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Resurrected to be The Queen Bee (2026) - Full Movie
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00:00:00This was me, casually ruining my high school reunion.
00:00:04Twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen!
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always split the script.
00:00:37You're a good kickin' ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:00:59Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Bad fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not, Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date?
00:01:13So you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18AHHHHH!
00:01:20AHHHHH!
00:01:21AHHHHH!
00:01:22AHHHHH!
00:01:23AHHHHH!
00:01:28AHHHHH!
00:01:28Everybody says, things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fly!
00:01:40This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruining my house for real life.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:58No, I'm sorry Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-c-c-kay?
00:02:16I still run this school podcast.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:02:25from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:29Connor Oliver, and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince,
00:02:46and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:49Yeah.
00:02:51Me?
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:56Look who's talking.
00:02:57Me?
00:02:58Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:03I'm actually...
00:03:04I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Me?
00:03:12Um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:03:18and finally tell him how I feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22Actually, I want to...
00:03:23Come on, come.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:27So let's give them one.
00:03:30He came back.
00:03:43Jessica, what the hell?
00:03:45Mia!
00:03:46Come here.
00:03:47Hey, it's okay.
00:03:48You're gonna be alright.
00:03:49Just hold on.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:53What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you...
00:03:56How much.
00:03:56How much you what?
00:03:58Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:00What did you want to tell me?
00:04:03Tell me.
00:04:04Tell me.
00:04:07Am I...
00:04:08Dead?
00:04:12Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more frame lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again.
00:04:24Which means...
00:04:27Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:38Those highlights.
00:04:40A...
00:04:40Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to...
00:04:452006?
00:04:49When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:04:54Miss Thompson?
00:04:56May I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:58Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:04Loser!
00:05:05Loser!
00:05:06Loser!
00:05:08Loser!
00:05:09Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:11Loser!
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:13Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15A nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:05:39Why?
00:05:40For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day!
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:54Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58She would never make it.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:23So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:31Oops!
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:35Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:41What?
00:06:42Let's clean you up.
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44Don't!
00:06:45I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:48And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:06:59Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:07:14Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:25So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:07:27Okay.
00:07:28High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention.
00:07:34Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't-
00:07:41Don't call me that.
00:07:42Or what?
00:07:42Little Miss-
00:07:43St-st-stutter!
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:47You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:51Hmm.
00:07:52What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:59You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:06Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:23Mia, put the bottle down!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teacher or least favorite teacher or less.
00:08:33Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry.
00:08:39God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:43Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:47Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:50Just say something.
00:08:51It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No, no.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:58I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me too.
00:09:02Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering.
00:09:12What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom queen.
00:09:15Stop, stop.
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:19Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:36If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel!
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost touch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:14I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes but we love you too and since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:32Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides then, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits.
00:10:41The outcasts.
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:10:47To the queen.
00:10:48Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:10:55Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:15Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con Con, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:11:30We have to do this. Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:47Even our parents want us together!
00:11:49It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Theory of Relativity.
00:12:09The answers are...
00:12:11A, C, C, B...
00:12:15I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:17You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it! If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:29You wasted.
00:12:31How...
00:12:33Told ya.
00:12:35See ya later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:50Um...
00:12:52Hey, Mia?
00:12:55Um... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:12:58Um...
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:01Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:13:06It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's like indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um...
00:13:11My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I...
00:13:19I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:34Chalamet who?
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:53Wow.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia...
00:14:00There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:14:03And it's not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:08Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:14:14Is...
00:14:14Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17I'm sorry.
00:14:17Oh, fuck.
00:14:19No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:14:20What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:23She...
00:14:24God.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:14:30And she's beautiful.
00:14:32And smart.
00:14:34And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb charm like me.
00:14:38You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:42She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:50Cool.
00:14:51But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:15:00Yes.
00:15:00What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:09Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:30Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:33Dr. Jessica!
00:15:38If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:52Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:58Oh, man.
00:15:59Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:08A chemistry test.
00:16:09Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:16Sexual...what?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Yeah, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:39Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me, knee pads.
00:16:43Your little friend lost.
00:16:45Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:51What the hell was that?
00:16:52Me winning.
00:16:54Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:16:57Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show is your best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04Is your man, Mia?
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:17:09Or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:17I'm not doing this for them, it's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my lead.
00:17:23High school bucket list, item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No, you follow my lead.
00:17:33You follow my lead.
00:17:50So you guys, who did it better?
00:17:53Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:58Mia!
00:17:59Oh, damn.
00:18:01Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:04How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The whole town wants us together!
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19Connor!
00:18:24Mia!
00:18:25Your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling!
00:18:32Go over there!
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go, go!
00:18:37Use Taunton!
00:18:38Bye!
00:18:40Mia!
00:18:41We really need to talk.
00:18:45About that kiss.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:50College!
00:18:52Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:55No.
00:18:57But I will.
00:18:59One day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:04Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:19:15Somewhere.
00:19:16Where there's less interruptions.
00:19:19Connor?
00:19:21I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:26Actually about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:39At least that's what the rumors say.
00:19:42Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:20:04You're a royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09You don't even know it.
00:20:10Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:18If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25You still want to do this?
00:20:28Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:31Let the best baker win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:36And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:07Just a bitch. Strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go cursor?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Hey.
00:21:32Hey, Mia.
00:21:33Where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last week?
00:21:42Call her.
00:21:44May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:47I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:56Yeah, you look...
00:21:57Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Over-dressed much?
00:22:00Come on, girls. We have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying.
00:22:04You look gorgeous.
00:22:05High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hot girl.
00:22:09Look who's talking.
00:22:11Chef?
00:22:12Ready to win?
00:22:13Stop putting on a show!
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:25Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:28Boo!
00:22:35Shut up or die!
00:22:39All right.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh, yeah. We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:48with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:57All right, contestants.
00:22:58The bake-off begins...
00:23:00Now!
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:02Let's sprinkle some beef.
00:23:06Like this, like that.
00:23:14And then...
00:23:15This.
00:23:17That's on your nose.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:24That's too much.
00:23:28No more.
00:23:29No.
00:23:29I just want sunshine every single day to shine on.
00:23:34Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:23:38Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:50Foot slipped.
00:23:51Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:55Sorry.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:24:00Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:12It's fine.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:14It's fine.
00:24:14So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist always has a plan.
00:24:22And...
00:24:23Time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:32Jessica, you're up.
00:24:34It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:45It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:15The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:26The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:35Mia Watkins.
00:25:37Mia Watkins.
00:25:38Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:45That's amazing.
00:25:46Mia Watkins.
00:25:47Mia Watkins.
00:25:47I did it.
00:25:50I can't believe it.
00:25:51That's my queen.
00:25:53That's my best friend.
00:25:54We love her.
00:25:55Best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do it.
00:26:02No!
00:26:04Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:11Not anymore.
00:26:14I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:19High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot.
00:26:23Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:31Food fight!
00:26:33Popular Kids versus Kids!
00:26:35No, stop it!
00:26:36Stop it!
00:26:39Stop!
00:26:43Stop!
00:26:51Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:26:56Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:27:01Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:27:04You and your friends can go.
00:27:06What?
00:27:08No, she's lying!
00:27:09I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:12You know what? No.
00:27:15I like having an attitude.
00:27:17I lived for years without one.
00:27:19And now, it's here to stay.
00:27:22One more bad word.
00:27:23One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:27:28Fine.
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:27:36Oh, sorry. No one knows about that yet.
00:27:38Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended? I can't get suspended. My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me
00:27:48killed!
00:27:48No, no, no. I'm giving you a vacation day. You're both free to go.
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:54Of course. You're both free to go. And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:27:59The door's always open.
00:28:00How much money did her dad give you?
00:28:04Uh, $147,347.
00:28:07You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:28:10Come on.
00:28:11Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:28:18What the fuck was that?
00:28:22Whoa!
00:28:23Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:25Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:28:32Right.
00:28:33It's not big deal.
00:28:34Yeah. So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:41Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:45What's that one again?
00:28:46Uh, anatomy. It's the study of the-
00:28:48Human body.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You want to do it at my place?
00:28:54My parents aren't home.
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:56Like a-
00:28:59Like us?
00:29:01Together? You're alone?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Let's go, professor.
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:22What's better?
00:29:38You're better.
00:29:42You're the second.
00:29:43You're better.
00:29:44You're better.
00:30:21Mia.
00:30:23Mia!
00:30:24Mia!
00:30:25Were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27Not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:31Um, rectus abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:38Oh!
00:30:42All right, please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:47Can I?
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:58Picep brachii.
00:31:04Hector Islands major.
00:31:09Practice of abdominis.
00:31:11Gloria in me.
00:31:13Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long.
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17Dave, forget about that part.
00:31:18That's important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:33But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of last clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:51If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No?
00:32:03Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezebzeeus.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my...
00:32:14Um...
00:32:15Brachialis.
00:32:25That's cheating!
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:33Mm-hmm.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:32:52pretty close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:58I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01Uh, to level the playing field.
00:33:03You!
00:33:05They're all...
00:33:06Bad girl.
00:33:08Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god!
00:33:32Oh no!
00:33:34What are you doing?
00:33:36What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:39No, I'm just sure.
00:33:43That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor!
00:33:53Are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit!
00:33:55That's my dad!
00:33:56No!
00:33:56My dad's right!
00:33:57No!
00:33:57No!
00:33:58Oh no no no no!
00:33:59Come on, come on, come on!
00:33:59Come on, come on, come on!
00:34:00Okay!
00:34:02Yeah, just a second!
00:34:04You're in there!
00:34:08I'm in there!
00:34:09What are you doing?
00:34:12What are you doing?
00:34:12What are you doing?
00:34:13You're listening.
00:34:14It's good.
00:34:15Here's what I'm doing.
00:34:19You're in there!
00:34:19Oh, hey dad.
00:34:20This is Mia.
00:34:21She's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:33Mia is...
00:34:34Unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:34:38She's from a good family.
00:34:40At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad!
00:34:43Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:48Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what?
00:35:02Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:35:03I will help Connor pass.
00:35:06And...
00:35:07I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait!
00:35:17Just...
00:35:18Please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:27Alone.
00:35:30Dad, wait.
00:35:36I can't wait.
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I hope everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But...
00:36:04We did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:13Keep up the good work.
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:41Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:44I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:04Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So come through and vote for Mia.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:26Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:37:28We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:36Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:37:37Come on, let's bounce before he's eating.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:38Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:49Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:38:01I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No, I like barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey!
00:38:47Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise your question.
00:38:52Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:38:55me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:08No fights.
00:39:09Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:11I'm busy.
00:39:11Yeah, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just once.
00:39:19Connor, listen, I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I-
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:29I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30Are the invites still open?
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:44Alright, let's go.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:57CopCon!
00:39:58What a surprise!
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:08Ugh.
00:40:08You know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart.
00:40:21And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:34No, no, no, wait.
00:40:34You're not going anywhere.
00:40:36Until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:42Hey!
00:40:43Get the fuck off her!
00:40:46Aw, shit.
00:40:49Cap's here!
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52You mind if it brought us?
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:01Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:09Alright.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11The better party you get to.
00:41:15Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:20You know...
00:41:22For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:41:26When I saw you guys walking away.
00:41:28Together.
00:41:28Rit.
00:41:31Rit.
00:41:33Ew.
00:41:34No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:41:38So...
00:41:39Who is?
00:41:42Cure.
00:41:47You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30If you're more like this.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or if not.
00:42:34I mean...
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:44Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:46Cool.
00:42:47I'm gonna leave the way.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48Let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:43:02Should I...
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20Wow.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you like a psychic or something?
00:43:32No.
00:43:33I'm future girl.
00:43:34Remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip vinyls.
00:43:58Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:11Hey, ConCon.
00:44:13You Sasquatch.
00:44:15I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:44:18And...
00:44:19I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:02She fed all my worst moments into a little paint book.
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:10Hey.
00:45:12I like your pigtails.
00:45:13And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:21Actually...
00:45:23It does.
00:45:27Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:30Um...
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:31That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:47You know...
00:45:48A year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:45:52But...
00:45:52Now I know everything in here made me...
00:45:55Who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:11What about...
00:46:12What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:17I...
00:46:19Nobody knows about that.
00:46:21You just wait till Facebook.
00:46:23Facebook what?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act...
00:46:27Is cute and all.
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today...
00:46:31Is you.
00:46:41What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato pool.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:46:48That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:56Hey.
00:46:57You're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica.
00:47:06Jessica.
00:47:07You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:47:10Okay?
00:47:12High school bucket list item number 12.
00:47:15Fill on it while you've got it.
00:47:37Holy shit, Mia.
00:47:39Woo!
00:47:40Yes, Mia!
00:47:41Okay, Mia!
00:47:42Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:46Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:47:49FYI, you will never be like us.
00:47:52You will never live like us.
00:47:54No, I want to live better.
00:47:57How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:48:13Who cares if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that.
00:48:16I can do it.
00:48:17And I bet I can do it even better.
00:48:30Fine.
00:48:31Let those characters happen.
00:48:33Dumbass party.
00:48:34Bye, Jess.
00:48:36Good.
00:48:39Ugh!
00:48:40Ugh...
00:48:41Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:48:43Ah!
00:48:45Ah!
00:48:46Ah!
00:48:48Ah!
00:48:48Ah!
00:48:49Ah!
00:48:50Ah!
00:48:51Ah!
00:48:52Ah!
00:48:52Ah!
00:48:54Ah!
00:48:55Ah!
00:48:56Ah!
00:48:58Ah!
00:48:59Ah!
00:49:09Oh my wrist. I think I sprained it. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Mia. Hey, she's not waking up. She needs
00:49:18help.
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice. Now. Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:49:26You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I tell you that I...
00:49:34Mia, I've always... Mia, hey, hey. Hey, Mia, you okay? Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah. Hi. Yeah. What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:49:49Okay, I was trying to recycle. How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:56I didn't see that coming.
00:50:02Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay. Hey, party's over. Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him. Go. Get out.
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia. Vote Mia. Vote Mia.
00:50:11I got you. Come on. Let's go.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:24Thank you for saving my life.
00:50:27I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:30For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:50:41What's wrong?
00:50:42Jess never gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:50:50And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:02Don't...
00:51:02make promises you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like?
00:51:09She...
00:51:10I know.
00:51:10She's a genius.
00:51:11You're getting your grades up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor.
00:51:20Can you stay with me?
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:40You're the genius, Tommy.
00:51:43I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:45I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice.
00:52:18You scared me.
00:52:21God.
00:52:22No, I don't.
00:52:24I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:52:27So it's never around anyone.
00:52:29Which is good.
00:52:31I'm not just anyone.
00:52:36What is all this?
00:52:40Well, you know the tradition.
00:52:42Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:52:46You want to help me wrap?
00:52:49Mia, this is amazing.
00:52:51No one else would do this for their class.
00:52:56I've never met anyone like you.
00:53:00Not yet, anyway.
00:53:06So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:53:11Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:53:13No, you're not.
00:53:15Don't even look.
00:53:16I know you're not.
00:53:19You're actually super successful.
00:53:23You're really smart.
00:53:24You're kind.
00:53:26Kind.
00:53:30You're pretty perfect.
00:53:36No wonder I was in love.
00:53:45Hold up.
00:53:46Who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:48No one.
00:53:51I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:53:57Because now I know all these things.
00:54:01It's awesome.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:03So, so who do I get married to?
00:54:08Jessica Alba.
00:54:09So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:16You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see in our future?
00:54:27Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:31I'd love to.
00:54:34Question.
00:54:35Are you going to invite your dad?
00:54:38I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:54:41He's busy.
00:54:43He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:54:45Wait, wait.
00:54:48Connor.
00:54:50Your dad.
00:54:51Enough about my dad.
00:54:53Actually, come on.
00:54:54You don't want to be late.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:57Okay.
00:54:58Okay.
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:04Okay.
00:55:04Okay.
00:55:11Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:55:13That's what won you crazy votes.
00:55:15Sure.
00:55:17But...
00:55:20I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:55:22Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:55:27And who knows what will happen then, right?
00:55:34Graduate in style, besties.
00:55:38Oh.
00:55:39You're too late, Butterface.
00:55:42The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:56:07But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:56:14Oh, you besties.
00:56:17You don't even know their names.
00:56:20Of course I do.
00:56:23Well, the hot ones.
00:56:25The rest are freaks, not people.
00:56:27But hey, money talks, right?
00:56:29Even to losers with social rabies.
00:56:33But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:56:43Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:56:49Cute.
00:56:50I got some Gucci earrings.
00:56:59At least my gifts mean something.
00:57:02Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:57:06But you can't.
00:57:07Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:57:10Do you want to try saying that again?
00:57:13Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:57:14Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:57:18And I love all my subjects.
00:57:22Even you.
00:57:23Look.
00:57:42OMG, you're twinning.
00:57:52Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:57:56I mean, it's perfect.
00:57:58Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:58:01Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:58:05I don't want anything from you.
00:58:08Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:58:17No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:58:20Prom queen, Connor.
00:58:22What am I even doing here?
00:58:26Bribes aren't my thing.
00:58:28Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:58:31He might be down.
00:58:33Hey, Mia, wait.
00:58:35Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:58:38They're special.
00:58:39Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:58:41but because they're from you.
00:58:43No, no.
00:58:43I know they're stupid.
00:58:46And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:58:49Just trust me.
00:58:50Connor.
00:58:51They're going to love them.
00:58:52Hey, you guys.
00:58:54Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:58:55And you're going to love them.
00:59:02I'm going to love them.
00:59:25So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope running under the real world, you'll run
00:59:35under them.
00:59:37Mia, what did you do?
00:59:43How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:51But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:59:55You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
01:00:11You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams. Be Jordan.
01:00:28Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:37Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
01:00:42Um, you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you look in your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
01:01:04You trash, you're nice.
01:01:06Boo!
01:01:07Fuck!
01:01:08Okay! All right, fine, you just keep it up!
01:01:12Great!
01:01:17Hey, um, this one's for you.
01:01:32Yeah, I...
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:43How did you find...
01:01:45Magic eight ball. You remember?
01:01:47A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:51It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:53Do everything with your dad.
01:01:55While you can.
01:01:59You'll never get this time back.
01:02:04Yeah, thank you.
01:02:07Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:02:09Hey, no!
01:02:10Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:02:11Promise me...
01:02:13That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:02:15That's all I want.
01:02:28For you...
01:02:29I'll do it.
01:02:34Congrats.
01:02:35Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:38Now what?
01:02:42It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:02:48Hey, everyone.
01:02:50Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:02:55Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:03:09I knew people who make it.
01:03:19I knew people who make it.
01:03:27What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:32Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:03:36We're taking a stand.
01:03:38We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:03:42No plastics for prom!
01:03:44No plastics for prom!
01:03:46You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:03:49Worshipped?
01:03:52They were terrified of you.
01:03:54It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:57But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:04:01Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:04:12Attention, everyone!
01:04:13America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:04:39Come on, Mia!
01:04:42We're all waiting!
01:04:45Hey!
01:04:46Hey, yes you can.
01:04:48Show them all what you can do.
01:04:52All of them.
01:04:55No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:04:58Yes.
01:04:59Just don't look at them.
01:05:00Look at me.
01:05:02I believe in you, Mia.
01:05:04Get your camcorder ready.
01:05:06This is gonna be legendary.
01:05:10I believe in you.
01:05:16High school bucket list item number 14.
01:05:19Live your Beyonce dance.
01:05:25Hi, everyone.
01:05:28Please rise.
01:05:42Oh.
01:05:50Just look at me.
01:06:00Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:06:22Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:06:48Oh, say, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:07:02Oh, say, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:07:08Oh, say, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:07:22Oh, say, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:07:22And the home of the brave.
01:07:28All the brave.
01:07:38Oh, say it's the twilight's last night.
01:07:39Get it up to Mir Kerr.
01:07:40Get up to Mir Kerr.
01:07:43This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:07:48See, everyone loves you, Mia.
01:08:06If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:10Plus, I like kissing you.
01:08:12What were you saying?
01:08:14Oh, nothing that I, um...
01:08:16I just thought I'm really...
01:08:25Shit, that's my dad.
01:08:27What is he doing here?
01:08:28He never comes to my games.
01:08:30What if I fuck up?
01:08:31Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:08:36This is the big game, Mia.
01:08:39This is the only game he cares about.
01:08:41Hey, look at me.
01:08:43I already know what happens.
01:08:45Remember?
01:08:47Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:08:51It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:08:57I trust you.
01:09:01And here we go, everyone.
01:09:02The big championship game.
01:09:04The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:09:07Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:09:09Let's begin.
01:09:10Here we go.
01:09:31Here we go.
01:09:36Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:09:37And 10 seconds left.
01:09:39The home team is down two points.
01:09:41And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:09:48He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:09:58He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:10:00And there he goes.
01:10:04Yes, he scores the Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game.
01:10:21Let's go.
01:10:23First, an A, and now this.
01:10:28Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:10:32Really?
01:10:33Really.
01:10:35I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:10:39And on you.
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:10:47Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:10:50Congratulations.
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:55Yeah.
01:10:56You were right about everything.
01:10:59Oh!
01:11:00Am I being pumped?
01:11:01That pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown?
01:11:07We will take him down with the dance.
01:11:10For good!
01:11:11I won because of you.
01:11:12No, no.
01:11:13He won because of you.
01:11:15I just gave you a little hint.
01:11:17But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:11:23I could do a lot better than that.
01:11:35Oh, wait.
01:11:37Should we be doing this?
01:11:39I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:11:43It's you, Mia.
01:11:44It always has been.
01:11:50Holy circus.
01:11:52It's you, Mia.
01:11:53It's you, Mia.
01:12:04It's you, Mia.
01:12:07It's you, Mia.
01:12:08It's you, Mia.
01:12:09It's you, Mia.
01:12:09It's you, Mia.
01:12:09It's you, Mia.
01:12:09It's you, Mia.
01:12:09It's you, Mia.
01:12:10It's you, Mia.
01:12:10It's you, Mia.
01:12:10It's you, Mia.
01:12:11It's you, Mia.
01:12:12It's you, Mia.
01:12:13It's you, Mia.
01:12:14It's you, Mia.
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:40Beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:49You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:13:15And what about brown tonight?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to them?
01:13:24I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:26You're never going to let that go.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:43What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53It's so hot.
01:13:58Okay, so...
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me now.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:14:10Mia Watkins, will you...
01:14:19Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:38Let's go win that crown.
01:14:41Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:42No.
01:14:47I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:14:56Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to beg at the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:06No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:13I know she won't because...
01:15:16I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry, say it again?
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:15:27So I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:29I...
01:15:33I'm from...
01:15:34the future.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:15:48Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or, uh, an exorcist?
01:15:54No.
01:15:55You're not...
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy.
01:15:58And you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future...
01:16:04I believe you.
01:16:09Okay, okay.
01:16:10There'll be the future scoop.
01:16:12Hi.
01:16:12How does Lost end?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Pass?
01:16:15Okay, um...
01:16:16They got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:20And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's pilot.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26But...
01:16:27This dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me with this dance?
01:16:34No.
01:16:35I'm in.
01:16:37But before we close the whole mouth, that is just...
01:16:43What?
01:17:03I'm in.
01:17:04I'm in.
01:17:08I'm in.
01:17:08I'm in.
01:17:10You look like a queen.
01:17:12Thanks.
01:17:14Hopefully I will.
01:17:17I'm in.
01:17:20I'm in.
01:17:23I'm in.
01:17:29I'm in.
01:17:31to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left to vote
01:17:43for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:47Yay!
01:17:51Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:12Come on, come on.
01:18:13You look so good.
01:18:15Lots of stuff in your color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:26I don't... I want Mia.
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:32We are perfect together.
01:18:34Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40Concon, think about your future.
01:18:44My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:55You can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:19:13Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:44I tried.
01:19:46Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying.
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen!
01:20:25Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage, Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:21:01While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:31Hi.
01:21:33I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:53And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03You're not.
01:22:16All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20Looks like we have a winner.
01:22:29And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:22:38Jessica Hart!
01:22:44I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, shh.
01:22:47It's okay.
01:22:48This is your moment.
01:22:49You earned it.
01:22:50Go ahead.
01:22:55I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, king.
01:23:02It's what a year ago.
01:23:08You were right.
01:23:09You saw it all.
01:23:14And you believe to me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak.
01:23:20This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:37Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia Watkins?
01:23:41They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No!
01:23:47These are fake!
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:23:51Mia.
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No.
01:23:55No.
01:23:55Actually...
01:23:57Mia.
01:23:57Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:01Okay?
01:24:02Mia...
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:06It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:12Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia!
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:26They actually voted for me.
01:24:28I never doubted them.
01:24:30Orient.
01:24:39High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:24:42Embrace your inner crown.
01:24:45The crown is mine!
01:24:48I'm the popular one!
01:24:49I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:24:53What more do you people want?!
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:25:17This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:19Security!
01:25:20No!
01:25:21No, it was Mia!
01:25:23She...
01:25:24She knows things.
01:25:25She's like a...
01:25:26A psychic or a witch or something.
01:25:27I swear!
01:25:28Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:40She's so nasty.
01:25:43Got something Mia to help me.
01:25:45You'll get it in a few years.
01:25:46No!
01:25:47This isn't right!
01:25:50You suck!
01:25:52You're cheating!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:25:58Here.
01:26:00Take this.
01:26:03No, I can't take that.
01:26:05Yes.
01:26:06I want you to.
01:26:08Probably no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:26:13Time-traveling nerd.
01:26:16You're a little time-traveling nerd.
01:26:17Right here.
01:26:31Here.
01:26:32Here.
01:26:33Here.
01:26:34Hey.
01:26:36You okay?
01:26:37Connor.
01:26:39What happened?
01:26:40What happened?
01:26:48You tripped and fell.
01:26:50You alright?
01:26:52Yes.
01:26:57Where's Jessica?
01:26:59Jessica?
01:27:00Jessica?
01:27:02Jessica Hart?
01:27:04I don't know.
01:27:05She's probably in prison by now.
01:27:07Remember?
01:27:08She got arrested at prom.
01:27:10I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:27:13Whoa.
01:27:16Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:27:23But that's all in the past.
01:27:25I want to focus on the future.
01:27:29Neil Watkins,
01:27:30since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:27:35I loved you.
01:27:37You were the cutest,
01:27:40glasses-wearing,
01:27:41nerd I ever met.
01:27:46And from our wild study sessions
01:27:49to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:27:54to taking on the whole world,
01:27:56but I...
01:27:57I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:28:00to be my partner.
01:28:04Give me a walk, kids.
01:28:09Will you marry me?
01:28:11Hurry up and say yes,
01:28:12I have to get back home to Lance.
01:28:15Yes!
01:28:23I can't believe this is happening.
01:28:25You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:28:28You didn't see this coming?
01:28:29Yes.
01:28:31Us getting engaged?
01:28:33No.
01:28:34Not in a million years.
01:28:37But hey, I guess...
01:28:39some things you never see coming.
01:28:43I always knew.
01:28:49In the end...
01:28:50Woohoo!
01:28:53Woooo!
01:28:54Woooo!
01:28:55Woooo!
01:28:58And no one...
01:29:01makes me feel like you do.
01:29:04And no one...
01:29:06sets my body on fire.
01:29:09No one gives me shivers like you
01:29:15Oh, no one does it, baby
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