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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
#drama #cdrama #romantic #love #movie #shortdrama #showhots #2026
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00:00:12This virus kills just Homelander, or every suit?
00:00:14Don't know, but we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:00:16But if Homelander got his hands on some V-1, then theoretically he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:00:20Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:00:22I want our entire pharma division working on nothing but recreating the V-1 formula.
00:00:28Vought destroyed the original formula, that could take years.
00:00:31Do you have V-1?
00:00:32I don't, but Bombside does.
00:00:34That piece of shit's still alive.
00:00:36Clara Vought's name came up.
00:00:37I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:00:39Where is she?
00:00:40Dead.
00:00:40Suicide.
00:00:41Bullshit.
00:00:42Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky.
00:00:45I need you to read his mind.
00:00:51You send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:00:53This is gonna happen now.
00:00:54You fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:00:57You know who this is?
00:00:58This is a legend.
00:00:59I was balls deep in Golden Geisha, and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.
00:01:05I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:01:09And what is it?
00:01:10I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:34I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:39The room was completely black.
00:01:43I hugged her and she hugged back.
00:01:46Thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:01:54Hey!
00:01:55I see you're putting Fanta in the water cup, you little bastard.
00:01:58You gotta pay for that.
00:02:00Dude, you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago.
00:02:04I was just gonna do it.
00:02:07Relax.
00:02:10Ooh.
00:02:12You know what the smell reminds me of?
00:02:15Miriam Lebowitz.
00:02:17I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival, and I shoved my grager up her hamantashen,
00:02:23if you catch my drift.
00:02:26We fucked.
00:02:27Just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot.
00:02:30Yes, boss.
00:02:37Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:02:41Can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets?
00:02:46Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49It's my totally legit and believable real name.
00:02:52You're a hard man to find.
00:02:54Well, can you blame me?
00:02:57Vought would bury me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
00:03:00So maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater?
00:03:04What?
00:03:05And leave show business?
00:03:08Heh.
00:03:09We need to talk.
00:03:13Tanner!
00:03:14You're going on a break.
00:03:17We come to VMC Theatres to laugh, to cry,
00:03:21to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens.
00:03:25And to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal.
00:03:30Because we need that.
00:03:32Every dang one of us.
00:03:34The indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before.
00:03:40In here.
00:03:41We're not just-
00:03:42We're looking for one of your old bump buddies.
00:03:44Bombsite.
00:03:46I wish I could help.
00:03:48Our noses haven't crossed in years.
00:03:49Heard he got clean.
00:03:50Still.
00:03:52You gotta be able to get a message to him.
00:03:54Nah.
00:03:55Even if I could.
00:03:55Which I can't.
00:03:57He-
00:03:58He's not a shitbag bear you wanna poke.
00:04:01If we don't get to him first,
00:04:04Homelander's gonna get to V1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding.
00:04:08V1.
00:04:08We destroyed all those doses.
00:04:13Are you shitting me?
00:04:17What in Udnick told Homelander about V1?
00:04:19Doesn't matter.
00:04:20Point is, Homelander finds it, it's game fucking over.
00:04:24Ah, Marvin.
00:04:25A year ago, I-I had a good thing going.
00:04:28My penthouse was paid off.
00:04:30I got the best table of the lanes on two minutes notice.
00:04:33And then Homelander starts his fucking purge.
00:04:36My accounts are frozen.
00:04:37I'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here.
00:04:40You getting to a point?
00:04:41Yeah, my point is, I'm full of shit sandwich.
00:04:44Thank you very much.
00:04:48Let me make this clear.
00:04:50You either help us, or I cut your fucking balls off.
00:04:53You-you-you-you sound like butcher now.
00:04:55You know that?
00:04:55It's-it's not a great look for you, kid.
00:05:01Having said that, I-I do still need my balls for stuff.
00:05:08Alright.
00:05:10Fuck it.
00:05:12I guess we'll poke the shitbag bear.
00:05:15I guess we'll poke the shitbag bear.
00:05:24Hopefully the 35th try is the charm.
00:05:28Hmm.
00:05:44Hey, you wanna see me, boss?
00:05:47Is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that?
00:05:50Ideally, no.
00:05:52Yo, you guys seen Firecracker?
00:05:54She was gonna come on the pod.
00:05:57Firecracker has moved on to a better place.
00:06:01Orlando?
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05Oh, sh-shit.
00:06:07Oh no.
00:06:08Why?
00:06:08What happened?
00:06:09We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh, non-believers.
00:06:15I'm on the boat.
00:06:15I like boats.
00:06:17Mean boats are like that.
00:06:18Sir, I-I believe in you, sir.
00:06:21I-
00:06:22Which is why we have an important job for you.
00:06:25Some protestors have blocked a new Vought petroleum pipeline in the Bering Sea.
00:06:30Right.
00:06:30The one in Africa.
00:06:31Just off the coast of Alaska.
00:06:33Anyway, when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior,
00:06:37the Saudis are gonna heal some big feelings.
00:06:41OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States.
00:06:44We need that pipeline fully operational and those protestors gone.
00:06:49Gone.
00:06:49I got you.
00:06:51No.
00:06:52Uh, you will shoot a PSA.
00:06:54Announcing the pipeline is safe and fish love it.
00:06:57You know, it's just that fish, they don't love pipelines.
00:07:01In fact, they kinda fuckin' hate them.
00:07:03Thought you were on the boat.
00:07:06So what's more important, Homelander or some fuckin' grouper?
00:07:13Homelander, Homelander, of course.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:15I'm on it.
00:07:24I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:31There's no way Frederick Vought is smarter than you.
00:07:36Keep swingin'.
00:07:37You'll get there.
00:07:51Once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood.
00:07:55Challenged the man.
00:07:56They called him a loked-out troublemaker.
00:07:59But he wasn't making trouble.
00:08:01He was teaching love.
00:08:02For America.
00:08:03Come home.
00:08:04As our very own American prophet, Homelander, delivers his weekly sermon.
00:08:08Streaming live every Sunday.
00:08:11Come home.
00:08:12We can't do this.
00:08:14We can't do this.
00:08:14Just...
00:08:14Just fuckin'...
00:08:17No.
00:08:18I told you, Huey.
00:08:19Soon as a German's ready, we go.
00:08:21And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
00:08:22Yes.
00:08:23I beg you.
00:08:27You got a way in?
00:08:28I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager.
00:08:32Time is set.
00:08:3324 hours.
00:08:36Right.
00:08:38Good.
00:08:39Stick it somewhere close to the altar.
00:08:42Nice and quiet light.
00:08:44Then, right in the middle of Homelander's lead us in the temptation, deliver us from evil bollocks.
00:08:49It'll spray fresh pine sand and a big dose of kill juice.
00:08:53Cunt drops dead forever and ever.
00:08:55Amen.
00:08:56You don't have to enjoy it so much.
00:08:59Though I beg to differ.
00:09:01I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer.
00:09:04We can still get the V1.
00:09:05Yeah, and so can he.
00:09:07That's a risk we can't take.
00:09:08We're out of time, mate.
00:09:11Right?
00:09:15Surprise, surprise.
00:09:17Butcher!
00:09:18I've had anal warts I've been more excited to see.
00:09:21Ah, so your head's still up your own ass, is it?
00:09:23Let me ask you.
00:09:24Did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell?
00:09:27Closest hideout we had to you.
00:09:29Starlight.
00:09:30Wow.
00:09:31What a pleasure indeed.
00:09:34You remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
00:09:37Timeless beauty.
00:09:39She pissed on me once.
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:41He's a charmer.
00:09:42Um, but you can help us find Bombsite.
00:09:44Yeah, well, see, that's, okay, that's, that's the trick.
00:09:47Uh, if Bombsite doesn't want to be found, you can't, you can't find them.
00:09:51So what you got, you got to go sideways.
00:09:53You got to go through his lady.
00:09:55Golden Geisha.
00:09:55Golden Geisha?
00:09:56That name doesn't sound racist at all.
00:09:58Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with Erica Strada in Operation Orient.
00:10:03Very progressive for the day.
00:10:05But hey, if anybody can get a message to Bombsite, yeah, Goldie can.
00:10:09And where can we find the old slag?
00:10:11Well, Goldie's had some health issues lately.
00:10:13She moved into the villages.
00:10:15Vaught Villages.
00:10:15Mm-hmm.
00:10:17It's a retirement home for Supes.
00:10:19If it's Vaught, then they have tight security that you can get in and keep a low profile.
00:10:22Does the Pope shit in the woods?
00:10:24I want to come.
00:10:25Can I come?
00:10:25Oh, yeah.
00:10:26It'll be a treat for you.
00:10:27See what real stars look like.
00:10:28All right.
00:10:29You two sought the church.
00:10:30We'll have a word of Geisha.
00:10:32See if we can find that V1 before the Cape Cunt.
00:10:35Happy Gov?
00:10:36Um...
00:10:36Yep.
00:10:36He's happy.
00:10:37All right.
00:10:38Let's get cracking.
00:10:42Hey.
00:10:42Guys.
00:10:44I need you to promise me that we will find that V1.
00:10:49Petit TV.
00:10:50I promise you.
00:11:01We had a deal.
00:11:03One, I was drunk.
00:11:04Two, I never agreed to shit.
00:11:06She did.
00:11:08Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
00:11:10If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd asphyxiate myself.
00:11:13At least then I'd get off first.
00:11:14And oh, yeah.
00:11:15There's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
00:11:18I offered you a spot in my bunker.
00:11:21I'm VP.
00:11:22Do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch?
00:11:26I need to know if you're in.
00:11:28Or if I need to move to plan B.
00:11:30How about plan go fuck yourself?
00:11:31Mm.
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34Mm.
00:11:34People are so predictable.
00:11:37Plan B it is.
00:11:53What are you doing?
00:11:54What are you doing?
00:11:58What the fuck?
00:12:00What did you do?
00:12:01Chloroform.
00:12:02It's quiet.
00:12:03What?
00:12:04Madam Vice President, is everything all right in there?
00:12:07Apocalypse or no?
00:12:08I need your help.
00:12:10Hanlander cannot become immortal, so send the agents away.
00:12:13Madam Vice President.
00:12:14Uh, I'm fine.
00:12:15I'm fine.
00:12:17I just stubbed my toe.
00:12:18Walking around as people do.
00:12:21You need assistance?
00:12:22No.
00:12:23Nope.
00:12:23I am all good.
00:12:24So just stand down and stand by.
00:12:27Confirmation code.
00:12:28Ginger snap.
00:12:34You don't think they could tell?
00:12:35No.
00:12:35No, you did good.
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:37All you have to do now is be in the room and read Soldier Boy's mind.
00:12:44I'll take care of the rest.
00:12:46Fuck.
00:12:48I don't care how they did things on the reservation.
00:12:51You're in the big city now.
00:12:53Here, I'm the Chief.
00:12:55These smell smoke.
00:12:56That's crazy.
00:12:57I don't smell anything.
00:12:58Sir!
00:12:59There's a fire at the old mill!
00:13:01You know what?
00:13:02You're gonna do all right here, Chief.
00:13:05Great spirits say, let's get rolling.
00:13:19What does that smell?
00:13:21It's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
00:13:23That's what death smells like.
00:13:26See the blonde over there?
00:13:27I fucked her.
00:13:28In 74.
00:13:30Got me in the Mile High Club.
00:13:32No plane.
00:13:33How is this low profile?
00:13:34I have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people.
00:13:37There is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch.
00:13:40Not in the faces anyway.
00:13:42But yeah, listen.
00:13:43You know me.
00:13:44I don't like to kiss and tell.
00:13:49Oh, G-49.
00:13:51G-49.
00:13:52Son of a whore.
00:13:54Need bees.
00:13:56Goldie.
00:13:57Look at you.
00:13:58Just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in Marsha Mason's triple banger.
00:14:03There aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again.
00:14:07Just here to talk.
00:14:08She with you?
00:14:10Kimiko, hi.
00:14:11Wow, uh, I'm a fan.
00:14:12Big fan.
00:14:14Huge fan.
00:14:15Oh, is he had yellow fever?
00:14:17Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
00:14:19I'm the united colors of fever.
00:14:20I don't wanna fuck him.
00:14:21He is old and disgusting.
00:14:23Okay, you know I can hear you when you say that, right?
00:14:25What the fuck do you want?
00:14:27We need to talk to Bombsite.
00:14:29Get out.
00:14:30Goldie, come on.
00:14:31Don't Goldie me.
00:14:33You come in here and you bring him up.
00:14:35Well, listen.
00:14:36There was a time you and Bombsite were tighter than Woody and Mia before Sunyi.
00:14:41You must have a number, at least.
00:14:43Well, I don't.
00:14:44I haven't seen him in years.
00:14:45So kindly fuck off.
00:14:47I have a game to win.
00:14:48They bothering you, Goldie?
00:14:49No, we're not bothering anybody.
00:14:52Yes, they really are.
00:14:53We wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important.
00:14:56Okay, alright.
00:14:57Take it easy there, hot flash.
00:15:00So, Geisha told me to eat her golden ass.
00:15:02I dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great.
00:15:08They all batch nearly 80 and you can't make a talk.
00:15:10We were surrounded.
00:15:11They might be old, but they still have powers.
00:15:15I didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people.
00:15:17Well, that's just a thing, isn't it?
00:15:19They aren't people, are they?
00:15:24Look, if she won't get on board, we wait till she's alone.
00:15:28Yeah, asleep in a room, nip in, grab her, chug her in a van.
00:15:31Take her someplace quiet, make Bombsite come to us.
00:15:34No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:15:36You lay your finger on Goldie, Bombsite's never gonna help you.
00:15:39Oh, bollocks. As soon as he twigs, she's in trouble.
00:15:42You'll come run.
00:15:42Those are my friends in there, and I know you, Butcher.
00:15:45There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
00:15:47A week from now, all them geysers...
00:15:51be pushing daisies anyway.
00:15:54The fuck does that mean?
00:15:56What is your... Marvin?
00:15:58Talk some sense into him, would you?
00:15:59Butcher's the only one making any sense right now.
00:16:02What has happened to you, kid?
00:16:04It's like you've gone crazy.
00:16:06The whole world's gone crazy.
00:16:07I'm just catching up.
00:16:09Go fuck yourself.
00:16:11Go back to butter and popcorn.
00:16:13Better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into.
00:16:17Pathetic.
00:16:21Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
00:16:24Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska.
00:16:27It will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation.
00:16:31Isn't oil bad for the environment?
00:16:34No! Oil is all-natural and organic.
00:16:36It comes from the Earth.
00:16:38And if we don't use it, then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing.
00:16:43And my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline.
00:16:47Which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities.
00:16:51And most importantly, I swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally.
00:16:55It's completely safe.
00:16:57And you have the deeps green guarantee on that one.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:11Good to go.
00:17:12Hey, do you think we could wait here for a few minutes?
00:17:18Okay, so that one?
00:17:19Mm-hmm.
00:17:20It's like a rabbit, but it's got way too many feet.
00:17:22Really?
00:17:23See a frog eating a dick.
00:17:25This is definitely in my top five.
00:17:29Top five what?
00:17:32Things to do with you.
00:17:34You're saying that like this is the last time we're gonna get to do this.
00:17:41Hey, listen to me.
00:17:43The guys are gonna find bombsite.
00:17:45They'll get to be one.
00:17:46You're not dying.
00:17:48We will have plenty of time to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
00:17:53God, I don't know where it comes from.
00:17:57This unshakable hope.
00:18:02Whenever I get upset as a kid, which was a lot,
00:18:07my dad would always say,
00:18:10you know, son, life is 10% what happens to you
00:18:13and 90% how you react.
00:18:16And that was infuriating.
00:18:18But then I spent a year in an internment camp,
00:18:22and I had no control over anything.
00:18:24I just lay there at night just so fucking angry,
00:18:31hearing my dad's voice in my head.
00:18:35But then I finally understood what he meant.
00:18:38Because the only thing I had left was hope.
00:18:44And it is really fucking hard to hang on to, but I...
00:18:50I'm trying.
00:18:53I think...
00:18:55You might be low-key, the strongest person I know.
00:18:59I prefer high-key.
00:19:01But thank you.
00:19:07Look, it's... it's Big Bird eating a dick.
00:19:12You see an unsettling amount of dicks up there, I'm just saying.
00:19:15Mm-hmm.
00:19:18Why am I at a call sheet for some...
00:19:20church bullshit tomorrow?
00:19:22Someone has to cover for Firecracker.
00:19:24Unless you're too busy helping Homelander find V1.
00:19:30We're nowhere on the V1.
00:19:32Huh. Really?
00:19:34Nothing but dead ends.
00:19:35Well, keep me posted.
00:19:37Makeup is gonna need you in the chair, 6am.
00:19:40They can feather my nut hair.
00:19:42I'm busy tomorrow.
00:19:50Holy fuck.
00:19:51The inside of his head.
00:19:52That was terrifying.
00:19:54I'm not kidding, I think I just shit Ashley's pants.
00:19:56They have a lead on V1?
00:19:58Yes.
00:19:58Some guy named Bombsite, who Soldier Boy hates.
00:20:01Homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him,
00:20:03with orders not to tell you.
00:20:05Where's Soldier Boy's head in all this?
00:20:06You were right.
00:20:07He's thinking about helping Homelander.
00:20:09Like, he's kind of proud of him.
00:20:11But he doesn't want him to know that he's proud of him.
00:20:15So what's the plan?
00:20:16Don't worry.
00:20:16Saw this coming a mile away.
00:20:19It's handled.
00:20:22By the morning, V1 will be toast.
00:20:24Where are you going?
00:20:26Gotta cut my tracking chip out.
00:20:28Never come in here again.
00:20:30It's time for phase 3.
00:20:32Wait, but what should I...
00:20:33Are you really just leaving me here?
00:20:40Fuck.
00:20:44What's got you looking blue, little lady?
00:20:46Gee, Bombsite.
00:20:47It's just...
00:20:48Henry's noticed that I've put on a few pounds.
00:20:51Getting hefty, are ya?
00:20:52You must not be using Vought brand weight control tablets.
00:20:56Just take one with breakfast.
00:20:58Or better yet, instead of breakfast.
00:21:00Our patented methamphetamine formula will melt away that ugly belly fat.
00:21:06And give you pepiness death.
00:21:07Thanks, Bombsite.
00:21:09Henry will be thrilled.
00:21:11You said he will.
00:21:13Fuck!
00:21:16Shit!
00:21:18Hey, Goldie.
00:21:20Night-night.
00:21:43I'm gonna be confused.
00:21:44I'm gonna be confused, but...
00:21:44But I'm gonna be confused.
00:21:45They're all gone.
00:21:46You know...
00:21:50And...
00:21:50Towelly.
00:22:00Not so fast, white man.
00:22:12This one's for you, eh?
00:22:13Fuck you.
00:22:33Stop.
00:22:46No, you'll kill him!
00:22:49Stop!
00:22:53Just come on down
00:22:54Keep it to the fifth floor
00:23:01What is taking you so wrong?
00:23:19You sure this is the right address?
00:23:22I'm sure
00:23:24Well, there's no sight of bombsite
00:23:26Or fucking anyone
00:23:28Maybe crime analytics got a bad tip
00:23:41Come on, rub it
00:23:42Rub it with your stump
00:23:54What the fuck was that?
00:23:56I can't explain
00:23:57That was Clara
00:23:58You told me she killed herself
00:24:00She did
00:24:00After Ryan did that to her
00:24:03It's his fault
00:24:03So then what?
00:24:04You locked her in your apartment
00:24:05Like some kind of amputee fuck doll
00:24:07And filmed her for kicks?
00:24:09No, no, no
00:24:09It wasn't like that
00:24:11I did
00:24:11I did everything I could
00:24:13To keep her alive
00:24:15To make her happy
00:24:21Just listen to me
00:24:22Okay?
00:24:23It wasn't all like
00:24:24That
00:24:29I couldn't let her go
00:24:32I didn't know how
00:24:36Because I loved her
00:24:40And so did you
00:24:44You're goddamn right I loved her
00:24:47Look, she wouldn't want us fighting over her
00:24:48Don't fucking tell me what she would want
00:24:50You knew her for five minutes
00:24:52I was with her for decades
00:24:55Hold on, hold on, hold on
00:24:56This is set up
00:24:58Someone's trying to separate us
00:25:01This has been plen-
00:25:03Fucking Sage
00:25:05It's Sage
00:25:07You see?
00:25:08She's trying to screw with us
00:25:10Oh, come on
00:25:11I can't find the B-1 without you
00:25:23Good
00:25:26You don't deserve to live forever
00:25:45Security cameras are looped
00:25:55Who are they?
00:25:58It's almost every psychic in the country
00:26:00What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:26:25Oh, my God
00:26:27It's Firecracker
00:26:33Jesus
00:26:34I mean, it had to be
00:26:36A Homelander, right?
00:26:39You'd think I'd feel
00:26:40Well, relieved
00:26:41But
00:26:43She just feels sad
00:26:44I mean, she's a human being
00:26:47Maybe that's why Homelander killed her
00:26:53A fucking fax machine?
00:26:55Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him
00:26:58Oi
00:26:5923 fucking numbers you had for bombsite
00:27:01And they're all fucking shite
00:27:03Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06I was telling you the truth
00:27:08I have no idea where a bombsite is
00:27:10Or how to reach him
00:27:11So just let me go
00:27:12Come here, go
00:27:13Keep an eye
00:27:21What the fuck do we do there?
00:27:23Fetch her supplies
00:27:24And put her screws to her
00:27:26She knows more than she's letting on
00:27:30Oh, she doesn't
00:27:31I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress
00:27:34He's right
00:27:35Oh, I know
00:27:37Billing switches sides in the final hour
00:27:41What a twist
00:27:42Shock that never happens
00:27:43But unclench those assholes, fellas
00:27:45I'm here to help
00:27:46I'm a free agent now
00:27:48Came alone
00:27:49You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like
00:27:51That's a good idea
00:27:52That would go against our mutual interests
00:27:57Which is?
00:27:58Stopping a petulant laser-eyed narcissist
00:28:00From also becoming immortal
00:28:03I want him dead
00:28:04As much as you do
00:28:05You spent the last couple of years
00:28:07Building Homelander up
00:28:08And now you want to tear him down?
00:28:10Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:28:11You can't trust me
00:28:13Honestly, you shouldn't
00:28:13But you will
00:28:15And why would we do that?
00:28:17I know Campbell and Starlight
00:28:18Are headed to plant your little virus
00:28:21You can trace anyone
00:28:22You know what to look for
00:28:23And you baboons
00:28:24You leave a trail of banana peels
00:28:25Wherever you go
00:28:27I could have stopped you
00:28:28I could have killed you
00:28:30But I didn't
00:28:31That virus
00:28:33Is going to wipe out
00:28:34The fucking lot of you
00:28:36And you
00:28:38Don't strike me as a suicide type
00:28:40I will be in my nice quiet bunker
00:28:42Reading Wittgenstein in peace
00:28:44Well that is
00:28:45Unless that bleached blonde baby
00:28:47Gets his hands on V1
00:28:49And survives
00:28:51You must have realized by now
00:28:53Granny out there
00:28:54Has no clue how to contact bombsite
00:28:56But
00:28:57I do
00:28:59And I can get him here
00:29:01So
00:29:02Let me help
00:29:08Earlier today
00:29:09There was a catastrophic failure
00:29:10Of a Vought petroleum pipeline
00:29:12Resulting in a significant amount
00:29:13Of crude oil
00:29:14Spilling into the Bering Sea
00:29:17Sorry
00:29:17I'm just shaking off a migraine
00:29:19But your mind is still
00:29:20An open book, Chad
00:29:21Yes, the spill was larger
00:29:22Than Deepwater Horizon
00:29:23Much larger
00:29:25Nope, Jimmy
00:29:26We don't know when the rupture
00:29:27Will be sealed
00:29:28I'm hearing weeks at least
00:29:29And yes
00:29:30This pipeline was Deep's baby
00:29:31Rest assured
00:29:32He's got the situation
00:29:33Completely under control
00:29:34I can't breathe
00:29:35I can't breathe
00:29:43Jeremy?
00:29:45No!
00:29:46No!
00:29:48No!
00:29:49No!
00:29:49No!
00:29:50No!
00:29:52No, no, no, no
00:29:53He's not breathing
00:29:54No
00:29:54Look
00:29:58Jeremy?
00:30:01Can you hear me?
00:30:02Can you hear me?
00:30:04Can you hear me?
00:30:04We know, Kevin
00:30:06We know it was you
00:30:26Why are you so certain bombsite will come here?
00:30:29If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up
00:30:32You'd hop here
00:30:33As fast as your froggy little legs could take you
00:30:35Park Geisha over there
00:30:37And keep an eye on her
00:31:00I wanted to say
00:31:02I'm very sorry about this
00:31:07I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid
00:31:10I loved it
00:31:11Even the parts that were ridiculous racist stereotypes
00:31:16It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV
00:31:23We watched with Japanese subtitles
00:31:24It's how I learned English
00:31:26If you're such a big fan
00:31:27Let me go
00:31:29Desolée
00:31:30But we cannot
00:31:31Not until we get the V1 that bombsite possesses
00:31:34Wait
00:31:35That's what you're after
00:31:37V1?
00:31:42What's so funny?
00:31:44I'll tell bombsite to just give it to you
00:31:46I sure as hell don't want it
00:31:51He stole the V1 for you
00:31:54So you two could be together forever
00:32:02But you didn't take it
00:32:05I said no
00:32:07Which is why he left
00:32:10I guess for him
00:32:12Watching me get old was too painful
00:32:17I'm sorry
00:32:18I'm sorry
00:32:18I do not understand
00:32:19Why won't you take it?
00:32:21To live forever
00:32:25Maybe torture
00:32:30We're both so young
00:32:31You wouldn't understand
00:32:33Maybe I would
00:32:40Summer is only beautiful
00:32:43When you know winter's coming
00:32:59Is this how you feel?
00:33:07Honey and I talked about it
00:33:11We'd have to
00:33:27Neither of us wants to die
00:33:29But
00:33:31I don't want to be vampires either
00:33:38I'm sorry
00:33:40I hadn't
00:33:41It's okay
00:33:43We're both willing to do it anyway
00:33:47For you
00:34:06Jesus Christ
00:34:07Yep
00:34:08That's pretty much
00:34:09What he was going for
00:34:14Do I even need to say
00:34:16Be careful
00:34:16It's okay
00:34:17It won't go off
00:34:18Until the timer does
00:34:20I think
00:34:41Starlight
00:34:42I was wondering who
00:34:45Befouled the security cameras
00:34:47Hi Aaron
00:34:48It's been a while
00:34:50The Lord is working
00:34:51In his most mysterious ways
00:34:53This evening
00:34:54I didn't think I would ever see you
00:34:56In a house of worship again
00:34:58Yeah well
00:34:58I didn't think I would ever see you
00:35:00Meet riding Homelander so hard
00:35:01But
00:35:02I guess we're both
00:35:03Just full of surprises
00:35:04Aren't we?
00:35:05Take it you're not here to repent
00:35:06No
00:35:07I'm here to
00:35:08To talk sense
00:35:09Into an old friend
00:35:11You did that for me
00:35:12Do you remember?
00:35:13When um
00:35:14Alex and I
00:35:15Were going to get those
00:35:16Matching tattoos
00:35:16And you talked us out of it
00:35:17Tramp stamp crucifix
00:35:19This is a bit of a mixed message
00:35:20Especially on a shit-faced 15 year old
00:35:23But if memory serves
00:35:25You weren't so grateful
00:35:26At the time
00:35:27Yeah you know
00:35:27It's hard to hear
00:35:28That you're making a mistake
00:35:29You could regret
00:35:30For the rest of your life
00:35:33But
00:35:35I
00:35:37God I wanted your approval
00:35:38So badly back then
00:35:40You know
00:35:41You were like a
00:35:42Cool older brother
00:35:43That I never had
00:35:44And
00:35:45You weren't cynical
00:35:47Like Ezekiel
00:35:49You
00:35:52You believed
00:35:55You were like a
00:35:55I still do
00:35:56In Homelander
00:35:59Come on Aaron
00:36:01You know
00:36:02I started preaching
00:36:03When I was nine years old
00:36:05At moldy tent
00:36:06In Greenwood
00:36:08And people would come
00:36:09And
00:36:10Beg me
00:36:11To pray for them
00:36:13Heal their illness
00:36:15Look after their children
00:36:18Get them a job
00:36:19And I raised my hands
00:36:21In prayer
00:36:21For each of them
00:36:24Those prayers
00:36:25Went unanswered
00:36:28Nobody was listening
00:36:31God checked out
00:36:33Homelander is standing
00:36:34In front of us
00:36:35He's not asking
00:36:36For blind faith
00:36:37And when I talk
00:36:39When I talk
00:36:40He listens
00:36:41God is supposed
00:36:42To be selfless
00:36:43Okay Homelander
00:36:44Homelander doesn't care
00:36:46About anyone
00:36:46Or anything
00:36:47Outside of himself
00:36:48May be imperfect
00:36:49But he
00:36:50He brought this church
00:36:51Up out of ruin
00:36:52He fights back
00:36:53Against the secular forces
00:36:54Corrupting this nation
00:36:55He killed Firecracker
00:36:56And you're delusional
00:36:57If you think
00:36:57He won't turn on you
00:36:58Firecracker was a non-believer
00:37:00She brought his wrath
00:37:01Upon herself
00:37:02I am not afraid
00:37:03To stand
00:37:04Before Homelander's judgment
00:37:12But you didn't sneak
00:37:13In here to argue
00:37:14About dogma
00:37:15Did you
00:37:18Oh Andy
00:37:19I am sorry
00:37:22I really did like you
00:37:47Stop
00:37:48You know what this is
00:37:53I open it
00:37:54You're dead in 30 seconds
00:38:01So is Andy
00:38:03No
00:38:06She already took the antidote
00:38:10You didn't go to all this trouble
00:38:11Just to waste that on me
00:38:12Nope
00:38:15But I will
00:38:19Unless you let her go
00:38:30Don't be a stranger
00:38:32Don't be a stranger Andy
00:38:32Room for everyone
00:38:33In our flock
00:38:42Authorities are calling it
00:38:43The worst environmental disaster
00:38:45In U.S. history
00:38:50Plenty of fish in the sea bro
00:38:54But most of them are fucking dead
00:38:59You think a fish holocaust is funny bro
00:39:02Uh yeah
00:39:03Payback's a bitch
00:39:04Bitch
00:39:07What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:08It means
00:39:08I flew up to Alaska
00:39:10Swam down in your dumb pipeline
00:39:12And punched a hole in it
00:39:13It wasn't even that hard
00:39:15That shit is really poorly built
00:39:17What?
00:39:19Why?
00:39:20You killed Adam Bork
00:39:22So I killed a bunch of porpoises
00:39:23Or whatever
00:39:24Now we're even Steven
00:39:28I killed
00:39:29I killed one
00:39:31I killed one dude
00:39:33You killed 1.4 billion fish
00:39:35Motherfucker
00:39:36One human being
00:39:37Who was a national treasure asshole
00:39:39Not just some stupid fish
00:39:44They were my friends
00:39:48Sucks to suck
00:39:49Dipshit
00:39:50Stop
00:39:52Loser
00:39:54So let's record this stupid fucking thing
00:40:21You were never my bro
00:40:22Bro
00:40:47Oh, my God.
00:40:57Oh, God.
00:41:08Hey, some kid shit on the floor in the men's room.
00:41:11Again.
00:41:13Terrific.
00:41:28Bubbler, you might not remember, but we actually met back in the day.
00:41:33You must have been yay high, but you know what?
00:41:34I saw greatness in you, even then.
00:41:38I don't remember that yet.
00:41:41I did.
00:41:43Um...
00:41:45We needed to talk in private.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:49I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home?
00:41:54And you probably got the very reasonable impression
00:41:56that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:42:01But honestly, fuck those guys.
00:42:04Fuck them.
00:42:05I'm on team you, big guy.
00:42:07And I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:17Great.
00:42:19That's great.
00:42:28Tell me something.
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker
00:42:33eating canned tuna and Chef Boyardee?
00:42:35Ooh, crunch wraps, please.
00:42:37And, uh, solitude?
00:42:40It's all I ever wanted.
00:42:42Since way before Homelander knocked on my door,
00:42:45it's gonna be magnificent.
00:42:48You're fucking crazier than I thought.
00:42:50And I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:52Sorry.
00:42:52Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:56Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
00:42:58I just gotta do it.
00:42:59Don't pretend you're better than me.
00:43:02Enjoy it.
00:43:03Don't enjoy it.
00:43:05Still mass murder.
00:43:08At least I'm honest about it.
00:43:28Right on cue.
00:43:42Hey, bum sight.
00:43:43Hey, bum sight.
00:43:45Glad you could pop in.
00:43:46Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:47You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:50When you blow your load,
00:43:51is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:52You motherfuckers.
00:43:53I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:56Try it.
00:43:59And you'll be wiping your bitter ass,
00:44:01bitter ass off your fucking face.
00:44:06Now,
00:44:07how's about we just cool our jets,
00:44:10and you and I
00:44:11have a little chinwag
00:44:13like proper gentlemen?
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24Um.
00:44:27No one here.
00:44:28I grant you it looks like that.
00:44:30Yeah, but
00:44:30this is their hideout,
00:44:32so I'm sure there's
00:44:33plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:35Here you go.
00:44:37No, no, well, this is nothing.
00:44:39But
00:44:40no, they have to have left something behind.
00:44:42You know?
00:44:49It's not nothing.
00:44:51It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54This is sage
00:44:55taunting me.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:07This makes no sense.
00:45:09This makes no sense.
00:45:12This makes no sense.
00:45:16You said I would get the V1.
00:45:19You said I'd be a god.
00:45:21Did I do something wrong?
00:45:22Did I fail you?
00:45:24I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:26I gave my boy up.
00:45:28Please,
00:45:29don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:31Don't leave me to come nothing like him.
00:45:38Please.
00:45:41I gotta assume
00:45:44the only reason you're saying all this stuff
00:45:46is you're...
00:45:49You're not gonna let me walk out of here alive,
00:45:51are you?
00:45:52Yeah.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:01All right, look, kid.
00:46:04I-I-I've been around a long time,
00:46:07and I...
00:46:10This is just how it goes.
00:46:13You know all those old soups
00:46:14at the home?
00:46:15Every one of them
00:46:16had their moments in the sun,
00:46:18and they all thought
00:46:18it was gonna go on forever.
00:46:20And every one of them
00:46:22got shoved out in the end.
00:46:25They all got shoved out.
00:46:27All of them.
00:46:29And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:33I did the shoving.
00:46:36I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:38One minute,
00:46:39she's on the set of
00:46:41Undercover Geisha,
00:46:42getting finger popped
00:46:43by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:44And next,
00:46:45she's shilling for
00:46:46Vought Alert necklaces
00:46:47and
00:46:48Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:50Geisha sells
00:46:51Vought Alert necklaces?
00:46:52Guess you don't watch
00:46:53your own news channel.
00:46:55Point is, look,
00:46:56there comes a day
00:46:58I got shoved out, too.
00:46:59Never saw it coming.
00:47:01Did not see that coming,
00:47:03and I fought it like hell,
00:47:04but in the end,
00:47:07Bupkis.
00:47:09There's a natural order
00:47:10to things.
00:47:12And the more you fight
00:47:13the inevitable,
00:47:16the more the inevitable
00:47:17just
00:47:18cunt-punts you.
00:47:24Yep.
00:47:30You're not scared of me.
00:47:33No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I feel for you, kid.
00:47:38I do.
00:47:41I mean, you're a
00:47:42fucking whack job,
00:47:44but, you know,
00:47:45that's talent.
00:47:47So...
00:47:49no surprise there.
00:47:54So, there you go.
00:47:57Do what you gotta do.
00:48:06You can go.
00:48:10I can go.
00:48:11Leave.
00:48:12No words.
00:48:12Just go.
00:48:13Now.
00:48:14Go.
00:48:15Now.
00:48:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:34How can I help you, sir?
00:48:36I need the tracking coordinates
00:48:37for a VOD alert necklace.
00:48:46Look, all we're after
00:48:48is the V1.
00:48:49You hand that over,
00:48:50we all go home happy.
00:48:55I can't.
00:48:58Robbie.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59You'll change your mind.
00:49:01I've watched enough friends
00:49:02get old and die to know.
00:49:04You'll change your mind.
00:49:05I'm sorry,
00:49:07but I won't.
00:49:11That doesn't mean
00:49:12we can't be together.
00:49:14We've wasted years
00:49:16already.
00:49:24If I gave it to you,
00:49:27what would you do with it?
00:49:28We will destroy it.
00:49:31She's right.
00:49:35It is a curse.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Listen, mate.
00:49:42You can sort things out
00:49:44with a Mrs. Leiter,
00:49:46but you ain't leaving here
00:49:47with her shine.
00:49:48You think I'm stupid enough
00:49:49to bring it with me?
00:49:50You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:52You thought Geisha's life
00:49:53was in danger.
00:49:54You brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:56It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:49:57Oh, man.
00:50:02I know.
00:50:06I know.
00:50:08I know.
00:50:11I know.
00:50:12I know.
00:50:12I know.
00:50:13That's no way.
00:50:14Hey!
00:50:27Robin, just give him what he wants!
00:50:47Fuck! Let's go.
00:51:02Please, don't.
00:51:05They kidnapped you.
00:51:07I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
00:51:18Oh!
00:51:18Oh!
00:51:19Oh!
00:51:27Hiya, Robbie.
00:51:28Ben!
00:51:29The fuck is he doing here?
00:51:31I texted him.
00:51:32He's here to help.
00:51:33We don't need that motherfucker's help.
00:51:35Yo, those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
00:51:39It's their bone.
00:51:40Let the old dogs fight over it.
00:51:45You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
00:51:48Buddy the Queen sat on this face.
00:51:52It's a national fucking treasure.
00:52:03Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:04There's no one who hates Homelander more right now.
00:52:07Would you be sure?
00:52:09Cause people are fucking predictable.
00:52:24Oh, goddammit.
00:52:27Oh, goddammit!
00:52:28No!
00:52:34Arrgh!
00:52:35Arrgh!
00:52:36Oh, goddammit.
00:52:48Let's go.
00:53:24God damn it, I hate flying.
00:53:33Tough skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck.
00:53:37Ben, stop!
00:53:39Please!
00:53:46God damn it.
00:53:57I can't give it to you.
00:53:58Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:54:00Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:54:01You're always going to fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:04You can never hold down a girl.
00:54:06It was either a smack needle up your dick or...
00:54:09Having to stand next to you?
00:54:12You were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:15Especially Clara.
00:54:18Everything they wanted us to be, everything they were working towards, they saw it in you.
00:54:24I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:28No.
00:54:30No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:35I didn't know how to be.
00:54:37But you loved her.
00:54:42What wouldn't you give to have her back?
00:54:45Forever.
00:54:50I really fucking hate you.
00:54:52No shit.
00:54:55But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:58I can take away your immortality.
00:55:01And your powers.
00:55:03You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:06And you and Goldie can...
00:55:08Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:14Why would you do that for me?
00:55:17I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:39I'd do it for you.
00:55:48I'd do it for you.
00:55:50I'd do it for you.
00:55:51I'd do it for you.
00:55:55I'd do it for you.
00:56:01I'd do it for you.
00:56:07What the fuck is that?
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:33This is the first time I've seen my blood and I can't remember.
00:57:10Don't, I don't want to fight you.
00:57:19You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit, that I was the strongest soup alive.
00:57:25The ultimate expression of what we could be.
00:57:32But she was wrong.
00:57:38She hadn't met you yet.
00:57:54No.
00:58:03I don't understand.
00:58:04You wasn't supposed to.
00:58:06It's impossible.
00:58:10When you hate me, I loved her more.
00:58:17And this is what she would want.
00:58:42It's impossible.
00:58:55Run!
00:59:13I don't understand.
00:59:16I don't understand.
00:59:31I don't understand.
00:59:32I don't understand.
00:59:35I don't understand.
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