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00:02:31I don't know.
00:04:02Butuh cinta sebagai menteganya.
00:04:05Dan yang namanya mentega, ya bisa habis.
00:04:11Mbak Yani?
00:04:13Ya, Bu?
00:04:15Mentega habis?
00:04:17Masa sih, Bu?
00:04:19Oh iya.
00:04:20Saya nggak tahu lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:24Nanti saya beliin ya, Bu.
00:04:25Eh, Bu, aku mau jalan-jalan dulu, Bu.
00:04:27Foto dulu dong.
00:04:29Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:30Buat story, Bu.
00:04:31Update.
00:04:33Guys.
00:04:35Jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:38Hashtag.
00:04:39Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:45Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:05:00Sayang, sayang, aku lihat kunci mobil aku ke, ya?
00:05:11Aku nyari, kok nggak ada?
00:05:12Aku nggak lihat.
00:05:15Tahu nggak, Bu.
00:05:17Sepagi ini udah tau, A.
00:05:18Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:19Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:22Jadi nggak salah, Pak?
00:05:23Kok nggak salah, ya?
00:05:24Nanti aja di sana, ya?
00:05:25Eh, kamu ke toko siang, kan?
00:05:28Di mana kalau...
00:05:30Kamu sudah ada di rumah.
00:05:33Yanni!
00:05:34Ya, Pak!
00:05:35Yann, tolong, Yann!
00:05:37Ah, kopi.
00:05:39Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:41Siapa?
00:05:43Nanti saya mau dipakai sama ibu, dan sekarang tolong tas gue saya masukin ke mobil ini.
00:05:47Siapa?
00:05:49Kamu ini pembantu apa tentara sih?
00:05:51Siapa?
00:05:52Bisa aja.
00:05:54Siap.
00:05:56Siap.
00:05:57Alah!
00:05:59Gak, gak.
00:06:02Hmm.
00:06:03Untung kopimu enak.
00:06:04Yaudah, nanti saya aku balik lagi.
00:06:06Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:06:08Ya, berikut rumah.
00:06:08Oke?
00:06:10Love you.
00:06:11Bye!
00:06:16Tiga.
00:06:17Dua.
00:06:18Satu.
00:06:19Oke.
00:06:21Sampai cantik.
00:06:23Makasih.
00:06:24Bye!
00:06:43Hello, Ibu.
00:06:46Ibu, I went to the store, I went to the store.
00:06:49So, I went to the store, I looked at the store.
00:06:52It was like this one, I went to the store.
00:06:57I was like this one.
00:07:05Are you okay?
00:07:09It's only just water.
00:07:11Yes, I can make the store.
00:07:15Ibu, why?
00:07:16Why is it like a lot of thinking?
00:07:22Look at that?
00:07:23Yes.
00:07:26It's okay.
00:07:27Let's go first.
00:07:31Let's just chill.
00:07:35Ibu is here or I'm here?
00:07:38Yes, I'm here.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:44Okay.
00:07:46Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:52Ya ampun Ibu.
00:07:55Waduh, waduh.
00:07:56Ibu ya cuma timbang.
00:08:00Gitu dong. Cantik amat sih Ibu.
00:08:03Ibu kalau modelan kayak Ibu kayak gini ya.
00:08:06Ini nih kalau di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya Bupati loh Bu.
00:08:10Eh, kok simpenan Bupati sih?
00:08:13Ya soalnya kan kalau istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini Bu.
00:08:23Kamu tuh udah punya pacar belum sih Mbak?
00:08:24Aduh Ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:28Udah lah Bu.
00:08:30Mas Bambang.
00:08:32Hmm.
00:08:33Itu loh Bu yang kerja di kementerian itu loh Bu.
00:08:37Kerja di kementerian?
00:08:38Eh maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:42Eh driver.
00:08:45Driver.
00:08:47Driver.
00:08:48Hah? Gimana?
00:08:48Super Bu, super.
00:08:50Lampung ke driver.
00:08:52Driver.
00:08:54Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:54Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu lah Bu.
00:08:58Oh di sini?
00:08:59Iya.
00:08:59Oh kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:09:02Hahaha.
00:09:05Gercep lah Bu.
00:09:07Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan Bu.
00:09:10Hehehe.
00:09:10Bagus lah.
00:09:11Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:09:15Amin.
00:09:16Gak suka selingkuh.
00:09:17Amin.
00:09:18Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:20Amin.
00:09:21Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:26Hehehe.
00:09:27Hehehe.
00:09:28Siap.
00:09:31Terus ibu mau apa lagi Bu?
00:09:33Gak usah aku mau pergi cek toko aku tutup rumah ya.
00:09:36Eh tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:38Belum ketemu Bu.
00:09:39Udah aku temuin.
00:09:40Bu Bu terakhir dong Bu.
00:09:41Udah ada dong Bu.
00:09:41Boskyu.
00:09:42Boskyu.
00:09:46Boskyu cakep.
00:09:47Boskyu cakep.
00:09:49Hashtag.
00:09:49DKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 00.
00:09:57Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:10:00Udah gini deh semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:10:05Lo tahan dulu.
00:10:07Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:10:11Takutnya ekonominya koles bro.
00:10:15Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:23Angkat dong angkat.
00:10:27Pak.
00:10:28Itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh Pak.
00:10:30Tolong bukain pintunya ya Pak.
00:10:36Pak.
00:10:38Bapak.
00:10:39Itu ibu Pak.
00:10:40Bukain pintunya dong Pak.
00:10:45Yang gaji saya Pak kamu ya?
00:10:47Iya ya?
00:10:49Iya ya Pak.
00:10:50Maaf maaf maaf.
00:10:52Maaf maaf maaf.
00:10:53Maaf maaf.
00:10:53Maaf maaf.
00:10:54Maaf maaf.
00:11:03Sayang.
00:11:04Lihat berita gak?
00:11:09Gila sih ini.
00:11:10Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:11:12Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:11:15Yuk.
00:11:16Ayo.
00:11:16Bilang sama dia Lengkai kalo mau ngewek sama laki orang.
00:11:19Model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:21Bahan.
00:11:23Eh yuk.
00:11:24Lah apa sih?
00:11:26Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:28Kamu ini ngomong apa sih yuk?
00:11:30Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:33Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi broto?
00:11:35Ya makanya kalo suaminya cerita itu udah dengerin.
00:11:38Kamu kan tau kerjaan aku apa?
00:11:41Sebelum kali juga kamu ngopel sama masalah.
00:11:42Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:47Semel kantor.
00:11:48Baca.
00:11:50Baca.
00:11:52Anya.
00:11:54Cuma perek kotor-kotor yang namanya insuladamnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain.
00:11:58Cik.
00:12:04Cik.
00:12:06Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:12:08Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:12:10Gimana kalo besok kita liat apartemen?
00:12:13Serius.
00:12:14Ya beneran.
00:12:21Beneran?
00:12:22Ya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:24Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:26Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:29Makasih.
00:12:43Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:45Aku gak bodoh ya broto.
00:12:47Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:50Aku mau kemana sih?
00:12:51Ayo!
00:12:53Astaga!
00:12:56Yuk!
00:12:57Udah dong.
00:12:59Eh!
00:12:59Mas apa-apa kan sih dong?
00:13:01Yuk!
00:13:02Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:13:03Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:13:06Ngomong baik-baik?
00:13:08Ngomong baik-baik?
00:13:11Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang.
00:13:13Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:13:16Ngomong baik-baik.
00:13:17Kepala.
00:13:17Oke banyak aku gak gue tau loh.
00:13:19Semuanya aku kayak gimana.
00:13:20Kamu aku sama...
00:13:21Yuk!
00:13:21Yuk!
00:13:22Yuk!
00:13:23Yuk!
00:13:23Yuk!
00:13:25Yuk!
00:13:26Yuk!
00:13:28Yuk!
00:13:29I'm going to die.
00:13:30I'm going to die.
00:13:32I'm going to die.
00:13:59I'm going to die with you, bro.
00:14:03I'm just going to die with this because I love you.
00:14:22You can't eat it.
00:14:27I'm going to die with you.
00:14:29Happy birthday to you.
00:14:33Happy birthday to you.
00:14:37Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:41Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:44Love you.
00:14:46Sehat-sehat, Ibu.
00:14:48I wish.
00:14:48I wish.
00:14:49Kau memang Anya yang kamu cari.
00:14:52Ciwakan.
00:14:55Aku rewan.
00:14:58Mas Wadi, jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan, ya kawan.
00:15:02Mas Wadi.
00:15:12Assalamualaikum.
00:15:15Waalaikumsalam.
00:15:16Ibu.
00:15:20Ayu.
00:15:21Bang, bang.
00:15:23Iya, aku juga.
00:15:24Kamu tak.
00:15:25Oke.
00:15:26Ibu, kau tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:28Ibu.
00:15:30Iya, kau gak bilang bangun.
00:15:32Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keinget sama kalian.
00:15:35Terus ibu pikir,
00:15:37Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:40Kalian gak kangen sama Ibu?
00:15:42Kangen.
00:15:43Gimana sih?
00:15:45Abis niatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:50Loh, kenapa sih kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:53Hah?
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:55Jangan, aku nanggak.
00:15:56Gak usah dong.
00:15:57Uh, gak enak kan ya tempat berantakan.
00:15:59Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:16:01Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:16:04Gak deh.
00:16:04Kalo gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:16:06Koper Ibu dibawa masuk.
00:16:08Ya.
00:16:09Iya, ibu harus banget nih.
00:16:14Ija?
00:16:16Ija?
00:16:18Ija mana?
00:16:19Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin papainya sakit.
00:16:25Oh, bu.
00:16:27Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:34Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:36Di departemen store, bu.
00:16:38Yang bagian halo-halo lewat script kegit yang
00:16:40Selamat datang di tempat, teman-teman kami.
00:16:43Bila anda belanja hari ini, besok anda mau mendapatkan.
00:16:46Cuma 90%
00:16:49Terus itu?
00:16:52Itu?
00:16:53Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:55Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:56Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman.
00:16:57Tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:59Sakit lagi, bu.
00:17:05Ibu, duduk-duduk.
00:17:07Ibu, duduk-duduk.
00:17:08Istirahat dulu.
00:17:09Capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:17:10Boleh tolong itu koper ibu.
00:17:12Boleh-boleh.
00:17:12Kamar tamu ya?
00:17:13Iya, Pak.
00:17:14Aku bikinin saya ya.
00:17:16Gak sayang gak pake gula.
00:17:21Ibu kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:23Dimas mana?
00:17:26Dimas mana?
00:17:29Dimas mana?
00:17:50Dimas mana?
00:17:53Tidak ada orang.
00:17:54Sepedan doang dari sebentar.
00:17:59Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:18:00Apa ya?
00:18:03Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:18:05Iya, iya.
00:18:06Bentar ya.
00:18:07Iya.
00:18:08Bisa kamu.
00:18:09Ibu.
00:18:10Ibu sepul mau dudukin yang diminta maapak.
00:18:12Ini minta maapak.
00:18:16Ini minta maapak.
00:18:17Bapak.
00:18:17Ini kamu.
00:18:18Kamu ibu kurang tamaku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:21Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:22Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:25Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:26Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:27Cantik ya.
00:18:28Gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:29Maksudnya?
00:18:30Ya Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:33Aku mau jawab apa?
00:18:35Iya kamu bikin aja kamu jawab apa?
00:18:36Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:37Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:41Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:42Jadi setahun belakangnya dirumah terus.
00:18:44Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:45Waduh.
00:18:47Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:50Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:53Kamu nanakin aku sama, Ma.
00:18:55Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:56Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:57Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:19:00Bener tau ya.
00:19:01Bu.
00:19:02Coba aja ke pikirannya.
00:19:03Nih.
00:19:03Udah jadi tanya, Bu.
00:19:05Gak terlalu manis.
00:19:06Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:19:08Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis ya, Pak ya.
00:19:11Iya, Bapak kan sukanya manis-manis.
00:19:13Saya sukanya sampai ditidurin.
00:19:23Ini gua tanya.
00:19:25Makasih, Bu.
00:19:29Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:31Enggak ada yang emakin.
00:19:33Yang virus.
00:19:35Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:38Tapi heran ya.
00:19:39Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:41Disuruh.
00:19:42Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:43Eh, tetap ada di rumah.
00:19:45Enggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:46Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:47Hah.
00:19:48Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:49Rabu sore.
00:19:50Jumlah.
00:19:51Jumlah.
00:19:52Jumlah.
00:19:52Jumlah.
00:19:52Jumlah.
00:19:53Jumlah.
00:19:53Jumlah.
00:19:54Jumlah.
00:19:54Jumlah.
00:19:56Jumlah.
00:19:59Jumlah.
00:20:11Jumlah.
00:20:11Jumlah.
00:20:11Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:20:13Masa.
00:20:14Tapi gitu lah.
00:20:14Lirupin enggak.
00:20:15Ibu stres.
00:20:17Hah?
00:20:22Hmm,
00:20:22ibu aku mau ngomong sesuatu semua ibu.
00:20:27Aku mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:28Hmm.
00:20:32What?
00:20:38love...
00:20:39I'm sorry.
00:20:46.
00:20:50.
00:20:54.
00:20:55.
00:20:55.
00:20:55We'll be in the next month.
00:20:56We'll be in the next month.
00:20:59No problem.
00:21:02We're going to be in the next month.
00:21:06No problem.
00:21:08We're going to have to give up our health.
00:21:11I don't know.
00:21:18I'll take my house to my house so I can rest.
00:21:20Okay, can I?
00:21:31I love you, I'll leave you alone, I'll help you first.
00:21:37I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:21:45But his daughter likes have a daughter, she says, he makes a daughter two and5 and 7 of course it's
00:21:56right.
00:21:57What about her sister?
00:22:00Yeah, she also feels like I huggyė.
00:22:03All it may just be nice.
00:22:11acordo getting ready.
00:22:12Yes, sure.
00:22:14Let's finish it.
00:22:16If you need it, it's fine.
00:22:21It's done.
00:22:24I'm tired.
00:22:25I want to go to school.
00:22:27Is that what I'm doing?
00:22:30I'm fine.
00:22:32I'm fine.
00:22:32I'm fine.
00:22:32I'm fine.
00:22:33Yes.
00:22:35Soto kamu.
00:22:37Inget, Kak?
00:22:38Iya.
00:22:40Mau banget.
00:22:42Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:44Khas.
00:22:44Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:50Ayu.
00:22:51Ya, sayang?
00:22:53Terima kasih.
00:22:56Oke, Bu.
00:22:57Udah saya catat semua bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:23:01Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua, Bu.
00:23:05Ibu gak mau paham.
00:23:08Oke, siap, Bu.
00:23:11Eh, Bu.
00:23:11Tapi uangnya.
00:23:14Udah habis?
00:23:15Habis.
00:23:16Aduh.
00:23:17Saya belum ke ATM lagi.
00:23:18Kamu gak ada cash room yang saya pincang.
00:23:19Gak cukup.
00:23:20Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:21Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:30Nah, siap, Tana.
00:23:31Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di bukas?
00:23:33Tolongnya mana?
00:23:36Tolong.
00:23:38Berapa?
00:23:39Beratus.
00:23:40Beratus.
00:23:40Beratus.
00:23:45Yuk.
00:23:48Yuk.
00:23:50Gaze, belanja lagi.
00:23:53Soto ayam.
00:23:54Ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:56Ayu.
00:23:57Ayu.
00:24:00I think it's not the truth.
00:24:03I think you think, when you go, I'm going to come.
00:24:06You're going to come here during lockdown.
00:24:09Lockdown is not two or three days.
00:24:11It's a week, a month, a month.
00:24:15I think it's a sign of God if we don't know.
00:24:20God?
00:24:22It's a sign of God?
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26So long, I think it's a month.
00:24:27I just want to talk to God.
00:24:29Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:38Sayang.
00:24:38I don't want to talk to God.
00:24:46Please, Dad.
00:24:56Tiga hari.
00:24:58Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:25:00Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:25:02Aku pergi.
00:25:13Bu!
00:25:14Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:25:16Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:17Itu ada orang kelurangan ngider.
00:25:19Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:23Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:25Pak, sebentar, Pak.
00:25:27Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:28Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:29Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:31Ya.
00:25:31Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:34Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:36Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:37Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:38Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:40Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:42Pak.
00:25:43Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:46Bu.
00:25:46Pak.
00:25:48Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:50Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:55Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:56Kasian, Pak.
00:25:58Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:26:02Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:26:05Gimana, Bu?
00:26:06Menurutmu?
00:26:07Ya, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:11Pertawa.
00:26:26Pertawa.
00:26:34Gimana?
00:26:36Pertawa.
00:26:38Kota.
00:26:38Pertawa.
00:26:40Pertawa.
00:26:41Kota.
00:26:41Maybe you can find Ayu.
00:26:42Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:48Why did you meet him?
00:26:50Huh?
00:26:52This is the job.
00:26:56Oh, Mas.
00:26:58I didn't meet him before.
00:26:59I'm not strong.
00:27:03Let me, let me.
00:27:05I don't want to be here.
00:27:08I want to meet Mas Bambang.
00:27:11I want to go leave it.
00:27:14What?
00:27:16What?
00:27:17I need to go?
00:27:19how are you going to meet with my mom?
00:27:21What?
00:27:29How are you going to meet my dad?
00:27:36Hello!
00:27:46å°
00:27:52You just need to find a place in the place
00:27:55I'm trying to make a prank, I could come
00:27:58You're so afraid that I'm just in there
00:28:00I'm scared of it
00:28:03You're right now, please
00:28:04Please, please.
00:28:05Yeah, you can't, darling. Just like you're alone, it's safe.
00:28:10You can't do that.
00:28:11But I'm afraid of you.
00:28:14If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:20I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:24Anya, it's virus flu.
00:28:28It's not zombie.
00:28:29So if you're in quarantine, it's not safe.
00:28:32It's not safe, Aman.
00:28:34I'm afraid.
00:28:38Please, please.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:44Biar kamu tenang, you must be quiet.
00:28:46What do you mean?
00:28:47I don't know.
00:28:47I don't know.
00:28:49Oh, yeah.
00:28:51Now you're in a video, if you're in a dance.
00:28:57Like that.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59No, no.
00:29:00Jangan.
00:29:00Jangan bilang.
00:29:01Awww.
00:29:03Aduh, Ayol.
00:29:04Nyalain video hall ya.
00:29:05Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:29:07Aku bisa tenang.
00:29:08Ayo.
00:29:09Makanya kamu dance.
00:29:10Sekarang.
00:29:11Okay?
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:14Sekarang banget nih.
00:29:15Uh, ya.
00:29:22Okay.
00:29:25Uh, ada-ada aja.
00:29:27Yes.
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:31Uh, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:43Uh, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:58Eh, mas.
00:29:59Kamu gak kerja ya?
00:30:01Bos, kan benang cepet.
00:30:03Lock down.
00:30:04Aku langsung naik konjek kesini.
00:30:07Ya, tapi kok naik.
00:30:08Aduh, mas.
00:30:09Tapi kok naikkan sih?
00:30:11Cinta, Ani.
00:30:13Cinta.
00:30:14Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:30:16Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:21Kinda romantic.
00:30:23We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:26I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:28Cause we can fly in any makeup.
00:30:32Yes.
00:30:33Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:34Mas.
00:30:35Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:36Oh iya dong.
00:30:38Kan balance.
00:30:40Rohani.
00:30:41Just money.
00:30:43Hahaha.
00:30:43Eh, Lungking.
00:30:44Eh, masuk.
00:30:45Masuk, masuk.
00:30:46Masuk, masuk.
00:30:47Masuk.
00:30:47Iya, Bu.
00:30:49Iya, Bu.
00:30:51Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:53Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:54Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:57Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:59Guys, lockdown.
00:31:00Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:31:05Ibu.
00:31:06Dah.
00:31:07Ini, Ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:31:09Iya.
00:31:09Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada dipukul kasih ya.
00:31:11Kasiannya, leper.
00:31:12Iya, Bu.
00:31:13Nanti yang ini liat ya.
00:31:14Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:31:19Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:20Iya, Bu.
00:31:21Iya, Bu.
00:31:21Tenang, Bu.
00:31:22Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:26Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:28Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:31Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:35Gitu, Bu.
00:31:36Enak.
00:31:37Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:38Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:39Iya, Bu.
00:31:40Ini, Bu.
00:31:48Ini, Bu.
00:31:52Ini, Bu.
00:31:54Ini, Bu.
00:32:00Ini, Bu.
00:32:30Apa sih?
00:32:31Ini, Bu.
00:32:38Ini, Bu.
00:32:40Ini, Bu.
00:32:53Ini, Bu.
00:32:56Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:59Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:33:01Eh, kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:33:03Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:33:06Ada, ada, ada.
00:33:07Udah.
00:33:07Udah berosong mau mandi.
00:33:09Iya.
00:33:11Tapi cek ya?
00:33:13Iya.
00:33:14Bener ya?
00:33:15Iya, Ibu.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:21Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:23Makanya jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:24Kita tahu.
00:33:26Hah?
00:33:28Ssst.
00:33:29Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:30Mas?
00:33:32Ngapakan?
00:33:35Hehehehe.
00:33:36Aduh.
00:33:37Aduh.
00:33:37Let's go, baby.
00:33:39Gak bisa.
00:33:40Hah?
00:33:40Ibu nyuruh aku hitung masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:43Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:43Lah kamu ngajakin gak mau ngapain lagi sih?
00:33:45Ayah.
00:33:46Gini, udah gini loh.
00:33:47Iya, tapi...
00:33:48Aduh.
00:33:49Aku ngulek di sana apa ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:51Di sini ya, Mas.
00:33:51Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:53Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:54Belum dia apa-apain, Bang Kaceng.
00:33:56Hah?
00:33:56Udah, pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:57Diam di sini.
00:33:58Ya?
00:33:59Aku gimana ini?
00:34:00Hehehe.
00:34:00Stay rahat di tempat.
00:34:02Tunggu aku datang ya.
00:34:04Kalau macu aku sentil ya.
00:34:06Ssst.
00:34:07Pokoknya diam.
00:34:08Aduh.
00:34:08Satu, dua, dua, empat diam.
00:34:09Ahuu.
00:34:15Ah.
00:34:17Ah, so, aku.
00:34:25I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
00:34:52I can't see how to do it.
00:34:53Serious so much, Bu.
00:35:00Ibu mau ke mana?
00:35:05Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalau di sini saya mau balesin chat ke customer.
00:35:14Hey, Bu, Bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani, itu sialnya dead, hampir Bu.
00:35:22Aduh, marah, percuma.
00:35:25Iya, iya.
00:35:29Mba Yanni, nanti kalo misalnya Ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:34Oh gitu ya.
00:35:35Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:36Siap, Bu.
00:35:42Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan mula lagi sih.
00:35:47Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:51Mana ada waktu sama cilain lain.
00:35:53Tapi itu punya siapa?
00:35:56Nah itu.
00:36:03Yan!
00:36:04Telur, dede! Telur!
00:36:06Yah, ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:36:09Yanni jantungan deh, Bu.
00:36:11Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:36:13Nah, ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:17Ya ini, Bu, yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:19Kambing?
00:36:19Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:21Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telurnya.
00:36:24Daging kambing.
00:36:26Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:27Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:29Buat beroto.
00:36:30Biar nak cos kalo orang amam.
00:36:32Amam.
00:36:33Amam.
00:36:34Uyeh, uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:35Apa sih tuh ya, uyeh?
00:36:37Uyeh, uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:40Terus, gini aja, Yan.
00:36:42Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:44Iya, Bu.
00:36:44Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:48Kambing, toge.
00:36:49Terus kalo buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:53Oke.
00:36:54Yan.
00:36:54Soalnya, ibu datangin punya cucu.
00:36:57Wah, halah untuk itu.
00:36:59Yanni paham, Bu.
00:37:00Kalo itu, Bu.
00:37:00Mendingan Yan dikenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan di kampung.
00:37:03Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:37:06Pake apa dia?
00:37:07Doa aja dari jauh.
00:37:08Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:37:10Tapi dia mau juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:37:14Udah lah.
00:37:15Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:17Ya.
00:37:18Siap, Bu.
00:37:18Terus kalo buat ibu ya, omelette aja.
00:37:22Siap.
00:37:22Tapi, tambah susu dikit.
00:37:24Siap, Bu.
00:37:25Ya.
00:37:26Makasih, Yan.
00:37:27Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:30Ayu mana?
00:37:32Eh.
00:37:33Dari tadi sih.
00:37:35Yangi belum liat ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:38Touch book, Ibu.
00:37:40Que, Ibu.
00:37:49Dari tadi sue 90nd setes.
00:37:50Dari tadi aku kayak lawan, Bu.
00:37:54Arut.
00:37:55Kayakwi sos.
00:37:59Kayakwa.ŠøŠ»Šø
00:38:00tadi tuh. Dan.
00:38:03Dan.
00:38:06Dan.
00:38:07Dan.
00:38:07Anges.
00:38:07Dan.
00:38:22Oh
00:38:35See
00:38:38Kamu ganti
00:38:45Cakeet
00:38:47Omelette
00:38:48Eh Bu Ayu
00:38:50Bu Sepuh
00:38:53Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh
00:38:57Enak pasti
00:38:58Makasih ya
00:39:00Sama-sama Bu, ya ini siapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:39:03Mari Bu Ayu
00:39:07Hai
00:39:08Handsome
00:39:10Handsome and back
00:39:12Yuk
00:39:13Aku ready nih
00:39:15Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih
00:39:18Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan
00:39:20Come on
00:39:22Come to mama
00:39:23Enggak
00:39:25Enggak pengen
00:39:26Hah?
00:39:28Kok gitu sih?
00:39:30Baru ditinggal sebentar
00:39:32Ayolah Mas nih
00:39:33Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih
00:39:36Acem-acem engkau udah
00:39:38Bosku WA barusan
00:39:40Aduh, terus?
00:39:42Katanya
00:39:43Ya udah
00:39:44Kamu pulang kampung aja
00:39:46Isolasi sendiri
00:39:47Nanti
00:39:48Nanti saya kabarin
00:39:49Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:51Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:52Kau udah kayak gini
00:39:54Dipecat ini mah
00:39:55Hah
00:39:57Serius, Mas?
00:40:00Kamu sih
00:40:01Aduh, ngapain?
00:40:02Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini
00:40:04Aku tuh cuma mau main
00:40:05Udah dibawa masuk ke sini
00:40:06Nggak diapa-apain lagi
00:40:08Hmm
00:40:10Maaf dong, Mas
00:40:12Hmm
00:40:14Gimana dong sekarang?
00:40:15Oh iya ngaku nih
00:40:17Gak ada kerjaan
00:40:18Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:21Aku bijet apa gitu deh
00:40:23Supaya kamu enakkan ya
00:40:25Krokin deh, krokin, krokin
00:40:27Ayo
00:40:28Yuk
00:40:28Sini
00:40:29Ugar bahan sama
00:40:33Uuuuh
00:40:34Uuuuh
00:40:35Uuuuh
00:40:35Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu
00:40:37Yang boji banget ini
00:40:40Uuuuh
00:40:41Uuuuh
00:40:41Kebis deh
00:40:42Pasti
00:40:43Ya
00:40:44Ya
00:40:45Tapi abis terokin
00:40:46Ya
00:40:50Mas
00:40:51Gimana kalau kamu
00:40:53Tinggal di sini aja
00:40:56Ya
00:40:57Enggara, nanti kalau bos kamu tahu
00:40:59Dipolisiin buat kita
00:41:01Alah
00:41:02Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja Mas
00:41:05Aman deh, aman
00:41:08Terus
00:41:09Mandinya
00:41:10Kalo mau berat gimana?
00:41:12Kalo mau pipis?
00:41:13Hmm
00:41:14Kalo mandi gampang Mas
00:41:16Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja
00:41:18Pas mau orang gak tidur
00:41:20Kalo pas lagi gak ada orang
00:41:21Jadi aman
00:41:22Ya
00:41:24Bajunya gimana?
00:41:25Aku hanya coba baju
00:41:26Baju bapak banyak
00:41:27Tenang
00:41:28Dan
00:41:29Kalo gak
00:41:29Kalo gak
00:41:46Kalo gak
00:41:49Kalo gak
00:41:50Kalo gak
00:43:00Selamat pagi.
00:43:01Hei Ibu.
00:43:03Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:43:09Terima kasih Ibu.
00:43:10Ini teh ginseng.
00:43:12Ini ada rumah-rumahnya loh.
00:43:16Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:19Kalau ini Ayu juga.
00:43:21Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:24Kalau rotinya, buat kamu.
00:43:27Terima kasih ya.
00:43:29Terima kasih Ibu.
00:43:32Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:36Nggak usah.
00:43:37Nggak usah.
00:43:38Ini serius loh.
00:43:41Nggak usah.
00:43:44Kalian perhatikan ya.
00:43:47Ini tuh penting.
00:43:49Ini bukan porno.
00:43:52Ini kamu tau.
00:43:55Kamu ya.
00:43:56Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:58Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:44:01Gitu loh.
00:44:03Hah?
00:44:04Udah.
00:44:05Udah.
00:44:05Gue contohin ya.
00:44:07Eh, eh bu.
00:44:08Jangan, jangan.
00:44:08Bu.
00:44:09Apa yang sih contohin?
00:44:09Udah.
00:44:10Sebentar.
00:44:11Aduh.
00:44:12Dia ngerti.
00:44:18Ini ya.
00:44:20Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:22Supaya.
00:44:24Semuanya tuh bisa berenang.
00:44:25Untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:2815 menit lah.
00:44:31Udah.
00:44:33Bisa nggak?
00:44:33Bisa.
00:44:36Ayo ayo.
00:44:37Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:39Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:53Roto.
00:44:54Kamu tuh.
00:44:56Jangan diem aja.
00:44:57Sini sini.
00:44:59Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:45:01Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:45:04Gini.
00:45:05Ya.
00:45:06Soalnya gini.
00:45:07Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:45:09Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu.
00:45:12Bisa menang cepet.
00:45:14Gitu loh.
00:45:16Terus.
00:45:18Kamu aja ngobrol.
00:45:21Macak ngobrol.
00:45:23Macak ngobrol.
00:45:24Gini.
00:45:25Iya.
00:45:26Dede.
00:45:27Halo.
00:45:29Berenang, berenang.
00:45:30Iya, iya.
00:45:31Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:32Abis itu kamu doa ya.
00:45:35Nanti deh.
00:45:36Ibu WA-in kamu ya.
00:45:37Doanya.
00:45:38Ya.
00:45:38Ibu tau dari mana sih kayak begini ya.
00:45:40Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:42Ya.
00:45:43Iya, iya.
00:45:43Hmm.
00:45:44Yoh.
00:45:45Ya.
00:45:48Udah.
00:45:50Ya udah.
00:45:50Ya udah.
00:45:51Ya udah.
00:45:52Masa?
00:45:55Masa?
00:45:56Masa?
00:45:56Masa sekarang?
00:45:57Iya.
00:45:57Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:59Tidak.
00:46:01Tidak.
00:46:01Tidak.
00:46:02Tidak.
00:46:03Ya wis.
00:46:04Ya.
00:46:04Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cucu ya.
00:46:05Dari kalian ya.
00:46:07Tidak.
00:46:07Allah.
00:46:22Ibu.
00:46:23Ibu.
00:46:24Ibu, Ibu.
00:46:27Ibu.
00:46:33Ibu.
00:46:37Ibu.
00:46:41Ibu.
00:46:43Ibu.
00:46:46Ibu.
00:46:51Ayu.
00:46:58Oh
00:46:58Broto Adi Sutejo
00:47:02Amang gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nelepon, gue tau nih
00:47:05Masih lagi ada maunya nih, iya kan?
00:47:07Lagi gak pengen bahasa bahas ini
00:47:09Emang gue ada maunya
00:47:11Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue
00:47:13Entah budi? Kapan?
00:47:15Oh, perlu gue ingetin nih
00:47:17Duit-duit gue yang numpang gak pesan gue
00:47:19Ya?
00:47:20Hah?
00:47:20Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga gimana sih lo?
00:47:23Ya tetap ajak gue hitung utang budi itu
00:47:25Udah deh tar
00:47:26Gue butuh bantuan lo nih
00:47:27Ini serius?
00:47:29Bantuan apaan?
00:47:31Oke gini
00:47:34Bisa gak lo cek infonya aja?
00:47:36Lo cek nomor yang sering keluar masuk
00:47:39Ayuh bingi lo
00:47:40Ya iya siapa lagi?
00:47:42Eh gak kebalik nih
00:47:43Kalau bingi lo yang minta tolong sama gue
00:47:45Gue percaya
00:47:47Eh?
00:47:48Bantuan ini gue kasih
00:47:50Oke oke
00:47:52Tunggu 1-2 jam deh
00:47:53Ntar gue kabarin
00:47:55Oke
00:47:56Tunggu 1-2 jam
00:47:57Tunggu 1-2 jam
00:48:08Tunggu 1-2 jam
00:48:25Tunggu 1-2 jam
00:48:26Tunggu 1-2 jam
00:48:32Tunggu 2-3 jam
00:48:34Tunggu 1 jam
00:48:49why is this?
00:48:50what are you talking about?
00:48:51oh that's good
00:48:54there's all the things you're talking about
00:49:01what are you talking about?
00:49:03what are you talking about?
00:49:12Yeah, I can.
00:49:16What's your name?
00:49:18What's your name?
00:49:18Here you go.
00:49:19You're in front of me.
00:49:21Yeah, let me hear you.
00:49:24So, you're going to ask Anton?
00:49:27Yeah?
00:49:28Why?
00:49:29Why are you afraid?
00:49:30Wait, wait.
00:49:32I'm sorry.
00:49:39I'm sorry.
00:49:39Where in the inside you're not asking.
00:49:42But you're alone.
00:49:44So, I'm sorry.
00:49:45I'm wrong.
00:49:47But you're in front of me.
00:49:49What's your name?
00:49:50What's your name?
00:49:52Oh, there's a number that's going on until you're in front of me.
00:49:58Then?
00:50:02Then?
00:50:02That's the number that's...
00:50:03Yeah, that's the number.
00:50:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:50:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:50:07Denger gak?
00:50:12Tentap?
00:50:14Maksud lo gimana?
00:50:16Kok nomor gue?
00:50:17Ya, iya.
00:50:18Kak, lu tanya sama gue.
00:50:19Satu nomor yang sering melepon keluar matup ini lo.
00:50:22Ya, nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:23Yeah, I'm the guy. If I say my name, I'll tell you, I don't have to do it.
00:50:26I don't have to do it.
00:50:27I don't have to do it.
00:50:35You're the same.
00:50:37I don't have to do it anymore.
00:50:47Ma, I love you.
00:50:50Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:54Ini masuk.
00:50:55Mantap.
00:50:57Itu toge.
00:50:59Gak sih keju ya?
00:51:01Biar Josh.
00:51:03Makan ya.
00:51:08Kenapa sih?
00:51:09Gak masuk rasanya.
00:51:10Biar Josh.
00:51:10Enggak, aku ini aja.
00:51:13Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni?
00:51:16Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:19Liatin ya.
00:51:20Kalo nanti uangku udah kekumpul, Mas.
00:51:23Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:28Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:31Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:32Bener, Sani tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:34Iya.
00:51:36Emang, aku tambahin duit.
00:51:38Serius?
00:51:39Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:41Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan, Mas.
00:51:45Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:48Alah, segitu aja kok mau yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:52Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:53Beneran ya?
00:51:54Iya.
00:51:55Tapi gak usah di transfer, Mas.
00:51:57Kenapa?
00:51:57Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:59Akhirnya nyalain di sini, nabungan.
00:52:02Don't worry.
00:52:04Tapi begini.
00:52:06Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:52:10Harus ada.
00:52:11Imbal baliknya.
00:52:13Terang.
00:52:14Tak kaki jatah.
00:52:16Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:19Biar mirin.
00:52:20Biar jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:23Ayo, yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:25Anya!
00:52:25Cuma perek koskotan yang nama instan dalemnya,
00:52:27biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:29Mana pernah aku nama instan dalem aku.
00:52:33Ini kan kamu tau.
00:52:34Aku jarang nama instan dalem.
00:52:47Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:49Gak puas lo bikin malu gua?
00:52:51Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:53Bukan maksud gue untuk njebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:56Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:59Info apa lagi sih?
00:53:00Huh?
00:53:00Buruan deh.
00:53:01Hacker gue bilang,
00:53:02ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone di demo.
00:53:06Maksudnya gimana?
00:53:07Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:53:09Lo gak tau?
00:53:10Enggak, so gue satu doa.
00:53:11Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:53:13ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:53:15Lo krimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:18Oke, thank you.
00:53:43Halo, Pak.
00:53:50Wah.
00:53:55Wah!
00:53:57Yung!
00:53:58Yung!
00:54:00Ah!
00:54:01Ah Yung!
00:54:02Masih lo!
00:54:07Yung!
00:54:09Ayo!
00:54:12Apalagi?
00:54:13Apain lo pake cuci?
00:54:14Hah?
00:54:15Mau nyembunyiin apalagi lo?
00:54:21Apalagi?
00:54:23Apa?
00:54:25Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:27Bukti?
00:54:28Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:29Gak usah ngilas lagi, daripada gue kasar sama lo!
00:54:32Perata!
00:54:33Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:36Menantuk sayangan ibu?
00:54:40Itu gak ada ibu?
00:54:42Bilang ke sana!
00:54:44Bilang apa?
00:54:46Gue tuh ngomong habis di Broto?
00:54:48Ngomong apa?
00:54:51Ibu mau tau.
00:54:53Ayu selingkuh.
00:54:55Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:57Siapa mau kamu tau mana?
00:54:59Anton!
00:54:59Gak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:55:01Udah jelas-jelas, Anton bilang nomor yang sering tau aku itu nomor kamu.
00:55:05Nomor satunya lagi?
00:55:07Nomor yang gua gak tau?
00:55:09Ibu tau dia punya 2 nomor.
00:55:10Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nepon siapa tau?
00:55:13Tuh deh mas tuh!
00:55:16Apa iya yuk?
00:55:26Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku, aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:29Aku jatuh nama kamu!
00:55:30Aku jatuh merasaan ibu!
00:55:32Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:35Baik lah.
00:55:36Enggak ngomong apa sih?
00:55:38Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:42Eh, selana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naro kan?
00:55:46Selana dalem apa?
00:55:48Selana dalem perempuan gue.
00:55:49Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue.
00:55:51Bilangin apa?
00:55:52Nemuin selana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:54Padahal nih!
00:55:56Dia yang naro sendiri!
00:55:57Drama lo!
00:55:59Drama?
00:56:00Jadi maksud kamu Anya, perempuan yang mau piara 2 tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:56:06Hah?
00:56:07Ayo!
00:56:08Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:56:13Berani gak?
00:56:25Beratah.
00:56:27Ibu sudah tahu semua tentang Anya, kelakuan kamu.
00:56:34Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:38Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat, ternyata kamu tuh melunjak.
00:56:54Do you want to know where you are?
00:56:56You forgot your father's name.
00:57:00Hadi Sutejo.
00:57:01Who made all of your business go bankrupt.
00:57:04There are a lot of your father's father who can help me.
00:57:11You are a good, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
00:57:15You are still a good boy.
00:57:17You are a good boy.
00:57:19You are a bad boy.
00:57:23You hear me?
00:57:24You are a good boy.
00:57:27You are a good boy.
00:57:27You are a good boy.
00:57:31Ayu, I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:41You are a good boy.
00:57:43You know?
00:57:43Ayu, I know about Dimas.
00:57:44You are a good boy.
00:57:46You are a good boy.
00:57:48You are a good boy.
00:57:48You are a good boy.
00:57:50You are a good boy.
00:57:55Tomorrow, I will call Dimas to come here.
00:57:58To explain everything.
00:58:04You are a good guy over here.
00:58:11All right.
00:58:15You are a good boy.
00:58:23Do you want to pay attention?
00:58:26Okay!
00:58:28There is no explanation before everything is explained.
00:58:34Let's go again.
00:58:36In the evening, you will sleep with me.
00:58:42While in the evening, you will think about what you will make for tomorrow.
00:59:00I don't want to leave.
00:59:01Your family will be taken care of.
00:59:05I don't understand what I want.
00:59:06Your family will be taken care of.
00:59:08I don't understand what it is.
00:59:49I don't understand what I want.
00:59:51I don't understand what you're doing.
00:59:52I don't know.
01:00:23Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat, aduh stres deh aku ah.
01:00:28Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:30Buat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:34Bauknya mana?
01:00:35Aku diet protein.
01:00:36Diet protein?
01:00:39Eh, itu ribet-ribet kenapa sih? Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:43Cedih ya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:46Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:50Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:51Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:56Waduh, aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:01:00Hah? Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:01:02Kenapa sih? Nanti kedengeran.
01:01:06Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:01:09Alusannya buat gurus orang tua.
01:01:11Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:01:17My name is Yan.
01:01:22Yan.
01:01:23Keren.
01:01:28Kamu minyak angin ya?
01:01:30Abis ngerok kamu.
01:01:31Ini sebenernya minyak tanah, Kak Dil.
01:01:32Ah!
01:01:33Ah!
01:01:47Ah!
01:01:48Ah!
01:01:49Ah!
01:01:52Ah!
01:01:59Ah!
01:02:07I'm sorry, I'm waiting for you.
01:02:11I'm waiting for you.
01:02:17I'm waiting for you.
01:02:25I'm waiting for you.
01:02:31I'm still working
01:02:35Yes, I'm going to sleep again
01:02:41It's not possible if I go home
01:02:45Jakarta is still quarantine
01:02:46How are you going to report?
01:02:51Yes, are you healthy?
01:02:53Are you healthy?
01:02:55Are you healthy?
01:02:56Do you want to talk to my mom?
01:02:59Yes, yes
01:03:01Jan?
01:03:03I want to talk to you again
01:03:10Why are you still sleeping?
01:03:17Are you healthy, right?
01:03:21Ya udah
01:03:23Istirahat aja
01:03:26Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:30Aku bingung, Jan
01:03:35Aku takut anak-anakku berantem
01:03:37Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:40Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:42Kalo Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:47Semoga gak ya
01:03:48Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:50Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:54Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:04:03Ya wis, itu aja
01:04:07Terima kasih ya
01:04:08Terima kasih ya
01:04:09Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:04:25Oh
01:04:28Yo don't let her go
01:04:30Oh
01:04:30Oh
01:04:44Assalamualaikum
01:04:47Hai Dimas
01:04:49Hai Bu
01:04:53Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:54Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:56Udah nanti
01:04:57Masuk aja dulu
01:05:01Hai Mbak Yu
01:05:07Hei Mas
01:05:08Sehat
01:05:15Mas Bambang
01:05:16Kawat
01:05:17Kawat kawat kawat
01:05:18Kamu kemana sih lo Bang
01:05:20Aduh Mas
01:05:21Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:25Pukul-pukul aja?
01:05:27Belom
01:05:28Ya
01:05:29Eh
01:05:30Tadi
01:05:31Tunggu 2 masuk sini
01:05:33Terus gimana?
01:05:34Ya aku ngumpet pake ini
01:05:36Aduh
01:05:37Katanya
01:05:39Kamu
01:05:40Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:43Aduh
01:05:43Ya itu Mas
01:05:45Gimana dong
01:05:48Duh
01:05:48Duh
01:05:49Duh
01:05:49Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:52Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:56Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:58Wah
01:06:05Wah
01:06:06Wah
01:06:06Apa itu Yan?
01:06:07Ini loh Mas
01:06:08Tabungan aku
01:06:09Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:06:11Eyalah
01:06:12Duh
01:06:14Duit ini
01:06:14Iya
01:06:15Enak banget
01:06:16Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:23Berata
01:06:25Emang duluan
01:06:26Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:28Dia akan yang makan sodara sendiri
01:06:30Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo
01:06:32Ayo lo
01:06:32Stop
01:06:34Berata
01:06:48Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:50Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:51Banyak omong di awal
01:06:54Nih
01:06:55Ini masalahnya
01:06:58Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah
01:07:00Harus selalu didengar
01:07:01Harus duluan
01:07:03Harus dominan
01:07:04Dominan
01:07:05Kepala keluarga di rumahnya siapa sih?
01:07:07Hah?
01:07:08Oke
01:07:09Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:07:12Kenapa?
01:07:13Karena kamu pelimpan
01:07:15Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:17Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:19Eh enggak eh
01:07:20Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:22Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:24Biar keputusannya gak salah
01:07:27Alasan
01:07:28Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:31Yang
01:07:31Hik
01:07:32Bu
01:07:32Sekarang nih
01:07:33Dia lagi nyeles
01:07:34Dari masalah intinya
01:07:36Ya itu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:37Titik
01:07:38Gua bebas ngomong apa aja
01:07:39Bodoh banget
01:07:39Yang jelas Anya gak bikin gua kayaknya
01:07:42Ke tayton
01:07:43Ke sampah
01:07:44Nih kain aja
01:07:44Oh iya emang
01:07:46Udah gua rencana itu aja
01:07:48Rencana
01:07:50Bruto dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:53Eh lo diem ya mau nampik ya
01:07:55Lo pikir deh gak lo tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:57Lo lebih sedih dari gua
01:07:58Iya
01:07:58Mas
01:07:59Mas lu eh anti ujungan
01:08:06Dimas
01:08:08Biar aku aja yang jelasin
01:08:17Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:21Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:25Dan ternyata
01:08:27Dimas orangnya
01:08:29Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:32Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:37Rutin ngobrol
01:08:40Teleponan
01:08:42Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:45Aku juga lakuin
01:08:47Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:49Biar kamu
01:08:50Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:51Mas-mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:53Bisa dengerin
01:08:54Hah?
01:09:00Dimas
01:09:02Nanti juga kamu dapat giliran
01:09:06Udah yuk lanjutin
01:09:08Jadi
01:09:09Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk nikah
01:09:13Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:09:17Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:19Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:23Cuma bedanya
01:09:25Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:28Ya?
01:09:30Ya enggak lah
01:09:31Enggak
01:09:34Udah yang diem
01:09:36Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:38Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:41Biar pengacara saya yang ngurus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:46Dan lo
01:09:48Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:55Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:56Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:58Bagus
01:09:59Bu
01:10:00Bu
01:10:00Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:10:01Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:10:02Mas
01:10:03Sumpah demi Allah
01:10:04Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:10:06Lo denger?
01:10:08Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:10:10Sama
01:10:10Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:10:12Tukang les
01:10:14Makan
01:10:16Janik
01:10:44Janik
01:10:44Ke sini ya
01:10:44Ya
01:10:45Ya
01:10:46Kali itu aku mau
01:10:47Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:49Apa?
01:10:50Jangan
01:10:51Jangan
01:10:51Pernah
01:10:52Yanati aku
01:10:53Ya
01:10:55Yan
01:10:56Yan
01:10:58Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:11:03Kalau urusan janji setia
01:11:06Akan aku pegang teguh
01:11:09Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:11:12Seperti kata Glenn Bradley
01:11:15Tak pernah setengahan
01:11:17Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas?
01:11:22Udah ganti Tomp
01:11:24Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:25Janji ya
01:11:26Ya
01:11:26Ya
01:11:27Mas Bambang
01:11:38Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:41Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:44Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:45Ya terus
01:11:47Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:50Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:52Ini handphone
01:11:53Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:55Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:57Ibu
01:11:58Ini
01:11:59Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:12:02Ya
01:12:03Hei Bu
01:12:04Ya udah
01:12:05Yani kebelahan lagi Ibu
01:12:07Ibu makan dong
01:12:07Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:12:09Nanti Yanil lagi yang makan
01:12:11Ibu
01:12:12Masih
01:12:12Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:12:15Nih buktinya
01:12:17Tunggu gak kasih tau
01:12:20Terus sejak saat itu
01:12:23Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu
01:12:25Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:29Bu
01:12:29Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:31Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:32Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:33Iya
01:12:34Buktinya tuh
01:12:37Bu
01:12:37Mas
01:12:40Sumpah Mas
01:12:41Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:43Suka ngecet aku
01:12:43Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:45Katanya
01:12:46Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:48Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:51Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:54Mba Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:57Sorry ya
01:12:57Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:13:01Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:13:03Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:13:05Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:13:07Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu
01:13:10Mba Ayu ngechat
01:13:11Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:13:13Mas
01:13:14Nih mas
01:13:14Kalo gak percaya
01:13:15Mas liat sendiri
01:13:17Gini
01:13:18Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas
01:13:20Mba
01:13:20Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:22Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:23Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:27Ini angkat bagian lu hapus
01:13:29Aduh capek
01:13:30Tuduh murus ya
01:13:31Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu
01:13:33Oke
01:13:34Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:35Di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada
01:13:37Gitu aja
01:13:39Ayu
01:13:41Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:45Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:47Aku
01:13:47Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:49Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:50Aku
01:13:51Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:52Ibu ini aku Ayu
01:13:54Anak perumun ibu yang ibu sayang
01:13:57Ibu
01:13:59Ibu
01:13:59Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:14:03Ini
01:14:03Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu
01:14:07Makanya
01:14:08Ibu mau biar
01:14:10Dia ini jelas
01:14:11Ayu
01:14:29Hai
01:14:40Aku masih dimana
01:14:43Aku
01:14:43Aku baru
01:14:44Gatuh
01:14:45Apa seems
01:14:46Aku
01:14:46Aku
01:15:13Siļæ½ļæ½
01:15:31Hi, Zayam.
01:15:53Kamu yang sama, Zayam.
01:15:57Habis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang sayang kita.
01:16:17Ini gak bener, harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin, harusnya berotong, berotong, Dimas, Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu-ngomongin mereka?
01:16:28Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:30Kamu gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:32Mbak Ayu.
01:16:33Kamu inget semua masa depannya, udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:37Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:45Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:49Kamu, kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:54Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:17:04Mas Broto.
01:17:07Hah?
01:17:08Ibu.
01:17:09Ibu, itu.
01:17:12Ibu.
01:17:13Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:17:14Ibu.
01:17:15Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:19Mas Broto.
01:17:22Positif hamil.
01:17:25Bu.
01:17:28Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:29Bu.
01:17:41Bu.
01:17:43Bu.
01:17:45Bu.
01:18:01I'm a son of a son of a son of a son.
01:18:15I was
01:18:17the first child I wanted.
01:18:19mom
01:18:20mom
01:18:27yeah
01:18:32I
01:18:33I
01:18:40I believe that everything happened with a goal.
01:18:51You and me are not true.
01:18:59You and me are one.
01:19:16I love you, Proto.
01:19:21Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:20:00Mas Bapak, masa suci...
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