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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 3
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00:05What have I missed?
00:06Ampika and Daves have had sex life with a Dice
00:09and they roll it for Karma Soup children.
00:11Wait, just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe.
00:14Previously on The Real Hells Wives of Cheshire.
00:17The Dice has obviously multiple faces.
00:19Yeah.
00:20So it'll be a different sexual position.
00:22David is a bit outdated, doesn't know what the positions are,
00:25so I have to show him.
00:27I'm not f***ing leaving, I'm going to stay here.
00:28If she's going to be so f***ing stubborn to me,
00:30I haven't said anything wrong,
00:32and be like, you f***ing, because I'm not wanted here.
00:34That's why she's entirely f***ing leave, I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:39Oh, are you?
00:40Are you okay?
00:41Oh my God, she got murdered.
00:43Oh my God, oh my God.
00:45I called you to meet up, I called you to go out,
00:48but you cancelled every time.
00:50Literally, every year, we say about two things.
00:54Sorry while I scroll through all our messages together.
00:56I'm not surface level.
00:58No, I'm going home.
00:59Listen, I know, I get it.
01:00How can she say?
01:01Hold down, hold down.
01:05I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:12Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:17I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:24I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:29I don't have time for gossip.
01:31I'm too busy building an empire.
01:34Cheshire is my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:44I love you.
01:57So Rach, you are very country-fied, and I'm loving that look.
02:01I'm actually gusted, because I've got the same heart,
02:03and I've not brought it.
02:09Hello, ladies!
02:11She's country, too!
02:13I don't travel light, do I?
02:15I travel expensive.
02:17The whole point of this retreat
02:18is to bring us all together.
02:20No more divide,
02:22no more upset,
02:24no more tears,
02:24no more sadness.
02:25Just bring everyone together
02:26and feel the love.
02:28Someone else is joining us.
02:29Amina!
02:31There she is!
02:32See, I don't travel that light,
02:34you know?
02:34I know.
02:35I'm really happy for Amina
02:37to be on our trip.
02:37I am welcoming to all.
02:40It's just that everybody
02:41needs to remember
02:42to mind their own business.
02:44So, are we all excited, ladies?
02:46Yes, we are.
02:47This will transform
02:47each and every one of your lives.
02:49Want to scream, want to shout,
02:51yeah, cause everything is so good.
02:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:00oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:00We just can't get enough.
03:02Could you imagine Lauren as a bus driver?
03:04No.
03:05To be fair, I actually could, you know.
03:07I could see it.
03:08You're so rude to everyone.
03:10Sorry, I'm not stopping.
03:11Sorry.
03:11Bye.
03:11I've got somewhere to go.
03:13I'm bored now.
03:15I've got lots of activities,
03:16so I hope you ladies are not bored.
03:18You're morphing into me?
03:20Yes.
03:20We're morphing into each other,
03:22but I'm not as competitive as you, Rachel.
03:24I am so not competitive, and I hate games,
03:27and I hate being told what to do.
03:29But it's fun.
03:29But it's bonding.
03:30It gets us all together as a group.
03:32This is a sisterhood now, the sisterhood.
03:35I'm actually really excited.
03:36We're having so much fun on the bus.
03:38I'm so excited for this trip,
03:39and it's so lovely for Mpika to invite me.
03:42Oh, we're almost here, ladies.
03:49Oh, nice.
03:52From home to home, ladies.
04:00Let's go.
04:01Woo!
04:02We're here!
04:04In the Derbyshire hills.
04:06Smell the fresh air, ladies.
04:11Oh, no!
04:17I did not do that everyone I didn't touch her I was so busy looking over there I've got my
04:24knee
04:25brace with me the hell brings a knee brace on a holiday like am I with a bunch of OAPs
04:31like who
04:31am I with let's get in ladies let's get a glass of champagne that's the way to make an arrival
04:41and Pika I know this is zen this is tranquil oh this is gorgeous
04:52can you feel the love you can you feel the love you've done good you could be start bought naked
04:59all day long because you've got no one who's going to overlook literally could you imagine
05:04it's absolutely stunning I am so excited to be having such good vibes in the house with all
05:13the girls but one thing is really getting on my tits I've heard nothing from Seema and quite frankly
05:19I think that's freaking rude I just think it's very bizarre that I haven't had an RSVP to say
05:26that unfortunately I can't make it I think that worries me a little bit because it's not really
05:30like Seema well maybe she's seeing how she goes throughout the morning I hope there's no bad
05:34feeling or anything because I've put all this on because I want us to all have a bit of bonding
05:38time so unless she's like in a hospital bed I think she would have texted me why don't we wait
05:42and see what comes out because to be perfectly honest I think she's actually lucky she didn't
05:46go on that party book this is the crown jewel of all the jewels so we're together Lauren we're
05:55going across the corridor from each other I'm loving all these details
06:05very nice Sampika very huge this is Lauren's room then no this is Sampika's room yeah it's
06:11gorgeous beautiful that's a pheasant or peasant I'm sure you've got a degree I have got a degree
06:18we're going to go up to the western wing Namina's room now look oh wow beautiful I love it
06:27nice big shower yeah and a bath you know loving it I've saved the best till last so I just
06:34thought
06:35this is very quaint very cozy oh my favorite I love a snuggly room cozy snuggly
06:42cool they're basically they're like twin rooms aren't they okay Jack and Jill Jack I've got a shower
06:48though because I've been in a shower is she joking who is she trying to convince I'm in the smallest
06:53room with no shower well done your upselling skills on Pika but it's not working around me so if we
07:00wanted to have a shower where would we go right downstairs there is a multi-use bathroom okay okay
07:07well thank you well it is lovely isn't it it's cute it's very very cute I'm happy
07:33oh my god you're only coming for a night you know oh
07:40where's the bloody bottler well that baggage is nowhere near as heavy as the baggage that I've
07:44been carrying all the way here wait to find out what I've heard from Seema and Pika I mean I
07:50just
07:50don't think I can keep it to myself any longer it's only one night you know that is a serious
07:55amount of
07:55clothes well it's my makeup it's my natural beauty in there I'm Pika you know I'm just thrilled that
08:01you're away from being footy mom and you can actually just relax oh there's no relaxing for me
08:05I'm Pika all the way here I'm going don't tell the girls don't tell the girls don't do it don't
08:10don't do it I'm just going to explode I heard that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag
08:19have you I don't know if Noreen knows that or not what is a gag it's like a gegger a
08:24gag gag it sounds
08:26like that well I like when I spit something out gag I don't know what a gag it's like gag
08:33there's no
08:33other words it's like a gag like she's gags gags on what do you mean like interviewing like a busy
08:37body mm-hmm it's not like you're not invited it's just like yeah you take her on yeah I get
08:43a gag
08:43like a clinger on her yeah yeah like a clinker what's a clinker you know like that poo you can't
08:49get off your mom oh bless you you got your trousers down I couldn't get them off fur coat no
09:08knickers can I
09:09write red knickers oh gosh it is actually swollen isn't it do you think I'm gonna make a foot I
09:15can't
09:17believe it she's gone down like a sack of shit I didn't know what to say out there when they
09:25were
09:25saying about Seema and that she hadn't left she would never you know let anyone down she like she
09:30wears a heart on the sleeve and if there's anything she would say well listen sorry I can't make it
09:33today she sent me a voice note as to what's wrong and I'll play at you so you can understand
09:38no I'm
09:39not going to hold on I've got really bad acute pain in the left side of my abdomen I've had
09:45a CT scan
09:47he's giving me like different things that it could be but like I'm not really looking into any of it
09:52I
09:52just try to keep an open mind and I am in so much pain I don't want them making it
09:58into a big thing
09:59because it seems they're jumping on her at the moment with things the speech the farewell speech
10:03wasn't quite to everyone's taste and now why should not anyone know she sounds terrible
10:13I'd say what though I never I don't I don't do baths no I don't know I'm a shower person
10:19we're doing baths tonight well we'll be having double bubble baths so obviously at the 80s night I
10:24spoke with Namina after the kind of conversation that you guys had she felt a bit like oh why did
10:30Sheena tell me to whatever you said she said I think I should leave and I said I think he
10:34should
10:34yeah I'm gonna leave this conversation because I just feel like I can't say anything anyways yeah
10:38I think you should yeah sorry I think you should leave I'll decide because I'm talking to Seema
10:44are you constantly batting in and getting involved I'm allowed to say it's my opinion no it's my
10:48fun and nobody asked so and I think she took that probably with a bit of offense and I said
10:53to her
10:54no no it was meant in offense so she took it in the right in the right context yeah how
10:59are things
10:59with Sheena because that was all a bit well I felt like we didn't leave it like on a good
11:04note at all
11:05when we left the other night she was really like harsh to me yeah in that conversation and at one
11:10point
11:11I was like you know what this is not going anywhere I'm going to stand up so I literally took
11:14my glass
11:14I was like you know what ladies I'm gonna leave you to it she turns around and says yes I
11:19think
11:19you should leave I'm telling you something I'm not being spoken to so I just put my glass down
11:24I went to sit and I was like you know what I'm not leaving anywhere so I didn't I didn't
11:27like that
11:28tone but saying that you know I came with fresh good energy I'm really excited to be with you girls
11:33here so I I feel like it was fine look someone I barely know decided to give their opinion on
11:43something that had nothing to do with them so did I snap absolutely was it justified absolutely
11:52you've got a lot of chats going on these next couple of days so you enjoy and we'll see you
11:57on the party
12:05we need to sit up straight don't we legs crossed I think there's so much more than what we think
12:10the
12:11basics I would agree I thought she was teaching us how to eat without like so my dad was in
12:16the army
12:16and so we had to go to the big functions and he always taught us BMW which is bread meal
12:21wine not
12:22that we have wine to kids Brett always left Fred's always last spoon is always on the right
12:27oh all right girls tell you bomb silver spoons in your mouth ladies welcome this is Laura hi good
12:37afternoon ladies all of us ladies need a bit of a polish up and a refinement on our manners so
12:43I have
12:43searched the globe to find an international etiquette teacher to teach us the skills of etiquette so any
12:51questions that anyone's got to ask Laura about rudeness interrupting interrupting in different styles
12:56and formats eye-rolling selfishness what does it look like it's a bit rich and Pika arranging etiquette
13:03lessons when she needs them more than anyone she's got the biggest potty mouth I would now like you
13:13ladies to please take a seat right ladies I know what a number of you were dragging the chairs and
13:24there
13:24was a lot of noise once you pull your chair out you want to stand in front of your chair
13:30bring your
13:31slightly forward and then sit down in one go this is very excellent posture your back is not touching the
13:54back of the chair thank you that's wonderful I like you because you're like me when you're saying
14:10something horribly smile so who would like to tell me the first course we're going to eat the lady here
14:20I
14:20was speaking and she was trying to answer my question but it was like it was my answer oh it's
14:26not my answer no okay you did face well pay you's on the best behavior isn't she because she's never
14:34apologized for interrupting me before yes so I think in this group we have a tendency of getting involved
14:42in conversations that not necessarily we're meant to be a part of and it can then spiral and then the
14:59group becomes fractured I'm thinking you asking in general you know you're not pointing fingers I hope
15:05no I'm asking in general okay I mean calm down it wasn't meant to be personal looks like I've hit
15:13a
15:13nerve anything you don't want sharing maybe don't repeat it and if you know there's a situation with
15:20you and a person deal with that person directly get a new set of friends I enjoyed that though
15:31well I just I can't yes I know should have worn my sunshine lanyard oh my god how funny was
15:38it
15:38when Paige changed her accent I know I have put all our differences to one side I don't like her
15:44I am
15:44enjoying the banter that we're having you know me it takes me a long time to warm up to people
15:50and
15:50then when I do I'm silly I hello hello hello hello hello I want to come in for a little
15:55chin wag you
15:56guys all right your ears burning are they probably are I know they always are and then Paige just
16:03appears like creeping Jesus like oh do you guys know if Nermina knows that Lauren's been saying that
16:13Nermina's a gag wait what what's a gag what's a gag yeah I don't know what a gag is what
16:19is a gag G E G golf
16:22echo golf is gag even a word I don't even know what it means Lauren's been calling Nermina a gag
16:29it's
16:30like she gags on wait hang on how do you know that Lauren thinks that Nermina is a gag seems
16:36homie why
16:36Sema told Nermina Sema's not here she's Paulie Sema told me that Lauren's been calling Nermina a gag and
16:43I've been thinking at the table it just clicked on my head because I thought oh is that what I'm
16:47talking about no oh this is a fucking thing Sema talking to Ralphie than you two wait so Sema said
16:55okay let's get this fact straight so Sema said that Lauren said that Nermina's a gag yes and I can't
17:04remember if if Nermina knows a lot of you don't know if Nermina knows that she's making it far more
17:11fucking difficult so do we know that Lauren's could just do something because you're fucking well in a
17:16minute oh my god for these two went to private school they need to get their money back absolute bird
17:23brains it was so lovely to see Tanya today I'm really happy she's here as well yeah she said to
17:33me
17:33today I said how are you know how are all the girls getting on and at the moment I'm feeling
17:37everything's good I feel that everyone's happy and everyone's excited and she's like well Lauren
17:42thinks that Nermina's a gag I was like what's a gag I don't know a gag I have no idea
17:48what gag means
17:49but it does not sound like a compliment so I'm not even sure what a gag is I was like
17:54gag what is a gag
17:56you know what I'm lost here please can you tell me what a gag is someone who goes to something
18:02they
18:03weren't actually invited to someone who butts into or who listens to a conversation someone who tags along
18:09but you haven't tagged along no I got invited to yeah Lauren is pot calling the kettle black she does
18:15it all the time so Lauren if the cap fits yourself wear it sweetheart and own it tonight I've told
18:29the
18:29girls to put on their finest pyjamas because we are having a slumber party peek-a-boo style fun fun
18:36fun
18:44we're just waiting for Lauren to get changed
18:52is that what you sleep in do you know I actually don't sleep in anything I'm actually a naked sleeper
18:56it's healthy I sleep naked too do you sleep naked oh never sports bra on I'm Bridget Jones knickers
19:03yeah it doesn't mind he knows the rules he knows the rules I wear the trouser in the household and
19:07say
19:07after a bad sex you don't touch me but put Bridget Jones knickers on it holds my stomach in I
19:13want to
19:19know what Sheena's secret recipe is because that woman is aging backwards I wish that etiquette lady
19:25was there now are you sat like that it's a pyjama party where I become looking for sex none of
19:41us
19:41fancy your honey bun to me it was for your hubby I want to be a girlfriend well the whole
19:47point of
19:48tonight ladies is to get their female prowess the inner alpha female that thing between
19:55your legs to pulsate and feel magical a thing that goes between my legs that makes me feel magical and
20:02pulsate tonight hmm big vibrator great can't wait to go to bed so what we're gonna do ladies we're
20:10gonna go outside how old to the moon I definitely feel like I'm Peek has done this before because
20:21yeah she is a pro at howling that is not her first time how come on ladies let's go enjoy
20:32girlies no I'm not
20:34doing that no no no no no I'm just confused about vagina to power enter the moon is gonna be
20:44like what the for
20:45we're gonna believe I need pens of negativity to the moon I was thinking it's really fucking foggy
21:02so we've had etiquette now we're howling at the moon from our vaginas who knows what's gonna happen
21:11we've got a game ladies because I want to get to know each every one of you better and I
21:15pull out a question
21:16you read it and you answer it Lauren's question Lauren wake me up who is the biggest gossip in the
21:24group I heard you said to Tanya that I was a gag I don't even know what a gag is
21:46I
21:46gag you told Tanya no I'm so you repeat today I did it but not to you right name in
21:57a way
21:58right no no no who's told you I told I told the main I think I told me gossip here
22:05gossip here
22:06gossip there told Tanya Tanya told and Pika I asked Paige and you'll say anything and Pika asked and Pika
22:15told me this I was like oh shit you heard too
22:17I did say what what you are I'm a gag I don't even have to get my phone I never
22:22said gag I said beg
22:23oh no
22:28Lauren stop talking this was a few weeks ago when we all started hanging out together I said Lameena yes
22:37well you haven't you you there was a little bit of a gap okay so I'm not being horrible dealing
22:41with
22:42some something serious last few years yes you have you got better and I'm so happy you're putting
22:47me as I'm someone outside this group trying to be part of the group well I think what you've said
22:52is
22:52not really nice to say I think it's incorrect but it's not incorrect you don't speak no to anyone we
22:58don't speak you haven't spoken to Paige oh first of all I'm not trying to be part of the group
23:03that
23:03you've not seen anyone for three years I'm going to decide if I'm part of the group or not I
23:08saw Paige
23:08oh wait I feel so uncomfortable right now because I really like the Mina I love Lauren I don't know
23:26where to put myself I feel so awkward I will never decide whether you're part of the group that would
23:33be really unfair you just said I said you were a bag trying to be part of the group that
23:38you were
23:39tonight so you've not hung around with us for three years I think you're just rude I just think you're
23:43rude and I'm just going you think I'm rude I think you're being very rude I'm not being rude you
23:49are you
23:51are Rachel will you take a gift I've been dealing with so much shit in my life the last three
23:59years
24:00I'm not being part of any group I think you're being extremely rude I'm just going to cool down
24:05for five seconds I'm sad to see her get that hysterical and get really upset but she's been
24:11here all night and she's had all night to say something she's very calculated her she knows
24:17what she's doing I do not want to add fuel to the fire or be mean however in my experience
24:25does Namina get involved where she shouldn't absolutely so does that make her a gag then
24:30yeah I guess it does but this is exactly what she wants she's trying to make herself relevant I'm
24:36not I'm not siding with any I'm just going to go check on her because she is upset do you
24:39know
24:39what I mean I just want well you're a bag too then for running off don't call me a bag
24:43Lauren come
24:43on come on Lauren it's not fair no one should go off crying in any group situation you know I
24:47mean
24:47it's not it's not nice I'm not going to call you out in front of a group but you and
24:51I have the
24:51relationship where we tell each other things we're even time to not speak no I'm not going
24:55to not speak I'm not going to feel like beg is a pretty bad word it's called a social climate
25:00it's
25:00the same thing Lauren that just hit it quite a sensitive nerve because I'm thinking like the
25:05last three years you're right you haven't seen me as much Lauren but what I've not been enjoying
25:10life actually been fighting for my life and for you to say something I'm trying to get back into this
25:15group and be part of the group you're being an insensitive bitch I'm sorry for my language you are
25:19being in a sense I think she because I'm lucky and happy and grateful to be able to be part
25:25of
25:25this group again because if you asked me three years ago I wasn't even sure if I'm gonna be here
25:29and Pika I'm gonna be I'm gonna be totally honest with you now yeah this game was only really gonna
25:34go one way if you ask someone personal questions well can I just say something you're actually wrong
25:39because this game did not go wrong because of the game this went wrong because somebody told her
25:44I said she was a bag which was you so actually it's your fault peekaboo but however you said it
25:50it might be a question forget etiquette who is the most genuine me because I'll tell you exactly how it
25:57is oh
26:09no morning angel patient this morning oh I didn't have a great night sleep oh did you not have you
26:16seen the snow I know isn't it gorgeous isn't it
26:26how old are you now you don't look 50 thanks too bad I think any of us look our age
26:31I think we all
26:32look everyone looks great we do things don't we well well okay look when are we having our fudges done
26:38what are you getting your vaginas tightened not tighter no it's just dropped a bit oh okay I just
26:43want it just pulling up yeah it's just the gravity really I'll just want it let me show you gravity
26:49look
26:50at this Chelsea Healy and Brooke Vincent posted it my fudge look at that
27:10oh ladies we've got an action-packed day today so excited pulling out all the stops as usual
27:19so we have got three of us well four of us actually off to the animal farm for some animal
27:25therapy if I get shagged by a sheep I swear to God I'm going home and then for you ladies
27:32Paige Sheena
27:33and Lauren you've got champagne sabarage I spend my life around animals and not enough time around
27:42champagne and Pika is there any chance we can re-jiggle the group with a very handsome sexy
27:48gentleman looking at me he's going to do something extra special with his sword I've never heard it
27:54called a sword before yeah come on ladies let's go oh hi hello well this is very game of thrones
28:09it is
28:10very game of thrones it's a little fire in a big fire pit that is one big sword I hope
28:16it was hard
28:16to use that because yeah that would destroy someone oh I shouldn't say that I'm gonna be teaching you
28:28guys the art of sabarage which is opening a bottle of champagne with a sword as far as I'm concerned
28:35if we've all got fingers at the end of this we're doing good we're doing good yeah I'm fine with
28:39that
28:41we take our bottle holding it from the bottom to keep my fingers and thumbs out of the way
28:45so not even using like the sharp tip of the blade just using using the base of it a few
28:50times back
28:50and forth there we go hi ladies super excited are you please tell these ladies what we've got in store
29:06for them today you're gonna meet some lovely fluffy alpaca boys take them for a little walk what we've
29:10got to be careful of around alpacas is that we actually not to touch them on the face if you
29:15go
29:15towards the face they're gonna spit at you and when they spit is the contents left of their bowels
29:20that they spit at you it better not fucking spit on me oh yeah I mean this is you this
29:31is six inches
29:32isn't it like so we're dealing with six inches are we Tom I mean I'm not good at measurements so
29:37whatever you say Tom oh that was that was actually probably one of the best demonstrations I've ever
29:48seen I'm absolutely delighted I never do well in these activities and now I've done it first time
29:54yay me lower down the blade where it's a bit heavier and make sure you are pushing down into the
29:59bottle as
29:59you go perfect look at that and if you look again it's taking the top and the glass clean off
30:08a bit more pressure going down into the bottle
30:11perfect
30:13well done
30:14really good well done
30:15I really enjoyed that well to be fair Sheena got the best shot but I mean who got the best
30:20cleaners
30:20cut you it looks like yours is
30:26Rachel you're missing all the fun Rachel fun you've got mirrors on your ceiling a shower that
30:31fits for and you think walking that thing round is fun what's happened to you come on Winston you're
30:37stubborn bugger come on Tanya you are not made for the farm that flat cap Tanya you look similar
30:45Claire do you find them quite affectionate animals but they're very nervous but when you build up the
30:50trust they are but if you want to go in for a cuddle you're more than welcome just give him
30:53a
30:53little stroke on his neck there
30:56I'll pack a shit
30:57ah
31:00I don't know why she keeps doing this to me last time I had to take a donkey for a
31:04walk it took me for a walk
31:10good
31:10good
31:15good
31:16what kid help get me out of here can I ask how the therapy is going I think
31:24Tanya is quite upset if you like come fuck shit
31:33Cheers, girls.
31:34Well done.
31:34Thank you, Tanya.
31:36Well done, guys.
31:37Girlies.
31:37Chin, chin.
31:38See you later.
31:39Bye.
31:45Hi, girlies.
31:46Hi.
31:46Hi, how was that?
31:48I loved it.
31:49I'm not sure if Tanya agrees, but I had an amazing time.
31:52Thank you, Aunt Pika.
31:53Tanya's walking home.
31:54She stinks.
31:56How's everyone feeling after last night?
31:58How are you feeling?
31:59I am still really upset about it.
32:00I'm not going to lie.
32:01And I don't want to get emotional.
32:02The things that have been said are just really upsetting, you know?
32:06And I felt like I was trying to explain myself and trying to kind of get a word in.
32:10Just escalated really quickly.
32:12And it just genuinely really, really upset me.
32:15I don't agree with Lauren on this particular point.
32:18I like the fact that Namina's in the group.
32:20I don't understand what Lauren's problem is.
32:23What the hell happened last night?
32:26Because I will say, Lauren, like,
32:28you were going in.
32:30Like, you were going,
32:31mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
32:32But was she giving it to get it?
32:34Oh, yeah, don't get me wrong.
32:35It's not like that came out of nowhere from Lauren.
32:37I mean, she's been giving it a lot, recently, to everyone.
32:40She has.
32:41And I do agree.
32:41I mean, she started with me.
32:42Yeah, she started with you.
32:44She's coming for me.
32:45And then it went, yeah, and I do agree.
32:46I had told her that.
32:47I did say that.
32:48Third time lucky, mate.
32:48You got it.
32:49Yeah.
32:49You know, you keep pushing, you will get it.
32:51I already know that when someone attacks me,
32:54I go back twice as hard, twice as horrible.
32:57So don't bother.
32:58Because you're not going to like what comes out my mouth.
33:00Why does she feel so entitled to feel that she needs to kind of know why I'm back in the
33:05group?
33:05I don't disagree with you.
33:07It's something that she said to Seema that she never thought you'd hear about or would get back to you.
33:11She likes you.
33:12Well, it doesn't sound like she likes me if she says those things about me behind my back, does it?
33:16I was with Seema in a car, and I asked her why Nemeena was hanging around with us.
33:23As a social climber, coming to these parties is a bit of a beg.
33:27Are these words harsh?
33:28Yeah, but Lauren says what she means, and I don't necessarily disagree with her.
33:34And she explained to me that she is launching a new equestrian outfit and she wants to be in the
33:43right circles for that.
33:45To promote that.
33:45To promote it.
33:46And I said, I get it.
33:50When I met Lauren and, you know, when I met you girls, I was a different person back then.
33:53Most of the time, I wouldn't actually fight back, but I'm a fighter.
33:56I've been through absolute shit in my life, and I will fight you.
33:58If I have to, I will fight you.
33:59I'm not going to just swallow it because that's the person you are.
34:02With Lauren, it could go one of either two ways.
34:05She could reflect and be apologetic, or she could get really defensive and make it worse.
34:11I mean, I really hope that it's not the latter.
34:13I hope that she's...
34:14I hope so too, because I do not know how I will react at this point and moment of time.
34:18You know, I just don't know.
34:31Tonight, I've really pulled out the stops.
34:34I've spared no expense.
34:36I've got two chefs from London to make sure that the food is on point.
34:39I want this to be the most lovely, warm, welcoming, last supper that we have together to finish the retreat
34:46off.
34:50I'd like everyone to be seated.
34:52Remember how to maneuver your chairs?
34:54Oh, yes.
34:55Thanks for that.
34:56Oh, I love it.
34:58You're not meant to put your handbag on the table, are you?
35:01And we all have.
35:02Every single one of us has.
35:09Sheena, can I just say, because you've had that wonderful activity of learning how to...
35:13Oh, my God.
35:14Could you do the honours with the champagne?
35:16You want to do it?
35:18Yeah, we got it.
35:19I'll open the bottle, but not like that.
35:20Do you know what, though, Ampika?
35:22What a great activity.
35:23Great party trick that I'm definitely going to take.
35:25Oh, yes.
35:26I freaking love that sword.
35:28That was like...
35:30Ampika clearly was not messing around when she said Tom had a big sword.
35:36It was so fun.
35:38I was thinking like a movie.
35:40Oh, it was an ugly thing.
35:42Was it Winston?
35:43No, you had Winston.
35:43Oh, he was human.
35:45He had a proper grumpy face.
35:46I thought you looked very similar to her.
35:48I did, too, with the black cap on.
35:49I thought, like, pet-like owner, honestly.
35:51I've had a brownish, thank you.
35:52The guy that did your brownish.
35:54Oh!
35:55Fucking hell.
35:56Oh!
35:57Bloody hell, Sheena.
35:58I almost fell a shot, then, with fright.
36:01To Peekaboo, thank you.
36:02Thank you so much.
36:02Thank you for participating.
36:04I've got some wonderful adventurers.
36:06Each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart.
36:08To get all of your diaries where someone's free,
36:11without child care, without animal problems,
36:14without work, to get you all together.
36:16Oh, and talking about diaries,
36:18I've messed up, girls.
36:19I thought Ralphie's game was tomorrow,
36:21and it's tonight,
36:22so I'm going to have to scoot off mid...
36:25Football mum life.
36:26If I missed Ralphie's first game for his new club,
36:30he would never forgive me.
36:31And I won't forgive myself.
36:33The mum guilt.
36:34It's my brain.
36:35I can't remember dates.
36:36It's like an actual flump.
36:39Wish him good luck from us.
36:40I love you, I love you, I love you.
36:42Bye.
36:43Drive safe.
36:44Bye.
36:44How did you meet David?
36:46How did you guys meet?
36:47Through a blind date.
36:48So, about 17 years ago,
36:50I went on a date.
36:51He was with somebody,
36:52but he was never married,
36:53he never lived with anybody.
36:55He lived his life as a single man.
36:57So I said,
36:57you've got to make a decision
36:58whether you're going to stay
36:59with the partner
37:00who you've had your children with,
37:02or whether you want to be with me,
37:04and that's not a threat.
37:05And he just said,
37:06I've made my mind up,
37:07I want to be with you.
37:08Aww.
37:10So, yeah.
37:12I think life is full of
37:13ups and downs for everybody,
37:14but I always say to people
37:16that good things happen
37:17to good people,
37:18and I've been a very good person
37:20the majority of my life,
37:22and that's why I've got
37:23my happily ever after.
37:25I work hard and make my own money.
37:26I said to him,
37:27when we get married,
37:27I'm happy to sign a prenup,
37:29get the prenup written.
37:30I really believe in prenup.
37:32I think, as well,
37:34going through what we've gone through
37:35and single-handedly
37:36supporting a family,
37:37when you get back
37:38on the dating apps,
37:40men also find it
37:41quite intimidating
37:42when a woman
37:43is totally in their alpha energy.
37:45Yes.
37:46Which, I don't want
37:46to be in my alpha energy.
37:48I don't.
37:48But the fact is,
37:51I'm like...
37:51Aww, man.
37:53Why are you going upset now?
37:54Don't be silly.
37:55I get it.
37:55You're being a mom
37:56and a dad
37:57and everything in one.
37:59I can relate
38:00to how Rachel feels.
38:02We've both gone through
38:03similar experiences
38:04in our life,
38:05but what they say
38:06is what doesn't kill you
38:07makes you stronger.
38:08Sometimes you just have to
38:09put your big girl knickers on
38:10and get on with it.
38:12I carry everything,
38:14you know,
38:14and it's a lot of stress.
38:16Yeah.
38:16So I'm always in my alpha energy
38:18and I hate it.
38:19Yeah.
38:20Because...
38:20You do it so well,
38:20you wish you wouldn't have to.
38:22I wish I wouldn't have to.
38:23And I like to soften.
38:25Mm-hmm.
38:25But also, you know,
38:26even what I earn,
38:28they find it intimidating.
38:30I feel like sometimes
38:30you can't win.
38:31You work so hard
38:32so you are independent,
38:34you don't need to rely on anyone.
38:35But then they don't like it
38:37when you work so hard.
38:38I also put the children first,
38:40I always will do.
38:41Nick and probably
38:42any other man
38:44that I might meet
38:45is going to find
38:46that really frustrating
38:46that they're not
38:47the top of my list.
38:49When you're a mum of five,
38:50how can anyone
38:51be above your kids?
38:52I think I would only date older.
38:54I do.
38:54I just,
38:54I like an older man.
38:56Oh, so do I, Rachel.
38:57We know you do.
38:59You don't say.
39:01Could you imagine me
39:02around an old folks home?
39:03I'd be lethal.
39:04Oh, my goodness.
39:07Where's Peekaboo?
39:15Did you feel like
39:16you've had a lot of,
39:16you know,
39:17judgment around the age gap?
39:19A hell of a lot, yeah,
39:20and a lot of abuse
39:21on social media.
39:22I think, one,
39:23because of the age gap
39:24and two,
39:25because of David's wealth.
39:26I think people
39:26are very judgmental
39:27in general
39:28when it comes to age gap.
39:30Jealous.
39:30Also a little bit jealous
39:31of the situation.
39:32I get it from all angles.
39:34It's not about interracial.
39:35It's more the fact
39:35that we're interfaith.
39:36Like, obviously,
39:37I know I have converted,
39:38but I still get it a lot
39:39from, you know,
39:40a lot of the communities.
39:41Paige, have you changed
39:42your fashion sense
39:43since being with Amir,
39:44would you say?
39:45No, I actually haven't.
39:46I've made it my,
39:47kind of, strength
39:48to be me.
39:49Would you wear
39:49revealing things?
39:50I've never really been one
39:51to have my boobs out too much,
39:53but that's mainly
39:53because I don't like my boobs.
39:55I'm so happy.
39:55We're actually,
39:56because I actually,
39:57I don't think you realise,
39:58you said something,
39:59you know, at Rachel's
40:00Murder Mystery,
40:02you said to me,
40:03you look gorgeous,
40:04but Amir would never
40:06let me leave the house.
40:06Oh, no, he wouldn't.
40:07And that is,
40:08sadly, that's the honest truth,
40:09he probably wouldn't,
40:10he would have a go at me.
40:16Oh, my God,
40:17Amir would kill me
40:17if I was out of that.
40:18He was like,
40:18I mean, he would love it,
40:19but he'd be like,
40:20no, no.
40:22That felt a little bit
40:23judgmental, you know?
40:24Oh, my God, towards you.
40:24It felt a little bit like,
40:25oh, he would never
40:26let me go out of the house.
40:27Oh, no, no, you take that.
40:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
40:28So I felt really happy
40:30and, you know,
40:30I felt like I dressed the part.
40:32You thought I judged you?
40:33I felt a little bit judged there.
40:35This is so weird
40:37because it wasn't Paige
40:38the one that ran out
40:39after Namina
40:40when she was really upset
40:41and actually spent
40:42the rest of the night with her.
40:43And now for Namina
40:45to kind of turn on her
40:46and pick at her
40:48for something, like,
40:49so petty,
40:50that's not very good.
40:52I think it sounded like
40:53you were maybe saying
40:54that she was disrespecting
40:56her husband
40:56by going out like that
40:57and they're not like that.
40:58This is a bit of a stretch.
40:59He completely trusts
41:00whatever she wears.
41:02Girls, this is a bit of a reach.
41:03I'm completely lost.
41:04If Namina had such a problem
41:06with what I said,
41:07why is she waiting
41:08until now
41:08to tell me?
41:09Why am I getting, like,
41:12penalized?
41:12You're not being attacked.
41:13You're not being attacked.
41:14Oh, my God.
41:16Let me have a go at a man.
41:17Like, it's just my personal views.
41:19I never judge anyone
41:20for what they look like,
41:21do, or anything.
41:23Please don't make me.
41:24I am not a judge.
41:25I have been judged
41:26all my life.
41:28No, I'm getting pissed.
41:29I'm not going to become
41:29a judgey person
41:30because I never judge anyone.
41:33I have been through it.
41:34I have been there
41:35and been the person
41:36who was fucking judged.
41:38I have a community
41:40where I am not.
41:41Don't fit in.
41:42I am judged on every walk
41:43and my religion
41:44and everything that I do.
41:44I would never fucking
41:45judge anyone.
41:48Is your husband
41:49happy for you
41:51to go out
41:51in whatever you've got on?
41:53Yes?
41:54Then crack on.
41:55Why do you care
41:56about somebody's opinion?
41:58Babes,
41:58if you're going to wear
41:59a see-through outfit,
42:00be confident in it
42:01and crack on.
42:03Don't make me
42:04like a judgy person
42:05because I literally
42:05never last.
42:07Let's just calm down.
42:08Let's just calm down.
42:09I respect that you apologise
42:10and I feel like
42:11we should just leave it there.
42:12Okay, well,
42:13I heard you
42:14and I'm sorry
42:15you felt that way.
42:16And I don't think
42:17you think
42:17that before you speak
42:18and this is a positive thing.
42:21She doesn't think
42:22before she speaks.
42:23She doesn't.
42:23What about you?
42:24Well, you've not
42:25stopped speaking, Mrs.
42:26Well, am I allowed
42:27to speak or not?
42:28Well, obviously.
42:29Go for it.
42:30You're holding court,
42:31so continue.
42:32No, I'm not.
42:34Namina's forming
42:35a little bit
42:36of a pattern here.
42:37First it was me,
42:38then it was Paige,
42:39now it's Lauren.
42:40Look out, girls,
42:41who's next?
42:42I was with Seema
42:43on the way home
42:45and I said,
42:46how come Namina's
42:47hanging around again
42:48and she becoming
42:49a bit of a beck?
42:50By saying that,
42:51you're basically
42:51kind of saying like,
42:52I'm just kind of,
42:53well, you just said it.
42:54I appreciate my time
42:55more than anything
42:57of anything in life.
42:58Which is why
42:59I couldn't understand
42:59why you would come
43:00I choose to be
43:00around people where I want,
43:02I want to celebrate life,
43:05I want to be around
43:05people that I like.
43:06I actually like these girls.
43:10You should actually say,
43:11to Seema turn around
43:12and not question it
43:13and say,
43:13I am allowed
43:14to question it.
43:15I mean, no, you should,
43:15as a friend,
43:16as a friend,
43:17you said,
43:18good on her
43:18for being around again
43:20after everything
43:21she's been through.
43:22And I did at the end.
43:23At the end?
43:24No.
43:24But why question it
43:26in the fucking first place,
43:27Lauren?
43:27Because I couldn't understand
43:28why anybody would want
43:29to come to an event
43:31and be an extra.
43:32I've never been
43:33a fucking extra.
43:34Where are you getting that from?
43:35I've never been an extra.
43:37No, you haven't.
43:38And that's why
43:38I couldn't understand
43:39why you were there.
43:40I'm getting myself back.
43:41I've been quiet
43:42for three years
43:43fighting something
43:44behind the scenes.
43:44I understand that.
43:47I think Nermeen is
43:48one of the strongest girls
43:49going through what
43:49she's been through.
43:50My father had cancer
43:51and I don't think
43:52it ever leaves you.
43:53I'm trying to get
43:53back out there,
43:55build my business up,
43:56being around girls,
43:57and me being here.
43:58Well done to Seema.
43:59Being here with girls like you.
44:01The word beg is not nice
44:02and I apologize.
44:03I shouldn't have said it.
44:05But why Seema
44:06said the word beg?
44:07Why she repeated it all?
44:09And actually,
44:10if you're going to repeat
44:10a conversation,
44:11I have no problem.
44:12But say the end.
44:13The end was,
44:14I'm glad that you're here.
44:17If there's anything
44:18that Seema needs to learn,
44:19it's to keep her mouth
44:20firmly closed.
44:21Because all of this,
44:23Seema,
44:23is down to you.
44:26I do feel like
44:27a conversation
44:28is going to have
44:29to be had with Seema
44:30to find out
44:31what she's said and done.
44:33At this point,
44:34I don't understand
44:35why she's done it,
44:36but there has to be
44:37a reason because
44:37this is not making sense
44:38to me right now.
44:51Next time
44:51on The Real Housewives
44:53of Cheshire,
44:53Oh, my God.
44:55Right.
44:56Brain freeze.
44:56Ah!
44:57Fucking hell!
44:58Fuck me!
45:00How are you feeling?
45:01You're very stiff.
45:03It's literally like
45:03someone's pulling my skin.
45:06What did you say?
45:08We've got a lot of stress
45:09with our house.
45:10I always am able
45:11to manage my stress
45:12and I'm finding it
45:13the most hard
45:14to talk to him,
45:16the closest person to me.
45:17Ring me!
45:18You never ring me!
45:18But I did ring you!
45:19She has sent messages
45:21to you to invite you out
45:22and you have...
45:23Why?
45:23I've got my little
45:25freaking messages!
45:26There you go.
45:26Polka dot princess
45:27has polka dot.
45:34mario here to show you
45:34about what is going on.
45:45So let's get a look!
45:45So some of you have been
45:46that speaks to me
45:46in the life of the new
45:46hair戰lands world.
45:46I'm so sorry,
45:46Those are just
45:46left out.
45:46It's the way
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