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00:01:58What the doctor say nothing supposedly. It's just a 24-hour bug. He gave me some pills
00:02:04I told you you probably just ate some bad drizzle. We take the shortcut of the scenic route. Let's take
00:02:08the shortcut
00:02:09Oh, but the scenic route is so much prettier. Okay, let's take the scenic route great. It's actually slightly quicker
00:02:15anyway
00:02:36What is a squab? You know what a squab is. It's like a pigeon I suppose
00:02:40Should we go through the hole under the horse fence or climb the rail over the bridle path?
00:02:44Well, I guess the horse fence would be a little safer
00:02:46Well, but the bridle path puts us right out next to the squab shack
00:02:50Oh, okay
00:02:52What's wrong? You're acting all skittish
00:02:55Don't worry. I've been stealing birds for a living since before I could trot
00:02:58By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight. You're practically glowing
00:03:02Maybe it's the lighting
00:03:04I've been in this town so I'm back in the city
00:03:08I've been taken for a lost and gone
00:03:10And unknown for a long, long time
00:03:14Fell in love years ago
00:03:16With an innocent girl
00:03:18From the Spanish and Indian home
00:03:22I've been trying to keep her in the back of the world
00:03:25Once at night, the two square of the vine
00:03:28And she was riding in the road
00:03:30And in the bullets that eventually brought her down
00:03:34Oh my god
00:03:36But she's still dancing in the night
00:03:38I was afraid of what to do
00:03:40I've been in town full of heroes and come
00:03:43What's that?
00:03:45what i think it's a fox truck look at this no get away from there is it spring-loaded
00:03:49yeah yeah i guess if you come from over there and you're standing at this door to the squab shack
00:03:54this little gadget probably triggers what move out of the way darling that's right where it's
00:03:58gonna land don't let's go no it just falls straight right down i guess it's not spring-loaded i'm
00:04:10pregnant wow we're gonna have a cup honey that's great news if we're still alive
00:04:23if we're still alive tomorrow morning i want you to find another line of work okay
00:04:40into two milky will be in
00:04:42does anybody actually read my column your friends ever talk about it of course in fact rabbit's ex-girlfriend
00:05:03just said to me last week i should read fox's column but they don't get the gazette ash let's
00:05:08get cracking why would they it's a rag sheet i'm sick you're not sick i have a temperature you
00:05:12don't have a temperature i don't want to go hurry up you're gonna be late i love the way you
00:05:17handle that
00:05:23your cousin christopherson's coming on the sixth i want you to be extra nice to him because he's
00:05:28going through a very hard time right now where's he gonna sleep we're gonna make a bed for him in
00:05:31your room i can't spare the space put him in dad's study dad's study is occupied by dad
00:05:39i don't want to live in a hole anymore it makes me feel poor we are poor but we're happy
00:05:45come see
00:05:46come saw anyway the views are better above ground honey i'm seven non-fox years old now my father died
00:05:54at
00:05:54seven and a half i don't want to live in a hole anymore and i'm going to do something about
00:05:59it
00:06:07well i'm off have a good day my darlings you know foxes live in holes for a reason
00:06:17yes no
00:06:21what are you wearing why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks
00:06:30well i guess he's just different
00:06:50obviously it's first growth indigenous original dirt floor good bark skipping stone hearth as you
00:06:56can see kylie kylie what did i tell you i'm showing the property you're not supposed to be here oh
00:07:02what
00:07:02time is it i'm sorry this is kylie he's the super he's a little uh what's in the bucket mr
00:07:07kylie
00:07:08see you see what his eyes look like hey kylie kylie huh uh just minnows
00:07:14certainly thank you
00:07:18that's not exactly an evergreen is it aren't there any pines on the market on this side of the river
00:07:23but pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range what what's that
00:07:35that's not exactly what's going on this side of the river
00:07:38may i ask what you do for a living mr fox
00:07:40i used to steal birds but now i'm a newspaper man oh sure i've seen your byline
00:07:46hmm good afternoon gentlemen you good you go oh and kylie thank you for the minnow it was superb
00:08:03don't buy this tree foxy you're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate plus moving into
00:08:08the most dangerous neighborhood in the country for someone of your type of species you're exaggerating
00:08:12badger i'm sugar coating it man this is bogus bunce and bean three of the meanest nastiest ugliest
00:08:20farmers in the history of this valley really tell me about them all right walt bogus is a chicken
00:08:28farmer probably the most successful in the world he weighs the same as a young rhinoceros
00:08:33eats three chickens every day for breakfast lunch supper and dessert that's 12 in total per diem
00:08:39nate bunce is a duck and goose farmer he's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf and
00:08:44his chin would be underwater in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet
00:08:48his food is homemade donuts with smashed up goose livers injected into them frank bean is a turkey
00:08:54and apple farmer he invented his own species of each he lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider
00:09:01which he makes from his apples he's as skinny as a pencil as smart as a whip and possibly the
00:09:07scariest
00:09:08man currently living the local human children sing a kind of eerie little rhyme about him here listen
00:09:28and summation i think you just gotta not do it man that's all i understand what you're saying
00:09:33and your comments are valuable but i'm gonna ignore your advice the cuss you are
00:09:41the cuss of mine are you cussing with me no you're cussing with me don't cuss and point
00:09:47you're gonna cuss with somebody you're not gonna cuss with me you're gonna cuss with me
00:09:59just by the tree okay take a left and then to the right set him down there's another back help
00:10:04that other guy over there live with your legs not with your back flip it sideways don't uh try to
00:10:08be
00:10:08a superman here all right we got two circuits here we got the yellow circuit the green circuit let's
00:10:11just keep them separated hold it right there now we need to bring about two percent more in good
00:10:16here we go a little bit more a little bit more that looks good let's get that bottom structure
00:10:20really settled in let's bring in the side unit watch out try to be careful of the branches here guys
00:10:24don't don't peel away the bark
00:10:30hi
00:10:55he's slightly younger but he's a cuss of a lot bigger that's just genetics i guess ash has a littler
00:11:00body type
00:11:09watch this dad
00:11:13well well good jump ash remember to keep your tail tucked
00:11:21still painting thunderstorms i see do you still feel poor
00:11:27less so
00:11:38it's
00:11:38woohoo
00:11:40woo
00:11:40whoa look at that this kid's a natural i'm speechless christopherson
00:11:53plus he knows karate
00:12:00do you think i'm an athlete what are you talking about well you know i think i'm an athlete and
00:12:06sometimes i feel like you guys don't see me that way
00:12:16how long is christopherson supposed to stay with us until your uncle gets better
00:12:21right but roughly how long do we plan to give him on that double pneumonia
00:12:24it isn't really that big of a deal is it lower your voice ash
00:12:35who am i
00:12:38who am i kylie
00:12:51without a uh you'll forgive the expression a chicken in its teeth
00:12:56i don't know what you're talking about but it sounds illegal here put this bandit head on
00:13:02maybe you're a medium take it off for a minute and don't wait around the house
00:13:06and so it begins
00:13:10uh do you mind if i slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set it's hard to sleep
00:13:14in that
00:13:14corkscrew position there's a lot of attitudes going on around here
00:13:20don't let me get one no it's only just my spinal cord sleep wherever you want man here take my
00:13:25bed
00:13:26i'll just uh i'll crawl under the bookcase who cares if i get splinters in my ears
00:13:31never mind oh you're gonna pout about it because i've had it up to here with the sad house guest
00:13:35routine
00:13:43good night
00:14:14good night
00:14:42i used to do this professionally and i was very successful at it i had to get out of it
00:14:46for
00:14:47personal reasons but i've decided to secretly do one last big job on the sly i'm bringing you in as
00:14:52my secretary and personal assistant okay this is actually kind of a big deal so don't just say okay
00:14:59okay well thank you i'm gonna tape this for my records so don't make a lot of sounds
00:15:03meaning stop rocking
00:15:06master plan phase one side a we'll start with bogus's chicken house number one his only security
00:15:12is a few old hunting beagles in a low stone wall now a word about beagles never look a beagle
00:15:17directly
00:15:17in the eye and if why not beagles aren't so tough yeah well first of all one of these beagles
00:15:24has chronic rabies which he's on medication for and if you get bit by him you have to get shots
00:15:27in
00:15:28your stomach for six months and second listen i'm not going to justify this to you just pay
00:15:31attention and stop interrupting me i'm taping this i pick some blueberries and lace each one
00:15:36with 10 milligrams of high potency sleeping powder enough to tranquilize a gorilla how do we make them
00:15:40eat it beagles love blueberries remember they aren't very smart but they're incredibly paranoid so
00:15:46always kill a chicken in one bite one bite get it
00:15:52are you listening to me i look into your eyes and i can't tell whether you're getting anything i'm saying
00:16:02magnesium magnesium
00:16:03sorry uh pipette pipette oh sorry potassium what are you looking at oh no
00:16:16why is your cousin such a wet sandwich i beg your pardon what's that mean that means i didn't
00:16:21understand what you just said a wet sandwich yeah a wet sandwich he's too short he dresses like a girl
00:16:25he's
00:16:26different are you a bully you're starting to sound like a bully watch this
00:16:33that's you just destroyed the whole experiment you better extinguish this magnesium stand back
00:16:40oh
00:16:44i like your ears
00:16:47my my thank you i like your spots really i used to cover them up but uh you know
00:16:55you're supposed to be in my lab partner i am no you're not you're disloyal
00:17:22a few beagles as we discussed but we're ready for that
00:17:27yeah back in the old days didn't we used to do a thing where if somebody saw a wolf
00:17:30wolf what wolf
00:17:35nothing never mind here comes a low stone wall not a problem
00:17:44what the cuss where'd this giant fence come from we had a master plan what's this lightning bolt
00:17:50that could mean maybe this fence might be electric well i just hope it doesn't mean
00:17:54thunder because i have a phobia of that
00:18:07watch this
00:18:32beagles love blueberries didn't i tell you the master plan's working again
00:18:36now this is the tricky part one of us has got to jump that barbed wire slide under the tire
00:18:41spikes and flip open the fence latch who's gonna be not me you know who could do this part easily
00:18:46is christopherson that kid's like a professional olympic level why don't we run that way there's no
00:18:49obstacles i said one bite i'm trying i have a different kind of teeth from you i'm
00:19:07possum give me that that's so grizzly there's blood and everything follow me
00:19:30all right what's the master escape plan
00:19:36follow me again
00:19:59all right let's hit the five a dime on the way home we need to make some fake price tags
00:20:03and wrap
00:20:03these chickens with wax paper so it looks like we got it from the butcher shop
00:20:14where'd you get this chicken i picked it up at the five and dime last night on my way back
00:20:20it's got a bogus farms tag around its ankle huh must have escaped from there before i bought it
00:20:34it's bunce tonight he's got a refrigerated smokehouse with 100 d's i thought you said
00:20:39we were only doing one last big job we are but it's not done yet it's a triple header
00:21:04uh
00:21:05uh
00:21:05uh
00:21:23huh let's see some hustle coach we don't have whack bat where I'm from what are the rules
00:21:27there's no whack bat on the other side of the river no we mostly just run grass sprints or
00:21:32play acorns oh well it's real simple basically there's three grabbers three taggers five twig
00:21:37runners and the player at whack bat center tagger lights a pine cone chucks it over the basket and
00:21:41the whack batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock then the twig runners dash back and
00:21:45forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox finally at the end you count up
00:21:49however many score downs it adds up to and divide that by nine got it going for ash substitution
00:21:55ash come out you need a breather come out what i still feel good coach let me finish this eighth
00:22:02no no come on step out step out let's go
00:22:07am i getting better coach well you sure as cuss not getting any worse really i mean you think i
00:22:12could end up being as good as my dad if i keep practicing your dad your dad was probably the
00:22:17best whack bat player we ever had in this school
00:22:25no you don't want to have to compare yourself to that no but i think i have some of the
00:22:30same raw
00:22:31natural talent don't you you're improving let's put it like that
00:22:35no you're improving let's put it like that
00:23:02yeah
00:23:03yeah that's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat he really is your father's nephew
00:23:10isn't he not by blood no he's from my mother's side oh yeah what's that stand for huh it's for
00:23:19uh it's for pep pep it's a k come on now look alive atta boy we're going steady
00:23:32what's that what what what this oh that's nothing that's just some old trophy i won for being an
00:23:37athlete i'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest in a tobacco field down the
00:23:44hill so me and kylie are gonna hop over there and give it a whirl don't wait up what's the
00:23:48book
00:23:50some memoir i'll get him to sign you a copy dinner was pitch perfect
00:24:02i spotted a couple of broken burglar bars underneath the back door to bean's secret cider
00:24:06cellar we're breaking into bean's house cellar where he lives where he keeps the cider below
00:24:11where he lives where'd you come from will you go back to the tree and do your homework i want
00:24:14to
00:24:14help you steal some cider we're going to a book party and keep your mouth shut about any cider
00:24:18because no one ever said that now get out of here but nothing you're gonna get me in a lot
00:24:22of trouble
00:24:23besides you're too little and uncoordinated
00:24:28one two three
00:24:31where the cuss does that kid get off you believe that how'd he get tipped off
00:24:38you think he's gonna tell on us
00:24:41before we go any further from now on can you give me some kind of a signal once in a
00:24:44while
00:24:45just so i know any of this is getting through to you
00:24:49is that it okay uh there's another one
00:24:52ah good you made it anybody see it i don't think so here put this bandit hat on
00:24:59i must say i'm pleased to be invited but i'm not sure i should be doing this uncle foxy
00:25:02why not because i don't like to be dishonest with people
00:25:05well just keep your mouth shut it won't be a problem
00:25:07yeah but i don't think you should come with us either
00:25:08we're not taking a boat
00:25:12you know one time this wolf i saw wolf what's with all the wolf talk can we give it a
00:25:16rest for once
00:25:29look at all this apple juice apple juice apple juice we didn't come here for apple juice
00:25:35this is some of the strongest finest alcoholic cider money can buy or they could even be stolen
00:25:40it burns in your throat boils in your stomach tastes almost exactly like pure melted gold
00:25:56y'all are trespassing now illegally
00:26:06around these parts we don't take kindly to cider poachers
00:26:10you've aged badly right
00:26:12you're getting a little long in the tooth yourself partner
00:26:19bean security what why are you wearing that badge what is it
00:26:23it's my job
00:26:40how's your old lady different do you refer to my wife
00:26:45she was the town tartan her day wild and footloose
00:26:51pretty as a mink stone is that true of course not i mean certainly she lived we all did it
00:26:58was a
00:26:58different time let's not use the double standard she marched against it but town tart
00:27:02shut up
00:27:04that was close rat be careful
00:27:07oh i'm as careful as a
00:27:35how many jars should i bring up franklin
00:28:01oh my god is she blind i think she might have astigmatism or possibly a cataract or some
00:28:08four
00:28:08Anyway, her eyes don't see well.
00:28:24What did I tell you? This kid's a natural, am I right?
00:28:32It's so good to be to come. Lovely to see you.
00:28:34You're both looking splendid. How have you been, Walter?
00:28:36In good health, I trust.
00:28:38Nathan? Oswell?
00:28:40Wonderful.
00:28:43Any fox problems?
00:28:45Are you joking?
00:28:46It's horrible. We're miserable.
00:28:47He's laughing at us. It's humiliating.
00:28:48We're furious.
00:28:48I don't even want to talk about it.
00:28:57Perhaps we ought to kill him.
00:29:00Well, that seems rather obvious.
00:29:02He's too sneaky.
00:29:03Ah, right, of course.
00:29:05He's very clever, isn't he?
00:29:06He might be typical, I suppose.
00:29:18But I've already figured out where this fox lives.
00:29:20And tomorrow night, we're gonna camp in the bushes,
00:29:22wait for him to come out of the hole in this tree,
00:29:23and shoot the council smithereens.
00:29:25That's how I grab you, fellas.
00:29:27Hmm.
00:29:28Hmm.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:29I see why not.
00:29:41Another book party?
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:45Whoa.
00:29:45I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there.
00:29:48Yeah. No, actually, there's a fire.
00:29:51I just got the call.
00:29:52They said maybe it's arson.
00:29:53I gotta interview the marshal and see what's...
00:29:55Kylie.
00:29:56Is he telling the truth?
00:29:58I...
00:29:58I...
00:29:59I don't want to be put in the middle of this.
00:30:00Thanks, Kylie.
00:30:02Why is he wearing that bandit hat?
00:30:07His ears are cold.
00:30:08He's not with us.
00:30:09Go back to bed.
00:30:11If what I think is happening is happening,
00:30:15it better not be.
00:30:34Nice job covering for me.
00:30:36Next time you...
00:30:50All three!
00:30:52Kill him!
00:30:54I can't!
00:31:17We got the tail, but we missed the fox.
00:31:22Petey, sorry to wake you.
00:31:23Can I trouble you to dash out here right away with,
00:31:25so we say, three shovels, two pickaxes,
00:31:28five hundred rounds of ammunition,
00:31:29and, um, a bottle of apple cider.
00:31:33You know, it'll grow back, won't it?
00:31:35Tails don't grow back.
00:31:36Tails don't grow back?
00:31:37Mm-mm, except for lizards.
00:31:38Tails don't grow back.
00:31:40I'm gonna be tailless for the rest of my life.
00:31:42Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right?
00:31:45I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave
00:31:47and three feet on a banana peel.
00:31:48It's a lot worse than just a...
00:31:53Excuse me, everyone.
00:31:54I'm gonna go meditate for half an hour.
00:31:57You have got 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology.
00:32:00Me?
00:32:01Me, you have an apology?
00:32:03He gets abandoned?
00:32:04He just got here.
00:32:04He got a bandit hat?
00:32:05Where's my bandit hat?
00:32:06Why didn't I get shot at?
00:32:08It's because you think I'm no good at anything!
00:32:11Well, maybe you're right.
00:32:12Thanks.
00:32:15Told you not to bring him.
00:32:17Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:20At this point, we'll be lucky if we can flip this tree
00:32:22for half of what we've already sunk into it.
00:32:24I won't be able to sleep by my back for six weeks.
00:32:27And on my stomach, I feel congested.
00:32:28Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:31Because you don't listen to anybody.
00:32:34What was that?
00:32:35What? I said...
00:32:36Wake up, everybody!
00:32:37They're digging us out!
00:32:39They'll kill the children!
00:32:40Over my dead body, they will.
00:32:41That's what I'm saying.
00:32:42You'd be dead, too, in that scenario.
00:32:43Well, I'm arguing against that.
00:32:45What are you talking about?
00:32:45Why are you yelling at me?
00:32:46Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:32:47You say one thing, she says another,
00:32:49and it all changes back again!
00:33:01I've got it.
00:33:02There's not a moment to lose.
00:33:03Why didn't I think of this sooner?
00:33:04Think of what?
00:33:05We've been trapped before.
00:33:29I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things.
00:33:33A very long time ago...
00:33:35May I have a word with you privately?
00:33:37Well, we're in a hole here.
00:33:39Where...
00:33:39Just on the other side of this mineral deposit.
00:33:41Follow me.
00:33:45I'm gonna lose my temper now.
00:33:48When?
00:33:49Right now.
00:33:50Well, when...
00:33:55Twelve fox years ago, you made a promise to me,
00:33:58while we were caged inside that fox trap,
00:34:01that if we survived,
00:34:02you would never steal another chicken, turkey, goose, duck,
00:34:05or squab, whatever they are.
00:34:07And I believed you.
00:34:08Why?
00:34:09Why did you lie to me?
00:34:12Because I'm a wild animal.
00:34:14You are also a husband and a father.
00:34:18I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.
00:34:20I don't care about the truth about yourself.
00:34:23This story is too predictable.
00:34:27Predictable?
00:34:28Really?
00:34:29What happens in the end?
00:34:31In the end?
00:34:32We all die.
00:34:35Unless you change.
00:34:52P.D., listen, run down to the rental department at Molloy Consolidated
00:34:56and place an order for, shall we say, um, one Mighty Max,
00:34:59one Junior Spitfire, and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo.
00:35:03For immediate delivery.
00:35:07THE Sleeve
00:35:25The Sleeve
00:35:26The Sleeve
00:35:26Everywhere I hear the sound of Martin Washington
00:35:30Plank
00:35:44Ash, are you mad at me?
00:35:46I understand if you are, and I'm sorry, I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I'd realized you'd feel
00:35:50this way.
00:35:50It was only ever just because he's kind of a natural.
00:35:52I mean, hey, look at him, Dad.
00:35:58Anyway, I'm sorry if you're feeling it.
00:35:59You know what? I'm gonna spit dirt in my ears.
00:36:01Yeah, that's better. I can't hear you now, but keep talking.
00:36:25I don't have beagle tics, by the way.
00:36:27Well, me neither. Whoever said we had beagle tics, by the way.
00:36:33Apparently that's what you've been telling everyone, beagle tics and pelt lice.
00:36:36I never said that, and you're misquoting me, or somebody is, but I'm going to get to the bottom of
00:36:40it.
00:36:41Look, Ash, we may or may not ever see the light of day again, but I really like Agnes, and
00:36:45I think she likes me.
00:36:46Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, great. Well, she's a free agent. What do I care?
00:36:49Well, then why are you dead set on...
00:36:51Can I ask you a question?
00:36:52You may.
00:36:53What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel talking to yourself for an
00:36:57hour and 45 minutes? It's weird.
00:36:59My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...
00:37:02Yeah, well, that's great, but I'd worry more about what that does for your reputation than whether or not you
00:37:06have beagle tics or not.
00:37:09I don't, nor pelt lice.
00:37:14One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.
00:37:19You're paranoid, Foxy.
00:37:21Farmer, thank you. Correct me if I'm misreading the data. You've successfully destroyed the scenery of the alleged...
00:37:27Look at Dad's tie.
00:37:29What will you three prominent farmers do now?
00:37:31Well, Dan, I can tell you what we're not going to do. We're not going to let him go.
00:37:48Stand clear, please. Stand clear, everyone.
00:37:51Contact!
00:38:06Boggess, how many men have you got work on your farm?
00:38:0835.
00:38:09Months?
00:38:0936.
00:38:10I've got 37, that's right.
00:38:1135, 45, divided by 2, that's it.
00:38:13That's 108 altogether.
00:38:17Petey?
00:38:18Drop everything and assemble all 108 members of our entire three combined workforces.
00:38:22We're going to starve them out and then kill them.
00:38:24Starting in, uh, shall we say, uh, 15 minutes.
00:38:29An estimated 108 snipers are currently in position surrounding the demolished Fox residence.
00:38:35Any local animals would appear to be trapped underground without provisions of any kind at this point.
00:38:40If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to the situation.
00:38:45But we'll stay on the scene watching closely as events continue to unfold.
00:38:50So, this is going to be a total cluster cuss for everybody.
00:39:02How long can a fox go without food or water?
00:39:05Well, I can only answer as an opossum, but I don't think I can last more than another couple of
00:39:08hours
00:39:09before I get completely dehydrated and starved to death.
00:39:11What's that?
00:39:20Dad?
00:39:20Not a sound.
00:39:31You scared the cuss out of us!
00:39:35A lot of good animals are probably going to die because of you!
00:39:42We've been digging in circles for three days!
00:39:45Half the woods have been obliterated, nobody can get out.
00:39:47Right now, my wife's huddled at the bottom of a flint mine with no food, no water, and 27 starving
00:39:52animal brats!
00:39:54I just want to see a little... sunshine.
00:39:58But you're nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes barely even open on a good day.
00:40:01I'm sick of your double talk. We have rights!
00:40:04We don't like you, and we hate your dad.
00:40:06Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.
00:40:09I'm not gonna eat mud!
00:40:10Cuss, yeah, you are.
00:40:19Don't do that.
00:40:21Why'd you take your shoes off?
00:40:22So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
00:40:34I can fight my own fights.
00:40:37No, you can't.
00:40:39Those farmers aren't gonna quit until they've got you and every member of your family nailed upside down to a
00:40:44bloody stick with your eyes gorged out.
00:40:47This is getting a little too personal.
00:40:50Give me a minute.
00:41:07I've got an idea.
00:41:09What is it?
00:41:09It could be a good one.
00:41:10Lay it on us.
00:41:11It might save our lives.
00:41:12Say the idea!
00:41:14All right.
00:41:15Let's try it.
00:41:17Go to the Flintmine, tell Mrs. Badger et al. that help is on the way.
00:41:21Is help on the way?
00:41:23I sure as cuss hope so.
00:41:30Ash, I know what it's like to feel different.
00:41:38Well, I'm not different.
00:41:40Am I?
00:41:41We all are.
00:41:43Him especially.
00:41:44But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
00:41:53Hmm.
00:41:54Not to me.
00:41:55I prefer to be an athlete.
00:42:00Gentlemen, this time we must dig in a very special direction.
00:42:08I've got to kind of feel out the vibe.
00:42:15Begin.
00:42:40Oh, come on.
00:42:42You're not going to.
00:42:44Come on.
00:42:51I hear that slap in the middle.
00:42:52Do you get how incredible this is?
00:42:56About a handsome little fox, let me sing you folks a yam.
00:43:01Hey, diddle-dee, doddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum.
00:43:05Was a splendid little fella, fella, wit and grace and charm.
00:43:09Say, zippy-zee, zappy-zappy-zappy, up your doodle-gum.
00:43:13Well, like any little critter, need in littles for his bedlands.
00:43:18Well, he stole, and he cheated, and he lied just to survive.
00:43:23Well, we're they doodle-dum, diddle-dye, doddle-dittle, doodle-dum.
00:43:27Doodle-dum, diddle-dye, doddle-dum, doodle-do.
00:43:29With a zippy-zoe, zippy-zappy, zippy-zappy, zoop-y-z.
00:43:31Zippy-zoe, zippy-zappy, zippy-zappy, zoop-y-z.
00:43:33Do-do-da, do-da, do-da, do-da.
00:43:35Do-da, do-da, do-da.
00:43:36Let me take a little tick now to colour in the scene.
00:43:39Cross the valley with the yoga's named Bogus, Puntz, and Bean.
00:43:44Now these three crazy jackies had a hero on the run.
00:43:46Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox-shooting gun.
00:43:48But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whip.
00:43:50Took as quick as a gopher, that was half a rack of tail.
00:43:56Now those ye farmers sit where there's a hole for once a hill.
00:44:01Singing diddle-dee, doddle-dow, doddle-do, doodle-dum.
00:44:04And as far as I can reckon they're a-sitting up, they're still singing.
00:44:09Zippy-zzy, zappy-zappy, zappy-yappy-o.
00:44:13What are you singing, Petey?
00:44:15Just-just making it up as I-as I went along, really.
00:44:19That's just weak songwriting.
00:44:21You wrote a bad song, Petey.
00:44:43We took everything.
00:44:45They took everything?
00:44:47Let me call you back, Petey.
00:44:52Well, they could be anywhere by now.
00:44:53They're digging right under our feet.
00:44:54Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.
00:44:56We should have stayed out of it.
00:44:57We should have stayed out of it.
00:44:57Want to have a.
00:45:21There you go.
00:45:21I gotta go.
00:45:21We should have a.
00:45:22We should have 2.
00:45:30I've got an idea.
00:45:41I'm still not getting a signal.
00:45:42Is anybody getting any reception?
00:45:43I don't have any signal, but I haven't had any.
00:45:46Crisp up those ducks.
00:45:47Drag those chickens.
00:45:48Slow them down just a little bit.
00:45:49We're a little ahead.
00:45:49Where are the apples?
00:45:50Still now?
00:45:51Do you still have them raw?
00:45:51Well, slice them up.
00:45:52Let's get them in the pen.
00:45:53I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally, that must be for you.
00:45:57Well, you know, it's not the end of the world.
00:45:59Oh, but, Foxy, how humiliating having your whole table blown clean off my...
00:46:03Can we drop it?
00:46:09Really good, sweet, and nice.
00:46:10Hey, they say you're a natural.
00:46:12True or false?
00:46:14Answer the question.
00:46:15True, I guess.
00:46:16Correct.
00:46:17Get out of here, Agnes.
00:46:18I need to have a private word with Christopherson.
00:46:19Wait, just a minute.
00:46:20She doesn't...
00:46:21I don't mind.
00:46:22I'm not going to talk to the guy.
00:46:23Listen to me.
00:46:24I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do, but I can't do it alone.
00:46:29I'm not interested.
00:46:30Hear me out.
00:46:30No, thanks.
00:46:31I think foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.
00:46:34Only because they've got the guts in their blood.
00:46:37And so do we.
00:46:38Was I a bit rude to Agnes?
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:41I should probably say something, shouldn't I?
00:46:43I'll say something in a minute.
00:46:44Oh, God.
00:46:45I don't know.
00:46:45What's the brainstorm?
00:46:47In a nutshell?
00:46:47Uh-huh.
00:46:48We're going to steal back my dad's tail.
00:46:51Whoa.
00:46:53Hmm.
00:47:02Okay, chief.
00:47:03Here we go.
00:47:18Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally take me up on my offer to
00:47:21have you over to the Flintmine for dinner.
00:47:23But I guess we have...
00:47:24I'm sorry.
00:47:24Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.
00:47:26Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?
00:47:29No, no.
00:47:30No, but Clive's right.
00:47:31In all seriousness.
00:47:32Excuse me, B.
00:47:33I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing.
00:47:38Reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other.
00:47:41I'm going to say it again.
00:47:42Aware.
00:47:44Aware.
00:47:57I don't feel safe.
00:47:58That's because we're not.
00:48:01You should probably put your bandit hat on now.
00:48:03Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.
00:48:09They look good.
00:48:10Yeah, we do.
00:48:11Now, where would you keep a prized tail if you collected them if that was your hobby?
00:48:15I'd probably hang it over the mail piece.
00:48:17Right.
00:48:17Good.
00:48:18In fact, what's that smell?
00:48:23Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg ginger apple snaps?
00:48:27Well, how do you do?
00:48:36They are so warm.
00:48:42Uh-oh.
00:48:42We got it wrong.
00:48:44What?
00:48:44It's not over the mantelpiece.
00:48:47The necktie.
00:49:15Let's go.
00:49:16Hang on.
00:49:16Hold on.
00:49:17Two more.
00:49:18She's there.
00:49:18She can't see.
00:49:26Look at each other.
00:49:27Here we are.
00:49:28Wow.
00:49:29Now, I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental, but I'm going to
00:49:32say something anyway, which nobody wants to admit, but I think it's probably true.
00:49:37We beat them.
00:49:39We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, their sizzling
00:49:43duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras.
00:49:48Where'd the boys go?
00:49:49Where'd the boys go?
00:49:50Ash?
00:49:51Boys?
00:49:52Christopherson.
00:49:54Oh, my gosh.
00:49:54That was crazy.
00:49:55I can't believe what's just happening there.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:56Let's get out of here.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:49:57Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:59Huh?
00:50:03Christopherson?
00:50:04What am I hearing again, baby?
00:50:06What's happening?
00:50:06Am I still paranoid?
00:50:12Cider.
00:50:35What just happened?
00:50:37Something with cider.
00:50:38That was dangerous.
00:50:39Is anyone hurt?
00:50:39We're all hurt.
00:50:40My entire flint mine just got demolished.
00:50:43Apple juice.
00:50:44Apple juice flood.
00:50:45Let's do a head count.
00:50:46Everybody pick a buddy.
00:50:47Where'd the boys go?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:50Christopherson?
00:50:51Ash?
00:50:51I'm here.
00:50:53Ash, who's your buddy?
00:50:55Christopherson.
00:50:55Where is he?
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:56Why not?
00:50:57I lost him.
00:50:58You lost him?
00:50:58I lost him.
00:50:59Where were you?
00:51:00I was in the kitchen.
00:51:01We were trying to find the necktie.
00:51:02What are you talking about?
00:51:04It's my fault.
00:51:05Oh, no.
00:51:06Where did you get that nutmeg ginger apple snap?
00:51:09And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat?
00:51:11We want to steal back your tail.
00:51:14What?
00:51:16Christopherson!
00:51:17Christopherson!
00:51:18Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:20Christopherson!
00:51:21Christopherson!
00:51:21Christopherson!
00:51:22Christopherson!
00:51:25Christopherson!
00:51:25Wrap this wet little mutt in a newspaper and put him in a box with some howls punched in the
00:51:29top.
00:51:31There's only one way out of this sewer, but the manhole cover's closed, and there's a station wagon parked on
00:51:35it, which means we're permanently stuck down here.
00:51:39You still think we beat him, Foxy?
00:52:01Badger's right.
00:52:02These farmers aren't going to quit until they catch me.
00:52:04I shouldn't have lied to your face.
00:52:06I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly.
00:52:10I shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far and tried to embarrass them and cuss with their heads.
00:52:15I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.
00:52:17And now there's only one way out.
00:52:19Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me, stuff me, and hang me over their mantelpiece...
00:52:23You'll do no such thing.
00:52:25Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.
00:52:29Oh, why'd you have to get us into this, Foxy?
00:52:34I don't know, but I have a possible theory.
00:52:38I think I have this thing where I need everybody to think I'm the greatest, the quote-unquote fantastic Mr.
00:52:43Fox.
00:52:43And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and kind of intimidated by me, then I don't feel good
00:52:48about myself.
00:52:51Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey, and outsmart predators, and that's what I'm actually good at.
00:52:57I think at the end of the day, I'm just...
00:52:59I know.
00:53:01We're wild animals.
00:53:04I guess we always were.
00:53:07I promise you if I had all this to do over again, I'd have never let you down.
00:53:11It was always more fun when we did it together anyway.
00:53:15I love you, Felicity.
00:53:17I love you too.
00:53:18I love you, too.
00:53:21But I shouldn't have married you.
00:53:33Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were going to have a cub?
00:53:36In the fox trap.
00:53:36Right.
00:53:37We were at gunpoint, and your mother...
00:53:38Says she's pregnant.
00:53:39Let me tell it, okay?
00:53:41I had no idea how we were going to get out of this jam, and then it hit me.
00:53:45What do foxes do better than any other animal?
00:53:47Dig.
00:53:47You're stepping on my lines.
00:53:48Right.
00:53:49Keep telling it.
00:53:49So we dug, and the whole time I put paw over paw, scooping dirt and pebbles with your mother
00:53:54digging like crazy beside me, I kept wondering, who is this little boy going to be?
00:53:58Or girl.
00:53:59Or girl.
00:53:59Right.
00:54:00Because at that point, we didn't know.
00:54:03Ash, I'm so glad he was you.
00:54:07It's not your fault.
00:54:08It's mine.
00:54:31Goodbye.
00:54:37Well, I guess we should probably split into a certain number of groups and start doing
00:54:44something, right?
00:54:52Could I have a glass of water?
00:54:57Excuse me.
00:54:59Excuse me.
00:55:01Christopherson?
00:55:02Hello?
00:55:03Can you hear us?
00:55:06Christopherson?
00:55:07They got the boy.
00:55:14They want to trade the song for his hopper.
00:55:22Why'd they write this in letters cut out of magazines?
00:55:24To protect their identities.
00:55:26Oh, right.
00:55:27But then, why'd they sign their names?
00:55:29Plus, we already knew who they were because they were trying to kill us.
00:55:31Mr. Fox, we have your son.
00:55:34If you ever want to see him alive again...
00:55:36You took the wrong fox.
00:55:41I'm his son.
00:55:43I can see the resemblance.
00:55:46I can see the resemblance.
00:55:48What's that?
00:55:49I should.
00:55:52Yeah.
00:56:05Hey
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:08Yeah.
00:56:09Mat scaffoldet.
00:56:10Ah!
00:56:17Look at you, girl.
00:56:20You're still a fan.
00:56:22Look, and there's a creme brulee.
00:56:24Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?
00:56:34Ash!
00:56:38Excuse me.
00:56:39May I cut in?
00:56:41Hmm.
00:56:43Oh, my God.
00:57:13The boy's locked in an apple crate on top of a gun locker in the attic of Bean Annex.
00:57:22Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first?
00:57:26Never.
00:57:28All these wasted years, what were you looking for, Rat?
00:57:34He's trying to say something, Dad.
00:57:38Slider.
00:57:44Here you are, Rat.
00:57:46A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.
00:57:54Like melted gold.
00:58:05He redeemed himself.
00:58:08Redemption? Sure.
00:58:10But in the end, he's just another dead rat in the garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.
00:58:29He went bananas.
00:58:32Yes, he did.
00:58:35My suicide mission's been canceled.
00:58:37We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission.
00:58:41In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us because I don't like the toast I was giving.
00:58:46I'm going to start over.
00:58:51When I look down this table with the exquisite feast set before us, I see two terrific lawyers, a skilled
00:58:58pediatrician, a wonderful chef, a savvy real estate agent, an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, a gifted musician, pretty good
00:59:05minnow fisherman, and possibly the best landscape painter working on the scene today.
00:59:09Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time from time to time, who knows,
00:59:13I tend to doubt it.
00:59:15I also see a room full of wild animals.
00:59:19Wild animals with true natures and pure talents.
00:59:23Wild animals with scientific-sounding Latin names that mean something about our DNA.
00:59:27Wild animals, each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species.
00:59:33Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us.
00:59:37It might just give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew and letting me make it
00:59:42up to you for getting us into this crazy whatever it is.
00:59:45I don't know. It's just a thought.
00:59:47Thank you for listening.
00:59:48Cheers, everyone.
00:59:53Let's eat!
00:59:57What? I was just playing along with the baby who's doing it.
01:00:01Will you join me?
01:00:04I will.
01:00:08All right.
01:00:11All right, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?
01:00:13Great. Linda, Lutra Lutra. You got some dry paper?
01:00:16Here we go.
01:00:17Mole, talpa europea. What do you got?
01:00:19I can see in the dark?
01:00:20That's incredible. We can use that, Linda.
01:00:22Got it.
01:00:23Rabbit, orectologous caniculus.
01:00:24I'm fast.
01:00:25You bet you are, Linda.
01:00:26Got it.
01:00:27Beaver, castor fiber.
01:00:27I can chew through wood.
01:00:28Amazing, Linda.
01:00:29Got it.
01:00:30Badger, melis melis.
01:00:31Demolitions expert.
01:00:32What?
01:00:33Since when?
01:00:34Explosions, flames, burning things.
01:00:36Demolitions expert. Okay, Linda.
01:00:37Got it.
01:00:38Weasel.
01:00:38Bastara Navara.
01:00:40Stop yelling.
01:00:41All right.
01:00:42Ha!
01:00:42Woo-hoo!
01:00:43All right, Ash, you get these little kids organized and put together some kind of KP unit or something
01:00:47to keep this sewer clean. It's good for morale.
01:00:49Done.
01:00:50What's KP?
01:00:51Um, I think it means janitors.
01:00:55Hey, hey, hey, me, y'all over here. Hey, I want to go with you, too. I want to fight.
01:01:02Good, fabulous. Micratus Pennsylvanicus.
01:01:05Hey, I didn't get a job yet or a Latin name. What's my strength?
01:01:11Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy. Your job is really just to be available,
01:01:17I think. I don't know your Latin name. I doubt they even had opossums in ancient Rome.
01:01:30It's stupendous. Where's us?
01:01:32Right here.
01:01:32Paint an X.
01:01:36Dear Farmers Boggess Bunsen Bean, I have no alternative but to agree to your terms.
01:01:40Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover below the foot of the drainpipe next to the cobbler's shop
01:01:45and meet me there today at 10 a.m. sharp.
01:01:47I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boys' safe return.
01:01:50Cordially, Mr. Fox.
01:01:53Why do you write this in letters cut out of magazines?
01:01:55I don't know, but you did the same thing.
01:01:58I don't trust this guy. Anyway, set up the ambush.
01:02:01Synchronize your clocks. The time is now 9.45 a.m.
01:02:06Here, put these bandit hats on.
01:02:26Here, Dia 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 5, 1.
01:02:37Here, step one please.
01:03:03Did you bring the boy?
01:03:05Of course we did.
01:03:06Say something, kid.
01:03:10Excuse me.
01:03:11Excuse me.
01:03:13Come on, that doesn't sound anything like it.
01:03:15It's amateur night in Dixie.
01:03:25What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:29What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:32What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:41Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?
01:03:45Oh, he wants to leave.
01:03:47What why once was for me?
01:03:48He's one of our loves the death we do.
01:03:51Oh, for the useless thing we do.
01:03:52Oh, he wants to leave.
01:03:53It's unclear whether these...
01:03:56Save me.
01:03:56So, better than me.
01:03:58Oh, no, the mistake we be.
01:04:00Oh, he wants to leave.
01:04:02What weirdycks will happen.
01:04:04Oh, for the worst.
01:04:05Never be done.
01:04:06Oh, no, the certains things like me.
01:04:1228 pinecones fired, 22 targets hit.
01:04:19Decoy phase, go.
01:04:21Yes, sir.
01:04:22Domino, son, don't want to.
01:04:38That's on fire.
01:04:42Foxy, you're on.
01:04:44We're ready.
01:04:46I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna bring him back.
01:04:48I know you will.
01:04:50Contact!
01:05:06Are you scared of wolves?
01:05:08Scared?
01:05:09No.
01:05:09I have a phobia of them.
01:05:10Well, I have a thing about thunder.
01:05:12Why?
01:05:13That's stupid.
01:05:13I don't like needles myself.
01:05:15Where'd you come from again?
01:05:16How'd you get in the sidecar?
01:05:18I feel like I'm losing my mind.
01:05:22I've got a fox on a motorcycle, the little fox, and what looks like to be an opossum in
01:05:28the sidecar riding north on farm lane 7.
01:05:30Does that sound like anything to anybody?
01:05:32Red, it's Franklin B. Turn around, get the cuss back here, and pick us up on the ASAP.
01:06:04Here we go.
01:06:05Ha!
01:06:10Kyle, you got a credit card?
01:06:11Sure.
01:06:12See?
01:06:12This is what I was saying about how good you are at just being available for a titanium
01:06:15card.
01:06:16How the cuss would you qualify for this?
01:06:19I pay my bills on time.
01:06:20I've always had good credit.
01:06:26Ha!
01:06:27Ha!
01:06:28Ha!
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:31Wait, wait a second.
01:06:32What's this thing you do, the whistle with the clicking sound?
01:06:35What do you mean?
01:06:36That's my trademark.
01:06:375, 2, 3, 1 at a wine fair.
01:07:09give me a blueberry what blueberry you forgot the blueberries i did say i wrote it on your
01:07:17paw yeah it's written on the front of your
01:07:24what's that white stuff around his mouth i think he eats soap
01:07:32that's not soap well why does he have that bubble wrap it with rabies i've heard about this beagle
01:07:41you two go ahead while i distract him
01:07:51huh what
01:07:55hey
01:08:03i can fit through there
01:08:04hmm you wanna know why
01:08:07why because i'm little
01:08:12give me that shoelace
01:08:23it's me i'm rescuing you
01:08:28i've got mixed feelings about that
01:08:30i don't blame you
01:08:35can you give me a karate lesson real quick
01:08:40okay stand like this position yourself on the balls of your feet close your eyes
01:08:45you weigh less than a slice of bread
01:08:49i feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes isn't there
01:08:52yes i'm right let's review the principal agility techniques jumping flipping landing you're a good
01:09:00boy a little lonely maybe but terribly sweet
01:09:04what's your name spitz that's german isn't it
01:09:08now for a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop
01:09:10first need to get a running start which obviously i can't do in here
01:09:13then as you arrive at the destination of the chop
01:09:15lean and thrust into the point of contact paw remains open and straight then withdraw instantaneously
01:09:19remember it's the pullback that matters
01:09:21the pullback generates the force of the impact
01:09:24got it
01:09:25got it
01:09:27yeah i'm just gonna chop this thing right off
01:09:39he's gonna do it
01:09:44why you're just as sweet as
01:09:48i thought he said never look a beagle in the eye
01:10:02did you chop it
01:10:03oh no
01:10:20christopherson christopherson
01:10:22i'm ok
01:10:25i'm ok
01:10:26i'm sorry
01:10:27thats alright
01:10:29you were just trying to unlock the apple crate
01:10:31no
01:10:33I mean, I'm sorry about if...
01:10:36Oh, you mean from before, the apology you owed me,
01:10:38which you never actually said.
01:10:40Right.
01:10:41I'm grumpy.
01:10:42I spit.
01:10:43I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
01:10:45I'm just...
01:10:46different, apparently.
01:10:48But it won't happen again.
01:10:52Chris Arverson, I'm sorry.
01:10:56That's all right, too.
01:10:59Throw me the shoelace, please.
01:11:11You okay?
01:11:45He's wearing it.
01:11:50Your tractors uprooted my tree.
01:11:54Your posse hunted my family.
01:11:56Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew.
01:11:59Your wrath insulted my wife.
01:12:01And you shot off my tail.
01:12:04I'm not leaving here without that necktie.
01:12:08Hit him!
01:12:18Actually, we should just go.
01:12:20Where'd I park?
01:12:21I weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:12:24What?
01:12:24I'll be right back.
01:12:35Dodge the grabbers.
01:12:36Duck the taggers.
01:12:37Jump the twig basket.
01:12:38And knock the cedars to go to the grass rock.
01:12:59Hot box.
01:13:00Oh, my God.
01:13:30Ash, that was pure wild animal craziness.
01:13:34You're an athlete.
01:13:35Mm-hmm.
01:13:36Here, put this bandit hat on.
01:13:41Goggles!
01:13:52Are you gonna...
01:13:54Oh, stop.
01:13:55Oh, boy.
01:13:57Holy Spirit!
01:13:58Oh, my God!
01:14:11Petey, bring us the data, please.
01:14:14Stand by.
01:14:15I just intercepted a high-frequency radio signal with a can,
01:14:18and I think they're on their way home.
01:14:20Woo-hoo!
01:14:21Woo-hoo!
01:14:22Woo-hoo!
01:14:24Woo-hoo!
01:14:24Woo-hoo!
01:14:29Don't turn around!
01:14:31What?
01:14:41Where'd he come from?
01:14:44Where'd you come from?
01:14:47What are you doing here?
01:14:51Canis lupus.
01:14:53Vulpes, vulpes.
01:14:56I don't think he speaks English or Latin.
01:15:00Pensez-vous qu'il liberte serre rude?
01:15:03I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.
01:15:10He doesn't seem to know.
01:15:14I have a phobia of wolves!
01:15:32What a beautiful creature.
01:15:35Wish him luck, boys.
01:15:36Good luck to you.
01:15:37Good luck, boys.
01:15:37Good luck out there.
01:16:00These three, in this reporter's opinion, obsessed farmers,
01:16:04remain convinced the fox in question will eventually reappear.
01:16:07Why?
01:16:08Because foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer.
01:16:11They're refugees.
01:16:11All they have to eat down there is, um...
01:16:13Trash!
01:16:14And not much of it.
01:16:16Uh-huh.
01:16:17Thank you, farmers.
01:16:19For Action 12, this is Dan Peabody.
01:16:24Well, what are we looking at?
01:16:25It's just his tonsils.
01:16:26They're a little swollen.
01:16:27Are you serious?
01:16:27You know, hopefully you won't have to lose them.
01:16:29You won't lose the tonsils.
01:16:30That's quite an hungry smell.
01:16:33Have some, um, water.
01:16:35Here.
01:16:36I try to keep things as simple as possible.
01:16:37I like wallpapers.
01:16:38It's the first time I've been to a party where no one serves anything.
01:16:41He keeps on...
01:16:44Oh, Ricky Chum Chum.
01:16:47Oh, Ricky Chum Chum.
01:16:49Oh, Ricky Chum.
01:16:51Oh, Ricky Chum.
01:16:53Oh, my darling.
01:16:57Where are we going?
01:16:58Nobody knows.
01:16:59We were in the middle of a meditation practice.
01:17:01Watch your step.
01:17:02Let's see now.
01:17:03Where does this leave?
01:17:04Oh, no.
01:17:05Foxy, it's filthy.
01:17:06Keep a good grip, everyone.
01:17:08This better be worth it.
01:17:09I think I see a little sliver of light.
01:17:12What's this?
01:17:13Is it a door?
01:17:14You're a terrible actor, Foxy.
01:17:16Do you smell something?
01:17:17Is that...
01:17:18Freon?
01:17:19Shh.
01:17:19I'm going to crack open this trap door and see if something's on the other side.
01:17:23I highly doubt it, though.
01:17:24It's probably just more sewer.
01:17:26You know, wouldn't it be surprising if...
01:17:28Open it.
01:17:36Hey, look.
01:17:37There's a whole enormous, glorious, gigantic supermarket up here.
01:17:40And they close early on weekends.
01:17:42Oh.
01:17:44Wow.
01:17:45I try.
01:17:47You really are kind of a quote-unquote fantastic, Foxy.
01:17:51I try.
01:17:52Get enough to share with everybody, and remember, the rabbits are vegetarians, and badgers supposedly
01:17:57can't eat walnuts.
01:18:00I guess now that Christopherson's dad's already down to single pneumonia and getting better,
01:18:04he'll be going home soon, huh?
01:18:06Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital, he said he was already talking to Weasel about
01:18:09real estate availabilities down in our sewer system.
01:18:12Oh, really?
01:18:12Well, now's the time to buy.
01:18:14Okay.
01:18:22Okay, I get it.
01:18:24Is that your trademark?
01:18:28I'm pregnant again.
01:18:30Wow.
01:18:33I think we're both glowing.
01:18:38Do another toast, Dad.
01:18:42Okay.
01:18:43Uh, let's see.
01:18:45Uh, yeah.
01:18:47Right.
01:18:47Okay.
01:18:52They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it's cool to the paw.
01:18:57Try it.
01:19:01They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable.
01:19:06See?
01:19:08They say our tree may never grow back, but one day something will.
01:19:14Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose, and these giblets come from artificial
01:19:19squab, and even these apples look fake, but at least they've got stars on them.
01:19:24I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together, and even in this not particularly
01:19:31flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals
01:19:38I've ever met in my life.
01:19:40So let's raise our boxes to our survival.
01:19:55How was that?
01:19:58That was a good toast.
01:20:10What am I talking about?
01:20:15That was a good toast.
01:20:16Well, there she goes with a brand-new love affair, dancing with him like she don't even care.
01:20:23Let her dance, let her dance all that battle.
01:20:33Well, who'd have known the just yesterday?
01:20:37She danced with me the very same way
01:20:40Well, let her dance with them
01:20:42Let her dance all night long
01:20:45Well, let her dance with them all night long
01:20:54Let her dance to our very song
01:20:57Well, let her dance with them let her dance all night long
01:21:02Let her dance with them all
01:21:37Well, I'll find me a new love and then she'll see
01:21:41Someone else will be dancing with me
01:21:45Then let her dance with them
01:21:47Let her dance all night long
01:21:54Well, let her dance with them all night long
01:21:59Let her dance to our very song
01:22:02Well, let her dance with them let her dance all night long
01:22:12Well, let her dance with them let her dance with them all night long
01:22:16Let her dance to our very song
01:22:19Well, let her dance with them let her dance all night long
01:22:24Let her dance with them all night long
01:22:36One, two, one, two, three
01:22:39One, two, three
01:22:40One, two, four, six
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