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00:01:58what the doctor say nothing supposedly it's just a 24-hour bug he gave me some pills i told you
00:02:04he probably just ate some bad gristle we take the shortcut or the scenic route let's take the
00:02:09shortcut but the scenic route is so much prettier okay let's take the scenic route great it's actually
00:02:14slightly quicker anyway what is a squab you know what a squab is
00:02:38it's like a pigeon i suppose should we go through the hole under the horse fence or climb the rail
00:02:43over the bridle path well i guess the horse fence would be a little safer well but the bridle path
00:02:47puts us right out next to the squab shack oh okay what's wrong you're acting all skittish
00:02:55don't worry i've been stealing birds for a living since before i could trot
00:02:58by the way you look unbelievably beautiful tonight you're practically glowing maybe it's the lighting
00:03:04i've been in this town so once it's back in the city i've been taken for a lost and gone
00:03:10and unknown for a long long time
00:03:14fell in love used to come with an innocent girl who from the spanish and indian home
00:03:21but she was alive
00:03:25once a night came to the square of the fire and she was running in the road and the police
00:03:31that eventually
00:03:32brought her down but she's still dancing in the night i'm afraid of what it do
00:03:44what's that what i think it's a fox truck look at this no get away from there is it spring
00:03:49loaded
00:03:49yeah yeah i guess if you come from over there and you're standing at this door to the squab shack
00:03:54this little gadget probably triggers what move out of the way darling that's right where it's
00:03:58in the land don't let's go
00:04:04no it just falls straight right down i guess it's not spring loaded i'm pregnant
00:04:14wow we're gonna have a cup honey that's great news if we're still alive
00:04:24if we're still alive tomorrow morning i want you to find another line of work
00:04:30okay
00:04:33my children were raised you know they suddenly rise
00:04:37they started so long ago head to toe healthy will be and wise
00:04:57does anybody actually read my column your friends ever talk about it of course
00:05:01in fact rabbit's ex-girlfriend just said to me last week i should read fox he's column but they don't
00:05:06get the gazette ash let's get cracking why would they it's a rag sheet i'm sick you're not sick i
00:05:12have a
00:05:12temperature you don't have a temperature i don't want to go hurry up you're gonna be late
00:05:16i love the way you handle that
00:05:23your cousin christopherson's coming on the 6th i want you to be extra nice to him
00:05:27because he's going through a very hard time right now where's he gonna sleep
00:05:30we're gonna make a bed for him in your room i can't spare the space put him in dad's study
00:05:34dad's study is occupied by dad
00:05:39i don't want to live in a hole anymore it makes me feel poor we are poor but we're happy
00:05:45come see come saw anyway the views are better above ground
00:05:51honey i'm seven non-fox years old now my father died at seven and a half i don't want to
00:05:56live
00:05:56in a hole anymore and i'm gonna do something about it
00:06:07well i'm off have a good day my darlings you know foxes live in holes for a reason
00:06:17yes no
00:06:21what are you wearing why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks
00:06:30well i guess he's just different
00:06:50obviously it's first growth indigenous original dirt floor good bark skipping stone hearth as you can see
00:06:58kylie kylie what did i tell you i'm showing the property you're not supposed to be here
00:07:02oh what time is it i'm sorry this is kylie he's the super he's a little uh what's in the
00:07:07bucket
00:07:07mr kylie see you see what his eyes look like kylie kylie huh uh just minnows
00:07:14kylie certainly thank you
00:07:18that's not exactly an evergreen is it aren't there any pines on the market on this side of the river
00:07:23but pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range what what's that
00:07:38may i ask what you do for a living mr fox
00:07:40i used to steal birds but now i'm a newspaper man
00:07:44oh sure i've seen your byline
00:07:48good afternoon gentlemen
00:07:49you good you go
00:07:50oh and kylie thank you for the minnow
00:07:53it was superb
00:08:03don't buy this tree foxy you're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate plus moving into the
00:08:08most dangerous neighborhood in the country for someone of your type of species
00:08:11you're exaggerating badger
00:08:14i'm sugarcoating it man this is bogus bunce and bean three of the meanest nastiest ugliest farmers in the
00:08:20history of this valley really tell me about it
00:08:25all right
00:08:26walt bogus is a chicken farmer probably the most successful in the world
00:08:30he weighs the same as a young rhinoceros
00:08:32he eats three chickens every day for breakfast lunch supper and dessert
00:08:37that's 12 in total per diem
00:08:39nate bunce is a duck and goose farmer
00:08:41he's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf
00:08:44and his chin would be underwater in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet
00:08:48his food is homemade donuts with smashed up goose livers injected into them
00:08:53frank bean is a turkey and apple farmer
00:08:55he invented his own species of each
00:08:57he lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider which he makes from his apples
00:09:04he's as skinny as a pencil as smart as a whip and possibly the scariest man currently living
00:09:11the local human children sing a kind of eerie little rhyme about him
00:09:16here listen to that
00:09:27and summation i think you just gotta not do it man that's all
00:09:32i understand what you're saying and your comments are valuable
00:09:35but i'm gonna ignore your advice
00:09:38the cuss you are
00:09:41the cuss of mine
00:09:43are you cussing with me
00:09:45no you cussing with me
00:09:46don't cuss and point me
00:09:47you're gonna cuss with somebody
00:09:47you're not gonna cuss with me
00:09:49you're gonna cuss with me
00:09:59just by the tree
00:10:00okay
00:10:01take a left and then to the right set him down
00:10:03there's another back
00:10:04help that other guy over there
00:10:05live with your legs not with your back
00:10:06flip it sideways
00:10:07don't try to be a superman here
00:10:08alright we got two circuits here
00:10:10we got the yellow circuit and the green circuit
00:10:11let's just keep them separated
00:10:12hold it right there
00:10:13now we need to bring about 2% more in
00:10:15good here we go
00:10:16a little bit more
00:10:17a little bit more
00:10:18that looks good
00:10:18let's get that bottom structure really settled in
00:10:21let's bring in the side unit
00:10:22watch out
00:10:22try to be careful of the branches here guys
00:10:24don't peel away the bark
00:10:32hi
00:10:33hi
00:10:55he's slightly younger but he's a cuss of a lot bigger
00:10:57that's just genetics i guess
00:10:59ash has a littler body type
00:11:05uh...
00:11:06okay
00:11:07now you're all grown up
00:11:08cool
00:11:09ah...
00:11:10watch this dad
00:11:13well well
00:11:15good jump ash
00:11:17remember to keep your tail tucked
00:11:18once we watched the amazing world
00:11:21still painting thunderstorms i see
00:11:23do you still feel poor
00:11:27less so
00:11:39woohoo, woo, whoa
00:11:41look at that, this kid's a natural
00:11:43I'm speechless, Christopherson
00:11:52plus he knows karate
00:12:00do you think I'm an athlete?
00:12:02what are you talking about?
00:12:03well, you know, I think I'm an athlete
00:12:05and sometimes I feel like you guys
00:12:07don't see me that way
00:12:09what's the subtext here?
00:12:10is he praying?
00:12:12I think that's yoga
00:12:17how long is Christopherson supposed to stay with us?
00:12:19until your uncle gets better
00:12:21right, but roughly how long do we plan to give him on that?
00:12:23double pneumonia?
00:12:25it isn't really that big of a deal, is it?
00:12:27lower your voice, Ash
00:12:38who am I, Kylie?
00:12:40who how?
00:12:41what now?
00:12:42why a fox?
00:12:43why not a horse or a beetle or a bald eagle?
00:12:45I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know?
00:12:49who am I?
00:12:50and how can a fox ever be happy
00:12:52without a, uh, you'll forgive the expression
00:12:53a chicken in its teeth?
00:12:56I don't know what you're talking about
00:12:57but it sounds illegal
00:12:58here, put this bandit head on
00:13:02maybe you're a medium
00:13:02take it off for a minute
00:13:03and don't wait around the house
00:13:06and so it begins
00:13:10uh, do you mind if I slide my bedroll
00:13:12slightly out from under the train set?
00:13:13it's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position
00:13:16there's a lot
00:13:17of attitudes going on around here
00:13:20don't let me get one
00:13:21no, it's only just in my spinal cord
00:13:23you get it
00:13:23sleep wherever you want, man
00:13:24here, take my bed
00:13:26I'll just, uh
00:13:27I'll crawl under the bookcase
00:13:28who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
00:13:31never mind
00:13:31oh, you're gonna pout about it?
00:13:33because I've had it up to
00:13:34here!
00:13:34with the sad house guest routine
00:13:44goodnight
00:14:05hey, listen, it's постes university
00:14:22sorryboys
00:14:42I used to do this professionally, and I was very successful at it.
00:14:46I had to get out of it for personal reasons, but I've decided to secretly do one last big job
00:14:50on the sly.
00:14:51I'm bringing you in as my secretary and personal assistant.
00:14:54Okay.
00:14:56This is actually kind of a big deal, so don't just say, okay.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:00Well, thank you.
00:15:00I'm gonna tape this for my records, so don't make a lot of sounds.
00:15:03Meaning stop rocking.
00:15:06Master Plan, Phase One, Side A.
00:15:09We'll start with Boggess' chicken house number one.
00:15:11His only security is a few old hunting beagles and a low stone wall.
00:15:15Now, a word about beagles.
00:15:16Never look a beagle directly in the eye.
00:15:18And if-
00:15:19Why not?
00:15:20Beagles aren't so tough.
00:15:22Yeah?
00:15:22Well, first of all, one of these beagles has chronic rabies, which he's on medication for,
00:15:26and if you get bit by him, you have to get shots in your stomach for six months.
00:15:29And second, listen, I'm not gonna justify this to you.
00:15:31Just pay attention and stop interrupting me.
00:15:33I'm taping this.
00:15:34I picked some blueberries and laced each one with ten milligrams of high-potency sleeping powder,
00:15:38enough to tranquilize a gorilla.
00:15:40How do we make them eat it?
00:15:41Beagles love blueberries.
00:15:43Remember, they aren't very smart, but they're incredibly paranoid, so always kill a chicken in one bite.
00:15:49One bite, get it?
00:15:52Are you listening to me?
00:15:53I look into your eyes and I can't tell whether you're getting anything I'm saying.
00:16:01Magnesium?
00:16:03Magnesium!
00:16:04Sorry.
00:16:06Uh, pipette?
00:16:08Pipette!
00:16:08Oh, sorry.
00:16:10Potassium?
00:16:11What are you looking at?
00:16:13Oh, no.
00:16:16Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?
00:16:18I beg your pardon?
00:16:19What's that mean?
00:16:20That means I didn't understand what you just said, a wet sandwich?
00:16:22Yeah, a wet sandwich.
00:16:24He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's... different.
00:16:27Are you a bully?
00:16:28You're starting to sound like a bully.
00:16:30Watch this.
00:16:33That's...
00:16:33You just destroyed the whole experiment.
00:16:35You better extinguish this magnesium.
00:16:37Stand back.
00:16:40Oh.
00:16:42Oof.
00:16:44Hmm.
00:16:45I like your ears.
00:16:47My?
00:16:48Mm-hmm.
00:16:50I like your spots.
00:16:51Really?
00:16:51I used to cover them up, but, uh, you know.
00:16:55Hmm?
00:16:55You're supposed to be in my lab partner.
00:16:58I am.
00:16:59No, you're not.
00:17:00You're disloyal.
00:17:09I am.
00:17:21I am.
00:17:24I am.
00:17:24You're ready for that.
00:17:25Oh.
00:17:26What?
00:17:27Yeah.
00:17:28Back in the old days, Sidney used to do a thing where somebody saw a wolf who would
00:17:31all...
00:17:31Wolf?
00:17:31What wolf?
00:17:34Huh?
00:17:35Nothing?
00:17:36Never mind.
00:17:38Here comes a low stone wall.
00:17:39Not a problem.
00:17:44What the cuss?
00:17:45Where did this giant fence come from?
00:17:46We had a master plan.
00:17:47What's this lightning bolt?
00:17:50That could mean maybe this fence might be electric.
00:17:53Well, I just hope it doesn't mean thunder, because I have a phobia of that.
00:17:56Ah.
00:18:06Watch this.
00:18:32Beagles love blueberries, didn't I tell you?
00:18:34The master plan's working again.
00:18:36Now, this is the tricky part.
00:18:38One of us has got to jump that barbed wire, slide under the tire spikes, and flip open the
00:18:42fence latch.
00:18:43Who's it gonna be?
00:18:43Not me.
00:18:44You know who could do this part easily is Christopherson.
00:18:47That kid's like a professional Olympic level.
00:18:48Why don't you run that way?
00:18:49There's no obstacles.
00:18:52Yeah, that's better.
00:19:03I said one bite.
00:19:05I'm trying.
00:19:06I have a different kind of teeth from you.
00:19:07I'm an opossum.
00:19:09Give me that.
00:19:12That's so grisly.
00:19:13There's blood and everything.
00:19:14Follow me.
00:19:31All right, what's the master escape plan?
00:19:36Follow me again.
00:19:47Give me that.
00:19:59All right, let's hit the five a dime on the way home.
00:20:02We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax paper so it looks like
00:20:05we got it from the butcher shop.
00:20:14Where'd you get this chicken?
00:20:17I picked it up at the five and dime last night on my way back.
00:20:20It's got a bogus farms tag around its ankle.
00:20:23Huh.
00:20:24Must have escaped from there before I bought it.
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:32Psst.
00:20:34It's Bunce tonight.
00:20:35He's got a refrigerated smokehouse with a hundred d's head.
00:20:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:38I thought you said we were only doing one last big job.
00:20:41We are.
00:20:42But it's not done yet.
00:20:44It's a triple header.
00:20:44And we're going to get our
00:21:23huh let's see some hustle coach we don't have whack bat where i'm from what are the rules
00:21:27there's no whack bat on the other side of the river no we mostly just run grass sprints or
00:21:32play acorns oh well it's real simple basically there's three grabbers three taggers five twig
00:21:37runners and the player at whack bat center tagger lights a pine cone chucks it over the basket and
00:21:41the whack batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock then the twig runners dash back
00:21:45and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hot box finally at the end you count
00:21:49up however many score downs it adds up to and divide that by nine got it going for ash substitution
00:21:55ash come out you need a breather come out what i still feel good coach let me finish this eighth
00:22:02no no come on step out step out let's go am i getting better coach well you're sure as cuss
00:22:10not getting any worse really i mean you think i could end up being as good as my dad if
00:22:14i keep
00:22:14practicing your dad your dad was probably the best whack bat player we ever had in this school
00:22:25no you don't want to have to compare yourself to that no but i think i have some of the
00:22:30same raw
00:22:31natural talent don't you you're improving let's put it like that
00:22:35I'm not.
00:23:00Five pounds.
00:23:02Divide that by nine, please.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:04Woo! That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat?
00:23:08He really is your father's nephew, isn't he?
00:23:10Not by blood.
00:23:11No?
00:23:12He's from my mother's side.
00:23:14Oh, yeah.
00:23:16What's that stand for?
00:23:18Huh? It's for, uh, it's for Pep.
00:23:20Pep. It's a K.
00:23:22Come on now. Look alive.
00:23:24Atta boy.
00:23:25We're going steady.
00:23:32What's that?
00:23:33What, what?
00:23:34What?
00:23:34This?
00:23:35Oh, that's nothing. That's just some old trophy I won for being an athlete.
00:23:38Mm.
00:23:39Oh.
00:23:40I'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest in a tobacco field down the hill,
00:23:44so me and Kylie are going to hop over there and give it a whirl.
00:23:47Don't wait up.
00:23:48What's the book?
00:23:50Some memoir.
00:23:51I'll get him to sign you a copy.
00:23:53Dinner was pitch perfect.
00:24:02I spotted a couple of broken burglar bars underneath the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar.
00:24:06We're breaking into Bean's house?
00:24:08Cellar.
00:24:08Where he lives?
00:24:09Where he keeps the cider.
00:24:10Below where he lives.
00:24:12Where'd you come from?
00:24:13Will you go back to the tree and do your homework?
00:24:14I want to help you steal some cider.
00:24:16We're going to a book party and keep your mouth shut about any cider because no one ever said that.
00:24:19Now get out of here.
00:24:21But nothing.
00:24:22You're going to get me in a lot of trouble.
00:24:23Besides, you're too little and uncoordinated.
00:24:28One, two, three.
00:24:31Where the cuss does that kid get off?
00:24:33Can you believe that?
00:24:34How'd he get tipped off?
00:24:38You think he's going to tell on us?
00:24:41Before we go any further, from now on, can you give me some kind of a signal once in a
00:24:44while
00:24:45just so I know any of this is getting through to you?
00:24:49Is that it?
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:50Uh, there's another one.
00:24:52Ah, good.
00:24:53You made it.
00:24:53Anybody see it?
00:24:54I don't think so.
00:24:55Here, put this bandit hat on.
00:24:59I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
00:25:02Why not?
00:25:03Because I don't like to be dishonest with people.
00:25:05Well, just keep your mouth shut and it won't be a problem.
00:25:07Yeah, but I don't think you should come with us either.
00:25:08We're not taking a boat.
00:25:12You know, one time this wolf I saw...
00:25:14Wolf, what's with all the wolf talk?
00:25:15Can we give it a rest for once?
00:25:29Look at all this apple juice.
00:25:31Apple juice?
00:25:33Apple juice?
00:25:33We didn't come here for apple juice.
00:25:35This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy.
00:25:39Or they could even be stolen.
00:25:40It burns in your throat.
00:25:42It boils in your stomach.
00:25:43It tastes almost exactly like pure melted gold.
00:25:56Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.
00:26:05Around these parts, we don't take kindly to cider poachers.
00:26:10You've aged badly, Rat.
00:26:12You're getting a little long in the tooth yourself, partner.
00:26:19Bean security?
00:26:20Why are you wearing that badge?
00:26:22What is it?
00:26:24It's my job.
00:26:40How's your old lady different?
00:26:42Do you refer to my wife?
00:26:45She was the town tart in her day.
00:26:48Wild and footloose and...
00:26:51Pretty as a mink stone.
00:26:53Is that true?
00:26:54Of course not.
00:26:56I mean, certainly, she lived.
00:26:57We all did.
00:26:58It was a different time.
00:26:59Let's not use the double standards.
00:27:00She marched against the...
00:27:01But town tart?
00:27:02Shut up.
00:27:03Yeah!
00:27:05That was close, Rat.
00:27:06Be careful.
00:27:08Oh, I'm as careful as a...
00:27:10I'm as careful as a...
00:27:35How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
00:27:38I don't know.
00:27:39Two, I guess.
00:27:39But you drank three yesterday, though.
00:27:42All right.
00:27:43Take three.
00:27:55No, too splenty.
00:28:02Oh, my gosh.
00:28:03Is she blind?
00:28:04I think she might have astigmatism or possibly a cataract of some form.
00:28:08Anyway, her eyes don't see well.
00:28:24What did I tell you?
00:28:25This kid's a natural, am I right?
00:28:32Oh, it's so good to be to come.
00:28:33Lovely to see you.
00:28:34You're both looking splendid.
00:28:35How have you been, Walter?
00:28:36In good health, I trust.
00:28:38Nathan?
00:28:39All's well?
00:28:40Wonderful.
00:28:43Any fox problems?
00:28:45Are you joking?
00:28:46It's horrible.
00:28:46We're miserable.
00:28:47He's laughing at us.
00:28:47It's humiliating.
00:28:48We're furious.
00:28:48I don't even want to talk about it.
00:28:57Perhaps we ought to kill him.
00:29:00Well, that seems rather obvious.
00:29:02He's too sneaky.
00:29:03Ah, right.
00:29:04Of course.
00:29:05He's very clever, isn't he?
00:29:06Might be a bit typical, I suppose.
00:29:18But I've already figured out where this fox lives, and tomorrow night we're going to camp
00:29:21in the bushes, wait for him to come out of the hole in this tree, and shoot the cuss of
00:29:24smithereens.
00:29:25That's how I grab you, fellas.
00:29:27Hmm.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29I see why not.
00:29:41Another book party?
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:45Whoa.
00:29:45I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there.
00:29:48Yeah.
00:29:49No, actually, there's a fire.
00:29:51I just got the call.
00:29:52They said maybe it's arson.
00:29:53I've got to interview the marshal and see what's...
00:29:55Kylie, is he telling the truth?
00:29:57I don't want to be put in the middle of this.
00:30:00Thanks, Kylie.
00:30:02Why is he wearing that bandit hat?
00:30:07His ears are cold.
00:30:08He's not with us.
00:30:09Go back to bed.
00:30:11If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be.
00:30:34Nice job covering for me.
00:30:36Next time you...
00:30:51All three!
00:30:52Kill him!
00:31:17We got the tail, but we miss her, folks.
00:31:22P.D., sorry to wake you.
00:31:23Can I tell you to dash out here right away with, shall we say, three shovels, two pickaxes,
00:31:28500 rounds of ammunition, and a bottle of apple cider.
00:31:33It'll grow back, won't it?
00:31:35Tails don't grow back.
00:31:36Tails don't grow back?
00:31:37Mm-mm.
00:31:37Except for lizards.
00:31:38Tails don't grow back.
00:31:40I'm going to be tailless for the rest of my life.
00:31:42Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right?
00:31:45I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel.
00:31:48It's a lot worse than just a...
00:31:53Excuse me, everyone.
00:31:54I'm going to go meditate for a half an hour.
00:31:57You have got 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology.
00:32:00Me?
00:32:01Me?
00:32:02I have an apology?
00:32:03He gets abandoned.
00:32:04He just got here.
00:32:04He got a bandit hat.
00:32:05Where's my bandit hat?
00:32:06Why didn't I get shot at?
00:32:08It's because you think I'm no good at anything!
00:32:11Well, maybe you're right.
00:32:12Thanks.
00:32:15Told you not to bring him.
00:32:17Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:20At this point, we'll be lucky if we can flip this tree for half of what we've already sunk
00:32:23into it.
00:32:24I won't be able to sleep by my back for six weeks.
00:32:27And on my stomach, I feel congested.
00:32:28Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:31Because you don't listen to anybody.
00:32:34What was that?
00:32:35What?
00:32:36I said...
00:32:36Wake up, everybody!
00:32:37They're digging us out!
00:32:39They'll kill the children!
00:32:40Over my dead body, they will!
00:32:41That's what I'm saying!
00:32:42You'd be dead, too, in that scenario!
00:32:43Well, I'm arguing against that!
00:32:45What are you talking about?
00:32:45Why are you yelling at me?
00:32:46Stop, stop, stop!
00:32:47You say one thing, she says another, and it all changes back again!
00:33:01I've got it.
00:33:02There's not a moment to lose.
00:33:03Why didn't I think of this sooner?
00:33:04Think of what?
00:33:05We've been trapped before.
00:33:07Dick!
00:33:29I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things.
00:33:34A very long time ago...
00:33:35May I have a word with you privately?
00:33:37Well, we're in a hole here, where...
00:33:39Just on the other side of this mineral deposit.
00:33:41Follow me.
00:33:46I'm going to lose my temper now.
00:33:48When?
00:33:49Right now.
00:33:51Well, when...
00:33:55Twelve fox years ago, you made a promise to me, while we were caged inside that fox trap,
00:34:01that if we survived, you would never steal another chicken, turkey, goose, duck, or squab,
00:34:06whatever they are.
00:34:07And I believed you.
00:34:08Why?
00:34:09Why did you lie to me?
00:34:12Because I'm a wild animal.
00:34:14You are also a husband and a father.
00:34:18I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.
00:34:20I don't care about the truth about yourself.
00:34:24This story is too predictable.
00:34:28Predictable, really?
00:34:29What happens in the end?
00:34:31In the end, we all die.
00:34:35Unless you change.
00:34:52Pity, listen.
00:34:53Run down to the rental department at Malloy Consolidated and place an order for, shall we say,
00:34:57one Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire, and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo for immediate delivery.
00:35:25You know Mighty Max, right?
00:35:43Ash, are you mad at me?
00:35:46I understand if you are, and I'm sorry.
00:35:47I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I'd realized you'd feel this way.
00:35:50It was only ever just because he's kind of a natural.
00:35:52I mean...
00:35:53Hey, look at him, Dad.
00:35:58Anyway, I'm sorry if you're feeling...
00:35:59You know what? I'm gonna spit dirt in my ears.
00:36:01Yeah, that's better.
00:36:02I can't hear you now, but keep talking.
00:36:25I don't have beagle tics, by the way.
00:36:28Well, me neither.
00:36:29Whoever said we had beagle tics, by the way.
00:36:33Apparently that's what you've been telling everyone.
00:36:34Beagle tics and pelt lice.
00:36:36I never said that, and you're misquoting me.
00:36:38Or somebody is, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
00:36:41Look, Ash, we may or may not ever see the light of day again,
00:36:44but I really like Agnes, and I think she likes me.
00:36:46Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, great.
00:36:47Well, she's a free agent. What do I care?
00:36:49Well, then why are you dead set on...
00:36:51Can I ask you a question?
00:36:52You may.
00:36:53What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel
00:36:56talking to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes?
00:36:58It's weird.
00:36:59My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...
00:37:02Yeah, well, that's great,
00:37:03but I'd worry more about what that does for your reputation
00:37:05than whether or not you have beagle tics or not.
00:37:09I don't, nor pelt lice.
00:37:14One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.
00:37:19You're paranoid, Foxy.
00:37:21Farmer, thank you.
00:37:22Correct me if I'm misreading the data.
00:37:24You've successfully destroyed the scenery of the alleged...
00:37:27Look at Dad's tie.
00:37:29What will you three prominent farmers do now?
00:37:31Well, Dan, I can tell you what we're not going to do.
00:37:34We're not gonna let him go.
00:37:48Stand clear, please.
00:37:49Stand clear, everyone.
00:37:51Contact!
00:38:06August, how many men have you got work on your farm?
00:38:0835.
00:38:09Bunce?
00:38:0936.
00:38:10I've got 37, that's right.
00:38:1135, 45, divide by 2, 2, 2, 2...
00:38:13That's 108 altogether.
00:38:17P.D., drop everything and assemble all 108 members of our entire three combined workforces.
00:38:22We're gonna starve them out and then kill them, starting in, uh, shall we say, uh, 15 minutes.
00:38:29An estimated 108 snipers are currently in position surrounding the demolished Fox residence.
00:38:35Any local animals would appear to be trapped underground without provisions of any kind at this point.
00:38:40If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to the situation.
00:38:45But we'll stay on the scene watching closely as events continue to unfold.
00:38:50So, this is gonna be a total cluster cuss for everybody.
00:39:02How long can a fox go without food or water?
00:39:05Well, I can only answer as an opossum, but I don't think I can last more than another couple of
00:39:08hours before I get completely dehydrated and starved to death.
00:39:11What's that?
00:39:20Dad?
00:39:21Not a sound.
00:39:31You scared the cuss out of us!
00:39:35A lot of good animals are probably gonna die because of you!
00:39:42We've been digging in circles for three days!
00:39:45Half the woods have been obliterated.
00:39:46Nobody can get out.
00:39:47Right now, my wife's huddled at the bottom of a flint mine with no food, no water, and 27 starving
00:39:52animal brats!
00:39:54I just want to see a little sunshine.
00:39:58But you're nocturnal, Phil.
00:39:59Your eyes barely even open on a good day.
00:40:01I'm sick of your double talk.
00:40:03We have rights!
00:40:04We don't like you, and we hate your dad.
00:40:06Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.
00:40:09I'm not gonna eat mud!
00:40:10Cuss, yeah, you are.
00:40:19Don't do that.
00:40:21Why'd you take your shoes off?
00:40:22So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
00:40:34I can fight my own fights.
00:40:37No, you can't.
00:40:39Those farmers aren't gonna quit until they've got you and every member of your family nailed upside down to a
00:40:44bloody stick with your eyes gorged out.
00:40:45But this is getting a little too personal.
00:40:50Give me a minute.
00:41:07I've got an idea.
00:41:09And what is it?
00:41:09It could be a good one.
00:41:10Lay it on us.
00:41:11It might save our lives.
00:41:12Say the idea!
00:41:14All right.
00:41:15Let's try it.
00:41:17Go to the Flintmine, tell Mrs. Badger et al. that help is on the way.
00:41:21Is help on the way?
00:41:23I sure as cuss hope so.
00:41:30Ash, I know what it's like to feel different.
00:41:38I'm not different.
00:41:40Am I?
00:41:41We all are.
00:41:43Him especially.
00:41:45But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
00:41:54Not to me.
00:41:55I prefer to be an athlete.
00:42:00Gentlemen, this time we must dig in a very special direction.
00:42:08I gotta kind of feel out the vibe.
00:42:15Begin.
00:42:40Oh, come on.
00:42:42You're not going.
00:42:43Come on.
00:42:50I hear that slap in the middle.
00:42:52Do you get how incredible this is?
00:42:56About a handsome little pot, let me sing you folks a yam.
00:43:00Hey, diddle-dee, doddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum.
00:43:05Was a splendid little fella, fella, wit and grace and charm.
00:43:09Say, zippy-zee, zappy-zappy, yuppie-o, doodle-gum.
00:43:12Well, like any little critter need in dittles for his deadlands.
00:43:18Well, he stole and he cheated and he lied just to survive.
00:43:24With a doodle-dum, diddle-dye, doddle-dittle, doodle-dum.
00:43:27Doodle-dum, diddle-dye, doddle-do, doodle-dum.
00:43:59Doodle-dum, diddle-dum, diddle-dum, diddle-dum, doodle-dum, doodle-dum.
00:44:04And as far as I can reckon they're a-sittin' up there still singin'.
00:44:10Zippy-zee, zappy-zappy, yuppie-o.
00:44:12What are you singing, Petey?
00:44:16Just making it up as I went along, really.
00:44:19That's just weak songwriting.
00:44:21You wrote a bad song, Petey.
00:44:43We took everything.
00:44:45They took everything?
00:44:47Let me call you back, Petey.
00:44:52Well, they could be anywhere by now.
00:44:53They're digging right under our feet.
00:44:54Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.
00:44:56We should have stayed out of it.
00:45:30I've got an idea.
00:45:41I'm still not getting a signal.
00:45:42Is anybody getting any reception?
00:45:43I don't have any signal, but I haven't had any.
00:45:45I've had a problem.
00:45:46Crisp up those ducks.
00:45:47Drag those chickens.
00:45:48Slow them down just a little bit.
00:45:49We're a little ahead.
00:45:49Where are the apples?
00:45:50Still now?
00:45:51Do you still have them raw?
00:45:51Well, slice them up.
00:45:52Let's get them in the pan.
00:45:53I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally,
00:45:56that must be for you.
00:45:57Well, you know, it's not the end of the world.
00:45:59Oh, but, Foxy, how humiliating having your whole table blown clean off.
00:46:03Can we drop it?
00:46:08Yeah, really good, sweet, and nice.
00:46:10Hey, they say you're a natural.
00:46:12True or false?
00:46:14Answer the question.
00:46:15True, I guess.
00:46:16Correct.
00:46:17Get out of here, Agnes.
00:46:18I need to have a private word with Christopherson.
00:46:19Wait, just a minute.
00:46:20She doesn't...
00:46:21I don't mind.
00:46:22I'm going to talk to the guy.
00:46:23Listen to me.
00:46:24I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do,
00:46:27but I can't do it alone.
00:46:29I'm not interested.
00:46:30Hear me out.
00:46:30No, thanks.
00:46:31I think foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.
00:46:34Only because they've got the guts in their blood.
00:46:37And so do we.
00:46:38Was I a bit rude to Agnes?
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:41I should probably say something, shouldn't I?
00:46:43I'll say something in a minute.
00:46:45What's the brainstorm?
00:46:47In a nutshell,
00:46:48we're going to steal back my dad's tale.
00:46:50Whoa.
00:46:53Hmm.
00:47:02Okay, chief.
00:47:03Here we go.
00:47:18Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally take me up on my offer
00:47:21to have you over to the Flintmine for dinner.
00:47:23But I guess we have...
00:47:24I'm sorry.
00:47:24Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.
00:47:26Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?
00:47:29No, no.
00:47:30No, but Clive's right.
00:47:31In all seriousness...
00:47:32Excuse me, B.
00:47:33I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing.
00:47:38Reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other.
00:47:41I'm going to say it again.
00:47:42Aware.
00:47:56I don't feel safe.
00:47:58That's because we're not.
00:48:01You should probably put your bandit hat on now.
00:48:03Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.
00:48:09They look good.
00:48:10Yeah, we do.
00:48:11Now, where would you keep a prized tale if you collected them if that was your hobby?
00:48:15I'd probably hang it over the mail piece.
00:48:17Right.
00:48:17Good.
00:48:18In fact, what's that smell?
00:48:23Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg ginger apple snaps?
00:48:27Well, how do you do?
00:48:36They are so warm.
00:48:41Uh-oh.
00:48:42We got it wrong.
00:48:44What?
00:48:44It's not over the mantelpiece.
00:48:47The necktie.
00:49:15Let's go.
00:49:15Hang on.
00:49:16Hold on.
00:49:16What?
00:49:17Too warm.
00:49:18She's there.
00:49:18She can't see.
00:49:26Look at each other.
00:49:27Here we are.
00:49:28Wow.
00:49:29Now, I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental, but I'm going to say
00:49:33something anyway, which nobody wants to admit, but I think it's probably true.
00:49:37We beat them.
00:49:39We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, their sizzling
00:49:43duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras.
00:49:48Where'd the boys go?
00:49:49Where?
00:49:50Ash?
00:49:51Boys?
00:49:52Christopherson.
00:49:54Oh, my gosh.
00:49:54That was crazy.
00:49:55I can't believe what's just happening there.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:56Let's get out of here.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:49:57Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:59Where are we?
00:50:03Christopherson?
00:50:04What am I hearing again, baby?
00:50:06What's happening?
00:50:07Am I still paranoid?
00:50:14What am I hearing again?
00:50:37That was dangerous.
00:50:38Is anyone hurt?
00:50:39We're all hurt.
00:50:40My entire flint mine just got demolished.
00:50:43Apple juice.
00:50:44Apple juice flood.
00:50:45Let's do a head count.
00:50:46Everybody pick a buddy.
00:50:47Where'd the boys go?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:50Christopherson?
00:50:51Ash?
00:50:51I'm here.
00:50:53Ash, who's your buddy?
00:50:55Christopherson.
00:50:55Where is he?
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:56Why not?
00:50:57I lost him.
00:50:57You lost him?
00:50:59I lost him.
00:50:59Where were you?
00:51:00I was in the kitchen.
00:51:01We were trying to find the necktie.
00:51:02What are you talking about?
00:51:04It's my fault.
00:51:05Oh, no.
00:51:06Where did you get that nutmeg ginger apple snap?
00:51:09And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat?
00:51:11We went to steal back your tail.
00:51:13What?
00:51:16Christopherson!
00:51:17Christopherson!
00:51:18Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:20Christopherson!
00:51:20Christopherson!
00:51:21Christopherson!
00:51:35Christopherson!
00:51:40Christopherson!
00:51:41Christopherson!
00:51:42Christopherson!
00:51:42Christopherson!
00:51:44Christopherson!
00:51:48Christopherson!
00:51:50Christopherson!
00:51:52Christopherson!
00:52:00Christopherson!
00:52:01Christopherson!
00:52:02Farmers aren't gonna quit until they catch me.
00:52:04I shouldn't have lied to your face.
00:52:06I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon
00:52:07and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly.
00:52:10I shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far
00:52:12and tried to embarrass them and cuss with their heads.
00:52:15I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.
00:52:17And now there's only one way out.
00:52:19Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me,
00:52:21stuff me, and hang me over their mantelpiece.
00:52:23You'll do no such thing.
00:52:25Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.
00:52:29Oh, why'd you have to get us into this, Foxy?
00:52:34I don't know, but I have a possible theory.
00:52:38I think I have this thing where I need everybody
00:52:40to think I'm the greatest,
00:52:41the quote-unquote fantastic Mr. Fox.
00:52:43And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled
00:52:46and kind of intimidated by me,
00:52:47then I don't feel good about myself.
00:52:51Foxes traditionally like to court danger,
00:52:53hunt prey, and outsmart predators,
00:52:54and that's what I'm actually good at.
00:52:57I think at the end of the day, I'm just...
00:52:59I know.
00:53:01We're wild animals.
00:53:03Hm.
00:53:04I guess we always were.
00:53:07I promise you if I had all this to do over again,
00:53:10I'd have never let you down.
00:53:11It was always more fun when we did it together anyway.
00:53:15I love you, Felicity.
00:53:17I love you, too.
00:53:21But I shouldn't have married you.
00:53:33Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were gonna have a cub?
00:53:36In the fox trap.
00:53:36Right.
00:53:37We were at gunpoint, and your mother...
00:53:38Says she's pregnant.
00:53:39Let me tell it, okay?
00:53:41I had no idea how we were gonna get out of this jam,
00:53:43and then it hit me.
00:53:45What do foxes do better than any other animal?
00:53:47Dig.
00:53:47You're stepping on my lines.
00:53:48Right.
00:53:49Keep telling it.
00:53:49So we dug, and the whole time I put paw over paw,
00:53:52scooping dirt and pebbles with your mother digging like crazy beside me,
00:53:55I kept wondering, who is this little boy gonna be?
00:53:58Or girl.
00:53:59Or girl, right.
00:54:00Because at that point we didn't know.
00:54:03Ash, I'm so glad he was you.
00:54:07It's not your fault.
00:54:08It's mine.
00:54:31Good bye.
00:54:37Well, I guess we should probably split into a certain number of groups,
00:54:42and start doing something, right?
00:54:52Could I have a glass of water?
00:54:58Excuse me.
00:54:59Excuse me.
00:55:01Christopherson?
00:55:02Hello?
00:55:02Hello?
00:55:03Can you hear us?
00:55:06Christopherson?
00:55:07They got the boy.
00:55:14They wanna trade the song with Hopper.
00:55:22Why'd they write this in letters cut out of magazines?
00:55:24To protect their identities.
00:55:26Oh, right.
00:55:27But then, why'd they sign their names?
00:55:29Plus, we already knew who they were because they were trying to kill us.
00:55:31Mr. Fox, we have your son.
00:55:34If you ever wanna see him alive again...
00:55:36You took the wrong fox.
00:55:41I'm his son.
00:55:44I can see the resemblance.
00:55:45I can see the sequence.
00:55:46Oh, he's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill us.
00:55:48What's that?
00:55:49Hey!
00:55:53Hey!
00:55:54Hey!
00:55:57Hey!
00:55:58Hey!
00:55:58Hey!
00:55:59Hey!
00:55:59Hey!
00:56:02Hey!
00:56:05Hey!
00:56:08Hey!
00:56:10Hey!
00:56:11Hey!
00:56:12Hey!
00:56:13Hey!
00:56:14Hey!
00:56:17Look at you girl. You're still a fan looking as a creme brulee.
00:56:24Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?
00:56:38Excuse me. May I cut in?
00:56:45YAH!
00:56:46AHHHHH!
00:56:52AHHHHH!
00:56:54AHHHHH!
00:56:58AHHHHH!
00:57:05AHHHHH!
00:57:13The boy's locked in an apple crate on top of a gun locker in the attic of Bean Annex.
00:57:23Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first?
00:57:26Never.
00:57:28All these wasted years.
00:57:31What were you looking for, Rat?
00:57:34He's trying to say something, Dad.
00:57:38Cider.
00:57:44Here you are, Rat.
00:57:46A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.
00:57:54Like melted gold.
00:58:05He redeemed himself.
00:58:08Redemption? Sure.
00:58:10But in the end, he's just another dead rat in the garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.
00:58:29He went bananas.
00:58:32Yes, he did.
00:58:35My suicide mission's been cancelled.
00:58:37We're replacing it with a go for broke rescue mission.
00:58:41In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us because I don't like the toast I was giving.
00:58:46I'm gonna start over.
00:58:51When I look down this table with the exquisite feast set before us, I see two terrific lawyers, a skilled
00:58:58pediatrician, a wonderful chef, a savvy real estate agent, an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, a gifted musician, pretty good
00:59:05minnow fisherman, and possibly the best landscape painter working on the scene today.
00:59:09Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time. Who knows? I tend to doubt
00:59:13it.
00:59:15I also see a room full of wild animals. Wild animals with true natures and pure talents. Wild animals with
00:59:24scientific sounding Latin names that mean something about our DNA. Wild animals, each with his own strengths and weaknesses due
00:59:30to his or her species.
00:59:33Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us. It might just give us the
00:59:38tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew and letting me make it up to you for getting us
00:59:43into this crazy whatever it is.
00:59:45I don't know. It's just a thought. Thank you for listening. Cheers, everyone.
00:59:53Let's eat. What? I was just playing along with the pig. He was doing it. Will you join me? I
01:00:04will.
01:00:08All right. Thank you.
01:00:11All right. Let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?
01:00:13Great. Linda, Lutra Lutra. You got some dry paper? Here we go.
01:00:17Mole, Talpa Europea. What do you got?
01:00:19I can see in the dark. That's incredible. We can use that, Linda.
01:00:22Got it.
01:00:23Rabbit, Orectologous Caniculus.
01:00:24I'm fast. You bet you are, Linda.
01:00:26Got it.
01:00:27Beaver, Castor Fiber.
01:00:27I can chew through wood.
01:00:28Amazing, Linda.
01:00:29Got it.
01:00:30Badger, Melus Melus.
01:00:31Demolitions expert.
01:00:32What?
01:00:33Since when?
01:00:34Explosions, flames, burning things.
01:00:36Demolitions expert. Okay, Linda.
01:00:37Got it.
01:00:38Weasel.
01:00:38Bastara Navara.
01:00:40Stop yelling!
01:00:41All right.
01:00:42Ha!
01:00:42Woohoo!
01:00:43All right, Ash. You get these little kids organized and put together some kind of KP unit
01:00:47or something to keep this sewer clean. It's good for morale.
01:00:49Done.
01:00:50What's KP?
01:00:51Um, I think it means janitors.
01:00:55Hey, hey. Me. Y'all over here. Hey.
01:00:58I want to go with you, too. I want to fight.
01:01:01Good.
01:01:02Fabulous.
01:01:02Micratus Pennsylvanicus.
01:01:07I didn't get a job yet, or a Latin name.
01:01:10What's my strength?
01:01:11Listen, you're Kylie.
01:01:13You're an unbelievably nice guy.
01:01:14Your job is really just to be available, I think.
01:01:17I don't know your Latin name.
01:01:18I doubt they even had opossums in ancient Rome.
01:01:30It's stupendous. Where's us?
01:01:32Right here.
01:01:32Paint an X.
01:01:36Dear Farmers Boggess Bunsen Bean, I have no alternative but to agree to your terms.
01:01:40Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover below the foot of the drain pipe next to the cobbler
01:01:44shop and meet me there today at 10 a.m. sharp.
01:01:46I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boys' safe return.
01:01:50Cordially, Mr. Fox.
01:01:53Why do you write this in letters cut out of magazines?
01:01:55I don't know, but you did the same thing.
01:01:58I don't trust this guy.
01:01:59Anyway, set up the ambush.
01:02:01Synchronize your clocks.
01:02:02The time is now 9.45 a.m.
01:02:06Here, put these bandit hats on.
01:02:45Now, do you have any equipment?
01:02:46My friends.
01:02:49My friend, do you have any equipment?
01:02:51Why do you try to come?
01:02:53I have no equipment.
01:02:53I am not.
01:02:53I am too lazy to be able to do this.
01:02:54I am too lazy to do other things.
01:02:54It's long I am too lazy to be able to do anything.
01:02:54You should do it.
01:02:55I am too lazy to do it.
01:02:56I am too lazy to do this.
01:03:03Did you bring the boy?
01:03:05Of course we did.
01:03:07Say something, kid.
01:03:10Excuse me.
01:03:11Excuse me.
01:03:13Come on, that doesn't sound anything like it.
01:03:15It's amateur night in Dixie.
01:03:25What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:29What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:32What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss?
01:03:41Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?
01:03:53It's unclear whether these...
01:04:02What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the
01:04:10cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What
01:04:17the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss?
01:04:17What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the
01:04:17cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What
01:04:17the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss?
01:04:20What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the cuss? What the c
01:04:37That's on fire.
01:04:42Foxy, you're on.
01:04:44We're ready.
01:04:46I'm going to find him, and I'm going to bring him back.
01:04:48I know you will.
01:04:50Contact!
01:05:06Are you scared of wolves?
01:05:08Scared? No. I have a phobia of them.
01:05:10Well, I have a thing about thunder.
01:05:12Why? It's stupid.
01:05:13I don't like needles myself.
01:05:15Where'd you come from again? How'd you get in the sidecar?
01:05:18I feel like I'm losing my mind.
01:05:23I've got a fox on a motorcycle, the little fox,
01:05:25and what looks like to be an opossum in the sidecar,
01:05:28riding north on farm lane 7.
01:05:30Does that sound like anything to anybody?
01:05:32Red, it's Frank Lippey.
01:05:34Turn around, get the cuss back here,
01:05:36and pick us up on the ASAP.
01:05:40Red!
01:06:03Hey, here we go.
01:06:10Kyle, you got a credit card?
01:06:11Sure.
01:06:12See, this is what I was saying about how good you are
01:06:14just being available for a titanium card.
01:06:16How the cuss should you qualify for this?
01:06:19I pay my bills on time.
01:06:20I've always had good credit.
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:30Wait a second.
01:06:32What's this thing you do,
01:06:33the whistle with the clicking sound?
01:06:35What do you mean?
01:06:36That's my trademark.
01:06:43How the hell did you change it?
01:06:52Bye bye.
01:06:58Between cars and car,
01:06:58and the gas
01:06:58I mean the car혀 has gone
01:07:09give me a blueberry what blueberry you forgot the blueberries i did say it i wrote it on your
01:07:17paw yeah it's written on the front of your paw what's that white stuff around his mouth
01:07:25i think he eats soap
01:07:32that's not soap well why does he have that bumper he's rapid with rabies
01:07:36i've heard about this beagle
01:07:41you two go ahead while i distract him
01:07:52huh what
01:07:55hey
01:08:03i can fit through there
01:08:06you wanna know why
01:08:07why
01:08:09because i'm little
01:08:11give me that shoelace
01:08:22it's me
01:08:24i'm rescuing you
01:08:28i've got mixed feelings about that
01:08:30i don't blame you
01:08:35can you give me a karate lesson real quick
01:08:39okay
01:08:40stand like this
01:08:42position yourself on the balls of your feet
01:08:43close your eyes
01:08:45you weigh less than a slice of bread
01:08:49i feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes isn't there
01:08:53yes i'm right
01:08:54let's review the principal agility techniques
01:08:56jumping
01:08:57flipping
01:08:58landing
01:08:59you're a good boy
01:09:00lonely maybe but
01:09:02terribly sweet
01:09:04is your name spitz
01:09:05that's german isn't it
01:09:08now for a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop
01:09:10first need to get a running start
01:09:12which obviously i can't do in here
01:09:13then as you arrive at the destination of the chop
01:09:15lean and thrust into the point of contact
01:09:17paw remains open and straight
01:09:18then withdraw instantaneously
01:09:19remember it's the pullback that matters
01:09:21the pullback generates the force of the impact
01:09:23got it
01:09:27yeah i'm just gonna chop this thing right off
01:09:39he's gonna do it
01:09:44why you're just as sweet
01:09:46i thought he said never look a beagle in the eye
01:10:01did you chop it
01:10:03oh no
01:10:04oh no
01:10:05oh no
01:10:19christopherson
01:10:21christopherson
01:10:22uh i'm okay
01:10:25i'm okay
01:10:27i'm sorry
01:10:28that's all right
01:10:29you were just trying to unlock the apple crate
01:10:32no
01:10:33i mean i'm sorry about
01:10:35if
01:10:35oh you mean from before
01:10:37the apology you owed me what you never actually said
01:10:40right
01:10:41i'm grumpy
01:10:42i spit
01:10:43i wake up on the wrong side of the bed
01:10:44i'm just
01:10:46different
01:10:47apparently
01:10:47but
01:10:49it won't happen again
01:10:52christopherson i'm sorry
01:10:56that's all right too
01:10:58throw me the shoelace please
01:11:00hey
01:11:11you okay
01:11:12you like
01:11:13you
01:11:14you
01:11:28you
01:11:30you
01:11:30you
01:11:34you
01:11:41you
01:11:45He's wearing it.
01:11:50Your tractors uprooted my tree.
01:11:54Your posse hunted my family.
01:11:56Your gunman kidnapped my nephew.
01:11:59Your wrath insulted my wife.
01:12:01And you shot off my tail.
01:12:04I'm not leaving here without that necktie.
01:12:08Kill him!
01:12:18Actually, we should just go.
01:12:20Where'd I park?
01:12:21I weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:12:24What?
01:12:24I'll be right back.
01:12:35Dodge the grabbers.
01:12:36Duck the taggers.
01:12:37Jump the twig basket.
01:12:38And knock the cedars to go off the grass rock.
01:12:59Hot box.
01:13:00Touch the taggers.これからちょっと選ぶ関
01:13:10dú代を押され encontramos.腳が薄いのカメラが割いたときです
01:13:22.独白に裏当なせたの位置が無理です。
01:13:30Ash, that was pure wild animal craziness
01:13:33You're an athlete
01:13:36Here, put this bandit hat on
01:13:41Goggles
01:13:52Are you going to toast?
01:13:55No, no, no, no
01:13:55Holy spirit
01:14:00Hey, Dean
01:14:11Petey, bring us the data, please
01:14:14Stand by
01:14:15I just intercepted a high-frequency radio signal with a can
01:14:18And I think they're on their way home
01:14:30Don't turn around
01:14:31What?
01:14:41Where'd he come from?
01:14:44Where'd you come from?
01:14:47What are you doing here?
01:14:51Canis lupus
01:14:53Vulpes vulpes
01:14:56I don't think he speaks English or Latin
01:15:03I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter
01:15:10He doesn't seem to know
01:15:14I have a phobia of wolves
01:15:32What a beautiful creature
01:15:34Wish him luck, boys
01:15:36Good luck to you
01:15:37Good luck out there
01:16:04Good luck out there
01:16:08I'm going to see you
01:16:08I'm going to see you
01:16:08Because foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer
01:16:10They're refugees
01:16:11All they have to eat down there is
01:16:13Trash
01:16:14And not much of it
01:16:16Uh-huh
01:16:17Thank you, Farmers
01:16:18For Action 12
01:16:20This is Dan Peabody
01:16:24Well, what are we looking at?
01:16:25It's just his tonsils
01:16:26They're a little swollen
01:16:27Are you serious?
01:16:28You know, hopefully you won't have to lose them
01:16:29You won't lose the tonsils?
01:16:30What's the problem?
01:16:31I'm hungry
01:16:32You know?
01:16:33Have some water
01:16:35Here
01:16:37I like wallpapers
01:16:38It's the first time I've been to a party
01:16:39Where no one serves anything
01:16:54My darlings
01:16:57Where are we going?
01:16:58Nobody knows
01:16:59We were in the middle of a meditation practice
01:17:01Watch your step
01:17:02Let's see now
01:17:03Where does this leave?
01:17:04Oh, no
01:17:05Foxy
01:17:05It's filthy
01:17:06Keep a good grip, everyone
01:17:07This better be worth it
01:17:09I think I see
01:17:10A little sliver of light
01:17:12What's this?
01:17:13Is it a door?
01:17:14You're a terrible actor, Foxy
01:17:16Do you smell something?
01:17:17Is that
01:17:18Freon?
01:17:19Shh
01:17:19I'm going to crack open this trap door
01:17:21And see if something's on the other side
01:17:22I highly doubt it, though
01:17:24It's probably just more sewer
01:17:26You know, wouldn't it be surprising
01:17:28If
01:17:28Open it
01:17:36Hey, look
01:17:37There's a whole enormous, glorious, gigantic supermarket up here
01:17:40And they close early on weekends
01:17:46You really are kind of a quote-unquote fantastic fox
01:17:51I try
01:17:52Get enough to share with everybody
01:17:54And remember
01:17:54The rabbits are vegetarians
01:17:56And badgers supposedly can't eat walnuts
01:18:00I guess now that Christopherson's dad's already down to single pneumonia and getting better
01:18:04He'll be going home soon, huh?
01:18:06Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital
01:18:08He said he was already talking to Weasel about real estate availabilities down in our sewer system
01:18:12Oh, really?
01:18:12Well, now's the time to buy
01:18:19Okay, I get it
01:18:23Is that your trademark?
01:18:28I'm pregnant again
01:18:31Wow
01:18:33I think we're both glowing
01:18:39Do another toast, Dad
01:18:42Okay
01:18:44Let's see
01:18:46Right, okay
01:18:52They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum
01:18:55But it's cool to the paw
01:18:57Try it
01:19:01They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month
01:19:04But now it's fully detachable
01:19:06See?
01:19:08They say our tree may never grow back
01:19:11But one day something will
01:19:14Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose
01:19:17And these giblets come from artificial squab
01:19:19And even these apples look fake
01:19:21But at least they've got stars on them
01:19:24I guess my point is
01:19:26We'll eat tonight
01:19:28And we'll eat together
01:19:29And even in this not particularly flattering light
01:19:33You are without a doubt
01:19:35The five and a half
01:19:36Most wonderful wild animals I've ever met
01:19:39In my life
01:19:41So let's raise our boxes
01:19:46To our
01:19:48Survival
01:19:56How was that?
01:19:57Mmm
01:19:59That was a good toast
01:20:16Well, there she goes
01:20:18With a brand new love affair
01:20:20Dancing with him like she don't even care
01:20:23Who will
01:20:24Oh, let her dance
01:20:33Well, who could have known just yesterday
01:20:37She danced with me the very same way
01:20:40Well, let her dance with them
01:20:42Let her dance all my time
01:20:50Well, let her dance to them all at dawn
01:20:54Let her dance to our very song
01:20:57Let her dance to them, let her dance all at dawn
01:21:02Let her dance, let her dance, let her dance
01:21:07Oh!
01:21:25guitar solo
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01:23:27guitar solo
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