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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50All right.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:15I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:18Hey!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:44Bye there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Good.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, the family queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:32Wait...
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59Even I can feel the tension in the room...
00:07:02But we're into...
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well...
00:07:25Hayley...
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and...
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah. Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16I won't.
00:10:17I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29We've got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52All the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:32Hmm.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:51This is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:11Oh my god.
00:12:15Oh my god.
00:12:18Oh my god.
00:12:21Oh my god.
00:12:29Oh
00:12:30Yo, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:51Those are photoshopped
00:13:08Oh
00:13:09My brave night, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:17My god, oh cool fair enemies kind of hot
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28No
00:13:29No
00:13:29no
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:51Hi, friend?
00:13:52You're all in me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my God!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:44Everybody's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Here we are.
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:18Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:15:59Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41When?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:43At the Belle thing.
00:16:44I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, Dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Bail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend.
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back with you.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:17I called me.
00:19:21So you think that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take it, you're going to record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15I don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52uh thank you wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around i just i happen to see you were you waiting at someone
00:21:09yeah my boyfriend actually well he he kind of stood me up so maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice today cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though so
00:21:31not that annoying maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:34are you trying to play with my feelings cole edna's because it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend just make you fall for her
00:21:53he he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand though
00:22:02you understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09does he like you touch him like this
00:22:23if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:35oh in the game huh
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you that slow in the game too
00:22:53i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that he's smart and he's kind and he loves me
00:23:14for who i am that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:21i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:18you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:26no no you can't
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:29you need to see me in style
00:24:31fine if you say so
00:24:33so are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01oh you
00:25:03oh me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you with your mom
00:25:33what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:37i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:53so
00:25:54so
00:25:54are you going to prom
00:25:55i don't know
00:25:56i'm going to well
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:03are you jealous of me
00:26:04me
00:26:05jealous
00:26:06no why would i be jealous
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really
00:26:21miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25okay
00:26:26sorry am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31maybe trust me to do
00:26:34we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't you regret it
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:36i think you know how much i want to do
00:27:43do you want me
00:27:44i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here
00:27:58oh my god
00:27:59how long have you two been in here
00:28:00i really need to change this lock
00:28:02are you two okay
00:28:03oh
00:28:04yeah
00:28:05yeah we're good
00:28:06we're okay
00:28:07great
00:28:07okay nice
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:17what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:23can you still play after your accident
00:28:25relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait
00:28:27car accident
00:28:28guacamole wizard
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:29:12huh
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:19um we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:28i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32they're your favorite
00:29:33right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cool
00:29:44could he
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54what do you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06cole is jealous
00:30:08we got a problem here cole
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:41yeah
00:30:41just one little catch
00:30:43you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:52i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:30:57but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:01you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:04i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:08we literally made out of a sword room
00:31:11maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no
00:31:13you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hailey someone's here to see you
00:31:54are you asking me to prom
00:31:56too cheesy
00:31:58no it's cute
00:32:01the accident
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:07what do you think
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me
00:32:10i
00:32:11i should feel happy
00:32:12but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:16hey can we not
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:22dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner
00:32:27have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me
00:32:29we're a bad punch
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh
00:32:35that's weak shit
00:32:36is this weak shit
00:32:40oh my god
00:32:48wow
00:32:49he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't
00:32:57cold put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alerts
00:33:18fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much
00:33:20cool
00:33:21you and i
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:22and if you'd realize
00:33:24and give me a chance
00:33:25i think that we would
00:33:26make a great match
00:33:27like say if you asked me
00:33:29to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:33jen
00:33:34you want to go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:37jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business
00:33:44like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46how romantic
00:33:47i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this
00:33:51call admins
00:33:55oh here they come
00:33:57if i message corcomoli wizard
00:33:59i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:05and the dean's list
00:34:16i'll talk to you later
00:34:16i'll see you around school okay
00:34:18okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:19bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:21maybe he's still recovering
00:34:23from the accident
00:34:24yeah i'll stay with you
00:34:26hayley
00:34:36jeez
00:34:37god
00:34:43here i'll get it
00:34:45oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:52i don't care
00:34:53i do care
00:34:56hell yeah
00:34:57i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do
00:35:20how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:24because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:28i noticed it at lunch the first day
00:35:32you were watching me
00:35:35just don't go to promenade
00:35:51move
00:35:53colt is talking to hayley
00:35:54again
00:35:55your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00obviously i do
00:36:01okay
00:36:02then break them up idiot
00:36:04uh
00:36:05what do i do
00:36:08i've got a few ideas
00:36:13hey look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:17all right i promise
00:36:18yeah
00:36:19really like who
00:36:20i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:24and you but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:28oh hey jake
00:36:30hey how um
00:36:32i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34the other night
00:36:37the other night
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:39so
00:36:41sexy
00:36:42you're so sexy
00:36:44jake what are you talking about
00:36:49hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:00oh shit look
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:03oh my god
00:37:19stop guys stop it
00:37:21stop stop
00:37:22what the hell is going on over there
00:37:27shit
00:37:28it's principal stevens
00:37:29i've got to save cole
00:37:30i mean jake
00:37:31i've got to save jake
00:37:36oh
00:37:37oh my god
00:37:39principal stevens
00:37:40i'm so sorry
00:37:42bailey rock
00:37:43that's detention
00:37:45after school
00:37:46don't be late
00:38:03what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:07that's the least i could do if you
00:38:09saved my rest today
00:38:12the locker thing
00:38:13that was an accident
00:38:14oh sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and
00:38:19you and jake huh
00:38:22no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:24i don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:29father that asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you
00:38:35kissing you
00:38:37i could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:45okay fine
00:38:46i won't
00:38:49because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god
00:39:06i am so fed up
00:39:07with this
00:39:09i am so sorry i tripped
00:39:27no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:29jake
00:39:30what it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:38they're both dead
00:39:39oh
00:39:41how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you
00:39:47are you almost crying
00:39:49it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen
00:39:54what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:11mr edmunds
00:40:12oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:14detention
00:40:15today after school
00:40:17oh shit
00:40:29jake hey
00:40:31oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:43yeah
00:40:44you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey
00:41:00um
00:41:01ella
00:41:03it's emma
00:41:04yeah
00:41:05that's what i said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:16hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:23no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online
00:41:34he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:52you know cool
00:41:52if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel and
00:41:57big ol ego and
00:41:58rich kid for bravo
00:41:59okay okay i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:26you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up ella
00:42:29it's emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:37oh my god
00:42:41oh
00:42:46morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:54valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17i want you so badly
00:43:18i dream about you touching me
00:43:19oh my god
00:43:21someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore
00:43:28show them what you really like
00:43:47here you go
00:43:49here this is for you
00:43:54oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:56you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:00it was that kid ella
00:44:02but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:07hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:12i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:01that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:15i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:20oh i don't know cole
00:45:21why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30sorry
00:45:32it was nothing personal
00:45:38oh
00:45:39yeah nothing personal
00:45:40oh
00:45:42oh
00:45:44oh
00:45:44oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:46oh
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:49what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:54okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyberboy spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus christ
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate colt
00:46:16you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care
00:46:20and
00:46:20i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what
00:46:25not over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you like that hayley girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:51message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:39you got this hayley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey hayley
00:48:11i'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hey max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:18no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:23get drunk girl
00:48:26whoo
00:48:28yeah
00:48:38what are you doing here
00:48:40valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:48:58our whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are
00:49:03concerning actually kind of a little bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:25okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39paul
00:50:17are you him
00:50:20would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:23okay cole is not him
00:50:25anyways we are going to the prom together
00:50:27no i'm not
00:50:29yes you are
00:50:30it's okay you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:34so you too
00:50:35this whole time
00:50:39oh my god i am such an idiot
00:50:42hey wait wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket
00:50:50you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine
00:50:55i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:50:57then what were you trying to do
00:50:58i guess you
00:51:00obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:03i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:06what about guacamole wizard
00:51:09what are you
00:51:09what are you
00:51:13what are you
00:51:18what is that
00:51:19just the devil
00:51:23get in the car
00:51:26i'm not gonna ask you again cole
00:51:28get in the car
00:51:29dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:31and please introduce yourself to
00:51:32hayley
00:51:33i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36i'm a servant
00:51:37so
00:51:38you're the scholarship trash
00:51:40that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:43well i've got news for you young lady
00:51:45my son
00:51:46is gonna marry a good girl
00:51:48from a respectable family
00:51:50and that's not you
00:51:51you
00:51:52will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter
00:51:55and your mom works for me
00:51:57stay away from him
00:51:59or i swear to god
00:52:01your mother
00:52:02is fire
00:52:03dad stop
00:52:04don't you touch
00:52:05my family
00:52:06i'll stay away
00:52:08hayley
00:52:09come on
00:52:09you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate
00:52:13everything you stand for
00:52:15i hate your greed
00:52:16and your callousness
00:52:18and your elitist ideas
00:52:19of what you think
00:52:20a good person looks like
00:52:21i hate
00:52:22everything about you
00:52:23i hate all of it
00:52:24i don't want any part of it
00:52:27so cole
00:52:28go with your dad
00:52:32hayley
00:52:36fuck this
00:52:40no laptop
00:52:41and no phone
00:52:42for a week
00:52:43ever since mom died
00:52:45you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love
00:52:48why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother
00:52:51i would make you a success son
00:52:53even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley
00:53:04i'm emma
00:53:05i know you are
00:53:06right
00:53:07i just felt kind of bad
00:53:09that i accidentally helped
00:53:11and ruin your life
00:53:12so
00:53:12i wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:14good as new
00:53:20oh wow
00:53:22thanks emma
00:53:23okay bye
00:53:29one down
00:53:30one to go
00:53:31you're so cool
00:53:33i know emma
00:53:34wanna go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:38let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr edmund
00:53:46hi max
00:53:47and max's friend
00:53:48sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:50cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is
00:53:53but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:55what can i say max
00:53:57actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks
00:54:04because
00:54:06he's uh
00:54:06also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11cole
00:54:12my son cole
00:54:14reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:18well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:20and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what
00:54:41what are you guys doing here
00:54:42happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop
00:54:45and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:47just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what
00:54:49what's going on
00:54:50dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:54you can be together
00:54:56just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love
00:54:58who you really are
00:55:00no
00:55:01i'll tell her myself
00:55:03stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine
00:55:15i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:29he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:52i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way
00:56:15you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19i need you to know
00:56:20i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean
00:56:40this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i
00:56:50i mean
00:56:51i
00:56:53i always hoped it was you
00:56:55until you hoped
00:56:57yes
00:56:58i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:04you're hitting
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you ever go
00:57:17yeah
00:57:20i'll take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:32i'm so real you
00:57:46okay so
00:57:47what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:49yeah
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51what do again
00:57:52i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right
00:57:58all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no
00:58:12i fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no i'll just
00:58:18i'm just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll take a minute now
00:58:23stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:28i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:35but
00:58:36the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:45but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me please
00:58:51but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:07i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:37cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:41you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:43you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40i want 10
01:00:41deal
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:50i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:04thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win
01:01:10right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:21it was fun
01:01:23it's very too bad
01:01:28hey uh
01:01:29this time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41dang
01:01:41language
01:01:43i am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:56wait
01:01:58wait wait wait
01:01:59what are those
01:02:00those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:05his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy
01:02:10if i can't have him
01:02:12no one can
01:02:13i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life
01:02:16is this real
01:02:17jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:25what
01:02:26you exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:33as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37and above all of this
01:02:39petty drama
01:02:40but
01:02:41quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:45and i think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:50i'm the principal
01:02:52so uh
01:02:52yes i can
01:03:02there was no internship
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:18oh my princess
01:03:20finally has a crown
01:03:50now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:51i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet
01:03:58you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path
01:04:05and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy prone
01:04:22i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:29that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't
01:04:32slayed a dragon before
01:04:34no
01:04:34so
01:04:36i love you battle queen
01:04:37i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42okay
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