The Janitor Billionaire & His Swapped Bride | Wrong Choice, Right Man?
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00:00:02Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:00:07Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:14Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:16Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:21It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:26The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:27Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:00:30It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:32Excellent. Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:36As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:43wraps.
00:00:44If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:00:49Welcome.
00:00:51This is my last chance.
00:00:54Could it be me?
00:00:55Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:02Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:04Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:10Okay, this might work.
00:01:12And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:16How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:01:23Hey, babe.
00:01:25Gavin's the name.
00:01:26Money's the game.
00:01:27Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:30Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:32Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:34He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:37Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:39Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:43No COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:48The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:51You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:01:56Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:05This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:08Interesting.
00:02:09Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:12The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:14Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer.
00:02:18Is this really the end?
00:02:23That janitor?
00:02:24He is Bianca's match.
00:02:26Fine.
00:02:26I'll take him.
00:02:27My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:30I'm getting married today.
00:02:32What's she gonna do?
00:02:37Just play along?
00:02:40What?
00:02:56what a surprise beautiful and such a fighter interesting nor the hell are you doing get that
00:03:05trash trucker away from my daughter now what a joke
00:03:08do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me my ai didn't account for her which makes her the
00:03:22perfect test subject look at me princess i'm just a janitor your dress costs more than my life
00:03:28savings are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment
00:03:34that perfect algorithm is a scam it knows nothing about true love true love can be modeled
00:03:42just requires a more complex set of code okay mr janitor i'm not some line of code though
00:03:50is she doubting my data i love turning a doubter into a believer
00:03:56all right let's make a bet a one-year marriage contract yes i've fallen in love with you
00:04:03you win and you'll get half everything i own
00:04:10of what a mop and a bucket where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from
00:04:17tell you what if i fall for you you get half of mine
00:04:21deal i like those odds
00:04:28i'll take this janitor's pride and his bet anything's better than my dad steals
00:04:41we're getting married
00:04:48let the games begin miss blithe
00:04:58boss that makeup took you five hours you really just gonna wash it off i need to start looking
00:05:04my best once i plant the seed of attraction in her heart it'll grow into love i'm winning
00:05:10this bet
00:05:13marrying the janitor you have made us the laughingstock valley
00:05:17nora you took with that loser the marriage is off
00:05:21looks too bad we already signed the papers
00:05:25i guess i'm officially a trash trucker's wife
00:05:27fine but when it all falls apart don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness
00:05:34you throw out our luggage
00:05:38please no wait stop
00:05:54now that you're a janitor's wife you should get used to sleeping on the streets
00:05:59sure you can handle being homeless sis
00:06:01stay away from her bianca
00:06:03poverty stinks
00:06:05and it's contagious
00:06:08oh my god has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband
00:06:13i know he's off scrubbing toilets somewhere
00:06:21where's your beloved janitor isn't backing out now is he
00:06:24where are you elvis
00:06:26watch out
00:06:50is this the man i just married
00:06:54wait those eyes
00:06:59those muscles
00:07:02is this the man i just married
00:07:05whoa he's he's handsome
00:07:11hey
00:07:13are you okay why did you jump in the way
00:07:15i have to protect my new bride don't i
00:07:17is this what it's like to be cared for
00:07:20no don't fall for it nora
00:07:22he's just your contract husband
00:07:24winning this bet
00:07:26is going to be a piece of cake
00:07:27fuck
00:07:28the janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like nora
00:07:35what the fuck you literally just used me as a human shield
00:07:38get real babe this brain is worth billions to invidica
00:07:43not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks
00:07:46you're right grains beat looks this shit scrubber might have a nice body but his bank account is malnourished
00:07:59horses
00:07:59gavin's money really does grow on trees
00:08:03my husband is the future of silicon valley he might even surpass mr s as the richest man alive
00:08:09surpass me
00:08:12gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me
00:08:14mr s that's an ambitious goal
00:08:17oh look the janitor has opinions now
00:08:20either way you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me
00:08:23it's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing
00:08:25you'll see how different we really are
00:08:27a porsche doesn't make you a man
00:08:30it just makes you a coward in a faster car
00:08:32oh how poetic spoken like a true loser's wife
00:08:36still acting tough
00:08:39don't tell me
00:08:40you two are actually planning to walk home
00:08:45bring out my car
00:09:06what the hell is that thing
00:09:08a garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper
00:09:11how perfect
00:09:20come on
00:09:29i'm sorry about this
00:09:30hey don't apologize
00:09:31this is super cool i've never been in a car like this before
00:10:01lucas i asked for a small house not a coffin
00:10:04it's a nice place for a janitor
00:10:07make yourself at home
00:10:08there's only one bedroom so you'll sleep there and i'll take the couch
00:10:13i feel bad making you sleep here every night
00:10:16i couldn't do that
00:10:18so you'd rather we share the bed
00:10:21no i i didn't mean that it's just i
00:10:25whatever makes you feel good i don't know
00:10:28i'm just gonna get some clothes out
00:10:32peach flavored lube
00:10:41you sure did come prepared for our first night together didn't you
00:10:45just give it back
00:10:47no give it back
00:10:49hey come on
00:10:50give me
00:10:53wow
00:10:54this chest
00:10:56it feels amazing
00:10:58you really can't wait can you
00:11:01we're married now
00:11:02we'll use it sooner or later
00:11:04you know
00:11:08sooner or later
00:11:20i'd say the sooner the better
00:11:24i need some water
00:11:25yeah
00:11:30how cute
00:11:31they still win this round though
00:11:33it's only a matter of time
00:11:35before you fall for me
00:11:43damn
00:11:43he goes shirtless just to fix a pipe
00:11:46well i'm not complaining
00:11:50look at this muscle
00:11:51he's too fine
00:11:57oh
00:11:58elephant
00:12:08no i'm so sorry i didn't know you were there
00:12:11oh my god
00:12:14she's hot
00:12:18if you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is gonna make me fall in love with you
00:12:22you're sorely mistaken
00:12:26look to stop
00:12:27i'm just gonna
00:12:31oh my
00:12:32those arms are wider than my waist
00:12:36are janitors supposed to be built like that
00:13:01i'm just gonna go back to my room i'm just gonna go back to my room it's freezing here and
00:13:03soaking wet so
00:13:06i'm just gonna go back to my room
00:13:08well let me warm you up
00:13:13what is he trying to do to me
00:13:18all right if you want to build heat in your core you have to engage it
00:13:21sure
00:13:22yoga can keep me warm
00:13:23can you
00:13:25can you not stand so close
00:13:27how else am i supposed to correct your form
00:13:29my form
00:13:30what are you a yogi now i thought you were a janitor
00:13:33i guess i'm full surprised
00:13:35i'm gonna spread your stance a bit
00:13:40ready
00:13:45this is punishment
00:13:46i touched his abs for three seconds
00:13:49and now his hands are grabbing my butt
00:13:52good now uh downward dog
00:13:55deeper
00:13:57i can't
00:13:58hold it
00:14:00don't come up
00:14:01please
00:14:02it hurts
00:14:05damn it nora
00:14:06don't make that noise
00:14:07wow you're a lot tighter than i thought
00:14:18heart rate 140
00:14:20respiratory rate 28%
00:14:25skin conductivity 40%
00:14:29alright your body feels a whole lot like i'm winning this bet
00:14:32no
00:14:32no it's the workout
00:14:35i'm gonna win the bet
00:14:37just
00:14:37you
00:14:38wait
00:14:41why are your hands shaking
00:14:42you mean to tell me
00:14:44that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me
00:14:48fine
00:14:49it is because of you
00:14:59what about your little friend
00:15:02why is your little friend so
00:15:05hard
00:15:07she's a menace
00:15:09i was trying to break her but
00:15:11i'm the one
00:15:12losing control
00:15:16let him answer that for himself
00:15:21let him answer that for himself
00:15:23whoa
00:15:24whoa
00:15:25whoa there buddy
00:15:26who's the one losing control now
00:15:34you want me more than i want you
00:15:36did the perfect algorithm predict that
00:15:38i'm gonna go shower
00:15:42alone
00:15:43no peeking
00:15:48i'm a loser huh
00:15:50we'll see about that
00:15:56hey so my dad's birthday party
00:15:59is next week
00:16:00and they're hosting a dinner
00:16:01um
00:16:02you want your husband to attend
00:16:04that's sweet
00:16:05actually
00:16:06it's just
00:16:07it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest
00:16:10and bianca and the others are gonna target you
00:16:12i just know it
00:16:13they're gonna make fun of your clothes
00:16:14your gifts
00:16:15your
00:16:16everything
00:16:18so i would embarrass you
00:16:19but no
00:16:20no it's just
00:16:21i
00:16:24i don't want to make you go through that
00:16:27those people
00:16:28they only see dollar signs
00:16:31she's trying to protect me
00:16:33it's funny
00:16:34i don't remember seeing send nora into the lions then in our marriage contract
00:16:38why are you being so nice to me
00:16:40you don't even know me
00:16:42because you're better than all of them
00:16:45you deserve to be treated like a queen
00:16:48no one has ever stood in my corner like this
00:16:51for whatever you'd say
00:16:56don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts
00:17:00they won't appreciate it anyways
00:17:08prepare the best gift you could find
00:17:10one the hawthorne family can't refuse
00:17:12and something gavin winters
00:17:14couldn't get his hands on
00:17:15in a million years
00:17:19this was a mistake
00:17:20we shouldn't have come
00:17:21it's okay babe
00:17:22we got dressed
00:17:35you ready
00:17:40you actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party
00:17:44i knew you were shameless nora
00:17:46but god
00:17:46this is a new low for you
00:17:48i'm shameless
00:17:50at least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see
00:17:55after just one week of marriage
00:17:56i don't know what you're talking about
00:17:58are you fucking cheating on me
00:18:00on screen
00:18:15you brought the janitor
00:18:17well daddy since he's already here
00:18:20i thought he could make himself useful
00:18:21and give the toilets a good scrubbing
00:18:24maybe shine gavin's shoes while he's at it
00:18:27hey
00:18:27lock it off
00:18:32don't listen to them
00:18:35it's okay
00:18:38mr hawthorne
00:18:39i heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are
00:18:41so i decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection
00:18:45just for you
00:18:51good man
00:18:52excellent
00:18:54bianca sure did pick the right man to marry
00:18:56all right
00:18:58enough standing around
00:18:59let's all go inside
00:19:00come on sweetheart
00:19:04let's just go
00:19:04i am not putting up with this
00:19:06hey come on
00:19:07i didn't bring this gift for nothing
00:19:08let's just see how it goes
00:19:11i don't know this
00:19:12elvis
00:19:23are you crazy
00:19:24pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter
00:19:27just for disinfection purposes
00:19:29with all the germs janitors pick up
00:19:31you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying
00:19:35open a window
00:19:36would you
00:19:36just gave this guy a bath
00:19:38and he still smells like shit
00:19:42elvis may be a janitor
00:19:44but he's the cleanest one here
00:19:47gavin's been passed around like a blunt
00:19:49who knows how many STDs he has
00:19:51if anyone needs disinfecting
00:19:53it's him
00:19:55elvis is my husband
00:19:57and you will respect him
00:19:59you little
00:20:01mom do something
00:20:04how dare you
00:20:06gavin's the COO of Invitica
00:20:08he keeps that whole company running
00:20:10and makes millions doing it
00:20:11that's the kind of person that deserves respect
00:20:18you are unbelievable
00:20:20it's your father's birthday
00:20:22and you show up here empty-handed
00:20:24with some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster
00:20:28you should have stayed home
00:20:30yeah
00:20:31how's your dumpster diver
00:20:32going to scrounge up the cash
00:20:34for a gift for dad
00:20:35my gavin
00:20:36brought bottles of wine
00:20:38worth hundreds of thousands
00:20:40and those are just the cheap ones
00:20:45in 1945
00:20:46Romani Conti
00:20:47in 1961
00:20:49Chateau Chauvin Blanc
00:20:50and in 1990
00:20:51Henri Jayer
00:20:53Richebourg Grand Cru
00:20:56impressive
00:20:56these must be your most prized collections
00:20:59well, well, well
00:21:00looks like our resident janitor
00:21:03knows about more than just scrubbing toilets
00:21:05you're right though
00:21:06those are top of the line bottles
00:21:13especially this one
00:21:15Mr. Hawthorne
00:21:16they don't call Henri Jayer the billionaire's wine for nothing
00:21:21why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
00:21:24splendid
00:21:30you're what every son-in-law should be
00:21:33Gavin
00:21:35man, you went all out
00:21:37put the bottle I brought
00:21:39puts yours to shame
00:21:43put the bottle I brought
00:21:45puts yours to shame
00:21:47you've got a lot of nerve
00:21:49thinking you can outdo Gavin
00:21:51let's see what kind of garbage
00:21:53did you pull out of the trash heap
00:22:00what's this?
00:22:02homemade moonshine?
00:22:04there's no label
00:22:05who knows if it's even safe
00:22:07hell, it could be full of deadly toxins
00:22:09legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo
00:22:12what are you trying to do?
00:22:13poison our dad?
00:22:14no, no please
00:22:16shut up
00:22:17this is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life
00:22:21now take your street rat boyfriend and leave
00:22:28did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled
00:22:31because it's highly exclusive
00:22:44luckily I have this AI-powered scanner
00:22:48it's one of Invitica's newest inventions
00:22:50scan any product and it tells you its exact value
00:22:54doesn't even need a barcode
00:22:55this will prove that this janitor is bluffing
00:22:59Nora, how about this?
00:23:01if your wine is cheaper than ours
00:23:03you and your janitor boy toy
00:23:06have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house
00:23:10why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:13it's the thought that counts
00:23:19seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:22what? afraid you're gonna lose?
00:23:26we'll take your bet
00:23:27but if our wine is the more expensive one
00:23:30what do we get in return?
00:23:32if your bottle is more expensive than mine
00:23:35then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you
00:23:40from the bottom of my heart
00:23:43ugh, boring, new rules
00:23:45if we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:23:48that Nora's trash husband is better than mine
00:23:51and I'll show him the utmost respect
00:23:53every time I see him
00:23:54but if you lose
00:23:56you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes
00:24:10market price, $200,000
00:24:13market price, $500,000
00:24:31$500,000,000? $500,000,000? $1 million?
00:24:52what are those bottles made of? Gold?
00:24:54Richard, you just don't get it
00:24:56but fine wine is the age and the terroir
00:25:00that separate the gems from the phonies
00:25:05incredible, you could buy a whole house with this kind of money
00:25:08Bianca's new husband is quite impressive
00:25:11just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne
00:25:17these bottles are reserved for Nvidica's most distinguished VIP clients
00:25:21splendid, they're expensive
00:25:24but what really matters is status and exclusivity
00:25:28couldn't agree more
00:25:30and if anyone embodies status and exclusivity
00:25:34it's us Hawthorne's
00:25:37and as for you, you bastard
00:25:41I demand an apology
00:25:46wait daddy, let's have a little fun first
00:25:49you really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:25:54insult Elvis again
00:25:55and you'll regret it
00:26:01shut it
00:26:01biggest mistake of my life
00:26:04was having a worthless daughter like you
00:26:09now
00:26:09get out of my sight
00:26:12let's just go house
00:26:13they don't deserve your gift
00:26:16wait a second sore losers
00:26:17we had a bet
00:26:19you're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes
00:26:25and while you're at it
00:26:27why don't you strip that dress down
00:26:29and clean my shoes as well
00:26:34fine
00:26:35I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis
00:26:47wait Nora
00:26:48Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet
00:26:51Elvis, you don't have to, it's fine
00:26:58price calculating
00:27:01one million?
00:27:02price calculating
00:27:03how is it still going up?
00:27:07impossible
00:27:08that's impossible
00:27:26welcome to the find your fiance AI matchmaking event
00:27:31our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates
00:27:37boss?
00:27:39no
00:27:39everything's ready to go
00:27:40are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:45it doesn't matter
00:27:46even as a janitor
00:27:47my algorithm will still pick the right person for me
00:27:50the algorithm's never wrong
00:27:51soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite
00:27:54it's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family
00:27:57excellent
00:27:58Bianca's match will take us to the top
00:28:00as for Nora
00:28:01if her match isn't powerful enough
00:28:03she's off to that old man's bed
00:28:05the moment this event wraps
00:28:07if my match today is powerful enough
00:28:10maybe I can escape the arranged marriage
00:28:14welcome
00:28:14this is my last chance
00:28:18could it be me?
00:28:20if I could marry one of them
00:28:21either one would be worth it
00:28:26congratulations Nora
00:28:28Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters
00:28:31Invitica's chief operating officer
00:28:34okay
00:28:35this might work
00:28:36and Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe
00:28:40a janitor
00:28:41how dare the AI match Nora with a billionaire
00:28:43I'm stuck with a piss poor janitor
00:28:47hey babe
00:28:48Gavin's the name
00:28:50money's the game
00:28:5110 billion a year
00:28:53to be exact
00:28:54bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me
00:28:56sir
00:28:57Gavin is Invitica's COO
00:28:59he could have seen your last year's global execs summit
00:29:01aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:29:03Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings
00:29:07their COO would never find out who I really am
00:29:13the algorithm got it all wrong
00:29:15you deserve to be with someone in your league
00:29:17not this discount Cinderella
00:29:20who doesn't love an upgrade right?
00:29:30this outcome is unexpected
00:29:31interesting
00:29:33don't worry poor little Cinderella
00:29:35the algorithm can't predict everything
00:29:38ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer
00:29:42is this really the end?
00:29:47that janitor?
00:29:48he is Bianca's match
00:29:50ah fine
00:29:51i'll take him
00:29:52my fate is mine to decide
00:29:54i'm getting married today
00:29:56what's she gonna do?
00:30:02just play along?
00:30:04what?
00:30:06what?
00:30:20what a surprise
00:30:22beautiful
00:30:23and such a fighter
00:30:25interesting
00:30:26Norah!
00:30:26the hell are you doing?
00:30:28get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:30:31what a joke
00:30:32a poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:30:38do you think maybe
00:30:41you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:42my AI didn't account for her
00:30:44which makes her the perfect test subject
00:30:47look at me princess i'm just a janitor
00:30:49your dress costs more than my life savings
00:30:52are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:58that perfect algorithm is a scam
00:31:01it knows nothing about true love
00:31:05true love can be modeled
00:31:07just requires a more complex set of code
00:31:10ok mr janitor
00:31:13i'm not some line of code though
00:31:15is she doubting my data?
00:31:17i love turning a doubter into a believer
00:31:20alright
00:31:22let's make a bet
00:31:23a one year marriage contract
00:31:25yes i've fallen in love with you
00:31:27you win
00:31:28and
00:31:28you'll get half
00:31:30everything i own
00:31:34a what?
00:31:36a mop and a bucket?
00:31:38where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:31:42tell you what
00:31:42if i fall for you
00:31:44you get half the money
00:31:46deal
00:31:48i like those odds
00:31:52i'll take this janitor's pride and his bet
00:31:55anything's better than my dad steals
00:32:05we're getting married
00:32:06no!
00:32:08no!
00:32:08no!
00:32:08no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no!
00:32:16no!
00:32:22boss that makeup took you five hours you really just gonna wash it off i need to start looking
00:32:28my best once i plant the seed of attraction in her heart it'll grow into love i'm winning this bet
00:32:37marrying the janitor you have made us the laughingstock ballad nora you tell that loser
00:32:44the marriage is off that's too bad we already signed the papers i guess i'm officially a trash trucker's
00:32:51wife fine but when it all falls apart don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness
00:32:58you throw out our luggage please no wait
00:33:18now that you're a janitor's wife you should get used to sleeping on the streets
00:33:23sure you can handle being homeless sis stay away from her bianca poverty stinks and it's contagious
00:33:33oh my god has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband i know he's off scrubbing toilets
00:33:39somewhere
00:33:45where's your beloved janitor isn't backing out now is he where are you elvis watch out
00:34:14is this the man i just married wait those eyes
00:34:23those muscles
00:34:26is this the man i just married whoa he's he's handsome
00:34:37hey are you okay why did you jump in the way i have to protect my new bride don't i
00:34:41is this
00:34:45don't fall for it nora he's just your contract husband
00:34:48winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake
00:34:52fuck the janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like nora
00:35:00what the fuck you literally just used me as a human shield
00:35:03get real babe this brain is worth billions to invidica
00:35:07not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks
00:35:10you're right brains beat looks this shit scrubber might have a nice body but his bank account is malnourished
00:35:23horses
00:35:24gavin's money really does grow on trees
00:35:27my husband is the future of silicon valley he might even surpass mr s as the richest man alive
00:35:34surpass me gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me
00:35:38mr s that's an ambitious goal
00:35:41oh look the janitor has opinions now
00:35:44either way you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me
00:35:47it's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing
00:35:49you'll see how different we really are
00:35:51a porsche doesn't make you a man
00:35:53it just makes you a coward
00:35:55in a faster car
00:35:56oh how poetic
00:35:58spoken like a true
00:35:59loser's wife
00:36:01still acting tough
00:36:02don't tell me
00:36:04you two are actually planning to walk home
00:36:09bring out my car
00:36:13this is
00:36:14where we belong
00:36:30what the hell is that thing
00:36:32a garbage truck
00:36:33for a professional garbage sweeper
00:36:36how perfect
00:36:43come on
00:36:53i'm sorry about this
00:36:54hey don't apologize
00:36:55this is super cool
00:36:57i've never been in a car like this before
00:37:25lucas i asked for a small house
00:37:27not a coffin
00:37:29it's a nice place
00:37:30for a janitor
00:37:31make yourself at home
00:37:33there's only one bedroom
00:37:34so you'll sleep there
00:37:36and i'll take the couch
00:37:37i feel bad
00:37:39making you sleep here every night
00:37:41i couldn't do that
00:37:42so you'd rather we share the bed
00:37:45no
00:37:45i i didn't mean that
00:37:47it's just i
00:37:48whatever
00:37:50makes you feel good
00:37:51i don't know
00:37:52i'm just gonna
00:37:53get some clothes out
00:37:57peach flavored lube
00:38:26you sure did come prepared
00:38:28sooner or later
00:38:28you know
00:38:32sooner or later
00:38:44i'd say the sooner the better
00:38:48i need some water
00:38:49yeah
00:38:54how cute
00:38:55i still win this round though
00:38:57it's only a matter of time
00:38:59before you fall for me
00:39:07damn it
00:39:08he goes shirtless just to fix a pipe
00:39:11well i'm not complaining
00:39:14look at this muscle
00:39:16he's too fine
00:39:21oh
00:39:22help it
00:39:24oh
00:39:25oh
00:39:31gosh
00:39:31oh
00:39:33i'm
00:39:33so sorry
00:39:34i didn't know you were there
00:39:35oh my god
00:39:38she's perfect
00:39:42if you think
00:39:43ogling after me
00:39:43after torpedoing you with water
00:39:45is gonna make me fall in love with you
00:39:46you're sorely mistaken
00:39:51like this
00:39:51i'm just gonna
00:39:55oh my
00:39:56those arms are whiter than my waist
00:40:00are janitors supposed to be built like that
00:40:03now hold still
00:40:04and
00:40:06maybe
00:40:08let me enjoy my perks
00:40:09sorry for getting you high
00:40:11i'm usually a lot better at fixing things
00:40:14no no no never
00:40:15fix your apps there
00:40:16perfect
00:40:19the pipe
00:40:20i i i i meant the pipe
00:40:22it is a pipe fixed
00:40:25um i'm just gonna go back to my room
00:40:26it's freezing here and
00:40:27i'm soaking wet so
00:40:30freezing
00:40:32well let me warm you up
00:40:37what is he trying to do to me
00:40:42all right if you want to build heat in your core you have to engage it
00:40:45sure
00:40:46yoga can keep me warm
00:40:48can you
00:40:50can you not stand so close
00:40:51how else am i supposed to correct your form
00:40:53my form
00:40:55what are you a yogi now i thought you were a janitor
00:40:57i guess i'm full surprised at
00:41:00i'm gonna spread your stance a bit
00:41:04ready
00:41:09this is punishment
00:41:11i touched his abs for three seconds
00:41:13and now his hands are grabbing my butt
00:41:16good now uh downward dog
00:41:19deeper
00:41:22i can't
00:41:24hold it
00:41:24don't come up
00:41:26please
00:41:27it hurts
00:41:29damn it nora
00:41:30don't make that noise
00:41:32wow you're a lot tighter than i thought
00:41:43heart rate 140
00:41:44respiratory rate 28%
00:41:49skin conductivity 40%
00:41:53all right your body feels a whole lot like i'm winning this bet
00:41:56no no it's the workout
00:41:59i'm gonna win the bet
00:42:01just you
00:42:02wait
00:42:05why are your hands shaking
00:42:07you mean to tell me
00:42:08that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me
00:42:12fine
00:42:13it is because of you
00:42:18but
00:42:24what about your little friend
00:42:26why is your little friend so
00:42:29hard
00:42:32she's a menace
00:42:33i was trying to break her but
00:42:36i'm the one
00:42:36losing control
00:42:41let him answer that for himself
00:42:45let him answer that for himself
00:42:47oh
00:42:48hello there buddy
00:42:51who's the one
00:42:52losing control now
00:42:58you want me more than i want you
00:43:00did the perfect algorithm predict that
00:43:02i'm gonna go shower
00:43:06alone
00:43:08no peekings
00:43:12i'm a loser huh
00:43:15we'll see about that
00:43:20hey
00:43:21so
00:43:21my dad's birthday party
00:43:23is next week
00:43:24and they're
00:43:25hosting a dinner
00:43:26um
00:43:26you want
00:43:27your husband to attend
00:43:28that's sweet
00:43:29actually
00:43:30it's just
00:43:31it's gonna be this whole
00:43:33gross wealth measuring contest
00:43:34and bianca and the others are gonna target you
00:43:36i just know it
00:43:37they're gonna make fun of your
00:43:38clothes
00:43:39your gifts
00:43:39your
00:43:40everything
00:43:42so i would embarrass you
00:43:44but no
00:43:44no it's just
00:43:46i don't want to make you go through that
00:43:51those people
00:43:52they only see dollar signs
00:43:56she's trying to protect me
00:43:57it's funny
00:43:58i don't remember seeing send nora into the lions then in our marriage contract
00:44:02why are you being so nice to me
00:44:04you don't even know me
00:44:06because you're better than all of them
00:44:10you deserve to be treated like a queen
00:44:13no one has ever stood in my corner like this
00:44:16whatever you'd say
00:44:20don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts
00:44:24they won't appreciate it anyways
00:44:32prepare the best gift you could find
00:44:34one the hawthorne family can't refuse
00:44:37and something gavin winters couldn't get his hands on
00:44:39in a million years
00:44:43this was a mistake we shouldn't have come
00:44:45it's okay babe we got this
00:45:00you ready
00:45:04you actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party
00:45:08i knew you were shameless nora
00:45:10but god
00:45:10this is a new low for you
00:45:12i'm shameless
00:45:15at least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see
00:45:19after just one week of marriage
00:45:21i don't know what you're talking about
00:45:22are you fucking hitting on me on screen
00:45:28bianca
00:45:32surprise
00:45:40you brought the janitor
00:45:42well daddy since he's already here
00:45:44i thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing
00:45:48maybe shine gavin's shoes while he's at it
00:45:51hey
00:45:52knock it off
00:45:56don't listen to them
00:45:59it's okay
00:46:02mr hawthorne
00:46:03i heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are
00:46:06so i decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection
00:46:09just for you
00:46:10good man
00:46:16excellent
00:46:18bianca sure did pick the right man to marry
00:46:20all right
00:46:21enough standing around
00:46:23let's all go inside
00:46:24come on sweetheart
00:46:28let's just go
00:46:29i am not putting up with this
00:46:31hey come on
00:46:31i didn't bring this gift for nothing
00:46:33let's just see how it goes
00:46:35i don't know this
00:46:36Elvis
00:46:47are you crazy
00:46:49pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter
00:46:51just for disinfection purposes
00:46:53with all the germs janitors pick up
00:46:56you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying
00:46:59open a window
00:47:00would you
00:47:00just gave this guy a bath
00:47:02and he still smells like shit
00:47:06Elvis may be a janitor
00:47:08but he's the cleanest one here
00:47:12gavin's been passed around like a blunt
00:47:13who knows how many STDs he has
00:47:15if anyone he's disinfecting
00:47:17it's him
00:47:19Elvis is my husband
00:47:21and you will respect him
00:47:23you little
00:47:25mom
00:47:26do something
00:47:28how dare you
00:47:29gavin's the COO of Invitica
00:47:32he keeps that whole company running
00:47:34and makes millions doing it
00:47:36that's the kind of person that deserves respect
00:47:42you are unbelievable, Nora
00:47:45it's your father's birthday
00:47:46and you show up here empty-handed
00:47:49with some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster
00:47:53you should have stayed home
00:47:54yeah
00:47:55how's your dumpster diver
00:47:56gonna scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad
00:47:59my gavin
00:48:00brought bottles of wine
00:48:02worth hundreds of thousands
00:48:04and those are just the cheap ones
00:48:09in 1945 Romani Conti
00:48:12a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc
00:48:14and in 1990 Henri Jaillet
00:48:18Richebourg Grand Cru
00:48:20impressive
00:48:21these must be your most prized collections
00:48:23well, well, well
00:48:24looks like our resident janitor
00:48:27knows about more than just scrubbing toilets
00:48:29you're right though
00:48:30those are top-of-the-line bottles
00:48:37especially this one
00:48:39Mr. Hawthorne
00:48:40they don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing
00:48:45why don't we go and open this bad boy house shelf
00:48:48splendid
00:48:54you're what every son-in-law should be
00:48:57Gavin
00:48:59man, you went all out
00:49:01put the bottle I brought
00:49:03puts yours to shame
00:49:07put the bottle I brought
00:49:09puts yours to shame
00:49:12you've got a lot of nerve
00:49:13thinking you can outdo Gavin
00:49:16let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap
00:49:24what's this?
00:49:26homemade moonshine?
00:49:28there's no label
00:49:29who knows if it's even safe
00:49:31hell, it could be full of deadly toxins
00:49:33legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo
00:49:36what are you trying to do? poison our dad?
00:49:38no, no, please
00:49:40shut up
00:49:41this is the most appalling gift
00:49:43I've ever received in my life
00:49:45now, take your
00:49:47street rat boyfriend
00:49:49and leave
00:49:52did it not occur to you
00:49:53that my bottle is unlabeled
00:49:55because it's highly exclusive
00:50:08luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner
00:50:12it's one of Invitica's newest inventions
00:50:14scan any product
00:50:16and it tells you its exact value
00:50:18doesn't even need a barcode
00:50:19this will prove that this janitor is bluffing
00:50:23Nora, how about this
00:50:25if your wine's cheaper than ours
00:50:28you and your janitor boy toy
00:50:30have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house
00:50:34why are you so obsessed with price?
00:50:37it's the thought that counts
00:50:44seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:50:47what?
00:50:48afraid you're gonna lose?
00:50:50we'll take your bet
00:50:51but if our wine is the more expensive one
00:50:54what do we get in return?
00:50:56if your bottle is more expensive than mine
00:50:59then I, Gavin Winters
00:51:02will apologize to you
00:51:04from the bottom of my heart
00:51:06ugh, boring
00:51:08new rules
00:51:09if we lose
00:51:10I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:51:13that Nora's trash husband
00:51:14is better than mine
00:51:15and I'll show him the utmost respect
00:51:17every time I see him
00:51:18but if you lose
00:51:20you have to get down
00:51:22and lick the wine off my shoes
00:51:35market price
00:51:36200 grand
00:51:51market price
00:51:52500 grand
00:51:54half a million?
00:51:56oh my goodness
00:51:57yes
00:51:58oh yes
00:52:07market price
00:52:08one million
00:52:13200,000?
00:52:14500,000?
00:52:15a million?
00:52:16what are those bottles made of?
00:52:18gold?
00:52:18Richard, you just don't get it
00:52:21with fine wine
00:52:22it's the age
00:52:23and the terroir
00:52:24that separate the gems
00:52:26from the phonies
00:52:28incredible
00:52:29you could buy a whole house
00:52:31with this kind of money
00:52:32Bianca's new husband
00:52:34is quite impressive
00:52:35just a token of my appreciation
00:52:38Mr. Hawthorne
00:52:40these bottles
00:52:42are reserved for
00:52:43Nvitica's most distinguished
00:52:44VIP clients
00:52:46splendid
00:52:47they're expensive
00:52:48but what really matters
00:52:50is status
00:52:51and exclusivity
00:52:52couldn't agree more
00:52:54and if anyone
00:52:56embodies status
00:52:57and exclusivity
00:52:58it's us Hawthorns
00:53:02and as for you
00:53:03you bastard
00:53:06I demand
00:53:07an apology
00:53:11wait daddy
00:53:12let's have a little fun first
00:53:14you really did snatch this off
00:53:16some bum
00:53:17didn't you?
00:53:18insult Elfist again
00:53:19and you'll regret it
00:53:25shut it
00:53:26biggest mistake of my life
00:53:28was having a worthless
00:53:29daughter like you
00:53:33no
00:53:34get out of my sight
00:53:36just go else
00:53:38they don't deserve
00:53:39your gift
00:53:40wait a second
00:53:41sore losers
00:53:42we had a bet
00:53:43you're not walking out of here
00:53:45until you lick the wine
00:53:46off my shoes
00:53:49and while you're at it
00:53:51why don't you strip
00:53:52that dress down
00:53:53and clean my shoes
00:53:54as well
00:53:58fun
00:53:59I'll do it
00:54:00I'll do it
00:54:00but you have
00:54:01to stop
00:54:01insulting Elvis
00:54:11wait Nora
00:54:12Nora
00:54:13we don't even know
00:54:13who the winner is yet
00:54:16Elvis
00:54:16you don't have to
00:54:17it's fine
00:54:21price calculating
00:54:24one million
00:54:26price calculating
00:54:27how is it still going up
00:54:31impossible
00:54:32that's impossible
00:54:51welcome
00:54:51to the find your fiance
00:54:53AI matchmaking event
00:54:55our super algorithm
00:54:57will match
00:54:58the Hawthorne sisters
00:54:59with their destined soulmates
00:55:02boss
00:55:02everything's ready to go
00:55:04are you sure
00:55:05you want to pose
00:55:06as a janitor
00:55:07at your own
00:55:08AI matchmaking event
00:55:09it doesn't matter
00:55:10even as a janitor
00:55:11my algorithm
00:55:12will still pick
00:55:13the right person
00:55:13for me
00:55:14the algorithm's
00:55:15never wrong
00:55:15soon the world
00:55:16will see our daughters
00:55:17match with the elite
00:55:18it's perfect branding
00:55:19for the Hawthorne family
00:55:21excellent
00:55:22Bianca's match
00:55:23will take us
00:55:24to the top
00:55:24as for Nora
00:55:25if her match
00:55:26isn't powerful enough
00:55:27she's off to that
00:55:28old man's bed
00:55:30the moment
00:55:31this event wraps
00:55:32if my match today
00:55:33is powerful enough
00:55:34maybe I can escape
00:55:35the arranged marriage
00:55:38welcome
00:55:39this is my last chance
00:55:42could it be me
00:55:43man if I could marry
00:55:45one of them
00:55:45either one
00:55:46would be worth it
00:55:50congratulations
00:55:51Nora
00:55:52Invitica AI
00:55:53has matched you
00:55:54with Gavin Winters
00:55:56Invitica's
00:55:57chief operating officer
00:55:59okay
00:55:59this might work
00:56:01and Bianca
00:56:02is matched
00:56:03with Elvis Blythe
00:56:04a janitor
00:56:05how dare the AI
00:56:06match Nora
00:56:07with a billionaire
00:56:08I'm stuck
00:56:08with a piss poor janitor
00:56:11hey babe
00:56:13Gavin's the name
00:56:14money's the game
00:56:1610 billion a year
00:56:17to be exact
00:56:18bet you're glad
00:56:19you landed on a stud
00:56:20like me
00:56:20sir Gavin is
00:56:22Invitica's COO
00:56:23he could have seen
00:56:24you at last year
00:56:24global execs summit
00:56:25aren't you afraid
00:56:26he'll recognize you
00:56:28Invitica's just one
00:56:28of many companies
00:56:29I have under
00:56:30Mr. S holdings
00:56:31their COO would never
00:56:32find out who I really am
00:56:36the algorithm got it
00:56:38all wrong
00:56:39you deserve to be with
00:56:41someone in your league
00:56:42not this discount
00:56:43Cinderella
00:56:45who doesn't love an
00:56:46upgrade right
00:56:54this outcome is unexpected
00:56:56interesting
00:56:58don't worry
00:56:58poor little Cinderella
00:57:00the algorithm
00:57:01can't predict
00:57:01everything
00:57:02ready for dad
00:57:03to marry you off
00:57:04to some old geezer
00:57:06is this really the end
00:57:11that janitor
00:57:12he is Bianca's match
00:57:14fine
00:57:14I'll take him
00:57:15my fate is mine
00:57:17to decide
00:57:18I'm getting married today
00:57:19what's she gonna do
00:57:26just play along
00:57:28what
00:57:30what a surprise
00:57:46beautiful
00:57:47and such a fighter
00:57:49interesting
00:57:50Nora
00:57:50the hell are you doing
00:57:52get that trash trucker
00:57:54away from my daughter
00:57:55now
00:57:55what a joke
00:57:57a poor janitor
00:57:58actually married
00:57:59into the Hawthorne family
00:58:02do you think maybe
00:58:05you'd consider marrying me
00:58:06my AI didn't account for her
00:58:09which makes her
00:58:10the perfect test subject
00:58:11look at me princess
00:58:12I'm just a janitor
00:58:13your dress
00:58:15costs more than my life savings
00:58:17are you sure you want to
00:58:18trade a millionaire
00:58:19for a shoebox apartment
00:58:22that perfect algorithm
00:58:24is a scam
00:58:25it knows nothing
00:58:26about true love
00:58:28true love can be modeled
00:58:30just requires a more complex
00:58:33set of code
00:58:34okay mr janitor
00:58:37i'm not some line of code though
00:58:39is she doubting my data
00:58:41i love turning a doubter into a believer
00:58:45all right
00:58:46let's make a bet
00:58:47a one-year marriage contract
00:58:49if i've fallen in love with you
00:58:51you win
00:58:52and
00:58:53you'll get half
00:58:54everything i own
00:58:58a what
00:58:59a mop and a bucket
00:59:02where does a janitor like you
00:59:04get so much confidence from
00:59:05tell you what
00:59:07if i fall for you
00:59:08you get half a money
00:59:10deal
00:59:12i like those odds
00:59:16i'll take this janitor's pride
00:59:18and his bet
00:59:19anything's better than my dad steals
00:59:29we're getting married
00:59:32victor
00:59:37let the games begin
00:59:38miss blythe
00:59:46boss that makeup took you five hours
00:59:49you really just gonna wash it off
00:59:51i need to start looking my best
00:59:53once i plant the seed of attraction in her heart
00:59:55it'll grow into love
00:59:58i'm winning this bet
01:00:01marrying the janitor
01:00:03you have made us the laughingstock valley
01:00:06nora
01:00:07you tell that loser the marriage is off
01:00:09looks too bad
01:00:11we already signed the papers
01:00:12i guess i'm officially a trash trucker's wife
01:00:16fine
01:00:17but when it all falls apart
01:00:19don't come crawling back to us
01:00:21begging for forgiveness
01:00:22you
01:00:23throw out our luggage
01:00:26please
01:00:27no
01:00:27stop
01:00:32stop
01:00:43now that you're a janitor's wife
01:00:45you should get used to sleeping on the streets
01:00:47sure you can handle being homeless
01:00:49sure you can handle being homeless sis
01:00:49stay away from her
01:00:51bianca
01:00:51poverty
01:00:52stinks
01:00:54and it's contagious
01:00:55oh my god
01:00:58has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband
01:01:01i know
01:01:02he's off scrubbing toilets somewhere
01:01:09where's your beloved janitor
01:01:11isn't backing out now is he
01:01:13where are you elvis
01:01:15watch out
01:01:39is this the man i just married
01:01:40wait
01:01:42those eyes
01:01:46those muscles
01:01:49is this the man i just married
01:01:52whoa he's
01:01:54he's handsome
01:01:59hey
01:02:01are you okay
01:02:02why did you jump in the way
01:02:03i have to protect my new bride don't i
01:02:06is this what it's like to be cared for
01:02:09no
01:02:09don't fall for it nora
01:02:11he's just your contract husband
01:02:13winning this bet
01:02:14is going to be a piece of cake
01:02:16fuck
01:02:17the janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like nora
01:02:24what the fuck
01:02:25you literally just used me as a human shield
01:02:27get real babe
01:02:28this brain is worth billions to invidica
01:02:31not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks
01:02:34you're right
01:02:35brains beat looks
01:02:37this shit scrubber might have a nice body
01:02:40but his bank account is malnourished
01:02:47horses
01:02:48gama's money really does grow on trees
01:02:51my husband is the future of silicon valley
01:02:54he might even surpass mr s as the richest man alive
01:02:58surpass me
01:03:00gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me
01:03:03mr s
01:03:04that's an ambitious goal
01:03:05oh look the janitor
01:03:07has opinions now
01:03:08either way you're nothing but a sewer rat
01:03:10next to a guy like me
01:03:11it's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing
01:03:14you'll see how different we really are
01:03:16a porsche doesn't make you a man
01:03:18it just makes you a coward
01:03:19in a faster car
01:03:21oh how poetic
01:03:22spoken like a true loser's wife
01:03:25still acting tough
01:03:26don't tell me
01:03:28you two are actually planning to walk home
01:03:33bring out my car
01:03:37this is where we go
01:03:53what the hell is that thing
01:03:56a garbage truck
01:03:58for a professional garbage sweeper
01:04:00how perfect
01:04:08come on
01:04:17i'm sorry about this
01:04:18hey don't apologize
01:04:20this is super cool
01:04:22i've never been in a car like this before
01:04:49Lucas i asked for a small house not a coffin
01:04:53it's a nice place
01:04:54for a janitor
01:04:56make yourself at home
01:04:57there's only one bedroom
01:04:58so you'll sleep there
01:05:00and i'll take the couch
01:05:02i'd feel bad making you sleep here every night
01:05:05i couldn't do that
01:05:07so you'd rather we share the bed
01:05:09no i i didn't mean that
01:05:11it's just i
01:05:13whatever makes you feel good
01:05:15i don't know
01:05:16i'm just gonna get some clothes out
01:05:21peach flavored lube
01:05:29you sure did come prepared for our first night together didn't you
01:05:33just give it back
01:05:35no give it back
01:05:37no give it back
01:05:37come on
01:05:38give it back
01:05:42wow
01:05:42this chest
01:05:44it feels amazing
01:05:46you really can't wait can you
01:05:49we're married now
01:05:51we'll use it sooner or later
01:05:53you know
01:05:56sooner or later
01:06:08i'd say the sooner the better
01:06:12i need some water
01:06:13how cute
01:06:19i still win this round though
01:06:21it's only a matter of time before you fall for me
01:06:32he goes shirtless just to fix a pipe
01:06:35well i'm not complaining
01:06:38look at this muscle
01:06:40he's too fine
01:06:45oh
01:06:46help it
01:06:56no i'm so sorry i didn't know you were there
01:06:59oh my god
01:07:02she's hot
01:07:06if you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is gonna make me fall in love with you
01:07:10you're sorely mistaken
01:07:12you're sorely mistaken
01:07:13yeah
01:07:15look this up
01:07:16i'm just gonna
01:07:17oh my
01:07:20oh my
01:07:21those arms are wider than my waist
01:07:24are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:07:28now hold still
01:07:29and
01:07:30maybe
01:07:32oh you let me enjoy my purse
01:07:34sorry
01:07:35sorry for getting you high
01:07:36i'm
01:07:36usually a lot better at fixing things
01:07:38no no no never
01:07:39fix your apps
01:07:40they're perfect
01:07:43the pipe
01:07:44i i i i i meant the pipe
01:07:46is the pipe fixed?
01:07:48um
01:07:49i'm just gonna go back to my room
01:07:51it's freezing here and
01:07:52soaking wet so
01:07:54freezing?
01:07:56well let me warm you up
01:08:01what is he trying to do to me?
01:08:06alright if you want to build heat in your core you have to engage it
01:08:09sure
01:08:11yoga can keep me warm
01:08:12can you
01:08:14can you not stand so close?
01:08:16how else am i supposed to correct your form?
01:08:18my form?
01:08:19what are you a yogi now? i thought you were a janitor
01:08:22i guess i'm full surprised it
01:08:25i'm gonna spread your stance a bit
01:08:28ready?
01:08:33this is punishment
01:08:35i touched his abs for three seconds
01:08:38and now his hands are grabbing my butt
01:08:40good now uh downward dog
01:08:42oh
01:08:43deeper
01:08:46i can't
01:08:48hold it
01:08:49don't come up
01:08:50please
01:08:51it hurts
01:08:53ah
01:08:54damn it nora
01:08:54don't make that noise
01:08:56wow you're a lot tighter than i thought
01:08:58what?
01:09:07heart rate 140
01:09:08respiratory rate 28%
01:09:13skin conductivity 40%
01:09:18alright your body feels a whole lot like i'm winning this bet
01:09:20no
01:09:21no
01:09:21no it's the workout
01:09:23i'm gonna win the bet
01:09:25just
01:09:25you
01:09:26wait
01:09:30why are your hands shaking?
01:09:31you mean to tell me
01:09:32that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:09:37kinda
01:09:37it is because of you
01:09:39it is because of you
01:09:42what?
01:09:48what about your little friend?
01:09:50why is your little friend so...
01:09:53hard?
01:09:56she's a menace
01:09:57she's a menace
01:09:58i was trying to break her but
01:10:00i'm the one
01:10:01losing control
01:10:05let him answer that for himself
01:10:09let him answer that for himself
01:10:11oh
01:10:12hello there buddy
01:10:15who's the one losing control now?
01:10:22you want me more than i want you
01:10:24did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:10:27i'm gonna go shower
01:10:30alone
01:10:32no peekings
01:10:36i'm a loser huh?
01:10:39we'll see about that
01:10:44hey
01:10:45so
01:10:46my dad's birthday party
01:10:47is next week
01:10:49and they're hosting a dinner
01:10:51um...
01:10:51you want your husband to attend?
01:10:53that's sweet
01:10:53actually
01:10:54it's just
01:10:56it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest
01:10:58and bianca and the others are gonna target you i just know it
01:11:01they're gonna make fun of your clothes
01:11:03your gifts
01:11:03your...
01:11:04everything
01:11:05everything
01:11:06so i would embarrass you
01:11:08but no
01:11:09no it's just
01:11:10i don't want to make you go through that
01:11:15those people
01:11:17they only see dollar signs
01:11:20she's trying to protect me
01:11:21it's funny i don't remember seeing send nora into the lions then in our marriage contract
01:11:27why are you being so nice to me?
01:11:28you don't even know me
01:11:30because you're better than all of them
01:11:34you deserve to be treated like a queen
01:11:37no one has ever stood in my corner like this
01:11:40whatever you'd say
01:11:44don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts
01:11:48they won't appreciate it anyways
01:11:57prepare the best gift you could find
01:11:58one the hawthorne family can't refuse
01:12:01and something gavin winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years
01:12:07this was a mistake we shouldn't have come
01:12:09it's okay babe we got this
01:12:24you ready?
01:12:28you actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:12:32i knew you were shameless nora
01:12:34but god this is a new low for you
01:12:36i'm shameless
01:12:39at least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see
01:12:43after just one week of marriage
01:12:45i don't know what you're talking about
01:12:47are you fucking cheating on me?
01:12:49on screen?
01:12:52Bianca!
01:12:56surprise
01:13:04you brought the janitor?
01:13:06well daddy since he's already here
01:13:08i thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing
01:13:12maybe shine gavin's shoes while he's at it
01:13:16hey knock it off
01:13:20don't listen to them
01:13:24it's okay
01:13:26mr hawthorne i heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are
01:13:30so i decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you
01:13:34good man
01:13:40excellent
01:13:42Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry
01:13:44alright
01:13:46enough standing around
01:13:47let's all go inside
01:13:48come on sweetheart
01:13:52let's just go
01:13:53i am not putting up with this
01:13:55hey come on i didn't bring this gift for nothing
01:13:57let's just see how it goes
01:13:59i don't Elvis
01:14:00Elvis
01:14:11are you crazy?
01:14:13pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter
01:14:15just for disinfection purposes
01:14:17with all the germs janitors pick up?
01:14:20you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying
01:14:23open a window
01:14:24would you?
01:14:25just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit
01:14:31Elvis may be a janitor
01:14:32but he's the cleanest one here
01:14:36Gavin's been passed around like a blunt
01:14:38who knows how many STDs he has
01:14:39if anyone needs disinfecting
01:14:42it's him
01:14:44Elvis is my husband
01:14:46and you will respect him
01:14:48you little
01:14:50mom! do something!
01:14:52how dare you?
01:14:54Gavin's the COO of Invitica
01:14:56he keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it
01:15:00that's the kind of person that deserves respect
01:15:06you are unbelievable Nora
01:15:09it's your father's birthday and you show up here empty handed
01:15:13with some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster
01:15:17you should have stayed home
01:15:18yeah! how's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
01:15:24my Gavin?
01:15:25brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands
01:15:28and those are just the cheap ones
01:15:341945 Romani Conti
01:15:361961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc
01:15:39and in 1990 Henri Jaillet
01:15:42Richebourg Grand Cru
01:15:44impressive
01:15:45these must be your most priced collections
01:15:47well well well
01:15:49looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets
01:15:54you are right though
01:15:55those are top of the line bottles
01:16:02especially this one
01:16:03Mr. Hawthorne
01:16:05they don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing
01:16:09why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
01:16:13splendid
01:16:19you're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin
01:16:23man, you went all out
01:16:26but the bottle I brought
01:16:27puts yours to shame
01:16:31but the bottle I brought
01:16:33puts yours to shame
01:16:36you've got a lot of nerve
01:16:37thinking you can outdo Gavin
01:16:40let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap
01:16:48what's this?
01:16:50homemade moonshine?
01:16:52there's no label
01:16:54who knows if it's even safe
01:16:55hell it could be full of deadly toxins
01:16:57legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo
01:17:00what are you trying to do? poison our dad?
01:17:03no, no please
01:17:04shut up
01:17:05this is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life
01:17:09now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave
01:17:16did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled
01:17:19because it's highly exclusive
01:17:32luckily, I have this AI powered scanner
01:17:36it's one of NVIDICA's newest inventions
01:17:38scan any product and it tells you its exact value
01:17:42doesn't even need a barcode
01:17:44this will prove that this janitor is bluffing
01:17:47Nora, how about this?
01:17:50if your wine's cheaper than ours
01:17:52you and your janitor boy toy
01:17:54have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house
01:17:58why are you so obsessed with price?
01:18:01it's the thought that counts
01:18:08seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:18:11what? afraid you're gonna lose?
01:18:14we'll take your bet
01:18:16but if our wine is the more expensive one
01:18:18what do we get in return?
01:18:21if your bottle is more expensive than mine
01:18:24then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you
01:18:28from the bottom of my heart
01:18:31ugh, boring, new rules
01:18:33if we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
01:18:37that Nora's trash husband is better than mine
01:18:39and I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him
01:18:42but if you lose
01:18:45you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes
01:18:59market price, $200,000
01:19:01market price, $500,000
01:19:06market price, $500,000
01:19:38$500,000
01:19:39what are those bottles made of, gold?
01:19:43Richard, you just don't get it
01:19:45with fine wine it's the age
01:19:47and the terroir
01:19:48that separate the gems
01:19:51from the phonies
01:19:53incredible, you could buy a whole house with this kind of money
01:19:56Bianca's new husband is quite impressive
01:20:00just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne
01:20:05these bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients
01:20:10split
01:20:11they're expensive
01:20:13but what really matters is status
01:20:15and exclusivity
01:20:17couldn't agree more
01:20:19and if anyone embodies status and exclusivity
01:20:23it's us Hawthorns
01:20:26and as for you, you bastard
01:20:30I demand an apology
01:20:35wait daddy, let's have a little fun first
01:20:38you really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
01:20:43insult Elvis again
01:20:44and you'll regret it
01:20:49shut it
01:20:50biggest mistake of my life
01:20:52was having a worthless daughter like you
01:20:57now, get out of my sight
01:21:00just go Elvis
01:21:02they don't deserve your gift
01:21:04wait a second sore losers
01:21:06we had a bet
01:21:08you're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes
01:21:14and while you're at it
01:21:15why don't you strip that dress down
01:21:17and clean my shoes as well
01:21:22fun
01:21:23I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis
01:21:35wait, Nora
01:21:36Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet
01:21:40Elvis, you don't have to, it's fine
01:21:46price calculator
01:21:49one million?
01:21:51price calculator
01:21:51how is it still going up?
01:21:55impossible
01:21:56impossible
01:21:57that's impossible
01:21:58no
01:21:59no
01:22:00no
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