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Jimmy Kimmel Live - Season 24 - Episode 18: Kate Hudson, Michael Irvin
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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:04Tonight, Kate Hudson and Michael Irvin with the Kletos!
00:10And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:30Hi, everybody. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for coming. Thanks for watching.
00:36We are beating you from beautiful Los Angeles, California,
00:42home of the 2028 Summer Olympic Games.
00:45We're having the Olympics here, Guillermo. You know that, right?
00:47Yes, Jimmy. I'm happy.
00:48That's the next Olympics. We still have one to get through.
00:50And in Milan, Italy, the Winter Olympics are officially underway as of tonight.
00:55Who's ready for two weeks trying to figure out the difference between the bobsled and the luge, huh?
01:00They should just call the luge ass-sledding. It would save a lot of money.
01:05The United States sent 232 athletes, each of whom has the chance to win a gold medal
01:10that could one day be worn around the president's flabby neck.
01:13It's very exciting.
01:14Sadly, you're not legally permitted to share any footage from the events
01:18because they are on NBC, and I guess NBC paid for them, but we can show you dogs.
01:24In New York last night, they had the 150th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
01:29This has been going on since 1876.
01:32It is a quirky but wholesome American tradition,
01:35and we happen to have another quirky but wholesome American tradition.
01:38Every year since, I don't know, maybe 2010,
01:42we've been using cutting-edge green screen technology
01:45to remove the dogs from the Westminster Dog Show,
01:48and here's what that looks like for 2026.
02:02The End
02:29it's great there's very little cleanup i like it better the top dog this year
02:33was an underdog dog a female named penny who beat out more than 2 000 other canines and three ugly
02:40human beings the 42nd female for best in show and first doberman since 1989 well shouldn't it be
02:49technically dober woman if it is a female i don't know a doberman pincher to me seems like an odd
02:54choice with the country careening into fascism right i mean i'm sure penny is very sweet cute
02:59dog but like when mr burn says release the hounds that dog is what comes running out
03:05in minneapolis human doberman tom holman today announced that the government
03:09is finally backing off a little pulling back on agents of ice giving us increase in unprecedented
03:16collaboration and as a result of the need for less law enforcement officers to do this work
03:23in a safer environment i have announced effective immediately we will draw down 700 people
03:32affected today very good all right now only 2 000 more to go it's never in my lifetime
03:39did i imagine that that we'd be celebrating a troop withdrawal from minnesota but 700 agents as we
03:47speak are packing up their 48 waist 28 inseam carhart pants and their triple xl punisher t-shirts and
03:55heading home get ready 700 moms of ice agents your boys are coming back to the basement even the
04:00president today even donald trump admitted today that his administration could use a quote softer
04:08touch when it comes to immigration that way these guys can save their energy for when they help him
04:14strong arm the midterms the midterm elections are nine months away and it's become very clear that
04:19trump is going to do anything he can to tip the scales trump has called for republicans to nationalize
04:24voting and take over in about 15 states in the house squeaker mike johnson is pushing something
04:30called the save act which would require a passport or birth certificate when you register to vote to
04:35make it as difficult as possible for people to vote and the greasiest sloppiest maggoteer of all of
04:41them steve bannon is now openly calling for armed ice agents outside the polls on election day
04:47you're damn right we're gonna have ice surround the polls come november we're not gonna sit here and
04:53allow you to steal the country again that's right the guy who went to prison the guy who pled guilty
04:58to
04:58swindling the very dumbest trumpers out of money to build the wall which i can only assume he spent on
05:04sausage mcmuffins and pork rinds the man who's all over the epstein files is not gonna allow democrats
05:10to steal the country remember when trump promised we would never have to vote again if he got
05:14re-elected it seems to be the one promise that he intends to keep uh speaking of rigged outcomes
05:20the melania documentary now allegedly allegedly they exceeded box office expectations they had
05:27the best opening for a non-musical documentary in 10 years which i think is a fancy way of saying
05:32it only lost tens of millions of dollars a lot of people myself included have been wondering how this
05:38movie managed to sell seven million dollars worth of tickets last week and when almost every theater
05:43seemed to be empty leading up to the release well there are reports now suggesting that those
05:48beautiful box office numbers may have been boosted by bulk ticket purchases that were handed out to
05:54people for free and if you don't believe this is the kind of thing they would do you may be
05:58forgetting
05:58that back in 2019 the republican national committee bought a hundred thousand dollars worth of don jr's book
06:04to put in swag bags to make it a new york times bestseller don jr's book debuted number one on
06:11the
06:11new york times bestseller list despite the fact that no one has ever read it no one is no one
06:16has ever
06:16even opened that book it might be filled with bright pages we will never know sources say there were signs
06:25that blocks of tickets to melania were purchased and then distributed to republican activists and senior
06:31citizens homes which are really the same thing and but imagine those poor senior citizens good morning mrs greenwald
06:37here your your heart pills and here your your liver pills and uh here's a pair of tickets to melania
06:43now to be fair some people actually did go to see the movie including this group who call themselves the
06:49church
06:49ladies the rest of us call them the dumb as a rockettes but they call themselves they look like they've
06:56dressed up
06:56as a group of redacted documents from the epstein files right it's all very
07:05sus as the kids like to say do the kids still say sus yeah yeah okay as of tonight melania
07:11has a score
07:12of five percent on rotten tomatoes from the critics that is very low to put that in perspective that is
07:19one percent lower than geely okay but that's just what the loser and hater critics had to say the
07:25audience score for melania is 99 positive which is one percent higher than the godfather
07:34and i'm sure donald j corleone had nothing to do with that at all we need to get to the
07:39bottom of this
07:39send in tulsi gabbard and the fbi seize the ticket machines the popcorn buckets the box office receipts
07:45at every multiplex in america
07:52jeff bezos who paid for that garbage just laid off hundreds of journalists at the washington post i
07:58guess he spent all the budget on melania well well done jeff and then we have our future first lady
08:03the next mrs donald trump nikki minaj who sat down with stephen miller's wife to talk about how
08:09her support for trump might one day express itself in her music has any of this kind of i don't
08:15want
08:16to say change but this evolution of nikki minaj going to be represented in new music that you may
08:22publish yes
08:28okay so what you're saying is things could get worse because maybe we'll finally get a collab between
08:34nikki minaj and commerce secretary howard lutnik that would be howard lutnik seemed to have a very
08:39chummy relationship with jeffrey epstein which is the opposite of how he described their relationship
08:45his name appears in the files 137 times but trump doesn't care he said yesterday i think it's time
08:51for the country to get on to something else fbi director cash patel that uh that bug-eyed little
08:56toilet frog is making the rounds with friendly conservative media outlets right now to whitewash his
09:02participation in this in september of last year cash patel claimed there was no credible information
09:08that epstein trafficked minors to others the files seem to clearly say otherwise but cash he doesn't
09:14have any regrets at all do you have regrets about how it's been handled look like any other hot topic
09:20issue the american public and the world had a great interest in this and what we did under president
09:25trump's leadership has produced the most transparent doj and fbi in history
09:31look at the email so you can see how transparent they are like look at this email it says thank
09:36you
09:36for a fun night your littlest girl was a little naughty oh oh there's it's blacked out oh this one
09:41says
09:42i can't take any margins so the most beautiful little girl on madison with long soft blonde hair
09:46oh that name is black both the names are completely blacked out why are those names blacked out i mean
09:54that's really the only question you need to ask maybe there's a good reason i don't know i get that
10:01people probably a lot of people's names are in there didn't do anything criminal but why are the
10:06names on those emails blacked out is it possible that cash patel doesn't know what the word
10:11transparency means maybe he's confusing it with opaque caramel will you get an answer on this for me
10:18please yeah sure i will okay thank you you know it's very warm here today uh the high in new
10:24york
10:24today 30 degrees in la it was 88 degrees it even i'm not sure we should be happy about the
10:32end of the
10:32world but it's nice in florida the winter weather is even having a strange effect on our strangest state
10:39and it is hitting the iguana population especially hard as seen in tonight's lizard edition of this
10:46week in florida jessica tell us what is happening why are these iguanas frozen right of course iguanas
10:55are cold-blooded animals so as soon as it gets to freezing we end up having iguanas fall out the
11:01trees here in south florida what do you do with them after you pick up all of these all around
11:06the city
11:06well of course we contact our trinidadian friends and all the people that like to eat iguanas
11:11so a lot of different cultures eat iguanas and they eat the eggs and they eat the legs and they
11:16eat the tail so this is easy snacks falling out the trees this morning
11:25seems very upbeat i love how easily florida can turn out like a biblical sized climate change event
11:32into a snack speaking of snacks the superbowl's on sunday and of course superbowl of course is
11:39traditionally one of the biggest days for junk food and whatnot but that was before the trump
11:44administration made america healthy again and tonight we have a special guest tonight to share
11:49some smarter superbowl snack options and i would love you to help me welcome and please welcome
11:54our secretary of health and human services robert m kennedy jr jr
12:06hi there bob
12:09hang on i'm just getting in a quick workout
12:15okay thank you for being here i'm i know how uh busy you've been rebooting measles so we're really
12:22happy to have you here you're welcome i'm happy to say the measles is back baby yeah so uh all
12:29right
12:29let's do this what are you eating during game day weekend healthy alternatives uh-huh do you like
12:36potato chips i love potato chips i'm yes potato chips are poisoned oh that's how lizzo died
12:45this is not dead wait a minute that's not true at all that has that is no basis i'm pretty
12:51sure
12:51it's accurate no it's listen instead of greasy chips i reach for a handful of these baby carrots
12:59carrots all right okay that's a good tip you know people are always asking me and always wondering
13:05where the baby carrots come from they're asking you that question all the time and the answer is
13:12simple to get a baby carrot you have to an adult grown-up carrot
13:29maybe not a great idea to do that around the snacks
13:32be quiet i'm almost done
13:35oh baby
13:37uh-huh and now we just wait nine months okay all right well we now know how baby carrots are
13:42made
13:42what about wings you gotta have wings at the super bowl right
13:45absolutely right you have to have wings but chicken wings are high in trans fats
13:52and president trump doesn't allow trans of any kind especially not the fat ones
13:58so if you're gonna have wings do what i do
14:06eat bat wings
14:08bat wings yeah yes bat no wait what kind of bats are these
14:13fruit bats that means they also give you a full serving of fruit
14:18that can't possibly be true
14:20i didn't go through eight years of medical school
14:24to be second guessed by some dirty vaccinated italian
14:29you didn't go through any years of medical school at all
14:32well i i gutted a baby moose with a camping spoon
14:36okay close enough
14:37all right let's get back to our uh our foods here
14:40mind if i perch
14:41what does that mean perch it's this
14:48it's a little more comfortable
14:49okay all right
14:50nice right
14:51it's very nice yeah
14:53yes
14:53uh-huh
14:56i feel very close to you
14:58a little too close
14:59yeah i do
14:59anyway back to the wings stop flirting
15:04a lot of people like to use hot sauce yes i love hot sauce i use a lot well if
15:09you want
15:09your wings to really blister the old b-hole try my secret ingredients
15:15what is that grab the grab the tray of wings okay pick up the tray of wings all right and
15:20now
15:20grab that red balloon okay and you're gonna want to empty all that white powder all over it in
15:25in the balloon oh yeah yeah you're gonna want to use the whole balloon to spread that around all right
15:29oh yeah all right now what is this cornstarch we're putting on the wings
15:33cornstarch no it's ketamine
15:37ketamine
15:38that's right let me just give it a sniff to make sure
15:41okay
15:45oh baby
15:47oh
15:48oh yeah
15:50that's a fresh batch
15:52all right
15:56okay so we got wings we got carrots so we don't have potato chips what are we going to do
16:04for halftime what are we going to eat
16:05oh what halftime
16:07well this year halftime is very controversial
16:11i've heard
16:12bad bunny
16:12you know he's a mexican
16:15he no he is not a mexican he is puerto rican
16:18whatever he is the president doesn't like it
16:20so in my house everyone loves the potty ball
16:23oh you watch the puppy ball
16:25no we don't watch it we eat it
16:32you eat puppies in your house
16:34what am i supposed to do let him go to waste
16:36you roast that little bat larry for a few hours
16:40the puppy meat falls right off of the bone
16:43okay now while jimmy is stuffing this puppy with bread crumbs
16:47i'm gonna teach you
16:48i am not stuffing this puppy with bread crumbs
16:50i am gonna take this puppy away from you
16:53oh look
16:55a jimmy harley one
16:57he's worried about camo hydrants
17:01you know what i think our time is up
17:02guillermo would you please escort the secretary
17:04to his cyber truck
17:05what
17:06yeah come on
17:07oh no it's mad bunny
17:08yeah
17:09no it's not mad bunny
17:10get off of me
17:11let's go
17:12for more recipes go to my website
17:15roadkillgourmet.gov
17:16backslash
17:17eat guns
17:18roadkillgourmet.gov
17:20thank you mr
17:22thank you
17:24robert kennedy jr jr
17:26we have a good show tonight
17:28michael ervin is here
17:29and we'll be right back with kate hudson
17:40all right welcome back tonight he is a three-time superbowl champion and a member of the pro football and
17:47party animal halls of fame
17:48his new podcast on netflix is called the white house michael ervin is with us tonight
17:54tomorrow night we have milo ventimila odessa zion and music from whitney so please join us for that 25 years
18:02ago our first guest was nominated for an oscar for her role in the movie almost famous now she's very
18:07famous and nominated again for best lead actress in the movie song sung blue it is in theaters now please
18:13welcome kate hudson
18:30kate hudson
18:31i haven't seen you since all your many nominations
18:38i know it's been wild
18:40what do we have here oscar obviously
18:42bafta
18:43yeah
18:43golden globe
18:44i think you got a jd power award
18:47um
18:47you're competing at the superbowl this weekend
18:50i can't wait for that
18:52it's been amazing
18:54truly
18:54like
18:55like
18:55really like
18:56thrilling times
18:58i bet i'm very happy for you
19:00you seem to be like really like embracing it huh
19:02well
19:02of course
19:03i mean what an amazing thing
19:05like
19:05like
19:06like
19:06the intro you know
19:07it was 25 years ago almost famous
19:0925 years ago
19:11that movie came out
19:12i know
19:12i've seen that movie about 25 times i think probably
19:15really
19:15yeah
19:16how many times have you seen it
19:1810
19:1810
19:1910 yeah
19:19or not
19:20maybe 9
19:20oh i've got a lead on you
19:22i feel like it's one of those movies that kind of
19:24like i have kids seven years apart
19:27mm-hmm
19:27they're all seven years apart
19:29so it's like i relive the movie every time they get old enough
19:32so bing is now old enough
19:34that's interesting spacing
19:36seven seven seven
19:38will you continue that well until you
19:40well
19:40that means i'd have to start yesterday
19:43yeah all right okay all right
19:44well you know you never know
19:46you never know
19:47are you by the way are you a rams fan are you a
19:50i'm a broncos fan
19:51you're a denver broncos
19:52i'm a bronco
19:53why are you a broncos fan
19:54because we grew up in colorado
19:56oh
19:56and when we grew up in color
19:58yeah
19:59when we grew up in colorado
20:01we didn't have a team
20:02in la
20:03like so we
20:04we were born in la
20:05and then we moved to colorado
20:07we had no la team
20:08and it was like elway years
20:1080s
20:10right
20:11yeah
20:11well
20:11it was sweet
20:12well the rams were here
20:13and then they left for st louis in 94
20:15and then they came back
20:17but
20:17yeah but that was still not when we were little
20:18we were like the raiders
20:20and then they left
20:21yeah right right
20:22yeah it was kind of you know
20:23broncos so
20:24so were you heartbroken when they um
20:26they got eliminated
20:27yeah
20:28but you know
20:29i'm not like one of those football fans
20:31that get so devastated
20:32i like throw you know tissue boxes
20:34you will watch the football
20:35the uh super bowl
20:36yeah yeah of course
20:37i'm at a big party
20:38i love
20:39i love football
20:40you love football
20:40i do
20:41we met
20:41no
20:42did we meet at the football game
20:43we
20:44no we met
20:44yeah the day before the super bowl
20:46in 2003
20:47and i will never forget it
20:51because i think that was like
20:52one of my first adult super bowls
20:54well was it
20:55yes because i was only like 22
20:57you were in a movie with matthew mcconaughey
20:59and yeah i interviewed you guys
21:01uh yeah
21:02wow that's crazy
21:03yeah
21:03wow the super bowl really
21:04do you cook for the super bowl
21:06i do
21:07oliver likes to go
21:09actually this super bowl
21:10we're doing a big party
21:11we like
21:12we're gathering our troops
21:13me and ollie
21:14it's your brother
21:15oliver my brother
21:16and uh he wanted to bring
21:18over his grill
21:19and i was like
21:20this is insane
21:21like no
21:22really
21:23your grill is not good enough
21:24for oliver
21:25he had to travel with a grill
21:26no because he's like
21:26he's like
21:27he thinks he's like
21:28a man of the land
21:29uh-huh
21:30and so he has to like
21:31he has like one of those grills
21:33that like you have to like
21:34work the the wood
21:35and the coal
21:36uh-huh
21:37for like hours
21:37you mean a smoker
21:38yeah whatever it is
21:39yeah
21:41and then
21:41and he just wanted to like
21:43throw it in the car
21:44and bring it over for super bowl
21:45and i'm like
21:45you will last
21:4730 minutes at that grill
21:48why
21:49because he's got to watch
21:50the super bowl
21:51he'll start drinking
21:52it'll be a disaster
21:53it'll sit in my backyard
21:55for like
21:55you know
21:56six months
21:57you know oliver too well
21:58to let him bring a grill up
21:59yeah bring in the grill
22:00is one thing
22:00bring in it home
22:01is a whole different thing
22:02because it's hot
22:03yes
22:04and yeah
22:05and he's probably had a few
22:06yeah by that time
22:07a lot of a few
22:08yeah
22:08all right
22:08so you will not be cooking
22:09you will be catering
22:10i assume
22:11yeah we're gonna do
22:12we're gonna do tacos
22:13okay good
22:14we'll do tacos
22:14and dips
22:15yep
22:16yes
22:16and hopefully
22:18we'll get some salsa
22:19before i leave
22:21yeah
22:21yeah
22:22yeah
22:23we can give you
22:23some salsa
22:24yeah
22:24get some of that hot
22:25got his own salsa
22:27that's right
22:27i learned today
22:29and this is really
22:30i think this is
22:30very interesting
22:31okay
22:32that you bought
22:33the house you grew up in
22:34yeah
22:34yes i've had it for 20
22:36i was pregnant with rider
22:37and i bought back the house
22:40from the woman
22:41who bought it
22:42from my mom
22:42wow
22:43are you very sentimental
22:44is that why you did
22:45i mean i still think
22:48i need to unpack this
22:49in therapy
22:49yeah
22:50yeah
22:51but i still have it
22:52and you know
22:53who built it
22:54was james whale
22:55who created frankenstein
22:56the movie
22:58well the film
23:00oh the film
23:01okay
23:01yeah
23:01and then there's a movie
23:04about him called
23:04gods and monsters
23:06oh wow
23:07and that's the house
23:08that i live in
23:09wow
23:09yeah it's really cool
23:11it's it's a
23:11it's a great old 30s house
23:14and i'm so lucky
23:15that it's still there
23:16are you in like your
23:17i assume you're in the bedroom
23:18that your your parents were in
23:20yes
23:20yeah
23:21yeah
23:21i redecorated it
23:23you didn't stay in your room
23:24like well that's my room
23:26i moved to the bed location
23:26uh-huh
23:27okay
23:27that's yeah
23:28that seems like enough
23:29that's really interesting
23:30it was interesting
23:31yeah
23:32i thought i'd have it
23:33for like two years
23:34because i was so pregnant
23:36and i
23:37and i
23:38i just got in that house
23:39and i i love it
23:40it i love it
23:41it feel like
23:42i feel my grandma
23:43and my grandpa
23:44you know
23:44wow
23:44i feel so much in that house
23:46so
23:46you brought us something
23:47uh from the house
23:49you brought actually some
23:50um
23:51excerpts from your diary
23:52oh god
23:52how old are you
23:53when you
23:53when you wrote this stuff
23:55well i've been
23:55so in the fires
23:57i realized that like
23:58the one thing
23:59there's like things
23:59you know obviously
24:00what is the thing
24:01and i left the house
24:02and i realized
24:03i'd left all my journals
24:04and i've been journaling
24:05since i was like eight
24:06wow
24:07yeah
24:08i mean maybe even earlier
24:09which is weird
24:10but um
24:11but then they're like
24:12well bring some journals
24:13and your team was like
24:15bring them bring them
24:15yeah
24:16i was like i don't
24:17i don't
24:18i i started looking through them
24:19i'm like i can't read these
24:21i can't read them
24:22well because you can't read
24:23the writing
24:24because i was so
24:24it's so
24:25it's too revealing
24:27oh
24:27oh really
24:28i was like
24:29i was like a little girl
24:30like writing
24:30sabrina carpenter songs
24:32they're like
24:33they're like about like
24:34things that i shouldn't
24:35know about
24:36you know
24:37well please give us
24:39a little something
24:39i thought
24:40i i didn't bring the journal
24:42because i was too scared
24:42okay
24:43um and then like
24:44everything was like
24:45you know
24:46oh my god
24:46i called andrew
24:47and asked who he liked
24:49and he likes me
24:50and brandon
24:51everything's about boys
24:52oh right
24:52yeah yeah
24:53i'm as boy crazy
24:54oh you were boy crazy
24:55i've been boy crazy
24:56literally since 1988
24:59i still
25:00i think my last journal entry
25:02was still boy crazy
25:04that would be great
25:05on your
25:05a bumper sticker
25:06on your car
25:07boy crazy since 1988
25:08yeah
25:09yeah
25:09or my
25:10or
25:10or my
25:11you know
25:12my tombstone
25:12yeah
25:16but i'll
25:16i will read you
25:17one of my songs
25:18please
25:19oh a song
25:19yeah
25:20because i've
25:21i've always
25:21i always wrote songs
25:22okay great
25:23um it was
25:24i think i was like 12
25:27um the touch of a hand
25:30the whimper of a kiss
25:33hadn't kissed
25:35i have no idea
25:36i don't even want to read
25:37the next slide
25:38because it's so
25:39i don't even know
25:40well i don't have my glasses
25:41and i can't see anything
25:41um why do the sensations
25:44never leave me
25:49okay
25:49why do they haunt
25:51every emotion
25:53that ever flows
25:54mm-hmm
25:56yeah
25:59leaving only
26:01the faint
26:03sweet
26:04smell
26:05of yesterday's
26:07last dance
26:08wow
26:10oh yeah
26:11strangers looking
26:13people snarling
26:15like who is this girl
26:18like i
26:19i'm
26:20i i need to go
26:22i don't know
26:22but she's living
26:23in your house
26:24now
26:27i was like
26:28i was thinking
26:31about like
26:31when matthew
26:32mcconaughey
26:33did his green lights
26:33and he went
26:34through all his
26:34journals
26:35i could never
26:36i could never
26:37i could never
26:38do that
26:38you gotta do that
26:38oh
26:39it would definitely
26:41not be like
26:41i know this is
26:42planning ahead
26:43okay
26:43can we make a plan
26:45that will work on
26:46this work on the song
26:47itself and the next
26:48time you come you will
26:49sing i will sing this song
26:50oh that would be good
26:51yes
26:51we've got the band
26:52and everything
26:53this is a great idea
26:54oh my god
26:55we're gonna take a break
26:56kate hudson is here
26:57her movie is called
26:58song song blue
26:59and we're at that
27:03all this life
27:04and here's my accident
27:07and then
27:08nothing
27:09i see i see
27:10what are you getting at
27:11i want these boxes
27:12filled up again
27:13bad things happen
27:15over and over
27:16and i just want to sing
27:17and i want to shine
27:19before another car
27:21runs into me
27:21the car's the car
27:22oh guys
27:23it's like they're aiming
27:23for me mike
27:24come on
27:25i am not afraid anymore
27:29i want to be thunder again
27:32that's thunder and lightning
27:33kate hudson
27:36and you jackman
27:37and song song blue
27:38um for those who don't know
27:40this is based on the true story
27:43yes
27:43of a couple
27:44one of the guy was uh
27:45he impersonated many artists
27:48but uh primarily neil diamond
27:50yeah mike and claire sardina
27:52and they they like fell in love
27:54and then they created this sort of
27:55tribute band
27:56to neil diamond
27:58and became very popular
27:59yes
28:00they had like a whole world of
28:02you know
28:02of the the midwest
28:04that loved going to see them play
28:06they played weddings
28:07and summer fest
28:08and
28:08when i first saw the um
28:11billboard i didn't know
28:12i thought it was about neil
28:13you know i i saw hugh in that wig
28:15and i was like
28:16boy they really could have done
28:17a better job with the wig
28:18uh you know because he's not
28:21he's not made to look like neil
28:23he's made to look like
28:24neil's impersonator
28:25mike yeah
28:26yes
28:26and um and it ruined something for me
28:29because my plan for retirement
28:30is to become a neil diamond
28:31impersonator
28:32really
28:32named neil zirconia
28:34that's the name i've chosen
28:35and trademarked by the way
28:37so don't try to take it
28:38and now i feel like
28:40i love neil diamond
28:40i feel like hugh has just blown me out of the water
28:43yeah
28:43and you're really
28:44you're singing is unbelievable
28:45it really is amazing
28:47and the fact that um that is 25 years after your first oscar nomination um do you remember
28:56that night well do you remember being at the oscars that night oh yeah i mean oh my gosh of
29:00course
29:01like i was 21 years old
29:02you know your mom
29:31was there
29:34no no i wound up getting her the video and she watched it for the first time here on the
29:37show
29:37did you ever go to those award shows with her when you were a kid
29:41before you
29:42oh my god my parents were not
29:43no no none of that
29:44yeah almost like you know never allowed to do things like that
29:47but mom did sometimes like i remember them going to parties a lot she and and and she did
29:53like to borrow when i got older she'd borrow my clothes to go to like
29:56yeah like she'd be like i think we're gonna go to the vanity fair party and then
30:00she'd be like but i got nothing to wear and i'd be like oh well here wear this you know
30:04and so she'd wear my clothes
30:06and then there was one time i think that she i i had this great halter dress i probably still
30:11have it
30:11because i'm one of those people well yeah you bought your old house
30:19and it was a halter top and my mom said she walked out of the car you know and went
30:26to go
30:26and the whole thing just completely fell off and i think you can find pictures somewhere my mom
30:32holding my dress you know up but yeah that was we never got to go and the first time you
30:38know i
30:39went was with my parents will they go with you to the oscar ceremony
30:43i mean how can i not bring mom as my date you know yeah i think
30:50i as much as much as i have you know maybe maybe they'll let me have an extra ticket
30:56um but i feel like i i feel like i'd really like to bring my mom
31:00yeah and you should wear each other's clothes
31:02why not
31:05well congratulations it's great to see you the movie is called song song blue it is in theaters
31:10now kate hudson everybody we'll be back with mike worthy
31:23hello mr cornhole what brings you in today my name is not cornhole my name is kimmel and i am
31:28here
31:29because today is world cancer day which is a day to raise awareness and let people know
31:34that early detection and screenings are key so what do you want from me i would like a screening
31:40from you do i like like a movie theater do you what do i look like a movie theater
31:47no not a cancer screening oh okay why you didn't say that dumbass
31:54hold on here all right lay down yeah do it fast please
32:01wait i think i found something yeah what oh no that's my keys
32:06good news you're fine you don't have anything
32:09oh no offense but you know what i think i'm going to check with pfizer instead
32:14they make it easy to book a screening all you have to do is go to the website pfizerforall.com
32:18slash screenings then my work here is done you want a lollipop
32:23yes i would like a lollipop i don't have any oh and you know what else what
32:28i'm not a real doctor you're not no then why are you wearing a stethoscope and a lab coat
32:39because it made me look sexy
32:44see why cancer screenings matter at pfizerforall.com slash screenings
32:53hi our next guest is one of the greatest wide receivers of all time he is a miami hurricanes
32:59and dallas cowboys legend with a new podcast called the white house whenever you send your
33:04ass at home high you want to think everybody else is high because your ass is high i understand that
33:12but the reality is everybody ain't hot watch the white house on netflix now please welcome michael irvin
33:35how are you i'm doing great buddy you look good great you look good you're looking sharp
33:41hey brother give me to you right there you know that's right we got some hurricanes here
33:46will you be at the super bowl on sunday are you going up there oh yeah i'll be there but
33:50it's always funny going to the game i love going watching the game uh-huh but it's hard to just
33:56watch
33:56the game people at an NFL game they're always michael michael bta michael bta i'm like i'm trying
34:03to watch the game yeah right are you high right now michael i'm trying to watch the game you know
34:08so so yeah but but i'll be there and you're going to shoot the show right afterwards you got a
34:12huge
34:12family i would imagine people are like hey who you taking to the game can i come with you can
34:17you
34:17get me tickets all that stuff still to this day i i i took them to every one of my
34:24super bowls i gave
34:25them tickets when i was in the super bowl they end up selling the tickets and making money
34:30and they still ask to this day no joke i'm like dude you think jerry just gives me tickets
34:36he's a business man you know i'm not catching touchdowns for him anymore he's not giving up
34:40free tickets right yeah you know so they don't get it but yeah what hey i posted something that said
34:47don't call don't text don't ask i ain't got no tickets and that's right that's it that was to
34:55everybody you know what i mean now you have a unique insight into this because um you've won three super
35:02bowls um walk us through what that week leading up to the now two weeks but that week leading up
35:10to
35:10the super bowl what is that like for you as a player and this is crucial right here like the
35:15teams
35:15came in sunday night right and and i i we were undefeated in the super bowls i thought jimmy
35:22had a foolproof plan his plan was always because it's such a big week and everybody wants to pat you
35:29on the back he said we're only we're going in sunday all the wives and significant others have to stay
35:36home we're going in just as a team on sunday everybody the wives everybody come in on wednesday
35:43we just gonna get a night or two a boys night out so you know so you can get it
35:48out your system
35:48interesting and then we can focus on the game and hey we undefeated with this system so don't talk
35:53about it and you know what i mean jimmy johnson get it out your system would jimmy johnson join you
35:59for those boys night outs or was it just the players it was just the players just the players yeah
36:04you
36:04know and i wish we had a white house in those towns too yeah yeah now the white house for
36:10those who
36:11don't know what that reference is they think of where the president lives but the white house was
36:15the house you guys like place you guys would hang out in dallas yeah yeah yeah yeah where everything
36:24happened all the magic happened all the magic we had you know and i only been on my white house
36:30my show i we have what's called a situation room you know what i said so you know some things
36:36went down
36:37in the situation room right yeah there are many situations probably many situations without a
36:41situation room but i'm gonna tell you something jimmy we want you to come in because i think to the
36:46situation to the white house to the situation room okay yeah yeah we want you to visit my white house
36:51and we can talk about that situation you had with his white house yeah
37:00which one i'm sure there will be many to come yeah do you wear your super bowl rings your three
37:07rings i don't wear them i don't wear them kind of like my kids you know but i always say
37:12this to
37:12everybody if you know you win one that's in a that's a hell of a moment it's incredible if you
37:17win
37:17one you wear it all the time but i want so many they know i have so i don't wear
37:24any of them i just
37:25leave them at home you do you leave them at home yeah yeah okay all right that makes sense hey
37:29have
37:29you have any thoughts on uh the bill belichick hall of fame snub that bill was uh denied entry on
37:35the
37:35first ballot yeah that disturbed me really it really did because the rules are that you're supposed to
37:41just consider what has happened on the football are those the rules right right make that up no no those
37:45are the rules okay they had them even when i was going in man you know so funny my my
37:50shows called
37:50the white house it was the white house that kept me out of my first ballot hall of fame because
37:54they
37:54would say he had a white house you can't go all because of that and that's how i knew and
37:58studied
37:59the rules uh-huh back then but i don't understand it like they're punishing people for what they call
38:05breaking the rule and that's exactly what they're doing they're breaking the rules so you're breaking
38:10the rule to punish somebody my mom used to always say two wrongs don't make a right baby
38:14so i just want to let them know you know they got to stop being wrong uh-huh you know
38:19you um
38:20there's a billboard uh out on uh i think sunset boulevard for your your program it says uh you
38:27you know damn well coke don't last no five hours right right and i mean everybody knows
38:36this is common knowledge right does netflix check with you before making that the billboard
38:42no that's what i love about that man that you can do this i couldn't do this you well you
38:48know
38:48did you find out other networks you can't say stuff like that were you driving by and you're like
38:53wait a minute i said that that's a great one man yeah that is a pretty good one because every
38:59time i'm at
39:00the game in miami and we win a game right and and you're constantly got bta the crowd so i
39:06take my
39:06belt off start doing the bta and everybody oh look at mike he's high right now he's coked up let's
39:13look
39:13at that video and you can tell us if you'll poke up in this video this is from the ohio
39:18state game
39:34that's bta that's bta right here i don't know if everyone knows what bta stands for
39:41belt to ass belt to ass that's what we do we put belt to ass is that something your mother
39:48taught
39:48you belt to ass you know it's so funny because everybody in you when you read the comments they
39:53say well you could tell he got his ass whooped you weren't really leaning into it there yeah
40:00like i think you could play you could be a pickleball champion if you really wanted to
40:04that's how my dad was doing you're having fun with this with this podcast i i love it i really
40:09do
40:09i i love doing it i i love being around guys i truly in all jokes aside i love like
40:15brandon like
40:15to say i love taking our mess and turning it into a message and trying to use it in certain
40:20ways to
40:21try to inspire and help people so that that way we we have something good in that and you take
40:26what
40:27people have used as bad against you and you turn it good you know because they think they hurt me
40:33every time they mention the white house i'm like okay you know i'm good with that yeah it's good
40:38stuff you're always very honest about this stuff aren't you i am i'm trying to be as honest as i
40:44can because truly that that's how you get peace with it if you're just a young kid you made some
40:48stupid mistakes and you're not trying uh you're not trying to use it for the good then you live in
40:54regret but now if i can throw it back and help it back and these people they want to pay
40:58me a lot
40:58of money to do that i'm good with that that's the best way yeah yeah yeah i think there was
41:07a good
41:08message in there i'm not sure yeah it was a good one well you got you wait for this it's
41:13always a
41:13pleasure to see you i'm glad you're doing so well um and uh beating the ass so frequently uh michael
41:19ervin everybody his show is the white house with michael ervin you can listen to it and watch it
41:23on netflix we'll be right back
41:32well thanks to kate hudson thanks to michael ervin apologies to matt damon we ran out of time for him
41:37nightline is next join us tomorrow night with milo ventimiglia odessa zion and music
41:41from whitney thanks for watching good night
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