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00:01:06I mean, sometimes change the tune.
00:01:10I've got so much to tell you, but I think I love you, Niles.
00:01:18Sometimes I feel that, and then, I don't know, other times, not so much.
00:01:26Over the last week, I've had a lot of time to think about my life, my future work, you
00:01:31know, what I'm doing, who am I spending it with?
00:01:34Yeah.
00:01:35And, I don't know, like, the last week, we've connected, you know, better than ever before,
00:01:42but...
00:01:42I need to tell you something.
00:01:44Oh, no, just let me finish.
00:01:45I don't know what it is.
00:01:46Like, something feels different.
00:01:49I mean, it's like the spark in our relationship is back, and it's never been any better.
00:01:54Like, I don't know, maybe it's just me.
00:01:57Maybe I've had a lot of time to think, you know.
00:02:01Don't know.
00:02:08Maybe it's...
00:02:09Isn't it wrong?
00:02:13The one thing I'm sure about...
00:02:18is...
00:02:19I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:02:27Miles, wait.
00:02:31Gemma.
00:02:33Were you married then?
00:02:39I know it's just a band, but I promise you when I get the money, you know, I'll get you
00:02:43a diamond.
00:02:44What do you say?
00:02:51I've got something to come first.
00:02:54What?
00:02:55I'm not Gemma.
00:02:58You are?
00:03:01I'm not Gemma.
00:03:08You are joking, right?
00:03:21Not.
00:03:25I met Gemma just under a week and a half ago.
00:03:29And...
00:03:30It was half a year to be more related, and that we were twins.
00:03:34And...
00:03:34I mean...
00:03:36You were even surprised with the piano play.
00:03:50Myles, please.
00:03:51Can you explain?
00:03:52John, I...
00:03:53You could have just said no, all right?
00:03:55Instead of making that ridiculous story.
00:04:00Look, it's...
00:04:01Myles, please.
00:04:05Myles, please.
00:04:25No, no, no, no.
00:04:29No, no, no.
00:04:29No, no, no.
00:04:32Thorough problem?
00:04:35I'm so subtle.
00:05:01Don't blow this rubbish too long.
00:05:03I don't want the electricity guard from roof.
00:05:07Come on, Trace.
00:05:09Have a dance.
00:05:10Yeah, come on, Trace.
00:05:13Some of us have work to do.
00:05:18Wait, you haven't had a job since 1997.
00:05:22Trace, I'm working.
00:05:24All right.
00:05:25Good boy.
00:05:27Good boy.
00:05:27Good boy.
00:05:29Definitely a scam.
00:05:31Good boy.
00:05:31Good boy.
00:05:33Good boy.
00:05:36Good boy.
00:05:48Good boy.
00:05:52Good boy.
00:06:01Good boy.
00:06:07Good boy.
00:06:11Good boy.
00:06:13Good boy.
00:06:21Good boy.
00:06:22Well, those cheap places, they don't give refunds do they?
00:06:26They give vouchers, but I ran that scheme five times before they worked it out.
00:06:31now I've got good credit okay so I now rent a place sublet it on my website I
00:06:44put a few targeted adverts in posh areas surely this can't work it has I've just
00:06:52rented an art deco cottage I've rented it a couple of days either side so you
00:06:57can go in sort the place out then clean up before they had real owners get in and
00:07:02check it out how much then 50 quid
00:07:11deal
00:07:17oh god it's me Ed what see you on
00:07:26hello yes this is she yes I've just got your booking oh I'm just wondering how private and secure your
00:07:36listing is yes the family does need security and private environment and
00:07:41don't worry it's a lovely quiet area perfect for walks oh excellent I wonder
00:07:49about party will be coming arriving on the Saturday and the rest of the party will
00:07:55be arriving the following day perfect and you're happy to pay for the security in
00:08:02advance oh yes of course that's not a problem wonderful you will of course get it back when
00:08:12we've checked over the property after your client leaves oh wonderful if I have any more questions
00:08:19I'll give you another ring I'll give you another ring I'm happy to have served you madam
00:08:23okay goodbye bye bye is everything gone fact
00:08:28oh yes princess your getaway weeks would you like me to tell this and her majesty
00:08:34no no I'll tell them at the luncheon is anything wrong princess you do look as though
00:08:40you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders I have something to tell them when
00:08:45we're on holiday and you don't think they're going to be very happy with me I'm happy to listen
00:08:53perhaps I'm just being silly anyway um we need to look at next week's schedule
00:09:00of course is she a job hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm oh my we're going
00:09:19James what are you doing you're going to choke oh yes
00:09:28oh
00:09:36told you shut up
00:09:43do you think there should be more to life than there what do you mean
00:09:47I feel stuck you know same old job same old friends same old
00:09:52everson you know until I went lottery or marry a prince this is all we've got
00:09:59and what about us what do you mean where do you see us heading
00:10:02I'm not having kids if that's what you mean no I don't mean
00:10:05my mum will kill me if I make her a grandmother
00:10:08being silly she's got knife in a garage bigger than rambos
00:10:13you said you had something to tell me is that it no it's my
00:10:40it's gorgeous a little bohemian what do you know about bohemian you're a
00:10:45pontings girl watch it trappy besides i wish i could stay here it's already spotless what do
00:10:54we do then well we've got to clean up half ourselves and then we've got to swap the
00:10:57brochures and the guest box to me mum so they think it's hers oh easy besides we'll make that much
00:11:03mess
00:11:04will we
00:11:10you know huh
00:11:13mine's don't excite me anymore
00:11:16what about that fella that tried chatting us up in the club last week
00:11:20he was fading oh no not my time yeah well it miles you time
00:11:27he used to be ball
00:11:29no beats my ass
00:11:55oh
00:11:56stop don't take my pillows away these are my pillows wolf
00:12:07oh my god they're checking in in an hour quickly
00:12:14keep your hands on
00:12:20hey oh yeah mum oh yeah we're fine we're just doing final checks and that yeah yeah when the first
00:12:29person arrives yeah yeah fine fine yeah later
00:12:37clean up now okay
00:12:41um
00:13:17Oh, great. We're here.
00:13:20Oh, finally.
00:13:22It'd be so good to just relax and not have to think about my duties.
00:13:25And I've just got one last email to send.
00:13:27Oh, OK. I'll go and grab the keys.
00:13:49Oh, excuse me. Morning. Sorry a bit, Lily.
00:13:53No problem. We're just finished. I've got the keys here for you.
00:13:58Oh, thank you. I'll give these to my boss.
00:14:02Great. Help. I'll just go grab my colleague.
00:14:28Where is he?
00:14:30OK. She's here. Already?
00:14:32OK, I'm just doing this last little bit.
00:14:33Bebs, bebs. I'm going to make a dash to the train, all right?
00:14:35Me auntie wants her nails doing and she's always generous.
00:14:38OK, I'll see you later, sweet.
00:14:48I'm shooting up. Have a lovely step.
00:14:51Oh, thank you.
00:15:00I think I'll get a crash in the car.
00:15:02She looks much more relaxing, right?
00:15:03Don't you let it over here?
00:15:05Oh, are you sure you'll be OK?
00:15:07You might just...
00:15:08Oh, yes, there's a little shop just down the road.
00:15:12A corner shop?
00:15:15Have you ever been in a shop before?
00:15:18Is it like handrains?
00:15:19Oh, yes, there's something down to us.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:30Oh.
00:15:34Oh.
00:15:45Oh.
00:15:46Oh.
00:15:47Oh.
00:15:47Oh.
00:15:48Oh, oh.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:49Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:01Oh, wow, you really are letting it all hang out, aren't you, Princess?
00:16:07Oh, you should put a cardigan on in case of the paparazzi.
00:16:11Oh, and to keep you warm.
00:16:13What?
00:16:15I'll have to run now, Princess.
00:16:17Excuse me.
00:16:18Oh, I've got to go and do a shift at the teabag factory and have a hot pot.
00:16:27Oh, you do amuse me, Princess.
00:16:29Call me Princess again and I'll show you how amusing I can be.
00:16:34There are, love.
00:16:49Sorry, love.
00:16:50I mean, madam, I've just left my phone.
00:16:53I'll just grab it.
00:16:55Yeah.
00:17:03No.
00:17:04Don't mind me.
00:17:18Listen, I've had the place redecorated.
00:17:21Now, I've already put in some scratches so they'll knock 10% off, but you'll have to pay for the
00:17:26rest.
00:17:30Maybe it's time your constituencies and your wife found out what it is you get up to.
00:17:40Don't get funny with me, buddy boy.
00:17:42I've still got the photos.
00:17:44You've got plenty of money.
00:17:49Good.
00:17:50That's better.
00:17:52Now, I'll want it in my account by the end of the day.
00:17:58Who was that?
00:17:59Mayor.
00:18:00What?
00:18:01I used to date him about 10 years back.
00:18:05You wouldn't believe the dirt I've got on him.
00:18:10Oh, my gosh.
00:18:12That's a girl I feel sorry for.
00:18:15Anyway, what can I do for you, lover boy?
00:18:19I've come to see Gemma.
00:18:21Oh, she's not here.
00:18:22She's at our holiday cottage.
00:18:25You've got a holiday cottage?
00:18:26Yes.
00:18:27Well, kind of.
00:18:29Anyway, she'll be back in a few hours.
00:18:35This is well bizarre.
00:18:39Maybe we're ducks, Gainus.
00:18:41I think they're a bit more than lookalikes, Flower.
00:18:44So, what are we?
00:18:46Who's your dad?
00:18:49Well, my father is king of a small island and a British rule.
00:18:54That's good.
00:18:55Because my mum's the queen of Sheba, love.
00:18:57Is she right, then?
00:19:00Well, I was born in this country.
00:19:03They had to reside here during the coup.
00:19:06The heir of my lord is prone to it, unfortunately.
00:19:09We did try to move back.
00:19:11But ended up right here.
00:19:13So, technically, my father is nothing more than a lord.
00:19:20Well, that sucks.
00:19:22Was your dad a bit of a Lothario?
00:19:24I beg your pardon?
00:19:26I never met me dad.
00:19:28Me mum says they were like ships passing at nine.
00:19:31He might have done it more than a knight, would they?
00:19:33I mean, 33 years ago.
00:19:36What's your birthday?
00:19:38April 1st.
00:19:40Mine too.
00:19:44But I'm 39.
00:19:47Fine, all right.
00:19:49I'm 39.
00:19:51We're always new twins.
00:19:53Everything matches.
00:19:54Well, how are we going to find out?
00:19:56Hang on.
00:20:01Where are you?
00:20:02I've got a question for you, mum.
00:20:04All right, let's be out.
00:20:06Was my old man a king or the lord?
00:20:09What are you talking about?
00:20:11Are you taking the mick?
00:20:13No, do you reckon he was?
00:20:15He were barely a court, just a love.
00:20:18Well, I don't suppose you had two kids and gave one away.
00:20:24Have you been drinking again?
00:20:37I mean, it's impossible.
00:20:39My mother gave birth to me.
00:20:41Well, it's a mystery.
00:20:45Hold on.
00:20:48You're kidding me.
00:20:50What?
00:20:50I'm just dreaming.
00:20:52Wait.
00:20:54What the hell, like?
00:20:57You're not dreaming.
00:20:59It's real.
00:21:00Look, I'm going to have to go soon.
00:21:03Why?
00:21:04Yeah, I've got to get back on the grind.
00:21:06I can't sit here with you all day being a princess.
00:21:11Well, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
00:21:13I can assure you.
00:21:15Yeah, well, try being me.
00:21:17Trying to scrape by with a boring boyfriend,
00:21:20who I'm pretty sure can't stand me right now.
00:21:24Let alone me mother.
00:21:25Christ!
00:21:26She's not nice.
00:21:30I wouldn't say that, but she's just complicated.
00:21:34She must be doing all right, though.
00:21:37She has a second property.
00:21:38So what's so bad about your life, princess?
00:21:44Well, I'm expected to act a certain way.
00:21:48I'm object a certain image, and, well, I just don't feel true to myself.
00:21:55I have to have dinners with noughts, ladies, politicians, kings and queens sometimes.
00:22:03I mean, I even used to date William before we met Kate.
00:22:07Seriously?
00:22:09Yes.
00:22:11It's just such an effort, having to dress up all the time and be so demure.
00:22:21What is it?
00:22:27Well, we went to a gala a few weeks ago.
00:22:32And there was a lady playing the piano.
00:22:35I've been learning the piano for years, and I stopped to listen to her.
00:22:44But my mother wouldn't let me.
00:22:48She said she was nearly the hire to help.
00:22:51I just didn't understand why they made me learn to play.
00:22:57If I wasn't ever able to.
00:23:01I felt so trapped.
00:23:05And she just looked so free.
00:23:08Well, I can tell you being the hire to help ain't what it's cracked up to be.
00:23:14I'd love to feel important.
00:23:17You know, be the centre of attention.
00:23:21I have an idea.
00:23:24What?
00:23:27Why don't we swap places for a week?
00:23:30You're having a laugh, aren't you?
00:23:33No.
00:23:34I'm being serious.
00:23:35A week?
00:23:39Why not?
00:23:40We're identical.
00:23:42We just need to go over everything that we need to know.
00:23:50Bugger it.
00:23:51Why not?
00:23:53You're serious, that is too.
00:23:57You're
00:24:02Why not?
00:24:38Sorry. I know it's late. How are you getting on?
00:24:43Getting there.
00:24:46I have an idea.
00:24:48Keep me with it.
00:24:50Well, I know a photographer and I can get access to his studio in the morning so he could go
00:24:57through the physical side of it all.
00:24:58What do you mean?
00:25:02Well, you walk like a member of Oasis. No offence.
00:25:07None taken.
00:25:09I need to teach you how to walk, talk and eat like a princess.
00:25:12What next? Poop like a princess?
00:25:15How vulgar.
00:25:18I've got my work cut out for me.
00:25:20Sorry.
00:25:22You get some sleep now.
00:25:24I've got to start early before my family arrives.
00:25:29I want to talk like a princess
00:25:34I want to walk like a princess
00:25:42I want to dress
00:25:45To impress
00:25:48Like a princess
00:25:51But I'm not going to be your princess
00:25:56I'm gonna be my own princess
00:25:59My own princess
00:26:02My own princess
00:26:03Be my own princess
00:26:06Be my own princess
00:26:10I am going to talk like a princess
00:26:16I am going to walk like a princess
00:26:23I am going to dress
00:26:27I am going to dress
00:26:28Like a princess
00:26:30I am going to be
00:26:34I am going to be
00:26:37My own princess
00:26:42I am a princess
00:26:57Then you want to know where I am?
00:27:03Yeah
00:27:04Me mum and me boyfriend want to know where I am
00:27:07You want to do this?
00:27:10Sure
00:27:12Yeah
00:27:13Yeah
00:27:15I'll get Connie to pick you up from here
00:27:17And I'll get a new Uber to take to New Daff
00:27:24Well don't
00:27:25I don't know if there's an Uber
00:27:26I don't know if I'd get that
00:27:30We're gonna have to swap clothes too
00:27:34Oh, this is really comfy
00:27:38Welcome to the sun
00:27:39I'm staying up
00:27:40Shoulders back
00:27:45You know, good luck
00:27:47I'll get a taxi to pick you up
00:27:48And drop me off at mine
00:27:49It's just opposite the flower shop
00:27:54I'm nervous
00:27:55Well I'd say it don't
00:27:56But me mum can be a bit scarier sometimes
00:28:12Morning
00:28:13You all right?
00:28:16Nice
00:28:16Your family's waiting for you at the holiday cottage
00:28:21Spiffing
00:28:22One's high tea
00:28:23High tea?
00:28:25Yeah, like cucumber sandwiches and all that
00:28:30All that?
00:28:33Are you playing with me?
00:28:35Oh
00:28:37Yeah
00:28:38You got me
00:28:41After you, Lord of Highness
00:29:02I do
00:29:04I don't do
00:29:07I don't do
00:29:07I don't
00:29:09I don't
00:29:10I don't
00:29:11Have a book
00:29:14What about you, Ed?
00:29:16Bloody hell, Gemma
00:29:18I only saw you yesterday
00:29:21You'd been on the extra and siders last night
00:29:26Well, then
00:29:28Ah
00:29:29Look
00:29:36Well, well, well
00:29:38The princess returns
00:29:40Her majesty has deemed to share her presence
00:29:43Excuse me
00:29:47I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:49So, look
00:29:51Was Gemma with you last night?
00:29:53No
00:29:54I thought she was back here
00:29:59Well, erm
00:30:01I just
00:30:02Fancy the night out
00:30:03I mean
00:30:05Is that a
00:30:05Cran?
00:30:07Do what you like
00:30:08I had to entertain your dopey boyfriend
00:30:14Oh, Miles, for God's sake
00:30:16Bloody hell, lad
00:30:17It's like looking in a butcher's window
00:30:18Cover yourself up
00:30:19Gems
00:30:20Can we, er
00:30:21Can we have a chat later?
00:30:53Oh, Connie
00:30:54Oh, thank God
00:30:56We've been stuck here without any help for an hour
00:30:59It's been frightful
00:31:01We're dying for a cup of tea
00:31:02I've no idea how the contraption works
00:31:05The thing
00:31:07You mean the kettle
00:31:09Or that
00:31:10Don't worry, your majesty
00:31:12I'll make the tea
00:31:13Is Diana here yet?
00:31:16She's, er
00:31:17Outside in the courtyard
00:31:18Oh, God
00:31:20All right
00:31:23Oh, what's the matter, your majesty?
00:31:25Since when do you call father now, your majesty and lady?
00:31:29I'm
00:31:30Sorry, mother
00:31:32Did Nancy do your make-up?
00:31:35It's too much
00:31:36You look like one of those American princesses
00:31:39I did my make-up
00:31:41I did my make-up
00:31:41Well, it looks like you've used a spray can, darling
00:31:44Have your sister do it
00:31:46Nancy has the week off
00:31:48Diana?
00:31:49Yes, Diana
00:31:50Go on
00:31:51Shoo, shoo
00:31:57Hey, sis
00:32:01You've never called me sis before
00:32:04And
00:32:05Heavens, who did your make-up?
00:32:07A mortician
00:32:09Um, mother's asked you to help me
00:32:13Fine
00:32:26Oh, it's great
00:32:28Don't make habit of it
00:32:31Thank you, Diana
00:32:32I don't think you've thanked me
00:32:34For anything
00:32:36Oh
00:32:39Sorry
00:32:41And you've never apologised, either
00:32:43Did you get a visit from three ghosts last night?
00:32:46Did they know they're too late for Christmas?
00:32:50So
00:32:51What do you think about the holiday cottage?
00:32:55I don't know what possessed you to book this
00:32:56When we could have gone to Uncle Giles' chateau
00:32:58In Monaco
00:33:01I think it's nice to switch things up a little
00:33:04You're odd today, Carinthia
00:33:06Very
00:33:07Very odd
00:33:08I'm just happy to see you
00:33:10Ew
00:33:11Look, just
00:33:12Pick out a nice dress
00:33:13Daddy's been invited to love with Nell's latest gathering
00:33:16Where to make our token appearances
00:33:20Is it going to be part?
00:33:23Lords, dignitaries, royalty
00:33:25Not much at all, darling
00:33:29Did you bang your head?
00:33:51All right, love
00:33:52Post time, better, will you?
00:34:00Post time, better, will you?
00:34:22This is an open bar
00:34:24Is it not?
00:34:28The bar is paid for, yes
00:34:33Drink Connie?
00:34:36I can't, I'm working
00:34:39I think you just need to relax
00:34:41You look a little uptight
00:34:50Come on, let's go out
00:34:58Better get off soon, covering someone's shift
00:35:02I really want to go clubbing tonight instead
00:35:05Oh, I don't, yeah
00:35:07Because if I don't work, I don't get paid
00:35:10Don't get paid, can't pay me bill
00:35:12On and on it goes
00:35:13Right?
00:35:14You can't just ask for some money off your parents
00:35:17My jailbird, Daddy
00:35:20If you're a loob buried somewhere, I wouldn't tell me where it was
00:35:23Mum's more broke than me
00:35:28How long have we known each other now?
00:35:31Blimey
00:35:32What were we?
00:35:35Ball, pies, back in primary school
00:35:38And a lifetime of shenanigans ever since
00:35:45Did I ever tell you about me, Dad?
00:35:47Only that your mum didn't know who it was
00:35:49But she thinks she's lying about that
00:35:53Honestly
00:35:54I never know where your mum are
00:35:56What, she's a lover
00:35:58Shall we get ready for Miles?
00:36:03Yeah
00:36:05Look, if you're gonna dump him
00:36:06Let him down gently
00:36:08Alright?
00:36:10He's a nice guy
00:36:12Why was she?
00:36:13I mean, why would I dump?
00:36:14Don't know about Harmony Grant, do you remember her?
00:36:16Or Daphne Breen
00:36:18Daphne
00:36:18Oh, never mind
00:36:20Go easy on him, alright?
00:36:24Yeah, okay
00:36:26Do you know the way to Nashall?
00:36:28That's where I've got a meeting
00:36:30You don't remember?
00:36:31Well, not exactly, no
00:36:32Do you have a cab with me?
00:36:33We'll dump you off on the way, sweet
00:36:56Honestly, Carinthia
00:36:58I've never seen you act like that before
00:37:10What were you drinking?
00:37:13Not beer, was it?
00:37:15It was bitter, Papa
00:37:17A princess does not drink bitter beer, lager
00:37:23Or anything you might find in a public house
00:37:28Unless it's high-cast spirits
00:37:31Like champagne
00:37:33And good champagne at that
00:37:35Can I not drink cider?
00:37:39What?
00:37:39It was a genuine question
00:37:40Listen, Carinthia
00:37:42You need to start to improve your behaviour
00:37:45We have our reputation to uphold
00:37:49Showed some decorum
00:37:52Not that, okay
00:37:59Well, that went surprisingly well
00:38:05Anyway, what's a decorum?
00:38:09It's like etiquette
00:38:12You took classes in it
00:38:16Oh
00:38:24You've upset your father, young lady
00:38:27I'm 39, you're mad
00:38:29Mother
00:38:31Well, perhaps you should act like it
00:38:33Now, we have something important for you to do next week
00:38:36Father has some friends in Switzerland
00:38:38Very upper crust
00:38:40He's told them you spent two years at RADA
00:38:43And performed plays across Europe
00:38:46Why'd you tell them that?
00:38:48Because you did, Carinthia
00:38:51So, we'd like you to do a short performance for them
00:38:55We've booked a rehearsal space in two days
00:38:58We'll let you know what play it is when we decide
00:39:01But you know them all off by heart anyway
00:39:05Gee
00:39:07Thanks
00:39:09Stick to her like glue
00:39:10Make sure she's focused
00:39:12And no more foolishness
00:39:15Okay, Connie?
00:39:17Yes, Your Majesty
00:39:32Wiles?
00:39:35Hello
00:39:36Are you here?
00:39:42Miles
00:39:44Miles
00:39:48Miles
00:39:50Miles
00:39:50Miles
00:39:50Miles
00:41:51You say you could play music.
00:41:52I know you went to acting school, but music?
00:41:56You should have said.
00:41:59People like me don't get to show off, really.
00:42:03Besides, one cares.
00:42:05I care.
00:42:07I love music.
00:42:09You do?
00:42:12You know I do.
00:42:13I used to play when I was younger.
00:42:16No one here is good as hell.
00:42:18That was brilliant.
00:42:28Yeah, it's not a bad place to work, is it?
00:42:37It's not a bad place to work, is it?
00:42:49I ticked up.
00:42:59I need to lock up now, okay?
00:43:01So, why don't we go for a walk and go to the pub?
00:43:06Have a game of darts?
00:43:08Yeah, let's have a game of darts and a few drinks.
00:43:12Um...
00:43:14Why don't we go on a walk?
00:43:17I mean, it's a lovely day out, and do you know any good viewpoints?
00:43:25Sure, yeah.
00:43:26And maybe we can have a chat about things.
00:43:36You sure it's not dodgy?
00:43:38Would I do anything dodgy?
00:43:41Yeah, why'd you get them?
00:43:43The random line at, uh...
00:43:45A jewellers I do some cleaning at,
00:43:47they were just going to throw it out, don't we?
00:43:49How?
00:43:50It's not a cabbage trace.
00:43:52It's a story.
00:43:56Hey, what's it up, innit?
00:43:59Even some diamonds.
00:44:01Of course, I'll give them a cut once we've sold it.
00:44:04But what I need you to do is to pass it off on a couple of pawn shops in town.
00:44:09Why can't you do it?
00:44:11You know I would, but I've heard many.
00:44:13And technically, I'm on disability benefits,
00:44:17so they can't sit me rushing up and downtown.
00:44:20You know, between pawn shops.
00:44:23Hmm, think about it.
00:44:24I don't think too long, love.
00:44:36Oh, careful.
00:44:38You all right?
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:43You know.
00:44:45It's so beautiful out here.
00:44:47It's so peaceful.
00:44:50Yeah, I know.
00:44:51It's...
00:44:52It's...
00:44:53Well, I come up here quite a lot, you know, to clear my head and...
00:44:57Yeah, I can see why.
00:45:00Really?
00:45:01Well, this...
00:45:02This isn't your cup of tea, James.
00:45:04Right?
00:45:04You never really wanted to do this.
00:45:07More for me, innit?
00:45:11Yeah, I suppose.
00:45:16Are you cold?
00:45:18Yeah, it's chillier than I thought.
00:45:22Come here.
00:45:26This isn't normal.
00:45:28Really?
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:31But right now, normally it's a Huggins woke and whack your ass off.
00:45:41What did you need to tell me?
00:45:50Do you think we're good together?
00:45:51What do you mean?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:54Sometimes I feel like you're not really that into me.
00:45:58No, I'm sorry.
00:46:00Sometimes I just get caught up in myself.
00:46:03Look.
00:46:05You're really warm-hearted and you're wonderful.
00:46:08I mean, that's...
00:46:09That's a bit forward of me to say.
00:46:12Not really, James.
00:46:13Like, we have been going out for a year now.
00:46:22Come on.
00:46:24Shall I get you home?
00:46:50Something that I tell.
00:46:52You won't care, sister.
00:46:54You never do.
00:46:55Of course I do.
00:46:57Shouldn't you be offering a grovelling apology to Mumsy and Dadsy?
00:47:01Dadsy already gave me a rollicking.
00:47:04Rollicking?
00:47:05Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:47:09Must say, I find it rather amusing.
00:47:16Okay, sis.
00:47:19What's his name?
00:47:20What's he doing?
00:47:22How on earth do you know?
00:47:25Hmm, I knew that, Mark.
00:47:28Come on then, Maradie Bomb.
00:47:32It's Nathaniel.
00:47:35He's up to his old tricks again.
00:47:37Father is insistent that he's going to make an excellent husband.
00:47:41But he's only considering Nathaniel's family and their standing.
00:47:46As for Nathaniel himself.
00:47:49So he's more on it?
00:47:53Yes, I suppose so.
00:47:58He might have been born with wealth, but not so much of a brain.
00:48:05What is Nathaniel done?
00:48:09He can't keep his hands off the maids.
00:48:13His father set a fire at several of the house staff for fraternising with Nathaniel after dark.
00:48:19Oh, so he can't be trusted.
00:48:22God, it's ridiculous.
00:48:24These men in high society are almost expected to behave like this and suffer no consequences.
00:48:30Hmm.
00:48:30Oh.
00:48:31You should suffer consequences, Maggie.
00:48:33Swift knee to the family jewels.
00:48:35Sister.
00:48:38And perhaps you're right.
00:48:42Besides, those 12 months studying judo under Grandmaster Takashi that father paid for,
00:48:48I suppose I could put them to good use.
00:48:55Whatever you do.
00:48:59Don't settle for second best.
00:49:03Always follow your heart.
00:49:06I mean, you might not always be right.
00:49:10But it'd be your bad.
00:49:13And not father's judgment.
00:49:18I suppose I should get ready to face him.
00:49:21I'm going to Nathaniel's family manor tonight with Mumsy and Dadsy.
00:49:29Forget the bit about the knee to the spuds.
00:49:35Just be firm and honest.
00:49:43I'm going to have a cup of tea.
00:50:06I'm not sure.
00:50:09I'm not so surprised.
00:50:12You've never made a cup of tea before.
00:50:15You usually ask me.
00:50:18Well, I can assure you that I make a grape.
00:50:21So sit down.
00:50:23Relax.
00:50:23Take away off.
00:50:27You seem very different.
00:50:49I'm impressed.
00:50:51It's only a cup of tea, Connie.
00:50:56Anyway, I've been an agony aunt all day.
00:50:59So if you want to chat, go away.
00:51:00Me?
00:51:04Chat?
00:51:06About what?
00:51:10Your love life?
00:51:13My love life?
00:51:15Good God.
00:51:17If you want to talk about disasters, let's talk about, I don't know, Pompeii or Titanic.
00:51:25So there's no man in your life?
00:51:28No.
00:51:28No, ma'am.
00:51:31No woman either.
00:51:35Well, the truth is, working for a family of royals takes all my time.
00:51:41Don't get me wrong.
00:51:42I do love it, but it takes all my time.
00:51:47And I am on call 24-7.
00:51:50Well, we need to set some boundaries and some terms.
00:51:54What?
00:51:54You know, workers' rights and all that.
00:52:00You, of all people, are saying that?
00:52:08Anyway, this tea looks like it needs biscuits.
00:52:13And I know you work with the royals and probably love a rich tea.
00:52:18But I prefer custard cream.
00:52:21Me too.
00:52:23Do you know what?
00:52:25I've got some upstairs in my suitcase.
00:52:29My guilty pleasure.
00:52:32Go grab them then.
00:52:43Yeah, I've got my daughter's mate to do it.
00:52:46She's going to do the ones for me.
00:52:48It's a bit silly, but I reckon there's a fair few grand there.
00:52:53How do you think I've got it?
00:52:56Five-finger discount, mate.
00:52:59Oh, yeah.
00:53:00You'd be surprised at what I've stolen.
00:53:16Whatever she's told you to do, don't do it.
00:53:18Why not?
00:53:19Well, I think she's doing something unlawful.
00:53:22So, Gora.
00:53:23So what?
00:53:24You can't take the risk for someone else.
00:53:27Lighten up, gems.
00:53:29You've been well uptight lately.
00:53:32Come on.
00:53:33Let's have a rave.
00:53:40Come on.
00:53:41Can you end your earring, can you continue your earring?
00:53:44I don't mean it.
00:53:46The way?
00:53:49Than you do it!
00:53:50Oh, crish.
00:53:50Look at mine...
00:53:51The basic stringsE casual!
00:54:00That's more like it!
00:54:43This is, this is much nicer.
00:54:50Yes, actually.
00:55:21What are you two girls doing?
00:55:27We were just dancing, Your Majesty.
00:55:30Dancing? Why?
00:55:32I was teaching her how to dance.
00:55:35If we had a reason for Carina to dance, we would have hired a teacher.
00:55:41Bambi at Royal London School of Ballet to teach her.
00:55:46We've tried that once, Raoul.
00:55:48She has no rhythm, like Bambi on Ice.
00:55:51Oh, yeah, it's yes, of course.
00:55:55A word, Colony.
00:56:05Yeah, can you see?
00:56:08Right, can you read to your mind, gentlemen?
00:56:11I think you need to start to focus a bit.
00:56:15We've got a busy year ahead.
00:56:18It's very important that everybody is on the ball.
00:56:22You have a reputation, too.
00:56:24Right, you are, can you?
00:56:26Kingy.
00:56:27Kingy.
00:56:28Sorry for...
00:56:31...prepare for a performance to the theatre.
00:56:34I want to see your...
00:56:36...Midsummer Night's Dream.
00:56:39All my best.
00:56:40Perhaps, Hamlet?
00:56:43What?
00:56:45Prepare yourself.
00:56:48You'll do a pre-run the day after tomorrow.
00:56:52And then next week, you'll perform in Switzerland.
00:56:58This is bad.
00:57:00I mean, I haven't acted in years in Shakespeare.
00:57:04It's so old.
00:57:07He's dead in me.
00:57:11I should hope so.
00:57:27It's just too much for me.
00:57:31I'm not what you want me to be.
00:57:35To be.
00:57:37Or not.
00:57:38To be.
00:58:02To be.
00:58:04To be.
00:58:05Or not.
00:58:06To be.
00:58:08To be.
00:58:09To be.
00:58:19It's just too much for me.
00:58:24I'm not what you want me to be.
00:58:35Mindy.
00:58:36Mindy.
00:58:37Mindy.
00:58:38Mindy.
00:58:42Mindy.
00:58:42You all right?
00:58:44Uh...
00:58:44You finished for a day?
00:58:46Yeah, yeah.
00:58:47We need to get off now because there's a book in.
00:58:50But...
00:58:50I need to meet at PA.
00:58:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:58:54Um...
00:58:54I'll stay out
00:58:55of your life.
00:58:56and then we can go to the park
00:59:14I think
00:59:16I wonder if it's Miss Frempton
00:59:18is it? I think it's okay
00:59:20yeah, the lights are on
00:59:22the theatre's yours, the caretaker will be back later
00:59:25you have to lock up when you're done
00:59:26and I just need to go back inside to pack some stuff away
00:59:29and then I'll be gone
00:59:34this is
00:59:36King Ralph
00:59:37Queen Christine and their daughter
00:59:40Princess Diana
00:59:41the Isle of Marwood
00:59:44it's a real honour to meet you
00:59:46I'm so sorry
00:59:47I found my squirt with my parents
00:59:48no, I'm not at all, you've copped with them working very hard
00:59:51I do my best
00:59:54Connie, show us to the theatre
00:59:57Miss Corinthians here
00:59:59doing warm-up exercises apparently
01:00:04this way
01:00:09right, you get ready
01:00:11and then head over to the maze stage
01:00:14do you want me to tell you where it is?
01:00:16I know where it is
01:00:18oh
01:00:20well
01:00:22good luck then
01:00:28sorry, I thought
01:00:35Connie
01:01:01what's going on?
01:01:03come on darling, we haven't got all day
01:01:14what's the matter with you?
01:01:17you've been through
01:01:18summer night's dream
01:01:19a hundred times
01:01:21I'm so stressed
01:01:22I've got so much going on here
01:01:24I just can't remember anything
01:01:27can you remember anything?
01:01:30can you remember anything?
01:01:32like
01:01:33the
01:01:34the passage from Romeo and Juliet
01:01:38I need you to be my own king
01:01:41come, come
01:01:43come
01:01:45come
01:01:46come
01:01:54Romeo
01:01:57Romeo
01:01:58Romeo
01:02:01we fall out
01:02:03by Romeo
01:02:07can I
01:02:09bow
01:02:10the remote
01:02:14But this morning, by love, and I'll no longer be a cabinet.
01:02:32What did I do?
01:02:48Are you okay, Your Majesty?
01:02:51It's silly, really. I just got bittersweet memories of that play.
01:02:57I was watching a performance of Romeo and Juliet when my waters broke.
01:03:01Well, not very legal behaviour on my part. I'll be back out in a second.
01:03:11Is she again?
01:03:14Yes. Oh, she'll be back soon.
01:03:17I think we'll call it a dance performance.
01:03:20It was okay. I liked it, Quincy.
01:03:24But I think we were doing better off with one of the other plays.
01:03:29Mother wasn't a fan.
01:03:31Well, I think it was a play she was watching while she was in labour.
01:03:38Oh, dear.
01:03:43Oh, my darling child. My little Juliet.
01:03:48I do wonder where you are.
01:03:59Mother, are you okay?
01:04:02I'm sorry, my darling. I was being silly.
01:04:07Did you change already?
01:04:10I'm just going for you.
01:04:15Who's Juliet with her?
01:04:17I'll wait out front. We can join you there.
01:04:21I'll wait out front. We can join you there.
01:04:33Yeah.
01:04:35Yeah.
01:04:49Well, that's what Stacy said, her mother's old cellmate.
01:04:53That's impossible.
01:04:55Is it, Gemma?
01:04:57We're twins.
01:05:00I mean, I know she messed up.
01:05:02But I just can't imagine her stealing a baby.
01:05:13Only me.
01:05:15Sorry.
01:05:16His Majesty wants his golf cardigan.
01:05:19We simply can't play without it, apparently.
01:05:22Who'd have thought such young people would have been so important, eh?
01:05:35Oh, my.
01:05:39Go.
01:06:03Oh!
01:06:07Oh!
01:06:09Oh!
01:06:09Are you okay, Connie?
01:06:10Carincia?
01:06:12Yeah.
01:06:14It's me.
01:06:19Gemma.
01:06:28So it was you this past week
01:06:31I knew something was different
01:06:36You're the bitter drinker
01:06:38Bitter?
01:06:42That's not important
01:06:50I'll let Gemma explain
01:06:51It's all got rather complicated
01:06:55So it better be good
01:07:00Your devious mother
01:07:01Sublette at this place
01:07:02We don't even know, isn't it?
01:07:04I met Corinthia when you checked in
01:07:06I mean, it was obvious we were related
01:07:09And we just wanted to know the truth
01:07:12But you swapped places
01:07:15Kill me, I'll say
01:07:17She was tired of her life
01:07:19And well, I just wanted to know
01:07:22What it felt like to be a princess for a while
01:07:26I mean, we knew deep down
01:07:28It had something to do with
01:07:30I mean, Mum, if I can even call her that
01:07:35But what did she do?
01:07:37Well, it turns out
01:07:39She stole her baby when she was in prison
01:07:41On the basis of the mother didn't need to
01:07:46That's awful
01:07:46Yeah, and the King and Queen kept it quiet
01:07:51Well, I never heard anything about it
01:07:53I can assure you
01:07:55Yeah, but we need proof
01:07:59We need to get evidence off me, Mum
01:08:02You have to tell the King and Queen
01:08:04We need to sort me, Mum
01:08:06Tracy out for this
01:08:09And then we'll tell the King
01:08:10I kept wondering why your voice was different
01:08:14And the accent kept slipping
01:08:19Look
01:08:21This is the real me
01:08:24I'm just a gobby Yorkshire lass
01:08:29I quite like it
01:08:34I don't know what
01:08:36This means between us, Doug
01:08:41Us?
01:08:44I like you
01:08:46I really like you
01:08:49Oh
01:08:51Well
01:08:55Thank you
01:09:15This will take some explaining to do
01:09:18To my employers
01:09:24Juliette
01:09:41Juliette
01:09:42What are you doing in my room?
01:09:45How could you?
01:09:47What?
01:09:48That's nothing
01:09:49Why did you lie to me, Tracy?
01:09:52How did you find out?
01:09:55Well, it turns out
01:09:57I met my twin sister, the bona fide princess
01:10:00When my real family checked into the holiday cottage
01:10:03Royals
01:10:05I knew they were rich, but royals
01:10:08I've got an idea
01:10:09You're coming with me to the cottage
01:10:11I'm not
01:10:11We're going to the police
01:10:13Oh, don't test me
01:10:16After all
01:10:17You're not
01:10:18You're not my daughter, are you?
01:10:20Now, come on
01:10:22Get out of me!
01:10:28Pussed creams?
01:10:29Are you sure?
01:10:33Live a little
01:10:38There's no other way to say it no more than a daddy
01:10:41You've not brought Shane on the family, have you?
01:10:45No
01:10:47But
01:10:49I have a confession to make
01:10:52Over the past week, it hasn't been me
01:10:56Say, girl
01:10:57You were here this morning, weren't you?
01:10:59It wasn't me
01:11:01She might have started her experimental phase, darling
01:11:04What have you taken, Corinthia?
01:11:10I'm not high
01:11:13Let me shed some light
01:11:17It couldn't be
01:11:19My Juliet
01:11:21It must be you
01:11:22Not so fast, Queenie
01:11:24Stay there
01:11:25Who are you?
01:11:27I'm her mother
01:11:28You're not!
01:11:30I raise you, you ungrateful cow!
01:11:34Oi, you!
01:11:35There!
01:11:36You are princesses, sit down
01:11:40What in heaven is this happening, mummy?
01:11:53Get me the police
01:11:54Now!
01:11:57You're taking this terrible heart, James
01:11:59It's done with my few legs
01:12:01I ain't going anywhere without some royal treasure
01:12:04Oh, sure
01:12:05We've got the crown jewels in our suitcase
01:12:07Don't try and fool me, King Moron
01:12:10You wouldn't go anywhere without thousands of quid's worth of valuables on you
01:12:14I bet Queenie doesn't leave the house without some diamonds on her person
01:12:18So hand it over
01:12:19This family reunion is going to be short-lived
01:12:23I've got time
01:12:25Treasure
01:12:26Jewels
01:12:27Valuables
01:12:28Now!
01:12:29I have nothing
01:12:30Oh, come on
01:12:31Otherwise Gemma or Juliet or whatever her bleeding name is
01:12:35Now she's going to get it
01:12:37What's about a bank transfer?
01:12:40Good idea
01:12:42I like you, princess
01:12:43I want a million quid
01:12:45Now!
01:12:49For God's sake, Daddy, just let me
01:12:51Hey, hey
01:12:52It'll be quicker if I do it
01:12:54Fine, get on with it
01:12:58Put it in your account number
01:13:18Good thing we had that year learning from Grandmaster Takashi, hey?
01:13:30We're arresting you on suspicion of theft, handling and distribution of stolen goods, blackmail, kidnapping, attempted assault, attempted murder, let's
01:13:38see what else
01:13:41Fraud
01:13:41Fraud?
01:13:42Ah, yeah, fraud
01:13:43You didn't have to say anything
01:13:44But it may harm your defence if you fail to mention one question and you think that you'll later rely
01:13:48on in court
01:13:50I treated you all right, didn't I?
01:13:52We had some good times, didn't we?
01:13:58What possessed you to switch places with your sister?
01:14:03I just needed a break, Daddy
01:14:06We can't keep living by all these rules and restrictions
01:14:09It's almost like you don't trust us to live the lives we've always wished
01:14:13Without being able to hold the family name
01:14:17I'm sorry, Queen, dear
01:14:19I'm sorry it puts so much pressure on you and I
01:14:23My father did the same with us
01:14:27It's heavy weight at the crown
01:14:31But we have to evolve with the times
01:14:34I mean, some of the traditions are just so archaic
01:14:37I have to fly to Switzerland next week and perform Shakespeare
01:14:41Listen, Queen, dear
01:14:42Really
01:14:44You don't have to go
01:14:46No, Daddy, I'll go
01:14:48But
01:14:50I have a better idea
01:14:53His lordship
01:14:54He loves Chopin, right?
01:14:56Yes
01:14:59Well, maybe
01:15:01I could play the piano for him instead
01:15:06Okay
01:15:10I knew something didn't make sense this last week
01:15:12Winfrey was rarely that nice to me
01:15:15I think perhaps this family all need to be a bit more open and respectful with each other
01:15:20So, what should we call you now, sis?
01:15:23Gemma or Juliet?
01:15:25Well, I'll make us all a brew and then I'll just do something
01:15:28I mean, I like Gemma, but I really like Juliet
01:15:32And I guess...
01:15:34I know why not
01:15:35I know, I know
01:15:36I know, I know
01:15:44We've got something to tell you all
01:15:45Come on.
01:16:28I'm sorry, Gem. I'm so...
01:16:31I can't...
01:16:35I told you.
01:16:37I'm not Gem.
01:16:41Not this again.
01:16:48She's telling true of me, Ed.
01:16:54What?
01:16:56I...
01:17:00Wiles, for the past week, I've fallen head over heels in love with you.
01:17:07Gems, I didn't know anything about this. I'm sorry.
01:17:11Yeah, I know.
01:17:14But go on, big boy. You haven't been blessing.
01:17:21The question is...
01:17:22Does your previous officers stand?
01:17:37Well, funnily enough, I kept it on me just in case.
01:17:43No.
01:17:46I don't know, too.
01:17:50But do you understand this?
01:17:51Oh...
01:17:51Oh, my God.
01:18:48Oh, my God.
01:18:51Oh, my God.
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