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Oops, I Married My Bestie's Brother
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00:00:21Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night, what happened?
00:00:40Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:01:00Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh
00:01:03my god, hi, I miss you.
00:01:07Yes, okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:12You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:16Your new car smells really good by the way.
00:01:18And so familiar.
00:01:21Ugh, it's my older brother's car, mine is in the shop.
00:01:23Well, I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:25Wish I didn't.
00:01:27But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:37Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:38How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:42know?
00:01:45Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:50You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:52Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:58I'm staging an intervention.
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:00Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:03You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:05I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:07You are my- hey, look at me.
00:02:09Look at me.
00:02:09You are my best friend.
00:02:11Got it?
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:16Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:18Sorry in advance.
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21Here we are.
00:02:22I'm gonna puke.
00:02:23Oh, window, window.
00:02:37This is modest?
00:02:39Oh!
00:02:40You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:46Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:50Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:57Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:59Go!
00:03:00Now!
00:03:06Who's that?
00:03:07That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:09And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:11You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:14Plague?
00:03:15God!
00:03:16Why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:17This is where you grew up.
00:03:18Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:22And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:25Ooh!
00:03:25It's nice.
00:03:27Shall we?
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:29Yeah, sure.
00:03:32Here it is.
00:03:34The guest house.
00:03:37Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:39I love it.
00:03:46I just want the best for you.
00:03:48No one should feel alone.
00:03:50Especially not at your age.
00:03:53The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:55I can feel it.
00:03:56Ah!
00:03:57Come to Pierce's show tonight, and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:02I know, girl.
00:04:03I'm speechless, too.
00:04:05No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:10Why not?
00:04:13Because...
00:04:16Because I'm married.
00:04:20Because I'm married.
00:04:23What?!
00:04:23Ah!
00:04:24What do you mean who?
00:04:26What?
00:04:26Where?
00:04:27Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Is that him?
00:04:31Show me!
00:04:32Show me to me!
00:04:32Please, Elle!
00:04:35Holy...
00:04:37Shit!
00:04:39Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:42You know that police's starting price is like $50,000?!
00:04:45$50,000?!
00:04:46No!
00:04:47No!
00:04:47I can't!
00:04:48I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller!
00:04:51I'm sorry, wait!
00:04:52Are you serious?!
00:04:53You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:55He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love on you!
00:04:58I'll handle this!
00:04:59Community, don't...
00:05:01Don't...
00:05:01Yes, I want the biggest rock they have!
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C!
00:05:05The biggest!
00:05:06And spare no expense!
00:05:09Do not send that.
00:05:11Do not...
00:05:12Do not...
00:05:14Do not...
00:05:14Take it!
00:05:16Oh my God!
00:05:17Too late!
00:05:18If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:23he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:26You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:31And spare no expense!
00:05:34Why would they be together?
00:05:36Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:38No.
00:05:39Definitely not.
00:05:41Oh, well...
00:05:41How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:45Yeah, how nice.
00:05:47Mmm.
00:05:48Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:50You idiot!
00:05:51Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?!
00:06:00Take this one.
00:06:01What would you like the card to say?
00:06:072L...
00:06:07...for Mr. C.
00:06:12Okay, well...
00:06:14I am gonna go get a facial, and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:18It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:19Doors always open.
00:06:21I know how you like that.
00:06:22Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:23I love you!
00:06:24Love you!
00:06:27You need a nap.
00:06:32Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:35So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:36As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:37Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:39Okay, good.
00:06:40Go.
00:06:40Go.
00:06:55I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:58And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:08Shhhhhh.
00:07:08Shhhhhh.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42I need...
00:07:45Ow.
00:07:55Oh no.
00:07:57How did...
00:07:59How did he know where I am?
00:08:02Cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:06911.
00:08:07What's your emergency?
00:08:08Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive?
00:08:11Please?
00:08:11I got...
00:08:13I have a stalker.
00:08:14And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry.
00:08:19Quick.
00:08:19Quick.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Okay, breathe.
00:08:22Just calm down.
00:08:23Help.
00:08:27Who?
00:08:29Who called the cops?
00:08:31No, you're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:35You're fine.
00:08:36Whoa!
00:08:37What are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh my god, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:53What?
00:08:53Al?
00:08:53Al?
00:08:54What are you doing?
00:08:55Calm down.
00:08:55Put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:59You're a creep.
00:09:00I didn't follow you.
00:09:01Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't.
00:09:02This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:04Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:06I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:08Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10It is.
00:09:11It is.
00:09:12I'm...
00:09:13I'm...
00:09:13What are you doing here?
00:09:13I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:13I am...
00:09:14her brother's manager.
00:09:17You...
00:09:18That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:20And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22Oh.
00:09:24You manage...
00:09:25Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:27Yes!
00:09:28For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:31Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38So you're not...
00:09:39a stalker?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43Yeah, good.
00:09:44Disarm your lamp.
00:09:45I'm...
00:09:46disarming.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:48Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:50So, okay.
00:09:52We're...
00:09:53Both...
00:09:54living here.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Yup.
00:09:57Yup.
00:09:57And I...
00:09:58clearly made a mistake.
00:10:01So I'm gonna...
00:10:04LAPD.
00:10:06Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13Why?
00:10:14Well...
00:10:15I thought you were stuck in...
00:10:16Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:18What?
00:10:18Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here!
00:10:19Well, I know that now!
00:10:21Hello?
00:10:23I...
00:10:23I'm coming, officer!
00:10:25Just...
00:10:28What?
00:10:29Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:30We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:33Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:36Yeah, that's...
00:10:37That's a funny story, actually.
00:10:39Uh, this is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:46Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:48I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:51Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:56I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:04Uh, the thing is...
00:11:05It was me, officer.
00:11:08Ha!
00:11:08Ha!
00:11:09Ha!
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who...
00:11:13resides here?
00:11:14It was an honest mistake.
00:11:18Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:23Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how's your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one walls.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way, I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:12:00Rita's?
00:12:01For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:34Hey, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is just such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:47And here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:57Who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:02Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:10What?
00:13:12I think I'm gonna grow up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:16You doing, I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:18You doing it, it's gonna make...
00:13:20Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:22Yeah, just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe, okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C.
00:13:32Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:42What?
00:13:43Clearly?
00:13:44I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:45My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:48And that's fine.
00:13:49But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:51I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55What?
00:13:57Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny yet.
00:14:04Not funny, not funny.
00:14:04Mm-hmm.
00:14:05So I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah?
00:14:12How do you mean for a fact?
00:14:13Mm-hmm.
00:14:14How?
00:14:15Because you make me feel fixed.
00:14:19Okay.
00:14:30So, so, here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:32I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm gonna go pack my things, and then I'm gonna get a lawyer, and then he's gonna-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:39No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taking care on my own, and I think-
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:44You don't stop talking.
00:14:45Stop, let me go!
00:14:46No!
00:14:47No!
00:14:47Put me down!
00:14:48Oh my god!
00:14:54Oh!
00:14:55Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:08All right?
00:15:09What am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:13Okay, just dirt.
00:15:14Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:19Nothing but exposed rhubarb and trenches.
00:15:24So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:28You're neither.
00:15:29Right?
00:15:30My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something that
00:15:37you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:41Look, Elle.
00:15:43I'm a rational man.
00:15:45The fact that you and I are living here in LA, where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:53The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:55Yeah, they are.
00:15:56But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:02How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:07Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:13What are you proposing?
00:16:1530 days.
00:16:16We give it a shot.
00:16:17Okay?
00:16:18We don't tell anybody.
00:16:19Oof.
00:16:19And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:31So like a 30 day trial?
00:16:34I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:36Yeah.
00:16:37You are.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:40This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:44Higher stakes.
00:16:47Getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:51If that's what you're worried about, Elle.
00:16:53I mean, that's life.
00:17:08All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:10You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1730 days.
00:17:19And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:23And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:27Got it?
00:17:28Fine.
00:17:28I accept your terms.
00:17:30But I have terms of my own.
00:17:37I have terms of my own.
00:17:39Of course you do.
00:17:41Okay?
00:17:41Term number one.
00:17:42We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:44Not to start.
00:17:46No.
00:17:46That is not a weird ask.
00:17:47Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:49We're not in the medieval.
00:17:51Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:52Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Do you not?
00:17:57Weird.
00:17:58No.
00:17:59Term number two.
00:18:01One night a week.
00:18:03Date night.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:077 p.m.
00:18:08Okay?
00:18:09If you're buying.
00:18:11Term number three.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:13We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:15We should be intimate.
00:18:17Excuse me?
00:18:17How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:21Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:24No.
00:18:24I've never had one.
00:18:26What?
00:18:30I've never had one.
00:18:31No time.
00:18:32Or interest.
00:18:34I mean, till now.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37Awesome.
00:18:38I'm your first pancake.
00:18:39That's awesome.
00:18:40We're doomed.
00:18:41Damn.
00:18:41Those are my terms.
00:18:42One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:46You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:49My answer?
00:18:51No.
00:18:53We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:56Tortoise pace.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:58Fossil pace.
00:19:00Slow.
00:19:19What was that?
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You just.
00:19:23You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:28Okay.
00:19:29We can keep turning.
00:19:31two date nights.
00:19:33But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:36And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:45OK.
00:19:47Oh, and for the love of god, what is your name?
00:19:50Your real name?
00:19:51It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:20:03I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, Al.
00:20:07I won't screw this up.
00:20:24Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:27No.
00:20:27Oh, no!
00:20:33Oh, I'm going to kill him.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:47Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50Start the day off right, huh?
00:20:53You got, OK, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:56I'm a little bit more, I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:02No.
00:21:05No.
00:21:06He says no.
00:21:08Wow, OK, yeah, because you need to sleep.
00:21:10You need to sleep.
00:21:11You need to sleep.
00:21:12I'm a photographer, I don't even get to sleep.
00:21:13No!
00:21:196 in the morning, stupid.
00:21:22Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:27Don't break the music.
00:21:32Let me be real.
00:21:32Well, I don't know-
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:56Excuse me for dancing.
00:21:59No!
00:22:00No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:02I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:06What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09No!
00:22:12Fine.
00:22:18Totally.
00:22:19No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:26One night a week.
00:22:28Date night.
00:22:307pm, okay?
00:23:04ベスト diferente
00:23:059pm
00:23:07Mario
00:23:10You'll be back to my house scapeanoia.
00:23:11You did it so hard to have done my life dancing together.
00:23:24To the realize you weren't supposed to be absent.
00:23:54You
00:24:04Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet of all times?
00:24:08Good morning to you, too.
00:24:10And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the
00:24:14loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:19A wellness event?
00:24:20Yes.
00:24:21With who?
00:24:22My friend Kennedy.
00:24:28What? What are you thinking?
00:24:30No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:35I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:38Why, are you jealous?
00:24:40No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:53You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:56This is me.
00:24:57Hmm.
00:24:57Take it or leave it.
00:24:59Trust me.
00:25:00I plan to leave it.
00:25:01Well, have fun working.
00:25:06Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:11God, he's boring.
00:25:24So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:27Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:33Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:36Oh, idea.
00:25:46We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:54Um, so true, girl.
00:25:56We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:25:58Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:06So, what's he really like? If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:15Complicated.
00:26:16He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:20He works...
00:26:21A lot.
00:26:22I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:24Of course he was!
00:26:26Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:27He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh.
00:26:33God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:46Hey, hey. You okay?
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:53I'm gonna go.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:57I'm gonna go get some air.
00:26:59Okay.
00:26:59Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:01I'm okay.
00:27:02I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:08Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:11TBD.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:34Hi, hi.
00:27:35Hey.
00:27:36Don't sleep.
00:27:37Don't sleep, though.
00:27:38Actual magic mushrooms.
00:27:41And then...
00:27:42Oh, yeah.
00:27:44Yeah, yeah.
00:27:45A healthy dose.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:49Shh.
00:27:50Be well, either, sister.
00:27:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:27:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:58I don't know.
00:27:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:05I have to go.
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:23Oh.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:26Thank you for driving me.
00:28:29Do I owe you anything?
00:28:31I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:36Oh, he saved me.
00:28:39My angel.
00:28:42Oh, my.
00:29:00Oliver?
00:29:03Oliver!
00:29:08Hey, big boy.
00:29:11You look.
00:29:15Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:19My big love.
00:29:21Are you high?
00:29:24Wow.
00:29:26This is just so crazy, because earlier her face was turning into yours,
00:29:32and now your face is turning into hers,
00:29:34and it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:40God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:45Chocolate, baby.
00:29:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:53Oh, my God.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55No, no, no, wait.
00:29:56It's fine.
00:29:57It's fine.
00:29:58It's a little base.
00:29:59Everything's fine.
00:30:00No.
00:30:01No, it's not.
00:30:03It's not.
00:30:04It's everything.
00:30:06It's us.
00:30:07It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:10I wanted this to work.
00:30:12I did so badly.
00:30:16Oliver.
00:30:17I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:29are you okay?
00:30:36It's okay.
00:30:40Get it all out.
00:30:41Here, I got your little ponytail.
00:30:43No.
00:30:55So?
00:30:58Should we talk about it?
00:31:01No.
00:31:02I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:08Oh, no.
00:31:10No, no, no.
00:31:10Not...
00:31:11Not that.
00:31:14Um...
00:31:15This...
00:31:17This is...
00:31:19It's wrong.
00:31:22What? Why wrong?
00:31:25Come on, Oliver.
00:31:27You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:33I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for, what, two weeks?
00:31:42And we are already irritating the hem out of each other.
00:31:46I don't know, I think if this was one of my friends, I would...
00:31:49I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:51I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:31:59So, um...
00:32:01I don't know, I think maybe at the 30 days...
00:32:07We should be done.
00:32:09Officially.
00:32:15Oliver?
00:32:20Oliver?
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:24Affirmative.
00:32:25That's what you want.
00:32:28I-I think it's what makes sense.
00:32:33I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:38Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:41Yeah, go for it.
00:32:42I just wanna watch...
00:32:43Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:46Clippers game?
00:32:48You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:49Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 and send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:57Okay, then.
00:32:59Pass the ball!
00:33:01Peterson always does this.
00:33:03Hogs the ball every time.
00:33:04Thank you!
00:33:05I-I literally say this!
00:33:07Alright?
00:33:09Go, go, go.
00:33:10Go, go, go.
00:33:11Go, go, go.
00:33:12Yes!
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:16Clippers win!
00:33:28It's a good game.
00:33:30Good defense.
00:33:32Yeah.
00:33:36Great game.
00:33:40El.
00:33:43I-I-I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:46I wanna see this whole thing through.
00:33:48The whole 30 days.
00:33:51It's...
00:33:52It's prudent.
00:33:54It's prudent?
00:33:56Really?
00:33:57Shut up!
00:33:57Come on, you-
00:33:58Stop!
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:34:00Wait, okay, but...
00:34:01I wanna ask you a question.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03What was your first impression of me?
00:34:07It's not hard!
00:34:08Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:10We can really love it.
00:34:11Ready?
00:34:11Vegas.
00:34:14Hotel bar.
00:34:16Lights are low.
00:34:17It's very impromptu.
00:34:18Very chaotic.
00:34:20And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:22You see a little, pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:24By herself.
00:34:25An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:28But what do you think?
00:34:31What's wrong?
00:34:37Pierce.
00:34:38Dude!
00:34:39Where the hell are you?
00:34:40Doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:42I need you here now.
00:34:43Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:44I'm on my way.
00:34:46I'm so sorry.
00:34:47Um, Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:48I have to go.
00:34:49No, I know.
00:34:50Um, I think I'm coming with ya.
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:55You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:56Let's go.
00:34:58Awesome.
00:34:59Okay.
00:34:59I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:02Mm-hmm.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:05Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:07In the same room.
00:35:08What could go wrong?
00:35:18Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:21I need you to stay here.
00:35:22I have to go talk to them.
00:35:24Okay?
00:35:24Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:26What, Oliver?
00:35:29Kennedy's gone.
00:35:34Excuse me.
00:35:37Are you lost?
00:35:38You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:40No.
00:35:41No, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:43Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:44The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:47Go get Pierce's wardrobe!
00:35:48Uh...
00:35:48Go! Now!
00:35:50So sorry, Mr...
00:35:51Go! Now!
00:35:53Unprofessional!
00:35:55I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:02You know you can be really...
00:36:05scary.
00:36:07Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:09Elle!
00:36:10I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:12No.
00:36:12Where are you, girly?
00:36:14You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:15And she...
00:36:17Elle!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:20I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:23I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:24I know.
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:25Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:28I know.
00:36:28Same thing.
00:36:29Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:30I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:31No, no, no.
00:36:31Why?
00:36:32Why not?
00:36:32Oh, why?
00:36:33Because you're married?
00:36:34Come on, Elle!
00:36:36That is just a fantasy.
00:36:39Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:43Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:45After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:55Okay.
00:36:55Just talk to the label guys.
00:36:57Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:00I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like, sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:04Hmm.
00:37:05Basic brand marketing.
00:37:06You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:08Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:11You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:16I'm seeing someone.
00:37:17What?
00:37:18Who?
00:37:19What's her name?
00:37:21Here.
00:37:22Open up.
00:37:23I want you to meet my friend, Elle!
00:37:25Oh, okay.
00:37:28I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:30Open the door, or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:33Three, two, one!
00:37:39Two, one!
00:37:41You owe me.
00:37:43What's up?
00:37:45What took you so long?
00:37:46Uh, nothing.
00:37:47I was just, uh, practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:50What's up?
00:37:51Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:52Craze fan?
00:37:53Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:54Not exactly.
00:37:56Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:00Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:02Hey.
00:38:04Hey.
00:38:05So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:08Uh, yeah.
00:38:09I am so sorry.
00:38:10I'm sorry!
00:38:11Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:13Excuse me.
00:38:21Let's roll.
00:38:23Artists have, uh, parties and schedules.
00:38:26Mm-hmm.
00:38:28Is he flirting with me?
00:38:32Sorry.
00:38:34That was rude, right?
00:38:36It was okay.
00:38:38Do you want me to shut fire?
00:38:39No, no.
00:38:39Do not fire anybody.
00:38:40No.
00:38:43Sorry, this might be too forward, and you probably get it all the time, but you are
00:38:49insanely beautiful.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52Definitely flirting.
00:38:54Do you want to hear nuptials really?
00:38:56Can.
00:38:56Stop.
00:38:59Oh, Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:02I am just going to put myself under radar.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:07Cool.
00:39:09No, I got you too.
00:39:11Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage.
00:39:14You're on in five minutes.
00:39:16Well, I hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:21Don't leave this time.
00:39:23And maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:31He is totally into you.
00:39:33I totally predicted this.
00:39:35Am I psych?
00:39:37Maybe this was a sign.
00:39:39Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:47He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:48Sorry, husband.
00:39:50I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:51Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:56Look, he's not really like all that.
00:39:58He's better.
00:39:59How do you know?
00:40:00It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:03Right.
00:40:04Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:06Right.
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:12Ready?
00:40:13Hide.
00:40:14Let's go.
00:40:15Why did she do that?
00:40:17Okay.
00:40:18Here we go.
00:40:18Get ready.
00:40:20Oh, this.
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:22This looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:25Yes.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:28Oh, God.
00:40:29That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:32No.
00:40:34How did it get worse?
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:38Oh, my God.
00:40:45Oh, my God.
00:40:48Okay.
00:40:49Well, we already missed out the show.
00:40:50Oh, who cares?
00:40:51I've seen it a million times.
00:40:52And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:55Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:40:57Oliver.
00:40:58Ugh.
00:40:59Right.
00:41:00Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you.
00:41:02Uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:05Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:06You know?
00:41:07Like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out, like,
00:41:11spiraling beforehand.
00:41:12And he needed a break.
00:41:14But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:18Like, who does that, right?
00:41:20Ugh.
00:41:20I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:22Hm.
00:41:23She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:26Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:29I've been thinking, and I think...
00:41:32I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:35Good for you, girl.
00:41:37Yes!
00:41:39Feminism.
00:41:40Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:41:41You don't want anything, right?
00:41:42No, I'm good.
00:41:43I'm gonna wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:44Okay, back in five.
00:41:52Fairy tales don't exist.
00:41:55No.
00:42:00You clean up nice.
00:42:06Well, you came back.
00:42:08How kind.
00:42:09I deserve that.
00:42:11You ditched me.
00:42:13Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:15Am I not, what, posh?
00:42:16No, no, no.
00:42:18Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:20I can't...
00:42:21Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:25Come on a date with me.
00:42:27A real one.
00:42:28Right now.
00:42:29Right now.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Right now.
00:42:34Do I trust him?
00:42:43I'm gonna drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:45Very good time.
00:42:47You ready?
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:54Fancy.
00:42:55I'll try.
00:42:58You know, this is so weird.
00:43:00What?
00:43:01Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:03Have you ever met him?
00:43:05He's just never there.
00:43:07Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:12So, where are we going?
00:43:24You ready?
00:43:26Oh, God.
00:43:28He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:33You ready?
00:43:35An abandoned construction site.
00:43:36AKA, a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:40That's...
00:43:40You're perfect.
00:43:41It's my house.
00:43:42Or, it will be soon.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:48That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:52Think about that?
00:43:54That's a really good idea.
00:43:56A perk of being a creative.
00:43:58Mr. Business.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:01Show me around.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:09Okay, so...
00:44:11Give me the vision.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:13I'm trying a picture.
00:44:15Here.
00:44:16This is where the couch would go.
00:44:17Oh, right here.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:19This is where the projector would be.
00:44:21Projector.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:23Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:24No.
00:44:26I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games.
00:44:28And you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:29Okay.
00:44:30If I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:33Okay, yeah.
00:44:33I was a travesty.
00:44:34Of course.
00:44:38I thought this was over, but now...
00:44:40What's happening between us?
00:44:45Okay, so...
00:44:46What about this?
00:44:49I mean, that's easy.
00:44:50That...
00:44:50Oh, it's easy.
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:53That'd be your spot.
00:44:55I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:44:58You can hang up your prints.
00:45:00I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop and that's where
00:45:05you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:06How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:09I may have looked at your website.
00:45:12Oh my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:13No, I'm not.
00:45:14That's your thing.
00:45:15I'm researched, okay?
00:45:16Big difference.
00:45:17I don't know about that.
00:45:22I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:28Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:32You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:36And I know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:41Like right now.
00:45:44I know.
00:45:44Like that's really sweet.
00:45:48More than just my manners.
00:45:50I know.
00:45:52But what I don't know is...
00:45:58What you want.
00:46:01Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:05You.
00:46:07Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:23Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:23In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:27I was falling for him.
00:46:30There's no doubt about it.
00:46:31I don't know.
00:46:43I am.
00:46:46I am.
00:46:47I am.
00:46:50I am.
00:46:54I am.
00:46:55I am.
00:46:56I am.
00:46:58I am.
00:47:05Sex and a construction site.
00:47:07We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:10So irresponsible.
00:47:11I know.
00:47:12Ooh.
00:47:15Oliver?
00:47:16Yeah?
00:47:17Can you tell me something?
00:47:19Hmm?
00:47:19Just about you.
00:47:21I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:27Now I got you too.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29Why was he texting her?
00:47:35Not much to know.
00:47:37No, there's a lot.
00:47:38I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:41What's your family like?
00:47:43You can't tell her.
00:47:44Not now.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:52I'm so sorry.
00:47:53I have a family emergency.
00:47:55I have to go.
00:47:55You okay?
00:47:56Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:47:57It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:47:59Okay?
00:48:00I'll be in touch.
00:48:06I'll be in touch.
00:48:09God.
00:48:10El, what are you doing?
00:48:15God.
00:48:23Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:26What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:27What's going on?
00:48:27It's rebranding.
00:48:29That's the emergency.
00:48:31We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:37starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:41Great.
00:48:42Rebranding.
00:48:43We can do that.
00:48:43Look.
00:48:44I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:47I need you all on board.
00:48:49Okay, okay, mom.
00:48:51I'm here.
00:48:51What's the big emergency?
00:48:53What the hell are you doing here?
00:48:56Hi, sis.
00:49:00Hi, sis.
00:49:02Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:04This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:07I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:09I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:11Wow.
00:49:12Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:14How dare you?
00:49:14Stop it.
00:49:15The both of you.
00:49:17We need to come together as a family.
00:49:21Give your sister a hug.
00:49:23Put your feud in the past.
00:49:25Yeah, big bro.
00:49:26Come on.
00:49:27Give me a hug.
00:49:32You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:34Challenge accepted, Brat.
00:49:38So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:47wholesome.
00:49:48It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:50Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:49:56Yes, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:50:00Oh, God, please, don't say it.
00:50:02Elle, my friend Elle can do it.
00:50:04I am so fucked.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:12Why?
00:50:13Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:14My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:16No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:19Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:21We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:24Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:26Well, I for one would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:28I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:31You're what?
00:50:32Why do you care?
00:50:33What's the problem?
00:50:34Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:37After last night?
00:50:38I don't.
00:50:39I...
00:50:40I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:42Elle spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:45Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:49Great.
00:50:49It's settled down.
00:50:5110 a.m. tomorrow.
00:50:55This is gonna reveal everything.
00:51:04Last night was incredible.
00:51:13Then the mysterious I'll be in touch.
00:51:16Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:17And why was he so amazing, and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:23Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:24Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:26Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:31Oliver?
00:51:31Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:33Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:34I don't know, Miss.
00:51:35Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:38Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:40Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:43Just...
00:51:49Why is Kennedy's family company sending all over this?
00:51:56Hey, Ken.
00:51:58Okay, don't scream.
00:51:59I have news.
00:52:00What now, another ayahuasca mixing?
00:52:02No, better.
00:52:03My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:07A family feature on my family.
00:52:10Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:12I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her mask.
00:52:16Get it right or do not come back to your next shit.
00:52:19Wow.
00:52:19I can't imagine why.
00:52:21So?
00:52:22So?
00:52:24Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:32Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:35Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:38That's why you called.
00:52:39You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:42Duh, bitch!
00:52:45This is huge!
00:52:46This is a major, like, like, career defining.
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:52:50Yes, I will be there.
00:52:51I will so do it, of course.
00:52:52Yes!
00:52:53Okay, let's go!
00:52:56Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:01Okay, go on.
00:53:03Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:07But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:12Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:16But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:18Okay, weird.
00:53:20That's fine.
00:53:20Yay!
00:53:21Okay!
00:53:21I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:24Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:32I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:36And Oliver's going to float.
00:53:47She's so excited.
00:53:49This one unraveled everything I've kept hidden.
00:53:56So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:53:59Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:01Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key.
00:54:03I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:05Why would you do that?
00:54:06Maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:08Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:12You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:13You rarely do.
00:54:14For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:19Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:25She told you that.
00:54:27Duh.
00:54:28I'm her best friend.
00:54:30She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:33I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:38Well, I'm out.
00:54:40I have a facial.
00:54:45All good.
00:54:46Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:49So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:53You're a multimillionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:54:58You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:00Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:02Good.
00:55:02Bring her in.
00:55:03Mom, I...
00:55:13Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:19Oliver.
00:55:21Oliver.
00:55:21Oliver.
00:55:26Elle.
00:55:30Elle.
00:55:31Elle.
00:55:33Elle.
00:55:34Elle.
00:55:38Elle.
00:55:41Elle.
00:55:42Elle.
00:55:45Elle.
00:55:57hey hey you don't mind helping nah come on i just need to get this to the rental shop before
00:56:03it
00:56:03closes so gotta support the arts right uh yeah thank you
00:56:10she took the date with him of course maybe i should just let him have her from the start
00:56:19it was my right one thank you so much for helping out today oh come on it's no big deal
00:56:25plus uh i will
00:56:26take any excuse i can to uh jam out the blink 182 for the record yeah so i guess we
00:56:32uh we have that in
00:56:42common
00:56:43and we did but maybe i liked not always having something in common you okay yeah of course
00:56:55i'm really excited to photograph your family but i am super nervous ah come on well maybe this is
00:57:01your sign you got to uh let me take you out for a drink tonight so we can loosen up
00:57:05those nerves
00:57:10i'm flattered but i'm kind of seeing someone oh kennedy she no i know i know it's complicated
00:57:19i thank you really he's a very lucky guy thanks see ya bye
00:57:32i cannot believe i'm getting paid to do what i love and i'm falling for someone
00:57:47the number you have dialed is unavailable to leave a message
00:58:10everything okay sexy yeah everything's fine
00:58:15if el can move on so can i cheers cheers
00:58:27you got this yeah got this
00:58:32are we ready i've only got an hour to get this kennedy
00:58:36ken yeah text your brother make sure he's on time
00:58:40and sweetie add a little lip liner you'll look washed out without it
00:58:48hey girl you okay yeah it's just my mom is all stressed out and oliver is late of course
00:58:55wait why would oliver come to the family photo shoot why would pierce's music manager need to be here
00:59:02all right places everyone
00:59:05all right all right all right all right the attractive one is here nobody panic
00:59:13where is he where's oliver
00:59:15wait sorry why would you need
00:59:30what are you doing here okay i can explain finally
00:59:35we've been waiting
00:59:38el you've now officially met oliver
00:59:42my older brother
00:59:44my older brother
00:59:47wait wait wait wait
00:59:48el
00:59:49wait what's going on
00:59:53i am so familiar
00:59:54it's my older brother's car
00:59:56kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:59:58you want to avoid him like the plague
01:00:01the last person to bring a date around here is all
01:00:03go get pierce's wardrobe
01:00:05can you tell me something
01:00:06just about you i feel like i don't know anything about you
01:00:10and then everything clicked
01:00:12because that's the thing about great things
01:00:14the other shoe always drops
01:00:16you're my best friend's brother
01:00:25you're my best friend's brother
01:00:28what is going on
01:00:30he's the guy i married
01:00:32why would you not tell me that pierce's music manager is also your brother
01:00:36i assumed you knew
01:00:38no why didn't you tell me that you married pierce's manager
01:00:41because you clearly hated him
01:00:42and i wanted to decide on my own terms if i should divorce him or not
01:00:46yeah we obviously made your decision
01:00:47you went on a date with pierce
01:00:49what what date
01:00:50i saw you guys last night
01:00:51oh my god nothing happened
01:00:53jesus
01:00:53you really think that little of me
01:00:55ollie sweetie
01:00:57i brought you some collagen water for your big shoot
01:00:59there she is
01:01:00oliver's future wife
01:01:03your what
01:01:04no this is a massive misunderstanding
01:01:07hold on
01:01:09pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in vegas
01:01:11how did oliver enter the picture
01:01:14wait
01:01:15did you steal my date with el
01:01:21oh my god
01:01:22you did
01:01:24yo what the fuck oliver
01:01:32do not touch me right now
01:01:35you tricked your way into a date with me
01:01:38and then you lied to me for weeks
01:01:40i was afraid you were gonna leave
01:01:42can someone please tell me what the hell is going on
01:01:46i'm dating el
01:01:48no
01:01:48no you're not
01:01:50not anymore
01:01:52just to be clear
01:01:54i want a divorce
01:01:56you're married
01:01:58ew
01:01:59screw this
01:02:01i'm out of here
01:02:01great idea
01:02:03i'm out
01:02:04el
01:02:04no
01:02:13okay
01:02:14start talking
01:02:15because that was the nba finals of bad decisions
01:02:20i met her at the forbes under 30 event a year ago
01:02:23hey
01:02:24you guys want your picture taken
01:02:26all right
01:02:26ready
01:02:27get together
01:02:27one two
01:02:28three
01:02:29one two
01:02:30three
01:02:30beautiful
01:02:31nice job you guys
01:02:33oh hey
01:02:33you guys want your picture taken
01:02:35she was photographing the founders luncheon
01:02:37i
01:02:38i couldn't stop looking at her
01:02:41but i was too much of a coward to say anything
01:02:46i saw her on pierce's calendar
01:02:48and i learned that they had a date
01:02:50and i i don't
01:02:51okay i panicked
01:02:51okay i just
01:02:53i wanted it
01:02:55holy shit
01:02:56so it's true
01:02:57you did steal his date
01:02:59it was wrong
01:03:00okay
01:03:00everything i did was wrong
01:03:02okay
01:03:02i'm a ceo
01:03:03i try to control everything
01:03:05understatement of the century
01:03:06but
01:03:07i don't know
01:03:08with el
01:03:10i'm different
01:03:14better
01:03:16i can't believe i'm saying this
01:03:18i'm
01:03:19go
01:03:21go talk to her
01:03:23just
01:03:24just stop
01:03:25being a control freak
01:03:26and
01:03:26and
01:03:26just try being
01:03:27human
01:03:28thank you
01:03:31and all
01:03:32i do love you
01:03:35you know
01:03:38you too
01:03:45help
01:03:47help
01:04:04it's been a month since i've seen my husband
01:04:09i searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends lives on instagram
01:04:16i found pleasure in my own company
01:04:25oh the clippers just won
01:04:27but deep down
01:04:29i couldn't stop thinking about him
01:04:31and so i knew it was time
01:04:33time to do something i thought i would never do
01:04:37we gotta stay close to those guys
01:04:39i said how about hearted in that six point
01:04:41mom
01:04:43i
01:04:44can i um
01:04:46can i come home
01:04:49i think it's time for me to leave los angeles
01:05:05mr chamberlain
01:05:06is the package for miss l page ready
01:05:08yeah
01:05:11just hoping it works
01:05:21the last one
01:05:23we're ready to take these to the truck miss
01:05:27goodbye los angeles
01:05:28so
01:05:30you again
01:05:31i have something for you
01:05:32from mr chamberlain
01:05:34oliver chamberlain
01:05:35i know who he is
01:05:39he really
01:05:40really likes you
01:05:42you know
01:05:49el
01:05:50first off
01:05:52i want to say sorry
01:05:54obviously
01:05:54what i did was wrong
01:05:57selfish
01:05:58but you have to know
01:05:59i fell in love with you a year ago
01:06:01at the forbes 30 under 30 gala
01:06:03even though i never talked to you
01:06:05you were so at ease with yourself
01:06:07i envied you immensely
01:06:12so when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother
01:06:16i stole this date
01:06:17i couldn't help myself
01:06:19i know we're different el
01:06:22but i will make this work
01:06:24anyway
01:06:24any day
01:06:27but i leave it up to you
01:06:29we can get a divorce
01:06:30we can get a divorce
01:06:32papers are included here
01:06:34or
01:06:35here's the key to your house
01:06:37just about ready
01:06:39where we'll watch the clippers
01:06:41and
01:06:41we'll finally have your photo note
01:06:43i want you here
01:06:45please say yes
01:06:46uh we're just about ready miss
01:06:49are we ready to go to ohio
01:07:01house looks nice
01:07:02i saw the swing
01:07:10who came
01:07:12well
01:07:14i saw the letter
01:07:16cheesy
01:07:17or like
01:07:18too much
01:07:20no
01:07:21hell i meant every word
01:07:24i am so sorry
01:07:27you're scared of what i would think
01:07:30i get that
01:07:32you shouldn't have lied to me
01:07:34still
01:07:37but
01:07:37and again
01:07:38i guess i've kind of been my need
01:07:42but what
01:07:46i never told you
01:07:50i love you
01:07:52over
01:07:57i love you too
01:07:59meow
01:08:00meow
01:08:01SO
01:08:01MY
01:08:01MY
01:08:02MY
01:08:02MY
01:08:02MY
01:08:02MY
01:08:18MY
01:08:21MY
01:08:22MY
01:08:28The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:31I moved into our house.
01:08:36Okay, okay.
01:08:39Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:43Maybe too strong sometimes.
01:08:47And no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:08:51we always do a date night a week.
01:08:53No exceptions.
01:08:56And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:00A day after my birthday.
01:09:03We renewed our vows.
01:09:11Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:14But now I was sure we'd last.
01:09:17We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:28We're going to be letting everyone know no way.
01:09:29This month, nothing is too close to us.
01:09:29We should have 500 or fully realize the reason we know no way to meet anybody.
01:09:29The first one is off the mountain.
01:09:29Now sit down, you know?
01:09:29That's it?
01:09:30Obviously though.
01:09:30What are some effects major to the night?
01:09:30Well done for most of the night?
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