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00:05well well look at the great wolf king on his knees eating dirt at my feet princess emma
00:17emma you're still waiting for her to save you wake up that pathetic princess is head
00:23over heels with me you're just one of her throwaway beast husbands why would she ever
00:28come for you all right time to put you down mutt what the hell where am i princess emma hold
00:50on
00:51this character model looks exactly like darien the wolf king one of the main guys in the game i'm
00:56playing did i just wake up inside the game
01:0212 hour er shift i'm dead i've been grinding for almost a month i am not sleeping until i beat
01:10it
01:10tonight emma sweetheart we picked out the four best men from every race to be your husbands
01:20and you're seriously gonna throw all that away for that pathetic elf rayon
01:34father ryan is the love of my life none of the others even come close
01:47you fool did you really think i could ever love someone like you you were just a stepping stone for
01:54me to steal the throne now that i have what i want time for you to die
02:09die
02:10no i had four perfect husbands and i threw them away for that jerk ryan
02:20give me another chance
02:30darien i didn't i tell you to stop coming to see me you really think this little act will make
02:36me
02:36marry you i can't believe i actually wasted my time on this dude this time i'm protecting my husband
02:43fuck off you what did you just say i said fuck off i'm not here for you
02:52i said fuck off
02:57did i hear that right did the princess emma just tell mr ryan to get lost
03:02has she lost her mind she usually begs to lick his boots relax it's just another one of her tricks
03:07for attention bet you a gold coin she's apologizing to him within a minute
03:13playing hard to get again you think this will make me jealous
03:17i won't forgive your rudeness unless you give me the heart of the ocean
03:24the heart of the ocean that's princess emma's coming of age gift
03:29it provides continuous healing and boosts cultivation
03:36please everyone knows the princess is a total pussover for ryan she'd hand it over on a silver platter
03:41just watch now
03:51you dare throw that at me you're not worthy of the heart of the ocean
03:57stay still darian let me heal you
04:02you lost a massive amount of blood before you even start this fight you pushed yourself way too hard
04:09your highness
04:14is this another one of your tricks
04:17quit the act you're the one who drained his blood for me in the first place
04:23what how could i have you know how much i envy a werewolf's healing factor
04:28you drained him dry just to buy me a few hours of shopping
04:33darian enough since i already agreed and i've got his healing power i'll grace you with five minutes of my
04:38time
04:39later now give me the heart of the ocean
04:46knew it she can't resist me she loves me to death
04:58darian i'm using the heart of the ocean to heal you tell me how
05:03your highness
05:06you would really use that on me but it's
05:10darian the heart of the ocean is precious
05:13and this loyal hearty of your life they're worth so much more
05:18trust me darian let me help you
05:24put it on the wound
05:27then place your hand over mine
05:30and wish that you could take my
05:35take your what no forget it your highness i'm not worth it
05:42the price is that i take on your injury isn't it
05:50look at me darian
05:53don't
06:10she's using the heart of the ocean on her husband
06:14that's impossible
06:16have you lost your mind what are you doing
06:20please your highness please i'm begging you she's
06:27she's taking that werewolf's pain for him
06:30holy this hurts like hell
06:34how the hell does darian take this
06:44congratulations for successfully healing one of your werewolf husband darian
06:49intimate healing system activated
06:53loading
06:54what system did you just say
06:59congratulations players healing level increased to level two skill unlocked basic healing level
07:06reward reflect shield
07:08so i have a system cheek now
07:13okay tell me what do i need to fully heal darian and get his regeneration back
07:18players current healing level insufficient level five is required to restore werewolf darian's regeneration ability
07:25healing more husbands through intimate acts
07:29could increase players healing level
07:34what do you mean by intimate acts
07:38you know what never mind
07:41first things first level up and fix darian
07:47okay wow i've been missing out big time
07:54darian i'm gonna get stronger i'll heal you all the way i promise
07:59why does her touch feel this good
08:03your highness
08:05you don't have to go out of your way for me
08:08yeah don't bother he's useless anyway
08:12emma just dump him i've already taken his regeneration for myself
08:18you're being nice to him just to make me jealous isn't it
08:22you always come crawling back to me in the end
08:27he's right i never win her heart
08:32time to end this
08:49oh my god she just sent mr ryan flying
08:52is she insane how could she actually hit mr ryan
08:55yes emma she's such a badass
09:01you dare call him useless
09:05emma white you dare hit me
09:08darian is the strongest alpha of all werewolf you only won because he was drained dry if he were at
09:13full strength you wouldn't even last one hit so do us all a favor and shut your mouth
09:17that's bull i won the match today and everyone saw it then fight him again in one month
09:24after he's fully healed you got the guts
09:28why wouldn't i one month it is i'll stomp your little puppy husband into the dirt in front of
09:33everyone we'll see about that
09:41as you command your highness i will not fail you come on darian let's go home
10:01just wait she'll be here tonight begging me to forgive her she always does
10:08nice bath good sleep and tomorrow hour i could heal more beast husbands
10:30i can't believe i wasted my time chasing a jerk like ryan i wonder what the other husbands look like
10:42in person
10:48what the other husbands look like in person
10:53ma'am let me serve you
11:01holy crap i think i'm seeing an angel
11:16wait lucien right is this your new way of humiliating me very creative
11:25jesus the original owner was such an evil she tore out his feathers to make armor for ryan and treated
11:31a
11:31literal archangel like a slave lucien let me see your wings
11:44she's going to pluck me again how many this time ten all of them
11:52this must have hurt so much
12:03what is this feeling stop no don't stop hold still lucien almost there
12:17i'm so sorry you've suffered like this
12:25i'm so sorry you've suffered like this
12:25you
12:29congratulations your healing level has increased to level three
12:35your highness the carriage to mr ryan's place is ready of course she healed me just so she'd have
12:41more feathers to take to ryan as an apology gift wait who said i'm going to him
12:49oh crap
12:56don't you take my feathers to that elf every night
12:59i was blind before from now on i will never hurt you for him again
13:05to me now you are way more important than him
13:12lucien i'm so sorry for locking you up like this you're free now go wherever you want
13:19you're divorcing me no no i just wanted to give you freedom freedom do you know what happens to an
13:27angel who falls in love an angel falls when they feel desire and i fall willingly for you
13:32even if i can never go back to heaven so emma you'd better keep me chained by your side forever
13:38as your most loyal servant oh my god he was this untouchable holy archangel and now he's this
13:47now order me to serve your bath ma'am
13:52alert mermaid husband kyle's vital signs are critical estimated survival time
13:57less than 10 minutes player must intervene immediately what
14:13okay wow so this is a mermaid he's literally a work of art
14:20the look in his eyes pure fear god what did the original emma do to him
14:29kyle it's okay i'm here to heal you liar this is a trap if she tries anything we both die
14:38you're really messed up let me fix this
14:48this warmth she's actually healing me why
14:54congratulations player have successfully healed kyle's external wounds healing level increased to level
14:59four
15:00so
15:01No, no, no, no, no.
15:32You're so beautiful.
15:39System alert. Kyle's voice has been sealed by an ancient curse.
15:44Player's current level 4 is insufficient to break it.
15:47Hidden mission unlocked.
15:48Collect the following ingredients to heal husband Kyle.
15:51Successfully restoring his voice will unlock a hidden healing skill.
15:54These are all crazy dangerous to get, but...
15:57Thank you for saving me, Kyle.
15:59No matter how hard it is, I'm getting all those ingredients.
16:02I will fix your voice.
16:12One little act of kindness and you think she's changed.
16:16Don't forget who turned you, the King of the Mermaid, into this pathetic wreck.
16:23Sure, you keep trash-talking her heightness.
16:27Meanwhile, someone's avatar stalks her every single day.
16:31Don't give me that look.
16:33I've been sending my avatar to watch her so I can witness her evil deeds firsthand and then divorce her.
16:37It's not protection.
16:39Shit, she's in danger.
16:46Magma dragon's blood grass.
16:49Found it.
16:52Found it.
17:20God, you're so cute.
17:22Did you just save my life?
17:24You got hurt saving me.
17:26Let me heal you.
17:35Stupid woman.
17:36Going out without a single guard.
17:38If my avatar hadn't been there...
17:40What's that?
17:46Damn it.
17:47That woman is touching my avatar.
17:52Stop.
17:54Don't...
17:55Don't touch me there.
18:01She kissed my avatar.
18:03Just...
18:04Get back here right now.
18:05I'm recalling you.
18:07Wait.
18:08What if she runs into more danger?
18:10And her healing...
18:12It's not completely terrible.
18:14I'm just monitoring the situation.
18:16For strategic purposes.
18:19You're way too small to be out here alone.
18:22You're coming home with me.
18:30The softness.
18:33That's...
18:37Where is my avatar bearing its face?
18:39I'm taking it back.
18:40In person.
18:49Not bad.
18:51She's been putting in work on you.
18:55All right.
18:56Enough standing around.
18:58Hand over the gifts Emma prepared for me.
19:00What gifts?
19:04All that effort she put into fixing you up.
19:07Obviously so she could bring me presents.
19:10And beg me to forgive her.
19:13Werewolf flood for permanent regeneration.
19:16Archangel feathers for indestructible armor.
19:19Mermaid scales for power amplification.
19:21That's her whole plan.
19:22Make me the strongest being in the realm.
19:24And the great princess Emma.
19:26Just my personal little groupie.
19:29No.
19:29That's not true.
19:30Her highness.
19:31She...
19:32You don't actually think she cares about you, do you?
19:36Come on.
19:38She tortured you for years.
19:40Then suddenly she has a change of heart.
19:42Does that make any sense?
19:43You've always been nothing but tools for her to use to win me over.
19:47I'll take this generous gift from you all.
19:51I'm back.
19:52Guess what I got for you guys?
19:55Stop!
19:56Oh, look who finally showed up.
19:58You had all these gifts ready for me but couldn't be bothered to deliver them.
20:02Made me come all the way here.
20:04How thoughtful.
20:05Who said you could touch them?
20:07I just spent forever healing them.
20:10Why didn't any of you fight back?
20:12If my blood is what you need, your highness, then take it.
20:18If dying is what it takes to finally be in your heart, then I don't mind.
20:24Alright, enough with the melodrama.
20:26Once I'm done collecting, these tools of yours will be useless anyway.
20:30Might as well divorce them now.
20:32Not that it matters.
20:34Even if you dump them, I still haven't said yes to your proposal, so...
20:45Who the hell do you think you are touching my men?
20:50Dear husbands, we've got thieves in the house.
20:54I'm so scared.
20:58Kill them.
21:05As you wish, my missus.
21:23Told you.
21:24My husbands are strong as hell.
21:26Not like you.
21:31You...
21:32You actually let your husbands humiliate me like this, I...
21:34You're the lowest of the low, even among elves.
21:37Zero rank.
21:38Zero title.
21:40What exactly gave you the right to talk to me like that?
21:42You...
21:43You want me to get on my knees?
21:44Not just to me.
21:46To every single one of my husbands.
21:49They're kings of their clans.
21:51Compared to them, you're less than nothing.
21:54Now, kneel.
21:59This is the guy you used to be obsessed with, ma'am?
22:02Your taste.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Let's just pretend that whole weird phase never happened.
22:08Please?
22:11Your highness, he's gone.
22:13Should I go after him?
22:14Let him run.
22:15We've got a bigger priority right now.
22:18Healing you guys.
22:19You actually stood up for us.
22:21Against him.
22:22Of course I did.
22:24I was completely blind before.
22:26I had these amazing husbands right in front of me, and I wasted all my time being that jerk's doormat.
22:33But looking back, I just want to cherish what I have now.
22:38Who should I heal first?
22:40Your highness, I...
22:42Ma'am.
22:43I took extra hits protecting them just now.
22:46Please have pity on me.
22:51Just a few bird feathers.
22:52They'll grow back.
22:54Your highness, didn't you always want to touch my ears?
22:56Do you want to come to my room and touch them?
23:01Fluffy, they really do look super soft.
23:05Aren't my wings soft?
23:07I saw you touch them when we were in the bath.
23:10Lucien, come here.
23:12Let me touch your wings.
23:25Jesus, Kyle, your tail!
23:27System!
23:27Isn't there some kind of group healing skill?
23:30Something that lets me heal all three of them at once?
23:33Please confirm that you want to perform intimate healing skill on all three of your husbands all at once?
23:47Your highness.
23:50Your highness.
23:57Ma'am.
24:12What happened to your nose?
24:14Did that assboard Ryan do this?
24:15I'm going to kill him!
24:19What were you just thinking about?
24:21You were so spaced out.
24:26Wait, wait, wait.
24:27Don't rip anything off.
24:28I'm fine.
24:28It's just really hot in here.
24:33Ma'am.
24:34Whatever you were just imagining.
24:37I'm more than willing to help you make it a reality.
24:45I wasn't thinking about anything.
24:49Ta-da!
24:51Please proceed with healing as soon as possible.
24:53Note.
24:54Player must maintain balance.
24:55Do not play favorites among your four husbands.
24:57That's right.
24:58There should be four husbands.
25:00Where's the fourth one been this whole time?
25:01Anyway, first things first.
25:03System.
25:03Scan their injuries.
25:05Let's prioritize whoever needs it most.
25:09Kyle's the worst off.
25:10I'm healing him first.
25:14Should have let that idiot hit me a few more times.
25:18Not that it matters.
25:19He's basically a useless piece of trash now, isn't he?
25:24Sir, how are you feeling?
25:28I had this ridiculous nightmare.
25:31That idiot had completely lost her damn mind.
25:33She had her useless husbands beat the crap out of me.
25:36And then made me get on my knees and apologize to them.
25:40Can you believe it?
25:41Sir, that wasn't a dream.
25:44Your cultivation is completely gone.
25:47Right now, you probably couldn't even beat a human.
25:50What?
25:55Damn it.
25:56The fight with that werewolf is right around the corner.
25:59That vicious woman.
26:01If she can't have me, she'd destroy me in front of everyone, one.
26:06No.
26:07I will not lose.
26:09The Mermaid King Kyle's tears.
26:12They can not only restore my cultivation, but also amplify my power tenfold.
26:17I'll get it.
26:19No matter what it takes.
26:30The Mermaid King's Tear
26:33Mermaid King's Tear
26:35So I have to make Kyle cry
26:36Kinda hot
26:37Low-key into it
26:40Easy peasy.
26:42Here we go.
26:44I'm dying here.
26:46How are you not reacting?
26:50Okay, no.
26:52That's not working.
26:53Let me read you a story, Kyle.
26:55They never saw each other again in this lifetime.
26:58Not until 30,000 years later.
27:03Seriously?
27:04You're still not crying?
27:06Is this all just for my tear?
27:10Forget it.
27:11Still missing another ingredient anyway.
27:13I'll go back and figure out a different plan.
27:17Let's see what can I do for you now.
27:19Is that okay, Kyle?
27:24She improved this much.
27:27In such a short time.
27:29How do you feel?
27:37You can talk now!
27:49No rush, okay?
27:51Take it slow.
27:53I'm going to find all the ingredients
27:55and get your voice back completely.
27:57I promise.
27:59Why?
28:00Help me.
28:04Cause
28:05you're my husband
28:06and I want you to be happy.
28:21Wow.
28:24You're so beautiful.
28:27Thank you, your highness.
28:29The new princess.
28:31I would grant you
28:33one wish.
28:34You actually know who I am.
28:36Okay then.
28:37I wish for you to be happy.
28:39Forever.
28:45I will ask
28:48to marry her.
28:50I will ask
28:51I will ask
29:05to marry her.
29:07Kyle.
29:09Kyle.
29:10Kyle.
29:13Kyle.
29:16Kyle.
29:17I miss this spot.
29:19Let me heal it now.
29:21alert.
29:22I miss this spot.
29:22I miss this spot.
29:30Alert.
29:31Detected corrupted dark elf magic
29:33infiltrating husband Lucian's psyche.
29:36Player must proceed immediately.
29:38Lucian, where are you?
29:49Stay back, Emma.
29:51I can't control this power.
29:53It's eating me alive.
29:59Run, before I hurt you.
30:01Run!
30:05System, what can I do to help him?
30:07I've never treated anything like this before.
30:09Spiritual healing requires deeper intimacy.
30:13Please reflect on the name of this system and take immediate action.
30:17The Intimate Healing System.
30:18Deep, intimate contact.
30:21Fine. I get it.
30:25I told you to stay back.
30:28I can't...
30:32Emma.
30:34Then don't.
30:47It's her.
30:50Her energy is saving me.
31:01Congratulations for successfully healed Lucian's spiritual damage.
31:05Healing level increased to level 5.
31:08Intermediate healing spells unlocked.
31:10Hell yes.
31:16Focus.
31:24Ow.
31:25Oh ho.
31:26Look who we have here.
31:28What?
31:29Who?
31:30Nothing.
31:31Just remembered.
31:32After that whole mess, your dragon husband split his soul.
31:36His avatar can go anywhere, do anything, and he feels every single second of it.
31:41Everything the little guy does, that's just his real self's deepest, darkest wants.
31:47Too scared to show your real face?
31:49So you hide in that little worm body.
31:52Can you hold her like this?
31:53Kiss her like I just did?
31:59Okay, what are you two fighting about?
32:01I swear it looks like it's about to start speaking English.
32:04Nothing.
32:06I'm just happy.
32:07Your kissing skills are so bad, ma'am.
32:09I must be your first.
32:10Excuse me, did you just call me a bad kisser?
32:13Prove me wrong.
32:17No.
32:17No.
32:18No.
32:18No.
32:19No.
32:19No.
32:20Your Prinus!
32:25What?
32:27What are you doing?
32:34Darion, what are you doing here?
32:36I sense dark energy, but I see you've got it under control.
32:40I was healing Lucien.
32:41Some kind of dark elf magic attacked his spirit.
32:44Dark elf magic, you think?
32:46I wouldn't put it past Ryan.
32:47Your fight's in ten days.
32:49That guy fights dirty.
32:51I'm worried he'll try something before then.
32:53All of you need to be careful, okay?
32:55Yes, your highness.
32:56Yes, your highness.
32:58Good thing ma'am showed up when she did, and kisses me.
33:02Completely voluntary.
33:05What?
33:07It was for healing.
33:09Mm-hmm.
33:10The first one was healing.
33:11The second one, though, we were both having fun.
33:17Well, I...
33:18I swear, this stupid system turns everything into some weird, intimate thing.
33:24I'm a medical professional, for God's sake.
33:31Oh, fantastic.
33:33A love triangle explosion.
33:34If they start throwing punches, who do I pack up first?
33:37Okay, okay, okay.
33:38No fighting.
33:39We're family here.
33:39Let's use our words.
33:40Her highness healing you is a mercy, if you take advantage of her.
33:44You wolf types, dragon types, oh, and the fish boy, too.
33:48All you Animal Kingdom rejects are pathetic.
33:50You want her love, but you're all too scared to make a move.
33:53Too busy worrying about honor or whatever.
33:54Me, I go for it.
33:55I get it.
33:56What are you going to do about it?
33:58Say that again.
34:03Enough, all three of you!
34:05You want to keep fighting?
34:06Fine.
34:07Stay here.
34:08But if any of you get hurt, don't come crying to me.
34:11I'm going home.
34:24It's not safe here.
34:25Let me take you home, your highness.
34:33Darian.
34:46I'm leaving.
34:49Wait, Darian, are you jealous?
34:54Yeah.
34:56I know you've changed, your highness.
34:59I know you care about us now.
35:01You're giving attention to all husbands, touching them.
35:04That's how it should be.
35:05But every time I see it right here, it aches.
35:11I know it's wrong, but I can't help it.
35:15God, he's so cute when he's being honest like this.
35:19Ta-da!
35:19Detected jealousy levels spiking across all four husbands.
35:23Hidden mission unlocked.
35:25Equal affection.
35:26Player must provide immediate comfort to maintain Harrow balance.
35:30Shut up.
35:31Darian is so cute.
35:32I'd comfort him whether you told me to or not.
35:34Friendly reminder.
35:36Sincere intimate contact yields the best results.
35:51Your highness.
35:53Your highness.
35:54Now, still ache here?
35:58Worse.
35:59It's about to jump out of my chest.
36:08Just a kiss on the cheek.
36:10That's not enough, your highness.
36:19Congratulations for successfully comforted husband Darian.
36:23Hidden reward unlocked.
36:25Reverse healing skill.
36:27Husbands can now heal player in return.
36:30Method, explore on your own.
36:32What the hell is reverse healing?
36:36Friendly reminder.
36:38Remember to breathe while being kissed unconscious.
36:54Will you three stop fighting?
36:57Who do I save first?
37:00I told you to stay by her side and protect her.
37:03What the hell were you doing?
37:07Don't look.
37:10Who's there?
37:14Aurarius.
37:15So you do remember I'm one of your husbands.
37:17You're finally willing to see me.
37:20Huh.
37:20When did I get scratched?
37:22Ask yourself.
37:23So why do you keep avoiding me?
37:26Ask yourself.
37:27What the hell did the original Emma do to him?
37:30I don't even have this part in the room.
37:35Forget it.
37:36I'm just here to pick up this useless thing.
37:38Is this your pet?
37:40Looks like he likes me more.
37:42Get away from her.
37:44He's so cute.
37:45Why are you so mean to him?
37:47Can't he stay here with me to recover?
37:49Fine.
37:50He can stay.
37:51But we're laying down rules.
37:53Okay.
37:54Shoot.
37:54One.
37:55No touching him.
37:56Two.
37:56No holding him.
37:58Three.
37:58No putting him inside your clothes.
38:00Wow.
38:01Strict dad.
38:01What about kissing?
38:06Absolutely not.
38:07I didn't know you were this cute, Aurarius.
38:15Excuse me, cute.
38:17For a noble dragon-ish.
38:27My lord, Elf Ryan is after your tears.
38:31He'll stop at nothing to get them.
38:33We've already intercepted several kidnapping attempts.
38:36I'm worried the princess might use you again.
38:45Kyle, we're almost there.
38:51I finally got the frost lotus and the magma dragon's blood grass.
38:56Only one more ingredient left to break the curse on your voice.
39:03Tear.
39:04Bingo.
39:05How'd you know?
39:06For me.
39:08He's so insecure because of what I did to him before.
39:14Kyle, I meant what I said back then about wanting you to be happy forever.
39:19And I'm sorry for all the terrible things I did to you.
39:22But right now, more than anything, I want you to get better.
39:25Break the curse.
39:26I want to hear your voice.
39:28Kyle, will you trust me just one more time?
39:32I hate lies.
39:35I hate lies.
39:35You've lied to me many times.
39:39This time, if you're still lying, then lie to me forever.
39:52Kyle, I'm going to make the medicine now.
39:55Wait for me.
39:56You couldn't wait to go see him, could you?
40:02One last step.
40:03Kyle's voice is about to...
40:09Emma, sweetheart.
40:11I knew you still loved me.
40:13All that crap, making me kneel, protecting husbands, it was all an act, wasn't it?
40:20Just to help me get the mermaids' tears, you little mix.
40:24You almost fooled even me.
40:26You lied to me again, Emma.
40:31Come on, give it here.
40:33Once my power levels up again, I'll think about saying yes to your proposal.
40:37Are you out of your damn mind?
40:39Who told you this was for you?
40:41It's for Kyle.
40:43To fix his voice.
40:45You don't deserve this.
40:47Take it!
41:00That all you got?
41:02Look behind you.
41:06Kyle!
41:07Hand over the mermaid's tear, or he dies.
41:10What's it going to be?
41:11Voice but no life or life but no voice?
41:13Your choice.
41:14You weren't lying.
41:16That's enough for me.
41:18Don't worry about me, Emma.
41:20Just go.
41:21I choose both.
41:22Good voice and good damn life.
41:37I'm not letting anyone hurt you.
41:39Seems like I underestimated you.
41:41But how long can that little shield of yours hold?
41:44Kill them!
41:53System, how much longer?
41:57Energy remaining 5%.
41:59Estimated collapse after the next wave.
42:10Alert!
42:11Alert!
42:12Kyle is initiating self-stuck mode.
42:14Player must...
42:14Kyle, stop!
42:15You'll die!
42:16Be happy forever, Emma.
42:43I have a soul bond with all four of you.
42:46I'm in mortal danger.
42:48You all feel it.
43:09She's hurt.
43:14You dared to make her bleed!
43:26I couldn't even bear to hurt her at all.
43:39Don't kill me, please.
43:40I'm sorry.
43:41I won't do it again.
43:45How do you want him dead?
43:48Throw him in.
43:50No!
43:53Emma!
43:53You can't do this to me!
43:55I am Ryan!
43:56You're Ryan!
43:57I'll marry you!
43:58Right now!
44:13Your Highness, stay with us.
44:18Dammit, all these husbands and not one of us can save her!
44:21Congratulations!
44:23You stabbed yourself slightly off target and cleverly avoided all vital organs.
44:28You get to live.
44:31However, player has lost excessive blood and requires immediate treatment.
44:37I can't even lift my arm.
44:39You'll fix me.
44:41The hidden reward you unlocked earlier.
44:43Reverse healing.
44:44Husbands can now heal player through intimate contact.
44:47Method, please explore on your own.
44:50Best wishes for your survival and future blessings.
44:54Reverse healing?
44:56So that means...
45:04Help me up.
45:06Help me up.
45:15Okay, so...
45:16There is a way to save me.
45:18You all just have to...
45:20Kiss me.
45:26You're joking now.
45:28Seriously.
45:29No, no, it's real.
45:30It's called reverse healing.
45:32When you guys kiss me...
45:34I get better.
45:36I'll do it.
45:37I'm extremely willing to kiss her highness.
45:40Extremely.
45:41Says who?
45:43I call dibs.
45:44Dibs, please?
45:45I'm around her 24-7.
45:47If anything, I should go first.
45:49Both of you, shut up.
45:51She's dying and you're fighting over who gets to kiss her.
45:55Then you do it.
45:58I never said I would...
46:00Then shut up.
46:07What are you doing?
46:09Trying to sneak in.
46:10You're full of surprises, fish boy.
46:13She got hurt because of me.
46:16Oh, wow.
46:17The mute talks now.
46:19Well, I bled for her.
46:21I fell from grace for her.
46:24Well, I split my soul for her.
46:27Oh, so...
46:29You admit that little pervert dragon who lives in her shirt is your avatar.
46:33Wait, what?
46:35Why don't we stay focused on the...
46:41Anyway, I'm kissing her.
46:43Why you?
46:44Because I'm good at it.
46:52Enough from you.
46:54You!
47:00I'm literally about to die.
47:02Can you guys stop fighting for five seconds?
47:06Your choice.
47:08I choose.
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