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Come Fly With Me Series 1 Episode 1
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00:01This is one of the busiest airports in Europe.
00:04Over 40 million passengers pass through every year.
00:09Our cameras have spent six months following the lives of the people who work here.
00:14From the staff at the check-in desk...
00:16Where are you planning to? Bangkok, you dirty bugger!
00:19To the cabin crew at 32,000 feet...
00:23Chicken or turkey? Chicken or turkey.
00:25What's the vegetarian option? Chicken.
00:27And even the airline owners themselves.
00:30Toilets take up too much space on plane.
00:32If it is an hour flight, two hours to Rome, to Paris...
00:37You can hold it in.
00:39So sit back, fasten your seat belts and come fly with me.
01:17You're all over 16, yes?
01:20Omar Baba is the flamboyant owner of low-cost airline Flylo.
01:25God gave me a mission.
01:28He come to me and he say, Omar, I have chosen you...
01:31To bring low-cost air travel to flights within Europe...
01:34And some selected routes across the Atlantic.
01:37And I say to him, I will not let you down, Mr. God.
01:42Omar is one of Britain's most high-profile businessmen.
01:45But today, he has woken up to find himself in the middle of a PR disaster.
01:50Why? I have not had plane crash since Tuesday.
01:54There have been allegations in the morning papers that Flylo planes have been flying without life jackets.
02:00But Omar is quick to respond.
02:02This is life jacket. This is life jacket. This is life jacket. This is life jacket. This is life jacket
02:12soon. This is life jacket.
02:14And what's more, I've made it easier than ever for passengers to use the life jackets. I'll show you.
02:24Okay, we are on our holidays. Suddenly, plane falls into sea. Kaboom!
02:31Plane is now filling with water. Ah! Ah! Help me!
02:35Not a problem. Simply reach under your seat.
02:41Hey.
02:42Do you want to purchase life jacket? Yes.
02:46Swipe card and enter pin? Okay.
02:52Would you like priority disembarkation?
02:56Ehm...
02:57Yes.
02:58Purchase whistle? Yes.
03:00Enter card?
03:01Total £60.
03:03Life jacket is now mine. For 20 minutes.
03:06After 20 minutes, it deflates automatically and I simply swim back into plane and pay for more.
03:12It's good, no?
03:19He's quite tight around Nick.
03:23Fergal works for one of Flylo's rivals, the low-cost Irish airline Our Lady Air.
03:29Morning.
03:30And aviation runs in his family.
03:32Hi.
03:33There's ten of us, ten boys.
03:35We're all gay.
03:36Except Finbar, who's bi.
03:38And we're all cabin crew.
03:40That's right.
03:40We're all flyers.
03:41Everyone in my family flies.
03:43Except my mother.
03:44She's never flown.
03:45Well, she's never not been pregnant.
03:48One of Fergal's duties is to prepare the passengers for take-off.
03:52However young they may be.
03:54That's very good.
03:54Oh, hello.
03:56Look at you.
03:57What a cutie.
03:58He's just three months.
04:00Oh.
04:01He's beautiful.
04:02I love babies.
04:03Used to be one with him.
04:05Look at you.
04:06Yeah?
04:06Your wee chubby cheeks, eh?
04:08Can I hold him for a bit?
04:09Yeah?
04:10Yeah?
04:11Yeah?
04:11Oh, look at you, eh?
04:14Who's a handsome wee fella?
04:16Look at you, eh?
04:17No, no, no, no, no.
04:19I just need to put him in the overhead locker.
04:25Madam, I told you before, turn that phone off, please.
04:29The fly-low check-in girls are the glamorous face of the airline.
04:32Hello, madam.
04:33And 22-year-old Melody Baines is no exception.
04:38Right, now, I hope you don't mind me saying, madam,
04:40but I couldn't help noticing that you are quite old.
04:43Well, yes.
04:46So I wondered if you wanted to take advantage of our speedy boarding scheme.
04:49What's that?
04:50Well, there are no reserved seats on this flight,
04:52so you pay an extra £20, and you get to board the plane before anyone else.
04:56Do I need to do that?
04:57I'd hate to see you trampled underfoot.
05:00Some passengers do resent the extra charges,
05:02but just last week we did lose an elderly gentleman in a stampede.
05:08All that was left was a ship.
05:11Oh, I don't think we have any speedy boarding passes to hand.
05:14One moment, please.
05:18Fly-low check-in, Keely speaking.
05:20Hi.
05:21Let's call him, please.
05:22Melody.
05:23Oh, hi, Melody.
05:23Is this about the speedy boarding passes?
05:25Yeah, I seem to have run out.
05:26Have you got any spares?
05:27Yeah, I've got some right here.
05:28I'll just get one over to you as soon as I can.
05:30Okay.
05:31Bye.
05:31Bye.
05:33Shouldn't be a mole.
05:43Excuse me, madam.
05:44Can you pass this over to my colleague, please?
05:47Um...
05:47Thanks, love.
05:50There you are, madam.
05:52One speedy boarding pass.
05:54Do you sell many of these?
05:55Yes.
05:56Today we sell one to every passenger on the flight.
05:59Next, please.
06:02As with any airport, security is the number one priority.
06:06Obviously, the safety of passengers is of paramount importance.
06:10Some passengers do complain about being patted down.
06:12They feel it's an invasion of their privacy, but thorough physical checks are a reality in modern air travel.
06:18I don't like it, but unfortunately, it is absolutely necessary.
06:25Stop.
06:25Put your arms up, please.
06:31Okay.
06:32Next.
06:33Happy flighting.
06:34Happy flighting.
06:36Enjoy the flight.
06:36Moses looks after first- and business-class passengers for Great British Air.
06:41Today, he has some bad news to impart.
06:44Something very regrettable happened.
06:47We have a female lady passengeress on a connecting flight.
06:52Her King Charles Spaniel, Coco, was travelling in the hold.
06:56We had a heating malfunction, and he froze solid.
06:59I've just seen him.
07:01He's like a giant dog lolly.
07:03And it's my job to tell her what's happened.
07:07Mrs. Ross?
07:09Yes.
07:10My name is Moses.
07:12I'm the executive passenger liaison officer for the airline.
07:16Are the flight attendants looking after you okay?
07:18Yes, thank you.
07:20Have you been offered a small glass of fresh orange juice and a complimentary browse of the Daily Mail?
07:24Yes, thank you.
07:25Good.
07:31The flight time to Geneva is two hours and twenty minutes, so it shouldn't be too bad.
07:42The weather is clear and bright, no chance of showers, if you'll pardon the pun.
07:50Everything is fine.
07:52How's Coco?
07:53Fine.
07:55Fine.
07:56Even better than fine.
07:57Great.
07:58Wonderful.
07:59Barking away and eating a big bowl of food for dogs.
08:04Couldn't be more alive.
08:06I've got a lovely photo of him on my phone.
08:08Oh, he was so cute.
08:11Is so cute?
08:12What am I saying?
08:13Well, I hope you have a very pleasant journey with us today and we look forward to seeing you again
08:19very soon.
08:20Dog.
08:21Sorry?
08:22Nothing.
08:23Take care, Mrs. Ross.
08:25Happy flighting.
08:28I can tell her. I can tell her.
08:30Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts.
08:33We have been cleared for taking off.
08:53Stop.
08:54Arms.
08:56Right.
08:57Right.
08:58Stop.
08:58Arms.
09:03Excuse me?
09:04Yes?
09:05Can I have a word?
09:06I'm just patting down this gentleman.
09:09Can I see some A.D.?
09:13You haven't got any A.D.?
09:16You don't work it, do you?
09:24You don't work it, do you?
09:26It's 11 a.m. and Great British Air Flight 587 from Mies has just landed.
09:33Airport paparazzi Mickey and Buster have received a tip-off that a world-famous singer is on board.
09:40We just heard that Gerry Alliwell's going to be landing in a few minutes.
09:43Yeah, she'll fly in from the old south of France.
09:45Hopefully she'll have her daughter, Blue Bottle, with her.
09:48Yeah, yeah.
09:49Takes a lovely picture, does Gerry.
09:50Yeah, yeah.
09:50You can always sell a picture of Gerry Alliwell.
09:52She's always in the news.
09:53Same with all the Spice Girls, isn't it?
09:54Yeah.
09:55Obviously a picture of Posh Spice will fetch the most.
09:58Then it's Gerry.
09:59Yeah.
09:59Then it's the black one.
10:01Then it's Emma Bunton.
10:02Probably wouldn't bother with a lesgy one.
10:04No, no, no.
10:04Wouldn't bother at all.
10:05Think about the Spice Girls.
10:07They're great music, didn't they?
10:08Yeah, yeah.
10:08I miss the Spice Girls.
10:10They were the atomic kitten of their day.
10:11Yeah, I love their songs.
10:13If you want to be my dum-dum, you've got to get with my dum.
10:16Oh, stop right now, thank you very dum.
10:19I need some loving with a human dum.
10:22Mama dum-dum-dum.
10:26Mama dum-dum-dum.
10:28Oh, well enough.
10:30Mama dum-dum-dum.
10:33Mama dum-dum-dum.
10:36Mama dum-dum.
10:36Oh, bollocks with mister.
10:38Taj is one of Flylo's roving ground crew.
10:42Today, he's on buggy duty.
10:44I've got wheels today, isn't it?
10:46I get to just cruise round.
10:48I don't got to walk nowhere, you get me?
10:50I just like to drive my buggy, man.
10:52It's the coolest.
10:53I've got me sounds on.
10:55I've got me bitches in the back.
10:56Hey ladies, you watch Pin My Ride?
10:58No.
10:59Man, I'm telling you, it would be so sick if I could get this buggy on Pin My Ride.
11:02Get that pin westwards to strip out the inside, yeah?
11:06Put in a Maserati engine.
11:07Fit it up with the fattest tyres.
11:09And then install one of them special hydraulic suspension
11:12so that the whole machine really bounces, yeah?
11:14But unfortunately, I am unable to do that,
11:17as the vehicle is the property of the UK Aviation Authority.
11:21Okay, bitches, the pussy wagon has arrived.
11:24Out you guys.
11:26I'm telling you, ma'am, when the lady sees me in this,
11:29they's gonna think I'm the coolest
11:30because this is like the ultimate funny magnet.
11:33You get me?
11:33You get me?
11:34You do get me?
11:35It's of paramount importance that you get me.
11:37You get me?
11:38You have me got.
11:39Good.
11:43Ian Foote is the airport's chief immigration officer.
11:47As an immigration officer,
11:48I am the first line of defence of this country's borders.
11:53And, yes, I have been accused of being a racist.
11:58But if being highly suspicious of all foreigners makes you a racist,
12:02then, yeah, I mean, sure, lock me up and throw away the key.
12:07Today, a question mark has arisen over the authenticity of a passenger's passport.
12:14Now, the reason you are being detained here
12:16is we're not satisfied you're travelling on your own passport.
12:20According to your passport, your name is Jennifer.
12:23You were born in Hampshire in 1998.
12:28Now, that would make you a 12-year-old girl.
12:32There you go, that's going to 11, OK? Who's next, please?
12:35Meanwhile, back at check-in, it's a very special day for this happy couple.
12:39Where are you flying to today?
12:41Disneyland!
12:42Los Angeles.
12:43We're getting married in Disneyland!
12:44Oh, congratulations.
12:46Yeah, thanks.
12:47Right, just need to ask you a couple of security questions.
12:49Did you pack the cases yourself?
12:51Yes, we did. Unfortunately, we didn't receive any help from the seven dwarves.
12:55And do your bags contain any sharp objects?
12:58No, only the burn and cessatives.
13:01We both love Disney, don't we, Geoff?
13:02It's all right.
13:03We've actually bought a personal DVD player with us
13:06so you can watch The Aristocats on the flight.
13:07We watched that one last night.
13:09Yeah, but you do actually have to watch The Aristocats more than once
13:11to really appreciate the nuances.
13:13It's a great film, The Aristocats.
13:14I shouldn't really like it because I am actually allergic to cats.
13:17She goes out in a rash.
13:18But luckily these are cartoon cats so they never come out the screen.
13:21I'm telling you, when Bambi's mother died, I cried every day for a fortnight.
13:25I'm sorry Geoff, I'm not putting myself through that again.
13:28Oh look, can we go in there in case they've got something Disney?
13:30It's a chemist.
13:31Yeah, but they might have some Winnie the Pooh pantypads.
13:33Come on.
13:34Why do I like Disney so much?
13:38Probably because I'm quite sick.
13:41Right, get a latte please.
13:42I'm sorry my love, we've got no coffee.
13:44You need to go to Terminal 2, they've got to stop up there.
13:47Precious is one of the airport's most familiar faces,
13:51having worked at this coffee kiosk for over 20 years.
13:54But today, she's having to close early.
13:58Well we've got no coffee.
14:00We're a coffee shop and we've got no coffee.
14:03We arrived here this morning to find a big tin of coffee mysteriously disappeared.
14:08We've got coke, we've got spoon, we've got milk, we've got sugar,
14:11we've got water, we've got fire, but we've got no coffee.
14:14The Lord in his almighty wisdom has decided to take the coffee from us.
14:19So we've got no option but to close early.
14:22Close.
14:23In a way it is a blessing because we've got craving to go McDonald's
14:27and get myself McEgg McMuffin.
14:29Praise the Lord for his 99p breakfasts.
14:32Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning.
14:35Give me oil in my lamp, I pray.
14:39Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning.
14:42Keep me burning till the break of day.
14:48After a difficult morning, Moses is looking forward to greeting a very special passenger,
14:5592 year old Hetty Wolfe.
14:57I love looking after the elderly.
14:59I love hearing their stories, I love hearing about the old days.
15:02And if you spend enough time with old people, you do eventually get used to the smell.
15:06Hello there Mrs Wolfe, my name is Moses Beacon, let me take that for you.
15:11My name is Hetty Wolfe, I'm 92 years old and I have never flown before.
15:18I've never been on an airplane, so today is a very big day.
15:22I'm going to Florida to visit my son Michael who is a doctor.
15:26My son is a doctor.
15:29After accompanying Mrs Wolfe through security, Moses is keen to help in any way he can.
15:35Right.
15:35Do you need anything from duty free?
15:38Yes.
15:39I'd like to buy a birthday present for my grandson Jonathan.
15:43He will be 12 on Tuesday.
15:45Oh, how lovely.
15:46What would you like to get him?
15:47200 Lambertin bucks.
15:50Right.
15:52I'll pop and get those for you.
15:54Have you got any cash on you?
15:55Hmm?
15:56Do the cigarettes?
15:58No, I put my money in the suitcase.
16:01You put your money in your suitcase?
16:03Yes, I thought this is what you're supposed to do.
16:06I've never flown before.
16:11Oh, Moses Beacon likes to go the extra mile, so I'll buy them for you and you can pay me
16:17back when you fly home, how about that?
16:19Yes, if I remember.
16:23Oh, I would also like to buy him two bottles of Bell's whiskey.
16:27Right.
16:29Large!
16:32Oh, Mrs Wolfe, she's quite a character, if you'll pardon the pun.
16:36She's had me running hither and thither and...
16:39Hurry up! We need to go to Hermes.
16:43With the morning flights on their way, fly-low check-in girls Melody and Keeley are on their lunch break.
16:49How's it going with your boyfriend?
16:50Which one?
16:52Craig.
16:52Black Craig or White Craig?
16:54White Craig?
16:55He's in prison.
16:56What for?
16:57Beating up Black Craig.
16:59But check-in boss Helen is about to impart some important news.
17:04Hi, girls.
17:05Have you got a minute?
17:06Nick Wade's still on lunch.
17:08I've got some news for you.
17:10I'm pregnant.
17:11Oh, congratulations!
17:13Oh, I'm set mate up for you!
17:16What are you? Seven months gone?
17:18No, no, no, I'm three months.
17:19Is it artificial insemination?
17:21No!
17:21Not a gay guy with a turkey baster.
17:23No, it was the normal way with my husband.
17:26You've got a husband?
17:27This goes to show, not all men are obsessed with Luke's.
17:29Yeah.
17:31Right.
17:32Well, I'm going to be taking maternity leave soon, so I guess one of you two will be asked to
17:36take over as second manager.
17:39Catch you later.
17:43Me and Keeley are busy maids.
17:45Yeah, well, I'm sisters.
17:46Yeah, she's like me much older sister.
17:48Yeah, what she means is, I did actually start at Fly Low a week before she did.
17:52So, imagine Helen will be putting me up for the promotion.
17:54Yeah, or they may go for a much younger, fresher face.
17:57Yeah, well, whatever happens, I know we'll always remain busy mates.
18:00In a way, I think you should get it.
18:02You should get it.
18:03No, you should get it.
18:03You should get it.
18:04You should get it.
18:05You should get it.
18:05You should get it.
18:06You should get it.
18:07You should get it.
18:10Okay.
18:13Simon and Jackie Trent are Britain's first husband and wife pilot team.
18:17Set heading zero nine two.
18:19Heading zero nine two set.
18:20Set speed four seven zero.
18:23Speed four seven zero.
18:24I haven't finished setting the speed yet, Simon.
18:26Sorry.
18:26Can we just do one thing at a time, please?
18:30Right, the speed is set.
18:31Well, I've been flying commercially for 15 years now and Jackie was a dental nurse.
18:35I was a dental hygienist.
18:37There is a difference.
18:37You know that, Simon.
18:39You do know that.
18:39He does know that.
18:40And then Jackie felt she wanted to retrain and become a pilot.
18:44He had an affair.
18:47He had an affair with one of the stewardesses.
18:50It wasn't an affair.
18:51It was a one night thing.
18:52Well, that makes it worse.
18:54How does that make it worse?
18:54It just does.
18:55I did what any woman would do.
18:58I spent five years retraining as a pilot.
19:00And now I come on all the flights with him.
19:03We decided it was the best way forward.
19:05Yeah, you decided it was the best way forward.
19:06Please don't undermine me all the time, Simon.
19:08Yes, five years later, here I am, qualified as the first officer.
19:11And it saved our marriage.
19:13It's allowed us to trust each other again.
19:16Isn't it?
19:18Yeah.
19:18It's not.
19:20Where are you going, Simon?
19:22I'm just going to the toilet.
19:23You went to the toilet over Norway.
19:25That was over an hour ago.
19:27Who are you going to be talking to, Simon?
19:29Who are you going to be screwing in the toilet?
19:33Well, it's not always easy.
19:35You know, living together, working together.
19:38I mean, we have squabbles like any married couple.
19:41Not like any married couple when one of them's had an affair.
19:45Well, I didn't know that, did I?
19:47This passenger is due to fly to Malaga for his sister's wedding,
19:50but there's a problem.
19:52He can't find his passport.
19:54Well, I've got me nectar card, any good?
19:57Sorry, sir.
19:57It's clearly got me name on it.
19:59But when you arrive in Spain without a passport,
20:00they're just going to send you straight back home.
20:02Even if I show them me boots advantage card?
20:04Sorry.
20:05Blockbuster video card?
20:06No.
20:07Dudley swimming baths, early bird pass.
20:09Sorry.
20:09Yeah, but what if I get to Spain
20:10and get them to call Dudley swimming baths
20:12and get the lady there to vouch for me
20:14and she can say, yeah, it's nil.
20:15I'm sorry, sir, but you do need your passport.
20:18All right, all right.
20:18I'll get it.
20:20Oh, hang on a sec.
20:23Thorpe Park Family Pass.
20:26Come on!
20:27This is madness.
20:29Apparently, you have to have a passport now
20:31to go to another country.
20:32Excuse me, but I wasn't told.
20:34That's fly low for you, isn't it?
20:35I'm happy to take your money
20:36but you forget a little thing like your passport
20:38and that's that.
20:39Hope you've all got your passports.
20:40Apparently, you now need a passport to go abroad.
20:43I'm never flying fly low again.
20:45You couldn't pay me!
20:48Found me passport.
20:50It was just in me pocket.
20:58I forgot where they're from.
21:02It's 4pm and Mrs. Wolfe's flight is ready for boarding.
21:06Nearly there.
21:07So Moses guides her to the departure lounge.
21:11Young man, I'm very nervous about sitting in the middle of the plane
21:15or the back of the plane
21:17and I would be much happier sitting in the front of the plane in first class.
21:23But you do have an economy class ticket, Mrs. Wolfe.
21:27Yes, but you tell them.
21:28You tell them that I have never flown before
21:31and I'm very nervous
21:33and they must put me in the first class
21:36with the free champagne.
21:38Unfortunately, it's not Great British Air policy
21:40to offer free upgrades.
21:42Yes, but you will tell them for me.
21:44I'll call my supervisor and see what I can do.
21:47Yes, you do it now.
21:50Quickly!
21:54My son is a doctor.
21:58These two Japanese school girls
22:00have flown almost 6,000 miles from Tokyo
22:02just to meet their idol.
22:04We like Martin Clune.
22:06We love Martin Clune.
22:08We've seen him first in his show, Men Badly.
22:11He's so cute.
22:12We also see him in William and alongside him, Mary.
22:16They're my best show.
22:17I like him in Dr. Martins where he plays Dr. Martins.
22:20We found out on the Twitter
22:21that he's landing here at this airport today.
22:23He's number one star in Japan.
22:25Articles love him.
22:27So we bring lots of gift for Martin Clune.
22:29We show you.
22:30We bring official Martin Clune breakfast cereal.
22:34Clune pops.
22:35I like him with long hair.
22:36I like him with short hair.
22:38And we bring official Reggie Perry lunch box.
22:41And we bring a doll of Martin Clune for Martin Clune.
22:47And we have made ourself a Martin Clune.
22:49We do the song.
22:50We do the song.
22:50No.
22:51Too shy.
22:51Too shy.
22:52No, no, no.
22:52We do the song.
22:53We do the song now.
22:53No, no, no.
22:54Too shy.
22:54Too shy.
22:55No, no.
22:55We do the song.
23:01We say we do the song.
23:02So we do the song.
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23:33Martin Clown.
23:34What are you doing?
23:38What are you doing?
23:39What are you doing?
23:40What are you doing?
23:41What are you doing?
23:42What are you doing?
23:44What are you doing?
23:46What are you doing?
23:47Taj is nearing the end of his shift, but there's one more thing he wants to do while he still
23:52has the buggy.
23:54Hey, Lisa, does you want a ride?
23:56It's all right, thank you.
23:57Go on.
23:58No, I'm fine.
24:00Go on, babe.
24:00I got the wagon today, isn't he?
24:02Come on, get on the pussy wagon.
24:04Come on.
24:07Okay.
24:09Wicked.
24:10So where do you want to go?
24:11The check-in desk.
24:12Right.
24:16There you go.
24:20Right.
24:22That check-in girl is fit, and the world reckons she fancies me, but the journey wasn't quite
24:27long enough, so I didn't get a chance to cup a fill.
24:30Back at immigration, Ian's investigations are continuing.
24:34Well, what I've done is I've taken a photo of our friend here, and I've noticed there are
24:39a number of differences.
24:41In this photograph, he has a beard.
24:44In this photo, he does not.
24:46In this photo, the skin is dark in tone.
24:50In this photo, it's a lot paler.
24:52In this photograph, there is a man, whereas in this photograph, there is a little girl.
25:00Also, the ears are different.
25:03Right.
25:04What I'm going to do is I'm going to let you in this time, but with a warning.
25:08You really do need to update your passport photograph.
25:14Take care, Jennifer.
25:17It's five o'clock, and Precious is still at the airport.
25:20Oh, hello, Petzl.
25:22How are you?
25:22He, he, he, he, he, he.
25:24I'm very good, thank you.
25:25I've had a very busy afternoon.
25:28I've been to Dixon and bought an alarm clock radio for to listen to the Lord's song on a
25:32Sunday.
25:33I've been to W Smith because I've got a special deal on.
25:36Okay, now and closer.
25:38Tree magazine for £2.95.
25:41Praise the Lord for the multi-pack.
25:43And I've been to pastime, but there's not very much there.
25:46It's mainly just shortbread.
25:48Well, all the shopping has made me very tired.
25:50So I just need to pick up some bath and shower gel and go home and have a bath and
25:54shower.
25:55Thank you, Gerald.
25:57Take me now to boot the chemist, please.
26:00Good man.
26:02This little lad of mine.
26:05I'm gonna let it shine.
26:07Lavinia, your tights is falling down.
26:09Thank you so much.
26:11Happy flighting.
26:13Meanwhile, at the departure gate, Moses is pulling out all the stops to get an upgrade
26:18for his elderly passenger.
26:20Mrs. Wolfe, I've just spoken to my supervisor and explained that it's your first ever flight,
26:25but he said there was nothing he could do.
26:27So what I've done is I've used my own personal air miles and I've managed to get you an upgrade
26:33to first class.
26:36I'm eating.
26:44Would you just like to wait here one second, Mrs. Wolfe?
26:48Right now, I've got your cigarettes and your whisky.
26:51For my grandson?
26:53Yes.
26:53Not me.
26:55No.
26:56And the other things I put on my credit card for you, the ether on scarf, the iPad, and
27:02the giant Toblerone.
27:03Yeah.
27:04And I'd just like to say, from all of us here at Great British Air, we wish you a very
27:08happy
27:09first ever flight.
27:11There we are.
27:13Yes.
27:16Bye-bye.
27:18Happy flighting.
27:21Oh.
27:22I just remembered.
27:24I have actually flown before.
27:25Many times.
27:27Goodbye.
27:32If I ever see that woman again, I will kick her in the face.
27:38The sun sets on another day, but the airport never sleeps.
27:44What's your favourite live action Disney film from the late 60s?
27:48Sue and Jeff had their wedding in Disneyland and consummated their marriage on the Peter Pan
27:53ride.
27:53Basil the Great Mouse Detective was a fine movie.
27:55Did you see that?
27:56It's not good.
27:57It's not good.
27:58Simon and Jackie are still trying to patch things up.
28:01What's for dinner tonight?
28:02Chilli Konkani.
28:04Okay.
28:05I know you don't like it, but I do, so we're having it.
28:08And Martin Clunes heard his Japanese fans were waiting for him, so had his plane diverted
28:13to RAF Northolt.
28:28Come Fly With Me continues on New Year's Day.
28:31From planes to cars, we're revving up for our Christmas night movie Starsky and Hutch
28:37in 20 minutes after the news.
28:58BBC One.
28:59Everyone's home for Christmas.
29:01BBC One.
29:01How are you doing?
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