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00:00:02Lion, you truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:00:06I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:00:10I was chasing trophies and wins.
00:00:12I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:00:14Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy.
00:00:18But you're too poor!
00:00:19Tuition, 70k a year.
00:00:22If there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:00:25I buried the man I used to be.
00:00:27It's time to bring the lion back.
00:00:29This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:00:33Lion, unleash your victorious roar to the world.
00:00:36The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
00:00:38An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to golf with pros.
00:00:43I just want to be by your side.
00:00:46It's what you get for going against me!
00:00:47The roaring lion has returned!
00:00:51Look alive, boys.
00:00:53I'm still in play.
00:01:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:01:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:01:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:01:13Oh, shit!
00:01:15Let's take a stir-stress.
00:01:31Let's take a stir-stress.
00:01:37Let's take a stir-stress.
00:01:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:48Congratulations, my friend.
00:01:49Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:02:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:02Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:02:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:02:09Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:02:10I'm so sorry.
00:02:13I gotta go.
00:02:14Excuse me.
00:02:14I gotta go.
00:02:15Excuse me.
00:02:21I'm sorry.
00:02:22We saved your daughter.
00:02:24But your wife...
00:02:25There's nothing more we can do.
00:02:28Claire, my wife.
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:32No, come on.
00:02:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:02:47To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:03:02I'll see you after the game.
00:03:15I am so sorry, Claire.
00:03:17I wasn't there for you.
00:03:19I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:03:24I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:40Are you sure?
00:03:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:03:46Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:04Nice shot.
00:04:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:09We look just like the pros.
00:04:11Hey, buddy.
00:04:12Go fetch my ball.
00:04:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:23There you go.
00:04:25Now I'm paying you.
00:04:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:04:35That's enough.
00:04:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:04:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:53Come on, Mia.
00:04:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:59You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:05:10Let me handle it.
00:05:14See, even the help knows its place.
00:05:16You've got to trash.
00:05:17Do anything for a buck.
00:05:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:20I bet he will.
00:05:37Your form is sloppy.
00:05:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:46Throw them out.
00:05:50Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me.
00:05:52Hey!
00:05:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:00Yeah.
00:06:01Yeah.
00:06:01I could have done better.
00:06:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:06:07Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:15Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I don't play golf.
00:06:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:26I see real talent in you.
00:06:28Don't waste it.
00:06:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:47Hey, Bobby.
00:06:48Thought about what I said last time.
00:06:50You know, making a comeback.
00:06:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:06:54I already told you my answer.
00:06:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:08Gabriel, I already told you.
00:07:09I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:13You need to come to the school now.
00:07:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:32Hey!
00:07:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:41Oh, God.
00:07:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:46What a small world.
00:07:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:50He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:53That's enough.
00:07:53Settle down, girls.
00:07:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:08:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:05But...
00:08:06But you're too poor.
00:08:08Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:10Guess what?
00:08:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:08:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:18So just go ahead.
00:08:20Give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:23Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:08:27But...
00:08:28I...
00:08:29Don't need it.
00:08:31I don't wanna go, Daddy.
00:08:34I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:37But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:44And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:47And you let it happen.
00:08:49Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:50I can't stop that.
00:08:52Then you suspend her.
00:08:55I...
00:08:56I...
00:08:56Hey!
00:09:06Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:08There is 10k.
00:09:10Forget about art school.
00:09:13Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:18It's not my fault.
00:09:19You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:27Come on, Angel.
00:09:28Get your stuff.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:31See?
00:09:32I told you so.
00:09:34Wait.
00:09:34Mr. Smith.
00:09:35About that donation.
00:09:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:09:42I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:09:44I'm sorry.
00:09:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:52No.
00:09:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:55I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:57I'll be a good kid.
00:09:59I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:02No, sweetie.
00:10:03I'm sorry.
00:10:04And don't worry.
00:10:06Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:10:14I've buried the man I used to be.
00:10:17But now my daughter needs him.
00:10:19It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:36Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:10:40I'm back.
00:11:01Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:11:03Woo!
00:11:04I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:11:10Jake, you're our best shot.
00:11:12With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:11:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:11:17And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:11:20Jake is young and talented.
00:11:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:11:24It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:11:36Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:11:38What? Shut up.
00:11:40Two yards.
00:11:44What?
00:11:49What do you mean two yards?
00:11:51His grip's weak.
00:11:53Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:54Two yards to the right.
00:11:56Shut up, dude.
00:11:57You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:12:00Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:02I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:05Ignore him, okay?
00:12:06Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:08He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:11But you guys really don't see this?
00:12:13I guess that makes sense.
00:12:16This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:19Well, tell me.
00:12:21What do you see?
00:12:292.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:32And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:34If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:36Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:38He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:40What do you know?
00:12:41How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:52Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:53Take it or leave it.
00:12:54But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:56because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:24Ugh, nothing.
00:13:25What's up with you guys?
00:13:26I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:13:28Yeah, Mr. Know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:31This- oh my god.
00:13:35Come on, man.
00:13:37Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:13:39you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:13:40No, man, let go.
00:13:41You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:44You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:49I was right.
00:13:50He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:52Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:54Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:55It'll just take a moment.
00:13:57Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:59This guy's a rookie.
00:14:01Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:06No.
00:14:07No.
00:14:07I believe him.
00:14:09And he makes a good point.
00:14:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:15Seriously?
00:14:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:19He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:21A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:38Who's this asshole?
00:14:40Tyler Carter.
00:14:41Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:14:43You know.
00:14:43Most recent world champion.
00:14:45And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:51It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:14:57Ready?
00:15:02It's always here to start shit.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:04Got it.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:05Good job, baby.
00:15:07Oh my gosh.
00:15:10Look who it is.
00:15:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:15:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:15:18Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:15:21You're not welcome here.
00:15:22Leave.
00:15:25Oh.
00:15:26Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:15:28Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:15:30You watch your fucking mouth.
00:15:31How about that?
00:15:32Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:15:39God.
00:15:40It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:15:44Look.
00:15:45We both know you're not gonna win.
00:15:47It's just not possible.
00:15:48Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:15:50You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:55We can all go home happy.
00:15:58All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:59It's all yours, baby.
00:16:02Never.
00:16:05August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:16:07My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:12Option two.
00:16:13You put this on.
00:16:16You show me a good time tonight.
00:16:18I'll cut you a good deal.
00:16:20Fuck you, man.
00:16:21Fuck you!
00:16:22You and me, let's go at it.
00:16:24Sudden deathmatch.
00:16:25Lose our backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:16:30So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:16:33He's an idiot.
00:16:35Fine.
00:16:36But you better not be all bark.
00:16:38You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:16:49Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:16:50Fuck off, man.
00:16:52Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:54You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:55He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:56You're too emotional now.
00:16:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:59You won't win.
00:17:00Shut up.
00:17:01You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:17:03You don't tell me what to do.
00:17:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:17:20You see that?
00:17:22302 yards.
00:17:24Mid fairway.
00:17:25And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:17:29Show him, Jake.
00:17:32That stance.
00:17:33It's too low.
00:17:35That ball's going off course.
00:17:37What did you just say?
00:17:38I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:17:40Will you quit the yapping?
00:17:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:17:44I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:17:46Don't backseat it.
00:17:51Oh, my God.
00:17:51I'm the one swinging here.
00:17:52I'm the one swinging.
00:17:52I'm the one swinging.
00:17:52I'm the one swinging.
00:17:55I'm the one swinging.
00:17:57I'm the one swinging.
00:17:58Hopeless.
00:17:59What an idiot.
00:18:00Oh, my gosh.
00:18:032.13 in the rough?
00:18:05Oh, my God.
00:18:06My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:18:11Bring the loo.
00:18:13Woo!
00:18:13Woo!
00:18:15Woo!
00:18:16Woo!
00:18:16Woo!
00:18:16Woo!
00:18:25If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:18:28Time for a little help.
00:18:33Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:18:34You better not mess with Jake.
00:18:36This is serious.
00:18:37Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:55Holy shit.
00:18:58Let's go.
00:18:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:19:01Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:19:03A rock can't change the club angle.
00:19:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:19:07Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:19:09Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:19:11Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:19:24Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:19:26With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:19:28Come on, Jake.
00:19:29You gotta pull through.
00:19:35Thanks, doll.
00:19:41Ready or not.
00:19:44Here I come!
00:19:46Hey!
00:19:47Shit!
00:19:49Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:52He was standing right here.
00:19:54You knew that.
00:19:55You did that on purpose.
00:19:56It's against the rules.
00:19:58Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:20:00Doing this casual.
00:20:01There's no need for rules.
00:20:02I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:20:04There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:20:07Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:20:13A torn ligament?
00:20:15Must have been strained for a long time.
00:20:18Everything Bobby said came true.
00:20:20Who is he, really?
00:20:22Okay, you can't play like this.
00:20:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:20:25No.
00:20:26If I can keep going, I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:20:30Jake.
00:20:32August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:20:36I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:20:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:20:43If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:20:47What the fuck did you say?
00:20:48Watch this bitch.
00:20:55Is that the best you got?
00:20:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:21:09Jake's already three strokes in.
00:21:10He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:21:12But his wrist...
00:21:13Will you stop?
00:21:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:21:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:21:23You're still powering through?
00:21:25I don't want to help you with that.
00:21:30That's enough!
00:21:36I'll take it from here.
00:21:40Will you back off?
00:21:41This is a gentleman's sport.
00:21:43Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:21:45Jake, that's enough.
00:21:46Step down.
00:21:47If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:21:50Let Bobby take over.
00:21:53Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:56You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:21:59Why?
00:22:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:22:05You got some balls.
00:22:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:22:10You better not let it get into your head.
00:22:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:22:27This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:22:32And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:22:35Just look at yourself.
00:22:37Covered in filth.
00:22:38Carrying around a burden.
00:22:41You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:22:46Excuse me, sir.
00:22:48Don't mind him.
00:22:49He's an asshole.
00:22:51I'm Mia.
00:22:53I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:23:18Is that your wife?
00:23:19You should have brought her with you.
00:23:21I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:23:25A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:23:29The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:23:34That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:23:38front of her grave.
00:23:39I'm begging.
00:23:40The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:23:42Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:23:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:23:48And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:54Deal.
00:23:56You better keep your word.
00:24:11This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:24:13Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:24:14We're screwed.
00:24:15This groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:24:19You know, wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:24:23Humidity, 60%.
00:24:25Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:24:36Please clear the water.
00:24:37Forget about the hole.
00:24:39You won't even make it over the water.
00:24:41I win.
00:24:55What the fuck?
00:24:58What the fuck?
00:25:00Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:25:01There's no way.
00:25:02It's a trick shot.
00:25:03You can't control where it lands.
00:25:08What the fuck?
00:25:09What the fuck?
00:25:10What the fuck?
00:25:11I split the water.
00:25:12I skipped it in the hole.
00:25:13But how?
00:25:14It's a miracle.
00:25:15Am I dreaming?
00:25:17Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:25:19This is impossible.
00:25:21There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:25:24Impossible?
00:25:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:32Even Kane.
00:25:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:42Is he?
00:25:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:25:46Who are you?
00:25:50Who are you?
00:25:51Me?
00:25:52I'm a nobody.
00:25:53I'm a gardener.
00:25:54You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:56I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:59Yes, of course.
00:26:01You just saved August Golf Club.
00:26:03We, of course, will welcome you.
00:26:04Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:26:08Can't leave it with this guy.
00:26:09Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:26:11I mean, Mia, please, we should reconsider.
00:26:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:26:16I mean...
00:26:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:26:18If he was really that talented,
00:26:20why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:26:22All the things he could be doing.
00:26:23Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:26:26we'd be laughed out.
00:26:27Okay, silence.
00:26:28It's all of you.
00:26:30I believe in Bobby.
00:26:31And he's our only hope now.
00:26:34Hey, Bobby.
00:26:34I got cash.
00:26:36Hot babes.
00:26:38You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:26:40I got anything you could ever want.
00:26:43I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:26:46but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:26:50if you'll still have us.
00:26:51Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:54Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:56Come on.
00:26:57Don't be stupid.
00:26:58Just give me the word.
00:27:00It's all yours.
00:27:04Tuition,
00:27:0570k a year.
00:27:14I just mowed the lawn.
00:27:16I don't need much in life.
00:27:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:27:25My heart's racing.
00:27:28What's going on?
00:27:29You old bastard.
00:27:31You're going to regret this.
00:27:34Hey!
00:27:35Aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:36What are you talking about?
00:27:37Our bets.
00:27:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:27:40My brother?
00:27:41Kane Carter?
00:27:42He's the grand champ.
00:27:44Your little amateur ass.
00:27:46Are you sure you want this?
00:27:47It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:49A bet's a bet.
00:27:56You bastard.
00:27:58You're going to regret this.
00:27:59Men honor their words.
00:28:01Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:28:04What are you, little boy?
00:28:05You motherfucker.
00:28:07Mark my words.
00:28:09You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:28:11Come on, girls.
00:28:21You lost to a ground speaker?
00:28:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:28:27It was a fluke.
00:28:29If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:28:32Useless.
00:28:33The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:36You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:49I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:52But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:57Kebly's been retired for six years already.
00:29:00You still think about him?
00:29:06I don't know.
00:29:08Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:26Come on.
00:29:28Come on, where?
00:29:29We're leaving.
00:29:30Oh.
00:29:33You're drunk.
00:29:35I'm taking you home.
00:29:37Party pooper.
00:29:40Such a gentleman.
00:29:44I'm so thirsty.
00:29:46I'll get you some water.
00:29:55You're drunk.
00:30:03I'm sorry.
00:30:05You're drunk.
00:30:07I've been driving.
00:30:09I'm sorry.
00:30:11Did the work and it's all for me
00:30:14I've been dropping, no compromising
00:30:17I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:30:29Mia, you're drunk
00:30:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:34Mm-hmm
00:30:40Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:43Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:46Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:50Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:31:11I had a little bun last night
00:31:17I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:31:24Good afternoon
00:31:25My name is Joanna Wilson
00:31:28Vice President of the USGA
00:31:31On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:31:33I'd like to welcome you all
00:31:36To the US Open Press Conference
00:31:4250 players with the top all-time rankings
00:31:45Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:48But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:52With something special
00:31:55This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:58Can scan your swing ID
00:32:00And match to your rank
00:32:02Now, who's up first?
00:32:07Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:10I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:32:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:20Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:32:22Yeah, we're all pros here
00:32:23Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:32:25Be my guest
00:32:27Okay
00:32:28Literally, don't fuck this one
00:32:29Measure that will be
00:32:47Nice, man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:48Absolutely we are
00:32:49It's done
00:32:50Enough wasting my time
00:32:52By the way
00:32:54Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:55So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:33:04This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:33:06What are you doing here?
00:33:08You're an amateur, buddy
00:33:09You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:33:11Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:33:14Okay
00:33:16Okay
00:33:17Sit back
00:33:19You'll see my rank
00:33:21Hey, get this
00:33:22I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:50I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:56He's 15th
00:33:57Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast
00:34:00Pretty much
00:34:00Don't cry, though
00:34:01It's okay
00:34:02You may lose me
00:34:04But all of you are better than him
00:34:08You know, it's sad, Mia
00:34:10The best you got is dead last
00:34:12You know, Tyler, shut up
00:34:13August is not gonna be dead last
00:34:15Just mark my words
00:34:16Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:34:19He's ranked 15th
00:34:20He's a nobody
00:34:22Wow
00:34:23That's something coming from the Gardner
00:34:25Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:29Gardner?
00:34:30The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:34:33What the hell?
00:34:34Yeah, she sure did
00:34:35I think he should be disqualified
00:34:37All in favor, raise your hand
00:34:41Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:34:44Everyone deserves a shot
00:34:45The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:48August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:34:52Yeah, she did
00:34:53Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:56Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:35:13Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:35:19I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:35:23What do you think you're doing?
00:35:25Ice here, kid
00:35:26You're not gonna want to miss this
00:35:34This is my rating
00:35:53Six years ago, you retired
00:35:55Vanished without a trace
00:35:58Only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:04Talented golfers
00:36:05Right come and gone
00:36:07Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:10He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:13Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:36:16We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:36:19The all-time number one
00:36:24I guess he couldn't wait
00:36:26To celebrate your comeback
00:36:29I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:36:33Take these, let's go
00:36:35I'm a champ
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:42According to the Govers Association rules
00:36:44Only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:51No, that can't be right
00:36:53Well, there you have it, folks
00:36:55Cold hard facts
00:36:56I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:37:01And no bites
00:37:05Quickly, to the press conference
00:37:07And bring the trophies
00:37:08All of them
00:37:10I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:37:17Wait
00:37:18There's an explanation for this
00:37:20He's not a pro golfer
00:37:21So he's probably not even registered
00:37:23Yeah, that explains it
00:37:24How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:37:28Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:37:30And you lost to me
00:37:32What does that make you?
00:37:34You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:37:36You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:37:39We have the right to unlock it
00:37:41If you get on your knees right now
00:37:43I might let you go
00:37:45Don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:46Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:37:48I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:52Go, boys
00:37:54You're gonna regret that
00:37:55Get ready, folks
00:37:56This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:09What?
00:38:11He's not just in the top ten
00:38:13He's the best in the country?
00:38:15That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:38:18How?
00:38:20Could it be?
00:38:23No, that can't be right
00:38:26There's got to be a glitch in the system
00:38:27He's got a point
00:38:28Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:31No way
00:38:32Thank goodness
00:38:33You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:36You just had one lucky stroke
00:38:38You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:38:40This golf tournament's for pros
00:38:42Not no amateurs like you
00:38:43Boys, get them out of here
00:38:45That's not up to you
00:38:46That's up to the Golfers Association
00:38:49Miss Wilson
00:38:50As the vice president of the association
00:38:53There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:55Tyler
00:38:57Should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:59I knew you
00:38:59Making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:39:06You're on their side?
00:39:07Oh, don't act shocked
00:39:09It's called networking, sweetheart
00:39:11I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:39:15I think we should get them out of here
00:39:18An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:20Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:39:24On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:39:27I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:39:30You bastards
00:39:32I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:34Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:37The chairman?
00:39:38That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:41Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:45Empetism's a big word for you, man
00:39:47You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:50He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:52Boys, get them out of here
00:39:54I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:56Make sure they're gone
00:39:57I don't want them crawling back
00:39:59This is my turn!
00:40:04This is my turn!
00:40:11Hands off!
00:40:16That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lion
00:40:19No one's ever seen it
00:40:20Why did he bring it today?
00:40:22The Riders
00:40:23President's Cup
00:40:24Masters
00:40:25The Open
00:40:26The PGA Tour
00:40:27They're all Grand Slam trophies
00:40:29And there's multiple?
00:40:31Mr. Chairman
00:40:32What are you doing here?
00:40:34I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:35That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:40:41Not Golden Hills
00:40:42Mr. Chairman
00:40:44These two crashed the press conference
00:40:46I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:48The trash?
00:40:53How dare you?
00:40:55Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:58Are you serious right now?
00:41:00You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:05Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:09He is the top-ranked golfer
00:41:11Mr. Hale
00:41:13There's a bug in the system
00:41:15He's not even in the rankings
00:41:17He's a nobody
00:41:18A nobody!
00:41:19So all these trophies he won
00:41:22Mean nothing to you?
00:41:24All these trophies belong to him
00:41:27That's impossible
00:41:29He's done the impossible
00:41:30Time and time again
00:41:32All these trophies belong to him
00:41:34And to him alone
00:41:35He is
00:41:37The Legendary Golfer
00:41:44The Legendary Golfer
00:41:46Sir
00:41:49I need to talk to you
00:41:50In private
00:41:53What is he hiding from me?
00:41:57Look
00:41:59I'd appreciate it
00:42:00If you kept my identity a secret
00:42:02Eleanor's still young
00:42:03And I don't want the press hounding her
00:42:07I am so sorry, Claire
00:42:09I wasn't there for you
00:42:11I was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:13And I should have been by your side
00:42:16I promise
00:42:18I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:42:24I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:42:26I understand
00:42:29I can keep your secret
00:42:31Thanks
00:42:33Here we go
00:42:38After a thorough review
00:42:39We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:46Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:49All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:54And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:57And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:58Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:43:07What?
00:43:08I'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:10We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:43:13And you have no right to disqualify me
00:43:15I am the president of the Golf Association
00:43:17And the host of the U.S. Open
00:43:21And I do have that right
00:43:22You old bastard
00:43:23You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:43:27Over this nobody?
00:43:28Enough
00:43:30You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society
00:43:33For far too long
00:43:36You have no authority here
00:43:40Take them out of this better
00:43:41You can't do this
00:43:42You reckless bastard
00:43:44As for you
00:43:47The Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:43:53You're fired
00:43:54You can't fire me
00:43:56I am the vice president
00:43:58You can't fucking fire me
00:44:01You bad man
00:44:04I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:44:10Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:44:15Just watch out
00:44:16I wouldn't worry about that
00:44:17I chose to come back
00:44:19I'm ready for anything
00:44:22Come what may
00:44:36All right
00:44:37You can open your eyes
00:44:45So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:48I don't know
00:44:49But I do know
00:44:51That I'm going to love it
00:44:53Because it's a present from daddy
00:44:59Daddy
00:44:59Is this all for me?
00:45:02It's just like my drawing
00:45:03Yep
00:45:04It's all yours sweetie
00:45:09Oh
00:45:09I can't forget this
00:45:17Perfect
00:45:19My princess
00:45:20May I have the first dance?
00:45:23Yes
00:45:43Mirror, mirror on the wall
00:45:45Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:49Why it's you
00:45:50My pretty little princess Eleanor
00:45:52Wait, daddy
00:45:53I've got you a present
00:45:56This is my lucky bracelet
00:45:58I made it at school
00:46:00Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:46:04Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever
00:46:08I'll be cheering for you
00:46:09And I know mommy will too
00:46:11I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:46:13So I didn't tell her about the match
00:46:15But it looks like she knew all along
00:46:18Thank you sweetie
00:46:21I promise
00:46:22I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:46:30Welcome everybody
00:46:31To the final qualifying round
00:46:32For the U.S. Open
00:46:33Which is also known as
00:46:35Golf's longest day
00:46:37Today is going to be a 36-hole round
00:46:39Which means only the top 50 players
00:46:41Will advance to the final round
00:46:42So, good luck
00:46:44Yeah
00:46:45Let's do this
00:46:46Let's do this
00:47:25Let's do this
00:47:27Oh my god
00:47:30You won
00:47:34We won
00:47:35Dinner's on me tonight guys
00:47:36We've got to celebrate
00:47:37Let's party
00:47:38Drink it up
00:47:39You know
00:47:40Come on
00:47:40Oh wait, Jake
00:47:41We have dinner with dad tonight
00:47:42Remember
00:47:43No, disgusting
00:47:44He just wants you there
00:47:45He's trying to marry you off
00:47:47To that stupid piece of shit
00:47:48Henry
00:47:49I bet he's going to be there tonight too
00:47:51Yeah, I know
00:47:52And I've had enough
00:47:54It's time I end this
00:48:03Lion
00:48:03You've finally returned
00:48:10For the past six years
00:48:12I've torn through the competition
00:48:14But those old timers
00:48:16Still insist
00:48:17That it is because
00:48:17You paved the way
00:48:19No matter how many titles
00:48:20I win
00:48:21Your legacy
00:48:21Hangs over my head
00:48:23Hangs over every single trophy
00:48:25Like a thorn
00:48:26Digging deeper into my side
00:48:27But I'll perute myself
00:48:33When I'm implanted with this chip
00:48:35Everyone will be forced
00:48:36To know the truth
00:48:37That I am the greatest golfer
00:48:39In the world
00:48:42I agreed to help me
00:48:44Eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:45By pretending to be
00:48:46Her boyfriend tonight
00:48:58Hi, I'm Bobby
00:48:59It's a pleasure to meet you, sir
00:49:02God, Mid
00:49:02You just drag any bum
00:49:04Off the street
00:49:05You dare
00:49:06Show your face here
00:49:08Dad
00:49:08Can you be nice?
00:49:10This is the hero
00:49:11I told you about
00:49:12That saved our golf club
00:49:31Everyone
00:49:32This
00:49:33Is Henry Hale
00:49:35His father is the president
00:49:37Of the Golfers Association
00:49:39Golf
00:49:40Is in their blood
00:49:42Just the type of family
00:49:44That my daughter
00:49:44Should
00:49:46Marry into
00:49:50Henry, is it?
00:49:52Yep
00:49:53Mia's told me so much about you
00:49:55You're Gabriel's kid
00:49:56You act nothing like him
00:49:57What would you know
00:49:58About my father?
00:49:59Nothing
00:50:00He's just some broke bum
00:50:01That pulls weeds
00:50:02At our golf course
00:50:07Mia
00:50:07Are you serious?
00:50:09You brought the help home?
00:50:13So humiliating
00:50:14Yeah
00:50:15What is he doing here?
00:50:17To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:21Mia has good taste
00:50:23I'm sure she'll
00:50:24Know someone's right for her
00:50:25Watch it, yard boy
00:50:27His father runs a US Open
00:50:29With one phone call
00:50:30He can have you disqualified
00:50:32Everybody
00:50:33Let's not waste our time
00:50:35On this loser
00:50:35Our food's getting cold
00:50:37Let's go eat
00:50:42Here please
00:50:43Allow me
00:50:51Oh
00:50:52That reminds me
00:50:53Mr. Collins
00:50:54You have to try one of these
00:50:55I just had him flown in
00:50:57From Cuba today
00:50:58Really good Arbano's
00:50:59Oh now we're done
00:51:01Real cute
00:51:02There you go
00:51:07Excellent taste
00:51:09Young man
00:51:11Thank you
00:51:12Okay
00:51:13Can we not smoke
00:51:14At the table please?
00:51:16I got a few
00:51:16Yeah
00:51:18Real mature
00:51:21We should truly try this
00:51:23Meal
00:51:23Our chef
00:51:24Me special
00:51:35I'm sorry man
00:51:36I mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:37Okay that's enough
00:51:39Stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:43Don't worry about it
00:51:45I'm sure they'll see
00:51:46A new side of me
00:51:47Soon enough
00:51:47I brought a gift
00:51:49I brought a gift
00:52:02Ew
00:52:03What is this?
00:52:05Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:06I bet it's all junk
00:52:10Henry
00:52:11Show this schmuck
00:52:13What a real gift
00:52:14Looks like
00:52:14Yes
00:52:15Yes
00:52:15Thank you for the reminder
00:52:16My friend
00:52:20Well Mia
00:52:21I knew you grew up
00:52:22Idolizing Lion
00:52:23So I wanted to do
00:52:24Something special
00:52:26I got you this
00:52:28This is Lion's
00:52:29Old tour card
00:52:31It took me ages
00:52:32To get it out
00:52:32Of my father's collection
00:52:33That would go for millions
00:52:36At Sotheby's
00:52:37Henry this is
00:52:38Very sweet of you
00:52:40But
00:52:41It's far too valuable
00:52:43I can't
00:52:44Can't accept it
00:52:47This is incredibly rare
00:52:50What are you sparking about
00:52:51Over there huh?
00:52:52Worried about that
00:52:53Little trash bag
00:52:54That you brought
00:52:54In comparison?
00:52:56Admit it loser
00:52:57You are jealous
00:52:58Because you could never
00:52:59Afford a gift like that
00:53:06Why don't we make a bet
00:53:08Alright I'm listening
00:53:11If my gift
00:53:12Is more valuable than yours
00:53:15You have to lick this plate clean
00:53:19Cigar ash and all
00:53:27What a coincidence
00:53:31Looks like I want to give
00:53:32Mia
00:53:32Alliance tour card too
00:53:37But not just one
00:53:41Ten
00:53:43Whoa
00:53:44What?
00:53:47That's impossible
00:53:48You're just a washed up loser
00:53:49Like how is that possible?
00:53:53Well
00:53:53Looks like you lost
00:53:54Eat up
00:53:55Jeez
00:53:56Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:59I gotta make a phone call
00:54:07Wait
00:54:08Guys
00:54:09We almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:10I just talked to my father
00:54:12Apparently there's
00:54:13Hundreds of those things going around
00:54:15That are all fake
00:54:15The only way you can even tell
00:54:17Is if you put him against a fire
00:54:19And then the little lion's head
00:54:21Will pop up
00:54:22And let's be honest
00:54:23These
00:54:24Are certain
00:54:25And now
00:54:27Guess what
00:54:28My dad's on his way
00:54:30And we're gonna bust you
00:54:31As the con man that you are
00:54:32You pissed off the president
00:54:35You are so screwed
00:54:37How dare you bring
00:54:40Fakes
00:54:41Into my house
00:54:42So you all think
00:54:43These cards are fake
00:54:44Yeah
00:54:45Yeah
00:54:45Yeah
00:54:47Well I believe Bobby
00:54:48I don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:51Well
00:54:52Why talk about it?
00:54:53Let's put it to the test
00:54:54Wait
00:54:55No
00:54:55You can't destroy those
00:54:57That's part of lion's legacy
00:54:59That's a disrespected golf itself
00:55:05Wait
00:55:05No
00:55:06You can't destroy those
00:55:07That's part of lion's legacy
00:55:09It'd be an insulted golf itself
00:55:11Oh my god Mia
00:55:12Why are you believing this guy?
00:55:14I'm doing us all a favor
00:55:15By destroying these
00:55:16I'm calling him out
00:55:17For having a scam
00:55:24What's going on here?
00:55:26What if that card
00:55:27Actually is real?
00:55:29Fire test gold
00:55:32Adversity test men
00:55:33Ew
00:55:36You lying
00:55:37Con artist
00:55:38I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:39Get on your knees
00:55:41Admit these are fake
00:55:42Otherwise
00:55:42I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:55:44Into the depths of hell
00:55:48Dad
00:55:49This is who I was telling you about
00:55:50This is the con man
00:55:55Ow
00:55:55You idiot
00:55:57What do you think you're doing?
00:55:59Mr. Chairman
00:56:00He was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:02We had nothing to do with it
00:56:06Fakes
00:56:09No, no, no, no, no, no
00:56:11These are the real deal
00:56:12What?
00:56:15Fakes
00:56:18No, no, no, no, no, no
00:56:20These are the real deal
00:56:22What?
00:56:23Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:25Are you senile?
00:56:26Like, those can't be real
00:56:28Ow
00:56:29Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:30Wait a minute
00:56:31If those cards are real
00:56:33Then he
00:56:35He's lying
00:56:37I apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:40I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:43And he will be grounded
00:56:45Until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:47What?
00:56:48Let's go
00:56:48Your mother's in the car
00:56:49Ow
00:56:50God
00:56:50Ow
00:56:51It's a person
00:56:52Ow
00:56:53We almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:56:58We didn't mean to
00:56:59It was all Henry's fault
00:57:03Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:07Let's go for a walk
00:57:08That sounds nice
00:57:11It'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:13Away from this stench
00:57:23Sorry I had to deal with my family back there
00:57:26Don't worry about it
00:57:28I just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:35Is that your wife?
00:57:45Yes
00:57:46She passed in labor
00:57:49I'm sorry
00:57:51I know what it's like
00:57:53To lose someone you love
00:57:55Never gets easier
00:57:57I want you to know that
00:57:59I'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:02I just
00:58:03Want to be by your side
00:58:21Stay here, Mia
00:58:23Be careful
00:58:25Hey, bitch
00:58:26Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:28Hey, baby
00:58:30Oh, no
00:58:32Bobby, watch out
00:58:40Hey
00:58:44Let her go, Tyler
00:58:50Bobby
00:58:54I thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:58Those are cute
00:59:00Those are my daughters
00:59:04See that?
00:59:05It's what you get for going against me
00:59:07You son of a bitch
00:59:11It's time to go join your wife in hell
00:59:17Fuck, come on, boys
00:59:19You got lucky this time, motherfucker
00:59:21Next time I see you
00:59:22It's gonna be your last
00:59:26My hand
00:59:28I think it's broken
00:59:30Gotta get you to the hospital
00:59:33Let's go
00:59:41Wait, don't move
00:59:45Not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:48I have an itch
00:59:50Down there
00:59:51My hands are
00:59:52Okay, well let me itch it for you
00:59:58Is it right here?
01:00:05How's that feel?
01:00:06That's amazing
01:00:08Is that it?
01:00:09Oh, yeah
01:00:10That's so good
01:00:12That's amazing
01:00:14Please
01:00:15Oh, yes
01:00:19What's Daddy doing?
01:00:22Eleanor
01:00:22Daddy
01:00:24Hey
01:00:25Oh
01:00:26Oh
01:00:26I'm sorry
01:00:27It's okay
01:00:28Hey, Doc
01:00:29Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand
01:00:31Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:34He needs at least six weeks of proper rest
01:00:37Or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:39Six weeks
01:00:42What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:44You need rest
01:00:45And that's doctor's orders
01:00:49I missed you, Eleanor
01:00:51I missed you, too
01:00:52Wait, wait, wait
01:00:53What are you doing?
01:00:54You need to rest
01:00:55And you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:56I have to go to the U.S. Open
01:00:59I'll pop Oxy if I have to
01:01:01Okay, but we only have one a day
01:01:03And it only lasts four hours
01:01:04What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:01:06You can't hold the club correctly
01:01:09Four hours is plenty
01:01:11I'll win
01:01:12For you and me
01:01:14It's time the legendary line of golf gets his proper ending
01:01:20Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships
01:01:23The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:26The player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:29This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course
01:01:32The Auckland Golf Club
01:01:34The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards
01:01:40It is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:44Who will conquer the Devil's Course?
01:01:46And who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:51What? What?
01:01:53Wait, Bobby
01:01:54Bobby, our groundskeeper
01:01:56Is the legendary lion
01:01:57He's a grand slam champion
01:02:00He's never lost a tournament
01:02:01And now that the lion's back
01:02:03If we win, August will be saved
01:02:05Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:07But his right hand
01:02:09Is it really going to be okay?
01:02:28Your old news, loser
01:02:30Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:34Shut the fuck up, Tyler
01:02:37Feisty
01:02:38I like it
01:02:39You can keep screeching
01:02:40But when I win
01:02:41I'm going to find something to shove down your throat
01:02:43To shut you up
01:02:44That's so fucking gross
01:02:45Enough
01:02:45This is a waste of time
01:02:46While lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:50I have been conquering this very course
01:02:52Year after year
01:02:57You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:06You don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:12I will crush the very pedestal
01:03:14Your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:16I will show them once and for all
01:03:19Who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:43Incredible
01:03:44The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:50They're all playing way above their level
01:03:52It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path
01:03:59Man, oh man
01:04:01This AI, it's incredible
01:04:03It's our secret weapon
01:04:04This has-been
01:04:06He can't beat us
01:04:07He's done for
01:04:16Can he do it?
01:04:26This is your grandson here?
01:04:28He's better off as my caddy
01:04:30Don't push yourself
01:04:31You can't play like this
01:04:34Don't worry about it
01:04:36I'm not going to miss my next shot
01:04:42Alright, well you focus on swinging
01:04:43I'll take care of the rats
01:05:10Hey, are you okay?
01:05:13How's the leaderboard?
01:05:15There you go
01:05:16Good job today
01:05:18Let's find out
01:05:21Oh, thank God
01:05:23We made it to the finals
01:05:25I'm still way behind
01:05:26To win this game
01:05:28I have to catch up quickly
01:05:31Game's just begun
01:05:50Mia!
01:05:52Where are you?
01:05:54Hey, do you need something?
01:05:56I tried to grab my towel
01:05:57But my wrist still hurts
01:06:00Oh yeah, hold on
01:06:04Can you massage it, please?
01:06:07The ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:11Where does it hurt?
01:06:15Right here
01:06:30The finals are tomorrow
01:06:32I don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:34Tonight
01:06:36You're mine
01:06:57I brought you your luckiest charm
01:06:59For your big day
01:07:03Eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:07A good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:09Now you're going to win today
01:07:11Because you always say
01:07:12I'm the luckiest thing
01:07:13That ever happened to you
01:07:30Four hours
01:07:32I need to finish before noon
01:07:50What's going on?
01:07:51Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:53It's...
01:08:01Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:05What are they trying to do?
01:08:09That's the game plan
01:08:10The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in
01:08:13He's forced to play an impossible lie
01:08:20We're completely dug in
01:08:22What are you going to do?
01:08:26Just give it up, old man
01:08:27According to our calculations
01:08:29It is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:33The mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:35There's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:38They must be playing dirty
01:08:43You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:46So what if we did?
01:08:48All your experience is nothing compared to AI
01:08:58You want a hint?
01:09:01The AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:09:03And it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:05You lose
01:09:07AI's never wrong
01:09:09You're so screwed
01:09:12Dude, just accept it
01:09:15You're a washed up retiree
01:09:17You can't be cold, hard facts
01:09:19Don't you understand that?
01:09:20It's in the bag, for God's sakes
01:09:25Leave it to me
01:09:44How the hell?
01:09:46No
01:09:46That goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:50It's impossible
01:09:57See, he landed back in the bunker
01:10:00He still needs two strokes
01:10:02That fossil doesn't understand the AI
01:10:04It runs the world now
01:10:08Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:10:10Just to tie with Kane
01:10:11Shit, Mia
01:10:13We're done for
01:10:14Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:18The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:20It's your biggest mistake
01:10:22Making it into the hole from the bunker
01:10:23Nobody can do that
01:10:25Oh, God
01:10:27Wait
01:10:28On the green?
01:10:29Something's moving
01:10:33Wait
01:10:35That's my ball
01:10:39Did he just
01:10:41Ooh, so close
01:10:42But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:46It's okay, guys
01:10:49Even if August Golf Club goes down
01:10:51We'll stick together like family
01:10:52Our cutting-edge AI implant chips
01:10:56Have exactly what we need
01:10:58To get in your way
01:11:00When
01:11:02In your dreams
01:11:03Our AI's calculated your chances
01:11:05And guess what?
01:11:06It's a 100% chance you lose
01:11:16What's this?
01:11:18I can't believe my eyes
01:11:19The ball's still moving
01:11:22Look alive, boys
01:11:25I'm still in play
01:11:30It sucked
01:11:33A pathetic old man
01:11:35Challenging hard facts and data
01:11:37It's impossible
01:11:38Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:58I knew you could do it
01:12:03Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path
01:12:06How did you?
01:12:07Nah, you know what, man?
01:12:08It's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:10Right?
01:12:11I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:12:15It's not a bug
01:12:17He took the path that AI considered to be impossible
01:12:20And he did it in one stroke
01:12:22He's done what AI thought to be
01:12:24Beyond human ability
01:12:26A free lesson for you
01:12:27All the cold, hard data in the world
01:12:30Can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:34It's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:37So all your little microchips won't win
01:12:43Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:45Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:12:47You know what this means
01:12:49A sudden death rap
01:12:51Whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:55Let's go, boys
01:13:03What's wrong?
01:13:06The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:08Don't worry
01:13:09I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:13:26Let's go!
01:13:27Come on now
01:13:35You've held out long enough, old man
01:13:37It's time to end your legacy, Lion
01:13:46Damn it!
01:13:47The painkiller's worn off
01:13:57Nice!
01:13:58Let's go!
01:14:00Next is hole 10
01:14:01535 yards at par 4
01:14:03Kane Carter is up next
01:14:13Just give up
01:14:14The future belongs to young, innovative players like me
01:14:17Not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:18You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:33What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:34The flag's all the way over there
01:14:37Just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:39Disappear?
01:14:40There's not a cloud in sight
01:14:41You really are crazy
01:14:43My experience doesn't lie
01:14:56You're screwed up
01:14:58Even the great lion can't come back from this
01:15:01Chin up, old man
01:15:02You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:05For good
01:15:06Daddy!
01:15:07A lucky magic spell for you
01:15:09I know you can do it
01:15:11You got this
01:15:15Soon
01:15:17Soon?
01:15:18Soon what?
01:15:19Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:20I mean, I guess you probably should
01:15:22Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:15:25Anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:27A miracle?
01:15:29Miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:43The sun
01:15:44It actually disappeared
01:15:56Fawn
01:15:57At least it'll make things interesting
01:16:07Yes
01:16:09Nice shot, bud
01:16:10Bummer
01:16:11Nerdy
01:16:12Yes
01:16:13Kane slipped up
01:16:15Bobby just needs to get the ball on the green
01:16:17And put it in the hole
01:16:18Then you side with Kane
01:16:19Let's run another round
01:16:21Got this, daddy
01:16:22God
01:16:25At his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:27How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:29This is beyond lion's top records
01:16:31Even at his peak
01:16:32Plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:34You can keep dreaming, bud
01:16:37Now it's Bobby's turn
01:16:39He's looking rough
01:16:40We believe in you, Bobby
01:16:41You got this
01:16:48Wait
01:16:49Bobby's not aiming for the save
01:16:51He's aiming for the flap
01:16:52He's swinging for the whip
01:16:54I tell you what
01:16:55I'll sweeten it
01:16:57You pull off this miracle
01:16:59I'll tear down that Golden Hills sign
01:17:01And I'll hand it to August
01:17:06August doesn't want your club
01:17:08Your reputation is trash
01:17:12And you
01:17:15I'll go beyond
01:17:16I'll beat the old me
01:17:18After this shot
01:17:19August's name will echo across America
01:17:24Now watch this drive
01:17:58Fly, go, fall, fly
01:18:00Big daddy's dream come true
01:18:16Yeah!
01:18:18Yeah!
01:18:19Yeah!
01:18:20Yeah!
01:18:20Yeah!
01:18:21Yeah!
01:18:21Yeah!
01:18:21Fuck!
01:18:22How did he do this?
01:18:24Yeah!
01:18:29Yeah!
01:18:30Yeah!
01:18:30Yeah!
01:18:31Come home!
01:18:32Oh my God!
01:18:33Oh my God!
01:18:33Oh my God!
01:18:33Oh my God!
01:18:34No!
01:18:35No!
01:18:36I lost!
01:18:38Fuck!
01:18:38He crushed me!
01:18:39Fuck!
01:18:40How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:44Yeah!
01:18:45Ah!
01:18:46Oh!
01:18:46Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:50Fuck!
01:18:51Folks!
01:18:51Did you see this?
01:18:52Did you see this?
01:18:52He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:56He's back, folks!
01:18:57The Gooks!
01:18:58The Lion!
01:18:59Bobby Woods!
01:19:05The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:15I didn't do this for me.
01:19:20I did it for all of us.
01:19:22For August Golf Club.
01:19:23Woo!
01:19:26You cheated!
01:19:28This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:31You were taking pills.
01:19:33I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:35You were doping!
01:19:38No.
01:19:39The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:44You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:45I can prove it.
01:19:52The doping you saw?
01:19:55Painkillers.
01:19:56Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:00Legal.
01:20:01Approved by the association.
01:20:03And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:05It's all documented right here.
01:20:09You.
01:20:10You.
01:20:11You're on his team.
01:20:12You're in on it.
01:20:13Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated
01:20:21assault.
01:20:22I have evidence.
01:20:24How about you?
01:20:28I have evidence.
01:20:30Do you?
01:20:33This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:37You, man.
01:20:38I want to punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:40Lion.
01:20:41You finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:51A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:54But I did for my daughter.
01:20:56And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:03Stay.
01:21:04Hey, we need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:09Please, stay!
01:21:11Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
01:21:17Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now,
01:21:20and I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:24I'm staying with you. I'm not golfing.
01:21:29Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:33I've never seen you so cool and strong before. You're amazing.
01:21:39I'm a big girl now. Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:44Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:52Okay. Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:22:04Good to see you.
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