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'Ehero' 2018
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00:02:03All eyes were on Chicago last weekend as 20 teams competed in the Reflex Arena exhibition games.
00:02:09After three days of intense —
00:02:10You know what I'm thinking?
00:02:12I'm thinking it's time you got your own place.
00:02:14Attorney dropped off the papers. It's officially yours.
00:03:08You got your own place, you won't wear it.
00:03:11I don't know.
00:03:56Coming up this week is Ohio's annual Columbus land, where local talent is sure to shine.
00:04:02We have a sick promotional video for the event done by Community's legendary frat video editor, Entix. Check it out.
00:04:58Welcome gamers and fans to the third annual local of this land.
00:05:02The only local area network that leads us all to the center of Reflex Arena.
00:05:06No lag, no excuses.
00:05:16You're in my spot.
00:05:19Oh, my bad. No one's here.
00:05:22I'm gonna take a piss without someone stealing his rig.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:32You're Tank.
00:05:34Yeah. What's up?
00:05:35I'm Pulse.
00:05:37Oh, shit.
00:05:38You sound different through your mic.
00:05:42We should face off again.
00:05:44No way, bro. I'm not a doula.
00:05:46But listen, if you hear of a team looking for an attacker, let me know.
00:05:48All right, you got it. Later.
00:05:50All right. Easy.
00:05:52Go back to the reports and registration.
00:05:56This computer is worth $1,250.
00:05:59Venus water?
00:06:02Venus water?
00:06:03Do you think you can?
00:06:12Venus water?
00:06:14Venus water?
00:06:15Nutrients of the sea.
00:06:16Origin of life.
00:06:18One sip and it'll be all you desire.
00:06:20I'm sold.
00:06:22Do not keep it in your pants.
00:06:23They're free samples.
00:06:25All right.
00:06:26Let's get this started, everybody.
00:06:27Come on, come on, come on.
00:06:29Gotta go.
00:06:29The main event for tonight is a challenge against one of the world's top gamers.
00:06:34Dream Team Nefarious is on site selling their pro gear, including the brand new X-Laser Mouse.
00:06:41Also, you can pick up a limited edition LED keyboard and get it signed by one of our pros.
00:06:47Now, without further ado, who is ready to go one-on-one with Jonathan Phantom Spencer?
00:06:54Three-minute time limit.
00:06:55Let's see what you got.
00:06:57Phantom.
00:07:03You.
00:07:05Yeah, you with the piece of shit keyboard.
00:07:07Come on up, come on up.
00:07:08There you go.
00:07:09There you go.
00:07:10Well done.
00:07:11Congratulations.
00:07:11Okay, what's your name?
00:07:13Tyler Conway.
00:07:14Tyler Conway.
00:07:14Are you sure?
00:07:16All right, take your spot.
00:07:18Don't go too hard on me.
00:07:19All right.
00:07:20Everybody ready?
00:07:21Woo!
00:07:21Let's get it done.
00:07:25Hey, good luck.
00:07:27Venus favors the bold.
00:07:56Come on.
00:08:02Oh!
00:08:02Oh!
00:08:26Let's go.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:09:02Tyler Conway is our new Play-A-Pro champion.
00:09:06Tyler's going to take home a tricked-out new game rig, compliments of our sponsors,
00:09:10Good Game and Aces.
00:09:12Not bad, not bad.
00:09:14A little wild for my taste.
00:09:16You caught me off guard a few times.
00:09:19Oh, had this been a real game, I would have destroyed you.
00:09:27Hey, congratulations.
00:09:29Impressive.
00:09:42Congrats.
00:09:43I'm Keith.
00:09:44You from around here?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47I live upstairs in my parents' restaurant.
00:09:49So your parents own a restaurant?
00:09:51Uh, used to.
00:09:53It's mine now, Conway Canteen.
00:09:56Fancy.
00:09:58Yeah, but I have, um, no idea what to do with it.
00:10:03You could cook amazing food and sell those people.
00:10:06I mean, that's what I would do if I were you.
00:10:09You could be onto something.
00:10:12I should probably get going.
00:10:16Hey, babe.
00:10:20Attention players.
00:10:22Network will be shutting off in 10 minutes.
00:10:24Please disconnect all referrals and exit accordingly.
00:10:29Oh, yeah.
00:10:30The new gear looks fantastic.
00:10:32Can't wait to show it off.
00:10:34Yeah, especially Jonathan.
00:10:36Are you kidding me?
00:10:39Well, congratulations.
00:10:40You are the new official drink of Team Nefarious.
00:10:44And we'll leave the empties on the table so the camera can see it.
00:10:47It's going to be beautiful.
00:10:48Okay, bye-bye.
00:10:50Will you work with me a little bit?
00:10:51You get 200 bucks just for wearing the hat.
00:10:54Look, I'm not wearing that.
00:10:56Right?
00:10:56Or the pants.
00:10:57I'm okay with the shades, but screw the pants.
00:10:58Jonathan, it's a good deal.
00:11:00Shut up, Steve.
00:11:01We get it.
00:11:03You're still pissed from getting beat.
00:11:05Beginner's luck.
00:11:05Nah, that Conway kid is no beginner, man.
00:11:0810,000 hours.
00:11:0998% win rate.
00:11:10And he's not playing scrubs to get those numbers.
00:11:13Yeah.
00:11:13You can learn something from him.
00:11:15I know what I'm doing.
00:11:17Well, he certainly doesn't have your 27 years of experience to draw on.
00:11:23Look, in case you forgot, I pull in fans.
00:11:27See, without me, you don't have a show.
00:11:30You know what?
00:11:32I want $1,000 a day to put on that shit.
00:11:34And grow some balls, dick.
00:12:06Pauls, where you been, mate?
00:12:09Out in the real world.
00:12:11Reality sucks. Who else is up?
00:12:13Croc? You there?
00:12:15Shit, he's AFK.
00:12:17Game update.
00:12:20Server hasn't been patched yet, can't connect.
00:12:23Wrecked.
00:12:32Hello?
00:12:33Tyler Conway, Richard Brixton.
00:12:35We should talk.
00:12:38Oh, I get the thrill.
00:12:41Prowling in strange worlds.
00:12:43Stalking your enemy, choosing the right weapon,
00:12:45making a clean kill. It's awesome.
00:12:48I was just lousy at it.
00:12:49I never had that hand-eye...
00:12:51Whatever it is. I don't know.
00:12:53I did always have an eye for talent.
00:12:56You ripped Jonathan Spencer.
00:12:59There's a new breed in town.
00:13:01Kids have been playing Sony PlayStation
00:13:03since before they could walk. Sound familiar?
00:13:06It was Xbox, actually.
00:13:08Right.
00:13:09So what do you think about having someone
00:13:11book some matches for you?
00:13:13I have no trouble finding a game. I'm on lots of boards.
00:13:16I'm not talking about your neighborhood land,
00:13:17where you get a $15 gift certificate to the local
00:13:19electronics store. Or...
00:13:21A kick and rig.
00:13:23A kick and rig.
00:13:26I'm talking about sponsors.
00:13:29Sponsorships.
00:13:29Get you a plane ticket, put you up in a hotel room,
00:13:32pay your admission, and then you play.
00:13:34And if you win,
00:13:36we split the proceeds 50-50.
00:13:38Who do you think makes those deals?
00:13:39Who do you think puts it all together?
00:13:42You.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:44I think I can set you up.
00:13:46At this stage of your career,
00:13:47you need to have somebody with you who has relationships.
00:13:50who can call and say, hey, you know,
00:13:53you don't know who I'm talking about right now,
00:13:55but he is gonna be the next hot thing.
00:13:58Tyler Conway.
00:14:01So you're...
00:14:03gonna make me into a legend?
00:14:05And make you a pro.
00:14:07The money is in tournaments.
00:14:09In order to get in the tournaments,
00:14:11you gotta be on a team.
00:14:13If you're willing to keep this conversation going,
00:14:16I'm prepared to put you on one of the best.
00:14:19Who?
00:14:21Nefarious.
00:14:22It's Jonathan's team.
00:14:24It was Jonathan's team.
00:14:26They've had a little bit of a falling out.
00:14:32What do you say?
00:14:34Partners?
00:14:41Do you need an attacker?
00:14:44Dave!
00:14:46I'm in.
00:14:47What's going on?
00:14:48Ivan.
00:14:49Oh.
00:14:50Good, good.
00:14:50So, this is the place.
00:14:52Yeah, we're getting an upgrade.
00:14:54Richard Brixton's writing the check.
00:14:56Brixton.
00:14:56Brixton.
00:14:57Yeah, that dude runs hot and cold, bro.
00:14:59Oh, well.
00:15:00Better get it while we can.
00:15:01Where do I set up?
00:15:02Um, down the hall up the stairs.
00:15:04There.
00:15:11Hi.
00:15:11I know that you probably...
00:15:13Eunice water.
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:16Yeah, come in.
00:15:17Um, we're not home for business, if ever.
00:15:21And tuna.
00:15:22Um...
00:15:22Well, I, um...
00:15:27Jonathan just got in this, like, huge fight with his manager.
00:15:31And you trashed the hotel room.
00:15:33I'm from out of town.
00:15:34And I remembered the name of your restaurant.
00:15:36And I know that you don't know me.
00:15:38And I know that I could be, like, a serial killer or something.
00:15:42Well...
00:15:42But...
00:15:43I was hoping that you...
00:15:45That I could crash here.
00:15:48Yeah.
00:15:49Yeah, no problem.
00:15:50And make yourself at home.
00:15:51I mean, it's just gonna be for one night.
00:15:53Kate, you can stay as long as you want.
00:15:55But if you murder me, just make it quick, okay?
00:15:59Hey, dude.
00:15:59Um, I was wondering if...
00:16:04Kate?
00:16:05Dave Foreman?
00:16:06Dave?
00:16:07Kate Valerie?
00:16:08So, Ty?
00:16:10When are the others showing up?
00:16:12Um...
00:16:14What about now?
00:16:21Tyler Conway.
00:16:24Yeah, dude!
00:16:25Yeah, I was at the LAN when he barbecued Spencer.
00:16:29Oh, my God.
00:16:30You were like...
00:16:31You were like...
00:16:32And I was like...
00:16:33He was like, oh, shit!
00:16:35And then John was like, oh, fuck this shit!
00:16:39Dude.
00:16:40Thank you for pissing him off and getting him to rage quit.
00:16:46Dude, don't sweat it.
00:16:47John is a dick.
00:16:48I was ready to jump ship anyway.
00:16:51Okay, okay.
00:16:52No, trust me.
00:16:53I hear you, man.
00:16:53I hear you.
00:16:54I'm, uh, Craig, by the way.
00:16:57Or...
00:16:57Steve.
00:16:58Doesn't matter.
00:17:00Anyone else?
00:17:01All right, hey, I'll post 15 tweets a day, 10 on Facebook,
00:17:04and I'll throw in a Tumblr for $2.50 a week.
00:17:07Okay?
00:17:08Hey, uh, are we a go?
00:17:10All right, right, right, right.
00:17:12I'll send you the bio and pics and everything else.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:15Here you go.
00:17:17We finally meet.
00:17:18Ah, do me a favor, man.
00:17:19Call me by my real name.
00:17:21Wayne.
00:17:23Ah, we're trending.
00:17:25Guess you really took Spencer down a notch.
00:17:29I'd get a bodyguard if I were you.
00:17:36All right, boys, make yourself at home.
00:17:41I didn't even know she was part of the deal.
00:17:43Yeah, I'd get two bodyguards if I were you.
00:17:54What are you doing?
00:17:58Hanging up my shit.
00:18:00Should I put it somewhere else?
00:18:05Freaky.
00:18:28Take a deep breath.
00:18:29Let it out.
00:18:31Squeeze the trigger slowly.
00:18:38It's, uh, safety.
00:18:41All right, boys.
00:18:42Try it again.
00:18:51Hey.
00:18:52You okay?
00:18:54You ran down here like you saw a ghost or something.
00:18:57This place isn't haunted, is it?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59Um, sort of.
00:19:03I grew up here.
00:19:05Um, you know, I helped out in the kitchen, bus tables,
00:19:08and it was the family business.
00:19:11So where have you been living?
00:19:14I have some friends and die-hard Diablo nuts
00:19:17and staying with them, crashing at my uncle's place.
00:19:21It's just, uh, coming back, it's, it's not home anymore.
00:19:29Then make it.
00:19:38Hey, is it kind of weird getting takeout delivered to a restaurant?
00:19:43Hey, it's not a restaurant.
00:19:45Hey, it's not a restaurant.
00:19:45It's the Conway Gaming House.
00:19:48I tweeted it out, Instagrammed a photo, and we've already got 10,000 followers.
00:19:52Did you turn off location services?
00:19:53Uh, I'll do that right now.
00:19:55Too late, man.
00:19:55Once on the net, always on the net.
00:19:58Hey, wait, uh, what do we call ourselves?
00:20:01Team Canteen?
00:20:02What about, um, Shadowfire?
00:20:05Sounds like a horse.
00:20:07No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:20:09Omen.
00:20:12Isn't that kind of dark?
00:20:14Steve, we're killer robots.
00:20:16Yeah, what about Blunt Bombers?
00:20:18Okay, okay, I'll go with Omen.
00:20:20You know, Omen, like that.
00:20:23All right, now, um, Richard wants me to be team leader.
00:20:28Yeah, right.
00:20:32What, you got a problem with that?
00:20:33Yeah, I didn't quit Jonathan's squad.
00:20:35I should be bossed around by some other hotshot.
00:20:38I've been with the team forever.
00:20:41So, so I should be team leader.
00:20:44You got a problem with that?
00:20:47All right, Steve.
00:20:49You can lead.
00:20:53You beat me one-on-one.
00:21:03.
00:21:17Lucky shot.
00:21:27Wait, hold on, hold on a second.
00:21:29Man, I'm just getting started.
00:21:35Time out. Time out.
00:21:37What is that thing for, like, 1960?
00:21:39What the hell? Holy shit.
00:22:09Time out.
00:22:21That's two to three?
00:22:23I think it's settled.
00:22:24Talia's gonna call the shot. Sound good?
00:22:26Sounds like a joke to me.
00:22:28Where the hell do you get off stealing my team?
00:22:31Who left the door open now?
00:22:32We got all kinds of fucking trash drifting in.
00:22:34Jonathan, get out.
00:22:43Nice play.
00:22:52So you took all of it.
00:22:59Are you serious?
00:23:01Are you serious?
00:23:17Wayne, location services off. Off.
00:23:28Shit.
00:23:36All right, thank you. Nice.
00:23:43You know, I used to play a bit, but that was Team Fortress.
00:23:46It wasn't hardcore, like, reflex.
00:23:49How did you start gaming?
00:23:50I was bored, and I had a computer.
00:23:52I wasn't very social. As a kid, I got made fun of.
00:23:55People thought I was ugly.
00:23:57It's hard to believe.
00:24:00Yeah, I don't know.
00:24:02Team Fortress, I could be a medic.
00:24:03I could be a soldier.
00:24:05Brought me power. I mean, I dominated.
00:24:08You still playing?
00:24:10No.
00:24:10I was in a European league for a while, but the time zones
00:24:13and the all-nighters nearly killed me.
00:24:16My gamer tag was Mirage.
00:24:19Thank you, Richard.
00:24:23Components and all.
00:24:25Oh, shit.
00:24:26Speak of the devil.
00:24:27Hey, guys, guys.
00:24:28Listen up.
00:24:30Detroit is two weeks away.
00:24:32The Midwest Conference.
00:24:34Win and you get a seat in Vegas.
00:24:35Lose and you're dead in the water.
00:24:38There's over a million bucks at stake.
00:24:40Don't blow it.
00:24:46Alright, guys.
00:24:47We're up against the Montreal Sleepy Boys.
00:24:50This is only a scrim.
00:24:51If we can't wreck these hacks,
00:24:53we don't stand a chance in Detroit.
00:25:12Let's go for their flag.
00:25:13No, no, no, no.
00:25:14The Carnage power-up is coming.
00:25:16We need the damage boost.
00:25:17Here they come.
00:25:18Tyler, top left.
00:25:21Oh, fuck.
00:25:22He's going for Carnage.
00:25:22Focus him.
00:25:27He's got it.
00:25:42Steve, incoming.
00:25:44Where is he?
00:25:45Top teller.
00:25:50I'm officially tilted.
00:25:55Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:01he's going to grab the flag get ready to stop him on the way out my god that was the
00:26:04easiest frag
00:26:09i'm behind get ready okay i see him stop him dave move
00:26:19i'm gonna take the flag and push into ot
00:26:24are you kidding me shit is that really us you baited me don't bait me i didn't bait you i
00:26:33got ambushed
00:26:34okay and when weren't you supposed to cover him steve steve what happened
00:26:43i i don't know i zoned out you zoned out you zoned out are you serious come on man
00:26:54unbelievable
00:26:58attitude what attitude this is the biggest convention in the country
00:27:03i've done it three years in a row okay fine
00:27:14what's wrong venus want to drop me
00:27:21that's crazy i'd buy anything from you it's jonathan
00:27:24he blacklisted me you know you don't need them
00:27:32you uh collect pictures of cupcakes
00:27:37only the ones that i make you made these yeah can i can i see can i see
00:27:49these are like really really good
00:28:01yeah yeah we need to talk
00:28:07all right let's say you're the quarterback ball gets snapped defense is coming at you like a wall
00:28:12and the wide receiver is wide open but what do you do you run right into it and then you
00:28:18blast the
00:28:19entire team for failing to guard you is that your strat because if it is it sucks okay and what's
00:28:26yours
00:28:26tave huh you blocked me instead of guard me the team was all over the field tyler
00:28:33you don't have to prove anything to us all right we know you're good
00:28:38but so are we
00:28:45so who are we up against outlaws with z copenhagen freaking europeans i think that's just a scrim
00:28:54all right
00:28:56all right guys let's set up for mid
00:29:22nice shot
00:29:24the other guy is top rl spamming
00:29:32dave you ready for this carnage wait don't jump down too early
00:29:38you got it
00:29:43he's backing i'm jumping down
00:29:48carnage is coming up
00:29:49got it follow up
00:29:54i got the first one taking the flag now
00:30:04two on me i'm on the flank nice help
00:30:11i got him oh nice returning it now all right we all know it was luck scrub
00:30:20yes
00:30:21yes
00:30:46nice
00:30:47Let's go.
00:31:42That's what I'm talking about!
00:31:52What was the first game you guys ever played?
00:31:55First game?
00:31:57GoldenEye when I was five.
00:31:58Mario.
00:32:00Do you guys remember Spore?
00:32:01Piece of shit.
00:32:03I almost went back to Haze.
00:32:07Quake?
00:32:09Doom.
00:32:09Yes.
00:32:10Tomb Raider.
00:32:11Hey, she's hot.
00:32:12She's so hot.
00:32:14Yo, what do you think Richard played?
00:32:18Pong!
00:32:23Yo, why don't we boot up the old stuff and kick back?
00:32:27Yo, why not make it a party?
00:32:28No, no, a retro gaming party.
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:30Wayne sent out Nevite.
00:32:33Mmm.
00:32:34Guys, only two slices left.
00:32:36Sweet.
00:32:37Sweet games, get fucked up.
00:32:39Oh, this is going to be great.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:42This is good!
00:32:42Yo, we're going to kill it.
00:32:56You want a piece of my harp?
00:33:06You're so hot.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:14You do?
00:33:23I forgot about the appetizer.
00:33:24No, let them move.
00:33:25No, no, no.
00:33:35Jesus, ow.
00:33:37Easy.
00:33:38Do you need some help?
00:33:40No, I'm okay.
00:33:43All right, here's some new beginnings for both of us.
00:33:47No hard feelings?
00:33:51Yeah.
00:33:57What do you call this?
00:33:59Control, log, delete.
00:34:01You know, it's weird.
00:34:02At parties, people would always ask me, what is it you do?
00:34:06The last thing I would ever say is I'm a gamer.
00:34:08But tonight, we're all gamers, bro.
00:34:14Have you guys seen Kate?
00:34:19Kate?
00:34:23Have you guys seen Kate?
00:34:24She was, uh, with Jonathan.
00:34:28I'm Kate.
00:34:29Have another shot with me.
00:34:30I feel sick.
00:34:32Wait, what are we doing down here?
00:34:34You said you wanted to talk about us.
00:34:36No, I didn't.
00:34:42All right, let's loosen your clothing.
00:34:44So you can breathe easier.
00:34:46Jonathan, don't touch me.
00:34:47I'm Kate.
00:34:48I'm Kate.
00:34:49I'm Kate.
00:34:51I'm Kate.
00:34:52Get out!
00:35:08Get out!
00:35:10You're okay.
00:35:11You're okay.
00:35:13I'm Kate.
00:35:14Let's go.
00:35:41Yeah?
00:35:43Hey. Can I, uh...
00:35:45Yeah, of course.
00:35:47Some tea?
00:35:54How are you feeling?
00:35:56Uzi.
00:35:57What happened?
00:35:59I mean, I remember the party, but...
00:36:03Did we...?
00:36:05No. Nothing happened.
00:36:08Okay, what were you doing with Jonathan?
00:36:10Oh, he told me that he wanted to make up.
00:36:14And you?
00:36:17You kidding?
00:36:20It's over.
00:36:29So this is your old room?
00:36:35You ever sitting right there when I played Quake for the first time?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:45I know what it's like to feel helpless.
00:36:57It was after we closed...
00:37:00somebody was hiding...
00:37:02while my dad locked up.
00:37:05Oh!
00:37:05Shh, shh, shh.
00:37:06It's okay.
00:37:07It's okay.
00:37:09Go!
00:37:10Come on, come on, come on.
00:37:14No!
00:37:14Ow!
00:37:20Look, there's nothing in here.
00:37:22Please don't, don't, don't hurt him.
00:37:34Come on, come on.
00:37:37No!
00:37:38Come on!
00:37:41No!
00:37:43No!
00:37:45Ah!
00:37:47Oh!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:53Oh!
00:38:02I couldn't see if I...
00:38:05My dad taught me to shoot like...
00:38:09he had a premonition or something.
00:38:16But when he needed me, I...
00:38:20I choked.
00:38:22You were only a kid.
00:38:27My mom couldn't cope.
00:38:30She stopped eating.
00:38:35We're together now.
00:38:46Yep, they're loading up.
00:38:48Of course I'm with them.
00:38:49It's called servicing the client, my friend.
00:38:53How?
00:38:54What do you think, a stretch limousine?
00:38:56That's how we roll, my friend, unless you got some jet you want to send us.
00:38:59All right.
00:39:00All right, we're all set.
00:39:02Yeah?
00:39:03Make sure you show the logo, all right?
00:39:04Make our sponsors happy.
00:39:06All right, load up.
00:39:08Knock them dead.
00:39:08Do our best.
00:39:10Look, there's something that you have to understand about Jonathan, all right?
00:39:13Skill isn't enough.
00:39:15This guy doesn't just want to beat you.
00:39:17He wants to tear you down and destroy you as a person.
00:39:21All right?
00:39:21Look at me.
00:39:22Look at me.
00:39:22If you want to get under a skid when the moment's right, make a dig about his father.
00:39:26His dad had a wicked gambling problem.
00:39:28Lost everything.
00:39:29His car, his house, his wife left him.
00:39:31Look, Jonathan's ego is a front.
00:39:34He's actually pretty sensitive.
00:39:36Look, you got what it takes.
00:39:40Go get him.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:43Yo, Tyler, you ready?
00:39:44Hey!
00:40:18F9.
00:40:19Hit.
00:40:20Haha.
00:40:21You're insane at this.
00:40:23No, I just know how you work.
00:40:25I've seen you play so many times.
00:40:27Hey, I'll bet Venus Water has a booth.
00:40:29Maybe they'll hire you back.
00:40:31Booth, babe.
00:40:31What a respectable job.
00:40:33Hey, any woman that could sell a car for half a million dollars wearing only a bikini
00:40:37and spiked heels earns my respect.
00:40:41Don't mind him.
00:40:42Yeah, when Jonathan started on the reflex circuit, it just, you know, he wanted me near
00:40:46him and it made sense.
00:40:49Being a booth rep kind of was a no-brainer.
00:40:52Yeah, but you have skills.
00:40:53You're a gamer.
00:40:54Not like Jonathan.
00:40:55He annihilated me in Copenhagen.
00:40:58Wait, you played him?
00:40:58Yeah, he was slumming it at a Team Fortress final like two years ago.
00:41:04I had spent my last time getting there, didn't have a way home, and he paid for my flight.
00:41:14It's not here.
00:41:22Damn it.
00:41:23Dave, get your fucking...
00:41:27Jesus!
00:41:28That's how you lose a football scholarship.
00:41:30I was a quarterback with full ride to Washington State.
00:41:35Miami tackle came in like a freight train.
00:41:39I can still hear the snap.
00:41:43That's not what hurt.
00:41:49What's up?
00:41:51It's my dad.
00:41:54The way you can't look me in the eye.
00:41:58Look, boys.
00:42:01Jerseys.
00:42:03God, it's like the sun threw up.
00:42:06Yeah, we're gonna look like FIFA cheerleaders.
00:42:15Motor City is revving up to host the Eastern Conference Reflex Arena playoffs.
00:42:2020 teams will be battling it out over the next three days with the winner advancing to the finals in
00:42:25Las Vegas.
00:42:28Yeah!
00:42:36Who wants it?
00:42:38Yeah!
00:42:41Team marketing report to aisle two.
00:42:44Team captains, please visit the tech booth for surgery.
00:42:51Check this out.
00:42:57It's pretty hot.
00:42:59Solid eight.
00:43:00Maybe a ten when she's in the shower.
00:43:13See you in the game, nerd.
00:43:15Members of Team Nefarious and Coleman, please report to that stage.
00:43:27Tyler, you spaz out at a Wendy's drive-thru or something?
00:43:31Shut up, Wayne.
00:43:33Dude, can I get a combo number three over here? Extra ketchup?
00:43:37Nice jersey.
00:43:38I'm gonna bury this clown.
00:44:01Let's just ease into this, boys. This is groups. Best of one.
00:44:05Ty, you see anything?
00:44:11I hear him coming on right. It's Jonathan.
00:44:15I'm going for him.
00:44:16No, no. Just chill.
00:44:17Come and get me, Conboy.
00:44:18You asked for a dickhead.
00:44:20Tyler, stop.
00:44:22Ty!
00:44:23You're leaving us wide open.
00:44:25Tyler, what are you doing?
00:44:40Fucking kidding me!
00:44:42They got carnage. They're coming in now.
00:44:43Get him, Chucky.
00:44:45Get him, Chucky.
00:44:50Kill them all!
00:45:03I'm on him.
00:45:06You're trash, TG.
00:45:19You got something here. You got something.
00:45:22Turn your face! Turn your face!
00:45:23Say hi to your mother.
00:45:28Is that some kind of a strat?
00:45:30No, I'm sorry.
00:45:31I just got a text from Nerve.
00:45:33Through the miracle of streaming, they had a front row seat to whatever that was.
00:45:36They weren't impressed.
00:45:38You're just about done.
00:45:41Go home, Conboy.
00:45:42You're obviously not pro material.
00:45:48Take that picture down.
00:45:49Yeah, it won't do any good.
00:45:51It's already got a million downloads.
00:45:52What picture?
00:45:54See guys again now, looking at those curves.
00:45:56Seeing as you like to spread it around.
00:45:58I thought you liked exposure.
00:45:59You asshole!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:15Take it down!
00:46:16What?
00:46:16Take it off that side!
00:46:18You never left my phone.
00:46:19It was just a mock-up, you idiot!
00:46:21It's...
00:46:26Officials have disqualified Team Omen following a brawl during competition in Detroit,
00:46:31leading Richard Brixen to swiftly drop Conway and the remaining talent of Team Omen.
00:46:36Spencer's team went on to win the event, advancing to the finals in Las Vegas.
00:46:41All right, I...
00:46:41Okay, guys, guys, look.
00:46:44Look, Detroit was a speed bump, okay?
00:46:46We'll learn. We'll get better.
00:46:48Detroit wasn't a speed bump.
00:46:50It was a wake-up call.
00:46:51So, yeah, I'm gonna go back to whatever's left in my shitty life.
00:46:59Steve.
00:47:08Wayne?
00:47:09No.
00:47:43How's it going, boys?
00:47:45All right, I'm putting together a team. Any links to gameplay I can see?
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:49I can take it.
00:47:49you to the stratosphere but I'm not talking about the hotel mm-hmm I'm
00:47:57counter-strike seriously I am counter-strike I just dropped out so I
00:48:06got lots of time give me two weeks and I'm your daughter man we're playing
00:48:09reflex mmm I was born to play it's in my DNA in my previous life I was a CPU oh
00:48:18I'll wait for your call you do that who's that some dude I met online wants to
00:48:32be on my team your team you already have a team really well more are they they're
00:48:43out there you could have just apologized explain that you screwed up and they'd
00:48:49still be here wait I I screwed up no they couldn't keep up Tyler you had a strat
00:48:53and you went off half-cocked I went off to nail that bastard Jonathan right I'm
00:48:59surprised to be down on me for that or maybe you enjoy dropping your pants for
00:49:02him don't you dare make that out like you did it just for me you did that for your
00:49:10own pride was it worth it did it fix anything Tyler it's just a game it's
00:49:18more than just a game you know I know why you work so hard to become such a good
00:49:22shooter but you are not responsible for what happened to your dad
00:49:29you need to learn to trust yourself because until you do you're not gonna
00:49:33trust anybody you're not going to trust your team you're not going to trust me
00:49:45I think that it's time that I found my own place
00:49:49good luck Tyler I hope you find your team
00:50:07Tyler it's root how you go my rock here by you up for a game
00:50:16buddy are you playing I need to prep for the Western Conference playoffs
00:50:20let's get out of here he's still tilted from Detroit yeah
00:50:26but you're playing for the North American Western Conference right oh mate
00:50:31but you're an Aussie technically I'm a dude from California born in Malibu
00:50:37that makes you eligible yeah you got it
00:50:54I reviewed the gameplay from Detroit and it was hard to watch you guys got us there and I blew
00:51:02it
00:51:03you got disqualified we lost the conference but we might still have a chance at Vegas
00:51:09it's gonna take a lot more work to get there but I know we can do it
00:51:18I'm just
00:51:21I'm begging you guys just give me another chance
00:51:38so I'll be here at um 8 p.m. on Friday hope to see you then
00:51:55you better deliver my friend
00:51:59I stood up two lingerie models for this
00:52:02Wayne come have a drink
00:52:03hey not so fast you man whore
00:52:19two omen back from the dead
00:52:24maybe
00:52:32so what's this all about
00:52:34all right Dave you're from Washington right
00:52:36Seattle born and raised going back next summer
00:52:38assistant coach at Washington State
00:52:40congratulations
00:52:40well that's it
00:52:43we registered the team in your name
00:52:44that's our ticket
00:52:45wait what ticket
00:52:47the Western Conference
00:52:48yeah Washington's in the Pac-12
00:52:50no no the Reflex Arena Western Conference
00:52:53we win that
00:52:54and we go to the finals in Vegas
00:52:57we sucked in Detroit we'll suck in LA
00:52:59no I know I sucked in Detroit
00:53:01all right and that's not going to happen again
00:53:04because Dave
00:53:06I want you to lead the charge
00:53:08I want to switch positions
00:53:10no I don't know man
00:53:14God dude what is that shit
00:53:16man Steve
00:53:19decision like this I need to commune with the almighty spirit
00:53:24my dad's going to kill me
00:53:41oh my god
00:53:43oh my god
00:53:44oh my god
00:53:55the top story continues to be Team Omen
00:53:58which relocated to the Western Conference
00:54:00following a humiliating off-the-grid brawl in Detroit
00:54:03rising from the ashes
00:54:04Omen has restructured
00:54:05with Dave Foreman replacing Tyler Conway as team leader
00:54:08and the strategy appears to be working
00:54:10as shown by Omen's stunning rise
00:54:12beating out 20 other teams
00:54:13and shattering records
00:54:14in this season's most impressive tournament play
00:54:16the destruction of Korea's fengpo
00:54:19means they are now within reach of clinching
00:54:21the rest of the conference if they can get past the notorious Team Freakazoids
00:54:28he plays noisy
00:54:29you hear him coming a mile away
00:54:31spam rockets
00:54:33catch him off guard
00:54:39yo Jonathan what's good
00:54:51all the officials please report to the server admins
00:54:55all the officials please report to the server admins
00:55:18watch out for this leader kid I heard he's nutty
00:55:26no way how the
00:55:32he's got carnage his other attackers not with us
00:55:36he's your bottom
00:55:37fuck he's on me
00:55:38Dave
00:55:40Dave we need to make a move
00:55:55six strats
00:56:06omen loses game one in this best of three series
00:56:09let's talk about leaders performance
00:56:11what absolute beast
00:56:24there's no way he landed those shots
00:56:42there's no way he landed those shots
00:56:46ah shit
00:56:51excuse me
00:56:51hey
00:56:53yeah
00:56:54I think one of them is cheating
00:56:58Kenny the Twitch team is ready for you
00:57:02they're using a name bot
00:57:10look you see how the crosshair sounds on the target
00:57:11you can't miss
00:57:14there's a glitch in your replay
00:57:23there's only one thing we can do
00:57:26up our game
00:57:34let's get on this carnage fast
00:57:35Ty you with me
00:57:36yeah let's do it
00:57:39he's here
00:57:44got him
00:57:45shit one more
00:57:53that's how it's done
00:57:54Dave meet me at their flag
00:57:56turning the corner
00:57:57I'm pushing now
00:57:59shit
00:58:01don't worry I'm here
00:58:06go for their flag
00:58:08I just grabbed the flag and I'm leaving now
00:58:14shit need help
00:58:23that's what I'm talking about
00:58:34wait I'm bringing in the flag cover
00:58:38bring it home Dave
00:58:49I can't do this man
00:58:51I'm not wired for it
00:58:52okay one more like that
00:58:54and I'm gonna have a meltdown
00:58:56nonsense man you did good
00:58:58you did good
00:58:59no
00:59:00your plays got us through the last game
00:59:03you need to go back to team lead
00:59:08all right
00:59:09let's get it
00:59:11Omen wins game two
00:59:12with textbook reflex arena gameplay
00:59:15it's anyone's corner
00:59:18spam him he's bolt
00:59:19yeah I see him
00:59:20we gotta kill him now
00:59:24this is bullshit
00:59:38I got their flag
00:59:39be careful we're in stalemate
00:59:46Steve take the flag
00:59:47Wayne
00:59:48pair up with Dave
00:59:49got it
00:59:55Dave jump in now
00:59:56go for the flag defender
00:59:57I'm in
01:00:00I'm jumping at leader
01:00:02Steve they just killed me
01:00:03and are coming gone
01:00:03fuck
01:00:06I don't cap me
01:00:11I got him
01:00:12oh god
01:00:12no
01:00:13ha
01:00:14they're capping Steve
01:00:15fuck these gamers
01:00:17I'm capping it
01:00:18weeeeee
01:00:19fuck
01:00:20yeah
01:00:23yeah
01:00:24yeah
01:00:26yeah
01:00:26yeah
01:00:27yeah
01:00:31yeah
01:00:32yeah
01:00:32yeah
01:00:43this team is amazing
01:00:44I'm lucky to be a part of it
01:00:45they've taught me so much
01:00:47it's been off road
01:00:48I mean Omen broke up there for a while
01:00:50yeah we lost sight of why we were together
01:00:53but we got to find our way back
01:00:55any regrets?
01:00:58um
01:01:01I mean
01:01:02some of us said some things
01:01:03we shouldn't have
01:01:04um
01:01:07but we're looking forward now
01:01:08we got our eyes on Vegas
01:01:09yeah
01:01:11that's what the fuck about
01:01:12Omen
01:01:13Omen
01:01:15Omen
01:01:16Omen
01:01:17Omen
01:01:18Omen
01:01:31Omen
01:01:34yeah
01:01:35yeah
01:01:44and you gotta love the buzz
01:01:46good Omen in Vegas
01:01:48yep
01:01:48Spencer meets his match
01:01:50Omen in Reflex
01:01:51yeah
01:02:07Hey, Tyler.
01:02:10Guess who?
01:02:18You trying to ruin my day?
01:02:21You got a minute?
01:02:24I'll be back at five.
01:02:25Yes.
01:02:32So, you're back.
01:02:34You're back.
01:02:35Western Conference champ.
01:02:37Well done.
01:02:38Look, Richie, you dropped this in Detroit.
01:02:40You dropped you in Detroit.
01:02:42Let me tell you something about athletes and business.
01:02:44Managers need something to work with.
01:02:47Let's talk about your future.
01:02:49Five years from now, you're not going to be gaming anymore.
01:02:51Let's say you win today.
01:02:52A million bucks.
01:02:54Cut that four ways, $250,000.
01:02:56You'll be in the highest tax bracket.
01:02:57Leaves you with $175,000.
01:02:59How far is that going to get you?
01:03:01Won't even cover your canteen.
01:03:05Tyler, this isn't like boxing,
01:03:07where everyone is watching so closely
01:03:09that there's no chance to, um,
01:03:12affect the outcome.
01:03:16Are you serious?
01:03:18There's a lot of money riding on this.
01:03:20North of $20 million.
01:03:22I can get us a big chunk of that.
01:03:25How big?
01:03:28$2 million just to lose.
01:03:31Is that for real?
01:03:33Yeah.
01:03:34Right, some heavy bettors want to make sure
01:03:35DeFerries takes the title and they're willing to pay.
01:03:41Let's put it to a vote.
01:03:42Ladies and gentlemen, welcome your teams open and nefarious.
01:03:49Ladies and gentlemen, welcome your team and gentlemen.
01:03:57Hello.
01:03:59Let's do it.
01:04:01Let's do it.
01:04:02Let's do it.
01:04:04Let's do it.
01:04:13Let's do it.
01:04:16What are you doing?
01:04:41Wait for it. Don't let them through.
01:04:49I hear them coming in from left. Get ready, Wayne.
01:04:52Okay, start spamming.
01:04:54Watch your nades. Spam over me!
01:04:56Shit, they're in.
01:04:58Wayne, what are you doing?
01:05:05Wayne, run. Don't take that fight.
01:05:07Wayne, can you fucking hear us?
01:05:10Welcome to the meat grinder!
01:05:12Boys, let's take it!
01:05:17Steve, incoming.
01:05:19Wayne, you got Telespawn. Stop him when he comes out.
01:05:24He's coming out now!
01:05:26Wayne!
01:05:30Steve, he's Bridge.
01:05:35Yes!
01:05:39Yes!
01:05:40Yes!
01:05:41Yes!
01:05:47Anybody got us?
01:05:48Anybody got us?
01:05:50Whoo!
01:05:50Whoo!
01:06:06What's with the team shooting?
01:06:07Hey, hey, somebody's gotta take the offensive,
01:06:09because Jonathan's got y'all shitting in your pants.
01:06:11And you left me to die out there, so.
01:06:13Yeah, I saw Jonathan pass right by you.
01:06:15Okay, yeah.
01:06:17You took it, didn't you?
01:06:18You made your own deal with Richard.
01:06:20That's why you're playing like shit.
01:06:21No, man, he always plays like shit.
01:06:26Yeah, I took it.
01:06:29And you would, too, if you were smart.
01:06:32Goddammit, wait!
01:06:34Steve, relax, relax.
01:06:36Relax.
01:06:46I'm tired.
01:06:47I'm tired.
01:06:48People boasting their awesome lives.
01:06:52You know what?
01:06:54Money talks.
01:06:56And losers walk.
01:07:01And walk.
01:07:09Great!
01:07:11Out of who's asshole are we gonna pull a fourth player?
01:07:13We can't compete with three.
01:07:15We need someone who knows our style.
01:07:17Someone who can pick up our strats.
01:07:19Oh.
01:07:22Frickin' window boxes.
01:07:23Oh, my God, I can kiss that badge.
01:07:25Kate?
01:07:29What?
01:07:30Look, you see this play, you know our strats, right?
01:07:33It's time for Mirage to make a comeback.
01:07:35I really didn't come here to play.
01:07:38Look, what you said on Twitch about how you had to make your way back.
01:07:42It was just really nice to see you playing like I knew you could.
01:07:49You know, we could win every game in this tournament, and we wouldn't make up for losing you.
01:07:58We need you, Kate.
01:08:01I need you.
01:08:04Not just for this.
01:08:11You're such a shame.
01:08:13Yeah, I hate you.
01:08:14Continuing on in the Reflex Arena Championship here in Las Vegas, we have a ringer for Team Omen.
01:08:23Substituting in for Wayne Levin, we have Cape Valley.
01:08:27Team Leavers, I'm going to see you.
01:08:29Next team ready.
01:08:31Blue team.
01:08:33Ready.
01:08:42Jonathan is here.
01:08:43Get ready.
01:08:44Okay, okay.
01:08:44Ty, hide.
01:08:45I'll push him into you.
01:08:49He's in.
01:08:50Okay, I'm pushing him back to you now.
01:08:52Get ready.
01:08:52Now.
01:09:04Kate, come with us.
01:09:05Dave and I are pushing now.
01:09:06Got it.
01:09:09Two guys in front.
01:09:16Tyler, grab the flag.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:30Kate and I got the guys up mid.
01:09:32Careful, there are guys in front.
01:09:33Don't go out yet.
01:09:38Need a distraction.
01:09:39I'm on it.
01:09:43You took the bait.
01:09:44Go, go, go, go, go.
01:09:47Go, Ty, go.
01:09:53What are you doing?
01:09:54Come on!
01:10:00Yes!
01:10:02Yes!
01:10:04Yes!
01:10:06Yes!
01:10:07Yes!
01:10:08You're so beautiful!
01:10:09You're sweating like a pig.
01:10:13You need to go wash off your skin.
01:10:15I'm sweating so much.
01:10:17Yes!
01:10:23Yeah, Richard.
01:10:27What an intense showdown.
01:10:30Nothing short of spectacular.
01:10:32An amazing comeback from Team Open.
01:10:39And we're gonna take a short break
01:10:41and give our fine robots
01:10:43some well-needed R&R.
01:10:45We'll be back in half an hour.
01:10:47Yeah, we're gonna get it out.
01:10:55Yeah.
01:10:59Yeah, let's get it out.
01:11:08Oh!
01:11:10No.
01:11:12Come on.
01:11:27No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:11:52There's always someone out there trying to get what you got.
01:11:56Your girl.
01:11:58Your jaw.
01:12:01And they'll get it unless you're the toughest bastard in the room.
01:12:06Right now,
01:12:09that's me.
01:12:17Yeah, you're a tough guy.
01:12:23You're lucky too, just like your dad.
01:12:30What'd you say?
01:12:32Yeah, your old man loved the wind, didn't he?
01:12:35More than anything.
01:12:38You'd rather blow his paycheck play in poker than put food in your mouth.
01:12:43Richard tell you that?
01:12:48Fuck you.
01:12:49I don't know.
01:13:15Yo, where's Tyler? We're up in 10.
01:13:17He just went to the...
01:13:28How much time do we have?
01:13:29Um, three minutes.
01:13:32Shit, Tyler, you can't play!
01:13:33Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
01:13:35No, uh, I'm gonna tell the officials, all right?
01:13:38They're gonna kick Spencer out on his cheating ass.
01:13:40No!
01:13:40He's just gonna say that I started like in Detroit, okay?
01:13:45I'm gonna play.
01:13:46And we're gonna beat him.
01:13:48Okay, hang on.
01:13:54What happened here?
01:13:56Slipped on some water in the restroom.
01:14:26Ty, don't take that fight. Just leave.
01:14:31I don't know how long I can last.
01:14:32Hang in there.
01:14:33We can do this.
01:14:38Descends now.
01:14:39Come here, little shit.
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53Do it não!
01:15:11Come here, Dr.
01:15:12for it here we go you're covered just go almost there just getting to min now I'm at the bridge
01:15:52got it shit Jonathan's behind me yeah I see him I'll stop him
01:16:00I lost track of Jonathan heads up come on Jonathan where are you
01:16:26yeah
01:16:27yeah
01:16:29yeah
01:16:30yeah
01:16:30yeah
01:18:07All right, to win at anything, it requires risk.
01:18:09Try to do it.
01:18:13Okay, that's a grenade launcher.
01:18:14It kind of lobs, so if you shoot it, you can kind of put it over walls.
01:18:17It bounces off.
01:18:18If you hit someone with it, they'll just explode.
01:18:21You see how the carnage is coming up?
01:18:22It's right there.
01:18:22He's going for it.
01:18:23You got to be in his spacebar.
01:18:25Like, continuously, you'll get speed.
01:18:30Oh, it looks so good.
01:18:33Thank you for sharing my dream.
01:18:37It's a bold move, risking it all on cakes.
01:18:40Venus favors the bold.
01:18:44You know, it's cool that we came together all around your land.
01:18:48Our land.
01:18:49Dave set up a match on the Atlantic City Surfers.
01:18:52Oh, really?
01:18:53Who are we playing?
01:18:53The Swedes.
01:18:55Shit, they're good.
01:18:56We're going to need some new strats.
01:18:58Good thing I can think of with you.
01:19:31We got this.
01:20:20We're going to need some new strats.
01:20:31You always say goodbye
01:20:41I've always known why
01:20:54I'm going to hell
01:21:04I'm going to hell
01:21:35You may find
01:21:41In time
01:21:46The pain drives
01:21:51Your mind
01:21:56You may find
01:22:01In time
01:22:07The pain drives
01:22:12You are
01:22:14I'm going to hell
01:22:44I'm going to hell
01:23:23I'm going to hell
01:23:43I'm going to hell
01:23:53I'm going to hell
01:23:55I'm going to hell
01:23:57I'm going to hell
01:24:00Yes, I swear I'll follow you home
01:24:38I swear I'll follow you home
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