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00:04Homelander?
00:06Frank!
00:08Cracker.
00:10What's that smell?
00:12Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:14It's General Lee's secret.
00:16No.
00:17That's my father.
00:19This old jukeboy.
00:22I can smell him all over you.
00:24Right.
00:25Of course, because we were just prepping for our interview.
00:28Prepping?
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:31Uh, I need you for something.
00:35You do?
00:38I have received the most wonderful message.
00:43I was visited by an angel.
00:48And she foretold my destiny.
00:53Well, praise be.
00:55And what is it?
00:57God.
00:59Sir, that is wonderful.
01:01There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
01:04No, no.
01:05No.
01:06Serving the Lord.
01:08Being the Lord.
01:11I'm the Messiah.
01:14I'm the Savior of the world.
01:16The Messiah.
01:20The Messiah.
01:24Congrats.
01:30I always knew I was special.
01:32I knew it.
01:33I suffered.
01:34I suffered so many hardships.
01:36I couldn't understand.
01:38I couldn't understand why.
01:40But you.
01:42You.
01:43You.
01:44You always saw it.
01:45Didn't you?
01:47You knew all along I was special.
01:50And that is why I have chosen you.
01:52To spread the word.
01:54Of my coming.
01:58How?
01:59Where we control the most powerful media apparatus on earth.
02:02And Jesus would kill for our marketing.
02:08What do you say?
02:11Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
02:25Oh, there he is.
02:27Back from the dead.
02:30Oh, easy does it.
02:31Easy.
02:34Yeah.
02:44This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
02:46I never saw it.
02:47What?
02:48Bollocks.
02:48I showed it to you.
02:49No, you saw me Star Wars.
02:50And I'll never let me watch any of them.
02:52With that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
02:55Yeah.
02:57Anyway.
02:57Here's a spit.
02:58See?
02:59Young Luke.
03:00Bops in his spaceship.
03:02Fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader.
03:04Are cops played Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
03:08Yeah.
03:10It's a bit of a spoiler.
03:11But anyway, listen.
03:12The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
03:15This is a war.
03:17And you're the best weapon we got.
03:19But you ain't no use to anyone.
03:21If you go put yourself into a body bag before we put on Lander in one.
03:25At least I was brave enough to try.
03:27Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
03:32You don't give a shit about me.
03:34Maybe you never did.
03:40Yeah.
03:41I'll face your civil war.
03:49Fucking teenagers.
04:09Welcome back, motherfucker.
04:11Grab the rules off.
04:35oh check you out thank you thank you all right you twats are all done with fashion week let's
04:40get to work yeah frenchie how long till we got a dose big enough no there was so little virus
04:45left it means time to multiply you know what they say huh cook low and slow i don't know weeks
04:52at
04:52least okay then we should go to fort harmony now that place got shut down 80 years ago there's any
04:57v1 left in there it ain't gonna be easy to find and there is also the small matter of the
05:01likely
05:01v-dub beast that spilled those boy scouts in out like a catbury a la crema do i need to
05:05remind you
05:06guys that homelander has stan edgar odds are they're 10 steps ahead if we get the v1 first we save
05:10annie
05:11we save kimiko we save you if you give a shit if homelander gets it he's immortal virus is useless
05:17and we're sideways so who wants to go to clearfield who's gonna take care of ryan he's gone he legged
05:26it wonder whose fault that is well i wouldn't be throwing stones if i were you mate unless you
05:33you didn't tell us we're stallions right let's get cracking
05:55annie dad
06:03hey listen i used to talk to you all ears okay can you please stop doing that
06:16how did you find me i've been looking for months you are really good at hiding
06:20it has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me what should i
06:26say
06:28dad
06:33annie this is your brother mason
06:38it's simple mr president you defund the public schools and give vouchers for the homelander freedom
06:44academies you don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis
07:09you're welcome to take it up with homelander when he gets back from fort harmony
07:18fort harmony homelander and stan edgar had a good heart to heart and we think there's a strong chance
07:24of finding v1 at fort harmony isn't that where dr vaught first injected you
07:32it's great news if he finds it homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal like you
07:38you'll get to spend eternity together father and son forever
07:46when did you leave hasn't left yet maybe you could go with him show him where to look after all
07:54it knows that place better than you
08:11it's weird no birds or animals it's like you know had to park on the other side of the site
08:15didn't you well if the hike's too hard why don't you try tying your boots motherfucker
08:27fuck that yeah not really my type son hey how about you on a little respect you know he always
08:33right with you you should take her out to dinner first
08:37ah let's see here based on the decomp these bodies have been here a while something ripped
08:43them apart whatever killed those boy scouts might still stock this woods let's get a move on then
08:49come out here to get dumped by bigfoot
09:02hmm god damn this is delicious oh why don't we so long to try this
09:06what i worry about probably the highest honor fish can have given their lives to me
09:11i'm about to go to a little fish heaven with 47 virgin tuna
09:15yo what the fuck bro i trusted you oh so now you can talk huh you think going full method
09:21is easy
09:21do you know how hard it's been to not talk my most powerful instrument and i can't even use it
09:26but i fucking committed i have given everything for this role and you straight up fucked me over
09:30wait are you still buttered about me bringing in stan edgar i thought we were friends i hit your back
09:35every time people laughed at how stupid you are how your powers are a joke how you're so dumb you
09:39need a
09:40court appointed guardian nobody says that yes they do all the time well let's not make a federal
09:45case out of this bro v wade i need to win from home lander edgar was it it's a doggy
09:49dog world
09:50is that what you think the phrase is whatever just put your fucking mask back on
09:56oh so that's how it is huh you better watch your back oh yeah what are you gonna do about
10:00it
10:01homeander's stoked about edgar he loves me right now how long is that gonna last you're really
10:05thinking more important to him than his own father oh man the view from back here was crazy you love
10:27it
10:31you're super scream we really gotta get you a stronger ball gag the way you punish my sin pit
10:37ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough i gotta say when sage said i should marry you for
10:43the optics
10:44i hung up on her but i do love blasting kushers all over your pathetic worm face oh baby
11:08oh shoot i gotta run i forgot i have a meeting with the worship team he's lying the church is
11:14bankrupt wait what the church is bankrupt what who did back ashley tell you that after all that hot
11:20eye contact i was giving her that two-faced how do you lose money on a mega church you bring
11:24in
11:24hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes attendance is down donations are drying up and i'm sure the
11:28two gulf streams don't help how deep in the hole are you just uh 150 million jesus christ are you
11:36kidding me you were supposed to get me a 12 point bump with evangelicals not hauled before congress hey
11:41what happened to how much you love busting gushes on my face that was before you turned me into tammy
11:46fucking faye this is ethics committees subpoenas chris hayes is gonna have a field day well what are we
11:51gonna do we you tell me you're the fucking emissary of god ma'am you have a visitor i need
11:57y'all to help
11:58with something dang it smells like a wet shit in a waffle house in here
12:10any son of super cunt could already be inside well let's find out
12:19what's wrong danny she'll come back
12:26i almost died but she made it all about her and she took off i mean last year i got
12:30bad
12:30touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it about her she could be such a
12:34fucking bitch
12:40ah jesus sorry i didn't mean for that to come out so harsh
12:57fucking hell what happened here are we that beast enjoyed in a muse fish perhaps
13:06it's a place where it didn't hit no animals i said that 10 minutes ago
13:32hi kathy i have always wanted it's nice to finally meet you so you knew about this
13:38you know what's funny i must have asked you like a hundred times to go to botland
13:43but you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous he said that i couldn't get him off that
13:48thing
13:53how's your mom she's okay she's in hiding but she's okay
13:59you're a cop deputy deputy i thought you were working from the telephone company when was the last
14:06time you saw a pay phone so does that mean you're rounding up starlighters you mean terrorists
14:12mason sorry am i being rude we're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living
14:17room that's enough
14:20you know what i'm sorry i'm sorry i put you guys in danger just by being here
14:26you're right keeping me a secret i'll just go annie wait
14:33i'm making a stroganoff well it's hamburger helper but have dinner with us wash your clothes take a
14:39shower no offense but you could use one this is insane
14:50really we're getting fucking mendo for lunch again baja green goddess with impossible chorizo
14:55yeah can somebody make a run to home depot and get me some organic peat moss soil three pounds
14:59thank you all right y'all let's keep it going blue sky day no bad ideas just gotta
15:05sell homelander is our lord and savior's all all right it's first thought theater but what if he
15:09performed a miracle on live tv he could part the red sea and send some refugees back where they came
15:13from
15:13oh you couldn't do it live though we'd have to vfx the entire thing right this is a yes and
15:17oh yes
15:18and you're an idiot okay uh the bad version is he turns water into wine wait a quick game of
15:24opposites
15:24here what if it was something not fucking terrible like what if homelander flew into all the major
15:32holy sites in the world that the people meet their new god in person huh who's selfies with god
15:38pitching off of that we could put him on a throne on the temple mount that is your
15:43poster right there amen this is amazing and for the record homelander is 100 god um but won't
15:52some people say he's not a homelander church would bring in homelander box office we prayed to god for
15:58help he's answering looks like fire crotch has a point excuse me the other fire crotch madam vice
16:05president because according to the snap poll here only 22 of americans would even accept
16:09homelander as their one true god making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s which is
16:14where he'd need to be you know i'd say it's all about numbers with you suits but vod plus never
16:18releases any look what we need to do is tell a story
16:26who here has read joseph campbell jesus christ no wonder the lamplight or light a justice finale got a d
16:31minus on
16:32a v club okay i had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
16:37avenging
16:38squad prequel you try and make a good finale out of that the problem is we are trying to sell
16:43a product
16:43that no one is asking for like new coke right everybody already loves jesus they want to eat
16:49right out of his asshole figuratively speaking of course jesus was a great man yeah the things he preached
16:57turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners caring for the poor
17:06that shit don't sell no more no what we need is a church that preaches american america is god's
17:15government and we are his chosen people manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit
17:24the real american hero as our savior
17:32the democratic church
17:36of america
17:41you heard the numbers the public won't accept it if we come out and call homelander god
17:46i know what to call him
17:52orson wells work ain't cover his fat ass
17:55well we could still fly the rest of the way i told you you're not fucking carrying me all right
18:05oh my god
18:08a couple of uggos
18:12what changed your mind
18:15yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me
18:20firecracker said you looked up to me
18:22guess you're not a complete idiot
18:25i never said that
18:27you want my help or not
18:31the other day
18:32when clara vod's name came up i got the impression you knew her
18:37i fucked her once or twice that's all
18:41what you did
18:44uh
18:45and uh
18:46i guess we're related in more ways than one
18:51where is she
18:54dead
18:55suicide
18:56oh shit she never off herself
18:59yeah well she did
19:02did you see a body
19:21hey
19:21hey
19:22follow something
19:26blueprints
19:27there's a labyrinth of always in rooms underground
19:29there's a lab if the v1 is here that's where it should be
19:32blueprints
19:32oh fucking magic
19:34if the v1's here it ought to be in the lab
19:37i just said that are you ever going to fucking listen to me
19:39as soon as you say something worth listening to love
19:42why do you have to be such an asshole
19:43a little funny twig now have you
19:44no you remind me every day oh
19:47real father of the year getting ryan to fight your battles for you
19:50says a twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie that killed him
19:53okay you know what it's not just ryan look at what you did to ms
19:56what did he do to me he dragged you down into shit with him and the worst part you let
19:59him do it you fucking
20:00everyone see you play
20:02pussy something is wrong here
20:04this fucking nonce just called you a
20:05pussy go let him get away with that
20:06want me to put you in the fucking dirt
20:08yeah fucking do it and do it
20:10fucking do it
20:11whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
20:12hey that's enough
20:13none of you ever listen to me
20:15listen to you
20:16you get jealous whenever i talk to anyone else
20:18i don't need you to translate for me anymore
20:20i'm not your fucking pet
20:21nah but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal
20:24hey stop
20:25can you not see there is something strange about this place
20:28you need to focus
20:30everyone huh
20:35allons-y
20:46allons-y
20:47mason
20:53sorry about him he's
20:55it's okay i used to be his age
20:58i saw the sign out front in this house we believe in homelander
21:01the boston department made everybody put them up in the answer to a suit named live wire now
21:06i don't round up starlighters by the way
21:09when that order comes in i catch the flu
21:11and the other deputies they think that starlighters are coming for their kids
21:15but that's a lie that vod sells
21:17i know that
21:18then why don't you say anything
21:20the last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids
21:25i'm not proud of it banny but i have a family to protect
21:31i came here to get you know some answers and some closure before
21:36time runs out but
21:37how were you expecting
21:40you could say that
21:43after you left i told myself that you know you just you didn't want kids but maybe
21:48you just didn't want me
21:57have a seat
22:28have a seat
22:31I did consider asking you for my money back.
22:34I didn't always approve of the choices you made,
22:36but I was always proud of you.
22:40Maybe even more proud when you quit.
22:47Why did you leave?
22:51The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission in El Salvador.
22:55We were young.
22:58Wanted to save the world.
23:00We were so happy when you came along.
23:05And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was gonna give you a better life,
23:10better than a payphone repairman could give you.
23:13She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
23:17Raise a superhero.
23:19So you got on board?
23:23Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
23:27And the thing is, you believed it.
23:30And then she believed it.
23:32And I just...
23:35I couldn't keep lying to you.
23:36So I left.
23:38You never even reached out.
23:40To do what?
23:41Shatter your dreams?
23:42Keep lying to you?
23:42I'd have taken either.
23:44I needed you.
23:51If I could go back and change things, I would.
23:56I should've been there for you.
23:58Should've stood up for you.
24:01I'm sorry I left, Annie.
24:05It runs in the family, I guess.
24:08What do you mean?
24:09I flipped out the other day, and I ditched someone I really love.
24:13It's like he's, um...
24:15It's like he's my heart.
24:16Walking on the outside, and if they got to him...
24:19Annie, the people we love are a weakness.
24:24They're the reason that we fight.
24:36Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
24:38Of course.
24:40Just...
24:41Knock first.
24:43I learned that lesson the hard way.
24:56Yeah.
24:57The love is this way.
25:00Warp.
25:03Fuckin' hell.
25:04I've been here a minute, haven't I?
25:08Decades.
25:12Hunters.
25:13Look at their knives.
25:15These men...
25:17They kill each other.
25:18What if there is a monster here?
25:20But it's us.
25:21What the fuck you on about, Frenchy?
25:24Toxoplasmosis.
25:25It's a parasite in cat shit that can affect humans.
25:28Makes them react with explosive anger.
25:30You think we ate cat shit?
25:31Ate? No.
25:33If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate at the plants.
25:37Their spores fills us with rage.
25:39We murder each other, and voila.
25:42We're plant food for these vines.
25:45Okay, so like the last of us?
25:48No, that is just a walking dead with mushrooms.
25:51The dead campers.
25:53The animals.
25:54These hunters.
25:55Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting...
25:58Us.
25:59I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole.
26:01Wait.
26:02You know the point.
26:03The copious and also drugs I've taken for decades has surely altered my brain chemistry.
26:07That's why I'm not affected.
26:09Guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
26:12Romeo and fucking Juliet.
26:14You two survive this war, I give this six months tops.
26:19Well fucking well.
26:32Let's fucking go.
26:36Where are you going?
26:38Get us killed you fucking idiots!
26:42Neither of you are thinking straight.
26:44Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie.
26:46That ain't gonna do shit to me, Sonny.
26:48No, but I will.
26:50Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you, then kill us.
26:52Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's.
26:56Does that make your family safe?
26:58Is that the revenge you seek?
27:00Does that make things right for Becca?
27:06Fine.
27:11We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
27:15Or the soup stew.
27:18So what's the food?
27:20What the fuck, Frenchie?
27:21It's deer urine.
27:23Hunters use it to attract prey, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
27:26You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off.
27:30I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
27:36It's just science, bro.
27:37When you jizz, masculine vitality leads your body.
27:40Gotta hold that shit in, right, Noir?
27:43Right, Noir?
27:45F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck you!
27:47Looks like you hit the wrong button there, Broseph.
27:49B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bish.
27:50Says what?
27:51What?
27:53What?
27:58I just...
27:59want to talk.
28:02Wow.
28:03Your picture was never up there.
28:04Yeah, good.
28:07Good.
28:08I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's...
28:10good.
28:11I don't put traitors on my wall.
28:13Okay, you know, what they say about me, none of it's true.
28:17Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the Seven?
28:19Or that you're a terrorist who traffics children?
28:21So that's like a hard no. I'm getting into the back of my van.
28:25Hey, look, Mason.
28:28You go to school at Homelander Academy, and you come home and you watch thousands of TikToks every day.
28:34How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
28:37Whatever. You're like the FBI's most wanted.
28:40Okay, well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister.
28:43So you can keep being an asshole about it, or, you know, we can also talk about it.
28:47Is there a third option?
28:53Let me guess. Chocolate cream felt every Thursday morning, right?
28:59Dad used to take me before school.
29:02That's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
29:06I think he was just taking me as his beard.
29:10Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
29:13Yeah.
29:35I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
29:44Butcher, take a look.
29:46Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.
29:49Not too long ago, neither.
29:50They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe.
29:54Now, how many soups do we know that can punch this heart?
29:57Dozen, maybe more.
29:59What is it?
30:02Heroin.
30:03Heroin.
30:04Of course he would fucking know that.
30:09So, punch like a bleeding sledgehammer.
30:12And it takes for fucking smack.
30:16Bombside.
30:17No one has seen Bombside for decades.
30:19He's likely dead.
30:21What if he's not an asshole?
30:22It'd be about the only other cunner who'd know this shit was here.
30:25You mean Bombside from Soldier Boy's first team?
30:28Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
30:29What's he need more for?
30:36Hey, Ed.
30:37Everything all right?
30:38Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
30:40This is going to sound crazy.
30:41Is Starlight in there?
30:44Sorry, what?
30:44I got a call from Mason.
30:47But it's a joke, right?
30:49Tell me it's a joke.
30:57She's my daughter.
30:58Your daughter?
30:59Jesus Christ, can I ever fucking lie?
31:01I've known you 20 years and you never...
31:03I should have told you.
31:04She's a serial killer.
31:05She's not.
31:07I promise you.
31:08I'm begging you.
31:10Get back in the cruiser and let this go.
31:12Are you crazy?
31:13I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
31:16I gotta take her in.
31:18You need to step aside right now.
31:20Please, Ed, just take a breath.
31:24Hands up right now.
31:25I don't think so.
31:26Walk away.
31:29Ed, put that.
31:30I said now.
31:31Walk away.
31:32No, you're under arrest, Ed.
31:33Relax.
31:34Everybody, please, just...
31:35I'm warning you.
31:36I said walk away.
31:37With the both of you fucking stop!
31:44I'm sorry, I just...
31:45Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday.
31:48After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months?
31:51Yeah.
31:52And you lied to my face the whole time.
31:53I know you're scared.
31:54I'm scared too.
31:55But what Vought's been making us do, pulling people out of their homes, our neighbors, and
31:59sending them to...
32:01God knows where.
32:03You know it's wrong.
32:07And it's my daughter, and I love her.
32:09I should have stood up for her a long time ago.
32:11She's not what they say she is.
32:13She's a good person, Ed.
32:14And if good people stop trying to do the right thing, then what the hell chance do we have?
32:24She better be gone in an hour, or I swear to God, I'm coming back with Livewire.
32:28I'm hauling you both in.
32:31Thanks.
32:43Smells like deer pest.
32:45The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines.
32:48Still picking nutsy brains out of my hair.
32:50And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Vought's trials.
32:53Not soft little hog chompers.
32:56Of course.
32:57No, I forgot how tough you were.
32:59Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
33:01I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape.
33:03What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet?
33:06Oh.
33:06Oh, my dick was sopping wet when I pulled it out of the storm front and wiped that on her
33:10fucking chin.
33:19Good luck, more egos.
33:22Friends of yours.
33:28Shit.
33:31They're right above us.
33:32I'll just get the fuck out of here.
33:33Come on.
33:33Hey, what about the V-1?
33:35If bombsite has a V-1, then it saves us from having to torch it.
33:38What are you talking about?
33:40Who's us?
33:44What?
33:45You think the world needs more or more accounts, do you?
33:47We need it to save Annie and Kimiko.
33:50You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you?
33:53Shh.
33:53Homelander will hear us.
33:54And you, you've just been going along with it again.
33:57We can't take the risk, Huey.
33:58And if she has to be collateral damage so that Homelander dies and my daughter lives,
34:02we ain't got no fucking choice.
34:04It's easy for you to say.
34:04It won't fucking kill you.
34:05At least he knows when to keep his gob shut and do it as his fucking toe.
34:09Excuse me?
34:10No, no, no.
34:10We don't have time for this.
34:11We need to find a way out.
34:12You want to know a little secret, Butcher?
34:13I cheered when I found out that you were dying.
34:16Because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass.
34:18You know, I used to say to these guys, don't give up on Butcher.
34:21There's good in him.
34:22Fighting to get out.
34:22I was wrong.
34:23If there was anything human in there, it's dead.
34:25Underneath that chest full of octococks, you are just a fucking monster.
34:29Maybe I like it better.
34:31It's not just in you.
34:33It is you.
34:33You're the cancer.
34:34Lower your voices.
34:36Just as bad as Homelander.
34:37Maybe worse.
34:38I'm not going to let you drag us all down with you.
34:40And what you going to do about it?
34:41I'll fucking kill you.
34:47Please.
34:48Calm down.
35:03Come on, M.M.
35:04I mean, if Butcher will let you.
35:12Everybody, please stop.
35:31Hey, where'd you think you're going?
35:35Bunker?
35:38Bunker.
35:43Tough guy, my ass.
35:45What?
35:46You.
35:46Your whole bit.
35:47This whole guts and glory thing.
35:50What a fucking joke.
35:52I read your classified file.
35:54Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio.
35:56And that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Boss Trials.
36:01Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory.
36:06Making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
36:11You don't know shit about me.
36:14Really?
36:16I know that when they tried to inject you with the fee, you were so fucking petrified that
36:20they had to strap you to the table.
36:22And you pissed yourself.
36:24Crying for your mommy.
36:26Like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
36:31They gave you the world.
36:33And you, you deserve nothing.
36:37Oh, Christ.
36:38What's this shit on him?
36:41What are you doing?
36:47Oh, well done.
36:49I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
36:50Maybe.
36:51Maybe not.
36:54It's enriched uranium.
36:56They'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
36:59Now, for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
37:01But for you, it's a stomach flu.
37:03Good luck, though.
37:05Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
37:17Where are you going?
37:19I'm gonna go destroy any V-1 that I find, you triple-crowned cock jockey.
37:23Why?
37:24You'll get it, do you?
37:26How much I can't fucking stand you.
37:32I'm gonna go insane.
38:12Come on, son. Come and have a go.
38:33Oh, if only the world could see you now. Not so fucking super, are you? You, uh, you got a
38:43bit out.
38:49Did your dad put you in time out?
38:51That's got to sting. Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than what the likes of you.
38:58What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue?
39:02Will wonders ever cease?
39:05Tell me something.
39:09If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
39:15Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
39:17Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats, gargling your bollocks and singing Hosanna,
39:23you still wouldn't be happy.
39:26Cause deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
39:33How you beat the shit out of your own son?
39:37Don't get weaker than that.
39:48Ryan is alive.
39:50Because he's strong.
39:52Cause he's my son.
39:55The son of God.
39:56You ain't no good.
39:58How's about I go fetch the virus?
40:00And then we'll watch you shit your fucking spider.
40:07You don't have it, do you?
40:11The virus.
40:19Don't I?
40:20No.
40:22You don't.
40:23You would have used it by now.
40:30You have no way to stop me, do you?
40:33Oh, William.
40:34You have no idea what you're up against.
40:38You can't intervene.
40:40I will get the V1.
40:43And when I do, I'm gonna flee you alive.
40:47And you, Starlight.
40:49All the non-believers.
40:51You're all gonna fucking drown.
40:54In your own blood.
40:56I promise you.
40:58Before I die.
41:03I'll fucking have you.
41:04You're all fucking paste!
41:06I can take what's mine.
41:09And that makes this whole fucking shitball
41:12my birthright!
41:15My destiny!
41:45Fucker!
41:48Shit!
41:50Fucker!
41:55Shit!
42:01Shit!
42:10No!
42:33No!
42:34No!
42:40No!
42:53Fuck!
43:00Oh, fuck.
43:03Fight!
43:21My god.
43:29Queen.
43:31You know this man?
43:35You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
43:38Figures this would be you.
43:40You ugly piece of shit.
43:42Oh, you hated me.
43:44Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
43:48Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
43:52You still fucking hate me, don't you?
43:54This creature is nothing but hate.
43:56It makes us hate.
43:58He's the curse of all of this.
44:00Listen to me.
44:02You are the only one who can end it.
44:05Put us up to his misery.
44:06Put him out of his misery.
44:07Oh, no.
44:08God, no.
44:09No, I like him like this.
44:12Fuck you, bitch!
44:15Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
44:18Fuck you.
44:19Fuck you!
44:20Because I still got it.
44:21I got all of it.
44:22I fucking won!
44:28If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
44:38I know why Queen hates you.
44:40Oh, is that right?
44:41Because he sees you for what you really are.
44:43He was a real soldier.
44:45You were just a boy playing dress up.
44:47But you got to be the hero?
44:49Well, he got to be this.
44:51Now, where's the justice in that?
44:53It should be you up there.
44:54Should be your pain.
44:58You are nothing but a coward.
45:00You should shut your fucking mouth!
45:20Huey?
45:22I'm sorry.
45:27No.
45:30Me too.
46:03I'm sorry.
46:05I'm so fucking sorry.
46:07Fuck.
46:19I'm so fucking sorry.
46:22Yeah.
46:35Ohhh... Trumpets!!
46:36A Little Bit
46:36of Monica in my life A Little Bit
46:39of Erica by my side A Little Bit
46:41of Rita's all I need A Little Bit
46:44of Tina's what I see
46:46A little bit of Sandra in the sun
46:48A little bit of Mary all night long
46:53Well, that was the best star enough I've ever had.
46:57It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
47:03You have something you want to say?
47:05Sorry.
47:08You want us to try that again?
47:10I'm sorry.
47:11Good, but you're grounded until you're 20.
47:14More like 30.
47:16I hope we see each other again.
47:19Me too.
47:28Annie, don't make the same mistake I did.
47:31Don't give up on the people you love, alright?
47:38You don't give up on the people you love, please.
47:39Oh, no.
47:50Roger.
47:55Oh, no.
47:57Oh, no.
48:00You...
48:00I'm sorry.
48:42The evil who wasn't here.
48:51Are you crying?
48:58Just fucking do it already.
49:02You're not crying?
49:04Yeah!
49:11Yeah, I'm so sorry.
49:12I can't stop there.
49:12I'm sorry I got the absolute truth in you.
49:13Sigh, isn't that right?
49:18Oh, son?
49:19Are you Googling them?
49:20No, I could do it.
49:20I'll be there.
49:21It's okay to be fair.
49:22I can't put it over there.
49:23I can't do it.
49:25That's the truth.
49:28It's okay.
49:28I can't do it.
49:33We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
49:37You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
49:43Never let me do it again. Never.
49:49I'm sorry I called you a feckless, junky man-whore.
49:52I don't remember you calling me that.
49:55I didn't? I thought I did.
49:58You're not wrong. I was. Once. But I'm clean now.
50:05And I can be whatever you need.
50:13I don't want to change you.
50:16It's that I'm trying to change myself.
50:23The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
50:31The thing is, you love chaos.
50:35You thrive in it, which is fine, but...
50:39I can't go back to that.
50:45So where does that leave us?
50:46So where does that leave us?
51:13I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left you. I should have been here.
51:16Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't. Super good day to miss.
51:23You much?
51:34Listen, mate.
51:36That shot I said.
51:37Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean it.
51:39Because I sure as hell meant every fucking word I say it.
51:42So we got a problem?
51:49We cool, man.
51:51We cool.
51:59What are you doing?
52:00Just thinking.
52:02Well, the shit show is on.
52:05From sea to shining sea.
52:18Yes.
52:19Yes.
52:24Brothers and sisters.
52:27Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
52:33Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritans' embrace.
52:38Can I get an amen?
52:39Amen.
52:41I mean, I love all this love.
52:43But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
52:46I did.
52:47Now I believe in Homelander.
52:49She's lying.
52:50No shit.
52:51Excuse me?
52:54But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
53:01Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
53:08We will be patriots of faith.
53:12We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
53:16Today, starting today, Samaritans' embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
53:27And here to share his holy plan for our new church.
53:31He is not just a man.
53:34He is not just a super man.
53:41He is the prophet of the Lord!
53:48He is the prophet of America!
53:52He is the prophet of America!
53:59He is the prophet of America!
54:02He is the apostle of America!
54:11He is the prophet of America!
54:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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