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00:25This way.
00:56Oh, so sorry.
00:58I, sorry.
00:59I was, I was looking at that guy.
01:02What guy?
01:03He's not there.
01:03He was right, um, I don't know.
01:06What'd he look like?
01:06He was wet.
01:07He was a wet guy?
01:09Mm-hmm.
01:11Professor Shepard said the wait here in front of Cabot Hall.
01:13Did she say how long to wait?
01:14Because I think we are supposed to start, ah, okay.
01:17We'll just stand here then.
01:21Nice mustache, jerk.
01:23I can hear you.
01:24Yeah, I know.
01:25I know.
01:26No, I didn't.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:27Mr. Russo?
01:28Yes.
01:29Greg, please.
01:30Professor Shepard.
01:31Dillon.
01:32Dillon.
01:32Right, right.
01:33Hey, hey.
01:34Thank you, Eric.
01:35Eric did a great job picking me up.
01:37He, he left.
01:39You ready to rock and roll?
01:40Nope.
01:42Oh, yuck.
01:43There I am.
01:44I don't love these readers.
01:45Yeah, that's you.
01:45I don't.
01:46I get so self-conscious and I can't, I can't.
01:50Oh no, you can't read.
01:52Oh, if you come to a big word, just sound it up.
01:55I write books that you're supposed to read at the beach.
01:57They are light.
01:58They are fun.
01:59Characters that you like have sex, the ones that you don't get shot in the face.
02:02What?
02:03At a stuffy college like this.
02:04These kids are looking for fun.
02:05They're looking for depth.
02:06I teach a class about the poetry of Bad Bunny.
02:09You'll be fine.
02:10Okay?
02:10What's a Bad Bunny?
02:11Let's do this.
02:12Okay.
02:12Rooster didn't mean to shoot Eduardo in the face, but there it was.
02:17One perfect bullet hole right below his eye.
02:22That night, Rooster drifted to sleep in a beach chair.
02:25Luckily, the first thing he saw when he woke was Margo smiling as she floated towards him
02:32in the shimmering morning heat.
02:43Okay, we have time for a few questions.
02:48Okay.
02:49Ronnie, go ahead.
02:51Mr. Russo, first, I want to thank you for coming and giving us your time.
02:54Oh, my pleasure.
02:55No, really.
02:56Oh, thank you.
02:56Appreciate it.
02:57What was your question?
02:58Why do you hate women?
03:00Wow, I don't...
03:02I...
03:02That's a fun way to start.
03:04Easy answer.
03:05I don't hate women.
03:07Mango was Rooster's favorite flavor besides Margo herself.
03:12So here you're comparing the taste of a woman's vagina to a popsicle.
03:15I did not know I was doing that.
03:18Well, you also say that she smelled like birthday cake.
03:22What was your thought process when you wrote that?
03:24I...
03:25I must have been hungry.
03:27Here's the thing.
03:29Um, I don't see Margo as a sex object.
03:32Yes, she and Rooster do have sex a few times.
03:3716 times.
03:38Okay, good.
03:39You counted.
03:39I mean, 17 if you include the oral sex.
03:42Have to include that.
03:44Right?
03:45Yeah, let's include it.
03:46For what it's worth, the character of Margo is based on a woman I used to be married to.
03:51So, yes, she is sexy and beautiful, but she is also smart and brave.
03:56Yeah, that feeds into my question.
03:58Uh, you know the part where Margo saves Rooster from the drug smugglers?
04:01Exactly.
04:02She's very brave in that moment.
04:03Well, especially since she took off her bikini and did it all topless.
04:08Yes.
04:09She had to make a tourniquet.
04:12What was your question?
04:14That was hot.
04:14Smoke show.
04:15All right.
04:16Great question.
04:17Anybody else?
04:19Marana, you've had your turn.
04:22Hey, Crystal, is he back?
04:24He's here.
04:25He's very excited.
04:27My gosh.
04:28I mean, my gosh.
04:30Just, hmm, outstanding.
04:33Oh, I'm not sure if you've officially met our president, Walter Mahan.
04:36I was already a fan, but absolutely loved the way you handled that, Ronnie.
04:41Well, I hope I didn't make her feel bad.
04:42Ah, who cares?
04:44Nobody makes these kids feel bad anymore.
04:46Let me tell you something.
04:46Life is hard, and we are teaching these kids exactly squat.
04:52Hmm.
04:53It's out of control.
04:54Am I right?
04:54Actually, I think it's refreshing the young people.
04:56Oh, thank you, Crystal.
04:57You're done.
04:58Off you go.
04:59Please tell Dean Riggs I will meet him at the gym.
05:02Fine.
05:02Thank you for tolerating me.
05:04We're not speaking.
05:06Hi, Greg.
05:06She seems nice.
05:07Uh, Crystal.
05:09Yes?
05:09There's no tea?
05:11There's a tea?
05:12There's a tea.
05:15There's a tea.
05:16I do love Dylan's for free thought, Greg.
05:18Mm-hmm.
05:18When did you and I become the bad guys?
05:20Amen.
05:21What?
05:22Populism's not very popular here.
05:23I mean, take Dylan.
05:24I love her, but it's no surprise that she hasn't read any of your books.
05:28What are you doing?
05:30It's okay.
05:31I actually haven't read any of your poetry, either.
05:34It's funny, in your emails, you said you loved Dylan's poetry.
05:38I-I did.
05:39I do love them.
05:40Read all of them.
05:41I just didn't want to make her feel bad.
05:43Ah.
05:44Happy?
05:45You got us both.
05:47Unintentional.
05:47Just Walt me and Walt.
05:49Dylan, to be continued, Greg,
05:51you give me a ten count and then join me.
05:56Yes, he wants you to count to ten and no.
05:57I don't know why.
05:58Okay.
06:00I'm going to read your books.
06:01Oh, no.
06:02Don't worry about it.
06:03Nice meeting you, Greg.
06:04Nice you.
06:05Me also.
06:07Okay.
06:08What are you doing?
06:11Okay.
06:15Oh, boy.
06:16That's barely eight there, Greg.
06:18Do you need another ten or twenty count?
06:20Can I guess what you're thinking?
06:21I doubt it.
06:22Most college presidents are bookish shut-ins,
06:25but this guy's jacked.
06:26That's exactly what I was thinking.
06:29I would have also accepted...
06:31Wow!
06:32You know my secret?
06:33Hots on a cold plunge.
06:34Every goddamn day,
06:36you get the same endorphins you get from cocaine
06:37only at last two hours instead of nine minutes plus.
06:40Come here.
06:41Let's click closer.
06:42Sir, it releases the brown fat.
06:45Well, you've got to release the brown fat.
06:47I knew you'd get it.
06:48I'm glad that you think that I do.
06:50Listen, I would be a bad dad
06:53if I didn't ask how Katie was doing,
06:55and I know that you probably have heard about her and Archie.
06:58You go to any campus in America
06:59and no marriage between two faculty members
07:01has ever lasted more than a year and a half.
07:03I can't believe that is true.
07:05Well, it may not be factually true,
07:06but the spirit of it is.
07:08And what about you?
07:09You ever think about teaching?
07:11Oh, me?
07:12No.
07:13No, not really.
07:14I didn't go to college.
07:16Who cares?
07:17It's overrated.
07:18Real?
07:18Okay.
07:19I'm still looking for my writer-in-residence.
07:21You say the word,
07:23gig's yours.
07:24Don't answer now.
07:25Come back and tell me a decision before you leave.
07:27I want you to go out
07:28and let this campus get its magic all over you.
07:31All over me?
07:32Yeah, baby.
07:33In the meantime,
07:33I'm going to go to the gym
07:34and throw some metal around.
07:36You care to join?
07:36No, thanks.
07:37I'm going to go see my kid.
07:38Ah, good dad.
07:39You tell that Katie
07:40that if it took a campus sex scandal
07:42to finally get her old man up here?
07:44Worth it.
07:45Probably not going to tell her that.
07:48Okay.
07:49All right.
07:50Hey, Greg.
07:51Yes?
07:51Thrilled you're here.
07:52Good to see you.
08:05With his water lilies,
08:07Monet eschewed tradition
08:08and focused on the surface of the pond
08:10at his home in Giverny.
08:11Beautiful, right?
08:12Hard to believe,
08:13but actually,
08:15conservators...
08:16Uh, restored that exact painting
08:20with Q-tips and spits.
08:22Ew.
08:23Okay, you can take that
08:24slightly disgusting tidbit
08:25and get out of here,
08:26but there is a paper due on Monday.
08:28But there's a K-party this weekend.
08:30What is a K-party?
08:31You don't want to know.
08:32I don't want to know.
08:32Okay, if you feel like
08:34you need extra time on your paper,
08:35that is my dad.
08:36Interacting with strangers
08:37makes him very uncomfortable,
08:38so if you want extra time,
08:40look him in the eye
08:41and tell him that you love him.
08:42Okay?
08:45No, please don't do it.
08:47I love you very much.
08:49Okay.
08:51See you.
08:55Do you know what brown fat is?
08:56Dad, I love that you're here,
08:57but I don't need you
08:58to check up on me.
08:59I'm not checking up on you.
09:00They asked me to come and read.
09:02Oh, come on, Dad.
09:02You hate this place.
09:03I've asked you like a billion times.
09:05Just admit it.
09:06I don't want to admit it
09:08because you will get mad.
09:11Everybody knows.
09:12He knows what?
09:13About Archie.
09:14Everybody knows.
09:15This place is like a fishbowl.
09:16He knows.
09:17He doesn't know.
09:18Hey, excuse me.
09:19You know that my husband
09:20left me to fuck a grad student, right?
09:24Answer honestly,
09:25and I promise this moment
09:26is over for you.
09:28Yes.
09:30You're welcome.
09:31See?
09:32Okay.
09:33You know, the worst part is
09:34everybody keeps asking me
09:36what happened.
09:37I don't know what happened.
09:38We were normal,
09:39and then the next thing I know,
09:40he's with her,
09:41and I'm packing up
09:42and moving into
09:43the dead hockey coach's house.
09:44How did the hockey coach die?
09:46I think he killed himself
09:48because his father
09:48was focusing on
09:49the wrong part of the story.
09:50I'm sorry.
09:51I'm back.
09:51It wasn't on the ice, was it?
09:53Dad.
09:53I'm sorry.
09:54Go ahead.
09:55I feel like everybody's
09:55looking at me all the time.
09:57They're not looking at you.
09:58He wasn't looking at you.
09:59Oh, yep.
09:59He just did.
10:00I'm losing my grip, Dad.
10:01I hate it.
10:02Honey,
10:03you're not losing your grip.
10:04You're strong.
10:07Whoa.
10:10Honey,
10:10why are we in the bushes?
10:11That's them over there.
10:14They eat their lunch here sometimes.
10:16So you're stalking them?
10:17Mm.
10:18That's fine, hon.
10:20They never even kiss.
10:21And look at her.
10:22She's not like some model type.
10:23She's just like a normal girl.
10:25Oh, I just,
10:26it would make so much more sense to me
10:27if she was special in some way.
10:30Honey,
10:30maybe what makes her special
10:31is on the inside.
10:32You know,
10:33who she is as a person.
10:34Are you fucking kidding me?
10:36I'm sorry.
10:37What are you doing?
10:38I'm in the bushes.
10:38I'm off my game.
10:40Look, hon.
10:42There's something that I,
10:44whoa.
10:45Just look at me.
10:46Just look at me right now.
10:47What?
10:47Focus on what I'm saying
10:49because I'm something important.
10:50No.
11:00Not many women
11:01get to be with their father
11:02while they watch their husband
11:03make out with someone.
11:04Yeah,
11:05we're pretty lucky.
11:08Why would you come here?
11:09I knew you'd be me.
11:11Don't.
11:12Katie.
11:20No,
11:21no,
11:22no,
11:23no,
11:23no,
11:23no,
11:23no,
11:24no,
11:24no.
11:24I wasn't watching you.
11:26I was watching
11:27a couple behind you,
11:29Kissy,
11:29a straight couple.
11:30Dude.
11:31Not that that matters.
11:32It does.
11:33I'm just clarifying.
11:35You don't have to take out your phone.
11:36That's,
11:37I'm out,
11:37I'm,
11:37I'm out of here.
11:39See you later.
11:41Talking about us,
11:42telling us,
11:44is that the same thing?
11:46You need that.
11:51Hey,
11:51there's that guy.
11:53You kicked ass today.
11:54Big fan.
11:55I love those rooster books.
11:56I read them all.
11:57Oh,
11:57thank you.
11:59You're the,
11:59uh,
12:00the bikini kid.
12:01Oh,
12:02Tommy Newton.
12:05Oh,
12:05shit,
12:06I forgot my wallet.
12:07Stupid.
12:08Oh,
12:09no,
12:09no,
12:09give me that.
12:09Really?
12:10I gotcha.
12:10Oh,
12:11sweet.
12:12Wait,
12:12I'm gonna get some chips too.
12:14I'm just kidding.
12:15Very kind.
12:15Thanks.
12:16It's okay.
12:17Got you.
12:17Again,
12:17I really appreciate it.
12:18No problem.
12:19There you go.
12:20Sweet.
12:20Enjoy it.
12:21Bonjour,
12:21mes-a-mi.
12:23Hello.
12:23I said hello in French
12:25because I am betting
12:26that you are from Paris
12:27where they let kids drink wine
12:29and baby smoke cigarettes,
12:31but here in America,
12:32the legal drinking age is 21.
12:34You're not 21?
12:35Not yet.
12:36Okay,
12:37officer,
12:39he said that he forgot his wallet.
12:40He offered to buy me beer.
12:42Are you kidding me?
12:44Kind of an age-old story,
12:45isn't it?
12:45Kid gives you 20 bucks,
12:47you go inside
12:47and get him some beer.
12:48I don't need 20 bucks.
12:49Oh,
12:50okay,
12:50money buckets.
12:51There's other reasons
12:52you might do it.
12:53What,
12:54for like a blowjob
12:54in the alley?
12:55What?
12:58No,
12:59I was thinking
13:00that you might do it
13:01because he seems
13:02like a good kid.
13:03Yes,
13:03yes,
13:04yes,
13:04that makes much more sense.
13:05But now,
13:06I got this
13:07blowjob thing
13:08stuck in my head
13:09and either you're giving it to him
13:10or he's giving it to you.
13:12Nobody's giving anyone
13:12a blowjob officer.
13:13That's all I can see right now.
13:14No,
13:14no,
13:14it was just a stupid remark.
13:16No,
13:16no,
13:16no,
13:16no,
13:16no,
13:17no,
13:17you don't just say something like that
13:18unless you're thinking it.
13:19Yeah,
13:19I agree.
13:20I disagree,
13:21I wholeheartedly disagree.
13:23Tommy Newton,
13:24come on.
13:27He didn't do anything,
13:28I tricked him.
13:30There you go.
13:31All right.
13:34Leave the beer
13:34and get out of here.
13:38Thanks for being a good kid.
13:41Even if it was just right at the end.
13:44I'm going to go ahead
13:44and take these right here.
13:45Oh, okay.
13:47Stay out of the alleys.
13:53Looking from the window above
13:57Looks like a story of love
13:59Can you hear me?
14:03Came back only yesterday
14:06Moving farther away
14:12All I needed was the love you gave
14:16All I needed for another day
14:21And all I ever knew
14:24Only you
14:34Hey, kiddo.
14:35Sorry about before.
14:37Are you really going to make me
14:38eat dinner by myself?
14:39Huh?
14:40Call me.
14:41Hey, Margaret.
14:48Hey.
14:53Walking the dog
14:56He only shits in this yard
14:58So
15:04Excuse me
15:07How is your house Chardonnay?
15:09Tastes like shit
15:09Great
15:10Well, I owe one Chardonnay
15:12Chardonnay?
15:13Oh, hi
15:14What are you doing here?
15:15Get a real drink
15:15Excuse me?
15:17You want to sit here by yourself?
15:18Fine
15:18You want to join me
15:19But you need to get a little more self-destructive
15:21Okay
15:22Tequila Blanco Rocks Splash Lime
15:25All right
15:26Yeah, make that too
15:27Sure
15:27Can I at least get more nuts?
15:29Did you eat the hobo?
15:31We're good with the nuts
15:33Listen, I don't see what the problem is
15:35She's never even taught before
15:37You pulled some strings
15:39You got your friend a job
15:40I think it's nice
15:41What if she sucks
15:42And Walt fires her?
15:44Worst case scenario
15:46Goes horribly
15:47She blames you
15:48Something breaks deep inside of her
15:49And she shoots you in the face
15:51I will fuck you
15:52You know, I pretended it was for her
15:55She had just gotten a divorce
15:57I said, oh, you need a change
15:59But it wasn't for her
16:00It was for me
16:02I just feel so isolated
16:05And look, I've been here for a minute
16:07A few friends didn't get tenure
16:09And split
16:10I've already dated everybody worth dating
16:13And I said, I love you once
16:15But I took it back
16:16You can do that?
16:17You can
16:17But they get really mad
16:23You ever, um, been completely surrounded by people
16:26And still felt utterly alone?
16:29Yeah, for about 25 years
16:31I was married
16:32Right
16:33Right
16:34Yeah
16:35To the school's most celebrated alone
16:38Yes
16:38Actually, you would love her
16:40You'd love Elizabeth
16:43When we were married
16:45There were always so many people around
16:46And
16:47When we split up
16:49Those same people
16:50Were the ones that say
16:52That
16:53We never made sense together
16:55Because she was so far out of my league
16:58And for a long time
16:59I felt they were right
17:01How long?
17:06What
17:06Is this all about?
17:09Your key is bent
17:10Yeah, it's my house key
17:11It doesn't always work
17:12Quit changing the subject
17:15Um, too long
17:17I felt that way for too long
17:21Want me to get us some more nuts?
17:23So badly
17:24Excuse me
17:25Can we get some more nuts?
17:26Would you like them warm?
17:28Warm nuts
17:29They haven't even talked to each other
17:31Archie
17:32Is so gutless
17:33He can't even look her in the eye
17:35And explain what happened
17:37I just, you know what I want to do?
17:39I want to go over there
17:40And just tell him to man the heck up
17:42I think you gotta go with man the fuck up
17:45I love you
17:46Oh, hope you get an F
17:48What was
17:48That's a long story
17:49It doesn't matter
17:51Because if I talked to him
17:53Katie would kill me
17:54No, she wouldn't
17:55She'll love you for it
17:56I don't think so
17:57I mean, she wouldn't tell you
17:59She loves you for it
18:00And then she'll probably
18:01Say she's mad at you
18:05You didn't have to walk me
18:07All the way home
18:07Oh, well, I'm glad I did, though
18:09That was fun
18:11Good night
18:12You want to come in?
18:14Hmm?
18:15You want to come in?
18:17Um
18:18Okay, in two weeks
18:19My friend is going to be living right there
18:21And I love her
18:22But she is always all up in my business
18:24So
18:25Probably
18:26No more
18:27Fucking the guest speakers for me
18:31Wow
18:33I've never done this before
18:35I'm just kidding
18:36I know
18:37No, you didn't
18:39No, I did not
18:40No
18:41Wow
18:41Do you know how old I am?
18:44It's your lucky day, Grandpa
18:46Oh
18:49Oh
18:50Oh
18:51Dylan
18:53You are
18:54Gorgeous
18:55And
18:56Funny
18:57And so, so smart
18:59That I feel even dumber than usual
19:01But today has just been a day
19:03Okay, you can stop
19:04No, no, no, no
19:05I
19:05I was just saying
19:06Maybe we could just stand out here
19:07And talk for a little while
19:08I really don't love talking to men
19:10Who just rejected me
19:11I didn't reject you
19:13I just
19:13I'm uncomfortable
19:14And it's not you
19:16It's me
19:17I'm, that's who
19:18That's what I am
19:19Most of the time, always
19:21So
19:21Maybe we could
19:23Have a drink
19:25Yeah
19:26And kind of
19:27Kind of just see where it goes
19:29Okay
19:32Would you like to come in
19:34And have a drink?
19:37I probably shouldn't
19:39What?
19:41Holy crap
19:42You just rejected me
19:43Twice
19:44Why would you do that?
19:45I don't know
19:46I don't know why I do so many things
19:48Good night
19:48No, wait, Dylan
19:50Dylan, Dylan
19:51Come on
19:52Oh, the key
19:53The curse of the bent key
19:54Come on
19:55You could try it a little less psychotically
19:58Okay, please just go
19:59No, no, no
20:00I wouldn't be a gentleman
20:01Unless I waited for you to
20:03Oh
20:06Okay
20:12Good night
20:21Hey, Buck
20:21You sure you don't want me to drive you?
20:23No, no, no
20:24I'm
20:24I got it
20:25Hey, how come you need to go to the dentist?
20:27Um, because I hurt my arm
20:30That's a joke
20:30Relax
20:31I'll be back later
20:32Okay
20:33Big push for a big girl
20:34Yeah, see ya
20:36Eyes on the horizon
20:37Got it
20:40Hello, gov
20:42Greg
20:42I heard you're on campus
20:44Come on
20:50Just pop out on the coast for me, will you?
20:57I understand that you're the first Russian studies professor to receive the Wallace Fellowship
21:01You don't care about the fellowship?
21:03No, nobody does
21:04Well, yeah, my friends talk about it quite a lot, so
21:07Name one
21:07You don't know any of my friends?
21:09Well, just throw a name out
21:10Kevin
21:11I will bet you a million dollars that you can't tell me Kevin's last name
21:16Listen, Greg
21:18I know why you're here, alright?
21:19You love Chekhov, right?
21:21I was wrong
21:21Uh, yeah, I like Chekhov a bit
21:24Don't you have that stupid first edition Chekhov book that you're so proud of?
21:28Tolstoy
21:30First edition of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
21:34Yes, I am rather proud of it
21:35It's probably one of the finest literary creations any human being's ever made, so
21:39Why did you cheat on my daughter?
21:41Sounds like you want to make love to that book
21:42Okay
21:43Could you just skip to the point, please, Greg?
21:45No, because I thought that you loved Chekhov
21:48And I spent the morning researching him in preparation for this conversation
21:52For the love of God, then pretend the time I found Chekhov
21:55Okay
21:55Listen, since you love Chekhov so much, you obviously know that he said no one must be humiliated
22:03I have been thinking about that a lot
22:05How could you have been thinking about that a lot if you only just read it this morning?
22:08Are you a detective?
22:09Well
22:09My God
22:11Look, you need to man the fucking heck up
22:17Katie has been humiliated and I think that you owe it to her
22:20I love her
22:24I do, I love her
22:26Then what are you doing, man?
22:29I, I, um
22:33I just, I got lost
22:35Um
22:37We weren't getting along
22:39And we drifted a bit and I withdrew
22:42And then along came Sunny
22:44And the clouds
22:45I'm cool not knowing anything about Sunny
22:47Look
22:49I am ready and willing to take the lion's share of the blame with what happened between me and Katie
22:53You are a hero
22:54Thank you
22:54And also your friend Kevin is not real
22:58Katie and I both have things that we need to work on
23:00And I, I want to do that work, Greg
23:03Because she is still the most important thing that's ever happened to me
23:09And I think I've really cocked this up, haven't I?
23:12Yeah
23:13And you cocked it up
23:18Do you think she'll ever take me back?
23:20I wouldn't
23:21But if you want to find out
23:23You have to man the fuck up
23:28You really nailed it that time?
23:30I don't need your approval
23:31Okay
23:32But thank you
23:40Bobby Orr
23:41Native of Kitchener, Ontario
23:43Who gives a shit?
23:44I cannot believe that you spoke to Archie
23:46I was promised you'd eventually love me for it
23:49He wants to see me tomorrow
23:51He says that he thinks he's found a path back
23:54Alright, that's a good thing, yeah?
23:55Why?
23:56Because he's stopped banging that girl
23:57So I'm supposed to run home and rip off all my clothes?
24:00I, I seriously doubt that that is his path back idea
24:04I know you're mad
24:05I have a question
24:07Do you still love him?
24:13Shit
24:15You know
24:15I never really told you
24:17Why your mom and I split up
24:19She cheated on you?
24:20Oh good, you're in the loop
24:23No
24:23Uh
24:25My biggest regret
24:28Was that I didn't fight for her
24:32If you love him
24:33Don't be a coward
24:34Like I was
24:36If I say that I will go and see him
24:38Will you please stop telling me to do things that I don't want to do?
24:42Promise
24:44Also try to be kind
24:45Jesus Christ
24:47I, you're going to want to say some stuff that's really horrible to him
24:50And he deserves it
24:51Yeah
24:51But there are certain things you can't take back, honey
24:54And I am speaking from experience
24:58That's all
24:59Go see him
25:00Try to be kind
25:01That's it
25:02Okay
25:03I'm going to head out
25:05I love you
25:06I will drop by tomorrow morning after I see Walt
25:10And say farewell
25:11Dad
25:14Do you want to stay and hang?
25:18Always
25:20Yes
25:20I do
25:23Okay
25:3315 minutes at 185 degrees at least three times a week
25:36Speeds up the metabolism
25:37Flushes out the toxins
25:39And is clinically proven to lower your chance of dementia by 53%
25:43And aren't you a lucky guy?
25:45You have all that fur to keep the heat in?
25:47Yeah, I feel lucky
25:49Can't say I'm pleased you're turning down my job offer
25:52Sorry
25:53Has it been 15 minutes yet?
25:5590 seconds, Greg
25:56Well, you're going to love the contrast with the cold plunge
25:58I can't wait
25:59I am happy to see things are turning the corner for Archie and Katie
26:04Would have been a shame to have to let her go
26:06Excuse me?
26:08Well, if this drama got out of hand, I had to pick one
26:11He's got the tenure and the Wallace Fellowship
26:14Nobody cares about that
26:18Have you ever been married, Walt?
26:20I am married now
26:21Wow
26:22Oh, Jodi, she loves to travel
26:24I don't
26:25So, we do two months together, two months apart
26:28And then we just repeat that the rest of the year
26:30She'll be back in a few weeks
26:32I can't wait
26:34Sounds like you solved marriage
26:36I have, Greg
26:38Yeah, you're lucky
26:41When you get your heart broken, it's...
26:45It's...
26:46Whatever
26:47Never mind
26:48I mean, never mind
26:49Number three
26:51Hot House is for real talk
26:53You had that made up professionally?
26:56I made it in woodshop
26:57Nice
26:58Yep
27:01When you get your heart broken
27:04Feels like somebody shot you in the face
27:07It doesn't matter if it's been five years
27:10You just...
27:12You feel like...
27:14You're never gonna bounce back, you know
27:18Can't let that happen to Katie
27:21Hmm
27:23All right
27:25Ah, Katie
27:26Uh, I'm not gonna sit down
27:28Because I don't know where you guys have had sex
27:29So I'm gonna pace
27:30Right, okay
27:31That's actually something I'd like to say to you
27:32I wanted to say that
27:33No, hold on, listen
27:33I really need to tell you something
27:34Start off...
27:35No, no, no
27:36If I can just go first
27:37And then...
27:37I'm trying really hard not to lose my shit here
27:39And you're interrupting me is not helping
27:41Please, sit down and shut up
27:44Unfortunately, I was gonna say that you actually should start
27:47But there's nothing that you could say that would help me understand how you could do this to me
27:52And you didn't even try to explain yourself
27:54Are you fucking serious?
27:56Trying to...
27:57Archie, that's when you get when those women on Dateline snap and poison their husbands
28:01Because I have thought about killing you
28:03And I know it's not smart to say out loud in case something weird happens and you do die
28:07And then somebody else in the bar is like
28:09Well, I heard her talking about how she'd kill her husband, but we're not in a bar
28:12So I feel pretty safe
28:13I could so murder you
28:14Good Lord
28:17But my dad told me to be kind
28:21I just don't know how to get there
28:28I love you
28:33And I think we can get through this
28:40Okay
28:44Now you talk
28:54It doesn't matter what you say, just say something
28:59She didn't go to the dentist
29:01Okay, it matters a little, it can't just be gibberish
29:03Sunny said that she was going to the dentist, but she went to the doctors
29:07Well, dentists are doctors
29:12She's pregnant
29:15This is what I was trying...
29:17I just found out
29:18I love you, Katie
29:21I was going to beg for you to take me back
29:23I have this speech where I explain everything, but I don't make any excuses
29:26It's really good, I can still say it
29:27Get out
29:29Okay
29:31This is my house
29:32Please get out, please get out, please get out
29:42I really do love you, Katie
29:43Fuck you
29:45Do you know how long you're going to be?
29:46Get out
29:54Are you loving the contrast?
29:56You're activating the brown fat
29:58Brown fat is not real
29:59You don't mean that
30:00I do
30:01Now we're going to finish by you going under for five
30:12I don't like it
30:14I don't like it
30:15I take one, one, one because you left me
30:18And two, two, two for my family
30:21And three, three, three for my heartache
30:24And four, four, four for my headaches
30:27And five, five, five for my lonely
30:30And six, six, six for my sorrow
30:32And seven, seven, no, no, no tomorrow
30:35And eight, eight, eyes forget what eight was for
30:38But nine, nine, nine for the lost guys
30:41And ten, ten, ten, ten
30:43For everything, everything, everything, everything
30:46You can all just kiss off into the air
30:49Behind my back I can see there's fear
30:53They'll hurt me bad, but I will find
30:55They'll hurt me bad, and you can all just kiss off into the air
31:10Hey, Beth
31:11I know you said that I didn't need to go see Katie, but I did
31:14And I'm glad that I did
31:17And I am so, so cold
31:21Call me when you can
31:22Bye
31:29Oh, my gosh
31:34Why would you make me talk to him?
31:36Hey, folks
31:36Oh, no, this guy
31:38I was with you all morning
31:39Wait, what?
31:40Ma'am?
31:41Hello, job guy?
31:42Hey
31:44You guys wouldn't happen to know what's going on here with this fire, would you?
31:47No
31:48She was with me all morning
31:51No, I wasn't
31:52Huh
31:53Seriously?
31:55Okay, so immediately conflicting stories
31:58Why don't you both stay here?
31:59I'm gonna go grab my pen
32:00Do not leave
32:05Where's my pen?
32:06Who's got my pen?
32:07I don't know
32:10Shoot
32:10I laugh at me
32:12I'm crying, trying
32:14Falling sometimes
32:16Sometimes flying
32:18Cry me an ocean
32:20I'm one-liners
32:22Cruel, cruel, cruel
32:25I stick sandstones
32:28You know the rhyme
32:30You know it landed hard this time
32:34Look who tried too hard to play it cool
32:41We laugh and move on with our lives
32:46I'm bootstrap pains, but never mind
32:49I'll find a way to rewrite our beginnings
32:54All
32:55I'll find a way to watch
32:58Oh, I
33:00Oh, I
33:02Oh, I
33:04Oh, I
33:06Oh, I
33:08Oh, I
33:09Oh, I
33:09Oh, I
33:10I played the fool
33:12Ah!
33:15Bow, bow!
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