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00:00:00This is me, casually ruining my history.
00:00:0420 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes.
00:00:12Those highlights.
00:00:13A Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen.
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good kickin' ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:58Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Food fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date?
00:01:12So you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18Ah!
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fall.
00:01:39This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruining my high school room.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:57No.
00:01:59Sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-C-C-K.
00:02:16I still run the school of pockets.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:29Connor Oliver, and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince.
00:02:46And I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:51Me?
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:56Look who's talking.
00:02:57Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:03I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Yeah, um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:03:19feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Actually, I want...
00:03:23Come on, come.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:26So let's give him one.
00:03:30He came back.
00:03:35Ah!
00:03:43Jessica, what the hell?
00:03:45Mia!
00:03:45Come here.
00:03:47Mia, it's okay.
00:03:48You're gonna be alright.
00:03:49Just hold on.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:53What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you how much.
00:03:56How much you want?
00:03:57Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:03What did you want to tell me?
00:04:07Am I dead?
00:04:12Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more front lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again, which means...
00:04:26Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:38Those highlights.
00:04:40A...
00:04:40Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to...
00:04:442006?
00:04:49When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:04:54Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:57Mamie, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:04Loser!
00:05:05Loser!
00:05:06Loser!
00:05:07Loser!
00:05:09Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:12Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15And nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:05:39Why?
00:05:39For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day.
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:53Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58She will never leave.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:31Oops!
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:34Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38It's a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:42What's cleaning up?
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44Don't...
00:06:44I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:47And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:06:51Ah!
00:06:51Ah!
00:06:52Ah!
00:06:54Ah!
00:06:55Ah!
00:06:56Ah!
00:06:57Ah!
00:06:57Ah!
00:06:57Ah!
00:06:57Ah!
00:06:58Ah!
00:06:58Ah!
00:06:59Ah!
00:06:59Ah!
00:07:00Ah!
00:07:05Ah!
00:07:14Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:24So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:07:27High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:07:34Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't...
00:07:40Don't call me that.
00:07:41Or what?
00:07:42Little Miss...
00:07:43St-st-stutter!
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:47You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:51Hmm.
00:07:52What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:58You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:06Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:22Mia, put the bottle down!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:08:33Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry.
00:08:38Oh, God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:42Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:46Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:49Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:53No, you look good kicking ass.
00:08:58I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me, too.
00:09:02Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:09:11What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom queen?
00:09:15Stop.
00:09:15Stop.
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:18Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki.
00:09:32Sharpie.
00:09:33Now.
00:09:35If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel?
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mama, Sita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:05Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost touch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:13I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:19Come here, friend.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:23And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:31Great!
00:10:32More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits?
00:10:41The outcasts?
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:10:46To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:14Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:11:16Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con Con, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:11:30We have to do this.
00:11:32Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:11:35Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:46Even our parents want us together!
00:11:48It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Ah, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:01Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Theory of relativity.
00:12:09The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:12:14I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:16No, you're not going anywhere and changing this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it!
00:12:23If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28You wasted.
00:12:31How?
00:12:33Told ya.
00:12:35See you later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:50Um...
00:12:52Hey, Nia?
00:12:54Um, I'm sorry.
00:12:56I didn't mean to...
00:12:57Um...
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:00Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:13:06It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's like indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I...
00:13:18I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:25Hmm.
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:33I like who?
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:13:40She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:52Wow.
00:13:54Huh.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:14:03not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:08Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:14:15Oh, my God, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:17Oh, fuck.
00:14:18No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:19I'm great.
00:14:19What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:23She...
00:14:24Oh, God.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:27Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:14:32smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:14:38You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:41She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:50Cool.
00:14:50Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list, item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that your crush likes someone else.
00:15:00What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:08Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:29Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:32Dr. Jessica!
00:15:38If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect.
00:15:46Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:51Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:57Oh, man.
00:15:59Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:07What's his challenge?
00:16:08A chemistry test.
00:16:09What?
00:16:10Great.
00:16:11Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:16Sexual...what?
00:16:16What?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Yeah, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:39Boo!
00:16:40No more applause.
00:16:41Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me, knee pads.
00:16:43Your little friend lost.
00:16:45Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:51What the hell was that?
00:16:53Me winning.
00:16:54Can't wait to have that king.
00:16:56Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us your best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04Get your man, Mia!
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:17:09Or anybody.
00:17:10Bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13Bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:17I'm not doing this for them.
00:17:19It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my name.
00:17:23High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No.
00:17:27You follow my lead.
00:17:32You follow my lead.
00:17:39Woo!
00:17:42Woo!
00:17:43Woo, woo!
00:17:43Woo!
00:17:50So, you guys.
00:17:51Who did it better?
00:17:53Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:55Mia!
00:17:56Mia!
00:17:57Mia!
00:17:57Mia!
00:17:59Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:03How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The hotel wants us together! Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19Goddard!
00:18:25Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling! Go over there!
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:18:36Go go go go go go!
00:18:37You just talked to me!
00:18:38I can't!
00:18:41Mia, we really need to talk.
00:18:45About that kiss.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:50College. Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:55No.
00:18:57I don't know, but I will one day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:03So you can predict the future?
00:19:04Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:19:15Somewhere, where there's less interruptions.
00:19:20Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:26Actually about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:32Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:38At least that's what the rumors say.
00:19:41Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get boats is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:56Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:20:04Get royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:17If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25You still want to do this?
00:20:27Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:31Let the best baker win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:35And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48We don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:06Just a bitch strikes again.
00:21:08Oh, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go curse her?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14But I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:24Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Mia, where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy, comp comp?
00:21:36Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:42Hold on.
00:21:44May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:48I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:55Yeah, you look like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Overdressed much?
00:22:00Come on, girls.
00:22:01We have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:22:05High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hot girl.
00:22:09Look who's talking, chef.
00:22:12Ready to win?
00:22:13Stop putting on a show!
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:24Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:28Boo!
00:22:35Shut up or die!
00:22:39All right.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Uh, do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:48with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:56All right, contestants.
00:22:57The bake-off begins now.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:02And we'll just make this in here.
00:23:06Like this, like that.
00:23:14And then this, that's on your nose.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:27No more.
00:23:29No.
00:23:33Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:23:37I hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:49Foot slipped.
00:23:51Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:54Sorry.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:24:00Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:12It's fine.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:13So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist always has a pin.
00:24:22And time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:31Jessica, you're up.
00:24:33It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:45It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:15The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:25:26The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:25:35Mia Watkins.
00:25:37Mia, the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:47We did it.
00:25:50I can't believe it.
00:25:51Oh, that's my queen.
00:25:52That's my best friend.
00:25:54We love her.
00:25:55Best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do that.
00:26:02No!
00:26:03Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:14I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:19High school bucket list item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot.
00:26:23Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus kids!
00:26:35No, no, stop it!
00:26:36Stop it!
00:26:37Stop it!
00:26:43Stop!
00:26:44Stop!
00:26:51Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:26:56Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:27:01Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:27:04You and your friends can go.
00:27:06What?
00:27:07No, she's lying!
00:27:09I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:12You know what?
00:27:13No.
00:27:15I like having an attitude.
00:27:17I lived for years without one.
00:27:19And now, it's here to stay.
00:27:21One more bad word.
00:27:23One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:27:28Fine.
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bride you.
00:27:36Oh, sorry.
00:27:37No one knows about that yet.
00:27:38Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended?
00:27:45I can't get suspended.
00:27:46My dad's going to fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:27:48No, no, no.
00:27:49I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:27:51You're both free to go.
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:53Of course.
00:27:55You're both free to go.
00:27:56And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:27:59The door's always open.
00:28:00How much money did her dad give you?
00:28:04Uh, $147,347.
00:28:07You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:28:11On a second though, why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:28:18Oh, fuck.
00:28:19Oh, fuck.
00:28:21Ugh.
00:28:22Whoa.
00:28:23Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:25Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:28:32Right.
00:28:33It's no big deal.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:35So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:41Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:44What's that one again?
00:28:46Anatomy.
00:28:46It's the study of the human body.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You want to do it at my place?
00:28:54My parents aren't home.
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:56Let go.
00:29:00Like us, together, you're alone?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Let's go, professor.
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:20Take care.
00:29:32Take care.
00:30:21Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:42All right, please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:47Can I?
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51All right.
00:30:55All right.
00:31:06All right.
00:31:09All right.
00:31:39All right.
00:31:48All right.
00:31:49All right.
00:31:50All right.
00:32:06What is it?
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my.
00:32:14Um, brachialis.
00:32:19Are you kidding me?
00:32:22Oh my god.
00:32:25You're cheating!
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:32:52close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:57I may have made up a few questions to level the playing field.
00:33:06Bad girl, violence is against the rules, so as a penalty you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god, oh no.
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:38No, I'm just sure.
00:33:42That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor, are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit.
00:33:55That's my dad.
00:33:56No.
00:33:56My dad's right.
00:33:56No.
00:33:57No.
00:33:57No.
00:33:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:58Come on, come on.
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:02Yeah, just a second.
00:34:11I'm just kidding.
00:34:19Oh, hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:34:27So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad's not like that.
00:34:32Mia is unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:47Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:35:01You know what?
00:35:01Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:35:03I will help Connor pass.
00:35:06And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait, just please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:27Alone.
00:35:29Dad, wait.
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor's barely said a word to me since that night out of stats.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:13Keep up the good work.
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I wouldn't have been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:40Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:43I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:04Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:26Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:37:28We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:35Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:37:37Come on, let's bounce before he's eating.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:38Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:48Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work,
00:37:56but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:38:01I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:09No.
00:38:10No, I like barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise you question.
00:38:51Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:38:55me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:07No fights.
00:39:08Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:10I'm busy.
00:39:11Yeah, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you.
00:39:23But it is because I-
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:28I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open.
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:43Alright, let's go.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:56CopCon!
00:39:57What a surprise!
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:08Ugh.
00:40:08You know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart.
00:40:20And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:33No, no, no, wait.
00:40:34You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:42Hey!
00:40:43Get the fuck off her!
00:40:45Aw, shit.
00:40:48Cap's here!
00:40:49Anybody else want to trip to the ER?
00:40:52You mind if I borrow this?
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:01Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:09Alright.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11What better party did you get to?
00:41:14Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:20You know,
00:41:21for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys walking away
00:41:27together.
00:41:29Really?
00:41:32You know, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:41:38So, who is?
00:41:42You are...
00:41:47You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:07She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come. My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:17High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:26You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30If you're into that.
00:42:30If you weren't, like, was.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or if not. I mean...
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:43Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:45Yeah.
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:46Cool.
00:42:47Go away the way.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48Let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:43:01Should I...
00:43:14You look...
00:43:20Wow.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you, like, a psychic or something?
00:43:32No.
00:43:33I'm future girl.
00:43:34Remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:42Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:43:58Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:10Hey, Con Con.
00:44:13You're Sasquatch.
00:44:15I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:44:18And...
00:44:19I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22We'll study in on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:02She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:10Hey.
00:45:12I like your big tails.
00:45:13And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:21Actually...
00:45:23It does.
00:45:26Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um...
00:45:30Yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:45:31Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:47You know...
00:45:48A year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:45:52But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:11What about...
00:46:12What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:18I...
00:46:19Nobody knows about that.
00:46:20You just wait till Facebook.
00:46:23Facebook...
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today...
00:46:31Is you.
00:46:41What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato pool.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:46:48That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:55Hey.
00:46:56You're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica.
00:47:07You think being prom queen is all about look.
00:47:10Right?
00:47:12High school bucket list item number 12.
00:47:15Flown it while you got it.
00:47:32You ain't gonna get it.
00:47:33You ain't gonna get it.
00:47:34You ain't gonna get it.
00:48:02Hiling off.
00:48:06High school bucket list item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:48:13Who cares if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that.
00:48:16I can do it, and I bet I can do it even better!
00:48:30Fine, let those mouthwrages have a dumbass party!
00:48:34Bye, Jess!
00:48:40Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:48:46I love you!
00:49:08Ow! Ah, my wrist! I think I sprained it!
00:49:12Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Mia!
00:49:16Hey, she's not waking up!
00:49:17She needs help!
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice!
00:49:21Now!
00:49:23Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:49:25You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I...
00:49:29Not before I tell you that I...
00:49:34Mia, I've always...
00:49:36Mia, hey! Hey!
00:49:38Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:49:48Okay, I was trying to recycle!
00:49:52How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:56I didn't see that coming.
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:04Hey, party's over!
00:50:06Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him!
00:50:08Go!
00:50:08Get out!
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia!
00:50:10Vote Mia!
00:50:10Vote Mia!
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Let's go.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:26For saving my life.
00:50:28I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:30For the record...
00:50:32You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:50:40What's wrong?
00:50:41Jess never gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:50:50And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:01Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like?
00:51:09She...
00:51:10I know.
00:51:10She's a genius.
00:51:11You're getting your grades up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor?
00:51:20Can you stay with me?
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:40You're the genius, Tommy.
00:51:43I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:44I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:50You're the genius.
00:51:59Don't imbeau légile.
00:52:04You're the genius.
00:52:10You are all for this.
00:52:12You'reычone獣.
00:52:14you have a beautiful voice you scared me
00:52:22no I don't I like the same when I'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is good
00:52:31just anyone what is all this well you know that you listen
00:52:42senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class you want to help me rap
00:52:49Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:52:56I've never met anyone like you
00:53:00not yet anyway
00:53:06so eight ball girl what's future me like
00:53:10don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:53:13no you're not don't even look I know you're not
00:53:18you're you're actually super successful
00:53:23really smart
00:53:26kind
00:53:30you're pretty perfect
00:53:36no wonder I was in love
00:53:45hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:53:48no one
00:53:51I meant that I was in love with being from the future
00:53:57because now I know all of these it's awesome
00:54:01yeah so so who do I get married to
00:54:08Jessica Alba
00:54:09so you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:54:16okay you know I can actually read the future also really you know what I see in our future
00:54:27will you come to my basketball finals
00:54:31I'd love to
00:54:33question
00:54:35are you gonna invite your dad
00:54:37I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:54:43he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:54:45wait wait wait
00:54:49Connor your dad
00:54:51enough about my dad
00:54:52actually come on you don't want to be late
00:55:11everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:55:16sure but I also just wanted to do something nice
00:55:22because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:55:27and who knows what'll happen then
00:55:29right
00:55:34graduate in style besties
00:55:37oh you're too late butterface
00:55:41the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:55:59so you're buying votes now
00:56:01me
00:56:02no
00:56:03I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:56:08but I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:56:15besties
00:56:17you don't even know their names
00:56:20of course I do
00:56:22well
00:56:23the hot ones
00:56:24the rest are freaks not people
00:56:26but hey money talks right
00:56:29even to losers with social rabies
00:56:33but come on now let's see what you got
00:56:43look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:56:48cute
00:56:49I got some Gucci earrings
00:56:58at least my gifts mean something
00:57:01um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:57:06but you can't because you're a nobody Mia
00:57:10do you want to try saying that again
00:57:12relax Jack Bauer
00:57:14brutal honesty is an act of love
00:57:18and I love all my subjects
00:57:21even you
00:57:22look
00:57:41OMG you're twin
00:57:52Marge Simpson hair pancake face
00:57:55Hool-Aid body
00:57:56I mean it's perfect
00:57:58oh and con con here is your gift
00:58:01only the best for the basketball captain
00:58:05I don't want anything from you
00:58:08not even a brand new limited edition PS2
00:58:17no matter what I do
00:58:18this always gets your way
00:58:20prom queen
00:58:21connor
00:58:21what am I even doing here
00:58:26bribes aren't my thing
00:58:28maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:58:30he might be down
00:58:33hey Mia wait
00:58:35hand out the gifts that you brought
00:58:38they're special
00:58:39not because they're expensive or fancy
00:58:41but because they're from you
00:58:42no
00:58:43no
00:58:43no they're stupid
00:58:46and she
00:58:46she won this one
00:58:48so let's just go
00:58:49just trust me
00:58:51they're gonna love them
00:58:52hey you guys
00:58:54Mia has gifts for all of you
00:58:55and you're gonna love them
00:59:24so I know these aren't
00:59:27coach bags
00:59:28or Tiffany Grace books
00:59:29but
00:59:31I hope when you enter the real world
00:59:35you'll remember them
00:59:37Mia what did you do
00:59:43how'd you know I wanted to be an artist
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist
00:59:50but you should
00:59:51you're more talented than you know
00:59:55you just need a cool artist name
00:59:58like
01:00:00Banksy
01:00:11you'll be an amazing songwriter
01:00:13just
01:00:14write about that breakup
01:00:16Taylor
01:00:20that's just a little reminder
01:00:22to
01:00:23keep following your dreams
01:00:24be
01:00:26Jordan
01:00:28Mia
01:00:29these are
01:00:30incredible
01:00:31but I'm
01:00:32kind of confused
01:00:35by my gift
01:00:36just
01:00:37wait a few years
01:00:38you're gonna be filthy rich
01:00:42and
01:00:43you deserve it
01:00:48everybody shut up
01:00:50why the hell are they all cheering for you
01:00:54why don't you open your gift
01:00:55and find out
01:00:56I got one for you too
01:01:03you trash
01:01:05easy cries
01:01:06boo
01:01:06fuck
01:01:08okay
01:01:09alright fine
01:01:10you just keep your mouth
01:01:11wait
01:01:17okay
01:01:21this one's for you
01:01:31Mia
01:01:32I
01:01:36me and my dad
01:01:37used to fish every weekend
01:01:40this is the first lure he ever bought me
01:01:43how did you find
01:01:45a year from now
01:01:48Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:01:50it's his favorite memory of them together
01:01:52do everything with your dad
01:01:55while you can
01:01:59you'll never get this time back
01:02:02thank you
01:02:03yeah thank you
01:02:04thank you
01:02:07oh my god I didn't get you anything
01:02:09hey no
01:02:09just tell me what you want
01:02:10and I'll go get it
01:02:11promise me
01:02:13that you'll invite your dad to the games
01:02:15that's all I want
01:02:27for you
01:02:29I'll do it
01:02:34congrats
01:02:35looks like you went over the class
01:02:38now what
01:02:42it's time to step out of the shadows
01:02:47hey everyone
01:02:49tonight
01:02:50all of us misfits
01:02:52are going to the finals
01:02:55boycotting
01:02:55Jessica's prom queens
01:03:08I knew he wouldn't make it
01:03:27what are you rejects doing here
01:03:32animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:03:36we're taking a stand
01:03:38we won't be bought or bullied
01:03:39by mean girls like you
01:03:42no plastics for prom
01:03:43no plastics for prom
01:03:46you all worshipped me a year ago
01:03:49worshipped
01:03:52they were terrified of you
01:03:53it's just that they were too scared to speak
01:03:56but now
01:03:57we've finally found our voice
01:03:59right
01:04:02since you suddenly think
01:04:05you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:04:07let's hear your voice
01:04:11attention everyone
01:04:14America's favorite outcast
01:04:17Mia Watkins
01:04:18just volunteered
01:04:20to sing the national anthem
01:04:23in front of the whole school
01:04:39come on
01:04:41Mia
01:04:42we're all waiting
01:04:45hey
01:04:46hey yes you can
01:04:48show them all what you can do
01:04:52all of them
01:04:55no no I can't sing
01:04:56in front of all those people
01:04:59just don't look at them
01:05:00look at me
01:05:02I believe in you Mia
01:05:04get your camcorder ready
01:05:06this is going to be legendary
01:05:09I believe in you
01:05:16high school bucket list
01:05:17item number 14
01:05:18live your Beyonce dance
01:05:25hi everyone
01:05:28please rise
01:05:49just look at me
01:06:00oh say
01:06:02can you
01:06:05see
01:06:05by the dawn's
01:06:10early light
01:06:12what so proudly
01:06:15we hailed
01:06:17at the twilight's
01:06:21last gleaming
01:06:23whose broad stripes
01:06:26and bright stars
01:06:28through the perilous fight
01:06:33o'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:38were so gallantly streaming
01:06:42and the rocket's red glare
01:06:47the bombs bursting in air
01:06:52gave proof through the night
01:06:57that our flag was still there
01:07:02oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:07:15o'er the land of the free
01:07:21and the home of the brave
01:07:40give it up for Mia
01:07:42this is going to be your new prom queen
01:07:47see
01:07:48everyone loves you
01:08:06if you want to win
01:08:07you got to give him a show right
01:08:09yeah
01:08:09plus I like kissing you
01:08:11what were you saying
01:08:14oh nothing that I um
01:08:15I just thought I'm really
01:08:25shit that's my dad
01:08:27what is he doing here
01:08:28he never comes to my games
01:08:29what if I fuck up
01:08:31hey
01:08:32Connor you're gonna be fine
01:08:36this is the big game
01:08:37Mia
01:08:39this is the only game
01:08:40he cares about
01:08:41hey look at me
01:08:43I already know what happens
01:08:44remember
01:08:46listen
01:08:47in the last moment
01:08:49take that three-pointer
01:08:51it'll seem impossible
01:08:52but
01:08:53trust me
01:09:00and here we go everyone
01:09:02the big championship game
01:09:04the Fairfield Lions
01:09:05versus the Falcons
01:09:06for the big one
01:09:07here we go
01:09:08ladies and gentlemen
01:09:09let's begin
01:09:37and ten seconds left
01:09:39home team is down
01:09:40two points
01:09:41and Connor Oliver
01:09:42has the ball
01:09:58he's going to risk it all
01:09:59on the three-pointer
01:10:00and there he goes
01:10:04yes he scores
01:10:06the Fairfield Lions
01:10:0849-48
01:10:09and they win the game
01:10:20let's go
01:10:23first
01:10:24an A
01:10:25and now
01:10:25this
01:10:27expect me
01:10:29at all
01:10:30your college games
01:10:31con
01:10:32really
01:10:32really
01:10:35sorry
01:10:36for missing out
01:10:37on this
01:10:39and on you
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud
01:10:46son
01:10:47looks like you got a fan
01:10:48who feels the same
01:10:51congratulations
01:10:52yeah
01:10:56you were right about everything
01:10:58oh
01:10:59am I being pumped
01:11:01that pimply mouth
01:11:03buddy there isn't
01:11:03going to steal
01:11:04con con
01:11:04and my crown
01:11:07we will take her down
01:11:08with the dance
01:11:09for good
01:11:10I'm going because of you
01:11:12no no
01:11:13I'm going because of you
01:11:14I just gave you
01:11:16a little hint
01:11:17but I do accept
01:11:19payment
01:11:19and kisses
01:11:22I could do a lot better
01:11:35than that
01:11:35wait
01:11:37should we be doing this
01:11:39I mean what about your crush
01:11:40the girl you've worked so hard for
01:11:43it's you Mia
01:11:44it always has been
01:11:50holy circuits
01:11:59I don't know
01:12:00I don't know
01:12:01I don't know
01:12:01I don't know
01:12:02I don't know
01:12:02I don't know
01:12:03I don't know
01:12:04I don't know
01:12:04I don't know
01:12:05I don't know
01:12:07I don't know
01:12:08I don't know
01:12:08I don't know
01:12:08I don't know
01:12:09I don't know
01:12:09I don't know
01:12:10I don't know
01:12:12I don't know
01:12:16I don't know
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:49You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:13:14Mm-hmm.
01:13:15And what about brown tonight?
01:13:19Hmm?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:13:24I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:26You're never going to let that go.
01:13:31It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40What?
01:13:41Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:43What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53So hot.
01:13:58Okay, so...
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:14:09Mia Watkins.
01:14:11Mm-hmm.
01:14:13Will you...
01:14:19Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you.
01:14:28And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:39Let's go win that crown.
01:14:40Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:46I am going to give you
01:14:48the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:14:55Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to think of the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:07No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:13I know she won't because
01:15:16I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20Say it again?
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:15:27So I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:33I'm from the future.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:47Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to, like, call my parents
01:15:50or the cops
01:15:51or, uh, an exorcist?
01:15:54No, you're not.
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy
01:15:57and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future,
01:16:04I believe you.
01:16:09Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:16:12How's Lost Island?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:16:15Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:19And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's violent.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me with this, Lance?
01:16:35Come in.
01:16:37But before we close the hell mouth,
01:16:40that is Jess.
01:16:42Let's go.
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:12Thanks.
01:17:14Hopefully I'll look.
01:17:16I'll look.
01:17:18I'll look.
01:17:19I'll look.
01:17:30Welcome, students,
01:17:32to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left
01:17:43to vote for this year's Prom King
01:17:44and Prom Queen.
01:17:47Yay!
01:17:50Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:58Let's bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:12Hong Kong, you look so great.
01:18:15Black is definitely in your color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance
01:18:20to make the right choice.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:26I don't, I, I want Mia.
01:18:29Ugh!
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:31We are perfect together.
01:18:33Why would you date a dishrag
01:18:35when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40Con Con, think about your future.
01:18:43My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself
01:18:51and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:53Girl, you can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:19:15Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything
01:19:31other than winning.
01:19:45principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying.
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes
01:20:22for this year's Prom Queen!
01:20:25Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage,
01:20:30Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart!
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star, Connor Oliver!
01:21:00While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart!
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere!
01:21:32Hi. I shouldn't be here. That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough. I wasn't pretty enough. I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:53And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:01You're not.
01:22:16All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20Looks like we have a winner.
01:22:29And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:22:38Jessica Hart!
01:22:44I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, shh. It's okay. This is your moment. You earned it.
01:22:54I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, King. It's for the yearbook.
01:23:07You were right. You saw it all.
01:23:14And you believed to me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:37Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia Watkins?
01:23:41They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No!
01:23:47These are fake!
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:23:51Mia.
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No.
01:23:54No.
01:23:55Actually...
01:23:57Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:01Okay?
01:24:02Mia...
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:05It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:11Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia!
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:23Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:26They actually voted for me.
01:24:27I never doubted them.
01:24:30Or you.
01:24:38High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:24:42Embrace your inner crown.
01:24:45Dad!
01:24:46The crown is mine!
01:24:48I'm the popular one!
01:24:49I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:24:53What more do you people want?!
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:25:17This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:19Security!
01:25:20No!
01:25:21No!
01:25:21It was Mia!
01:25:23She...
01:25:23She knows things.
01:25:25She's like a...
01:25:26A psychic or a witch or something.
01:25:27I swear!
01:25:28Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:40She's so nasty.
01:25:43That's something Mia, fuck me.
01:25:45You'll get it in a few years.
01:25:46No!
01:25:46No!
01:25:47This isn't right!
01:25:50You suck!
01:25:52You're cheating!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:25:58Here.
01:26:00Take this.
01:26:03No, I can't take that.
01:26:05Yes.
01:26:05I want you to.
01:26:08Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:26:12You're a little time-traveling nerd.
01:26:16Right here.
01:26:31Yeah.
01:26:32Hey.
01:26:33Yeah.
01:26:34Really?
01:26:36You okay?
01:26:38Connor...
01:26:39What happened?
01:26:48You tripped and fell.
01:26:50You alright?
01:26:52Yeah.
01:26:57Where's Jessica?
01:26:59Jessica?
01:27:00Hmm?
01:27:02Jessica?
01:27:02Jessica Hart?
01:27:04I don't know.
01:27:05She's probably in prison by now.
01:27:07Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:27:09Hmm.
01:27:10I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:27:13Whoa.
01:27:16Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:27:23But that's all in the past.
01:27:25I want to focus on the future.
01:27:29You know, Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:27:37You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:27:46And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking
01:27:55on the whole world, I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:28:04Give me a walk, kids.
01:28:09Will you marry me?
01:28:11Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:28:15Yes.
01:28:16Of course.
01:28:23I can't believe this is happening.
01:28:25You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:28:28You didn't see this coming?
01:28:29Yeah.
01:28:31Us getting engaged?
01:28:33No.
01:28:34Not a million years.
01:28:37But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:28:43I always knew.
01:28:57No one makes me feel like you do.
01:29:04No one sets my body on fire.
01:29:09No one gives me shivers like you.
01:29:15Oh, no one does it, baby.
01:29:19No one gives me shivers like you.
01:29:31Oh, no one does it, baby.
01:29:32Go toφ.
01:29:32Do not feel happy about High School.
01:29:32You're Jr.
01:29:32Everything we conversing was going.
01:29:32You
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