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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:52Yes, you, you, you...
01:57You're a close one.
01:59It's a close one.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:52Let's do it.
03:56Let's do it.
03:59Let's do it.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:37Now move.
04:40Richie, please don't make me hurt you.
04:43You hurt me.
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:52I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:01You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This is, this is, that's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27Mine.
05:29Hm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:03I would rather die a six inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:14You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:22The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:25The curve to infinity.
06:33You do reset.
06:35You do rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:41What is it that you don't see?
06:52What?
06:55Don't.
06:58You.
06:58Do you go?
07:00What's it?
07:02I don't know.
07:03See?
07:07Mommy?
07:14I don't know.
07:38I don't know.
08:01I don't know.
08:04Yes.
08:05Wake up.
08:31I don't know.
08:35I don't know.
08:47I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
08:53I don't know.
09:03I don't know.
09:05I don't know.
09:07I don't know.
09:08I don't know.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy!
09:11lindy i'm coming i'm coming and i'm trusting oh this is the time out lindy we agreed right
09:20i'm here now
09:28my pathetic hero i called a time out i didn't agree oh you're a poor sport and a monster
09:37you deserved it you're a sore loser you prayed upon the last shred of my compassion good now we're
09:44even time in so there was a time out in your mind i'm dumbing down to play along oh you
09:52don't need
09:52to dumb down you've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years dumb luck that's
09:57what jealous resentful people call talent talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday
10:04chardonnay i teach yeah those who can't do who's the saying you want to see a woman's future look
10:12at a mother who you are your mother that's not even the saying idiot i'm no idiot i'm a literal
10:18genius
10:18who's out of ideas a science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life at
10:26least i started
10:27something and finished it and won that nobel you want to fuck so bad i will kill us both before
10:35letting you win it start and finish i win again well you know there's just one thing i'd love to
10:42finish
10:42you
10:43all right i'm ready
11:03what happened to you your eye
11:08ew nothing why are you here you're late what time is it presentation time you're not answering your
11:15phone hey hey down here hey wait a second he made me tiny down here hey just a minute
11:23fuck me
11:28five minutes i'll be right behind you
11:46oh
11:52hi lulu hi tiny mom oh funny i'm back at school
12:00how did it go with the review board it hasn't happened yet um
12:06i'm thinking about bailing oh yeah i get that instinct
12:12what would you do uh okay let me think um well i know you're excited i called don't make it
12:22a thing
12:23i will hang up got it i would want to bail too but older tiny me
12:33you might come to regret that like regret what it's self-destructive and they control the narrative
12:53you might know a thing or two about a thing or two there she is i can only be me
13:02hey so you know um
13:04i was thinking you get to hold this my husband trunk me shit over dad for like
13:10forever
13:12like you could be tiny for forever
13:15which that's kind of cool but
13:19is it called forever
13:21you know i'm just saying you know
13:23forever leverage
13:24yeah i'm not thrilled with the idea of forever uh but i currently don't have a choice so i am
13:31making peace with it
13:33are you stamping your tiny foot right now if a tiny person stamps their foot does it make a sound
13:38once again funny just thoughts okay i think i know what i'm gonna do
13:46but i want it to be a cliffhanger bye tiny mom
14:13so you're gonna hate me but then you're gonna love me
14:15i need a third option
14:17sid called oh ultimatum lindy's second book or your imprint is dead like her patience lindy
14:25doesn't have a second book or does she no she does not hell yes she does
14:30ultimatum jackie finished her novel untitled on purpose that was quick well she's prolific and
14:37driven and willing but i have a strict moral code huh so let's wheel and deal you get the book
14:43slap
14:43lindy's name on it save your imprint or my dad he doesn't know anything about this yet yeah so i
14:54did a little research and it's true jackie finished her novel and um your cowboy has a daughter and it's
14:59hell this is the hate part but like let's just focus on the love part which is what exactly whatever
15:09you choose it's an ethics test your imprint or my dad lies or love
15:28me
15:30i choose me which means i choose him whatever his name may be love the me choice hate the rhyme
15:37is this gonna be a problem first thing you've said that i respected
15:44philip that seems philip goes by flip flip i flipped for flip oh god that's a good day right very
15:57how does one solve the problem of feeding the world only less little john knows
16:06now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction where is this
16:12jackass
16:13i can assure you you'll be here a hundred a thousand ears of corn
16:29i know i'm late i know i just i just need a minute
16:36i fell down oh really mount kilimanjaro yes practically yes hilton is going to sell the tech
16:44to the military bang the boom they said but after we solve we're hungry instead of tiny soldiers tiny
16:54missiles big surprise but i am so close for real i know i believe you now hilton owns the tech
17:03he's
17:03gonna do with it whatever he wants anyway but we can't be party to that so walk no run you
17:11run away
17:14i i don't think i can give them what they want you out the tech and government hands but not
17:22the restoration
17:23okay what about my nobel what if i'm what if i'm out of ideas um it's time
17:33less you have the fate of the planet in your hands me don't fuck it up
17:48i see you looking at me judging me like smug dicks but you will never judge me as harsh as
18:01i judge
18:01myself i've realized that i've been trying to live up to others expectations of me
18:08i don't know what i want from myself and i thought that was a problem but it's not
18:18it's just the process and i can figure that out here or somewhere else
18:31honestly i'm okay either way
18:48any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts yes quite science is not magic
19:19no there is no ta-da there is not it is work hard work evidently
19:30it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear you can spend years lost wandering
19:41among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which goes against all established scientific
19:47understanding that maybe one day you will finally see the forest well
19:55today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here
20:11here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half
20:22plus
20:25plus p hat squared over two m plus two over m omega squared uh x squared which
20:40which
20:41which
21:01It's upside down.
21:06It's inverted.
21:09Janet, invert m omega squared x squared over two.
21:18Bob's invert.
21:20Inverted, m omega squared x squared over two.
21:32Carl, implement.
21:35I'm going to go.
21:36I'm going to go.
21:50I'm going to go.
22:04Let's make history.
22:05I'm going to go.
22:08I'm going to go.
22:10I'm going to go.
22:14I'm going to go.
22:15I'm going to go.
22:39Okay.
22:40Gentle people.
22:41Three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation.
22:47Ta-da.
22:57Okay.
22:59Fuck.
23:00I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:36I did it.
23:38I did it!
23:41Yes!
23:42We made history!
23:44Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:46I did it!
24:07I did it!
24:09I did it!
24:10I did it!
24:11I did it!
24:15I did it!
24:16Oh, God!
24:17Oh, my God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les!
24:22Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give me some money!
24:26Les!
24:27Les!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28No!
24:28Give him some space!
24:29Give him some space!
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you!
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Les.
24:44Hoppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man. Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers. Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay. I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn? Are you sick?
25:38No, it's not the corn. Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And something is going to destroy me.
25:46Nils, is that the journalist?
25:48Yes. How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes, well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big, small, but very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:01Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:05No.
26:07It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:27Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:45It doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice but to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:18I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:10Lindy!
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21All right.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:29Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:32I remain a literal genius.
29:34Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:43Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:48What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:01Well, got to feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never going to stop.
30:25I got to eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:56Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:01Easy.
31:04Easy.
31:12Magoo, stop!
31:14Dad, Dad!
31:16Stop!
31:17Oh, shit.
31:17I don't know.
31:21So be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, um, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:36Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah, you know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03Um, that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:07I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:10Lindy...
32:10Mm?
32:11...helped you with science.
32:14Yeah, I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:32We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah, of course.
32:43You helped.
32:45Helped.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:58And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy is more important to you than us.
33:10I'm not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22Uh, from what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I, uh, order you anything else?
33:37I'm done.
33:51Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
33:53I'm in?
34:07Fuck.
34:11What's my stuff?
34:14Hey!
34:15I know you can see me.
34:17Open the fucking door.
34:20My ID's not working.
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him.
34:42I took him home.
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat.
34:45I hate that cat.
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:52Aren't you gonna let me in?
34:56Oh, fuck this!
35:05Think you can lock me out, motherfucker?
35:09It's my fucking mouth.
35:11It's mine.
35:26What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work.
35:33And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah.
35:42You didn't listen.
35:44I tried.
35:46I was passionate about it.
35:48I cursed.
35:49I warned you about these people.
35:53You did.
35:54You dummy.
35:56Now it's over.
35:59Hilton has everything.
36:04We have nothing.
36:07Well, I...
36:09I couldn't help it.
36:11It's my life's work.
36:12I had to do it.
36:14Les.
36:16The Nobel was never on the table.
36:20They were always going to steal your tack.
36:24Martin, without the Nobel,
36:28I'm not worthy.
36:32Was he of what?
36:39Her.
36:42Lindy.
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me,
36:56seen me.
37:00Lindy.
37:00Lindy.
37:03Can't get her out of my head.
37:06She's everywhere.
37:12Oh, God.
37:14Oh, fuck.
37:15Oh, fuck.
37:17Oh.
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up.
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula.
37:24Oh, fuck, fuck.
37:25I can't go home without it.
37:26I need a ride.
37:27No, you're going to have to take an Uber
37:28because I got Dana.
37:29No, you're going to fucking drive me home.
37:31Fucking now.
37:32This is life or death, Martin.
37:33For real this time.
37:34What?
37:34It's really, really real.
37:35Magoo could eat her.
37:37The cat?
37:38Yeah.
37:38I'll explain.
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later.
37:40You're going to drive me.
37:41Come on.
37:42What?
37:42What are you...
38:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
38:07Come on.
38:09Come on.
38:10Come on.
38:11Come on.
38:12Come on.
38:13Okay.
38:13Come on.
38:14The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15Okay?
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive.
38:17You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one, but I just...
38:19I'm trying to reconcile Les, the husband, and Les, the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to...
38:23There's this generosity and compassion towards science,
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife.
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why Les?
38:34Richie.
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:41Reggie!
38:41Reggie!
38:42Reggie!
38:44Mommy!
38:45Yes, because it's gone, daddy gone.
38:48Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:51Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:54Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:57Love is gone away.
39:04When I see you, eyes will turn blue.
39:10When I see you, thousand eyes turning blue.
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:18Love is gone, gone, daddy gone.
39:21Love is gone, daddy gone.
39:22It's gone, daddy gone.
39:24Love is gone, daddy gone.
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:29Zipped and smiles, oh yes.
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:35But where she is now, I can only guess.
39:38Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:40It's gone, daddy gone.
39:43It's gone, daddy gone.
39:46It's gone, daddy gone.
39:49Love is gone away.
39:52Gone away.
39:55Gone away.
39:58Gone away.
40:00Gone away.
40:01Gone away.
40:03Gone away.
40:14Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16You
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