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00:10Love my mind
00:18Straight up from my heart, you're my number one
00:22And hey, here's the part, I'm still having fun
00:26It's like you're the cloud underneath my feet
00:31And you're the reason that I breathe
00:34Love my mind
00:39Love my mind
00:43Love my mind
00:47And the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
00:52I'll do anything for you
01:00You're my mind
01:03Yeah, the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
01:09I'll do anything for you
01:21Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
01:25Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:29They say in heaven, love comes first
01:33Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:43Oh, Marcy, those look like real flowers
01:48I just can't believe you ladies have done all of this for me
01:53I feel so blessed
01:55It's what we do
01:56I don't know how it is at your other church
01:59But St. Augustine is really, it's really family
02:01I love that
02:02I really do
02:03Oh, my God, look at this
02:06Oh, my God, look at this
02:09Oh, my God, look at this
02:09This is Marcy, this is Marcy
02:10Oh, my God, look at this
02:11And you're feeling with the stars above
02:14And you look me up
02:16You know where I was going
02:18Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
02:23Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
02:26They say in heaven, love comes first
02:30Women, heaven is a place on earth
02:34Just stuff it all in, I'm late for work
02:44What is he doing here?
02:45Bodhi had jamboree
02:47Dad had to take him because I had to be here watching you do church lady drag
02:51I am in the goddamn choir, Margo
02:53I am a church lady
02:57Hello
02:59Hello
03:00A bridal shower, how lovely
03:02It was lovely, I understand you're coming to Vegas
03:04I won't get in your way, I'm there strictly as a Manny
03:07A Manny is a man-manny
03:09I know what a fucking Manny is
03:10Okay, sorry, I just learned the term
03:12I'm still bottle training Bodhi
03:13So it's the only way that I can make it work
03:15Since you don't want him at the wedding
03:16No, it's not just the wedding
03:18It's that we have an entire slate of adult activities planned
03:21And we'll be out of the way
03:23I would like to catch a glimpse of you in your dress
03:25But I'll be stealth about it
03:27That is inappropriate
03:29We are at the Lord's house
03:30You won't even know I'm there
03:34I will know you're there
03:36Okay, so Kenny is expecting us before lunch
03:38So I will pick you up bright and early
03:40Great, and Dad will follow with Bodhi
03:42Because you don't want to ride with a baby
03:44Okay, go on and stop with the Cheyenne hates babies bullshit
03:48I never said you hated babies
03:49Me and Bodhi are happy to follow you
03:51It's our own little caravan
03:57Bingo, bingo, bongo
03:58Vegas, here we come
04:09There'll be no streams to bind your head
04:13Not if my love can't bind your heart
04:16Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, be careful, be careful, Marcy's cake is back there, don't smush
04:19it
04:19I don't know why you're bringing that thing
04:20Kenny loves Marcy's cake
04:22Yeah, he wanted to include people from the church in our wedding as much as he possibly could
04:28Well, I mean, it all works out
04:30You love Vegas
04:31I love Vegas, even though I don't gamble
04:35Wait, you told Kenny that you don't gamble?
04:39He doesn't need to know
04:40So we're going to Vegas, and you're not going to gamble?
04:43Well, there's plenty to do in Vegas without gambling
04:45Uh, like what?
04:46Oh, um, like maybe get married
04:51Oh, God, for fuck's sake
04:53I don't need the attitude
04:55I don't have an attitude
04:56I don't have an attitude
04:57Okay, here comes our part
05:01And if we're big drums of the night
05:07I won't be blinded by the light
05:13Just call me angel
05:15Of the morning angel
05:19Just touch your teeth before you leave me
05:24Don't leave me
05:26Just call me angel
05:28Marcy's death left Julia free for Tiberius to marry
05:33And all that have gone well with Olivia's plans
05:35Had there not been a dangerous outbreak of political unrest in Rome
05:39What's wild here, champ
05:41Is that Tiberius' first wife was Vipsania
05:44Daughter of Marcus Agrippa
05:46Who was married to Julia
05:48Tiberius' stepsister
05:49Making her also his stepmother-in-law
05:52It's like one big, awesome pot of incestuous family gumbo
06:07Let's go to Vegas
06:26Let's go to Vegas
06:38Look at you
06:39Was it a good ride?
06:41Yes, but I missed you with all my bones
06:43Me too
06:46Hey, there he is
06:47Look, it's the Jinx
06:48Live and in person
06:51No, no, get over here
06:53Hi
06:55I promise I won't try any of my high school wrestling modes
06:58I swear this is the most you'll see is
07:01Kenneth, right?
07:02Ken-Kenny
07:04But, you know, people call me Kenny, but it doesn't matter
07:10Hi, Margo
07:11Hi
07:12And look at this little guy
07:13We really do appreciate you coming to help, Mr. Manny
07:17Yeah
07:18Yeah
07:18Dad's gonna take Bodhi to see every live animal in Vegas
07:22The flamingos, the shark reef
07:24Yeah, all right, let's check in
07:25I gotta feed them more
07:26Come on
07:48The reservation under Hearn
07:51Kenneth
07:52Great
07:53We have you for two rooms this evening
07:55Yeah, with a mini-fridge
07:57I put in a request for a mini-fridge
07:58Yes, there is a mini-fridge
08:00Oh
08:01Tomorrow evening we have you booked for the king room with balcony and pool view
08:05You did not
08:06A poolside room?
08:08Pool view, but yeah
08:09And you also have reserved an additional room for two nights and I just need a credit card
08:14Right, that's you all
08:17Oh, the separate rooms
08:19Oh yeah, we're not sharing a room until our wedding night
08:24Visa, MasterCard or Amex
08:26MasterCard
08:26No, no, you don't have to
08:28One king or two queens?
08:30Uh, two queens, you fucking sicko
08:33Sorry, he's my dad
08:34He's just here to watch my baby while my mom gets married
08:37No need to explain
08:40Two queens
08:42I'm splitting the room with you
08:44I'm not letting you pay for all this
08:46It's fine
08:47It actually isn't
08:50I should probably pump before this magic show that Kenny is taking us to
08:55Which really should be amazing
08:58Oh, I'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments in your young life
09:02We'll just go grab some ice
09:04Can you get snacks, too?
09:06Yeah
09:06We are about to go apeshit on a vending machine
09:10Apeshit
09:16A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance
09:20A group of crows is a murder
09:22A group of parrots is a pandemonium
09:32There are pigments called carotenoids in the algae that brine shrimp eat
09:36And since a flamingo eats those shrimp, its body metabolizes the pigments
09:42And that's how its feathers turn pink
09:54Flamingos are monogamous
09:55And mom and dad both help to build the nest and incubate the egg
10:04How about that?
10:06Let me get into my carpet bag of tricks, shall we?
10:09Okay, we got a cloak of invisibility
10:15I know it doesn't look like much
10:18Oh, no thanks
10:19Speaking of mistakes, where'd you get that dress, hon?
10:23Did you fall in a can of red paint?
10:24Or what's going on?
10:25Where'd you buy that?
10:26Blooming tails?
10:27Oh, ouch
10:29That was very good
10:32Ouch
10:34I am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow
10:41And, ladies and gentlemen, what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage at a matinee magic show in Vegas?
10:49Okay, can you sign in?
10:51Can you sign in?
10:53Can you sign in?
10:53Clap it up
10:55Clap for it up
10:56Clap for it up
10:59Jesse Torillo, you're coming on stage
11:06Diane, if you wouldn't mind taking this seat of honor
11:08Kenny, flank the opposite flank
11:09Thank you so much
11:10All right
11:13Now, wait
11:14I just want to do the math here
11:16Because you are marrying that guy
11:20Mm-hmm
11:22Okay, all right
11:23Well, it doesn't make sense to me, but hey
11:24Well, let me guess
11:27Huge bank account
11:28Oh, he's in the poor house
11:31Oh, well
11:31Let me guess again
11:33Huge shoe size
11:36Well, no, looks like a
11:38Ladies five
11:39Sorry, Kenny
11:40All right, ladies and gentlemen
11:42Now, I have two absolutely identical handkerchiefs
11:46I am going to tie these in a knot
11:49Just like the knot that you guys are going to tie tomorrow
11:55Isn't that nice?
11:57And we want a strong knot, don't we?
12:00So we're going to test the strength of that knot
12:02Now, Cheyenne, I need you to put this next to your heart
12:06That's right
12:06Talk about cleavage, guys
12:08Kenny, if you can help me out
12:09I'm going to test the strength of the knot
12:11And thus the strength of your marriage
12:14All right
12:15A one
12:16A two
12:17A two
12:18Three
12:19Abracadabh
12:20Wow
12:22Wow
12:23Wow
12:23Wow
12:23What a
12:24Wow
12:24Ta-da
12:25Oh, brother
12:27Okay, thank you so much
12:30Thank you so much
12:31Got a little thing
12:32I got a little thing sticking out right here
12:33Whoops
12:33Oh, no
12:35That's not mine
12:36That's not mine
12:38That's called a
12:39That was mine
12:40I guess it's the right size for that package
12:46I'm in Vegas
12:47My mom's getting married
12:49I may not survive
12:51Oh, bummer
12:52We bought a bubble machine
12:54Hurry, I'm back
12:55We'll get crazy
12:56Can't wait
13:01What?
13:06I have to cancel my mani pad
13:07Why?
13:09Kenny's in a bad place
13:10Right now
13:16He's upset about that
13:18Perverse magic show
13:20And just realized that he forgot his tie for the ceremony
13:26I have to help him find a new one
13:29So
13:30I'll have bad nails on my wedding day
13:32Kenny can't find a tie by himself
13:35He's scared that he'll get what I don't like
13:41Mom
13:43Go get your manicure
13:45I'll find Kenny a tie
13:46Oh
13:47I got it
13:48I love you so much
13:51Kenny
13:51Honey
13:52Can Margo help you find a tie?
13:55The two of you can spend some quality time together
14:02That sounds really nice
14:05I
14:07Oh
14:08I would like that
14:09Margo would too
14:10Wouldn't you?
14:12Yeah
14:12Of course
14:15Okay
14:15I'll meet you in the lobby
14:16It's a date
14:17Hee hee
14:18What about the shell colored one?
14:30Yeah
14:30Right?
14:31Mmhmm
14:32Or maybe not
14:33I just
14:33I don't know
14:34Honestly
14:35I just
14:36Okay
14:37Maybe we should just take a little break
14:39No
14:40No
14:40I'm alright
14:40I'm alright
14:41It's just
14:42I just can't believe I made such a tactical error
14:45As forgetting part of my wardrobe
14:48And I'm sorry
14:49Margo
14:50About the magic show
14:52I didn't know that it was gonna be vulgar
14:56I didn't know that it was gonna be vulgar
15:24I was very close to my parents
15:26You know
15:28They were my best friends
15:30I devoted my life to that concept of, you know, being of service to mom and dad
15:40And then the church
15:41And then the church
15:42To the exclusion of, you know
15:46I was beginning to think I missed out a little bit, you know
15:50So many things that I was just never gonna get to experience
15:55And then I walked into Bloomingdale's
16:03To buy a polo shirt
16:07And my whole future just
16:12Just cracked
16:13Cracked open
16:16You know
16:17I just loved her mother so much
16:19More than anything
16:22She changed my life
16:25I'm the luckiest man in the world, you know
16:32Hey
16:36This one
16:37She'll love it
16:40You think so?
16:42Pinky promise
16:46Okay
16:47Okay
16:48Let's get back to the hotel
16:49We gotta get ready for dinner
16:50Okay
16:51We found one
16:53Thank you, Marco
16:54Thank you
17:01Singing on your fever street
17:06Yeah
17:07We found the love of all a bump of me
17:12From the missing heavy load of speakers
17:17Yes
17:17But you just never ride around the tune of this to me
17:32this is so elegant kenny yeah and you know what we're celebrating so as a matter of fact
17:40how about a round of pina coladas three pina coladas yeah three virgin pina coladas please
17:51thanks you gotta tell him or we'll all end up drunk hey i told margo i wanted to apologize for
17:59getting all bent out of shape about the magic show it's fine stereo you know i just i just felt
18:05like
18:06i could have been a better sport about the whole thing it's fine ground control to kenny wow
18:15you know it does occur to me margo that i'm not only marrying your mom i'm also marrying the family
18:26yeah yeah and i just want you to know that i'm going to be there for you
18:31i am a dependable male figure that you can count on
18:38that doesn't have a second family oh kenny honey no jinx is not a bad person you know it's he's
18:47here to help out right now well i know that i i'm sorry thank you so much wow this is
18:55amazing
18:55this drink is yummy yeah is that good work okay well maybe we should order anyway um
19:02yeah my bride-to-be will have um the scallops she'll love them i'm sure i will
19:09scallops and i will have
19:18i'm performing my evolution i got it
19:30you put those milk machines to good use in a tight titty top or something kenny's asleep and we're
19:37going out you too mr manny i have to watch bode we'll just sneak him in the bottom dollar
19:48the bottom dollar you don't say i'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar oh just wear my
19:55coat and
19:56hide the little dump lump in it i want a real deal bachelorette party and you will not deny me
20:07i want a real deal bachelorette party and you will not deny me
20:13okay there you go shh be quiet
20:25oh
20:31oh get her luck
20:37that's how it goes sometimes
20:41hey uh i just want to thank you for having me out tonight
20:46this is really fun yeah well i knew you'd be good for a wild night out
20:54you're really getting married i really am yeah
21:03god damn i missed out
21:08a wedding night with you
21:11i am spoken for sir
21:24you remember that bathroom
21:32it's the best seven minutes of my life
21:42you blew it
21:44you blew it
21:45i know
21:49could have had me
21:52i wish i had but you blew it
21:57it's not a fucking baby
22:00this isn't something i like normally do
22:02i got him i got him
22:03wait are you fucking kidding me
22:04no it's okay it's okay
22:07just pop them all
22:10okay
22:19you go ahead you two have fun
22:47what did you meet somebody in there
22:49just enjoying a baby-less pee
22:51yeah that bathroom is uh
22:54surprisingly comfortable it's roomy
22:56okay i got it you and dad banged in there
22:59margot
23:00what is the deal with you guys
23:02what
23:05this song
23:06because in the midnight hour she cried more more more
23:14with a rebel yell she cried more more more
23:18i love it when you sing oh god
23:20you won't after tomorrow
23:22what do you mean you've been practicing that duet for weeks
23:25no no i just it's just it's just you know i gotta i gotta really feel the music and you
23:30know like in my gut and i try and i i just don't feel anything with that song when i
23:35hear it when i hear it when i
23:37try to sing it i just
23:38fucking elvis
23:40oh my god let it be me it's just such an
23:43ass licker of a song
23:46well maybe it's not the song
23:50what do you mean
23:50you know you don't have to get married tomorrow if you don't want to
23:54kenny is a good man
23:55he's such a good man
23:56he's kind
23:57he's stable
23:58so kind
23:59so stable
24:00and he wants me by his side till the day he dies
24:04that no man has ever loved me like he does
24:11can't you
24:13even pretend
24:16to be happy for me
24:22mom
24:24i am so happy for you
24:28i'm happy for me too
24:33oh
24:36look what we have here
24:39cheers
24:39cheers
24:44whoo
24:45i'd walk the world
24:47for you
24:51a thousand miles
24:54with you
24:57i'd sell my soul
24:59for you
25:02for money to burn
25:05for you
25:08i'd give you all
25:10and have no name
25:13justin
25:15justin
25:15justin
25:16justin
25:17to have you here like me
25:18you
25:19in the midnight hour
25:22she's my mom
25:24mom
25:24oh
25:26with a rebel
25:27yeah
25:28she's my mom
25:29mom
25:30mom
25:30mom
25:32oh
25:32oh yeah
25:40little baby
25:41she's my mom
25:44mom
25:45mom
25:46mom
25:46mom
25:47my mom
25:47we're getting married too
26:04okay
26:06i'll have buffalo wings
26:07and the shrimp mac and cheese
26:09i'll have my own order of buffalo wings
26:13come on in
26:14we're in two tacos
26:17i know
26:23so
26:28something borrowed
26:35it's bodie's
26:36i thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony
26:39let's see
26:41does susie make this
26:45something blue
26:54you have to hide that
26:56okay
26:58something old
27:01okay
27:03remember that
27:04no
27:05it is from when we drove all the way to the grand canyon
27:08and we just looked at it and bought some sour patch kids and then drove all the way back because
27:15i had school the next day so i kept this rock from that trip
27:17i love this
27:19i love this so much
27:20i love you so much
27:26something new
27:28what
27:30something old
27:31something blue
27:33something borrowed
27:34something new
27:37oh
27:37there's no new here
27:38there's no new here
27:38you forgot the new
27:39oh
27:40shit
27:40that's why they make it rhyme so people remember it
27:43oh god i'm such an idiot
27:44yeah i mean
27:45i didn't say it
27:52oh
27:52oh
27:53you
27:53something new
27:59it's from the hotel's jewelry store
28:01it's solid 14 carat
28:03how did you even oh my god you can't afford this
28:09oh my gosh i can't believe you did this
28:12of course i did
28:14oh
28:14we're getting married
28:16i don't deserve you
28:18how did you turn out so well
28:20oh my god i was just such a terrible mother
28:24what
28:24you're the best mom in the whole world
28:26no no i
28:28i couldn't give you the life you deserved
28:33things you deserved
28:34what are you talking about
28:36oh for christ's sake you had to grow up with a mother who worked at hooters
28:39what there's nothing wrong with working at hooters
28:41there's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do to take care of your child
28:48i do only fans
28:52you're funny
29:01i'm i'm i'm sorry i'm
29:07you're um you're doing what is that pornography
29:11no it's not pornography i'm not having sex on camera
29:14oh my god margo oh my god
29:16no it's basically just pictures of me in my underwear
29:18no no no no no i promise mom no no it's not what you think it is you're quitting
29:25now okay you're done just
29:29just get another job mom i can't just go and just get another job
29:33this is how i'm able to take your dad and bode and i mean how the hell are you yelling
29:37at me about this
29:38you think this is funny you have destroyed your life forever
29:52mom stop
29:56you're
29:58you're a sex worker margo
30:00no i'm not having sex you're selling it
30:04this is about building a brand no no no no this is about you giving people
30:11everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece of trash
30:15that isn't worth shit
30:18it is about losing the respect of every single person who would ever help your sorry ass even a
30:25little bit god oh quick god just stop does your father know about this no no i don't i just
30:36i
30:36don't even know what to say maybe i wasn't the perfect mother but i did not raise you to
30:41to do filthy things like this no you raised me to be your friend because you don't have any
30:57you have to come to the wedding tomorrow obviously i can't tell kenny about any of this but we need
31:05to witness
31:07i don't even know what to say
31:17i don't even know what to say
31:23come on
31:24oh my god
31:26oh my god
31:38i read your letter in the morning by the lake and i cried
31:46they were tears of joy my chains are finally broken
31:52i made a vow to stand beside you till the day that i died
32:00told you i could never live without your love but i lied
32:07i did not have any of that
32:24i knew i went to the last night
32:36i knew that i could not be a story
32:47Please rise for the bride, if you will.
32:54God bless the day I found you.
33:00I want to stay around you.
33:04And so on with you, let it be me.
33:15Don't take this heaven from one.
33:22If you must cling to someone, now and forever.
33:32Let it be me.
33:38Each time we meet, Lord.
33:42I find complete love without your sweet love.
33:52Tell me, what will I be?
33:59So never leave me lonely.
34:05Tell me you love me only.
34:09And that you'll always let it be me.
34:24And that you'll always let it be me.
34:26And that you'll always let it be me.
34:27And that you'll always let it be me.
34:48And that you'll always let it be me.
34:49Kiss your bride.
34:51Hey, hey.
34:54Without your sweet love.
34:57Tell me.
34:58What will I be?
35:04What will I be?
35:05Oh, let it be me.
35:13Cheers to Mrs. Hearn.
35:15Here you go.
35:16That was about the most beautiful ceremony in the history of forever.
35:20Mwah.
35:21Amen.
35:22Yeah.
35:24All right.
35:26And I'd like to make a toast.
35:29Yeah.
35:33Kenny, your love for my mom is pure and deep.
35:39And it's a beautiful thing to witness.
35:50Mom, every good thing, every strength that I possess,
35:59it's because of the example that you set.
36:02Not only by your words, sometimes, well, especially not your words,
36:11but because of you just being you.
36:19And for that, I'm truly grateful.
36:26So, best wishes to the both of you.
36:30And I love you.
36:36I said a honk a honk burning love.
36:39Oh, look.
36:39It's time for it's a honk a honk a burning love.
36:42Honk a honk burning love.
36:43Honk a honk burning love.
36:46I said a honk a honk burning love.
36:49Whoo.
36:57Oh, my God.
37:01Oh, my God.
37:04Oh, my God.
37:17Being on the road all those years, this was my favorite part.
37:21Room service?
37:23Room service.
37:35I peeked in today.
37:40She looked amazing.
37:43She did.
37:45And you looked amazing.
37:48I did.
37:52And Kenneth.
38:02Sweetheart.
38:05She still sees me as a kid.
38:08A baby with a baby.
38:10Well, she's a parent.
38:11That's my point.
38:12She'll never trust me to make my own decisions.
38:14You two battle all the time.
38:17And you always come out the other side loving each other more.
38:21You didn't ruin her big day.
38:25I ruined her so pretty.
38:28Say what now?
38:30Nothing.
38:31Maybe we should just leave tonight.
38:33I don't want to wake up in Vegas.
38:36Music to my ears.
38:37Why don't you go for a walk?
38:39Bodhi and I will pack up the car.
38:43Okay.
38:44I'm gonna go soak my feet.
38:46I want to dig into something big.
38:49An art project.
38:50I'm just...
38:50I'm not sure what yet.
38:54You okay, baby?
38:57Sada.
38:59Are you okay?
39:04Sada.
39:40There's my husband.
39:55What's wrong?
39:58I'm just so...
40:00so happy.
40:02Well, that's good.
40:04Happy is good.
40:29I'm just...
40:32This...
40:33the music's...
40:35it's disturbing.
40:35Distracting oh
40:39Okay
41:06I just want to be here in this room
41:13With you
41:33Wow
41:52I hate it when dudes try to chase me
41:57But I love it when you try to save me
42:00Cause I'm just a lady
42:06I love it when we play 1950
42:10It's so cold that your stays about to kill me
42:13I'm surprised when you kiss me
42:22So tell me why my girls look like you
42:29Tell me why it's wrong
42:35So away from you
42:41I will pray
42:46I will keep on waiting for your love
42:59I will keep on waiting for you
43:04I will keep on waiting for you
43:49I haven't been invited to do it for me
43:50I'll see you next week
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