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00:00:02Lion, you truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:00:06I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:00:10I was chasing trophies and wins.
00:00:12I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:00:14Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy.
00:00:18But you're too poor!
00:00:19Tuition, 70k a year.
00:00:22If there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:00:25I buried the man I used to be.
00:00:27It's time to bring the lion back.
00:00:29This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:00:33Lion, unleash your victorious roar to the world.
00:00:36The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
00:00:38An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to golf with pros.
00:00:43I just want to be by your side.
00:00:46It's what you get for going against me!
00:00:47The roaring lion has returned!
00:00:51Look alive, boys.
00:00:53I'm still in play.
00:01:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:01:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:01:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:01:13Oh, shit!
00:01:15Let's take a stir-stance.
00:01:38Let's take a stir-stance.
00:01:44Lion, once again, defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:48Congratulations, my friend.
00:01:49Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:02:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:02Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:02:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:02:09Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:02:10I'm so sorry.
00:02:13I gotta go.
00:02:14Excuse me.
00:02:14I gotta go.
00:02:15Excuse me.
00:02:21I'm sorry.
00:02:22We saved your daughter.
00:02:24But your wife...
00:02:25There's nothing more we can do.
00:02:28Claire, my wife.
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:32No, come on.
00:02:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:02:47To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:03:02I'll see you after the game.
00:03:15I am so sorry, Claire.
00:03:17I wasn't there for you.
00:03:19I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:03:24I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:40Are you sure?
00:03:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:03:46Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:04Nice shot.
00:04:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:09We look just like the pros.
00:04:11Hey, buddy.
00:04:12Go fetch my ball.
00:04:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:23There you go.
00:04:25Now I'm paying you.
00:04:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:04:35That's enough.
00:04:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:04:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:53Come on, Mia.
00:04:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:59You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:05:10Let me handle it.
00:05:14See, even the help knows its place.
00:05:16You've got to trash.
00:05:17Do anything for a buck.
00:05:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:20I bet he will.
00:05:37Your form is sloppy.
00:05:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:46Throw them out.
00:05:50Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me.
00:05:52Hey!
00:05:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:00Yeah.
00:06:01Yeah.
00:06:01I could have done better.
00:06:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:06:07Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:15Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I don't play golf.
00:06:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:26I see real talent in you.
00:06:28Don't waste it.
00:06:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:47Hey, Bobby.
00:06:48Thought about what I said last time.
00:06:50You know, making a comeback.
00:06:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:06:54I already told you my answer.
00:06:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:08Gabriel, I already told you.
00:07:09I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:13You need to come to the school now.
00:07:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:32Hey!
00:07:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:41Oh, God.
00:07:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:46What a small world.
00:07:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:50He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:53That's enough.
00:07:53Settle down, girls.
00:07:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:08:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:05But...
00:08:06But you're too poor.
00:08:08Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:10Guess what?
00:08:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:08:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:18So just go ahead.
00:08:20Give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:23Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:08:27But...
00:08:28I...
00:08:29Don't need it.
00:08:31I don't wanna go, Daddy.
00:08:34I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:37But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:44And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:47And you let it happen.
00:08:49Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:50I can't stop that.
00:08:52Then you suspend her.
00:08:55I...
00:08:56I...
00:08:56Hey!
00:09:06Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:08There is 10k.
00:09:10Forget about art school.
00:09:13Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:18It's not my fault.
00:09:19You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:27Come on, Angel.
00:09:28Get your stuff.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:31See?
00:09:32I told you so.
00:09:34Wait.
00:09:34Mr. Smith.
00:09:35About that donation.
00:09:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:09:42I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:09:44I'm sorry.
00:09:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:52No.
00:09:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:55I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:57I'll be a good kid.
00:09:59I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:02No, sweetie.
00:10:03I'm sorry.
00:10:04And don't worry.
00:10:06Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:10:14I've buried the man I used to be.
00:10:17But now my daughter needs him.
00:10:19It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:36Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:10:40I'm back.
00:11:01Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:11:03Woo!
00:11:04I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:11:10Jake, you're our best shot.
00:11:12With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:11:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:11:17And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:11:20Jake is young and talented.
00:11:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:11:24It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:11:36Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:11:38What? Shut up.
00:11:40Two yards.
00:11:44What?
00:11:49What do you mean two yards?
00:11:51His grip's weak.
00:11:53Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:54Two yards to the right.
00:11:56Shut up, dude.
00:11:57You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:12:00Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:02I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:05Ignore him, okay?
00:12:06Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:08He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:11But you guys really don't see this?
00:12:13I guess that makes sense.
00:12:16This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:19Well, tell me.
00:12:21What do you see?
00:12:292.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:32And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:34If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:36Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:38He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:40What do you know?
00:12:41How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:52Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:53Take it or leave it.
00:12:54But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:56because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:24Ugh, nothing.
00:13:25What's up with you guys?
00:13:26I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:13:28Yeah, Mr. Know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:31This- oh my god.
00:13:35Come on, man.
00:13:37Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:13:39you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:13:40No, man, let go.
00:13:41You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:44You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:49I was right.
00:13:50He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:52Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:54Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:55It'll just take a moment.
00:13:57Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:59This guy's a rookie.
00:14:01Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:06No.
00:14:07No.
00:14:07I believe him.
00:14:09And he makes a good point.
00:14:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:15Seriously?
00:14:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:19He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:21A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:38Who's this asshole?
00:14:40Tyler Carter.
00:14:41Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:14:43You know.
00:14:43Most recent world champion.
00:14:45And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:51It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:14:57Ready?
00:15:02It's always here to start shit.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:04Got it.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:05Good job, baby.
00:15:07Oh my gosh.
00:15:10Look who it is.
00:15:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:15:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:15:18Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:15:21You're not welcome here.
00:15:22Leave.
00:15:25Oh.
00:15:26Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:15:28Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:15:30You watch your fucking mouth.
00:15:31How about that?
00:15:32Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:15:39God.
00:15:40It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:15:44Look.
00:15:45We both know you're not gonna win.
00:15:47It's just not possible.
00:15:48Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:15:50You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:55We can all go home happy.
00:15:58All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:59It's all yours, baby.
00:16:02Never.
00:16:05August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:16:07My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:12Option two.
00:16:13You put this on.
00:16:16You show me a good time tonight.
00:16:18I'll cut you a good deal.
00:16:20Fuck you, man.
00:16:21Fuck you!
00:16:22You and me, let's go at it.
00:16:24Sudden deathmatch.
00:16:25Lose our backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:16:30So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:16:33He's an idiot.
00:16:35Fine.
00:16:36But you better not be all bark.
00:16:38You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:16:49Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:16:50Fuck off, man.
00:16:52Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:54You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:55He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:56You're too emotional now.
00:16:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:59You won't win.
00:17:00Shut up.
00:17:01You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:17:03You don't tell me what to do.
00:17:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:17:20You see that?
00:17:22302 yards.
00:17:24Mid fairway.
00:17:25And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:17:29Show him, Jake.
00:17:32That stance.
00:17:33It's too low.
00:17:35That ball's going off course.
00:17:37What did you just say?
00:17:38I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:17:40Will you quit the yapping?
00:17:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:17:44I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:17:46Don't backseat it.
00:17:51Enough!
00:17:58Hopeless.
00:17:59What an idiot.
00:18:00Oh my gosh!
00:18:022-13 in the rough?
00:18:05Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude!
00:18:10Bring the lo to the road.
00:18:15We're playing fast and loose.
00:18:25If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:18:28Time for a little help.
00:18:33Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:18:34You better not mess with Jake.
00:18:36This is serious.
00:18:37Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:55Holy shit.
00:18:58Let's go.
00:18:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:19:01Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:19:03A rock can't change the club angle.
00:19:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:19:07Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:19:09Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:19:11Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:19:24Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:19:26With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:19:28Come on, Jake.
00:19:29You gotta pull through.
00:19:35Thanks, doll.
00:19:41Ready or not.
00:19:44Here I come!
00:19:46Hey!
00:19:47Shit!
00:19:49Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:52He was standing right here.
00:19:54You knew that.
00:19:55You did that on purpose.
00:19:56It's against the rules.
00:19:58Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:20:00Doing this casual.
00:20:01There's no need for rules.
00:20:02I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:20:04There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:20:07Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:20:13A torn ligament?
00:20:15Must have been strained for a long time.
00:20:18Everything Bobby said came true.
00:20:20Who is he, really?
00:20:22Okay, you can't play like this.
00:20:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:20:25No.
00:20:26If I can keep going, I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:20:30Jake.
00:20:32August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:20:36I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:20:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:20:43If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:20:47What the fuck did you say?
00:20:48Watch this bitch.
00:20:55Is that the best you got?
00:20:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:21:09Jake's already three strokes in.
00:21:10He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:21:12But his wrist...
00:21:13Will you stop?
00:21:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:21:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:21:23You're still powering through?
00:21:25I don't want to help you with that.
00:21:30That's enough!
00:21:36I'll take it from here.
00:21:40Will you back off?
00:21:41This is a gentleman's sport.
00:21:43Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:21:45Jake, that's enough.
00:21:46Step down.
00:21:47If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:21:50Let Bobby take over.
00:21:53Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:56You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:21:59Why?
00:22:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:22:05You got some balls.
00:22:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:22:10You better not let it get into your head.
00:22:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:22:27This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:22:32And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:22:35Just look at yourself.
00:22:37Covered in filth.
00:22:38Carrying around a burden.
00:22:41You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:22:46Excuse me, sir.
00:22:48Don't mind him.
00:22:49He's an asshole.
00:22:51I'm Mia.
00:22:53I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:23:18Is that your wife?
00:23:19You should have brought her with you.
00:23:21I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:23:25A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:23:29The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:23:34That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:23:38front of her grave.
00:23:39I'm begging.
00:23:40The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:23:42Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:23:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:23:48And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:54Deal.
00:23:56You better keep your word.
00:24:11This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:24:13Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:24:14We're screwed.
00:24:15This groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:24:19You know, wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:24:23Humidity, 60%.
00:24:25Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:24:36Please clear the water.
00:24:37Forget about the hole.
00:24:39You won't even make it over the water.
00:24:41I win.
00:24:55What the fuck?
00:24:58What the fuck?
00:25:00Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:25:01There's no way.
00:25:02It's a trick shot.
00:25:03You can't control where it lands.
00:25:08What the fuck?
00:25:09What the fuck?
00:25:10What the fuck?
00:25:11I split the water.
00:25:12I skipped it in the hole.
00:25:13But how?
00:25:14It's a miracle.
00:25:15Am I dreaming?
00:25:17Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:25:19This is impossible.
00:25:21There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:25:24Impossible?
00:25:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:32Even Kane.
00:25:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:42Is he?
00:25:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:25:46Who are you?
00:25:50Who are you?
00:25:51Me?
00:25:52I'm a nobody.
00:25:53I'm a gardener.
00:25:54You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:56I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:59Yes, of course.
00:26:01You just saved August Golf Club.
00:26:03We, of course, will welcome you.
00:26:04Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:26:08Can't leave it with this guy.
00:26:09Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:26:11I mean, Mia, please, we should reconsider.
00:26:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:26:16I mean...
00:26:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:26:18If he was really that talented,
00:26:20why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:26:22All the things he could be doing.
00:26:23Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:26:26we'd be laughed out.
00:26:27Okay, silence.
00:26:28It's all of you.
00:26:30I believe in Bobby.
00:26:31And he's our only hope now.
00:26:34Hey, Bobby.
00:26:34I got cash.
00:26:36Hot babes.
00:26:38You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:26:40I got anything you could ever want.
00:26:43I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:26:46but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:26:50if you'll still have us.
00:26:51Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:54Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:56Come on.
00:26:57Don't be stupid.
00:26:58Just give me the word.
00:27:00It's all yours.
00:27:04Tuition,
00:27:0570k a year.
00:27:14I just mowed the lawn.
00:27:16I don't need much in life.
00:27:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:27:25My heart's racing.
00:27:28What's going on?
00:27:29You old bastard.
00:27:31You're going to regret this.
00:27:34Hey!
00:27:35Aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:36What are you talking about?
00:27:37Our bets.
00:27:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:27:40My brother?
00:27:41Kane Carter?
00:27:42He's the grand champ.
00:27:44Your little amateur ass.
00:27:46Are you sure you want this?
00:27:47It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:49A bet's a bet.
00:27:56You bastard.
00:27:58You're going to regret this.
00:27:59Men honor their words.
00:28:01Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:28:04What are you, little boy?
00:28:05You motherfucker.
00:28:07Mark my words.
00:28:09You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:28:11Come on, girls.
00:28:21You lost to a ground speaker?
00:28:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:28:27It was a fluke.
00:28:29If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:28:32Useless.
00:28:33The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:36You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:49I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:52But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:57Kebly's been retired for six years already.
00:29:00You still think about him?
00:29:06I don't know.
00:29:08Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:26Come on.
00:29:28Come on, where?
00:29:29We're leaving.
00:29:30Oh.
00:29:33You're drunk.
00:29:35I'm taking you home.
00:29:37Party pooper.
00:29:40Such a gentleman.
00:29:44I'm so thirsty.
00:29:46I'll get you some water.
00:30:02I'll get you some water.
00:30:14I'm Anna.
00:30:17I'm sorry.
00:30:20Bye.
00:30:29Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:34Mm-hmm.
00:31:11I had a little bun last night.
00:31:17I had fun, too.
00:31:19A lot of fun.
00:31:24Good afternoon.
00:31:26My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:31:31On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:31:4250 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:48But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:55This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:32:04Now, who's up first?
00:32:07Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:10I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:20Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:22Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:24Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:32:25Be my guest.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:28Let's write down.
00:32:29Let's write down.
00:32:29Let's have one measure of that, baby.
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:47Nice, man.
00:32:47Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:48Absolutely, we are.
00:32:49It's done.
00:32:50Enough wasting my time.
00:32:52By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:32:58you are.
00:33:04This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:33:07What are you doing here?
00:33:08You're an amateur, buddy.
00:33:10You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:33:11Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:17Sit back.
00:33:19You'll see my rank.
00:33:20Hey, get this.
00:33:22I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:26I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:28I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:30I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:32I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:39I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:41I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:44I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:45I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:46I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:48I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:56he's 15th every member of golden hills a total beast pretty much don't cry though it's okay
00:34:02you may lose me but all of you are better than him you know it's sad mia the best you
00:34:11got is
00:34:11dead last you know that's how i shut up august is not gonna be dead last just mark my words
00:34:16yeah don't waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th he's a nobody wow that's something
00:34:24coming from the gardener do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u.s gardener
00:34:30the august
00:34:31golf club sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open the hell yeah she sure did i think he should
00:34:35be
00:34:36disqualified all in favor raise your hand golfers are forged from hard work and talent everyone
00:34:45deserves a shot the only insult here is your elitist attitude that's cute august golf course
00:34:50owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum and she did golf club on the verge of
00:34:55going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:35:13trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:35:19i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:35:23what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:35:34this is my rating
00:35:53six years ago you retired
00:35:55vanished without a trace only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:04talented golfers right come and gone
00:36:07kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:10he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:13mr hale you have to see this
00:36:16we got a ping on the golden scanner the all-time number one i guess he couldn't wait to celebrate
00:36:28your comeback i'm gonna return all your trophies to you take these let's go
00:36:39what
00:36:39what why is his ranking locked according to the golfers association rules only the top 10 golfers in the nation
00:36:47have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u.s
00:36:51no that can't be right well there you have it folks cold hard facts
00:36:56i guess the whole world's gonna know that the golden hills country club is all bark and no bikes
00:37:04quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies
00:37:08all of them i want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:37:17wait
00:37:18there's an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer
00:37:21so he's probably not even registered
00:37:23yeah that explains it
00:37:24how would a failing club like the autogest have a top 10 player with him
00:37:28well if i'm just an amateur
00:37:30and you lost to me
00:37:32what does that make you
00:37:34getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:37:36you know the golden hills created this ai system
00:37:39we have the right to unlock it
00:37:41if you get on your knees right now
00:37:42i might let you go
00:37:45don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:46well go ahead unlock it
00:37:48i'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:51go boys
00:37:54you're gonna regret that
00:37:55get ready folks
00:37:56this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:09what
00:38:11he's not just in the top 10
00:38:13he's the best in the country
00:38:14that means
00:38:15he's ranked higher than the grand slam winner kane
00:38:19how
00:38:20could it be
00:38:23no that that can't be right
00:38:25there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:38:27he's got a point
00:38:28can you imagine the grand slam winner lion raking leaves
00:38:31no way
00:38:32thank goodness
00:38:33you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:36you just had one lucky stroke
00:38:38you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:38:40this golf tournament's for pros
00:38:42not no amateurs like you
00:38:43boys get them out of here
00:38:45that's not up to you
00:38:46that's up to the golfers association
00:38:49miss wilson
00:38:50as the vice president of the association
00:38:53there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:55tyler
00:38:57should i throw out the riffraff
00:38:58i knew you making you my vp
00:39:01was the best decision i could make
00:39:06you're on their side
00:39:07oh don't act shocked
00:39:09it's called networking sweetheart
00:39:11i know your little backwater club
00:39:12don't even know what that is
00:39:15i think we should get them out of here
00:39:17an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:20doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler
00:39:24on behalf of the golfers association
00:39:27i'm revoking your entry into the u.s open
00:39:30you bastards
00:39:31i'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:34gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:37the chairman
00:39:38that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:41don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:45nepotism's a big word for you man
00:39:46you think gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club
00:39:50he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:39:52boys get them out of here
00:39:54i'm sick of seeing their faces make sure they're gone i don't want them crawling back
00:39:58this is my turn
00:40:04this is my turn
00:40:11hands off
00:40:16that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:40:19no one's ever seen it
00:40:20why did he bring it today
00:40:22the riders president's cup
00:40:24masters
00:40:25the open
00:40:26the pga tour
00:40:27they're they're all grand slam trophies
00:40:29and there's multiple
00:40:30mr chairman
00:40:32what are you doing here
00:40:34i'm here to remind everyone
00:40:35that the open is run by the golfers association
00:40:41not golden hills
00:40:42mr chairman
00:40:44these two crashed the press conference
00:40:46i'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:48the trash
00:40:53how dare you
00:40:55do you have no idea who he is
00:40:58are you serious right now
00:41:00you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:03who gave you permission to speak
00:41:09he is the top ranked golfer
00:41:11mr hale
00:41:13there's a bug in the system
00:41:15he's not even in the rankings
00:41:17he's a nobody
00:41:18a nobody
00:41:19so all these trophies he won mean nothing to you
00:41:23all these trophies belong to him
00:41:27that's impossible
00:41:29he's done the impossible
00:41:30time and time again
00:41:32all these trophies belong to him
00:41:34and to him alone
00:41:35he is
00:41:37the legendary golfer
00:41:44the legendary golfer
00:41:46sir
00:41:48i need to talk to you
00:41:50in private
00:41:53what is he hiding from me
00:41:57look
00:41:59i'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:42:02eleanor's still young
00:42:03and i don't want the press hounding her
00:42:07i am so sorry claire i wasn't there for you
00:42:11i was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:13and i should have been by your side
00:42:16i promise
00:42:18i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:42:24i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:42:28i understand
00:42:29i can keep your secret
00:42:31thanks
00:42:33here we go
00:42:38after a thorough review
00:42:40we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:46since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:49all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:54and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:43:08what i'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:10we don't need some ai system to prove that
00:43:13and you have no right to disqualify me
00:43:15i am the president of the golf association and the host of the u.s open
00:43:21i do have that right
00:43:22you old bastard
00:43:23you're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills golf club over this nobody
00:43:28enough
00:43:30you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:43:35you have no authority here
00:43:40take them out of this better
00:43:41you can't do this
00:43:42you reckless bastard
00:43:44as for you
00:43:47the golf association has no room for a golden hill simpering lapdog
00:43:53you're fired
00:43:54you can fire me
00:43:56i am the vice president
00:43:58you can't fucking fire me you bastard
00:44:04i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neural chip implant
00:44:10now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:44:15just watch out
00:44:16i wouldn't worry about that
00:44:17i chose to come back
00:44:19i'm ready for anything
00:44:22come what may
00:44:36all right
00:44:36you can open your eyes
00:44:45so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:44:48i don't know
00:44:49but i do know that i'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:44:59daddy
00:44:59is this all for me
00:45:01it's just like my job
00:45:03yep
00:45:04it's all yours sweetie
00:45:08oh
00:45:09i can't forget this
00:45:17perfect
00:45:19my princess
00:45:20may i have the first dance
00:45:22yes
00:45:43mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:45who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:45:49why it's you my pretty little princess eleanor
00:45:52wait daddy i've got you a present
00:45:56this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:58i made it at school
00:46:00miss maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:46:03daddy you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:46:08i'll be cheering for you
00:46:09and i know mommy will too
00:46:11i never wanted eleanor to worry about me so i didn't tell her about the match
00:46:15but it looks like she knew all along
00:46:18thank you sweetie
00:46:21i promise i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:46:30welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the u.s. open which is also known as
00:46:35golf's longest day
00:46:37today is going to be a 36 hole round
00:46:39which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:46:42so
00:46:43good luck
00:46:44yeah
00:46:45let's do this
00:47:06whoa
00:47:07oh dear whoa
00:47:08jim that was incredible
00:47:31you won
00:47:33we won
00:47:35dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate
00:47:37let's party drink it up you know come on
00:47:40oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember
00:47:42oh no disgusting he just wants you there
00:47:45he tried to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit henry
00:47:49i bet he's gonna be there tonight too
00:47:51yeah i know and i've had enough
00:47:54it's time i end this
00:48:03lion you finally returned
00:48:11for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:48:17that it is because you paved the way
00:48:19no matter how many titles i win
00:48:21your legacy hangs over my head
00:48:23hangs over every single trophy
00:48:25like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:48:28but i'll perute myself
00:48:33when i'm implanted with this chip
00:48:35everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:48:37that i am the greatest golfer
00:48:39in the world
00:48:42i agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brat
00:48:45by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:58hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:49:02god mid you just drag any bum off the street
00:49:04you dare show your face here
00:49:08dad you be nice
00:49:09this is the hero i told you about
00:49:12that saved our golf club
00:49:31everyone
00:49:32this
00:49:34is henry hale
00:49:35his father is the president of the golfers association
00:49:39golf
00:49:40is in their blood
00:49:42just the type of family that my daughter
00:49:44should
00:49:45marry into
00:49:50henry is it
00:49:52yep
00:49:53mia's told me so much about you
00:49:55you're gabriel's kid
00:49:56you act nothing like him
00:49:57what would you know about my father
00:49:59nothing
00:50:00he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:50:07mia
00:50:07are you serious
00:50:09you brought the help home
00:50:13so humiliating
00:50:14yeah
00:50:15what is he doing here
00:50:17to shine henry's shoes
00:50:21oh mia has good taste
00:50:23i'm sure she'll
00:50:24know if someone's right for her
00:50:25watch it yard boy
00:50:27his father runs a u.s open
00:50:29with one phone call
00:50:30he can have you disqualified
00:50:32everybody
00:50:33let's not waste our time on this loser
00:50:35our food's getting cold
00:50:37let's go eat
00:50:42here please
00:50:43allow me
00:50:51oh
00:50:52that reminds me mr collins
00:50:54you have to try one of these
00:50:55i just had him flown in from cuba today
00:50:58really good arbanos
00:50:59oh now we're talking real cuba huh
00:51:03mhm
00:51:06there you go
00:51:07excellent taste young man
00:51:11thank you
00:51:12okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:51:15i got a few
00:51:17yeah real mature
00:51:21we should truly try this meal
00:51:23our chef being special
00:51:35i'm sorry man
00:51:36i mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:37okay that's enough
00:51:39stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:43don't worry about it
00:51:44i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:51:48i brought a gift
00:52:02ew
00:52:03what is this
00:52:04sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:06i bet it's all junk
00:52:10henry
00:52:11show this schmuck
00:52:13what a real gift
00:52:14looks like
00:52:14yes yes
00:52:15thank you for the reminder
00:52:16mhm
00:52:20well mia
00:52:21i knew you grew up idolizing lion
00:52:23so i wanted to do something special
00:52:26i got you this
00:52:28this is lion's old tour card
00:52:30it took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:52:33that
00:52:34would go for millions at sotheby's
00:52:37henry this is
00:52:38very sweet of you
00:52:40but
00:52:41it's far too valuable
00:52:43i can't
00:52:44can't accept it
00:52:47this is incredibly rare
00:52:50what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:52worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:55admit it loser
00:52:57you are jealous
00:52:58because you could never afford a gift like that
00:53:06why don't we make a bet
00:53:08alright i'm listening
00:53:11if my gift
00:53:12is more valuable than yours
00:53:15you have to lick this plate clean
00:53:19cigar ash and all
00:53:28what a coincidence
00:53:31looks like i want to give mia a lion's tour card too
00:53:37but not just one
00:53:41ten
00:53:43whoa
00:53:44what
00:53:47that's impossible
00:53:48you're just a washed up loser
00:53:49like how is that possible
00:53:53well looks like you lost
00:53:54eat up
00:53:56jeez
00:53:56have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:59i gotta make a phone call
00:54:07wait
00:54:08guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:10i just talked to my father
00:54:12apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:54:16the only way you can even tell
00:54:17is if you put them against a fire
00:54:19and then the little lion's head would pop up
00:54:21and let's be honest
00:54:23these
00:54:24are certain
00:54:25and now
00:54:27guess what
00:54:28my dad's on his way
00:54:30and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:54:32you pissed off the president
00:54:35you are so screwed
00:54:38how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:54:42so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:44yeah
00:54:47well i believe bobby
00:54:49i don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:51well
00:54:52why talk about it
00:54:53let's put it to the test
00:54:54wait no
00:54:55you can't destroy those
00:54:57that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:59that's a disrespected golf itself
00:55:05wait no
00:55:06you can't destroy those
00:55:07that's part of lion's legacy
00:55:09it'd be an insulted golf itself
00:55:11oh my god
00:55:12mia why are you believing this guy
00:55:13i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:55:16i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:55:23what's going on here
00:55:25what if that card actually is real
00:55:28fire test gold
00:55:31adversity test men
00:55:33ew
00:55:36you lying con artist
00:55:38i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:39get on your knees
00:55:41admit these are fake
00:55:42otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:48dad
00:55:49this is who i was telling you about
00:55:50this is the con man
00:55:55ow
00:55:55you idiot
00:55:57what do you think you're doing
00:55:59mr chairman
00:56:00he was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:02we had nothing to do with it
00:56:06fakes
00:56:09no no no no no
00:56:11these are the real deal
00:56:12what
00:56:22dad what are you talking about
00:56:25are you senile
00:56:26like those can't be real
00:56:28ow
00:56:29did i raise an idiot
00:56:30wait a minute
00:56:31if those cards are real
00:56:33then he
00:56:34he
00:56:34he's lying
00:56:37i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:40i'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:43and he will be grounded
00:56:45until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:47let's go your mother's in the car
00:56:49ow
00:56:50oh
00:56:51it's a person
00:56:52ow
00:56:52we almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:56:58we didn't mean to
00:56:59it was all henry's fault
00:57:04well
00:57:04it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:07let's go for a walk
00:57:08that sounds nice
00:57:11it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:13away from this stench
00:57:23sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:57:26don't worry about it
00:57:28i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:35is that your wife
00:57:44yes
00:57:46she passed in labor
00:57:49i'm sorry
00:57:51i know what it's like
00:57:53to lose someone you love
00:57:55never gets easier
00:57:58i want you to know that
00:57:59i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:02i just
00:58:04want to be by her side
00:58:21stay here man
00:58:23be careful
00:58:24hey bitch
00:58:26who's gonna save you now huh
00:58:28hey baby
00:58:30oh no
00:58:32bobby watch out
00:58:40hey
00:58:44let her go
00:58:45let her go tyler
00:58:51bobby
00:58:54i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:58those are cute
00:59:00those are my daughters
00:59:04see that
00:59:05that's what you get for going against me you son of a bitch
00:59:11it's time to go join your wife in hell
00:59:17fuck
00:59:18come on boys
00:59:19you got lucky this time motherfucker
00:59:21next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:59:24okay
00:59:26my hand
00:59:28oh i think it's broken
00:59:30gotta get you to the hospital
00:59:33let's go
00:59:41wait don't move
00:59:44not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:48i have an itch
00:59:50down there
00:59:51my hands are
00:59:52okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:58is it right here
01:00:05how's that feel
01:00:06that's amazing
01:00:07is that it
01:00:09oh yeah
01:00:10that's so good
01:00:13that's amazing
01:00:15please
01:00:17oh
01:00:18yes
01:00:19what's daddy doing
01:00:22eleanor
01:00:22daddy
01:00:25hey
01:00:25oh
01:00:26oh
01:00:26i'm sorry
01:00:27hey doc
01:00:29um
01:00:30what's wrong with bobby's hand
01:00:31well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:34he needs
01:00:35at least six weeks of proper rest
01:00:37or there will be
01:00:38permanent consequences
01:00:39six weeks
01:00:41what about the u.s open
01:00:43you need rest
01:00:45and that's doctor's orders
01:00:49i missed you eleanor
01:00:51i missed you too
01:00:52wait wait wait
01:00:53what are you doing
01:00:54you need to rest
01:00:55and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:56i have to go to the u.s open
01:00:59i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:01:01okay but we only have one a day
01:01:03and it only lasts four hours
01:01:04what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:01:06you can't hold the club correctly
01:01:09four hours is plenty
01:01:11i'll win
01:01:12for you and me
01:01:14it's time the legendary line of golf gets his proper ending
01:01:20welcome to the u.s open championships
01:01:23the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:26the player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:29this year we'll be at the infamous devil's course
01:01:32the auckland golf club
01:01:34the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers
01:01:38tall roughs and no water hazards
01:01:40it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:44who will conquer the devil's course
01:01:46and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:52what what
01:01:53wait bobby bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:56this legendary lion
01:01:57he's a grand slam champion
01:02:00he's never lost a tournament
01:02:01and now that the lion's back
01:02:03if we win august will be saved
01:02:05bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:07but his right hand
01:02:09is it really going to be okay
01:02:28your old news loser
01:02:30still living out your old grand slam glory days
01:02:33as your calling card
01:02:34shut the fuck up tyler
01:02:37feisty
01:02:38i like it
01:02:39you can keep screeching
01:02:40but when i win
01:02:41i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat
01:02:43to shut you up
01:02:44that's so fucking gross
01:02:45enough
01:02:45this is a waste of time
01:02:46while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:50i have been conquering this very course
01:02:52year after year
01:02:57you think you can keep up with me
01:03:05you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:12i will crush the very pedestal
01:03:14your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:16i will show them once and for all
01:03:19who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:43incredible the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:50they're all playing way above their level
01:03:52it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:59man oh man
01:04:01this ai it's incredible
01:04:03it's our secret weapon
01:04:04this has-been
01:04:06he can't beat us
01:04:07he's done for
01:04:16can he do it
01:04:26this is your grandson here
01:04:27he's better off as my caddy
01:04:30don't push yourself
01:04:31you can't play like this
01:04:34don't worry about it
01:04:36i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:42all right well you focus on swinging
01:04:43i'll take care of the rest
01:05:10hey are you okay
01:05:13how's the leaderboard
01:05:15here you go
01:05:16good job today
01:05:18let's find out
01:05:22oh thank god
01:05:23we made it to the finals
01:05:25i'm still way behind
01:05:26to win this game
01:05:28i have to catch up quickly
01:05:31game's just begun
01:05:52mia where are you
01:05:54hey do you need something
01:05:55i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:06:00oh yeah hold on
01:06:04can you massage it please
01:06:06the ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:11where does it hurt
01:06:15right here
01:06:16right here
01:06:30the finals are tomorrow
01:06:32i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:35tonight
01:06:36you're mine
01:06:57i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:03eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:07a good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:09now you're gonna win today
01:07:11because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:30four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:50what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:08:01wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:08:05what are they trying to do
01:08:09that's the game plan
01:08:10the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:08:13he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:08:20we're completely dug in
01:08:22what are we gonna do
01:08:26just give it up old man
01:08:27according to our calculations
01:08:29it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:33the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:35there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:38they must be playing dirty
01:08:43you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:46so what if we did
01:08:48all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:59you want a hint
01:09:01the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:09:03and it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:06you lose
01:09:07ai is never wrong
01:09:09you're so screwed
01:09:12dude
01:09:13just accept it
01:09:15you're a washed up retiree
01:09:17you can't be cold hard facts
01:09:19don't you understand that
01:09:20it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:09:24leave it to me
01:09:26leave it to me
01:09:44how the hell
01:09:45no
01:09:47that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:50it's impossible
01:09:57see he landed back in the bunker
01:10:00he still needs two strokes
01:10:02that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:10:04it runs the world now
01:10:08bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole
01:10:10just to tie with kane
01:10:11shit mia
01:10:13we're done for
01:10:14looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:18the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:20it's your biggest mistake
01:10:22making it in the hole from the bunker
01:10:23nobody can do that
01:10:25oh god
01:10:27wait
01:10:28on the green
01:10:29something's moving
01:10:33wait
01:10:35that's my ball
01:10:39did he just
01:10:41ooh so close
01:10:42but it looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:46it's okay guys
01:10:49even if august golf club goes down
01:10:51we'll stick together like family
01:10:52our cutting edge
01:10:55ai implant chips
01:10:56have exactly what we need
01:10:58to get in your way
01:11:00win
01:11:02in your dreams
01:11:03our ai's calculated your chances
01:11:05and guess what
01:11:06it's a 100% chance you lose
01:11:17what's this
01:11:18i can't believe my eyes
01:11:19the ball's still moving
01:11:22look alive boys
01:11:25i'm still in play
01:11:30it stopped
01:11:33a pathetic old man
01:11:35challenging hard facts and data
01:11:37it's impossible
01:11:38yeah he must really be embarrassed
01:11:48huh
01:11:49i knew you could do it
01:12:03our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:12:06how did you
01:12:07nah you know what man
01:12:08it's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:10right
01:12:10i mean
01:12:11there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:12:15it's not a bug
01:12:16it's not a bug
01:12:17he took the path that ai
01:12:18considered to be impossible
01:12:20and he did it in one stroke
01:12:22he's done what ai thought to be
01:12:24beyond human ability
01:12:26a free lesson for you
01:12:27all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:30can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:34it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:37so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:43now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:45bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:47you know what this means
01:12:49a sudden death rap
01:12:51whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:55let's go boys
01:13:03what's wrong
01:13:06the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:13:08don't worry
01:13:09i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:26let's go
01:13:27come on now
01:13:35you've held out long enough old man
01:13:37it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:46damn it
01:13:47painkillers worn off
01:13:59next is full 10
01:14:01535 yards at par 4
01:14:03kane carter is up next
01:14:13just give up
01:14:14the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:14:17not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:18you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:33what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:34the flag's all the way over there
01:14:37just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:39disappear?
01:14:40there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:41you really are crazy
01:14:43my experience doesn't lie
01:14:56you're screwed up
01:14:58even the great lion can't come back from this
01:15:01chin up old man
01:15:02you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:05for good
01:15:06daddy
01:15:07a lucky magic spell for you
01:15:09i know you can do it
01:15:11you got this
01:15:15soon
01:15:17soon?
01:15:18soon what?
01:15:19are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:20i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:22because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:25anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:27a miracle?
01:15:29miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:42the sun
01:15:44it actually disappeared
01:15:55fawn
01:15:56at least it'll make things interesting
01:16:07yes
01:16:09nice shot bud
01:16:10bummer
01:16:11nerdy
01:16:11yes
01:16:13kane slipped up
01:16:15bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:16:17and put it in the hole
01:16:18then you side with kane
01:16:19let's run another round
01:16:21got this daddy
01:16:22god
01:16:25at his time
01:16:25it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:27how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:29this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:31even at his peak
01:16:32plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:34you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:37now it's bobby's turn
01:16:39he's looking rough
01:16:40we believe in you bobby
01:16:41you got this
01:16:48wait
01:16:49bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:16:51he's aiming for the flash
01:16:52he's swinging for the wind
01:16:54i tell you what
01:16:55i'll sweeten it
01:16:57you pull off this miracle
01:16:59i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:01and i'll hand it to august
01:17:06august doesn't want your club
01:17:08your reputation is trash
01:17:12and you
01:17:15i'll go beyond
01:17:16i'll beat the old me
01:17:18after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:24now watch this drive
01:17:31you
01:17:37you
01:17:58Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:18:00Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:22How did he do this?
01:18:26Let's go!
01:18:30Let's go!
01:18:31Oh my God!
01:18:33No!
01:18:36I lost!
01:18:38He crushed me!
01:18:40How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:46Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:50Folks, did you see this?
01:18:52He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:55He's back, folks!
01:18:57The Gooks!
01:18:58The Lion!
01:18:59Bobby Woods!
01:19:05The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:15I didn't do this for me.
01:19:20I did it for all of us.
01:19:22For August Golf Club!
01:19:23Woo!
01:19:26You cheated!
01:19:28This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:31You were taking pills.
01:19:33I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:35You were doping!
01:19:38No.
01:19:39The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:43You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:46I can prove it!
01:19:52The doping you saw?
01:19:55Painkillers.
01:19:57Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:00Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:20:05It's all documented right here.
01:20:09You.
01:20:10You're on his team.
01:20:12You're in on it.
01:20:13Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:22I have evidence.
01:20:24How about you?
01:20:28I have evidence.
01:20:30Do you?
01:20:33This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:35And investigate your little club.
01:20:38Come on.
01:20:38Punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:40Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:51A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:54But I did for my daughter.
01:20:56And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:03Stay.
01:21:04Stay.
01:21:05We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:09Please, stay!
01:21:11Stay!
01:21:13Stay!
01:21:14Stay!
01:21:15Stay!
01:21:15Stay!
01:21:17Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:20And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:24I'm staying with you.
01:21:25I'm not golfing.
01:21:29Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:33I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:36You're amazing.
01:21:39I'm a big girl now.
01:21:41Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:44Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:52Okay.
01:21:53Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:56Thank you to everybody.
01:21:57Thank you, yeah.
01:22:03Thank you, all of you.
01:22:16You are too, all I can remember is었어.
01:22:23Actually, I want.
01:22:23You are sweet, baby.
01:22:25Another thing was sweet.
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