:26Which would
51:27Hopefully put out the fire
51:29Now in our look
51:30We'd end up both drowning
51:32Yeah
51:34We'd just end up in that scenario
51:35Richard
51:38Just go Richard
51:39I'm sorry
51:47Mira Cial
51:48Guest starred in
51:49Four episodes in total
51:51And she's just a fantastic performer
51:55Incredibly versatile
51:58Buddy
51:59Buddy
51:59Sorry
52:00Can you not do that
52:01It's got zero nutritional value for them
52:04Who the hell is this guy?
52:06All four episodes in the middle
52:07I want ke
52:08Swing
52:08He
52:08He
52:08شكرا
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