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00:06The Tick Day Show.
00:08We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story.
00:13Reality check, you didn't fucking write it.
00:16Everything I write provokes someone.
00:18I'm acting perfectly normal.
00:20Maybe control is his love language.
00:22You ran out saying someone could be dead.
00:24Yeah, Lindy, Lindy's having a hard time.
00:26As our size decrease, our proportional strength increases.
00:30This is your time.
00:32Tell me it's my turn.
00:33My turn is yet to win me the Nobel.
00:36The Nobel.
00:38How can I trust you if you're going to expose me like that?
00:41Don't trust me then.
00:42So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization.
00:44Please, I'm really excited.
00:45Lindy.
00:46I hear this and I can take care of myself.
00:50Lindy, is that you?
00:51She was going to leave me. It was an accident.
00:53Until you are honest, you are fucked.
00:56She left us to be free.
00:57Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
01:01What?
01:01What?
01:02What?
01:04Truth is, I miniaturized you.
01:09On purpose.
01:34Whatever.
01:47When I was mom, what would my password be?
02:01Darling Daughter by Lindy McMichael Little John.
02:05What if I told you I spent nine months building a jail, only to sentence myself to a lifetime
02:11in prison?
02:12That I've discovered is what motherhood actually is.
02:17From her adorable baby's face, those demonic eyes stare out, laughing at me.
02:23Yes, she's saying, I've ruined your fucking day again.
02:27Mommy, she cries, her voice, a razor blade to my ears.
02:31I want her to call out for me.
02:32I want to be there for her.
02:34I want my maternal instinct to kick it.
02:36Why won't I?
02:37I dream of a life without a daughter sucking up the teat of inspiration, preventing me from
02:42being fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Mom hates me.
03:04Maybe it's much too early in the game.
03:11But I thought I'd ask you just to say.
03:17What are you doing, New Year?
03:21Got your invitation.
03:23A New Year's Eve brunch for me?
03:27I mean, I'm honored, but what, what, uh, what prompted this?
03:32A new perspective.
03:34Well, I'm embracing my six-inch self, and I realized I've been kind of a jerk.
03:42Hey, the jerk is strong, given the circumstances.
03:46See, you've been nothing but kind, Richard, and I wanted you to know I am grateful for
03:54you and your company.
03:55The course of true love never did run smooth, Shakespeare.
04:00No.
04:01New Year, new me.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:05Mama says it's never too late to begin again.
04:08Oh, your mom.
04:10So wise.
04:11Right?
04:12To new beginnings.
04:13You know what else my mom said?
04:14Should we eat?
04:15It's just getting a cold, I think.
04:17Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:19Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28Okay.
04:29Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:42A tremendous success.
04:44Subject expanded to regular size and stabilized for 2 minutes and 3.3 seconds, an increase
04:49of 1 minute and 32.7 seconds.
04:52Huge science progress.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Well done.
04:58Great job.
04:59Well done.
04:59Great job.
05:00Well done.
05:00Yeah, slowing the reaction down.
05:02Way, way down.
05:03Help.
05:03Yes.
05:03The nuclei need time, which is acceptable to form stronger bonds.
05:08Yes.
05:08It's fundamental to, yes, for those fragile to cement those connections.
05:13Or alliances.
05:15Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Are we talking about science?
05:19Yes, Hilton.
05:20We're always talking about science.
05:22This is a lab of science.
05:24Okay.
05:24Well, I heard a bang and then there was like a cheer of release.
05:26So my mind went there.
05:28Where's my head?
05:29Is there good news?
05:30It was a big win.
05:31Yes.
05:31Slowing the expansion of the corn mitigated the molecular disequilibrium.
05:35Yes.
05:37Translation.
05:37It's remarkable progress.
05:39Fuck yeah.
05:40We should celebrate.
05:41I'm having a New Year's Eve shindig tonight at my place.
05:44There's going to be amazing food, crazy guest lists, and you are all invited.
05:48Wait, it's New Year's Eve?
05:50I can't go.
05:52It's my anniversary.
05:53Oh, just bring Lindy.
05:54It would be great to see her again.
05:56Well, well.
05:59I only organize fantastic parties.
06:02You gotta come.
06:04Done.
06:04Set.
06:04Happy.
06:05See you all there.
06:08Woo!
06:10Translation, see you all there means less only.
06:13And you can't say no.
06:19Do you think you'll bring Lindy?
06:21Um, I don't know.
06:23I mean, it's, uh, I don't know.
06:28Hey, I've done a lot of thinking, and I'm embracing my six-inch self.
06:32So, New Year, new me.
06:34I forgive you for shrinking me on purpose.
06:37Meet me in the dollhouse.
06:38I have an anniversary surprise for you.
06:46Oh, the missus.
06:48She left.
06:49Was she mad?
06:51She had two glasses of wine and left.
06:53Oh, she was mad.
06:55Maybe disappointed.
06:56That's worse, isn't it?
06:59Happy New Year.
07:02Charlie, what's happening?
07:09He shouldn't be alone right now.
07:10Let him go.
07:11Hi.
07:12Let him be.
07:14Hi.
07:19Hey, Lindy.
07:20Hey, Les.
07:23Happy anniversary.
07:26It's okay.
07:27Lay into me.
07:28I deserve it.
07:29You do.
07:33But I understand.
07:37You do?
07:38You're caught up in your work.
07:39And when you're in it, you can lose track of birthdays, holidays.
07:45I know I do.
07:46I did.
07:48You supported me in the way I needed it.
07:51So, I'm supporting you.
07:57Okay.
07:58Mm-hmm.
07:59So, I was mad.
08:02I mean, I was alone in a restaurant on New Year's Eve.
08:09Well, then I came home and I got cozy.
08:12And I was going to watch the ball drop with Lulu, but she won't come out of her room.
08:15Probably something to do with Steffi.
08:18And so, I opened up a bottle of your Do Not Touch Until Never wine.
08:24And now I feel better.
08:28I love you.
08:36I love you, too.
08:41Feel free to apologize profusely.
08:43And maybe next time bring me those chocolates I like from the drugstore.
08:46I am sorry and I apologize profusely for disappointing you and for forgetting our anniversary.
08:55I forgive you.
09:08It's like the big box.
09:09Yeah.
09:11Well, happy anniversary.
09:13Happy anniversary.
09:15All right.
09:16All is forgiven.
09:21Lindy!
09:25Oh, Lindy!
09:33Lindy!
09:35You got me intrigued.
09:51Happy anniversary, honey.
09:54Happy anniversary.
09:56Oh, you remembered.
10:06What is that?
10:09Your surprise.
10:13Oh, uh, it's not what you think, Les.
10:16It's exactly what you think.
10:21Richard, is that really you?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Richard Ball, we're from your fucking lab.
10:28This is not how I first saw us having this conversation.
10:31You?
10:31And him?
10:33And her?
10:34What?
10:34You thought we would have a conversation?
10:36What?
10:37One day.
10:38This gentleman.
10:39How long?
10:40Forever!
10:41Six and a half months.
10:42Barely.
10:43Why him?
10:44He's not you.
10:46It was a chance encounter.
10:48Lindy, how could you?
10:49Because I told you the truth.
10:51I poured my heart out to you.
10:53I was vulnerable and now this.
10:55Why?
10:55Why?
10:56I did it on purpose!
11:00On purpose?
11:01Yeah, he knows why.
11:03But you forgave me.
11:05I lied!
11:06Ha ha ha!
11:10How dare you?
11:12How dare me?
11:13So you can lie, leave a voice note, and what?
11:16You're Abraham Lincoln?
11:18You baited me on a voice note, and then you exploited our wedding anniversary, and then you
11:24reveal you're having an affair with my physicist?
11:27How is that the same?
11:29It's not.
11:30It's meant to be worse!
11:32I was lying to be kind, to spare your feelings.
11:35A lie is a lie!
11:38As someone who has been lied to as well.
11:40You!
11:41You're my colleague.
11:42Yes.
11:43That's my wife.
11:44I know.
11:44Richard, what in the name of science?
11:47Like, what the fuck?
11:48Oh my god!
11:50What the fucking fuck?
12:05It's not fucking funny!
12:09You're holding a pillow.
12:10Over your tiny junk, it's so tiny.
12:13You're both so tiny.
12:15Oh, there's a tiny bum.
12:17That's so cute.
12:18Fuck you.
12:19I am gonna fucking kill you!
12:21Oh yeah?
12:22Try.
12:22I mean, you're a liar!
12:24You lied!
12:26What's that?
12:26Did you say something?
12:27I fucked you!
12:27You made me insane!
12:30I fucking kill you!
12:33I think you dropped this.
12:35Fuck you!
12:37Are you tap dancing?
12:39No, fuck you!
12:41Hey, hey!
12:42I think this is gone far enough!
12:45You know what, Richard?
12:47I think you're right.
12:55Hold on.
13:02This is not good.
13:03Oh, you think?
13:04You think?
13:04I can't believe you did this on purpose!
13:06On purpose!
13:07Why would you do that?
13:09Richard!
13:09Oh my god, if you're sick!
13:10Hey, hey!
13:10This is not about you!
13:11Where's my mom?
13:13Oh!
13:14No!
13:16Richard!
13:16Liz, Liz, we gotta talk about this.
13:18Liz, please.
13:19No man could have resisted the siren song of that woman, the beguiling web she weaved,
13:25the hypnotic allure of that brunch!
13:27She deceived me!
13:29She deceived both of us!
13:30No, you deceived me, Richard, for six and a half months!
13:36We share thoughts, we share science, we do not share my wife!
13:42Liz, I'm sorry.
13:42Nothing happened between us.
13:44Okay, you're squeezing kind of tightly!
13:47Liz, please.
13:51Where are we going?
13:53No, no, no!
13:54No, no, no!
13:54Hello, Delores.
13:56Please, what?
13:57No!
13:58Blaspheme!
13:59No, please!
13:59Please!
14:00Liz!
14:01Liz, no!
14:02No, please!
14:03Let's!
14:03Let's!
14:04No, no, no!
14:04Ah!
14:06Don't move.
14:08No!
14:11No!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah, please, stop!
14:15I'm letting you open the door!
14:16Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:22Please, in the name of science!
14:23How dare you, blaspheme science!
14:26No, no, no!
14:26On top of everything else!
14:28Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Wait!
14:30Matron, you playmate, right, Bart?
14:32His name is fuck you.
14:34I want to play with the bird!
14:35I want to play with the bird!
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:40Oh, my God!
14:41Oh, fuck!
14:44It's, uh...
14:45The Lawrence, right?
14:48Good party!
14:50Good party!
14:51Hey!
14:54The pen!
14:56Is the pen truly mightier than the sword?
14:59Oh, my God!
15:02I'm not sure!
15:03I'm coming!
15:11Shit!
15:12Okay.
15:18Oh, I've seen children.
15:28What is that?
15:31Shut the fuck up, space-anus!
15:41Live in darkness.
16:09Richard!
16:10Richard!
16:12Richard!
16:26Richard!
16:30Richard!
16:38Ritchie!
16:45Ritchie!
16:47Richard! Where are you?
16:51Ritchie!
16:52I'm sorry!
16:54I know this is all my fault!
16:58Oh, fuck. That is a lot of text.
17:03Wait.
17:07What?
17:10No!
17:11Oh, my God! What is she?
17:15Good morning. We recently featured Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn on the Read with Jenna segment of our show.
17:22We've learned Lindy's been accused of plagiarizing her recently published New Yorker short story, Untitled On Purpose.
17:29The shocking allegation originated from an unexpected and personal place, a viral TikTok video posted by the author's own daughter,
17:37Louise Littlejohn.
17:38So, my mom is a, quote, successful writer, unquote.
17:44She wrote one book 150 years ago.
17:47Anyway, this week, out of nowhere, mom drops a short story in the New Yorker, and everyone loses their shit
17:55over it.
17:56Well, I'm gonna let you in on a big secret. My mom didn't write it. She stole it from one
18:04of her students.
18:05What the actual fuck?
18:08She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
18:14We were unable to reach Lindy Littlejohn directly for comment, but we were able to reach the author's mother, Diane
18:21McMichael Jones, who is widely suspected to have inspired the mother character in her daughter's Pulitzer Prize winning debut novel,
18:29My Rainbow Starts With Black.
18:31No, I have no comment. Except to say, I haven't read Lindy's little story, but I will say I didn't
18:41care for her portrayal of the mother character in her novel.
18:43The real crime is that Lindy made me out to be a terrible mother, which I'm not.
18:51What a wild, unexpected turn for Lindy Littlejohn. We'll continue to follow this story and keep you updated as it
18:58develops.
19:02I'm gonna let you in on a big secret.
19:05My mom didn't write it. She stole it from one of her students.
19:11The truth is, my mom doesn't even write anymore.
19:13She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
19:21Oh, sorry, I didn't hear my name.
19:22I didn't call it. I wanted to bring it to you personally.
19:25Oh.
19:28Okay, thank you.
19:29I also have a complicated relationship with my mother.
19:32Here, the cake pop on me. I hope you like vanilla.
19:38Thank you, St. Lulu de Lulu.
19:48I don't know if I can hide now.
20:04This is my main entrance.
20:08I love the secret.
20:33Here's to us
20:34I thought you were bringing in us
20:36Fuck that us
20:37New year, new less
20:38Wow, who knew?
20:40Hey
20:42No Lindy tonight?
20:43No, no, she's at home under a blanket
20:44Not in a party mood
20:45Oh, well, I can't say I blame her
20:48That interview turned into quite the Greek tragedy
20:52But you can tell me
20:53I won't tell anyone
20:55Other than everyone
20:57Did she do it?
20:58Plagiarize the story?
20:59Oh, I don't know
21:01What? I don't know
21:02Right answer
21:03Deny, deny, deny
21:05All set for tonight?
21:07Everything is in place
21:07Great
21:08Oh, General
21:10I have a word
21:11Oh, of course
21:13Looking forward to the party trick
21:15Party trick?
21:16What?
21:16A performance
21:17There are several important private equity investors here
21:20That Hilton would love to impress with a preview of your tech
21:23Absolutely not
21:25I am a scientist
21:26I'm not a party clown
21:27You know the tech is incomplete
21:29What am I supposed to do?
21:30Fake it?
21:31No
21:31It's just a preview
21:32Short and sweet
21:34The corn is small
21:35Ta-da
21:36The corn is big
21:37Ta-da
21:38End of story
21:39It's fraud
21:40It's sale
21:40It's my ass in prison
21:42Is what it is
21:42I've already got a journalist
21:44Poking around the lab
21:45Asking questions about
21:46Bot the explainers
21:47Medbot
21:47Brother-in-law
21:48What's to stop Niels exposing me?
21:51Let me worry about Niels
21:53And your ass
21:54It is one worth saving
21:57Tonight
21:57The only thing on your mind
21:59Should be
22:01Nobel
22:03Nobel?
22:04Nobel
22:09Do you see what I say?
22:16That's Dr. Amiel Schofhausen
22:18Nobel Prize recipient and current committee member
22:21Chair, in fact
22:23I did my postgraduate work on Dr. Schofhausen's theory of entanglement swapping
22:27He is a bona fide science genius
22:29Yes, yes, yes
22:30Just imagine what the support of a man like that would do for your crew
22:35It's just a preview
22:37Short and sweet
22:39Small and big
22:43Ta-da
22:59Hey
23:00Why are you here?
23:01Why are any of us here?
23:02Oh, God
23:03Is this where we are?
23:04Um, well
23:05Everyone else is
23:06Down the hall
23:07Getting drunk as hell
23:08Watching the tourists in Times Square
23:09Freeze their asses off
23:10We're doing a shot every time
23:11A police horse takes a dump
23:13I need something different in my life
23:21What's this?
23:22Something different
23:29Did you open this?
23:30No
23:31Yes
23:31It's my job
23:32My eyes than yours
23:46Oh, fuck
23:48What do I do?
23:51It's him
23:52I know it
23:52You answer it
23:53You answer it
23:54It's your job
23:57I'm actually off the clock
23:58So you answer it
24:00Fuck
24:07Hello, this is Terry
24:08Yeah, it's me
24:09It's Lindy
24:10Oh, I'm not missing this shit show
24:11Your phone is off
24:13For just this reason
24:16You're hiding from me
24:17Because you failed me
24:19No, no, no, no, no
24:20You failed me
24:22What happened to do nothing, say nothing?
24:25You don't understand
24:26I am so small
24:28I needed something
24:32Well
24:34You're about to get smaller
24:36Lindy, the damage has been done
24:38The Pulitzer Committee is meeting
24:40And there's talk of rescinding your award
24:42No
24:43No, not really
24:44No, they can't
24:45They can
24:46And they most likely will
24:48But
24:49But
24:50But
24:51But why am I without it?
24:55A former client
24:59Terry
25:01Brudal
25:02But warranted
25:03Lindy, I tried
25:04I really tried
25:05But I'm somehow still clean
25:06In this, this, this
25:07Shitstorm
25:08Shit sandwich
25:08Shitnado
25:09Shitnado
25:11I warned you, Lindy
25:12And you chose Jenna over me
25:14Over our friendship
25:16Our partnership
25:18I can't believe I'm saying this
25:20But I
25:21I
25:28I'm officially cutting ties with you
25:31Terry
25:33Please
25:34No
25:35Please don't leave me
25:37I
25:37I have no one
25:38I am totally alone here
25:41I
25:41My
25:42My own mother
25:42My daughter
25:44My husband
25:45Les fucking hates me
25:46It is
25:47Truly
25:48Over
25:48Between us now
25:50And I can't
25:51Lose you too
25:55I'm sorry it's come to this
26:09Hey
26:09Hey
26:10You had to
26:10I know it's hard
26:11I'll miss her too
26:13Oh
26:14Um
26:14Miss Oldham
26:15Happy New Year
26:16Nothing happy
26:16Nothing new
26:17Why did you offer
26:18A Jackie Baldwin
26:19A six figure book deal
26:21When I've seen
26:21No Jackie
26:22No book
26:22No email
26:23No proposal
26:24Sid
26:24She is the next big thing
26:26Yeah well you better hope so
26:27No Lindy
26:29No Jackie
26:29No imprint
26:33Love the top
26:36Paper trail
26:37You're unclean
26:37So are you
26:40Fuck
26:59Now
27:00I need
27:03A volunteer
27:22Sir
27:23That's fantastic
27:26That's wonderful
27:27Corn has been miniaturized
27:30Into what appears to be
27:32One tenth
27:33Its original size
27:35One twelfth
27:36To be precise
27:37And now
28:05Two minute warning
28:06This is a serious implication
28:10Dr. Little John
28:11It's been an explosive evening
28:17Click the corn
28:18Go
28:24Here we are
28:25I was just saying to Dr. Schofhausen
28:27Who was expecting an explosion
28:29How clever it was
28:30That we mitigated the explosion
28:32By storing the exothermally generated energy
28:34On a subatomic level
28:36Yes it was an explosive
28:39Discovery
28:43To an explosive new year
28:46To an explosive new year
28:59I've hit rock bottom
29:06It's all fucking gone
29:10What is the point
29:22Richie you're alive
29:24Oh my god
29:25No no no
29:26You disgust me
29:29I'm me and I'm disgusted
29:31It consumes me
29:33My heart
29:34My mind
29:34My soul
29:35Everything hurts
29:37Richie
29:38Oh god
29:38I'm so sorry
29:39But I
29:40But
29:44A true apology
29:46Should never include a qualifier
29:48You're right
29:50I'm sorry
29:51No but
29:52What I did was inexcusable
29:56I had no idea Les was going to react like that
29:59I didn't think it through
30:00I
30:01I suppose a reaction of that magnitude
30:03Couldn't have been predicted
30:05I
30:06I need you
30:08Now more than ever
30:09You have
30:10No idea
30:11What has happened to me
30:13What happened to you
30:15Yeah
30:16The
30:16The
30:18I have the floor
30:19Okay
30:20I'm going to finish my monologue
30:22Of course
30:24I was forced to do unspeakable things
30:27To one of god's beloved creatures
30:28I was coerced
30:30Into
30:31Abandoning my moral code
30:33And playing a part
30:34In your marital folly
30:35But I am not above reproach
30:38I am guilty
30:39On two counts
30:40One
30:41In the name of love
30:42And the other
30:44In the name of science
30:47I believe in Les
30:48I believe he'll solve
30:50The restoration formula
30:52Before his 30 day deadline
30:53And I will
30:55Bank him
30:55Bank him
30:57To forgive me
30:58Then I will throw myself
31:01At the mercy of science
31:03In the hopes of being restored
31:04To my regular size
31:09Did you say 30 day deadline?
31:14That is what you heard?
31:15No
31:15No
31:16No
31:16I heard
31:16I heard it all
31:17The
31:18Folly
31:19And the
31:19Les
31:20And the
31:21But
31:21But
31:22But
31:22But
31:23But
31:23But what the fuck
31:24Is the 30 day deadline?
31:26According to the contract
31:27Les has 30 days
31:28To solve the formula
31:30Or he's fired
31:31And the tech reverts to Hilton
31:32He has 22 days left
31:39He only ever had 30 days
31:41And now he only has
31:4322
31:44Oh my god
31:45Oh it's closer to 21
31:46Actually
31:48Another fucking lie
31:50Oh my golly
31:52Right?
31:53No
31:53Wait where are you going?
31:54I need space
31:55From you
31:57Okay but
31:59I'm getting my own place
32:06Fucking less
32:08He is going to pay for this
32:15What kind of monster
32:17Makes a horrible TikTok video
32:18About their own mother?
32:19You are a spoiled child
32:21And a lying liar
32:22Ooh
32:23Mommy mad?
32:24If you thought
32:26That was crazy
32:27Wait until you hear
32:29DJ Todd's rematch
32:35You're mic'd up
32:36Mic'd up
32:37Mic'd up
32:38Mic'd up
32:39Fire
32:40Fire
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33:01Fire
33:02Who are you?
33:03What?
33:04Who are you?
33:05I don't recognize you
33:07I'm Saint Lulu Delu-lu
33:10You gotta have that right
33:12Hey I read the book
33:13How fucking lindy was my mood?
33:15Barry.
33:17See?
33:19I think you missed the point.
33:21That was the point.
33:24Want another drink?
33:25Sure, boss.
33:26Me too.
33:28Face yourself to Lulu.
33:39Can I fucking help you?
33:41I don't want your help.
33:43Wow, judgment from the shirtless wonder.
33:46She's your mom.
33:47She's a liar.
33:49You'll regret it.
33:50Fuck that.
33:52I am her literal regret.
33:55Well, you sure are living up to that title, aren't you?
34:18You good?
34:20I'm peeing.
34:23You scrolling.
34:26Fuck off, Tarzan.
34:28No one made you come here.
34:30My bladder made me come here.
34:32You think you're so clever.
34:34I know you came here tonight to see me.
34:36Yes, this is the guy who followed me into the bathroom.
34:40What if I did?
34:41Does that frighten you?
34:44A little.
34:46Did you buy that?
34:49I kind of wanted to.
34:50Is that bad?
34:53Kind of.
34:55But you kind of liked it.
34:58You did.
34:59You followed me in here.
35:02Busted.
35:10Lindy.
35:13Lindy.
35:14Guess who's getting his big prize?
35:25This is gonna open a bottle.
35:27But not to be open, never.
35:29Me.
35:31Oh.
35:33That's...
35:34Richard.
35:35Richard.
35:37Dolores.
35:38Richard.
35:39Oh, God.
35:40Oh, God.
35:42Oh, God.
35:44Is that blood?
35:45That was blood.
35:46Oh, God.
35:47Oh, God.
35:48Is that...
35:48Is that human flesh?
35:50Come on.
35:51Richard?
35:52Richard?
35:54Richard?
35:55Richard, I'm...
35:55I'm...
35:56I'm sorry.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58I...
35:59Richard?
36:00I was angry, and I was hurt, and I thought a few pecs would even the score.
36:06Richard?
36:10Richard?
36:12Please.
36:13Please, Richard.
36:14Reveal yourself.
36:28Is that...
36:30L-Lindy?
36:30Lindy?
36:32Lindy?
36:33Lindy?
36:34Doctor, doctor.
36:45I killed a man
36:48A man of science still has
37:00Are you anonymous?
37:02That is the only way this works
37:11Okay
37:13I'm not used to the whole cloak and dagger routine
37:16Not scientific American
37:17Do you know who I am?
37:20Yeah, you're
37:23Anonymous
37:24You passed
37:26Drive
37:41Richard!
37:43Janet!
37:45Happy New Year
37:46Happy New Year to you too
37:48Oh, what happened to your head?
37:51Oh, I just, I had an altercation with a bird
37:55On the farm?
37:56Yeah, something like that
37:57So listen, I just wanted to say
38:00Thank you for the quill pen
38:03It, um, saved my life
38:05Well, the pen is mightier than the sword
38:08I can attest to that
38:10Where are you?
38:11I'm at the lab
38:12Bob in the creepy basement
38:14Uh, here to reboot the, uh, thermal energy tank
38:20You drew the short straw again?
38:22Mm-hmm
38:23Bob should have stepped up
38:25Oh, yeah, it's, it's okay
38:26I was, um, I was out anyway
38:28Uh-huh
38:29You on a date?
38:31No, no
38:32I, I was, um, it was a work event
38:34You wouldn't guess where
38:37Tell me everything
38:38It was at Hilton's mansion
38:40He invited all of us
38:41Me and the bobs
38:42Well, not the bobs
39:33Oh, fuck
39:35Oh, fuck
39:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
39:43Happy New Year, Les
39:45Oh
39:57Where's Richard?
39:59Who knows?
40:00Weren't you the last one to see him?
40:03How's the formula coming, huh?
40:05What have you got, 22 days left?
40:07Or is it technically 21 now?
40:09Lindy
40:10Either way, I bet you're so close
40:14Make that the epitaph of my tiny headstone, fucker
40:18I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to worry you
40:21And I'm not worried
40:23I've accepted
40:24You can't solve the formula
40:26I will solve the formula
40:28Fuck you, you lie even to yourself
40:31I've made peace with being six inches tall
40:34I even kind of like it
40:36And I plan to make the next 21 days of your life a living hell
40:41What?
40:42Why?
40:43Careful, sweetie
40:44Your axe is on fire
40:58Oh, God
41:00I've created a tiny monster
41:07Oh
41:08Oh, no
41:14The stars have claimed one of their own
41:20It's been an honor, Space Colonel
41:46I'll see your tiny cat
41:48Dr. Little John
41:49And raise you a tiny
41:53Silenced
41:55Reporter
41:56Whoa
41:57Ta
42:00Ta
42:03Fire
42:05Fire
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