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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy
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00:00:02new intimacy level unlocked new skin dangerously hot is equipped
00:00:18you're staring you like what you see maybe
00:00:30when are you gonna tell me who you really are you know who i really am i'm valley queen 33
00:00:35such a dumb username oh okay guacamole wizard 275 don't talk to me about dumb usernames
00:00:41you know you're lucky you're cute you don't even know what i look like
00:00:45well i would if you agreed to meet me in person or at least a photo maybe someday
00:00:56crap i'm late good luck scholarship queen
00:01:02who needs luck when i have my talisman to remind me of my knight
00:01:09in the game of castle claimers i might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight
00:01:14but on my first day at edmund's academy i feel like a peasant
00:01:19watch it this isn't public school
00:01:24forget your training wheels at least i have my knight's charm to help me get through the day
00:01:40stop stop stop stop stop the car
00:01:44no
00:01:47my knight's special talisman ruined
00:01:56he's so hot
00:01:57hey i told you to stop the car
00:02:05oh my god he's cool he's so hot
00:02:13hey what is wrong with you didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car
00:02:17okay i see you now new girl what do you want me to start
00:02:22what are you talking about
00:02:25i thought you were one of my fans
00:02:27no i'm not one of your fans
00:02:31you just broke something that's really important to me
00:02:33yeah i break a lot of ice buttercup
00:02:35okay
00:02:38you should know that
00:02:40i don't know who you are
00:02:41but you were a
00:02:43you were a
00:02:46asshole
00:02:51all right
00:02:52i broke something of yours
00:02:55sure but
00:02:56hey
00:02:57you got my attention
00:03:00so in that case
00:03:02we're even
00:03:08don't do it hayley
00:03:11have a good day
00:03:14don't do it
00:03:24now we're even
00:03:25my last thought better not be broken
00:03:27i can't lose my connection to valley queen
00:03:35you just made the wrong enemy
00:03:38you just made the wrong enemy
00:03:41i'm going to make every classroom
00:03:44every hallway
00:03:45and every rumor
00:03:47in this school
00:03:48your personal nightmare
00:03:50i'm going to make your life
00:03:51a living hell
00:03:53what's going on
00:03:54cole's fighting
00:03:54the new girl
00:03:55now cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:57yeah
00:03:57idiot
00:03:58i can see that
00:04:01just met an unhinged person
00:04:02good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:05same
00:04:06ran into a certified asshole
00:04:09can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:13cole do you need help
00:04:14i can help you
00:04:17the new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:19this bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off michael
00:04:23but he's not your cole
00:04:24shut up lindsey
00:04:26he's not yet
00:04:31hi i'm jen and this is lindsey
00:04:35hi i'm hailey so nice to meet you your first day jitters
00:04:38it's totally understandable we want to make sure you feel really welcome and so i'll take you to your locker
00:04:43come in
00:04:44come in
00:04:45right there
00:04:46let's go
00:04:49uh there you go
00:04:51thanks so much
00:05:00oh
00:05:14you're welcome new girl honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:25guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:30get it back
00:05:31hold on
00:05:34hey if you go to edmunds academy you should come to locker 83 right now send
00:05:39here now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:44so when can i meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt
00:05:47i'm your friend first max at least check on me
00:05:50oh is it the online level
00:05:52ah chill please
00:05:57no way
00:05:58hey what is it
00:06:00now the queen goes to the school
00:06:07please ignore that
00:06:08someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:10send
00:06:15what is wrong with you
00:06:16you mess with cole edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:19edmunds
00:06:20what you don't know that his family owns the whole school
00:06:24wow you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you
00:06:29stop recording me
00:06:32jen
00:06:32jen is a new girl
00:06:33wait
00:06:34is the new girl valley queen
00:06:39there's no way the new girl is valley queen
00:06:41could it be
00:06:43jen
00:06:45ew
00:06:49your enemy is our enemy goal
00:06:51and i just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:54no chances jen
00:06:55so is it
00:06:57she does look kinda cute
00:07:01you
00:07:06please ignore that
00:07:07someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:10what was i thinking
00:07:11of course she's not my online lover
00:07:17hey
00:07:18hey there buttercup
00:07:19keep walking hayley
00:07:20just keep walking
00:07:22you got a problem with shaving this morning or
00:07:25my name's hayley
00:07:26wow hayley
00:07:28i think you uh
00:07:30you used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:34what a coincidence
00:07:36so did you
00:07:37oh no
00:07:40oh i'm sorry
00:07:42i forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:44you're just a man child
00:07:45follicle issues
00:07:50whoever ends up with her i must have failed an eye exam
00:08:06i was so relieved to see you
00:08:07something happened today
00:08:09i lost the game i thought i'd never see you again
00:08:12i think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:15and
00:08:16what is this
00:08:17what i think it is
00:08:18is i wanna be with you
00:08:20and you wanna be with me
00:08:23as more than just friends
00:08:26oh thank god
00:08:27i honestly want that more than anything
00:08:29you're my soul mate
00:08:30i like you so much
00:08:32okay well since we're dating now
00:08:35i'm ready to send my photo
00:08:37wait really
00:08:39yeah
00:08:41get ready
00:08:47okay
00:08:47no face
00:08:50just the boobs
00:08:51is it a bad idea
00:08:53but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:55pg-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:57all the kids do this
00:08:59all the kids do this
00:08:59you'll love it
00:09:04oh
00:09:04this lighting hates me
00:09:05come on hayley
00:09:07confidence
00:09:08you literally fight dragons online
00:09:15okay
00:09:16okay
00:09:16yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:18oh my god
00:09:23seriously
00:09:24hello
00:09:26anyone
00:09:28don't look at me
00:09:33don't look at me
00:09:34don't look at me
00:09:34we're trying not for viable are we
00:09:35i don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:37get out
00:09:39fine
00:09:39ow
00:09:41dammit
00:09:45come on
00:09:52no
00:09:59no
00:10:03no
00:10:04no
00:10:04no
00:10:04no
00:10:04no
00:10:19you're helping me
00:10:21I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:30excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:32we got a little boyfriend, do we? that is shocking
00:10:36yeah, actually, and he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:40flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:43my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:44hmm, funny
00:10:46okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:50fine by me
00:10:53oh, I know
00:10:56I love the purple brawl, by the way
00:10:58I like it in a weird way
00:11:00not even my type, but, you know, power theory, I don't know
00:11:03could you just get out of here?
00:11:13hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:17Jen, red alert
00:11:18Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:21I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:26don't be a coward, just send it
00:11:28Jen
00:11:32oh my god
00:11:34here goes nothing
00:11:43still no response?
00:11:45don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:50give it back
00:11:51why?
00:11:52you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:55oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:57honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:12:00did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:01mm-hmm
00:12:02got it
00:12:06what are you doing?
00:12:32oh, shit!
00:12:36What's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:13:09oh
00:13:14My brave night, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:21Oh my god, oh cool fair enemies kind of hot
00:13:26Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:34No
00:13:53My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:58Get off of me
00:13:59Stop it
00:14:02Oh my god
00:14:04Oh my god
00:14:26What the hell Cole, I thought you'd be happy
00:14:34How does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:38your phone
00:14:39I'm exposed what else is fake about you and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:44Why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:49He's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me you
00:14:54hear me
00:14:59Hey where are you?
00:15:00Cole is on my side now?
00:15:02Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:04I just need to be alone
00:15:05Hey
00:15:06Hey
00:15:06Hey
00:15:11Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:15But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:21Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:23Love you mom
00:15:26Wait mom
00:15:30Do people change?
00:15:34Like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:40Well maybe just give them a second chance
00:16:00It's up there huh?
00:16:02There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:06Noted is that all?
00:16:08The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:10I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:15Oh I'm really proud of you
00:16:18And then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:24It's so confusing
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:28Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:29No I'm not into this guy
00:16:31I like you
00:16:32Only you
00:16:39I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:40You did?
00:16:41Are you going to roast for Kate?
00:16:43I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:45That sounds amazing
00:16:47When?
00:16:48When?
00:16:48Well after school
00:16:49At the balcony
00:16:50I'll bring followers
00:16:51Deal
00:17:01I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:13Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:22Call me father
00:17:23I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:26Defending that nobody
00:17:28Haley girl
00:17:29Haley's not a nobody dad
00:17:30Are those for her?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:40What the fuck?
00:17:42I know what Haley is Cole?
00:17:44Call her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:47That whole family is trash
00:17:48Stay away from her
00:17:50And what if I say no?
00:17:52Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:54Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:56What if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable?
00:18:00I'm almost 18
00:18:00Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:18:02I hate to make Haley wait
00:18:04But she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:09You're sick
00:18:11It's called watching out for your future
00:18:19Oh hi
00:18:21I'm Haley
00:18:23Yes
00:18:24So nice to meet you
00:18:26God
00:18:27I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:29But the moment she knows
00:18:30I lose her forever
00:18:34Thank you for the flowers
00:18:36You're so nice
00:18:41Guacamole wizard
00:18:43Bail
00:18:47Guacamole wizard
00:18:49Ew
00:18:51You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:53Pathetic
00:18:54Maybe he's married
00:18:56Or maybe he's fat
00:18:57And maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:19:01I don't want any more trouble
00:19:04Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:06Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:08We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:10And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:14Eat it
00:19:28Call me
00:19:29So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:34You're a maid's daughter
00:19:35You're a maid's daughter
00:19:35So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:38Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:40Oh and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:43Because after all, he's rich
00:19:45Like me
00:19:50I'm nothing like you
00:19:56Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:57Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:59Cole again?
00:20:00Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:03Pick it up
00:20:05Cole, we were kidding
00:20:06It's ketchup
00:20:07Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:12Take out your phone and record this
00:20:22Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:24I don't think you have leverage here
00:20:26So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:28You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say
00:20:34I will leave Haley alone
00:20:39I will leave Haley alone
00:20:44Got it?
00:20:44Yeah
00:20:45Let's go
00:20:47What are you looking at?
00:20:52Got it? Let's go
00:21:01Uh, thank you
00:21:04Wow
00:21:06Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:09Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:11I just
00:21:14I happened to see you
00:21:16Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:18Yeah
00:21:18My boyfriend actually
00:21:22Well, he
00:21:24He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:26Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:29Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:32Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:35You thought we were enemies
00:21:37I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:40So
00:21:40Am I that annoying?
00:21:42Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:44Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:47Because it's not going to work
00:21:48I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:56How'd that online boyfriend
00:21:57Are you gonna just make you fall for her?
00:22:02He
00:22:03He makes me feel safe
00:22:05You wouldn't understand that though
00:22:11You don't understand better than you think
00:22:14Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:19Does he
00:22:21Why you touch him like this?
00:22:32If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:36No, my
00:22:38My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:43In the game
00:22:45Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:53Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:59Are you a little slow on the game, too?
00:23:01I don't know
00:23:02I can see why he likes you
00:23:14I can't do this
00:23:17I love my boyfriend
00:23:18And you will never understand that
00:23:20He's smart and he's kind and
00:23:23He loves me for who I am
00:23:26That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:30I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:40Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:44Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49There's nothing
00:23:50Cole, who are you?
00:23:55What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:57It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:59I got done getting waxed
00:24:01Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:04You live such a tough life
00:24:10What was I thinking?
00:24:12We are from two different worlds
00:24:14He just wants to play with me
00:24:15But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:22Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:25I got into a car accident
00:24:26Really?
00:24:27Are you okay?
00:24:28You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:31He was right
00:24:31Who?
00:24:32Nobody
00:24:33Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:35I want to come visit you
00:24:36No, no, you can't
00:24:37I look miserable now
00:24:39You need to see me in style
00:24:41Fine, if you say so
00:24:43So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:46Hell yeah, we are
00:24:52Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:55Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:11Oh, you
00:25:14Oh, me
00:25:15Why is she so lucky?
00:25:17Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:20People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:23I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:25Because you don't do any homework
00:25:32You finished it?
00:25:34It's okay
00:25:35What would you know each other more?
00:25:37I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:38I'm curious about you though
00:25:41Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:44What is he trying to do?
00:25:46It's none of your business
00:25:47But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:49I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:54Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:05So
00:26:06Are you going to prom?
00:26:07Eh, I did well
00:26:08I don't know
00:26:10So you have a date
00:26:12Or shall I say victim?
00:26:14Are you jealous of me?
00:26:16Me? Jealous?
00:26:18No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:19Oh, because I think you so secretly wanted me
00:26:21You are so full of yourself
00:26:23You can do this on your own
00:26:25Yeah
00:26:28No way
00:26:29It's a self-locking door
00:26:31Really?
00:26:32Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:33I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:34I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:37I'm not
00:26:37Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:39I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:42Don't worry
00:26:43Maybe trust me too
00:26:45We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:48Yeah
00:26:58Oh
00:26:58That was my first kiss
00:27:02My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:27:04It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:19You're really good at this
00:27:21One day I won't hear regret it
00:27:23You know
00:27:25We can do more if we want
00:27:32when a man tries to get off
00:27:41Anyway I've been holding back a lot more than you take
00:27:44So you want me?
00:27:48I think you know how much I want you
00:27:54Do you want me?
00:27:57I want you.
00:28:02Oh, shit.
00:28:07Anyone in here?
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:11How long have you two been in here?
00:28:13I really need to change this lock.
00:28:15Are you two okay?
00:28:17Yeah, we're good.
00:28:19We're okay.
00:28:20Okay, good job.
00:28:21Okay, nice.
00:28:27You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:30What didn't happen?
00:28:31Hey, wait.
00:28:32It's just hormones.
00:28:35Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:37Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:39Wait, car accident?
00:28:41Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47I gotta go.
00:28:56Guacamole wizard.
00:28:58Huh?
00:29:00Are you all better after your car accident?
00:29:03Do I know you?
00:29:04Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:06Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:08Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:11You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:14She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:17She was in a real car accident.
00:29:18According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:21I'm not going to make this anymore.
00:29:22Cole, wait.
00:29:25Oh, shit.
00:29:30What's up, guys?
00:29:32Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:34Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:37Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:41Hey!
00:29:42I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:45They're your favorite, right?
00:29:48How did you know that?
00:29:50Tough day, huh?
00:29:51There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:54They're my favorite.
00:29:55He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:57Could he?
00:30:04The truth is, um...
00:30:05A dickhead?
00:30:08Could you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:09You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:19There it goes again.
00:30:20Cole is jealous.
00:30:22We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:23We don't have a problem.
00:30:25We don't have a problem.
00:30:27Right?
00:30:28Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:31Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:36I have the ball now.
00:30:37Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:41Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:44Maybe I can use that.
00:30:48Jake!
00:30:49Hey!
00:30:50What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:54Wait, seriously?
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:55Just one little catch.
00:30:56You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:31:02All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:05If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:08I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:12But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:16You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:18I'm thinking.
00:31:19About the report or about him?
00:31:21Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:23We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:26Maybe, maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:27No, you don't.
00:31:29How do you know that?
00:31:30You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:31Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:33You have no idea.
00:31:39Oh, my God.
00:31:41Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:56Hey, Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:32:10Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:12Too cheesy?
00:32:14No, it's cute.
00:32:16The accident?
00:32:17The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:19He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:21So, um, what do you think?
00:32:23You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:26I should feel happy.
00:32:28But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:32Hey, can we not?
00:32:36Hey, can we not?
00:32:38Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:40My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:43And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:46Wow.
00:32:47That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:50Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:51Is this weak shit?
00:32:55Oh, my God.
00:33:03Wow.
00:33:04He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:11Wait, I can't.
00:33:13Colt, put me down.
00:33:14Put me down.
00:33:15Put me down.
00:33:17Don't do that again.
00:33:31New couple alert.
00:33:33Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:35Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:36You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:38And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:43Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:46I might say yes.
00:33:49Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:54Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:56We're both hot, and we're both rich, and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:34:03How romantic?
00:34:04I think I'll pass.
00:34:07You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:34:14If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:19What should we wear to prom?
00:34:32I'll talk to you later.
00:34:33I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:34Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:35Bye.
00:34:36He's so different.
00:34:38Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:43Haley?
00:34:48Haley?
00:34:52Oh, jeez.
00:34:54God.
00:35:00Here, I'll get it.
00:35:01Yeah, let me go.
00:35:06Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:35:09I don't care.
00:35:10I do care.
00:35:13Here we are.
00:35:30I don't put a prom with Jake.
00:35:32I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:34He doesn't even know you.
00:35:36And you do?
00:35:37How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:39That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:41Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:45I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:47The first day.
00:35:49You were watching me?
00:35:51Just don't go apologize.
00:36:07Move.
00:36:09Cole is talking to Haley again.
00:36:12Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:15Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:17Obviously, I do.
00:36:18Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:21Uh, what do I do?
00:36:24I've got a few ideas.
00:36:30Hey, look.
00:36:33Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:35I promise.
00:36:36Yeah?
00:36:36Really, like who?
00:36:37I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:41And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:45Hey.
00:36:46Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:48Hey, Hal.
00:36:49Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:54The other night.
00:36:55Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:37:00You're so sexy.
00:37:02Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:06I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:14And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:16Oh, shit.
00:37:19Oh, shit.
00:37:22Oh, my God.
00:37:34Oh, my God.
00:37:41What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:45Shit.
00:37:46It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:47I've got to save Cole.
00:37:49I mean, Jake.
00:37:50I've got to save Jake.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:37:58Oh, my God.
00:37:58Principal Stevens.
00:37:58I'm so sorry.
00:38:00Haley Rock.
00:38:02That's detention.
00:38:03After school.
00:38:04Don't be late.
00:38:20Don't be late.
00:38:21Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:23Can we keep you company?
00:38:26That's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:30The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:32Oh, sure.
00:38:35So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:40No.
00:38:41He lied about that.
00:38:43I don't know why, though.
00:38:44Good.
00:38:45You know, father of the asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick of my stomach.
00:38:51Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:55I could kill him.
00:38:58Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:39:03Okay, fine.
00:39:04I won't.
00:39:08Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:12Okay, everyone.
00:39:14Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:23Oh, my God.
00:39:24I am so fed up with this.
00:39:43Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:39:45Hey, Trips.
00:39:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:48Jack.
00:39:49What?
00:39:49It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:54They're dead.
00:39:56They're both dead.
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:40:04Oh.
00:40:06What are you?
00:40:06Are you almost crying?
00:40:09It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:12Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:25What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:28This squirming is burning.
00:40:30Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:31It's baking soda and water.
00:40:33You're fine.
00:40:33Detention.
00:40:34Today, after school.
00:40:36Shit.
00:40:48Jake, hey.
00:40:50Oh, sorry.
00:40:52Got to get to student council.
00:40:56Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:58The rice trick?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04You don't know about the...
00:41:06Come on.
00:41:19Hey.
00:41:20Um, Ella.
00:41:23It's Emma.
00:41:24Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:26Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:29Me too.
00:41:36Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:39We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:42No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:45It means...
00:41:46It means I can't...
00:41:48Can't what?
00:41:52I talked to a friend online.
00:41:54He's really important to me.
00:41:59And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:12You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:19Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:24You're kind of sweet.
00:42:30Hey, look at that.
00:42:32Oh, my God.
00:42:35Oh, my God.
00:42:37You're a miracle worker.
00:42:44Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:46You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:48Shut up, Ella.
00:42:50It's Emma.
00:42:51Whatever.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:01Oh, my God.
00:43:06Oh, morning, Valley Whore!
00:43:09How are things in the castle?
00:43:15Valley Whore?
00:43:17What are they talking about?
00:43:33guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i
00:43:39dream about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me
00:43:44guacamole wizard yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:44:08here you go here this is for you
00:44:15oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:21was that
00:44:22kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:28what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:33is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:45:04stop it stop stop
00:45:09i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:45:15jane hey now's the time tell them tell them what that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:25who's guacamole wizard
00:45:28here you go
00:45:31oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:35oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:39what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:46jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time sorry it was nothing personal
00:46:07all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:46:14that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:23let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:28it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:34this shit
00:46:35could it be because her father's running for senate call you think that's what it could be
00:46:39who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:46what over my dead body oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:52i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:54please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:47:01you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:47:11come on you big coward message him just do it just do it
00:47:18you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:27i could never think that
00:47:34but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:37i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:44i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:46if you want i'll meet you there
00:48:00okay
00:48:01you got this hayley
00:48:03just take a deep breath you got this
00:48:05you got this
00:48:09you look beautiful
00:48:13thank you mom
00:48:34hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:37hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:41no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:43you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:45they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:48whoo
00:48:50yeah
00:49:01what are you doing here
00:49:03valley whore
00:49:06looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:49:08hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:49:11valley whore
00:49:16jen
00:49:16why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:49:18to me oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:22because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:25those are concerning
00:49:26actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:29did you know that hayley
00:49:30she's a little pervy princess
00:49:32pervy princess
00:49:36pervy princess
00:49:37pervy princess
00:49:39pervy princess
00:49:41hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:44leave me alone
00:49:46is there a fire
00:49:47okay we set off the alarm
00:50:01Paul
00:50:03Paul?
00:50:08uh
00:50:14uh
00:50:15uh
00:50:18uh
00:50:18uh
00:50:19uh
00:50:21uh
00:50:23uh
00:50:24uh
00:50:25uh
00:50:26uh
00:50:26uh
00:50:41are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:48him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:55honest
00:50:55about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:51:13please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:51:18go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:22you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:28trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:42who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:51i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:54dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:58i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so you're the scholarship trash that's
00:52:05hell-bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry
00:52:12a good
00:52:12girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter
00:52:19and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad
00:52:28stop
00:52:28don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:33hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:37i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:44you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:50any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:53:06no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:53:11hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:53:14i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:53:18even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:28hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:36jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:45oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:54one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:54:04these
00:54:04lovers together
00:54:10hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:54:17oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:25birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:33prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:41never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:46have
00:54:46to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:50respectable budgetary work
00:55:01go away
00:55:05max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:55:12castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:55:15what what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you
00:55:20can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:26no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:37welcome all the wizard
00:55:41mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:45mom
00:55:51open the door
00:55:53wait what
00:55:55he's here
00:56:04it's you
00:56:06i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:56:10hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:56:13my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:56:17i was
00:56:18i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your brand wings so you don't have to choose
00:56:34you know i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you live guacamole wizard but
00:56:43i
00:56:45i need you to know i love you
00:56:59cool i love you
00:57:01you do
00:57:02yes you idiot
00:57:04i've loved you for months
00:57:06i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:57:13but you're him
00:57:14you didn't expect her
00:57:17i mean i
00:57:19i always hoped it was you
00:57:22until you hoped
00:57:23yes
00:57:25i hoped it was you
00:57:26you were always there for me
00:57:30you're hot and
00:57:32you're really fucking hot
00:57:38yeah
00:57:39one of those things i said we could do
00:57:42here we go
00:57:43yeah
00:57:47take my clothes off
00:57:49you're getting there, don't worry
00:57:53i'm so beyond you
00:57:55just beyond me
00:57:58no
00:57:59no
00:58:01no
00:58:02no
00:58:02no
00:58:02no
00:58:03no
00:58:03no
00:58:04no
00:58:06no
00:58:06no
00:58:06no
00:58:07no
00:58:07no
00:58:13Okay, so, what do you think?
00:58:16Ten out of ten.
00:58:17Yeah, we'll do again.
00:58:20Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:58:22I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:25Alright, alright, that's fair.
00:58:27I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win.
00:58:34What is my life now?
00:58:35Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:38Mmm, oh god, no, I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:44No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:47There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:49I'll see you in a minute, no more.
00:58:50Stop it.
00:58:54Um, same.
00:58:56Isn't Bromenade?
00:58:58I think you know if it's Bromenade.
00:59:01Okay, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:59:08Cole, are you asking me to promise?
00:59:10Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:59:14Oh god, please don't mention his name again.
00:59:15I don't want to hear it.
00:59:17Yeah, you don't have to ask me once.
00:59:19But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:22Later.
00:59:26I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:30Who would have guessed?
00:59:35I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:39Where did you get that?
00:59:41Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go
00:59:47to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:52Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:58Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
01:00:02Cole, are you here?
01:00:05Cole, are you here?
01:00:08Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
01:00:11I see you, Cole.
01:00:12You are in big trouble.
01:00:30Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:33You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:38Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:50What do you think?
01:00:55My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:01:01Uh-uh-uh.
01:01:02I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:01:05You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:01:0820 more minutes.
01:01:09We're 10.
01:01:11Deal.
01:01:14Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:01:19I hear we have a winner.
01:01:22And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:27Jen Longfellow.
01:01:31Oh, my God.
01:01:33Thank you guys so much.
01:01:36Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:37I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:41Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:47Oh, my God.
01:01:48That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:51It was fun.
01:01:52Since where did you get?
01:01:53What?
01:01:58Hey, are, uh...
01:01:59Most 10 minutes up.
01:02:00No.
01:02:01But who cares?
01:02:04Hell yeah.
01:02:05Woo!
01:02:08Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:10Hell yeah.
01:02:11Language.
01:02:12I am the queen, okay?
01:02:13She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:16Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:02:18Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:02:26Wait.
01:02:27Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:28What are those?
01:02:29Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:31Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:35His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:38Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:39If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:43I'm going to destroy Haley Rod's life.
01:02:46Is this real?
01:02:47Jen's crazy.
01:02:50Who did this?
01:02:52Who did this?
01:02:56What?
01:02:57You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:58and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:03:00You little shit.
01:03:02You know, Jen, as the principal,
01:03:05I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:03:07and above all of this petty drama.
01:03:11But quite frankly,
01:03:13you are the worst.
01:03:15And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:03:18from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:19You can't do that.
01:03:21I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:33There was no internship.
01:03:35You lied to me.
01:03:37Oh, my God!
01:03:42Haley, catch.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:49My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:52Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:54Oh.
01:03:55Yeah, no can do.
01:03:57All I have to offer
01:03:58is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:04:01and an awesome sense of humor.
01:04:03Oh.
01:04:04How can I refuse?
01:04:11Oh, no.
01:04:12That's my dad.
01:04:16We are going home right now.
01:04:19You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:04:21Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:04:23You talk all the time
01:04:25about wanting a man
01:04:26that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:28Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:31And it's because of Haley.
01:04:33And you can accept that
01:04:34or I'll make my own path.
01:04:36And best believe me, I can.
01:04:39I'll say this.
01:04:40That's the most backbone
01:04:41I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:46Joy, Pearl.
01:04:53I am so proud of you.
01:04:57I kind of done it
01:04:58without you being by my son.
01:05:00That was terrifying.
01:05:02It's not like we haven't
01:05:03slayed a dragon before, well, so.
01:05:06I love you, Bella Queen.
01:05:08I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:05:10Oh, my God.
01:05:11I got to change that username.
01:05:12Yeah, you do.
01:05:13Hey.
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