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00:10Love my mind
00:18Straight up from my heart, you're my number one
00:22And hey, here's the part, I'm still having fun
00:26It's like you're the cloud underneath my feet
00:31And you're the reason that I breathe
00:34Love my mind
00:39Love my mind
00:43Love my mind
00:47And the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
00:52I'll do anything for you
01:00You're my mind
01:03Yeah, the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
01:09I'll do anything for you
01:21Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
01:25Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:29They say in heaven, love comes first
01:33Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:43Oh, Marcy, those look like real flowers
01:48I just can't believe you ladies have done all of this for me
01:53I feel so blessed
01:55It's what we do
01:56I don't know how it is at your other church
01:59But St. Augustine is really, it's really family
02:01I love that
02:02I really do
02:03Oh, my God, look at this
02:07Oh, my God, look at this
02:09Oh, my God, look at this
02:09This is Marcy, this is Marcy
02:10Oh, my God, look at this
02:11And you're feeling with the stars above
02:14And you look me up
02:16You know where I was from
02:18Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
02:23Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
02:34Just stuff it all in.
02:36I'm late for work.
02:44What is he doing here?
02:45Bodhi had jimboree.
02:47Dad had to take him because I had to be here watching you do church lady drag.
02:51I am in the goddamn choir, Margo.
02:53I am a church lady.
02:57Hello.
02:59Hello.
03:00A bridal shower.
03:01How lovely.
03:02It was lovely.
03:03I understand you're coming to Vegas.
03:04I won't get in your way.
03:05I'm there strictly as a manny.
03:08A manny is a manny.
03:09I know what a fucking manny is.
03:10Okay, sorry.
03:11I just learned the term.
03:12I'm still bottle training Bodhi, so it's the only way that I can make it work since you
03:15don't want him at the wedding.
03:17No, it's not just the wedding.
03:18It's that we have an entire slate of adult activities planned.
03:21And we'll be out of the way.
03:23I wouldn't like to catch a glimpse of you in your dress, but I'll be stealth about it.
03:27That is inappropriate.
03:29We are at the Lord's house.
03:31You won't even know I'm there.
03:34I will know you're there.
03:36Okay, so Kenny is expecting us before lunch, so I will pick you up bright and early.
03:41Great, and Dad will follow with Bodhi because you don't want to ride with a baby.
03:44Okay, go on and stop with the Cheyenne hates babies bullshit.
03:48I never said you hated babies.
03:49Me and Bodhi are happy to follow you.
03:51It's our own little caravan.
03:57Bingo, bingo, bongo.
03:59Vegas, here we come.
04:09Here we come.
04:15Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, be careful, be careful.
04:18Marcy's cake is back there.
04:19Don't smush it.
04:19I don't know why you're bringing that thing.
04:21Kenny loves Marcy's cake.
04:23He wanted to include people from the church in our wedding as much as he possibly could.
04:29Well, I mean, it all works out.
04:30You love Vegas.
04:31I love Vegas, even though I don't gamble.
04:35Wait, you told Kenny that you don't gamble?
04:39He doesn't need to know.
04:40So we're going to Vegas, and you're not going to gamble?
04:43Well, there's plenty to do in Vegas without gambling.
04:45Uh, like what?
04:46Oh, um, like maybe get married.
04:51Oh, God.
04:52For fuck's sake.
04:53I don't need the attitude today.
04:55I don't have an attitude.
04:56I don't have an attitude.
04:57Okay, here comes our part.
05:00And if we're big drums of the night
05:06I won't be blinded by the light
05:13Just call me angel of the morning
05:17Angel
05:19Just cut your teeth before you leave me
05:24David
05:25And call me angel
05:28Marcy's death
05:29Left Julia free
05:31For Tiberius to marry
05:33And all that have gone well with Olivia's plans
05:35Had there not been a dangerous outbreak of political unrest in Rome
05:39What's wild here, champ
05:41Is that Tiberius' first wife was Vipsania
05:44Daughter of Marcus Agrippa
05:46Who was married to Julia
05:48Tiberius' stepsister
05:49Making her also his stepmother-in-law
05:52It's like one big awesome pot of incestuous family gumbo
06:08Let's go to Vegas
06:38Look at you
06:39Was it a good ride?
06:41Yes, but I missed you with all my bones
06:43Me too
06:46Hey, there he is
06:47Look, it's the Jinx
06:48Live and in person
06:51No, no, get over here
06:53Hi
06:55I promise I won't try any of my high school wrestling modes
06:58I swear this is the most you'll see is
07:01Kenneth, right?
07:02Kenneth, Kenny
07:04But, you know, people call me Kenny, but it doesn't matter
07:10Hi, Margo
07:11Hi
07:12And look at this little guy
07:13Hi
07:14We really do appreciate you coming to help, Mr. Manny
07:17Yeah, yeah
07:19Dad's gonna take Bodhi to see every live animal in Vegas
07:22The flamingos, the shark reef
07:23Yeah, all right, let's check in
07:25I gotta feed them more
07:26Come on
07:28Hiding a child
07:30You are a barber
07:31And I'm sitting here dying
07:34I say I got no children
07:37I'm here but a boy
07:38You want to stay
07:40You should say
07:42Help me
07:43Help me
07:45Tell me how before I die
07:48We've got a reservation under Hearn
07:51Kenneth
07:53Great, we have you for two rooms this evening
07:55Yeah, with a mini fridge
07:57I put in a request for a mini fridge
07:58Yes, there is a mini fridge
08:01Oh
08:01Tomorrow evening we have you booked for the king room with balcony and pool view
08:05You did not
08:06A poolside room?
08:08Pool view, but yeah
08:09And you also have reserved an additional room for two nights tonight
08:12Just need a credit card with it
08:14Right, that's you all
08:17Oh, uh, the separate rooms
08:19Oh yeah, we're not
08:20We're, no, we're not sharing a room until our wedding night
08:23Uh, Visa, MasterCard or Amex?
08:26MasterCard
08:26No, no, you don't have to
08:28One king or two queens?
08:30Uh, two queens, you fucking sicko
08:33Sorry, he's my dad
08:34He's just here to watch my baby while my mom gets married
08:37No need to explain
08:39Two queens
08:42I'm splitting the room with you
08:44I'm not letting you pay for all this
08:46It's fine
08:47It actually isn't
08:50I should probably pump before this magic show that Kenny is taking us to
08:55Which really should be amazing
08:58Oh, I'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments in your young life
09:03We'll just go grab some ice
09:04Can we get snacks, too?
09:06Yep
09:06We are about to go apeshit on a vending machine
09:10Apeshit
09:16A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance
09:20A group of crows is a murder
09:22A group of parrots is a pandemonium
09:32There are pigments called carotenoids in the algae that brine shrimp eat
09:36And since a flamingo eats those shrimp, its body metabolizes the pigments
09:42And that's how its feathers turn pink
09:54Flamingos are monogamous
09:55And mom and dad both help to build the nest and incubate the egg
10:04How about that?
10:06Let me get into my carpet bag of tricks, shall we?
10:09Okay, we got a cloak of invisibility
10:15I know it doesn't look like much
10:17Oh, no thanks
10:19Speaking of mistakes, where'd you get that dress, hon?
10:22Did you fall in a can of red paint?
10:24Or what's going on?
10:25Where'd you buy that?
10:26Blooming fails?
10:27Oh, ouch
10:29That was very good
10:32Ouch
10:34I am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow
10:41And, ladies and gentlemen, what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage at a matinee magic show in Vegas?
10:49Okay, Kevin Syed
10:51Kevin Syed
10:52Clap it up
10:55Clap for a cup
10:56Clap it up
10:59Justin Torillo, you're coming on stage
11:06Kyle, if you wouldn't mind taking this seat of honor
11:08Kenny, flank the opposite flank
11:09Thank you so much
11:10All right
11:13Now, wait
11:14I just want to do the math here
11:16Because you
11:18Are marrying that guy
11:20Mm-hmm
11:22Okay, all right
11:23Well, it doesn't make sense to me
11:24But, hey
11:24Well, let me guess
11:26Huge bank account
11:28Oh, he's in the poor house
11:31Oh, well
11:31Let me guess again
11:33Huge shoe size
11:36Well, no
11:37Looks like a
11:38Ladies five
11:39Sorry, Kenny
11:40All right, ladies and gentlemen
11:42Now, I have
11:43Two absolutely identical
11:45Handker shoes
11:46I am going to tie these
11:48In a knot
11:49Just like
11:51The knot
11:52That you guys
11:53Are going to tie
11:54Tomorrow
11:55Isn't that nice
11:57And we want a strong knot
11:59Don't we
11:59Yeah
12:00So we're going to test
12:01The strength of that knot
12:02Now, Cheyenne
12:03I need you to put this
12:04Next to your heart
12:06That's right
12:06Talk about cleavage, guys
12:08Kenny, if you can help me
12:09We're going to test the strength
12:11Of the knot
12:11And thus
12:12The strength of your marriage
12:14All right
12:15A one
12:16A two
12:17Three
12:19Abracadab
12:46I'm in Vegas
12:47My mom's getting married
12:49I may not survive
12:52Bummer
12:52We bought a bubble machine
12:54Hurry, I'm back
12:55We'll get crazy
12:56Can't wait
13:05What?
13:06I have to cancel my mani pad
13:07Why?
13:09Kenny's in a bad place
13:10Right now
13:16He's upset about that
13:17Perverse magic show
13:20And just realized that
13:22He forgot his tie
13:23For the ceremony
13:25I have to help him
13:27Find a new one
13:29So
13:30I'll have bad nails
13:31On my wedding day
13:32Kenny can't find a tie
13:34By himself
13:35He's scared
13:36That he'll get
13:37Where I don't like
13:42Mom
13:43Go get your manicure
13:45I'll find Kenny a tie
13:46Oh
13:47I got it
13:48I love you so much
13:51Kenny
13:51Honey
13:52Can Margo help you
13:54Find a tie
13:55The two of you
13:56Can spend some quality time
13:58Together
14:02That sounds
14:03Really nice
14:05I
14:06I would like that
14:09Margo would too
14:10Wouldn't you?
14:12Yeah
14:12Of course
14:14Okay
14:15I'll meet you in the lobby
14:16It's a date
14:17Hee hee
14:28What about the shell colored one
14:30Yeah
14:31Right
14:32Or maybe not
14:33I just
14:33I don't know
14:34Honestly
14:35I just
14:37Okay
14:37Maybe we should just take a little break
14:39No
14:40No
14:40I'm alright
14:47I'm alright
14:48I'm sorry
14:49Margo
14:50About the
14:50Magic show
14:52I didn't know that it was gonna be
14:55Vulgar
14:56It was fine
14:57No
14:57No
14:58It was dirty
14:59Dirty
15:00Dirty
15:00You know
15:02It was
15:02I
15:03As some man
15:04A guy
15:05Just like
15:05Degrading my
15:06Future wife
15:08In front of an audience
15:09I was
15:09Kenny
15:10Wasn't fine
15:12She was okay with it
15:13I promise
15:14You're such an excellent daughter
15:18I see the way you are with your parents
15:21Both of them
15:24I was very close to my parents
15:26You know
15:28They were my best friends
15:30Devoted
15:31My life
15:33To that
15:33Concept of
15:35You know
15:36Being of service
15:37To
15:38Mom and dad
15:39And then the church
15:41To the
15:43Exclusion of
15:44You know
15:46I was beginning to think
15:48I
15:49Missed out
15:49A little bit
15:50You know
15:50So many things
15:51That I was just never
15:52Gonna get to experience
15:55And then
15:56I
15:58Walked into
16:02Bloomingdale's
16:03To buy
16:04A polo shirt
16:07And my whole future
16:09Just
16:12Just cracked
16:13Cracked open
16:16You know
16:17I was loving her mother so much
16:19More than anything
16:22She changed my life
16:25I'm the luckiest
16:26Man in the world
16:28You know
16:32Hey
16:36This one
16:37She'll love it
16:40You think so
16:42Pinky promise
16:46Okay
16:47Okay
16:48Let's get back to the hotel
16:49We gotta get ready for dinner
16:50Okay
16:51We found one
16:53Thank you Marco
16:54voting
17:06You've got to ask her
17:08To be
17:08I
17:09I
17:09I
17:30this is so elegant kenny yeah and you know what we're celebrating
17:38so as a matter of fact how about a round of pina coladas three pina coladas yeah three virgin
17:47pina coladas please thanks you got to tell her we'll all end up drunk hey i told margaret i wanted
17:57to apologize for getting all bent out of shape about the magic show it's fine stereo you know i
18:05just felt like i could have been a better sport about the whole thing it's fine ground control
18:12to kenny wow you know it does occur to me margo that i'm not only marrying your mom
18:21i'm also marrying the family
18:27yeah yeah and i just want you to know that i'm gonna be there for you
18:31i am a dependable male figure that you can count on
18:38that doesn't have a second family oh kenny honey no jinx is not a bad person you know it's he's
18:46here to help out right now well i know that i i'm sorry thank you so much wow this is
18:55amazing
18:55this drink is yummy yeah is that good work of art okay well maybe we should order anyway um
19:02yeah my bride-to-be will have um the scallops she'll love them i'm sure i will
19:18i'm performing my evolution i got it
19:30you put those milk machines to good use in a tight titty top or something kenny's asleep and we're going
19:37out you too mr manny uh i have i have to watch bothy we'll just sneak him in the bottom
19:46dollar
19:48the bottom dollar you don't say i'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar oh just wear my
19:55coat and
19:56hide the little dump lump in it i want a real deal bachelorette party and you will not deny me
20:14okay there you go shh
20:17get her his luck
20:37that's how it goes sometimes
20:41hey uh i just want to thank you for having me out tonight this is really fun yeah well
20:49i knew you'd be good for a wild night out
20:55you're really getting married i really am yeah
21:02god damn i missed out
21:08a wedding night with you
21:10yeah well i am spoken for sir
21:24remember that bathroom
21:32it's the best seven minutes of my life
21:42you blew it
21:45i know
21:49could have had me
21:52yes i am but you blew it
21:57oh fuck
21:57is that a fucking baby
22:00this isn't something i like normally do
22:02i got him i got him
22:03are you fucking kidding me
22:04no it's okay it's okay
22:18you go ahead you two have fun
22:47what did you meet somebody in there
22:48just enjoying a baby-less pee
22:51yeah that bathroom is uh surprisingly comfortable it's roomy
22:56okay i got it you and dad banged in there
22:59margo what is the deal with you guys
23:02what this song
23:06because
23:07in the midnight hour
23:10she cried more
23:11more
23:12more
23:14with a rebel yell
23:16she cried more
23:17more
23:18more
23:18i love it when you sing
23:19oh god
23:20we won't after tomorrow
23:22what do you mean
23:23you've been practicing that duet for weeks
23:25no i just it's just it's just you know i gotta i gotta really feel the music
23:29and you know like in my gut
23:31and i try and i i just don't feel anything with that song
23:35when i hear it when i try to sing it i just fucking elvis
23:40oh my god let it be me it's just such an ass licker of a song
23:46well maybe it's not the song
23:49what do you mean
23:50you know you don't have to get married tomorrow if you don't want to
23:54kenny is a good man
23:55he's such a good man
23:56he's kind
23:57he's stable
23:58so kind
23:59so stable
24:00and he wants me by his side till the day he dies
24:04that
24:05no man has ever loved me
24:08like he does
24:11can't you
24:13even pretend
24:16to be happy for me
24:22mom
24:24i am so happy for you
24:28i'm happy for me too
24:33oh
24:36look what we have here
24:39cheers
24:39cheers
24:40woo
24:45i'd walk the world for you
24:49i'd walk the world for you
24:50a thousand miles with you
24:57i'd sell my soul for you
25:02for money to burn for you
25:09i'll give you all
25:10i'll give you all
25:11and have no name
25:14jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie
25:17to have you here like me
25:38my mom's getting married too
25:41my mom's getting married too
25:50come on
25:52come on
25:53come on
25:56come on
25:57come on
26:04okay
26:05i'll have buffalo wings
26:07and the shrimp mac and cheese
26:09i'll have my own order of buffalo wings
26:12come on
26:14and two tycos
26:16i know
26:22so
26:28something borrowed
26:35it's boaties
26:36i thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony
26:40does susie make this
26:42hmm
26:44oh
26:46something blue
26:48oh
26:53you have to hide that
26:55okay
26:57something old
27:01okay
27:03remember that
27:04no
27:05it is from when we drove all the way to the grand canyon
27:08and we just looked at it
27:10and bought some sour patch kids
27:12and then drove all the way back
27:14because
27:14i had school the next day
27:16so i kept this rock on that trip
27:18i love this so much
27:20i love you so much
27:26something new
27:28what
27:30something old
27:31something blue
27:33something borrowed
27:34something new
27:37there's no new here
27:38you forgot the new
27:39oh shit
27:40that's why they make it rhyme
27:42so people remember it
27:43oh god
27:43i'm such an idiot
27:44yeah
27:45i mean
27:45i didn't say it
27:52oh
27:52oh you
27:53something new
27:54something new
27:59it's from the hotel's jewelry store
28:01it's solid 14 carat
28:03how did you even
28:04oh my god you can't afford this
28:08let me put it on
28:09oh my gosh
28:10i can't believe you did this
28:12of course i did
28:14we're getting married
28:15i don't deserve you
28:18how did you turn out so well
28:20oh my god
28:22i was just such a terrible mother
28:24what
28:24you're the best mom in the whole world
28:26no
28:27no
28:27i
28:28i couldn't give you the life
28:30you
28:31deserved
28:33what
28:34things you deserved
28:34what are you talking about
28:36oh for christ's sake
28:37you had to grow up with a mother
28:38who worked at hooters
28:39what
28:39there's nothing wrong with working at hooters
28:42there's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do
28:44to take care of your child
28:48i do only fans
28:50that's funny
28:52you're funny
29:00i'm i'm sorry i'm
29:07you're um you're doing what
29:09is that pornography
29:11no it's not pornography
29:13i'm not having sex on camera
29:14oh my god margot
29:15oh my god
29:16no it's basically just pictures of me in my underwear
29:18no
29:19no no no
29:20i promise mom
29:21no no baby you can't do that
29:22no it's not what you think it is
29:23you're quitting
29:25now
29:25okay
29:26you're done
29:27just
29:29just get another job
29:30mom i can't just go and just get another job
29:33this is not a request
29:33this is how i'm able to take your dad
29:34oh my god
29:35i mean how the hell are you yelling at me about this
29:38you think this is funny
29:41you have destroyed your life forever
29:51mom
29:52stop
29:57you're a sex worker
29:59margot
30:00no i'm not having sex
30:02you're selling it
30:04this is about building a brand
30:06no no no no
30:08this is about you giving people everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece of trash
30:15that isn't worth shit
30:18it is about losing the respect of every single person who would ever help your sorry ass even a little
30:26bit
30:26god
30:27oh quick
30:28god just stop
30:29does your father know about this
30:31no
30:33no
30:34i don't i just i don't even know what to say
30:37maybe i wasn't the perfect mother but i did not raise you to to do filthy things like this
30:43no you raised me to be your friend because you don't have any
30:57you have to come to the wedding tomorrow
31:01obviously i can't tell kenny about any of this
31:04but we need to witness
31:08i don't need
31:10mom
31:23oh my god
31:26oh my god
31:38i read your letter in the morning by the lake and i cried
31:46they were tears of joy my chains are finally broken
31:52i made a vow to stand beside you till the day that i died
31:59told you i could never live without your love but i lied
32:27i had to stand beside you till the night i cried
32:34i had to stop
32:34i had to talk to them
32:36to the day that i lived without being able to live without you
32:36and in mentor and i lived with my friends doesn't care
32:36i can't get that
32:47Please rise for the bride, if you will.
32:54God bless the day I found you.
33:00I want to stay around you.
33:04And so I'll live you, let it be me.
33:15Don't take this heaven from one, if you must cling to someone, now and forever.
33:32Let it be me.
33:38Each time we meet, Lord.
33:43I find complete love, without your sweet love.
33:52Tell me, what will I be?
33:58So never leave me lonely.
34:04Tell me you love me only.
34:09And that you'll always, let it be me.
34:24And that you'll always, let it be me.
34:42Each time we meet, Lord.
34:46I will always, let it be me.
34:49I will always, let it be me.
34:50I will always, let it be me.
34:50Kiss your bride.
34:51Hey, hey.
34:53What will you be?
34:55Without your sweet love.
34:57Tony.
34:59What will I be?
35:04Tony.
35:13Cheers to Mrs. Hearn.
35:15Here you go.
35:16That was about the most beautiful ceremony in the history of forever.
35:21Amen.
35:22Yeah.
35:24All right.
35:26And I'd like to make a toast.
35:29Yeah.
35:31Kenny.
35:32Kenny, your love for my mom is pure and deep, and it's a beautiful thing to witness.
35:50Mom, every good thing, every strength that I possess,
35:59is because of the example that you set.
36:02Not only by your words, sometimes, well, especially not your words,
36:12but because of you just being you.
36:19And for that, I'm truly grateful.
36:23So.
36:26Best wishes to the both of you, and I love you.
36:36I said, a honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:39Oh, and look, it's time for, it's a honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:42Woo!
36:43Honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:46I said, a honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:49Woo!
36:49Woo!
37:17Being on the road
37:18All those years
37:19This was my favorite part
37:20Room service
37:22Room service
37:35I peeked in today
37:40She looked amazing
37:43She did
37:45And you looked amazing
37:49I did
37:53And
37:54Kenneth
38:02Sweetheart
38:05She still sees me as a kid
38:08A baby with a baby
38:10She's a parent
38:11That's my point
38:12She'll never trust me to make my own decisions
38:14You two battle all the time
38:17And you always come out the other side loving each other more
38:21You didn't ruin her big day
38:25I ruined her so pretty
38:27Say what now?
38:30Nothing
38:32Maybe we should just leave tonight
38:34I don't want to wake up in Vegas
38:36Music to my ears
38:37Why don't you go for a walk
38:40Bodhi and I will pack up the car
38:43Okay
38:43I'm gonna go soak my feet
38:46I want to dig into something big
38:48An art project
38:50I'm just
38:50I'm not sure what yet
38:54You okay baby?
38:56Sad eye
38:59Are you okay?
39:04Sad eye
39:04Sad eye
39:13Sad eye
39:39There's my husband
39:54What's wrong?
39:58I'm just
39:59So
40:00So happy
40:02That's good
40:04Happy is good
40:29I'm sorry
40:31The music's
40:34It's distracting
40:36Oh
40:38Okay
41:06I just want to be here
41:07In this room
41:10In this room
41:11With you
41:33Wow
41:34Wow
41:52I hate it
41:54I hate it
41:54When you try to chase me
41:57But I love it
41:58But I love it
41:59But I love it when you try to save me
42:00Cause I'm just a lady
42:06I love it when we play 1950
42:10It's so cold
42:12It's so cold
42:12It's so cold
42:12It's so cold that you stay
42:12It's about to kill me
42:13I'm surprised when you kiss me
42:22So tell me why my guys look like you
42:27Tell me why it's wrong
42:31Tell me why it's wrong
42:35So
42:37I'll wait
42:38For you
42:42I'll wait
42:46I will keep on waiting for you
42:50Love
42:52For you
42:56I'll wait
43:00I will keep on waiting for you
43:08I'll wait
43:08I'll wait
43:08I'll wait
43:08I'll wait
43:08I'll wait
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