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01:27Dylan's best-kept secret.
01:29Not for long.
01:31Don't look for a Starbucks here.
01:33Skip ahead to the part about Martha's Vineyard.
01:38Widow's Bay is the next Martha's Vineyard.
01:44That's all it says about that.
01:45Yeah, I know.
01:46All right, just keep reading.
02:03Now this, this, this is what Widow's Bay should taste like.
02:09Really.
02:11Took a while to figure out how to use it.
02:14Well, it was worth it.
02:16It's just, nobody's ordering it.
02:20I put a lot into this, Tom.
02:22I know, I know, I know.
02:23And you're going to make your money back.
02:25And then some.
02:26The tourists are coming this weekend.
02:28And then word, word will spread.
02:30A lot of opportunity coming here.
02:33Quick, come on, buddy.
02:43What's going on?
02:45Hey, hey, that's my livelihood, you son of a bitch.
02:48I am not a son of a bitch.
02:50I just got this place ready and we're fully booked.
02:53All right, Wick, let's get you some coffee.
02:54Oh, you can't let people stay here.
02:57Not the inn.
02:58The inn is not right.
03:01Wick, Wick, Wick, come on.
03:04No, Wick, no, Wick.
03:05No!
03:07Huh?
03:08Oh!
03:11You okay?
03:15All right, Wick.
03:17Let's go sleep it off.
03:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:21The inn is haunted.
03:24And your mayor, your mayor is a fool.
03:28Leave him alone, office.
03:30He's harmless.
03:31Got to get us all killed.
03:32Yeah, he doesn't care about anything selfish.
03:35He's a selfish fool.
03:37Oh, no.
03:39There he is.
03:44Okay, folks, you know what?
03:46I think we're going to let him cool down for a little while.
03:47How is he able to roll down the window?
03:49Because he's not in come.
03:50He never set foot inside by himself.
03:52Of course I would.
03:53No, you can't trust him.
03:54He's only doing it for the money.
03:56Of course I'm not doing it for the money.
03:58I'm looking out for all of us.
03:59Not one of us.
04:00He's a coward.
04:01Fuck you, you dumb hick.
04:27He just needs to sleep at all.
04:32Thank you, thank you, everyone.
04:52Hey, Jimmy, just picking up.
05:01Well, I heard you had quite a day.
05:04You heard?
05:06You know how hard it was to get that article?
05:09Oh, I know.
05:10I know.
05:11Not an ounce of gratitude.
05:13And that fucking guy?
05:15Wick has not had the easiest go of it.
05:19So he just gets to do whatever the hell he wants, and people just love him?
05:25Oh, you know people around here fear change.
05:28And when the Lord gathers a herd, he calls a shepherd.
05:37Oh, so you're just phoning it in now.
05:39Sure he does.
05:41James 4, 6, though.
05:42Blah, blah, Bible, Bible, you know.
05:45Right.
05:46You want to come by for a drink?
05:48Picking up for Evan.
05:49Okay, next time.
05:50Next time.
05:52Oh, hey.
05:56You should probably keep the doors locked at night.
05:59Pardon?
05:59The bell.
06:00I mean, let's be honest, it probably was.
06:02Evan and I will talk to him, but we both know that won't do any good.
06:05The bell to church bell?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Woke up Rosemary and Patricia, too.
06:11Tom, that's impossible.
06:12Oh, you haven't met my son.
06:16You okay?
06:19Yeah, I'm fine.
06:22Go home, dear boy.
06:30Kathy bagged this?
06:32No, I bagged it.
06:34Hmm.
06:43Dumb hick.
06:57I didn't mean that.
06:59I really didn't.
07:00And I know you're all loyal to Wick, but that doesn't make him right.
07:07We have a new chapter now, and there is nothing wrong with that inn.
07:14A lot of bad things have gone down here.
07:15Yes, that's true, but it doesn't make it haunted.
07:19I would never put anyone in danger.
07:21Why don't you say that?
07:24Are you going to pay for my room, Al?
07:27We'll all chip in.
07:30Great.
07:30I look forward to it.
07:33Tonight.
07:35Guys, I have my son at home.
07:38Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
07:47Okay, I'll do it.
07:49If that's what it takes, I will stay there tonight.
07:52You have to stay in the captain's suite.
07:55The what?
07:55Lost his mind.
07:57Got his family with an axe.
07:58Of course, we then named a suite after him.
08:01Anything else?
08:02The ungrateful Hortense Fitzgerald.
08:04Was she the lady who fell out of a window?
08:07Ugly woman who fled her wedding back through window and fell to her death.
08:10If you see ugly Hortense three times, you'll see her ungrateful reflection.
08:15You know, I'm going to ask that we start questioning these narratives.
08:18There's misogyny in the air, more than a whiff.
08:21You're not writing these down.
08:23Oh, sorry.
08:23Oh, New Year's Eve, 1962 disaster.
08:27John Reynolds' head in the dumbwaiter.
08:29That clown killer of 51.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31This was a guy who killed clowns?
08:33No, it was a murderer who dressed as a clown.
08:35Sorry.
08:36He should spend time in that crawl space.
08:41Thank you, Rosemary.
08:42All the way to the back, too.
08:43Not halfway, pussy.
08:45Not a problem.
08:46Anything else?
08:46He's not going to spend the whole night there.
08:49Kurt could lock him in.
08:51Oh.
08:53Okay, I'll do it.
08:55But when I do, all this talk stops.
08:59Right?
09:00You let it go.
09:01You let Taurus stay there in peace.
09:04Agreed?
09:06Yeah, I guess.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Sure.
09:13Don't do it.
09:14Yeah, thank you.
09:44Oh, my God.
10:16Listen, I, um, I have to stay at the inn tonight to make sure everything is in order for the
10:22tourists.
10:23Wait, tourists are actually coming?
10:26Yes.
10:27So, um, we're going to spend the night at Roots.
10:34No.
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:36Fuck, no.
10:37Whoa.
10:37No.
10:38Come on.
10:38She's so old.
10:40Please.
10:40Please.
10:41I don't want to go.
10:42Sorry.
10:49Actually, it's fine.
10:52Wait, wait, what did you just concoct?
10:54I can't go pack.
10:55No, no, no.
10:55This will not be an excuse for you to go out.
10:58Don't even walk out.
11:00I'm going to be calling there and checking in throughout the night.
11:17This place freaks me out.
11:21Okay, good luck.
11:21Come.
11:22Come on.
11:23Come on.
11:25Come on.
11:36Come on.
12:11I took down some of the more provocative ones, like you asked.
12:14This isn't provocative?
12:22What's that?
12:23They want you to film it.
12:25Oh.
12:26They say it's the only way they'll know for sure.
12:28Okay. Well, give me the keys to the Captain's suite.
12:38There's an honor bar in the parlor.
12:41You sign your name on the form and say what you drank.
12:43Got it.
12:44There's a security camera, so I'll know if you don't log what you took.
12:47Hmm.
12:48It's not really an honor system.
12:58Marie gave it a quick turnover today.
13:01There's no A.C., but she did put a fan on the desk for climate control.
13:07There's two chairs, your choice.
13:10Some local sundries and linens and soaps in the bathroom.
13:16You don't bring the bags in for the guests?
13:31I'll be reachable at home if you need me.
13:32Wait, you don't stay here?
13:35What if a guest needs something?
13:37Then they can reach me at home.
13:40Night.
13:47Night.
14:24Well, I don't understand why we can't just leave the end of July.
14:27Thanks, uh, well, we'll be out of here by Labor Day.
14:32Loftus asks for too much.
14:33Listen, I know, I know.
14:36Uh, get some sleep.
14:40Love you.
14:43Moving somewhere?
14:50As soon as I can.
14:54Smart.
15:13Welcome to Widow's Bay.
15:14There's so much to see here.
15:17Come with me.
15:18I'll show you around.
15:20Smart.
15:22Smart.
15:23Smart.
15:25Smart.
15:25Smart.
15:25Smart.
15:25Smart.
15:54Smart.
18:17One, two, three, four, five.
18:26Come the fuck on!
19:06Not a chance.
19:17Hello?
19:20Hi, uh, hi, Ruth.
19:21It's Tom.
19:22Just checking in on Evan.
19:24Oh, hi, Tom.
19:25I'll go find you.
19:26Great.
19:28Evan?
19:30Evan?
19:31Evan, your daddy's on the phone.
19:34Evan?
19:35It's your daddy.
19:40Oh, you know, I let this pop on.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:46Okay.
19:48Okay.
19:49Oh, this is who's me.
19:55think that I'll go home.
19:56Oh, my God.
20:09Hey, frustrated.
20:10All right.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:16Oh, my God.
21:25Hello?
21:29Hello?
21:39Hello?
21:45Who are you? What are you doing here?
21:48Uh, what are you doing here?
21:51The innkeeper didn't tell me anyone else would be here.
21:55Does he usually announce guests to each other?
22:00I'm William.
22:03I'm Tom.
22:04You all right?
22:05You seem like you could use a drink.
22:08There's an honor bar downstairs.
22:09No.
22:11I mean, thanks, but, um...
22:16Good night.
22:17Good night.
22:18Good night.
22:25Good night.
22:27Good night.
22:58The camera is for what?
23:02Oh, you know what? I can't even get into it.
23:10You know, I've been to Widow's Bay before. For fuck's sake, it was nice to order a cappuccino for once.
23:17Yes, thank you. God, it feels good to hear someone say that.
23:24So what brings you here this time?
23:26Oh, I work for a structural engineering firm. City hired us to inspect the dock.
23:30Right. Yeah. For the expansion.
23:33Yeah. Looks like you're expecting a lot more ferries out here, huh?
23:36That's the hope.
23:38Well, that's a lot on your shoulders. I'm sure your constituents are excited.
23:42Huh.
23:43No?
23:45Ugh. They don't make it easy.
23:48Wow. They must appreciate you some. They voted you in as mayor.
23:54I ran uncontested.
23:58That's embarrassing, Tom.
24:05All right, I tested my luck.
24:08Oh!
24:09Oh, no.
24:10Okay.
24:11Oh, no.
24:11Here we go.
24:12Uh-oh. Daddy's younger boss yelled at him today.
24:16What?
24:16What?
24:17I gotta go back three spaces.
24:19All right, you're up.
24:21There you go.
24:22Okay.
24:24Roll to see if the neighbor is home.
24:27Come on, neighbor.
24:29Yes!
24:31Saved by the neighbor.
24:32One, two, three, four.
24:34Thanks.
24:35Oh!
24:37Daddy had a bad day.
24:39Going back six days.
24:40Why is he in the basement?
24:42Oh, I'm getting crushed.
24:48Yeah, he was a local.
24:50My mom was from the mainland.
24:53They met when she was on a schooner tour.
24:55But she certainly couldn't make it work with him.
24:59So...
25:00I grew up in, uh, I grew up in Massachusetts.
25:02But I spent my summers here.
25:06I used to dread those summers.
25:08Really?
25:09Yeah.
25:10How bad was he?
25:14I mean...
25:17Not the worst guy in the world.
25:18Just a lot of...
25:20Walking on eggshells, you know?
25:22Oh, I do.
25:24Didn't talk much once I got older.
25:27Moved back when he got sick.
25:29Met my wife.
25:32The rest is history.
25:34Guy's lucky you came back at all.
25:36Yeah.
25:42You know, just a lot of the times he would come home after a couple of drinks, spewing these...
25:49Just these horror stories about the island.
25:52I mean, shit, I was...
25:54I was way too young to hear.
25:59The guy never should have had a kid.
26:05Called me soft when I was six.
26:13I've always said, you know?
26:15The only thing this island is cursed with is alcoholism.
26:21You gotta be careful.
26:24They'll drag you down with them if you let them.
26:28Fucking useless-ass, backwards, small-brained, towny hicks.
26:34Let them all rot in hell and watch them all fucking burn.
26:47I may have had too much to drink.
26:52Phew!
26:54Listen.
26:55I know two things to be true.
26:58One, you're a great mayor.
27:00No, no, no.
27:01Uh-oh.
27:03I know these things.
27:04And two, there's no such thing as ghosts.
27:08All right, there's no...
27:10What was it?
27:11Harriet Fitzgerald?
27:12Hortons.
27:13Well, okay.
27:14No Hortons is going to appear in your window.
27:17You know, the killer sea captain, the New Year's party, the murder clown.
27:22I mean...
27:23Maybe all those things were real at one point, but...
27:26They're not anymore.
27:29So...
27:29All right, to bed.
27:33I say...
27:35You finish off their little checklist and show them who's in charge.
27:38Cheers.
27:40Cheers.
27:45Probably best.
27:47Okay.
27:49All right.
27:50Good one.
27:51Night.
27:52Night.
27:58I'm good.
28:08Good one.
28:30All right.
28:37mocking bocace.
28:38I don't know.
29:33I am in the crawlspace.
29:41I am in the crawlspace.
29:43Hello?
29:50William?
29:55William?
29:56William?
30:02Howdy, neighbor.
30:05Why didn't you answer me?
30:14Need some help in there?
30:15What?
30:16No!
30:17No!
30:18No!
30:19Don't come in!
30:20I'm coming out!
30:21Don't come in!
30:22Don't come!
30:24No!
30:27No!
30:29No!
30:31No!
30:32No!
30:33No!
30:33No!
30:35No!
30:38No!
30:41I locked the door myself.
30:43Whoever it was would have had to have had a key, Tom.
30:45What?
30:47He's...
30:49Oh, did you see something?
30:51Oh, you didn't see anyone in the crawlspace, huh?
30:53Does my demeanor suggest that I just engage with someone inside a crawlspace?
30:58Hold on.
31:11I don't understand, Malcolm.
31:13Maybe I was sleepwalking.
31:16I don't know.
31:17He said his name was William.
31:19Willie.
31:21The clown.
31:23That's who you got, huh?
31:25You saw something.
31:27You saw something, and you're still going to let folks stay here.
31:32Don't you start with this shit, Wick.
31:35You raise your voice.
31:36Every cent I have.
31:37I'm telling you this place is a trap.
31:39It's not.
31:40It's perfectly fine.
31:42Then you go in the captain's suite.
31:46Kurt, just...
31:49Just go into the room and show him there's nothing to be afraid of.
31:55There.
31:56See?
31:58Inside.
32:00What?
32:01Go inside and close the door.
32:04We're gonna...
32:05We're gonna count to ten.
32:13One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
32:18What the fuck?
32:19I thought we said ten seconds.
32:20Well, that was ten.
32:21How long do you think you were in there?
32:26Ten seconds.
32:26Then why don't you go back in for thirty?
32:29Can I at least have some food first?
32:30What the fuck you need food for thirty seconds for?
32:38Loftus, you know there's something wrong with this island.
32:42You've seen it with your own two eyes now.
32:45Come on, son.
32:48You're right here with me, seeing what I'm seeing.
32:53You can call it off right now.
32:58No, I can't.
33:00We can.
33:01It's not right to bring anyone here, you know it.
33:05The island's awake now.
33:07It's dangerous.
33:08All right.
33:15All set?
33:17All set?
33:35What the hell is this?
33:43This black mold?
33:50Mold.
33:53Well, that's it.
33:54You must have hallucinated from exposure.
33:56No.
33:58No.
34:00How do you think you can get affected that quickly?
34:04No.
34:04That can be remediated in 72 hours, Tom.
34:08And I will still seal up this suite for good measure.
34:16Loftus.
34:27Loftus.
34:30Loftus.
34:31Loftus.
34:34Loftus.
34:35Loftus.
34:36Loftus.
34:37Loftus.
34:39Loftus.
34:40Loftus.
34:41Loftus.
34:41Loftus.
34:42Loftus.
34:43Loftus.
34:45Loftus.
34:45Loftus.
34:46Loftus.
34:46Loftus.
34:47Loftus.
34:47How'd it go?
34:51Fine.
35:17How'd it go?
35:47How'd it go?
36:17How'd it go?
36:48How'd it go?
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