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00:00:02You
00:00:03Healer goddess here my plea
00:00:06Please save my
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis
00:00:39I
00:00:40I
00:00:48Praise she's the healer goddess. No, please don't call me that. I'm just glad I could help
00:01:00Here you go miss. Thank you
00:01:04Why do you wait down by throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:08in need
00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:24run
00:01:27Oh
00:01:27It's okay little guy
00:01:30I'll fix you right up
00:01:36Right rewrites the wronged
00:01:44See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:01:49Come on Cleo, let's go
00:02:05Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely be
00:02:14lysander armstrong
00:02:15His military family basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot. Does he come with the money?
00:02:22Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power. It's all yours
00:02:32Are we still moving forward mr. C. Yes give the presidential contract to Marissa. Oh
00:02:37I have another call coming in
00:02:40Grandma I'm dying
00:02:43Save me Trixie
00:02:44Grandma
00:02:45Grandma
00:02:46Grandma
00:02:46When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old. I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma, and
00:02:53Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet. Oh
00:02:59But why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:05We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
00:03:09No
00:03:17Please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you. Oh kind stranger
00:03:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish and you can barely feed yourself the
00:03:27downfall of humanity
00:03:28It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:30What? Oh
00:03:32Jesus
00:03:33Giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that
00:03:37I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:03:40Okay, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:03:44Can you do that? I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:03:49Cleo stay right here for a second. Don't go too far Cleo
00:03:55Hold still
00:04:02My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go if you can cure my brother. He'll even marry you
00:04:07Come on come on
00:04:21Oh
00:04:21How is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him. I'm sorry
00:04:27I don't know what this is
00:04:28Are you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry general
00:04:32I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:04:56I
00:04:57Have no clue what this is
00:05:00It looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:04That's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor. I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:20He's not budging there's no movement truly. I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't
00:05:26know what this is
00:05:28Lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed if we
00:05:34can't save him
00:05:36There's only one person who can
00:05:38Who?
00:05:42The goddess of healing
00:05:45Wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right
00:05:50Rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
00:05:54That's her motto. It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her. She is
00:06:01eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:07save my son I
00:06:08I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:11I will find her James come
00:06:13Put out about you to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:18I'll get the five million dollars. There's no need
00:06:34I'll save your son
00:06:36Who the hell is she that she says she can cure Lysander? She's gonna save your brother. Don't be ridiculous
00:06:42How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother? Exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:06:52Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her. I bet it has fleas
00:06:57That flea infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:00Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:07Don't touch him
00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:15So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:07:20Oh, you're not gonna touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:07:26I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:07:28I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:07:33Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some?
00:07:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:07:43Ew! Disgusting!
00:07:45Go back to being a prostitute
00:07:47Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go
00:07:51If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:07:58Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:05You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:08Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:08:10But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:08:16Is that any way to ask for help?
00:08:19You'd be blessed to have me
00:08:20And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:08:23But since I'm not welcome here
00:08:26I'll leave
00:08:28Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:08:30Oh, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:08:33I can't lose him
00:08:36Well, if he's a hero to you
00:08:39Then that means he must be a good person
00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:08:45Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:08:49Who says I want to marry him?
00:08:51As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:08:59I mean, look at her
00:09:01Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:03You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters
00:09:10Continue wasting your time
00:09:11But I'm saving this patient
00:09:22Oh, okay
00:09:25What's happening?
00:09:26What are we doing?
00:09:37What the hell are you doing?
00:09:39I knew she was a perv!
00:09:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:09:47Are you insane?
00:09:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:09:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
00:09:57Endogenic cryomorphy
00:09:58Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:10:01Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:10:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:10:08And I've never heard of
00:10:10Endo...
00:10:11Cryo...
00:10:12What?
00:10:13What?
00:10:14This?
00:10:21Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:10:23What?
00:10:25So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:10:29THE rod of a sepulius?
00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:10:35I agree
00:10:36I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:10:38What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:10:42We are all certified
00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:10:47She's right about everything
00:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59Oh
00:11:00And of course none of you have heard of it
00:11:02Because I just discovered it
00:11:04This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:11:08The chances are a billion to one
00:11:09A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:11:12But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:11:16What a bunch of baloney
00:11:18I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:11:22Precisely
00:11:23You are just a scamming prostitute
00:11:25You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:11:29I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:11:33Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead
00:11:37And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:11:40Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:11:43Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:11:46Oh my god
00:11:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:11:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:11:53Which, by the way, that condition is called anencephaly
00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me
00:12:00And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:12:04Then let's have a bet
00:12:06If you can't heal him
00:12:08We'll break your hands
00:12:10And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:12:26There's too many lives at stake
00:12:30Don't worry, I got this
00:12:34It's a deal
00:12:35I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:12:38No one is dying on my watch
00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:13:05I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry me
00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:13:11I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:13:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:13:19Don't listen to her!
00:13:22She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:13:26Firstly, this is called greatness
00:13:29Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:13:32You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:13:36What? Did you just call me?
00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here
00:13:42And you're standing in my way
00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:13:48Now stop getting in my way
00:13:50Or I promise you, you will be bubbling up the mouth very soon
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:13:56Well put down the dog!
00:13:58With pleasure
00:14:13Left, leave the wrong breath
00:14:18You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:14:23She's been poisoned!
00:14:25It was her!
00:14:26Do you see any poison on me?
00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:14:31But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:14:39Of course!
00:14:40I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:14:43If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me
00:15:01Why is she spitting blood?
00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:15:04I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way
00:15:07Angel herbalist
00:15:08This is what I call...
00:15:10Malpractice
00:15:12This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:15:14But she deserves a little punishment
00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:15:18Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way
00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
00:15:23You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:15:27Then stop getting in my way
00:15:28Every second counts
00:15:31Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:15:35General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:15:40Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:15:44Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:15:47If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:15:53All right, but I warn you, no funny business
00:16:35If you keep following me, we find it at the beginning of our world
00:16:36To be a past or울 ornose the old world
00:16:38You might be a part of my own family
00:16:38In the future
00:16:39For you to be a part of your family
00:16:42You probably don't know what you do
00:16:42You think you do put your friends in a family
00:16:45In the future
00:16:52You guys can keep following me
00:16:53You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman, General Armstrong.
00:16:57Exactly!
00:16:57What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:16:59She could blackmail you for millions.
00:17:03That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:17:05And then the Armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the nation,
00:17:08held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:17:11Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:17:14We have to have faith.
00:17:15Where did you actually find this little life?
00:17:18Uh, on the streets.
00:17:21Are you shitting me?
00:17:23You found this bum on the streets?
00:17:25Are you nuts?
00:17:26You don't know her.
00:17:27You don't know her background.
00:17:28She could be a psychotic murder.
00:17:30That is it, General!
00:17:31You have to go in and stop this now!
00:17:32You're right.
00:17:33That's it.
00:17:33I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:17:35James, let's go.
00:17:36Yes, sir.
00:17:40Oh my...
00:17:46I told you I'll stay out.
00:17:53It's just a critical moment for you.
00:17:54We can't be interrupted.
00:17:56Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:18:01I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:18:06I'm gonna save him myself.
00:18:08No!
00:18:12You see that, General?
00:18:13This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:18:15This is a witchcraft.
00:18:18I know what this is!
00:18:20This is the dark witch.
00:18:21I've heard of her.
00:18:22She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men
00:18:26and then she eats them alive!
00:18:28I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:18:31James, get the SWAT team.
00:18:33Yes, sir.
00:18:36You regain consciousness.
00:18:48Help me.
00:18:48I just wanna...
00:18:53Something's wrong.
00:18:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:18:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:19:03That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:19:12Sir?
00:19:13The SWAT team is here.
00:19:14Captain Morales.
00:19:17My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:19:22I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:19:25Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:19:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:19:33Right.
00:19:34Rewrites the world.
00:19:38Human!
00:19:42Who the fuck are you?
00:19:43And why the hell are we naked?
00:19:46Good.
00:19:47You're awake.
00:19:48I'm saving you.
00:19:49Saving me?
00:19:50By bathing with me?
00:19:52Who are you?
00:19:53You're a fucking spy?
00:19:55Talk!
00:19:55I swear to god we'll have you arrested for this.
00:19:59You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:20:03I will never.
00:20:04Oh really?
00:20:17Look who's guilty now.
00:20:20Look, I don't know how the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.
00:20:24A man is attracted to a naked woman.
00:20:28And her breasts.
00:20:29It's science, okay?
00:20:30It just means that my body-
00:20:31Oh, shut up.
00:20:35You're distracted me with your friend.
00:20:37And I'm a professional.
00:20:38I hear Lysander's voice.
00:20:40Captain, do something now.
00:20:42Ready!
00:20:47We're almost there.
00:20:49Aim!
00:20:51Get him, boys.
00:20:52Get him!
00:20:54Fire!
00:20:56Fire!
00:21:11Those damas hills.
00:21:12How is this possible?
00:21:14It's not even a scratch.
00:21:16I told you this is dark magic.
00:21:18Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:21:20No.
00:21:20I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:21:23She's not the dark witch.
00:21:24Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:21:28This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:21:31How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:21:33That's right.
00:21:34The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:21:38If we can't save him, no one can.
00:21:40Except for the goddess healer.
00:21:42Think about it.
00:21:43We heard Lysander's voice.
00:21:44He's been in a coma for two years.
00:21:46Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:21:47You're right.
00:21:48This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:21:53Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:21:56No!
00:21:57Absolutely not!
00:21:58There's no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:22:01How could you know for sure?
00:22:02Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:22:05You're wrong, sir!
00:22:07This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:22:11It's called borderline revival.
00:22:13She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:22:16But only temporarily.
00:22:17It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:22:22That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:22:24I'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:22:26To kill that antler-rod-bearing witch!
00:22:29My son doesn't deserve this.
00:22:31He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!
00:22:35Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:22:37The witch doctor.
00:22:38Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:22:42My son's life is in your hands.
00:22:45You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:22:48I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:22:54from me.
00:22:56This is it.
00:22:57The finishing touch.
00:22:59I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:23:01So we can both survive.
00:23:20It's poison gas.
00:23:22Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:23:26Poison gas?
00:23:27My son is in there.
00:23:29You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:23:30No, don't worry General!
00:23:32Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:23:35Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:23:38Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:23:40And then he can marry one of us.
00:23:42They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:23:47I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:23:50It's now or never.
00:24:02What the hell are they doing in there?
00:24:04It's been over 10 minutes.
00:24:06Wait a second.
00:24:07You don't think that they're...
00:24:09You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:24:12Don't point your fingers at me!
00:24:14If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:24:17Oh my god.
00:24:17Yeah? She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:24:20I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:24:23Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:24:27This is taking way too long.
00:24:30Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:24:32The big guns.
00:24:33These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:24:37Bazooka.
00:24:37She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:24:40Crap. Oh my god. Get back, son.
00:24:43Ready.
00:24:45Aim!
00:24:45Oh, shit.
00:24:50Quit your whining and stand down.
00:25:03The parasite's been extracted. Shoot her dead now!
00:25:06Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:25:08I said stand down!
00:25:10Don't listen to her. She's a fraud.
00:25:12A termite to the field of medicine.
00:25:15I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:25:18If I'm a termite, then...
00:25:19You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:25:22Wait a second. Are you saying you cured my son?
00:25:25He'll wake in just a moment.
00:25:26You can see for yourself.
00:25:28Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:25:31That is it!
00:25:32No more stalling, General!
00:25:33If you won't punish her, I will.
00:25:38Don't hurt her.
00:25:44He's a cure!
00:25:50His pulse is regular.
00:25:51In fact, it's never been better.
00:25:56There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:26:06Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:26:08Lysander's warm again. He's not cold and pale like before.
00:26:11And his heart is strong.
00:26:12Come, feel it.
00:26:15I saved my son. Thank you.
00:26:17Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:26:20Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:26:24I've learned my lesson.
00:26:26I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:26:30Wait, wait! No, no!
00:26:32There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:26:37Angel, and I...
00:26:38It's the...
00:26:39The Goddess Healer!
00:26:44Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:26:46But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:26:52day after 20.
00:26:53It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:26:57Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother. Take care.
00:27:01No, wait!
00:27:03Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:27:06He's right.
00:27:07We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:27:11if you cured him.
00:27:12And you did just that.
00:27:13Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:27:17I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I...
00:27:22I'm already engaged.
00:27:25Already engaged?
00:27:26I am. I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:27:31And he's coming back today.
00:27:32But don't be disappointed.
00:27:34Really, I'm no one special.
00:27:36I just got lucky with your brother.
00:27:38Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:27:41But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.
00:27:46No, really.
00:27:48I don't need anything.
00:27:50I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:27:55Trixie, it's your fiancee. He's back. And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:28:01I must go.
00:28:08Hobo close. Halo glow. I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:28:13It was just dumb luck.
00:28:15She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:28:18She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:28:20Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:28:26I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:28:31Oh my god.
00:28:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:28:38No, no, no, no, Lysander! Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine!
00:28:44I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him.
00:28:48You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:28:51Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:28:54No, we're not brides.
00:28:56No, she's just better than us.
00:28:59Oh my god.
00:29:02We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:29:05She's no average Jane.
00:29:06No, she isn't.
00:29:07She said it was just dumb luck.
00:29:09But if she truly had these special skills,
00:29:12why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:29:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:29:16No normal person could have done that.
00:29:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:29:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:29:23I have to find her. I have to make her my life.
00:29:25She won my heart over, too.
00:29:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:29:30Alright, listen.
00:29:31I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:29:38I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:29:42filthy things out of my house now.
00:29:45Trixie paid for this house.
00:29:47She waited for you for three years.
00:29:50She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:29:52And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:29:54One with some serious fuck you money.
00:29:56So get lost.
00:29:58Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:30:06Grandma.
00:30:07Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:30:10I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:30:12I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:30:16In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:30:18So sign over the house, now.
00:30:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:30:28And I did.
00:30:29For three years while you were deployed.
00:30:32Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:30:34And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:30:37Do you have no shame?
00:30:38We were together for three years and, uh,
00:30:40it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:30:49That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:30:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:31:02Oh, yeah?
00:31:03Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:31:06She grew up even poorer than you.
00:31:09And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:31:16And you?
00:31:18You're still nothing.
00:31:20So you think she's an upgrade?
00:31:22Of course she's an upgrade.
00:31:24Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:31:27Oops.
00:31:28Yeah.
00:31:29That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:31:38You gave her the presidential contract?
00:31:40I certainly did.
00:31:41In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:31:52Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:31:54That breakups have hit her hard.
00:31:55You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:32:00My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:32:05How dare you insult her?
00:32:08It's okay, Grandma. Let's not stoop to that level.
00:32:12We're Edna.
00:32:13She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:32:16What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:32:17Show her, Bob.
00:32:23This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:32:26She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:32:28She was begging on the street for money.
00:32:31I can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you.
00:32:34Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:32:37You dig?
00:32:38The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:32:40A near one to speak, cheater.
00:32:44Is this true, Trixie?
00:32:48I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:32:50I want to see how regular, everyday people live.
00:32:53So that I can help them.
00:32:55Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:32:59What is that supposed to mean?
00:33:00It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade, is actually a downgrade.
00:33:08Enough bullshitting already!
00:33:09Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:33:23What?
00:33:24At your wedding I will.
00:33:25What?
00:33:27If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:33:31why should I do good by you?
00:33:33I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as my charity to you.
00:33:38Fucking bitch!
00:33:39You better keep your word.
00:33:40Oh, that's rich.
00:33:42After tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:33:45Do remember that.
00:33:47Mmm.
00:33:52Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:33:55They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:33:59Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:34:02I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:34:05Trillions?
00:34:07That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:34:11It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:34:16I saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:34:20That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:34:24It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:34:28But please, Trixie dear.
00:34:30I know it must have broken your heart, but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay
00:34:37the healing process.
00:34:39You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:34:41After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:34:45I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:34:49That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:34:53You've always had an angel's heart.
00:34:55I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:34:58Who actually deserves you.
00:35:00You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:35:04Oh, yeah.
00:35:09You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:35:11She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:35:13She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:35:17I hope when nobody steps on a snake, the snake bites back hard.
00:35:22So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:35:24You mean, we broadcast that video of you?
00:35:32Yes.
00:35:32Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:35:35She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal when the whole world sees her in her homeless mess.
00:35:39Against my presidential glow up.
00:35:41Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:35:49There he is.
00:35:52Welcome home, brother.
00:35:54Welcome home, General!
00:35:57Sir? The homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie?
00:36:00This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:36:02He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:36:04You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:36:06Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:36:10So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:36:13Fucking coward.
00:36:14According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:36:17Then we should join her.
00:36:19Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:36:24So she needs our support. Will you join me in protecting her?
00:36:26Yes, sir! We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:36:30And let's roll.
00:36:45Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:36:47Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:36:49Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:36:54my biomedical company to go public.
00:36:59Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:37:02Wickham.
00:37:03Still butch is taking my last name.
00:37:05Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:37:08You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:37:12I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:37:18The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:37:23It's an honor, and that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:37:29We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:37:32Let the wedding begin!
00:37:35Not so fast.
00:37:36The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:37:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:38:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:38:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles. Who is she?
00:38:07Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:38:10Just watch.
00:38:14Trixie, what are you doing here? This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:38:17I bet she's here to bum a meal off us. You know, being this poor.
00:38:22Me, bum a meal.
00:38:24Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:38:27And what evidence do you have of that?
00:38:29Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:38:31I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:38:34Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:38:37And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:38:40Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:38:44See, everyone?
00:38:45Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:38:51wedding to suck up to me.
00:38:53This is what poor sad girls do.
00:38:55They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:38:59Projecting much, Marissa?
00:39:00You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:39:05Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:39:11You? Giving me the contract?
00:39:14You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:39:17So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:39:23contract?
00:39:23We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:39:25And I saw potential in you.
00:39:27Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:39:29But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:39:32Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:39:35This is what us rich girls do.
00:39:38They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:39:40Damn right.
00:39:41You were too embarrassing for me.
00:39:44Sasa tramples you any day.
00:39:46I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:39:49Bravo.
00:39:50Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:39:51Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:39:53Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:39:55You should make her sup.
00:39:56Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:39:57She's the gold digging blood sucking leech.
00:40:00I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:40:06You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:40:10Okay, enough!
00:40:10You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:40:13Your moral posturing.
00:40:14But guess what?
00:40:16Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:40:19That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:40:22Because I've got the material goods.
00:40:24And you're just all empty talk.
00:40:26I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:40:28Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:40:31See this?
00:40:42Oh my god.
00:40:44Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:40:48The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:40:51No, absolutely not.
00:40:52I don't believe it.
00:40:54You all sound so scared already.
00:40:56Don't worry.
00:40:56This isn't that contract.
00:40:59It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:41:04See everyone?
00:41:05She's just trying to bluff us.
00:41:07But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:41:08Look at her following orders.
00:41:10I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:41:12Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:41:15That house is where all her life savings.
00:41:20You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:41:32You must understand me.
00:41:34I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:41:36I'm kind of giving it to charity.
00:41:38Oh!
00:41:44Bro!
00:41:45She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:41:46She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:41:50baddie.
00:41:51You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:41:54It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:41:56Uh, I know what this is.
00:41:58You've gone delusional.
00:41:59And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:42:03scoop you into money forever?
00:42:05Well, that's not happening.
00:42:06Security!
00:42:07Lock the doors.
00:42:08This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:42:13This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:42:18We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:42:20She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:42:22Butch Tanner.
00:42:23Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:42:26Let's go.
00:42:30You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:42:33I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:42:36Including your head of command, Butch.
00:42:38General Lysander Armstrong.
00:42:40You mean the legendary war hero?
00:42:42He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:42:46You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:42:50So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:42:55No one here is gonna believe you.
00:42:56If you really cured the incurable General, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:43:01And she's not.
00:43:02You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:43:05Show them, Butch.
00:43:11See for yourselves, everyone.
00:43:13Trixie's just a...
00:43:14...reloading beggar.
00:43:18She won't leave me and Marissa alone, cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:43:22I'm a major in the Marines.
00:43:24Zasa.
00:43:24She has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:43:29Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:43:33How despicable.
00:43:34She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:43:38Get out of here.
00:43:39No one wants to marry you.
00:43:40There's no free meals for the poor.
00:43:41Do you see this, Trixie?
00:43:44This is high society.
00:43:45So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:43:49Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:43:57I already have everything one can dream of.
00:44:00But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:44:02Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:44:04To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:44:07But no.
00:44:08You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:44:11Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:44:15And who knows?
00:44:16If you've already started offering sexual services.
00:44:20Well then.
00:44:21Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:44:23My brother will never take you back.
00:44:26No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:44:29But make me happy?
00:44:30And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:44:43How dare you hit my brother!
00:44:45I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:44:47It's awesome.
00:44:48I had to do something.
00:44:49Don't worry, my dear.
00:44:51After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:44:55Oh.
00:44:56Is that so?
00:44:58Security!
00:45:00Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here.
00:45:05Or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:45:09I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:45:12Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:45:16Dream on!
00:45:18You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:45:22You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:45:24Enough!
00:45:25You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:45:31On the count of three!
00:45:32I think I quite like it here.
00:45:34Two!
00:45:39Two!
00:45:43Mmm!
00:45:45This wine is so delicious.
00:45:47Run!
00:45:48Shoot!
00:45:50Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:45:59It's...
00:46:00It's a...
00:46:09Who the hell is this?
00:46:14I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:46:15Did they hurt you?
00:46:16No, I'm fine.
00:46:18But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:46:23You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:46:25I'm a man of my word.
00:46:27They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:46:29Really, it was nothing.
00:46:31I saved you because you're a good man,
00:46:33not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:46:40I see what this is.
00:46:41You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:46:43Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:46:45Don't try to pin this on her.
00:46:47She waited for you for three years.
00:46:48This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:46:52Virtue?
00:46:54Don't make me laugh.
00:46:55She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:46:57No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:47:01She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:47:07I see her in the Marines.
00:47:10I'm a major.
00:47:12Look, man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven now that she's all cleaned up.
00:47:17But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:47:26A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:47:30You're a coward.
00:47:39We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:47:43You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:47:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:47:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:47:51You understand?
00:47:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:47:54I'm a fucking major.
00:47:55You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:47:58I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:48:00Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:48:02I thought you were in the Marines.
00:48:03What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:48:08He was just a supply boy.
00:48:11War hero?
00:48:13Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:48:15Poor girl.
00:48:16Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:48:20A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:48:22And Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:48:28A bum girl and a pimp.
00:48:30What a pair.
00:48:32Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:48:35Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:48:39Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:48:47What is all this?
00:48:48Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:48:53But I know that we shared a moment.
00:48:57I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:49:00It's not in my nature.
00:49:03I'm like somebody else here.
00:49:05Listen, Trixie.
00:49:06I have never met a woman like you.
00:49:11So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:49:14I know that you're the one for me.
00:49:18This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:49:23Oscar worthy.
00:49:24Oscar worthy.
00:49:25No.
00:49:26First gift.
00:49:31Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:49:33So I'm giving you with your own new mansion.
00:49:37Worth $500 million.
00:49:38Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:49:42Second gift.
00:49:45This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:49:50Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:49:53It must be that easy.
00:49:54They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:49:56They've got nothing left.
00:49:58Why, Sander?
00:49:58I really don't care for any of us.
00:50:00Look, I know.
00:50:02I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:50:05Okay?
00:50:05Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
00:50:24Cleo!
00:50:25Hey!
00:50:26Oh my God.
00:50:28You found my dog.
00:50:33Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:50:34But with you, it's so much more.
00:50:36Trixie Amore.
00:50:40Will you marry me?
00:50:44You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:50:49Yes, I will marry you.
00:51:05Go, go, power couple.
00:51:07Woo!
00:51:08Ha ha.
00:51:08Okay, stop.
00:51:10The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:51:13Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:51:17No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:51:22Hey.
00:51:23I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means that
00:51:27she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:51:31Understand?
00:51:35You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:51:40This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:51:49As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:51:54Trixie.
00:51:55Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:51:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest
00:52:02rank of society.
00:52:03I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:52:06Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:52:08Come on, Lysander.
00:52:09What are we waiting for?
00:52:10Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:52:12What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:52:14Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:52:17She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:52:20Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:52:24She's utterly unmarriable.
00:52:28I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:52:31I'd handle them myself, but I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:52:37Go ahead, Lysander.
00:52:44Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:52:46Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:52:50Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:52:52Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:53:01Uh, hello?
00:53:02Yes.
00:53:05What?
00:53:10I'm going bankrupt!
00:53:17I'm going bankrupt!
00:53:18Hey, hey, hey.
00:53:19Are you sure that was the call, Sosu?
00:53:21That was a real call?
00:53:22People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:53:24My company's dead, evaporated, puffed, it's a thin air.
00:53:30That's impossible.
00:53:32Who are you?
00:53:34What is your deal?
00:53:35Secretary Cho.
00:53:36You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:53:38And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:53:42Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:53:45Then that means you're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:53:54Trixie's married.
00:53:55The famed war hero.
00:53:57The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:54:00Now you believe me?
00:54:02Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:54:05There's got to be some trick to this.
00:54:07You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:54:10It's awesome.
00:54:11It's awesome.
00:54:12Please.
00:54:12Please.
00:54:18I know why you're all over, Trixie.
00:54:20Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:54:24Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:54:29Please rub your hands for me or I'll have them removed from you.
00:54:36I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
00:54:41Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
00:54:46Sasa was just trying to save the company.
00:54:48I don't blame her at all.
00:54:50Your double standards are incredible.
00:54:51Okay, you don't want me.
00:54:53Fine.
00:54:54But there's plenty of other efficiency.
00:54:55I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
00:54:5818 years old.
00:54:59Fresh for the taking.
00:55:06I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie.
00:55:09Thank you, Devin.
00:55:11Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiance, but now you'd sell out other
00:55:19innocent girls just to get your company back?
00:55:21You're an insult to all good women out there.
00:55:23No, to all of humanity.
00:55:24So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
00:55:31Wait, everyone, stop.
00:55:35They're imposters.
00:55:39I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
00:55:44was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
00:55:46So we won't go bankrupt?
00:55:48The goddess healer?
00:55:49You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
00:55:55Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
00:55:58The goddess healer's motto is,
00:56:00The right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong, the left.
00:56:05That means she's rewarding me.
00:56:07The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
00:56:10In fact, she's on her way now.
00:56:13So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
00:56:19Who the fuck cares who he is?
00:56:20If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
00:56:25We can break his legs, break his arms.
00:56:27No one would even bat an eye.
00:56:28She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
00:56:32FBI!
00:56:33FBI!
00:56:35You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
00:56:39Gotcha.
00:56:44Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
00:56:46No, don't arrest her!
00:56:48Trixie's a good person.
00:56:50Please, officer, don't arrest her!
00:56:52Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
00:56:56The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
00:56:58We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
00:57:01Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
00:57:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
00:57:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
00:57:12Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
00:57:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
00:57:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
00:57:20She's an angel descended from heaven.
00:57:27You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:30My brother is not a criminal.
00:57:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:57:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
00:57:39And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
00:57:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
00:57:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
00:57:50I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
00:57:54I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
00:57:59If you want to arrest me, fine.
00:58:02But don't fuck with my fiance.
00:58:03You don't get to decide, punk.
00:58:05Let's go!
00:58:26Get him!
00:58:27If you can.
00:58:52Get him!
00:59:14Is that enough pain?
00:59:16Or do you want more?
00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Lysnander.
00:59:28Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
00:59:33Wow, your new fiancé?
00:59:35He's so manly.
00:59:37Much better than your last one.
00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better.
00:59:41It's Butch's loss.
00:59:43Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
00:59:45She's like a shining star in the sky
00:59:48and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
00:59:51Bitch, we name-calling now?
00:59:52I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
00:59:55Drown out the poor!
00:59:56Drown out the poor!
00:59:58Drown out the poor!
00:59:59Drown out the poor!
01:00:00Drown out the poor!
01:00:02Drown out the poor!
01:00:03See, Trixie?
01:00:04You've got no connections, no power.
01:00:06You can't compete against me
01:00:07even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:00:09We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:00:12So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:00:14because you know we won't hurt them.
01:00:16Let them eat cake!
01:00:26You can't shoot all of them.
01:00:28Grab what you can, fam.
01:00:29Attack!
01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:00:53What the fuck was that?
01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:00:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:01:04Damn it!
01:01:05Damn it!
01:01:06Damn it!
01:01:08You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:01:10That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:01:12Take Ms. Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:01:14We're cornered.
01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:01:17Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:01:22They will be punished.
01:01:26Now hold still for me.
01:01:29Right.
01:01:30Rewrites the wrong.
01:01:41Rewrites the wrong good.
01:01:50I'm all better now.
01:01:51Thank you, Ms. Trixie.
01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:01:56No, please.
01:01:57I am just an ordinary girl.
01:01:59Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:02:01Sure.
01:02:02You hear that?
01:02:03She's just some average, homeless girl on the streets.
01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:02:08While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:02:12Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:02:22God?
01:02:23Wrong.
01:02:24But you're close.
01:02:26Oh, bullshit.
01:02:27I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:02:31You want to cross the line so bad?
01:02:33Then let's see you try.
01:02:34Charge!
01:02:43The hell is this?
01:02:44This is the line between life and death.
01:02:48Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:02:56You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:02:57What if it's a trap?
01:02:58That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:03:00We ain't afraid of her.
01:03:01She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:03:04Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:03:07I will.
01:03:10Left leaves the wrong left.
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Nothing happens.
01:03:21You'll see soon enough.
01:03:22Oh, please.
01:03:23I really want to die.
01:03:25And you call this the line between life and death?
01:03:27I knew we were just making that shit up.
01:03:29Whoops.
01:03:30Just crossed it again.
01:03:31Whoops.
01:03:32And again.
01:03:33Nothing's happened to you.
01:03:44No!
01:03:44No!
01:03:47What did you do to my brother?
01:03:48I didn't do anything.
01:03:50Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:03:52I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:03:54if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:03:57Come on.
01:03:59Major.
01:04:00Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?
01:04:03See, this must be an illusion.
01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:04:10Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:04:18You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:04:21Oh, please.
01:04:22You hurt us first.
01:04:24At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:04:26But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:04:31Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:04:35You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:04:37You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:04:42And when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:04:47Don't touch my wife.
01:04:50And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:04:55You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:04:59it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:05:04Oh, really?
01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:05:08You've got nothing on me.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:05:20Goddess.
01:05:21Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:05:28Get the VP.
01:05:29We're leaving now.
01:05:33Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:05:36God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:05:39I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:05:44A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:05:47Miss Wickham is correct.
01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:05:53You hear that, everyone?
01:05:55There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:06:00She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:06:05No.
01:06:06My granddaughter would never do that.
01:06:08Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:06:11Only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:06:13Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:06:22First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:06:26and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:06:31Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:06:34I never realized how delusional they were.
01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:06:39While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:06:45but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:06:46It ain't working.
01:06:47You can't just fake the...
01:06:51Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:06:54It's like real magic.
01:06:55Trixie, you're an angel.
01:06:57But the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:07:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:07:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:07:07No.
01:07:08Trixie, look.
01:07:10I believe you.
01:07:11You saved me.
01:07:13Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:07:19We'll riot against you now.
01:07:21Tear her apart!
01:07:22Tear her apart!
01:07:24Tear her apart!
01:07:25Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:28The Vice President arrives!
01:07:43who dare cause ruckus in here
01:07:48your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:07:56been through this already once okay right secretary chow this actor trixie hired pulled
01:08:02this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president
01:08:07that i got the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:08:13you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:08:19the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of
01:08:24the most important allies to the president so he is the general oh but he's in trouble
01:08:30now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's
01:08:35leader so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president
01:08:40on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley
01:08:48this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:08:56hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero
01:09:04he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it
01:09:08wasn't for miss trixie he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire
01:09:13family not just your brother yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for
01:09:21my country i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life let's be honest
01:09:26about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a
01:09:34good
01:09:39man i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr
01:09:45vice president i
01:09:46have swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:09:51let's try it out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put
01:09:57innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions
01:10:03are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:10:12huh
01:10:21shit wait that's the president
01:10:33oh hey idiots
01:10:43Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:10:46That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:10:50What is this?
01:10:52Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:10:55This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:10:59You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:11:00I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:11:03With great power comes great responsibility.
01:11:05And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:11:09What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:11:13That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:11:30It's raining gold!
01:11:33What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:11:39She, she, she is?
01:11:41She's a criminal.
01:11:43Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:11:46I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:11:47Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:11:50What are you talking about?
01:11:52The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:12:03This contract?
01:12:05Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:12:23My contract, you bitch!
01:12:26And that's not all.
01:12:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:12:40There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:12:43Don't you realize?
01:12:44Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:12:48You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:12:50Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:12:52And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:12:54So prepare yourself.
01:12:56Because I'm about to smite you.
01:12:59What are you going to do?
01:13:00The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:13:06You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:13:09Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:13:12So what's your final decision?
01:13:16I'll...
01:13:16She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:13:23I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:13:28Why? Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:13:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:13:34You wish, you idiot!
01:13:37I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:13:42I don't understand.
01:13:44I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:13:49And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:13:54You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:13:58The one and only.
01:14:01And it's...
01:14:03Her.
01:14:05Oh!
01:14:06Oh!
01:14:08Oh!
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:12Oh!
01:14:13Oh!
01:14:18Oh!
01:14:19Welcome, goddess.
01:14:26Uh...
01:14:26We...
01:14:27Uh...
01:14:30You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:14:32How else did you think I saved you?
01:14:34Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:14:38I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:14:44I chose loved me for me.
01:14:46No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:14:51She took it away just like that. That was her golden ticket.
01:14:56You were once my fiancé and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:15:02No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:15:07It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold. She's an amazing person.
01:15:12And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:15:15She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:15:24I love you.
01:15:37All her gold, all her glory, all that could have been mine.
01:15:41This is all your fault.
01:15:43You seduce me!
01:15:45Stop off me!
01:15:46You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:15:49Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:15:53I want to be rich again!
01:15:55I'll be your slave.
01:15:56Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:15:58You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:16:02All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:16:06You two should be locked up.
01:16:07And she shall.
01:16:09For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:16:14It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:16:17It's your fault!
01:16:18I was only with you for your money.
01:16:20You were rich!
01:16:22I'll see myself now!
01:16:24Rest assured, goddess.
01:16:26We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:16:29My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:16:32I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:16:34That is why I saved you.
01:16:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:16:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:16:47Let's party!
01:16:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:16:50Right now?
01:16:51Yes!
01:16:52Oh!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:17:00I do.
01:17:01I do.
01:17:02You may kiss the bride.
01:17:26No way too.
01:17:31I do.
01:17:47I do.
01:17:48I do.
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