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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:38I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00Through center, drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff beats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head track.
01:17What should I do now or with a second?
01:19Because, I don't know, last second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go below.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:03My moon, my face, what day in the face?
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14Shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:22Shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
02:26This light is so clear.
02:41My moon, my man, be not as good as we've been.
02:45It's the dirtiest place.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years,
03:15the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I watching just a bit of a video, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay? Take a look through the camera.
04:11Directly to the camera.
04:12Give me that pose, guys, yeah.
04:14I can't, I could leave all I know.
04:16There's nowhere to go at all.
04:20Heart on my sleeve.
04:22Now, baby, should think.
04:24Those songs are the key again.
04:27Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:31It's just a lie, just a lie, I'm a piece.
04:35Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:39It's just a lie, just a lie, I'm a piece.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
04:50for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:55have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58My cat, my coat, leave all I know.
05:02There's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a lie, just a lie, I'm a piece.
05:14Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:18It's just a lie, just a lie, I'm a piece.
05:45I like it.
05:46What is that?
05:47The model of Williams, he was the worst player,
05:49I've never seen a no hand-eye court.
06:12I'm sorry.
06:13Sorry, Shane, can we?
06:15Yeah, sorry.
06:15We're going to go now.
06:16Okay, that's right.
06:18Okay.
06:18Wow.
06:19That's the stuff.
06:20That's the money.
06:30Oh, she's what?
06:48Pregnant.
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man.
06:55You've got to work on your lying.
06:56Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down.
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring.
07:09Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:33Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not.
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:57So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching,
08:06but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:11Fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Well, Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:23and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me?
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full at the moment.
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him, please,
08:50so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59Yeah, and second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:10We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc, Narc!
09:16I'm getting him a second, me.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth, and my parents' cottage,
09:31the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided to leave us, to watch, and no matter what.
09:41Sorry, it's such a shame that I didn't get in trouble.
09:46But he's really beautiful, isn't it?
09:55You're with whom you are now?
09:59You're with no?
10:01No, you don't know me.
10:05So, you're serious?
10:07No.
10:11Even with Jane?
10:15What? You've been working for a few years.
10:18I thought it was something serious, or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious, in general.
10:31Okay.
10:32Sasha tells me hello.
10:44I'm out heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:52I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that. It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't. I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:48Go ahead. Take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:57Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built, or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:24I just...
12:26You think...
12:29This place is kind of...
12:30The way the dog is...
12:30What's up?
12:32What's up?
12:32What's up?
12:34Oh, my gosh.
12:40What's up?
12:43It's in the house.
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:10Stay?
13:12Yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay.
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food.
14:14For my heart.
14:16Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:34You wanna make me tuna melts?
14:36I was gonna make one for me, I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:47Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:11You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:22Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:44They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Because it is New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:20Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Huh?
16:43She's a friend from Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:48She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:57Oh?
16:59That's nice.
17:05So she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32Or either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:50But you know me.
17:52I'm lazy, so...
17:56I don't know if that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:10Not this person.
19:13Not this person.
19:15I don't know.
19:16I've got your message.
19:19I've got your message.
19:20I'm going to answer you, father.
19:20Don't tell me yesterday.
19:23Father.
19:25Father.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei?
19:32Is he there with you?
19:33What?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Polina is there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay.
19:46He's gone.
19:46Calm down.
19:50I'll call Alexei.
19:52I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58He's a psycho.
19:59I'll call you.
20:00I'll call him.
20:02I'll call him.
20:03I'll call him.
20:06I'll call him.
20:16You're still hungry?
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20What?
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian, though?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:06I know the word for father.
21:31I know the word for father.
22:07I know the word for father.
22:25I know the word for father.
22:45I know the word for father.
22:51Oh.
23:01Oh.
23:02Oh, oh, oh.
23:06Oh, oh, oh.
23:16Oh, oh, oh.
23:18Oh, oh, oh.
23:19Fuck, Shane.
23:21Oh.
23:25Elliot.
23:26Oh.
23:28Oh.
23:32Oh.
23:48I should...
23:54I should...
23:58I should go, um, I shouldn't go, I shouldn't stay, I can't, team meeting in the morning
24:08that I forgot, so, okay, you forgot team meeting, thank you for the tuna melt, um, uh, I'm sorry,
24:24I just, I can't, I just, I can't, uh, I can't do this, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
24:55are we expecting someone else? Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
25:01Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there. I think they're worried
25:06their box is too Tennessee, I think. Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex. I do. Well, you certainly love the money,
25:17and they're great seats. I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training. Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun,
25:28right? I don't have time for that right now, Mom. All my time is scheduled. No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year, I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know,
25:36trying to make conversation about what? Swedish politics? Okay. Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please. Three glasses? Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water? Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want. No, I can't. Not during
25:56the season. Shane. Yeah? Is everything all right? Why, because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense. I'm fine. Well, I think a little trip to London next summer
26:14for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun. And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it. Go to a play, see Big Ben. You loved it when you were
26:24a kid.
26:25You guys should go. You'd have a great time. You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey. It's you they want. We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction. Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming. They won't kick you out,
26:39and you can just tell them I'm sick or something. Honey, I don't want you to lie. That's not who
26:45you are. Sorry, I'm in a weird mood. It's okay. Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London. Maybe it could be fun. I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess? I don't know.
27:21Hey, man.
27:22Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to...
27:26Bullshit. Get your ass to the Mylan, baby. My buddy Francois, the chef. You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah?
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ?
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know. Get down here. You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambour?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:59Okay, guys. This one never leaves this fucking house. Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do.
28:12But...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please. Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander.
28:16Got whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:29It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry is here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:21The chef gave them to me, and they're really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:29Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane. I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:42Hmm? I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05Um, I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Are you getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:50Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:22Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four at Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:13So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good at it.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on my visa, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh.
33:02Get you my love, oh, oh.
33:04Take you inside and show you I'm real, I'm real.
33:09Hey.
33:29I'm real.
33:30Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32Look at this shit, man.
33:35It's on.
33:36Mm-hmm.
33:40I know, right? She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What says it right there?
33:48The two met at a mutual friend's party according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:54I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:47but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love.
34:50As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
34:56Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:08Oh, fuck!
35:10It was.
35:12Fuck.
35:14I stuck my toe.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight
35:29between themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:35Okay,
35:50Let's go.
36:06Go, come on, let's go!
36:28We'll get him, buddy. No rust.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosenhoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid. Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal. We find a fucking club.
37:07Delby Bowl!
37:08On it.
37:10Jesus Christ.
37:31Hi, handsome.
37:37big game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you
37:44do did you
37:45watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles
37:50don't
37:51be terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm beat man
37:58come on i never get to do that okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with jane
38:02yeah that makes two of us
38:03smile get a champagne
38:15sorry about babe can i have one more please
38:23all of interest
38:26all of interest
38:27all of interest
38:47all of interest
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
38:54They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
38:56When I fly her away, with the summer rain
38:59Coming over my face, worshiping all the shame
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
39:10But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
39:15Running through my head, running through my head
39:18Running through my head, running through my head
39:22All the things she said
39:27All the things she said, all the things she said
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
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43:22I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:22I gotta go to the bathroom.
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